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 -- tactlessAnalyst [TA] began pestering acrobaticAmbulist [AA] at 15:41 --

 [03:42] TA: Attention, internet-dwelling pseudo-dancer. Assuming you have not already disposed of this handle, and have the wit and will to speak to me, respond.

 [03:42] AA: ♪♪♪ I See People Are Still Giving Out My Contact Information. ♪♪♪

 [03:43] AA: ♪♪♪ And Details About Me That May Or May Not Be False. ♪♪♪

 [03:44] TA: As a troll of the internet variety, you should not be surprised. Pretending to be a girl online to gain attention has a long and storied history.

 [03:45] AA: ♪♪♪ It Is True. ♪ You've Caught Me On That One. ♪♪♪

 [03:45] AA: ♪♪♪ I Am A Forty-Seven Year Old Human Male Named Bill. ♪♪♪

 [03:45] AA: ♪♪♪ The Part About Me Being A Ballerina Is True Though. ♪♪♪

 [03:45] AA: ♪♪♪ It Was A Difficult Tryout, I Can Assure You. ♪♪♪

[03:45]  AA: ♪♪♪ Bill The Ballerina. ♪♪♪

 [03:46] TA: You true identity is of no interest to me. I am here on behalf of a friend.

 [03:46] TA: You recently trolled a young man who goes by the handle anaximandersTrepidation, who may have revealed some of his personal information. I am here to make sure it will not be abused.

 [03:46] AA: ♪♪♪ What Personal Information? ♪ His Name? ♪♪♪

 [03:46] TA: Indeed. He is very naive about such things.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:47] AA: ♪♪♪ Real Talk Is Not Something I Normally Do. ♪ So Consider Yourself Deeply Honored By The Fact That I Am Going To Be Straight With You, Just This Once: ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:47] AA: ♪♪♪ I Don't Take Things To The Real World. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:47] AA: ♪♪♪ I Make No Promises That I Won't Harass Him Online Again Though. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:48] TA: Very well. Online harassment is to be expected in this day and age. As long as it does not venture beyond that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:48] AA: ♪♪♪ Yeah. ♪ I Know What You Mean. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:48] TA: I would also ask you not spread his handle to more of your trolling friends.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:49] AA: ♪♪♪ It May Be Slightly Late For That. ♪ All Of My Trolling Friends Are Already Aware Of It. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:49] AA: ♪♪♪ I Doubt That Many Of Them Will Go After Him Though. ♪ There Was Only One Who Expressed Any Interest. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:49] AA: ♪♪♪ There Are Hundreds Of Them, Of Course, But Most Of Them Are Lazy Assholes. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:50] TA: This would be gallionicAcrobat, I assume?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:50] AA: ♪♪♪ ...I See She Has Already Made Her Move Then. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:50] TA: Yes, "She" has. I will be talking with her as well.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:51] AA: ♪♪♪ Go Easy On Her. ♪ She Is Just A Wiggler. ♪ Enthusiastic, But Only Like Two Sweeps Old. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:51] AA: ♪♪♪ If Your Friend Was Trolled By Her, He Must Be Quite The Chump. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:51] TA: I would not describe him as such. But he is quite innocent about some things.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:52] TA: All the more reason I get upset when someone takes advantage of him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:52] AA: ♪♪♪ It's Dangerous To Be Innocent In These Times ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:52] AA: ♪♪♪ Look At This Though. ♪ You've Caught Me On A Bad Day. ♪ Ordinarily I Would Troll The Shit Out Of You For This. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:52] AA: ♪♪♪ You Are An Incredibly Lucky Troll. ♪ Or Whatever You Are. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:53] AA: ♪♪♪ Actually, That Text Color's Not Quite Right, Is It? ♪ You're Probably A Human. ♪ Or Mixed. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:53] AA: ♪♪♪ Either Way. ♪ You Are A Lucky Whatever. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:54] TA: A lucky whatever. That is me in a nutshell, were luck a real thing and something that applied in any way to my life.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:54] TA: But I thank you for your gentle demeanor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:55] AA: ♪♪♪ It Was A Mistake, This Demeanor. ♪ Do Not Expect To Encounter It Again, If We Ever Talk Again. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:55] TA: I doubt we shall ever have occassion to, should you keep your word.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:55] AA: ♪♪♪ Anonymity Is A Thing I Take Very Seriously. ♪ Your Friend Should Consider Doing The Same. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:56] AA: ♪♪♪ There Are Monsters On The Internet. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:56] AA: ♪♪♪ There Are Monsters Everywhere. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:56] TA: That there are. I will try to impress that notion upon him more firmly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:57] TA: I bid you farwell, pseudo-dancer. May you find more appealing targets elsewhere.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:57] AA: ♪♪♪ So Long, Whateveryouare. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:58] AA: ♪♪♪ Lucky. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:58] AA: ♪♪♪ I Think I Shall Call You Lucky. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:58] AA: ♪♪♪ So Long, Lucky. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:58] TA: How droll.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:58] AA: ♪♪♪ It Is A Gift. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [03:59] TA: Hm. A reference to the ancient G.I.F.T.? Or simply an irritating remark?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:00] AA: ♪♪♪ G.I.F.T.? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:00] AA: ♪♪♪ I Am Unfamiliar With The Thing You Are Referring To. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:00] TA: The Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. It explains the existance of internet troll such as yourself.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:00] AA: ♪♪♪ I Doubt It. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:01] AA: ♪♪♪ For Starters, I Am A Hero, Not A Fuckwad. ♪ You Are Quite Cruel, Lucky. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:01] TA: You are not to the first to accuse me of possessing that quality.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:01] AA: ♪♪♪ So How Does This Theory Go? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:03] TA: The basic idea is that many relatively ordinary people, given a large audience and total anonymity, will act like utter assholes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:04] AA: ♪♪♪ You Think I'm Ordinary, Lucky? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:05] AA: ♪♪♪ I May Have To Disabuse You Of That Notion, When I'm Feeling More Myself. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:05] TA: I cannot say if you are ordinary or not. I do not know you, nor care to know you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:05] AA: ♪♪♪ I'm Hurt. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:05] TA: Your real life is irrevelent to me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:05] AA: ♪♪♪ I Am Glad To Hear That. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:06] TA: It is common internet protocal.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:06] AA: ♪♪♪ I Wish Everyone Realized That. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:06] TA: Don't ask, don't tell.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:07] AA: ♪♪♪ We Can Agree On That. ♪ Which Is Why I Won't Ask You Why You're So Gung-Ho About It, And You Won't Ask Me Why I Am. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:07] AA: ♪♪♪ I Think I Like You Lucky. ♪ Or At Least I Don't Actively Dislike You. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:08] AA: ♪♪♪ I Can Not Yet Decide Whether That Means I'll Show You Mercy Or Be Especially Enthusiastic About Trolling You In The Future Though. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:08] TA: Good luck trying.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:09] AA: ♪♪♪ We Can't All Be As Lucky As You. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:09] TA: You know, it occurs to me in retrospect that I ought to have used a false handle for this conversation. Sigh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:10] TA: Well, hindsight is 20/20.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:10] AA: ♪♪♪ Maybe You're Not So Lucky After All. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:10] AA: ♪♪♪ Or Maybe My Luck Won Out This Time. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:10] AA: ♪♪♪ Well, I Must Prepare For My Curtain Call. ♪ As A Forty Seven Year Old Human Male, I Must Shave My Back Before Putting On My Tutu Or It Starts To Chafe. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:11] AA: ♪♪♪ Goodbye Lucky. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [04:11] TA: Farewell, random internet-variety troll.

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- acrobaticAmbulist [AA] ceased pestering tactlessAnalyst [TA] at 16:12 --