080814doirbeau

 [02:55] GA: Doir walks down the hall, scribbling in a notebook and wearing a tiara.

 [02:55] GA: Totally not looking ahead of him.

 [02:56] CA: Beau is walking down the hall. His eyes seem sort of puffy and red and his eyes are glued to the floor...

 [02:56] CA: also totally not looking ahead...

 [02:56] CA: impact in 3...

 [02:56] CA: 2...

 [02:56] CA: 1...

 [02:56] GA: BOOM

 [02:56] GA: Doir stumbles back. "er, sorry- oh."

 [02:56] GA: He stares at this Beau kind of blankly for a few seconds.

 [02:56] CA: "Ack, terribly sorry about that-"...

 [02:57] CA: He sort of pathetically smiles...

 [02:57] CA: "H-Hi Doir"...

 [02:57] GA: Doir smiles a bit and tries not to tear up. "so, how you doing, beau"

 [02:58] GA: "getting accustomed to the ark well?"

 [02:58] CA: "Eh, sort of, it has it's ups and downs. How're you doing?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] GA: Doir sticks his notebook in his hair. "oh, im doing, im doing good- er, well, doing well."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] GA: "gotta be grammatically correct"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] CA: "Is something on your mind Doir?" Beau looks worried, despite looking like he has his own baggage to deal with...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GA: Doir opens his mouth to start talking, but closes it and just pulls Beau into a tight hug.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] CA: Beau is shocked a little, but he soon returns the hug. "I missed you Doir"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GA: "yeah, it was... it was hard without you, after we'd been adventuring together for so long... heheh, guess team slammajamm is now more tipped in favor of the sausage variety of people"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GA: "but its great to have you back. and fuck it i aint even gonna contemplate this alternate universe shit."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] CA: "It's good to be back..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] CA: It looks like he's gonna cry again...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] GA: Doir notices this and hugs tigher. "man, your eyes are cool. can i poke them?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:07] CA: "I'd rather you not, it still hurts to be poked in the eyes"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:08] GA: Doir lets go, finally. "so, i um, was wondering why you were with jack?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:08] GA: "like are you and him friends now"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:08] GA: "cause god fucking damnit it everybody in this whole ark is okay with him being here im gonna go mad"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:09] CA: "Not really, it's just sort of boring in the afterlife and we were both dead"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GA: "so are you and sami, yknow...?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GA: "you look like youve been crying a lot ngl"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] CA: "Yea... I guess I do..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:13] CA: "No... It would be foolish of me to expect Sami to love me, since I'm not the one she loved"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:13] CA: "Just... remembering the fate Sami sufferd in my timline hit me harder than I thought it would..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:14] GA: "its sad, yknow? i mean, in this big hormonal clusterfuck, you two had the most stable relationship out of anybody..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:15] GA: "im sure sami will want to be with you again, you two deserve to be together! its fate! destiny!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] CA: "As much as I wish it could happen, it could not work"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] CA: "I'm not the Beau you all knew... It's sad but... That ship has sunk, as you would say..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] CA: He looks like he's gonna cry more oh wait it's already happening oops...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:19] GA: He hugs him again. "man, that doesnt matter. all beaus are the best beaus, except the ones from the evil timelines."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:19] GA: "so even if youre gender switched and dead, youll still be the same best friend ever."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:20] GA: "plus, kate has a fraymotif that switches people with a doomed timeline self. i mean, if thats an allowed thing, it must be fine."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] CA: "Heh, maybe you can keep spamming it on me until you get the right Beau"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: "no, we dont need to, because we already have the right one."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] CA: Beau is actually shocked silent at what doir said...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] CA: "...D-Doir..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GA: "i dont care if we picked you up in the bargain bin at walmart among a pile of other beaus, youre the right damn beau and not some shoddy knockoff"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:25] GA: "now stop being sad because its making me sad"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:27] CA: "Don't worry Doir, these are happy tears..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:28] GA: "okay, so, wait, in the other universe, is 'beau' a boys name?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] GA: "i mean not that im very good at keeping up with the whole gender thing but like damn beau is as girly a name as there could be"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:30] GA: "i hope i gave you so much shit about that"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:30] CA: "Beau is french for handsome. It's always been more of a boys name"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:30] CA: He sighs. "But yes, you did"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:30] GA: "heheheheheh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:31] GA: He lets go and pulls his notebook out again. "so, you know anything about that whole 'we're going to fuck up everything' stuff jack was saying?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:32] GA: "think i just stumbled upon the next story arc, yo"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:35] CA: "Sorry, I wish I had the chance to pry info out of him but he is very unhelpful"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:36] GA: He sighs. "yeah, villains are like that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:36] GA: "worried about the herald, though. i think we accidentally turned him into a villain too."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:37] CA: "Yea uh"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:37] CA: "What was that about?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:38] CA: "It just sort of happened, why did they fight?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:38] GA: "oh, you know how rilset and scarlet are a pair now? well, jack gave herald back his memories- herald was the mail guy -and he challenged rilset to a fight to win over scarlet."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:38] GA: "and so scarlet gave rilset a super stim or something"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:39] GA: "and i guess we sort of fucked shit up by having herald learn the thing about show no mercy"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:39] CA: "Yes, in my opinion you did"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:39] CA: "I was in awe at the raw display of power"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:40] GA: "me? i had nothin to do with that. i tried my damn best to stop it, but nobody listens to me around here."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:40] CA: "I meant you in the collective sense but yea. Don't worry, I'll listen to ya"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:41] GA: "yeah, you were the only one who ever did, you know that? even ryspor doesnt flippin listen."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:41] GA: "despite being the cloudcuckoolander, sometimes i really feel like the only sane man around here."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:46] GA: "oh, hey, by the way, i totally gave sami all of that stuff i stole from your house. so if you want that back. uh. ask her."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:46] CA: "She can keep it, it isn't mine"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:47] GA: "right"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:49] GA: Doir idly taps his henshin pen against the notebook. "so... uh..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:50] GA: "see you... around?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:50] CA: "I'll see you soon Doir... and um... thank you..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:50] GA: Doir gives him one last hug goodbye, and walks off. "no problem."