Mort Revult

Your name is MORT REVULT. You live a simple life of QUIET STUDY and STAYING OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHTS. Of course you do that because your ACTING CAREER has been ruined since you recently got arrested over something extremely silly and subsequently ESCAPED FROM PRISON. Since then you’ve promised yourself NEVER TO LIE AGAIN, except when asked about your SILLY CRIMINAL PAST.

You’ve been living at your uncle’s COMFORTABLE BASEMENT ever since your DARING PRISON BREAK. He doesn’t really allows you around the house, since you’re prone to RANDOM VIOLENT OUTBURSTS, so you’re left with the OK basement.

You like to use your uncle’s COMPUTER while he’s asleep to chat with your dear INTERNET FRIENDS, since you’re a WANTED CRIMINAL and can’t have any REAL FRIENDS.

When you do have to leave the safety of your uncle’s home, you try to remain as DISCRETE as possible, a hard task since you used to be a MIDLY FAMOUS TV ACTOR.

Your ACTING CAREER, which begun 2 sweeps ago as you joined the cast of a famous and still running LOW BUDGET SOAP OPERA, taught you many important lessons on AVOIDING FANS and PRETENDING YOU’RE NOT ANGRY; a hard task, since you constantly find yourself in need of PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE FACE or BREAKING SOMETHING EXPENSIVE. You don’t have any personal feelings regarding your RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE, they just come and go while you try to remain functional.

Since you’ve moved into your uncle’s COMFORTABLE BASEMENT, you’ve became used to eating CANNED GOODS almost exclusively, soft drinks are your best friends. While you still resort to CAN OPENERS as means to OPEN CANS, your BELOVED UNCLE amazes you with his CAN PUNCHING TECHNIQUE, a technique very similar to the one he used to help you ESCAPE FROM JAIL.

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