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[Wed Oct 16 20:23:23 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: Beau, you are awoken on a beautiful morning to the sound of music and birdsong, with sunlight streaming in your bedroom window. [Wed Oct 16 20:23:51 2013] : (36) Dean (enter): 20:23 [Wed Oct 16 20:24:13 2013] : (25) beau: Beau gets out of bed, checks the mail swingy dealy [Wed Oct 16 20:26:18 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: Beau, you know to check and see if the mail has arrived, you will have to leave your bedroom, take the funicular down 3 floors, and then walk or have the butler drive you down the driveway, half a mile, to the mail box. Unless the Butler has retrieved it already. [Wed Oct 16 20:27:09 2013] : (25) beau: Beau Asks the butler if he's retrieved the mail already [Wed Oct 16 20:28:30 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: You'll have to find him first. [Wed Oct 16 20:28:59 2013] : (25) beau: Beau checks the kitchen AKA the coffee room [Wed Oct 16 20:29:02 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: He could be anywhere this hour. Making breakfast, ordering about the servants, folding your laundry [Wed Oct 16 20:29:21 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: Beau, you have found him, six cups of coffee into this hour. [Wed Oct 16 20:29:42 2013] : (25) beau: Beau asks him if he's retrieved the mail [Wed Oct 16 20:30:03 2013] : (37) Mitlan (enter): 20:30 [Wed Oct 16 20:30:19 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: "Not yet, Miss Demain. Have you done your homework?" [Wed Oct 16 20:31:00 2013] : (25) beau: Beau says she has [Wed Oct 16 20:31:14 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: "Let me see it then." [Wed Oct 16 20:32:34 2013] : (25) beau: Beau goes back up to her room to grab her backpack, check planner, and see what homework she was addigned [Wed Oct 16 20:32:42 2013] : (25) beau: ((assigned)) [Wed Oct 16 20:33:06 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Beau, you were assigned a 5 paragraph essay on Moby Dick. [Wed Oct 16 20:33:14 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>and 200 math problems. [Wed Oct 16 20:34:11 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Beau grabs her laptop, googles 5 paragraph moby dick essay [Wed Oct 16 20:35:07 2013] : <font color='#ff8000'>(16) Mitlan (exit): 20:35 [Wed Oct 16 20:35:08 2013] : <font color='#ff8000'>(22) Nullar (exit): 20:35 [Wed Oct 16 20:35:21 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>It seems someone has disabled your internet access. It redirects to a walled garden that just says "No Internet until I've checked your Homework" [Wed Oct 16 20:36:06 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Write down a page of 10 math problems, tell butler that this was all you were assigned [Wed Oct 16 20:36:24 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Roll Decieve [Wed Oct 16 20:37:41 2013] : <font color='#ff8000'>(39) Kate Wightt [AA] (enter): 20:37 [Wed Oct 16 20:37:49 2013] : (39) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>There we go. [Wed Oct 16 20:38:23 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4dF+4] => [-1,-1,1,0,4] = (3) [Wed Oct 16 20:38:43 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>beau, you remember that you should maybe change your planner too, in case he checks it. [Wed Oct 16 20:39:13 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Beau grabs her trusty eraser, writes down the fake assignment [Wed Oct 16 20:39:22 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>With her pen [Wed Oct 16 20:39:28 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Nice. [Wed Oct 16 20:39:36 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Ok, ready to go lie to the butler. [Wed Oct 16 20:39:55 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Beau: Lie to the butler [Wed Oct 16 20:40:22 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>The butler taps his foot impatiently as you bring your assignment forward. Roll a Decieve and roleplay your lies. [Wed Oct 16 20:40:35 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4dF+4] => [1,-1,-1,-1,4] = (2) [Wed Oct 16 20:40:45 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>This is all ms.Ortiz gave us yesterday [Wed Oct 16 20:40:51 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Beau says [Wed Oct 16 20:43:57 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>The butler looks down his nose at you, and sniffs. "Your parents are not paying for such a lackluster education. I will write to the school board. In the mean time, You will read..." He turns to the bookshelf nearby, examines it for a moment, then pulls out a hefty tome. "This. Nine Princes in Amber, by Roger Zelazny. I would like a 15 page paper on what the moral of the story is, and how you can use it to better yourself." [Wed Oct 16 20:46:11 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Beau goes to her room, and skips to the end, the moral will be there [Wed Oct 16 20:46:28 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>The end makes no sense. [Wed Oct 16 20:47:04 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>It ends on a cliffhanger. [Wed Oct 16 20:47:09 2013] : <font color='#ff8000'>(20) Sami (exit): 20:47 [Wed Oct 16 20:50:07 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Beau looks out window, ccan she climb out safley and get on her bike, and ride to the mailbox? [Wed Oct 16 20:51:12 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>How many stories tall is your riche rich manor again? [Wed Oct 16 20:51:29 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((Never thought about it)) [Wed Oct 16 20:51:49 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((I want to say 2, but I feel like that would be a cop-out)) [Wed Oct 16 20:52:06 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Obviously it's 4. [Wed Oct 16 20:52:27 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>but covered in crawling in ivy [Wed Oct 16 20:53:22 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Beau says she's going to read the book while she walks down the yard [Wed Oct 16 20:53:31 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>*to the butler [Wed Oct 16 20:53:43 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Beau read better while she's walking [Wed Oct 16 20:54:22 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>roll deceive [Wed Oct 16 20:54:57 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4d+4] => [4,1,2,3] = (10) [Wed Oct 16 20:55:35 2013] : (29) Nullar: <font color='#000080'>(4df+4 hon) [Wed Oct 16 20:55:46 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((aw)) [Wed Oct 16 20:55:59 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+4] => [0,0,1,-1,4] = (4) [Wed Oct 16 20:57:07 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>He nods, "Very well, let's prepare you to go outside." He goes into the closet and retrieves the basket, filled with sunscreen, lip balm, a wide brimmed hat, sunglasses, gloves, a light jacket, and a parasol. "We must keep the sun off your fair skin." [Wed Oct 16 20:57:39 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Beau complies [Wed Oct 16 20:59:50 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>He takes a good 20 minutes helping you apply sunblock to every inch of exposed skin, then he hands you the lip balm, and puts the protective wear on, before escorting you to the door, and handing you the parasol, and giving you the IMMUNE TO UV, AND DATES aspect. "I need another cup of coffee." He leaves to go back inside. [Wed Oct 16 21:01:38 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Beau Holds the book in one hand, reads while she walk to the mailbox [Wed Oct 16 21:03:41 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((Is it ok if I do it second person?)) [Wed Oct 16 21:03:47 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>yeah. [Wed Oct 16 21:04:10 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Beau, this book is about some mental hospital patient with amnesia and a serious sedative problem. [Wed Oct 16 21:04:57 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>you reach the mailbox, just as the man apparently threatens a doctor at gunpoint. [Wed Oct 16 21:05:49 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Now you know the characters, and basic plot, check the resolution and falling action again, maybe they make for sense now [Wed Oct 16 21:05:58 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((more)) [Wed Oct 16 21:06:20 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Check the mail [Wed Oct 16 21:06:46 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>You check the mail, and find that the Butler *has* apparently gotten it. [Wed Oct 16 21:07:30 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>And when you check the last few pages... you find it's about someone completely different, a prince or something, sending messages with black ravens and flying around. [Wed Oct 16 21:08:32 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Check if the book has been altered [Wed Oct 16 21:08:40 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>roll a notice [Wed Oct 16 21:09:03 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+1] => [1,0,-1,1,1] = (2) [Wed Oct 16 21:09:16 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>The book appears intact and unaltered [Wed Oct 16 21:10:18 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Keep reading from where you left off, you must find the material for this report [Wed Oct 16 21:10:59 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>As you walk back to the house, the man in the hospital discovers the doctors were paid to keep him drugged up after some car accident. He's going to see some woman who knows about it. [Wed Oct 16 21:11:44 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Rub your eyes, fake some tears, tell the butler this book is too sad to keep reading [Wed Oct 16 21:12:12 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Roll decieve [Wed Oct 16 21:12:22 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+4] => [0,1,-1,-1,4] = (3) [Wed Oct 16 21:12:41 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>The butler pats your head. "It will help you build character." [Wed Oct 16 21:14:16 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Make a guess about the moral, write the report with bold text, double spaces [Wed Oct 16 21:14:46 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Roll another Decieve. [Wed Oct 16 21:15:00 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+4] => [-1,-1,0,0,4] = (2) [Wed Oct 16 21:15:29 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>The butler looks down his nose and sniffs as you hand him the report. "I see we have a world record holding speed reader in the house." [Wed Oct 16 21:16:30 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>say: It was a good book, you didn't like the cliffhanger ending [Wed Oct 16 21:16:50 2013] : <font color='#ff8000'>(28) Balish Aggaro (exit): 21:16 [Wed Oct 16 21:17:50 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>He takes the paper. "I'll be in my office reading this. If it isn't up to snuff you'll get no internet for a week, so you'd best say your goodbyes now." He heads into his office, with a pot of coffee. [Wed Oct 16 21:18:24 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Check the kitchen for the game [Wed Oct 16 21:18:41 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>roll notice [Wed Oct 16 21:19:00 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+1] => [1,0,-1,-1,1] = (0) [Wed Oct 16 21:19:19 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>You do not see the game [Wed Oct 16 21:19:53 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Find another servant, ask them if they know wher ethe mail is [Wed Oct 16 21:19:59 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>*where the [Wed Oct 16 21:20:52 2013] : <font color='#ff8000'>(28) Balish Aggaro (enter): 21:20 [Wed Oct 16 21:20:58 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>The maid curtseys as you approach. "The Butler put it in the trash heap, he did. He said he didn't want you rotting your mind with those things..." [Wed Oct 16 21:21:18 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>go to the trash heap, get the game [Wed Oct 16 21:21:33 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>roll investigate [Wed Oct 16 21:21:42 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[1d4] => [4] = (4) [Wed Oct 16 21:22:14 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>it's 1df [Wed Oct 16 21:22:31 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>(Oh sorry) [Wed Oct 16 21:22:44 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[1df] => [0] = (0) [Wed Oct 16 21:23:01 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>And it should be 4 of thems [Wed Oct 16 21:23:04 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>sorry [Wed Oct 16 21:23:11 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((it's 4df+ skill total))) [Wed Oct 16 21:23:31 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+0] => [-1,1,1,1,0] = (2)  [Wed Oct 16 21:23:41 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((sorry I'm not good at this))  [Wed Oct 16 21:25:12 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Yet you do not fail  [Wed Oct 16 21:26:44 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>You manage to find it, after digging for about 20 mintues. You are covered in refuse and coffee grounds.  [Wed Oct 16 21:27:26 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>No time to waste! Run up to your room and download the game.  [Wed Oct 16 21:27:37 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Tell the butler you smell burning coffee  [Wed Oct 16 21:28:13 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Roll a 4dF+0 common sense roll [Wed Oct 16 21:28:27 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+0] => [-1,1,-1,1,0] = (0) [Wed Oct 16 21:30:23 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Sadly, you don't think to WASH OFF THE DISKS FIRST [Wed Oct 16 21:30:28 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>and you shove them into your computer [Wed Oct 16 21:30:33 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>coffee grounds and all. [Wed Oct 16 21:31:12 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>The disk wont run, and now you've got coffee grounds in your machine [Wed Oct 16 21:31:35 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>You might be able to fix the disks with a simple washing, but you'll have to use... THE BUTLERTOP [Wed Oct 16 21:31:36 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>eject, wash the discs [Wed Oct 16 21:32:10 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>This is starting to get on your nerves [Wed Oct 16 21:32:44 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Maybe if you weren't in such a rush you'd think things through. :P [Wed Oct 16 21:32:51 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>THe disks are clean. [Wed Oct 16 21:33:09 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((I meant on your nerves ic)) [Wed Oct 16 21:33:31 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((I know, and i'm being a snarky commentator)) [Wed Oct 16 21:33:37 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((:p)) [Wed Oct 16 21:34:13 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Beau, as you finish washing the disks and hide them in their sleeves, you hear the butler cough from the door to the kitchen. [Wed Oct 16 21:34:31 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Look at him [Wed Oct 16 21:35:21 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>sorted [Wed Oct 16 21:35:25 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>mis [Wed Oct 16 21:36:03 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>The Butler coughs. "You obviously didn't read the book. You have a week on the paper." He eyes the game disks in your hand. "Try to have it finished on time, young lady?" [Wed Oct 16 21:37:24 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Go to your room, use phone to message sami, she' would know what to do [Wed Oct 16 21:37:54 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>what text are you sending sami? [Wed Oct 16 21:38:29 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>CA: Sami can I ask of your advice on a certain... predicament... [Wed Oct 16 21:39:19 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>AA: Beau~! How the hell are you? [Wed Oct 16 21:39:33 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( I'm assuming it's okay for me to respond here )) [Wed Oct 16 21:39:40 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>CA: Not so good... [Wed Oct 16 21:39:51 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Maybe I should've waited to see if your Butler blocked your phone access )) [Wed Oct 16 21:40:56 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Cool to continue on, CC? )) [Wed Oct 16 21:41:16 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>CA: My laptop is broken so I can't play the game that just arrived!... and I can't use the BUTLERTOP because I should be writing a book report for a book he's making me read [Wed Oct 16 21:42:23 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>yeah go ahead. [Wed Oct 16 21:42:26 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>it's fine [Wed Oct 16 21:42:29 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>AA: Shit. That sucks. Wait, how the fuck does he expect you to write your book report then? [Wed Oct 16 21:44:21 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Whats worse is that this book is so long! Have you ever heard of The nine princes in Amber? [Wed Oct 16 21:45:01 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>AA: Does it have any wizards in it? [Wed Oct 16 21:45:25 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((Does sami like wizards)) [Wed Oct 16 21:45:26 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>I don't think it does? [Wed Oct 16 21:45:42 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Well she reads really trashy fantasy books )) [Wed Oct 16 21:45:58 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( So kind of )) [Wed Oct 16 21:46:01 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((OMFG SAMI THIS BOOK IS THE BEST AND TRASHIEST.)) [Wed Oct 16 21:46:25 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((IT INVOLVES A PRINCE OF A MAGICAL COUNTRY WHO GETS TRANSPORTED TO OUR WORLD THEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND LOSES HIS MEMORY)) [Wed Oct 16 21:46:41 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC )) [Wed Oct 16 21:46:46 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((His brother's have him stay drugged up so he doesn't come fight them for the throne with his SWEET MAGIC)) [Wed Oct 16 21:47:05 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>AA: Wait, I know that book, beau! It's the best fucking book! You should read it! [Wed Oct 16 21:47:14 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>AA: You should read it right fucking now! [Wed Oct 16 21:47:19 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((it's the first book in a series of 5)) [Wed Oct 16 21:47:49 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Have you read it? [Wed Oct 16 21:47:58 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Can you give me a summary? [Wed Oct 16 21:48:04 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>AA: I have the whole boxset hidden in my closet! [Wed Oct 16 21:48:16 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Or just tell me the moral... [Wed Oct 16 21:48:18 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>AA: The Colonel doesn't like me wasting my money on "that kind of shitty book" though. [Wed Oct 16 21:48:47 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>AA: The guess the moral is "Don't come to another world and get in a car accident!" [Wed Oct 16 21:49:45 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((Sami, the moral is - be a fucking stone cold hard ass and ra ra fight the powaa)) [Wed Oct 16 21:49:59 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Oh my god I need to read this book )) [Wed Oct 16 21:50:21 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Straight-up Gurren-dan )) [Wed Oct 16 21:50:51 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Well ok, Time to do what I do best and strectch that scentence across 10 pages [Wed Oct 16 21:51:14 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>AA: Or maybe "Be a fucking stone cold hard ass and ra ra fight the powaa" [Wed Oct 16 21:51:15 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Beau... you realize your internet is back up. [Wed Oct 16 21:51:45 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((Wait is the whole comp broken, or just the disk reader?)) [Wed Oct 16 21:54:13 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((Disk reader)) [Wed Oct 16 21:54:37 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Look up report on the book [Wed Oct 16 21:54:58 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>None of these reports make any sense. [Wed Oct 16 21:55:50 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Keep reading the book, might as well get in done [Wed Oct 16 21:56:37 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((BEAU FOR THE LOVE OF PETE HE GAVE YOU A WEEK GET IN THE GAME ALREADY. GO STEAL BUtLERTOP [Wed Oct 16 21:56:59 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Check his office, is he in there? [Wed Oct 16 21:57:18 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>No [Wed Oct 16 21:57:32 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>he is practically chugging coffee out of the spigot. [Wed Oct 16 21:57:41 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Go in get the BT and lock self in room [Wed Oct 16 21:58:31 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>You manage to grab the BT, and head for the stairs. There's a maid at the top of the stairs, cleaning the banisters. [Wed Oct 16 21:59:14 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Go past the maid, go to room [Wed Oct 16 21:59:41 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>How will you get past the maid, without her noticing you have the butlertop [Wed Oct 16 22:01:07 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Say you just got out of the shower, your indecent [Wed Oct 16 22:01:14 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>don't look please [Wed Oct 16 22:01:31 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>you're standing right in front of her, covered in filth [Wed Oct 16 22:01:40 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>roll the best decieve of your life. [Wed Oct 16 22:02:01 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+4] => [0,-1,-1,1,4] = (3) [Wed Oct 16 22:03:10 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>not high enough. She tells you to take a bath. [Wed Oct 16 22:03:21 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>eyes [Wed Oct 16 22:03:25 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>mis [Wed Oct 16 22:03:39 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Wow. And that was on a good roll, too )) [Wed Oct 16 22:03:43 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Your maid is on the ball )) [Wed Oct 16 22:03:59 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Go to your room, you can put your filthy clothes in the hamper [Wed Oct 16 22:04:25 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>She cleans things, sami [Wed Oct 16 22:04:29 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>for a living [Wed Oct 16 22:05:02 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>OK, so now yuo are sitting before your desk, in your underthings, with crap in your hair, starting up butlertop [Wed Oct 16 22:05:21 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Put some new clothes on [Wed Oct 16 22:06:16 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Actually [Wed Oct 16 22:06:16 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Sadly most of your clothes are out being cleaned [Wed Oct 16 22:06:23 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>all you have is a REDICULOUS BALL GOWN [Wed Oct 16 22:06:31 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Take a quick shower first [Wed Oct 16 22:06:39 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>ok [Wed Oct 16 22:07:29 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Adorn the BALL GOWN [Wed Oct 16 22:08:46 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>YOU WEAR THE BALL GOWN [Wed Oct 16 22:08:51 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>IT IS GREAT [Wed Oct 16 22:08:55 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>FOR BALLS [Wed Oct 16 22:09:13 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Yes )) [Wed Oct 16 22:09:30 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Rip the ball gown to knee height [Wed Oct 16 22:09:37 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( NO! T_T )) [Wed Oct 16 22:10:14 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Sadly, this dress is FUCKING WELL CRAFTED. The material is HIGH QUALITY, which means your meager strenth only succeeds in ruffling it a bit. [Wed Oct 16 22:10:26 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( YES! )) [Wed Oct 16 22:10:36 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Fuck it, download th e game [Wed Oct 16 22:10:48 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>you begin to install the game [Wed Oct 16 22:10:52 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>wthat you just lost [Wed Oct 16 22:10:56 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>roll a notice [Wed Oct 16 22:11:27 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+1] => [-1,1,0,-1,1] = (0) [Wed Oct 16 22:11:41 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>You notice nothing. [Wed Oct 16 22:11:49 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>After a few minutes, the game starts up. [Wed Oct 16 22:12:00 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Sami, are you already running the server side? [Wed Oct 16 22:12:16 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( If this is the future for me, then yes )) [Wed Oct 16 22:12:25 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>ok [Wed Oct 16 22:12:26 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Sami [Wed Oct 16 22:12:47 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Beau! Did you read that fucking book?! [Wed Oct 16 22:12:48 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>you see Beau sitting at the Butler top wearing 50 layers of obnoxious pink ruffles. [Wed Oct 16 22:12:51 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>WASN'T IT GREAT?! [Wed Oct 16 22:12:55 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>What... [Wed Oct 16 22:13:00 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>...Beau, what are you wearing?! [Wed Oct 16 22:13:01 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Ummmmm yes? [Wed Oct 16 22:13:11 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>That is the most adorable fucking thing I've ever seen. [Wed Oct 16 22:13:12 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>A ballgown [Wed Oct 16 22:13:21 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Do you dress like this all the fucking time? [Wed Oct 16 22:13:31 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>what you don't wear ball gowns all the time just because? [Wed Oct 16 22:13:37 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>hmm [Wed Oct 16 22:13:38 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I am learning things about you I never knew, Beau. [Wed Oct 16 22:13:42 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I am fucking impressed! [Wed Oct 16 22:14:08 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>No, I don't own any ball gowns. Or anything that isn't covered in fucking paint stains. [Wed Oct 16 22:14:20 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>But my clothes are totes adorable otherwise, you don't even fucking know. [Wed Oct 16 22:14:30 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I've got the poofiest socks ever. [Wed Oct 16 22:14:37 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>You'll just have to imagine it. [Wed Oct 16 22:14:37 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((Beau, it sounds like her servants are lazy)) [Wed Oct 16 22:14:49 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Lets just play the damn game, I have a guide from Kate [Wed Oct 16 22:15:09 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh, good. Yeah, Kate was really fucking serious about her entry protocol. [Wed Oct 16 22:15:19 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Man, there are a lot of fucking buttons here. [Wed Oct 16 22:15:27 2013] : <font color='#008000'>** (34) Sami <font color='#008000'>starts clicking buttons at random. ** [Wed Oct 16 22:15:31 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Remind me to never drink coffee again [Wed Oct 16 22:15:46 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I love buttons... [Wed Oct 16 22:15:55 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>Sami, you find a list of items to deploy [Wed Oct 16 22:16:19 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Your house is so big, Beau! [Wed Oct 16 22:16:37 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>I know [Wed Oct 16 22:16:42 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Alchemiter, Totem Lathe, and Cruxtruder, I take it? )) [Wed Oct 16 22:17:03 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Let me get the walkthrough from me and kates convo [Wed Oct 16 22:17:15 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>and a character sheet [Wed Oct 16 22:18:02 2013] : <font color='#008000'>** (34) Sami <font color='#008000'>starts deploying things, paying special attention to feng shui rules about furniture placement. ** [Wed Oct 16 22:18:39 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>I assume these are the machienes Kate discussed? [Wed Oct 16 22:19:11 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Yeah, these look right. This one with the tube at the top is the one that the little ghosty orby guy comes out of. You've got to throw shit at it. [Wed Oct 16 22:19:24 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Uh ok [Wed Oct 16 22:19:31 2013] : <font color='#008000'>** (34) Sami <font color='#008000'>deploys the character sheet to the bed. ** [Wed Oct 16 22:19:40 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>And there's that fuckin' thing. [Wed Oct 16 22:19:52 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Whats this? [Wed Oct 16 22:20:03 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>a sheet of paper? [Wed Oct 16 22:20:09 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Character sheet. [Wed Oct 16 22:20:18 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>For me? [Wed Oct 16 22:20:18 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>(Alright, tagging in guys, CC is tired) [Wed Oct 16 22:20:27 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((KK)) [Wed Oct 16 22:20:32 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Okay )) [Wed Oct 16 22:20:41 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>(And I apparently don't have another session to run) [Wed Oct 16 22:20:53 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Ok, what do I have thats heavy? [Wed Oct 16 22:20:54 2013] : (23) calamitousClotho: <font color='#000000'>((Sorry, i'm just all blah. Thank you guys, and you honey.)) [Wed Oct 16 22:21:34 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( No worries )) [Wed Oct 16 22:21:37 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>I'll throw my DELUXE sized chess set box, the set still in the box of course [Wed Oct 16 22:21:50 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>) [Wed Oct 16 22:22:02 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>There is a rushing of wind as you throw the chess set...it vanishes an inch from your hand  [Wed Oct 16 22:22:19 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Did, you see that sami?  [Wed Oct 16 22:22:24 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Yeah. That was awesome!  [Wed Oct 16 22:22:51 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Umm, ok  [Wed Oct 16 22:22:59 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I think that's the sprite's way of saying "Fuck your chess set" though.  [Wed Oct 16 22:23:13 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>You chess set if unpacked from it's box an entirely laid out, the refuse is already in the trash, the trash has been emptied and neatly set out in a bag by the door. [Wed Oct 16 22:23:36 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Or....maybe not. [Wed Oct 16 22:24:14 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Sami, grab something heavy, like my dresser [Wed Oct 16 22:24:14 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I don't remember. For some reason I don't recall exactly how it went down when I did this stuff. [Wed Oct 16 22:24:25 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh, good idea. [Wed Oct 16 22:24:39 2013] : <font color='#008000'>** (34) Sami <font color='#008000'>picks up her dresser. ** [Wed Oct 16 22:24:58 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>ok good [Wed Oct 16 22:25:12 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>You feel a chill pass over your face Beau and a sharp pain from your headl, and suddenly the scent of hairspray has entirely overcome you. [Wed Oct 16 22:25:33 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Sami roll computers [Wed Oct 16 22:25:45 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Would that be Lore, or Crafts, or what? )) [Wed Oct 16 22:26:04 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>It's be computers [Wed Oct 16 22:26:28 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>[4dF] => [1,-1,1,0] = (1) [Wed Oct 16 22:26:53 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>[4df+2] => [-1,-1,1,0,2] = (1) [Wed Oct 16 22:27:57 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Sami drops the dresser on the top of the cruxtruder, popping the lid off...a pulsating ball of energy emerges....the debris of the broken dress are immediatly swep up...Also it seems someone has done Beau's hair in an IMPRACTICAL UPDO as well as her make up [Wed Oct 16 22:28:24 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Whoa, Beau! Your hair got all fuckin' fancy! [Wed Oct 16 22:28:28 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oops. [Wed Oct 16 22:28:35 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>*Butterfingers* [Wed Oct 16 22:28:51 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Okay, well....I guess your little glowball guy is active now. [Wed Oct 16 22:28:55 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>You think you saw something blurry rush past your screen as the butlertop disappears from the table [Wed Oct 16 22:29:09 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Butler... [Wed Oct 16 22:29:24 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Deploy scythe kind [Wed Oct 16 22:29:25 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Beau, is your mansion fucking haunted? [Wed Oct 16 22:29:44 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Beau roll strife for defense [Wed Oct 16 22:29:52 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>No, but someone had a double espresso [Wed Oct 16 22:29:53 2013] : <font color='#ff0000'>(37) Mitlan: Disconnecting from server... [Wed Oct 16 22:29:53 2013] : <font color='#ff8000'>(37) Mitlan (exit): 22:29 [Wed Oct 16 22:30:10 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+2] => [1,0,-1,-1,2] = (1) [Wed Oct 16 22:30:23 2013] : <font color='#008000'>** (34) Sami <font color='#008000'>checks the timer on the Cruxtruder. ** [Wed Oct 16 22:30:26 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>[4df+2] => [0,-1,0,-1,2] = (0) [Wed Oct 16 22:31:03 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Beau snaps the scyth over her head just in time to deflect of flurry of thrown FANCY FORKS. [Wed Oct 16 22:31:26 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>The timer on the cruxtruder reads 2:10 and is counting down [Wed Oct 16 22:31:46 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Beau, I don't want to alarm you, but I'm pretty sure we're fucked if that timer hits zero. [Wed Oct 16 22:32:22 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>CANT TALK NOW, PISSED BUTLER [Wed Oct 16 22:32:24 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Butler appears before Beau, his body jittering in and out of vision like a ninja mirage...you've made a mess of the house and shirked your homework.... [Wed Oct 16 22:32:37 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>It seems you are about to get....served [Wed Oct 16 22:32:40 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>FIND SOME COFFEE BEANS [Wed Oct 16 22:32:53 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Aggrieve [Wed Oct 16 22:32:55 2013] : <font color='#008000'>** (34) Sami <font color='#008000'>searches the immediate area for Coffee Beans. ** [Wed Oct 16 22:33:13 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Beau, roll me Strife as Sami roll investigate [Wed Oct 16 22:33:25 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>[4dF] => [0,-1,-1,-1] = (-3) [Wed Oct 16 22:33:26 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+2] => [0,-1,-1,0,2] = (0) [Wed Oct 16 22:33:30 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Jegus )) [Wed Oct 16 22:33:41 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>[4df+2] => [0,1,-1,0,2] = (2) [Wed Oct 16 22:34:13 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Sami...you found something that's close enough...a teeny tiny coffee cup filled with coffee that the butler seems to have placed aside [Wed Oct 16 22:34:54 2013] : <font color='#008000'>** (34) Sami <font color='#008000'>grabs the coffee and puts it in front of Beau. ** [Wed Oct 16 22:34:55 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Beau aggrives the butler with her scythe kind...but her ball gown trips her up, stupid elegent piece of shit was not made for this. [Wed Oct 16 22:35:26 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>You don't have any fucking coffee beans. But here's some coffee. [Wed Oct 16 22:35:59 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Grab coffee, throwit at sprite [Wed Oct 16 22:36:22 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>*orb thingy [Wed Oct 16 22:36:36 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Beau smell the coffee far before she sees it...this is Butler's prefered Black Liquid Sorrow Blend...declare high or low then roll 1d100 [Wed Oct 16 22:36:46 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>low [Wed Oct 16 22:36:48 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[1d100] => [96] = (96) [Wed Oct 16 22:38:16 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Beau launches the coffee...and Butler grabs it from the air as if it were moving in slow motion, finishing the cup...the eldrich espresso seeps into his very being... [Wed Oct 16 22:38:43 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Push butler into the orb [Wed Oct 16 22:38:57 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Roll strife [Wed Oct 16 22:39:07 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[4df+2] => [0,0,0,0,2] = (2) [Wed Oct 16 22:39:13 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Invoking? [Wed Oct 16 22:39:59 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>((what can I invoke)) [Wed Oct 16 22:40:00 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Going once, going twice [Wed Oct 16 22:40:10 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Any aspect you feel is appropriate and you can justify [Wed Oct 16 22:40:20 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Quick to anger [Wed Oct 16 22:40:32 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Including ones on the Butler or the room, if you know them. Or care to guess at them )) [Wed Oct 16 22:40:32 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGHT OF THIS BUTLERS BULLSHIT [Wed Oct 16 22:40:43 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>+2 then for a total of 4 [Wed Oct 16 22:40:45 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>[4df+2] => [1,1,1,0,2] = (5) [Wed Oct 16 22:42:13 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>You rush to push your butler...only to rush right through him, his caffine jitters are now so intense his MOLECULAR STRUCTURE VIBRATES [Wed Oct 16 22:42:51 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>STOP [Wed Oct 16 22:43:05 2013] : <font color='#008000'>** (34) Sami <font color='#008000'>looks around for something she can throw or do to help. ** [Wed Oct 16 22:43:09 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Invoke the butlers aspect caffien addiction [Wed Oct 16 22:43:29 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>All that coffee must be giving him the runs [Wed Oct 16 22:43:41 2013] : <font color='#008000'>** (34) Sami <font color='#008000'>grabs Beau's bathtub and throws it through her wall. ** [Wed Oct 16 22:43:53 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I'm throwing a bathtub through your wall, Beau. [Wed Oct 16 22:44:02 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>You might want to fucking watch out for that. [Wed Oct 16 22:45:05 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>The butler decides to vacate to the little servent's room, vanishing...it seems all that coffee is catching up with him. As he gets to bathroom he is distressed to see the bathtub float up and plow through the wall... [Wed Oct 16 22:45:48 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Whoo [Wed Oct 16 22:46:01 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Throw a queen chess piece at the sprite [Wed Oct 16 22:46:12 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Yes! I think I scared off your fuckin' butler! [Wed Oct 16 22:46:24 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Of course a butler would never risk exposing himself, he jitters through the wall behind him, rushing to find the next nearest bathroom (Aproximentally 700 meters away) [Wed Oct 16 22:46:36 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Roll 1d100 and call high or low [Wed Oct 16 22:46:41 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Low [Wed Oct 16 22:46:42 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[1d100] => [17] = (17) [Wed Oct 16 22:47:22 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Was it a black queen or a white queen [Wed Oct 16 22:47:35 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Black [Wed Oct 16 22:47:54 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>The queen hits the glowing orb...there is a bright flash as the orb turns into an icon in the shape of a black crown. [Wed Oct 16 22:48:17 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>All right, Beau! Now hurry the fuck up and do Kate's walkthrough stuff. [Wed Oct 16 22:48:20 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>JESUS [Wed Oct 16 22:48:23 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>LETS GO [Wed Oct 16 22:48:59 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>I put the character sheet in the long, complicated machine [Wed Oct 16 22:49:40 2013] : <font color='#008000'>** (34) Sami <font color='#008000'>decides to build a fort in Beau's room to surprise her when she gets back from her tasks. ** [Wed Oct 16 22:50:08 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Beau springs into action following the instructions...I won't make you detail the entire process...but the end result is a tiny effigy in your image appears on the platform, almost like a chunky board game piece [Wed Oct 16 22:50:18 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Sami roll me crafts [Wed Oct 16 22:50:39 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>[4dF+3] => [-1,1,-1,0,3] = (2) [Wed Oct 16 22:51:22 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>SLICE THE EFFIGY IN 2 [Wed Oct 16 22:51:29 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>QUEEN TO E5 BITCH [Wed Oct 16 22:51:53 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Beau, check out this fucking awesome fort I'm making! [Wed Oct 16 22:51:55 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Sami it's not your best work but it is a for worthy of a name. It is built of fancy bed sheets and pillows, louis XV furniture and a single claw footed bathtube as the the centerpiece under the canopy....you may christen it [Wed Oct 16 22:52:18 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I'm thinking of calling it "Fort Fancypants." [Wed Oct 16 22:52:29 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>After your beautiful ball gownEzekiel Norton (talk)<3><3> [Wed Oct 16 22:52:52 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>Beau, you slice the effigy entirely in half as Sami prattles on and on...of course since she is talking on the butlertop, you can't see any of it [Wed Oct 16 22:52:53 2013] : <font color='#ff8000'>(23) calamitousClotho (exit): 22:52 [Wed Oct 16 22:53:55 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>The effigy falls in half, a resounding Checkmate as there is a bright dazzling flash of white with flecks of yellow.... [Wed Oct 16 22:54:22 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Hey! BEAU-tiful! I didn't even fuckin' notice that! [Wed Oct 16 22:56:27 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>==Beau Demain the Heir of Light has entered the Land of Amber and Fools== [Wed Oct 16 22:57:13 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>[1d10] => [5] = (5) [Wed Oct 16 22:57:17 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Cool [Wed Oct 16 22:57:45 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Beau, that land... [Wed Oct 16 22:57:57 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>...you're the Fuckin' Queen of Fools. [Wed Oct 16 22:58:12 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Butlers gonna be pissed [Wed Oct 16 22:59:54 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Well show him Fort Fancypants. That should calm him down. [Wed Oct 16 23:00:02 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>No one can enter Fort Fancypants without finding Enlightenment. [Wed Oct 16 23:00:11 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>Sami [Wed Oct 16 23:00:16 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>I swear to god [Wed Oct 16 23:00:27 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>I need to get some actual clothes [Wed Oct 16 23:00:41 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Why? Your gown is STUNNNING~! [Wed Oct 16 23:01:04 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I'm swooning here. [Wed Oct 16 23:01:13 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwHdRQSUWMU">{S}</a> Enter [Wed Oct 16 23:01:13 2013] : (34) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Swooooooon~! [Wed Oct 16 23:01:22 2013] : <font color='#ff0000'>(28) Balish Aggaro: Disconnecting from server... [Wed Oct 16 23:01:22 2013] : <font color='#ff8000'>(28) Balish Aggaro (exit): 23:01 [Wed Oct 16 23:01:33 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>this is my enter song? [Wed Oct 16 23:02:24 2013] : (32) gearworkTender[GM]: <font color='#b4a929'>(indeed...for Land of Amber and Fools) [Wed Oct 16 23:04:07 2013] : (25) beau: <font color='#6e6e6e'>I must fanart quickly!