081214kolenatethys

 -- acrobaticAmbulist [AA] began trolling gallionicAcrobat [GA] at 02:49 --

 [02:49] AA: ♪♪♪ Wiggler. ♪♪♪

 [02:49] GA: | Back so soon? |

 [02:49] AA: ♪♪♪ What On Earth Do You See In That....Creature? ♪♪♪

 [02:49] AA: ♪♪♪ He Is Horrible. ♪♪♪

 [02:49] GA: | Who, Thiago? |

 [02:49] AA: ♪♪♪ And He Is Half Made Of Metal. ♪♪♪

 [02:49] GA: | Yes, a lot of people seem to get that impression for some reason. |

 [02:50] GA: | And yes, he was in a terrible pirate accident. |

 [02:50] AA: ♪♪♪ Maybe For Starters They Get That Impression Because He Stabs People. ♪♪♪

 [02:50] GA: | I heard the parents were going crazy, did he stab one of them? |

 [02:50] AA: ♪♪♪ Yes. ♪ His. ♪♪♪

 [02:50] GA: | His own...? But why? |

 [02:51] AA: ♪♪♪ He Said It Was The Only Way To Scare Off The Spooky Human Woman Who Was Attacking Him. ♪♪♪

 [02:51] AA: ♪♪♪ And That His Dad Would Have Been Fine With It. ♪♪♪

 [02:51] AA: ♪♪♪ But He Certainly Didn't Look Fine With It Afterward When I Saw Him. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GA: | Did his dad die? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] AA: ♪♪♪ No. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GA: | ** nvm that |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] AA: ♪♪♪ But I Think Fishbreath Made An Enemy. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GA: | ** or whatever |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GA: | Wow. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GA: | Maybe his dad is a dick. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] AA: ♪♪♪ ...Oh Wiggler. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GA: | I don't think he'd just stab someone innocent. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:52] AA: ♪♪♪ i Worry About You So Much. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:52] GA: | I'll be fine. He won't stab me. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:52] GA: | I'll talk to him about it, though. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:52] AA: ♪♪♪ just....If You Absolutely *Must* Sleep With Him....Sleep With One Eye Open. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:52] AA: ♪♪♪ I Do Not Trust That One As Far As I Can Throw Him. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] GA: | Okay. I always do, anyway. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] AA: ♪♪♪ Although Actually I Can Probably Throw Him Farther Than He Could Throw Me. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] GA: | Yeah, he isn't the strongest. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] AA: ♪♪♪ So I Don't Trust Him As Far As He Could Throw Me. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] GA: | Part of why I'm not afraid. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] AA: ♪♪♪ Don't Get Stabbed, Tethys. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] AA: ♪♪♪ It's Not Fun. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] AA: ♪♪♪ Even When You Survive It. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] GA: | Look, Kol, I know you're not very big on the whole love thing, any more, but I know we're truly in full trust with one another. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] AA: ♪♪♪ ...I Don't Know What You're Talking About. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] GA: | Sorry. I shouldn't bring up bad memories. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] GA: | Anyway, I'll be fine. Don't worry. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] AA: ♪♪♪ Fine. ♪ Just....I Already Had To See My Mom Die, Tethys. ♪ Don't Make Me Have To See My Sister Die, Okay? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GA: | I wouldn't dare let it happen. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] AA: ♪♪♪ Okay. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GA: | I've got to be there to look after you, of course. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] AA: ♪♪♪ Uh, Excuse You. ♪ I Am The Older Sister Here. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] AA: ♪♪♪ I Am The One Looking Out For You. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:57] GA: | Maybe we both look out for each other. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:57] AA: ♪♪♪ If That Is What You Must Tell Yourself, Wiggler. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:57] GA: | (But I look out for you more, because I'm older and more responsible.) |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:57] AA: ♪♪♪ I Do Not Know How You Can Even Make Your Fingers Type Those Words. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:57] GA: | It's difficult. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:57] AA: ♪♪♪ They Are So Far From The Truth. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:57] GA: | Lying to myself every day in such a fashion. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] AA: ♪♪♪ You Must Come To Accept The Real You, Wiggler. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] GA: | Maybe I just can't handle the truth. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] GA: | That I am not, in fact, your older sister, despite being three years above you. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] AA: ♪♪♪ Mari Already Told Me How You Almost Got Yourself Thrown In Jail Over Some Incident With A Helicopter. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] AA: ♪♪♪ Or Rotocraft. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] AA: ♪♪♪ Or Whatever. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] GA: | That was Mavico's fault. And Prince Merrow's. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] GA: | He said make a distraction. So I made a distraction. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] GA: | Don't blame me if I caused *too* much property damage, he didn't specify how big. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] AA: ♪♪♪ I Have Seen How Reckless You Are. ♪ Do Not Try To Persuade Me Into Believing That Things Would Not Have Gone Better If I Could Have Told You To Think Before You Act. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] AA: ♪♪♪ By The Way, Why Are You The Knight Of Space, Wiggler? ♪ And Why Am I The Rogue Of Light? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GA: | I dunno. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] AA: ♪♪♪ And Fishbreath Is The Page Of Hope Apparently? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GA: | I'll ask Floaty Mcfloats, maybe she knows. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] AA: ♪♪♪ Who? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GA: | My sprite. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] AA: ♪♪♪ That Is A Dumb Name For A Sprite. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GA: | (You can tell it's her, because she floats.) |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] GA: | Well I don't know her name. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] AA: ♪♪♪ My Sprite Is Named "Mom." ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] AA: ♪♪♪ It Is A Better Name. ♪ And Appropriate. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] GA: | Maybe I'll name my sprite. "Better Sister Than Kolena". |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] AA: ♪♪♪ Now You Have Hurt My Feelings. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] GA: | However, we both know I lie so much, that it'd just be distasteful. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] AA: ♪♪♪ Did You Ever Meet Mom? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] AA: ♪♪♪ I Can't Remember. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] AA: ♪♪♪ I Think I Saw Your Dad When I Got In The Rotocraft. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GA: (( dyou think theyve met in person? ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] AA: ♪♪♪ I Think He's The One That Carried Me In. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] AA: (( Yeah, I think they have once or twice. ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] AA: (( But I don't know if Tethys met Glissa at the time ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] AA: (( That's up to you. ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GA: | Yes, I've met your mother those two times I came over, remember? Didn't see her for very long, though. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] AA: ♪♪♪ Our Mother. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GA: | And yeah, my father had some... stained clothing when he walked in. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GA: | Yes, our mother. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] AA: ♪♪♪ Maybe If You Find A Way To Get Here You Can See Her Some More. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] AA: ♪♪♪ And I Will Deign To Accept Your Presence As Well, I Suppose. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GA: | I would be honored. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] AA: ♪♪♪ Now You Are Talking Like A Knight, Too. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:05] AA: ♪♪♪ I Think You Might Be A Closet FLARPer. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:05] AA: ♪♪♪ It's Embarrassing To Know That About My Sister. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:05] GA: | No, I'm not enough of a virgin to be a FLARPer. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] AA: ♪♪♪ Ughh. ♪ But Fishbreath? ♪ Seriously? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] GA: | I didn't lose my virginity to Fishbreath. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] AA: ♪♪♪ Ughh, Don't Tell Me That. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] AA: ♪♪♪ Please Tell Me It Wasn't 8bit Though. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] GA: | It's actually a really interesting story. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] GA: | No, it wasn't. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] GA: | I was about your age, I think. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:07] GA: | Was in school. We fucked in the janitors closet. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:07] GA: | It was very romantic. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:07] AA: ♪♪♪ ...How Does That Not Upset You? ♪ To Have A Story Like That? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:08] GA: | I dunno. We high fived like every day after that, me and her. Never even did it again. Best classmate I've ever had. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:08] AA: ♪♪♪ ...You Were Both Okay With Just Being USED Like That? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:08] GA: | But we weren't used. We shared an intimate experience, and both were satisfied. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:09] AA: ♪♪♪ ... ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:09] GA: | Kol, you have to remember that I'm a very casual person. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:09] AA: ♪♪♪ Yeah. ♪ I Know Something About Casual People. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:09] GA: | Right. Sorry. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:09] AA: ♪♪♪ Ughh. ♪ I Don't Want To Think About It. ♪ Or Talk About It. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GA: | But we both went into it knowing 'We're going to fuck in this closet and not go futher.' |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GA: | So, really, we used each other in a respectable, consentual manner. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] AA: ♪♪♪ I Guess Maybe That Would've Been A Little Better. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:11] AA: ♪♪♪ But I Still Don't Want To Think About It. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:11] GA: | I know. We can talk about something else. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:11] GA: | Like how, apparently, all of the adults went insane and killed each other. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:11] AA: ♪♪♪ Mom Didn't Go Insane. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:11] GA: | No, she didn't. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:11] AA: ♪♪♪ And Your Dad Seemed Okay. ♪ He Didn't Seem Happy About What Happened To Mom. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:11] GA: | I doubt my father did, either. He's a lot more level-headed. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] AA: ♪♪♪ I Don't Know About The Condesce. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] GA: | I mean some of them like Commaander Balish. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] AA: ♪♪♪ She Wasn't Trying To Kill Anyone. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] GA: | They started killing humans, humans started fighting back. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] AA: ♪♪♪ But I Don't Know If I Would Call Her Behavior Sane. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] GA: | She might have had her mooks doing it for her. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] GA: | Did you speak to her? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] AA: ♪♪♪ Yeah, I Think She Thought She Was Comforting Me. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] GA: | Royalty are weird. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] GA: | What'd she do? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] AA: ♪♪♪ She Told Me I Should Be Happy That Mom Was Dead, Since It Meant I Wouldn't Have To Kill Her Myself. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:13] GA: | Holy shit. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:13] GA: | What a dick. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:13] AA: ♪♪♪ And Gave Me A Hoodie. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:13] GA: | I suppose that might seem right to her, though. Tyrian bloods have to kill their parent. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:13] GA: | A hoodie? That's kind of nice. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:14] AA: ♪♪♪ It Said "Ask Me How I'm Responsible For My Mother's Death" On It. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:14] GA: | Christ. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:14] GA: | No, I take it back, what a dick. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:15] AA: ♪♪♪ She Seemed To Think It Had Made Me A Woman. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:15] AA: ♪♪♪ I Don't Know If I Want To Be A Woman If That's What It Means. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:15] GA: | She probably just misunderstands other people. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:15] AA: ♪♪♪ Her Son Must Be Really Messed Up. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:15] GA: | Her son, the Prince, is a lot more... Well, he actually has people skills. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:15] GA: | He talks very loud. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] GA: | But he's nice. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] GA: | Most of the players themselves are pretty nice people. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] AA: ♪♪♪ I Don't Know. ♪ I Think The Condesce Thought She Was Being Nice. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] GA: | The road to hell is paved with good intentions. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] AA: ♪♪♪ And I Know How Tyrians Are. ♪ You Know The Rumors About How She Took The Throne. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GA: | Yeah. Screwed up stuff. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] AA: ♪♪♪ I Probably Would Have Shouted At Her If I Weren't Paralyzed With Fear From Being Next To Her. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] AA: ♪♪♪ I'm Glad I Didn't. ♪ She Probably Would've Had Me Culled. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] GA: | Yeah, nice choice. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:20] GA: | Probably best to repress and forget. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:20] AA: ♪♪♪ I Think I Will Just Dance It Out. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] GA: | Dance all day and night. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] GA: | If it makes you feel better. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] AA: ♪♪♪ I Intend To. ♪ It Is Much Easier To Fall Asleep When You Are Too Exhausted To Think. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: | Truth. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: | I think I'm gonna try and nap anyway. No targets to practice on 'til my arms fall off. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GA: | See ya around, Twinkle Toes. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] AA: ♪♪♪ Goodnight, Wiggler. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- gallionicAcrobat [GA] gave up trolling acrobaticAmbulist [AA] at 03:24 --