Balish Nullar In The Medium 1

[08:46] -- conciseTactician [CT] began trolling aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 20:46 --

[08:47] CT: HELLO Nullar. We have to TALK.

[08:47] AG: oh?

[08:47] AG: I finished my disguise

[08:47] AG: don't bother checking you won't be able to tell it's me

[08:47] CT: ...

[08:48] CT: Is that a RAG?

[08:48] AG: holy shit fuck you

[08:48] AG: it's a cleverly repurposed bedsheet that covers my face and body okay

[08:48] CT: Well, I guess your SIGN is not showing, at LEAST.

[08:48] AG: and I said don't bother checking /><\

[08:49] CT: Right, I SUPPOSE I should respect your wishes of privacy.

[08:49] AG: you SUPPOSE, huh

[08:49] AG: this game is bogus I have asshole peeping toms everywhere

[08:49] AG: there's not even anyone living on my planet and there's still assholes watching me

[08:50] AG: asshole cameras

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:50] AG: er... not cameras for waste chutes but like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:50] AG: you know what I mean, the cameras are assholes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:50] AG: not like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:50] AG: literal assholes but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:50] AG: fuck you okay I'm freaking out a little still

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:50] CT: Well, at least with this CLEVER disguise, you will trick the nothing watching you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:50] AG: thank you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:51] CT: So how are you FEELING?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:51] AG: shitty and bored and abandoned, to be honest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] AG: when the fuck are our asshole compatriots going to get into the game ffs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] AG: ffs = for fuck's sake btw

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] CT: Oh... I should be at FAULT for that, I try to communicate whenever I can, but my land is rather... UNFAMILIAR, and needs EXPLORING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] AG: btw = well I'm sure you know that one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] CT: I do AGREE, but those things will come in TIME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:53] AG: the humans have such a disgusting head start on us

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:53] CT: Well, ABOUT that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:53] CT: I did contact you for a REASON.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:53] AG: and to be honest I've been too freaking focused on making my disguise and listening to horrifying whispers when I sleep to contact the humans like I said or at least thought to myself that I would

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:53] AG: oh?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] CT: The Theif claims to have DUPED these humans, and is now a PLAYER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] AG: I didn't see his entry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] CT: So at least they will not be around FOR LONG.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] AG: well. then again, I don't know his name so there's that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] CT: I assume it was the GLITCH.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] AG: oooOOOOOooo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] AG: yeah that would make sense I guess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] AG: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:55] AG: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:55] AG: thief, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:55] CT: Well, not any MORE it would seem.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:55] AG: he's a thief? and the glitch said he's a lord?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:55] CT: He seems to have CHANGED TITLES for some reason. Moving up in the WORLD, I assume.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:55] AG: ugh nevermind this seemed like an epiphany but I guess it's actually obvious that ldo of course he played this game before

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:55] AG: both of them must have, him and pink text. and your not-oracle.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] CT: I think so, which brings up ANOTHER POINT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] AG: or... I don't know, maybe that's a stupid idea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] AG: oh maybe it's not a stupid idea! :D

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] AG: with horns and everything

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] AG: yeah?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] CT: You need to AWAKEN on Derse, and FORTIFY yourself in your room.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] AG: I'm.. way awake on derse already?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] AG: what do you mean fortify what the fuck is coming for me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] CT: It seems our other selves SLEEP when we are AWAKE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] AG: I mean besides the whispers and the dersitians

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:58] AG: I... guess that makes sense

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:58] CT: Well... I believe the Pink One thinks she can MANIPULATE me into working faster through THREATENING you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:59] CT: I would not WORRY, but you are going to ANYWAYS, so a good idea would be to make your room as SAFE AS POSSIBLE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:00] CT: Are you still CONSCIOUS?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] AG: I have the sound turned off

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] AG: and this shit keeps slipping over my eyes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] AG: who's threatening me wtf?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] AG: look that pink bitch hasn't even bothered to say a single fucking word to me since that first conversation so she can go fuck herself with whatever organs she has okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] AG: I mean I could certainly use the fucking company about now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] AG: but yeah I'll try to get my other self somewhere safe I guess.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] CT: That would be BEST.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] CT: She is using the both of us as TOOLS, why would she continue contact?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] AG: well whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] AG: she's online a lot, I'll give her a piece of my mind

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] AG: s'not like I have anything else to do right now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] AG: oh. except, like, olive branches and humans and shit but like seriously

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] CT: I DISLIKE her, but she has power over your dream self, so tread carefully.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] AG: fuck them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:04] CT: I should speak to you MORE. You seem to NEED to company if you are willing to turn to her.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:05] CT: Well, other than THAT, I should tell you I entered the GAME, with Maenam as my server, if you did not ALREADY know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] AG: yeah I got the notification

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] AG: nice choice there bro

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] AG: I mean, I think

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] CT: No, it was NOT, but Maenam was the only other troll I KNEW.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] AG: idk. ngl the heiress makes it pretty hard for me to be respectful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] AG: damn, you know *me*. we could have at least tried lol

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] CT: I suppose I could have, but you were PREOCCUPIED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] AG: what making my shitty disguise and being morose /=_=\

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] CT: Besides, I like the ANONYMITY I am allowed by being your server.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:09] AG: haha fuck you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:09] CT: PLEASE, as if you have not felt the same when DEALING with Jossik.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:09] AG: whatever you should still send me a picture some day

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:09] AG: I mean geeze I haven't seen you in sweeps come on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:10] CT: Nullar, what would you do if Jossik asked for a picture of YOU?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] CT: My POINT exactly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] AG: man that's different, I'm weird about that shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] AG: ]:<>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] CT: And who says I AM not?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] CT: Besides, my ability to take pictures is... NONEXISTENT any more.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:15] AG: what? why

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:15] CT: My husktop EXPLODED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] AG: .... ehehe what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] CT: I am reduced to using a LeapGrub Jr. It seems to work, FOR NOW.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] AG: why? how?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] AG: EHEHEHE OMG

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] CT: I do NOT want to talk about it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] AG: TOO GOOD

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] AG: OKAY okay okay sorry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] CT: You'd better be BEDSHEET girl.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:18] CT: But this matter WILL be corrected, SOON.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:18] AG: how are you going to get another computer if you're already on your undoubtedly shitty planet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] CT: I am UNSURE, but I will ask the citizens. I will try on PROSPIT as well for a solution, but I believe contacting SO is the smartest COURSE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] CT: Well, if those FLAT THINGS wriggling around are actually LIVING creatures.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] AG: ??

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] <span style="color:rgb(116,8,158);">CT: My world is HARD TO EXPLAIN, but everything is in TWO DIMENTIONS, or everything I have seen THUS FAR.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] AG: well your planet definitely takes the cake as far as weird oes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] AG: goes*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] AG: but I think I win the awful prize

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:29] CT: Yes, for your own PARANOIA. I do NOT see how this world is built for ME, though. What was Jossik's land, AGAIN? I SEEM to have FORGOTTEN.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] AG: oh man idk I couldn't see much of it, the camera controls only work in the house

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] AG: all parts of the house

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] CT: Yes, I am AWARE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] AG: oh did I tell you he got his eye gouged out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] CT: He mentioned it HIMSELF, actually.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] AG: oh well look who's a social butterfly lately geeze

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] CT: He contacted ME, actually.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] CT: So NO, not the SOCIAL BUTTERFLY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] AG: ah. I'd ask how he's doing but I can see lol

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:33] CT: Do not FORGET to be social once every WHILE. Your relationship with him will PROBABLY be very important for the BOTH of you in the days to come.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] AG: ehhhh if you say so.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] CT: Why so COLD? He is probably to ONLY ONE to entertain your fantasies.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] AG: I'm not being cold toward him, just cold toward, you know, anyone, in general

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] AG: my schedule has been like really full with an assortment of moping activities that's all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] CT: Oh. I DIDN'T notice.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] CT: You know, that is UNHEALTHY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] AG: is that sarcasm or do you really pay that little attention to me like damn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] CT: Nullar, MY world does not revolve around a computer screen.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] AG: must be nice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] CT: That was too mean, I did not wish to SOUND that HOSTILE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] AG: eh, it's okay I'm kind of used to it from you by now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] AG: these almost-apologies are p nice though, I'm starting to get pleasantly used to them too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] CT: Ug, don't get TOO COMFORTABLE with them. I'm just in a GOOD MOOD, that's it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:41] AG: ehehehe okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:46] <span style="color:rgb(116,8,158);">CT: I should INFORM you, before I take my LEAVE, the Erndad situation has been... RECTIFIED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] AG: what do you mean? you found him before entry?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] CT: No, not at ALL. I think he must have PASSED, actually.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] CT: But, I RESSURECTED him, through the Orb... Thing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] AG: oh! that reminds me, man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] AG: try tossin something else into him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] AG: er

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] AG: wow that came out super wrong

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] CT: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] CT: Try AGAIN.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] AG: I didn't have much time with jossik but I kept throwing shit into his kernel

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] CT: Really? What HAPPENED?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] AG: I only managed two before I was afraid of him like running out of time and dying and shit but w/e

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] AG: anyway nothing much seemed to happen at first except that it took in the new information

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] AG: once he entered though it, like, talked and shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] CT: It SPOKE?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] CT: INTERESTING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] AG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] CT: I-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] AG: so idk if it was just a lucky throw or what but it's definitely worth a little more experimentation

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] CT: You FORGIVE me for my EAGERNESS to try, hopefully.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] AG: let me know how it goes on your end lol

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] CT: Thank you for this INFORMATION.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] CT: I-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] CT: Sorry, it is STUPID to be this EXCITED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:52] AG: lol what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:52] AG: why are you excited and why is it stupid

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:52] CT: I can TALK to him again.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:54] AG: oh. well, yeah. thank god slothmom is still here ignoring me and hiding out and being a passive agressive bitch as per usual

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:54] CT: Hmm. Maybe you should ATTEMPT to fix that?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:56] AG: eh, yeah. I didn't do anything wrong though />_<\

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] AG: well, whatever. in any case, I'm exhausted.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] AG: I'll go do... something. maybe fortify my dream house.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] CT: Get some sleep, but PLEASE remeber my warning.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] CT: I'll TAKE my leave then, goodnight Nullar, speak to you SOON.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] AG: of course.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] AG: good night.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] gave up trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 21:57 --