111113-Beau-Nullar

 -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] began pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 18:37 --

 [06:37] AG: you should break up with tlaloc

 [06:37] CA: been there done...

 [06:37] AG: ((lol sorry null is behind the times rofl))

 [06:37] AG: wait what

 [06:37] CA: Already broken up...

 [06:37] AG: ....holy shit that's awesome

 [06:37] CA: a while ago...

 [06:38] AG: niiiiiiice

 [06:38] AG: you're smarter than I thought

 [06:38] AG: anyway yeah he's a dick

 [06:38] CA: Can't eblieve I ever felt anything for him in the first place...

 [06:38] AG: sorry that's pretty much all I had to say, really

 [06:39] CA: That's ok, I actually wanted to ask you something...

 [06:41] AG: sure, what's up

 [06:42] CA: Null, I don;t know what you think about me, but sami told me a few things...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:42] CA: and Scarlet is bad news...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:42] AG: yeah I know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:43] AG: I forgot to tell sami I remembered something else about that shit she gave us

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:43] AG: wait you probably don't remember that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:43] CA: I remember mention of "a flippin awesome refreshment"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:44] AG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:44] AG: spoiler: it's weird body juice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:45] CA: umm...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:45] CA: body juice...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:45] CA: what?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:45] AG: yeah idk either

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:46] AG: sami would know what I mean more than you and I don't really want to get into it considering RC and everyone else can read all of my chats

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:46] CA: Well, here's what I understand from the info I've compiled...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:47] CA: 1) RC has a dead body in her room...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:47] CA: 2) she gives out body liquids...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:47] AG: hahah yeah that's about it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:47] AG: body liquids are from the dead body

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:47] CA: 3) Dorse and profit...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:47] AG: derse and prospit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:47] CA: 4) everything about drea lands...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:47] AG: they're filled with creatures

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:48] AG: called

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:48] AG: dersians and prospitutes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:48] CA: why am I not suprised sami botched the names...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:48] AG: drea/

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:48] AG: ?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:48] CA: *dream...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:48] AG: oh, yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:49] AG: I guess RC's hiding out in derse and her dead matesprit is buried in prospit somewhere underground

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:49] AG: I probably shouldn't be telling you this shit but w/e I'm kind of sick of keeping everyone's secrets and having everyone talk about me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:50] CA: Well, if we're sharing secrets...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:50] CA: There's a troll named Jossik...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:50] CA: Types l-ke th-s...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:50] AG: yeah?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:50] AG: I know him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:50] CA: and he is asking me to help him court you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:50] AG: oh geeze =_=;

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:51] CA: and I know next to fuck all about troll romance...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:51] AG: I'm busy getting over two rejections so I'm really not in the mood for that shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:51] AG: besides, we're friends, why would he want to fuck that up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:51] AG: ugh people are dumb

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:51] CA: I'm in that boat with ya...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:52] AG: oh so yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:52] AG: apropos of nothing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:52] AG: if you could be like REALLY mean to tlaloc and tell him it's because I told you bad things about him that'd be cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:52] CA: oh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:52] AG: if he presses you just be like 'you know what you did you asshole, null told me everything'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:52] AG: that'd be awesome

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:52] AG: I mean obviously you don't have to but it'd help me out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:52] CA: well I was hoping to avoid speaking to him...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:53] AG: I was gonna ask you to break up with him but you already did that so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:53] AG: that's even better

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:53] AG: send him a message

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:53] AG: all like 'Never. EVER. EEEVEVVVVERRRERE message me again! Null told me EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU you prick' or some shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:53] AG: then block him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:53] AG: that'd be awesome

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:53] CA: how does this benefit you in anyway?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:53] CA: OMG...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:53] CA: you totally want to hate-snog him don't you?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:54] AG: yeah that was one of the two aforementioned rejections

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:54] CA: Ok Null, I can be your little wingman...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:54] AG: I was gonna pursue balish as a matesprit but he went off and started dating that skank hussy SO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:55] AG: so then I was like 'wow I totally must have aimed too high on the hemospectrum lemme try something a little more realistic'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:55] AG: and tlaloc has the nerve to tell me he just thinks of me as a friend! what an asshole. like he could find anyone better to hate, with his attitude /=_=;\

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:56] CA: so let me sum this up...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:56] CA: Balish is a prick...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:56] CA: Tlaloc is an asshole...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:56] CA: and YOU...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:56] CA: want ME...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:56] CA: to set Tlaloc up to hate you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:57] AG: yeah that's a pretty good summary

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:57] CA: I can do that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:57] AG: duuuuude awesome

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:57] AG: you humans aren't so bad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:57] AG: besides sami you're still the only one I've talked to you know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:58] CA: I am flattered...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:58] CA: was our first conversation that much of a turn off?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:59] AG: yeah, basically

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:59] CA: I do apologize for over doing it, I was feeling extra snarky that day...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:59] AG: eh it's okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:59] AG: I'm just not really good at being out of my element

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:59] AG: lately my give a shit o meter is kinda fucked

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:59] AG: besides my planet is way scarier than any human could be

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:59] AG: fuuuccckk it's awful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:59] CA: Hun you don't even know...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:00] AG: cameras everywhere. /watching me/.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:00] CA: I have two assholes who want me dead, one of them is a psycho ex...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:01] AG: who, tlaloc?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:01] CA: After that, I've pretty much stopped giving a fuck and accepted that my fate is one where I have to chop some asshole...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:01] AG: I mean he's killed before, most trolls have, but he usually only does it for rituals

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:01] AG: I don't think he'd have the guts to kill someone irl for revenge or w/e

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:01] AG: he just asked me for women advice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:02] AG: yeah, you heard that right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:02] CA: Oh I think he's mellowed out, it's a most pitiful display...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:02] AG: he asked me- after rejecting me- for advice- because I'm a girl

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:02] AG: probably something to do with you, unless he's already got some other interstellar romance lined up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:02] CA: He Kept on pestering me to forgive him...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:02] AG: gross

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:02] CA: yeah I think it was me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:02] AG: yeah he's so fucking awful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:03] CA: God I can't believe I ever once felt any feelings for him...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:03] AG: I honestly don't understand how he had anyone ever in a red quadrant

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:03] AG: I don't think he ever will again, p sure that was once in a lifetime

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:03] CA: It was mostly "holy shit this guy's an alien"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:03] AG: lol

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:04] AG: that's the stupidest reason to date someone I've ever heard

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:04] CA: then the glamour dropped and all that was left was an asshole...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:04] AG: that's probably balish's line of thought tho =_=;

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:05] CA: hehe yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:05] AG: 'holy shit an alien! let me ignore someone I've been friends with for sweeps and sneak around to date her even tho I made fun of tlaloc for doing the same thing! ahyuckhyuck!'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:06] AG: 'oh ps wanna be moirails? even tho I never talk to you about anything important and am a total prick!?'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:06] AG: asshole

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:06] AG: ugghghghgh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:06] AG: sorry I'm just like not getting over this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:06] CA: Ahh no vent...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:06] CA: I had to do the same...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:06] AG: sigh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:07] AG: anyway yeah if you could help me out with tlaloc so I'm not a total loser with four empty quadrants and a plethora of people saying they just want to be friends lmk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:07] AG: and thanks for the headsup on jossik. I'll think about it but I'm pretty sure I just want to be friends

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:07] AG: er..... hm. I may be being slightly hypocritical here, that's something to think about. woops.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:07] CA: Ah no problem hun...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:08] AG: ehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:08] AG: well, I'll try to catch up soon, thanks

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:08] AG: bye

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] ceased pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 19:08 --