121013-Beau-Nate

[06:20] -- chessAficionado [CA] began pestering acquiredCarne [AC] at 18:20 --

[06:20] CA: hey Nate...

[06:20] AC: what?

[06:21] CA: would you mind terribly, if I borrowed one of your guns real quick?...

[06:21] AC: uhhh

[06:21] AC: yeah

[06:21] AC: I would in fact

[06:21] CA: Why not? I only need it to alchemize something...

[06:22] AC: because

[06:22] AC: I doubt you've had

[06:22] AC: any practice

[06:22] CA: Well then you could teach me...

[06:23] AC: I don't know

[06:23] AC: shotguns aren't for the weak

[06:23] AC: they require strength

[06:24] CA: I mean look at it from a statistic standpoint...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:24] AC: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:24] AC: I am

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:24] AC: you fuck up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:24] AC: kill someone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:24] AC: we've only got what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:24] AC: a dozen people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:25] AC: left alive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:25] CA: 18...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:25] AC: I meant humans

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:25] CA: 6...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:25] AC: my dad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:25] AC: isn't dead

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:26] CA: I was counting players, but that would mean 14 actually...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:26] CA: Leon isn't dead (maybe)...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:26] AC: either way

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:26] AC: there aren't many

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:26] AC: of us left

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:27] CA: Besides, I'm not THAT weak, I could probably handle it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:28] AC: you sure?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:28] AC: I've heard about the rope

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:28] CA: Besides, I would almost definetly not use it past last hope...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:29] AC: that's what I'm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:29] AC: worried about

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:29] AC: you don't have the

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:29] AC: instincts yet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:29] AC: to fire under pressure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:30] CA: You'd be AMAZED what living with a cafininated butler for 13 years would do for your instincts...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:30] AC: and?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:30] AC: I've lived around guns for 13 years

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:31] AC: been a shooter since I was 7

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:31] AC: I'm still not perfect

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:31] CA: No one is perfect at anything! I lose at chess every now and then...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:32] AC: if you lose at chess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:32] AC: does it have a decent chance

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:32] AC: at killing someone?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:32] CA: You're misinterpreting the metaphor...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:33] AC: even so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:33] AC: what are the three rules of handling guns?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:34] CA: Don't point it at anything you don't want to shoot?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:34] AC: close enough

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:34] AC: one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:35] CA: Um, don't put your finger on the trigger unless you want to shoot?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:35] AC: damn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:35] AC: two

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:36] CA: ummm, Don't have the gun ready to shoot when you don't want to shoot it?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] CA: I thiiink...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] AC: fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] AC: it's keep it unloaded

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] AC: but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] AC: I'll give it to you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:38] CA: :D ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:38] AC: ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:38] AC: what do you want to make

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:38] AC: with my shotgun

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:39] CA: I was planning on combining it with a scythe...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:39] AC: a weapon that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:39] AC: is designed to be swung

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:39] AC: in a wide arc

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:40] AC: which rule does that break?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:40] CA: rule | #1 ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:40] AC: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:40] CA: No, but I wouldn't use it as a scythe!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:41] CA: That's only so it fits in my weapon modus...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:41] AC: fine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:42] CA: :D ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:42] AC: on one condition

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:42] CA: yes?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:43] AC: you allow me to test it out first

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:43] CA: Of course...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:44] AC: alright then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:44] AC: I'll see what I can set up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:44] AC: for targets

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:45] CA: Thank you Nate, I promise I won't mess up!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:45] AC: we'll see

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] CA: I have to go, but I'll speak to ya again...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] AC: don't worry about that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] AC: you'll be out here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] AC: practicing plenty

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] AC: if you want to do this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] CA: Oh I imagine...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] CA: see ya...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] AC: bye

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering acquiredCarne [AC] at 18:50 --