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 GG: Dani pokes the sprite.

 GT: GT sprite yawns and looks to Dani. "Hmm? You need something?"

 GG: "Yeah some video says you're supposed to help us or guide us or something else stupid necessary for winning this deathgame."

 GT: That's right.

 GT: You've really made a mess of things with this prototype...I'm actually impressed

 GG: "Not sure if that's good. May as well get someone's approval."

 GT: Thought you wouldn't want it, I mean according to your description

 GG: "Things change when a bunch of people come up and shoot your mum for supporting who you are. It'll come back."

 GG: "How do I get back at this game for destroying the earth and setting that whole chain of events into motion?"

 GT: Well this is awkward...I guess in a way I'm responsible for all this shit you're going through

 GG: "Yeah and you wanna bitch at me about descriptions."

 GT: But hey, I'm your sprite now, It's cool I hope

 GG: Dani picks up a shoe off the floor and tosses it at the sprite.

 GT: I'll take that as a no.

 GT: It's ok, I don't need your approval, you're pretty much fake

 GG: "Oh no. Just like everyone else. How dare I?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: She folds her arms.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: That's the spirit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: So what would you like to know?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Okay. So you're some advice sprite. If you're supposed to guide us to beat the game or, I don't know. Destroy it from the inside and take it down in a fiery blaze of glory and death... What would be a good first step?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Or last step. Or any step inbetween. And where the hell is Opossumum?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "And everyone else?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Whoa there, that's a big work load.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "You mean to tell me we

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: are just supposed to sit around and follow the rules and let everyone keep dying?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: If you want to destroy the game and the entire universe from the inside, that's great, I can help you do that as well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Let's see, the very first thing is your gear man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Is that you?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Good one, but no, I mean the stuff you have.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Can any of this kill a litteral walking wall of black powder cannons given life by sheer malice?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Some of my best work, look forward to it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "You know. You told me fire was a bad idea, and yet it's just sounding better and better."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Fire is a very good idea.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Always solid idea to apply DoT aspects in the opening stages of a combat.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Should try to make sure it's not easily cleansable though, try to make it some kind of fire that you can't douse easily with Water.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Flamethrowers, then. Would set any sort of gunpowder off and make anything they meant to use it for bust. They'd have to go to a plan B, if they'd ever thought of a plan B."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Grease fire?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Napalm."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: Dani nods.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Not bad, Napalm works as well...or something way way more bullshit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: You're not in Kansas anymore kid, you've got access to machines that can make potentially anything you can imagine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "The everburning fires of the supposed underworld. Which probably got destroyed in the other universe IF IT EVER DID EXIST." she shouts to the corner of the room somewhat triumphantly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: That's the spirit...but really, get yourself sorted out, start making some sweet new gear

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "So what happens when I run out of stuff? And if I can grab one of those cannon things, can I toss that in?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Sure...guess I should clue you in on how to do your alchs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: See that machine you used to carve your totem?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Yeah."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: That is going to interact with another machine called a "Punch Designix" your server can make for you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: To let you create new items

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Alright so I have to ask whathisface to do that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Whatsit do?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Put a blank charecter sheet in it and enter the code off the back of one of your items sheets

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Presto, a punched card that can be used to replicate that item at the Totem Lathe and Alchemiter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Oh. Alright so we should probably keep those handy."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Stack two cards on top of each other and you'll get something completely diffrent

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "By 'completely different' you mean 'not a combination of those two cards'?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Give it a shot, you'll need it...especially since you gave all the imps my sweet power set

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Well a combination of those two, but...not like duct tapeing them together. It's own thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Combine and Rubber Ducky and a Sledge Hammer and you might get some kind of big squeeky duckish hammer. Or maybe not...alright I lied that's totally what you'd get.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: But I can't really spoil to much or everything gets unfair

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Aren't things already unfair? Apparently the Apocalypse happened."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Maybe you hadn't heard."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Yeah, but I mean...I have to make it fair...win or lose by your own merits.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "So you're saying I can break the game on my own merits."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Really this is a good game for breaking it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: You might need to cheat a little

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Cheating is fun."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Right now, I really just want to get back at that Red Bitch. We'll see what happens after that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Red Bitch?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: T.T. o ( Oh Look at me! I am so snarky! Behold my power to stick my nose where it doesn't belong and rub salt in ALL the wounds! AHAHAHA )

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Ah yeah, fuck Libby, she's a bitch

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Nice not to be the only one. I want to take her down. She says my mum dies in every universe. In every timeline. I don't really care if it's true. But she's gonna pay for saying it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: And I'm here to help...assuming this session doesn't collapse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Is that something that can be prevented?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Not even a little bit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "So if it's gonna collapse, you'll know."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "And if I ask, you'll tell me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: yeah, as much as such a thing is possible

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: I mean lets be honest, you're going to get rid of me pretty quick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Why?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Are Sprites temporary?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: No, but there are tricks for changing them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: And as I said, those imps are going to be annoying enough now, wait til they grow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "So I just take them out. What's the big deal?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Hey, see how I'm telling you all this stuff like I know what's going on?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: The imps are also like that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "So you're saying they're just gonna know. Everything."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: And how to play this game like a pro

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Well that's stupid."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Why couldn't you have just prototyped Gearwork...he's a lot more cool and mysterious, you know?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Mystery is a load of crap. People keeping secrets is bad for everyone else. You're basically walking right into a trap they've laid out for you. I'd rather talk to an honest arsehole than a secretive ettiquite-spouting slave of society."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Or have you not read whatever description of me there was. I'm sure there was some sort of rap list."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Hey, I've been called an axiomatic bastard myself

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Hrm."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: Not important

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GG: "Alright. Well. I guess I should start making cards."

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