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 -- galactoidArrival [GA] began pestering punctualPilferer [PP] at 02:18 --

 [02:18] GA: hey!!!

 [02:18] PP: OH_HELLO_THERE_HUMAN

 [02:18] GA: yes hello, lets get these pleasantries out of the way

 [02:19] GA: a problem has come to my attention! a few people have been saying you have done a lot of crimes

 [02:19] GA: gonna be honest, i dont actually know how trials work

 [02:19] GA: so... 10 years in jail! >:O

 [02:20] PP: WELL_UM

 [02:20] PP: NO

 [02:20] GA: DO YOU WANNA MAKE ME UP IT TO 12

 [02:20] PP: SEE_I_MAKE_THE_RULES_HERE_THUS_I_CANT_BE_A_CRIMINAL

 [02:21] GA: damn, foiled again

 [02:21] GA: WHAT ARE YOUR RULES

 [02:21] PP: YOU_WANT_AN_ACTUAL_CODIFIED_COPY_IS_THAT_WHAT_YOU_ARE_SAYING

 [02:21] GA: YES

 [02:22] PP: WELL_SHIT_I_WILL_NEED_TO_MAKE_SOMEHTING_YOU_DIPSHITS_CAN_READ_THEN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:23] GA: you must! for the sanctity of justice! thank you for your help in the LEGAL SYSTEMS OF THISPLACE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:23] PP: LAW_ONE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:23] GA: (what is the name of this land)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:23] GA: (like not lotac i mean the whole place)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:24] PP: Cr4ck3rJ4ck_HERE_TO_AFTER_KNOWN_AS_JACK_IS_THE_FINAL_ARBITOR_OF_ALL_LEGAL_MANNERS_AS_THE_MIGHTEST_BEING_IN_THE_INCIPISPHERE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:24] PP: LAW_TWO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:26] PP: A_HIGHER_AUTHORITY_MAY_REQUIRE_YOU_TO_FOLLOW_THE_STRICTURES_OF_A_GAME_WHICH_IS_TO_SAY_A_PREDETERMINED_SET_OF_RESTRICTIONS_ON_BEHAVIORS_AND_CHOICES_FOR_THE_SAKE_CREATING_A_SITUATION_IN_WHICH_A_SKILL_IS_TESTED_OR_A_CHOICE_IS_MADE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GA: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GA: that first one sounds like tyranny!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GA: and the second one is uh... not really much to do with justice?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GA: just some weird law

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] PP: NO_WAY_JUST_LIKE_IN_ANY_LEGAL_SYSTEM_THERE_HAS_TO_BE_A_JUDGE_DONT_YOU_THINK

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GA: yeah but the judge isnt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GA: but the jury tho

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] PP: THE_JUDGE_INTERPRETS_THAT_LAW_THAT_IS_THE_KEY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] GA: jury tho

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] PP: THE_JURY_MERELY_MAKES_DECISIONS_BASED_ON_LAWS_AS_INTERPRETED_BY_THE_JUDGE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] GA: oh, okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] GA: im the jury right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] PP: WOULDNT_THAT_BE_TYRANY_AS_WELL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] PP: IT_SHOULD_BE_THREE_PARTIES

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GA: shit, right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GA: well, i guess maybe doir can be the third?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GA: because im apparently totally seperate and everyone only likes doir :(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] PP: I_WILL_BE_ONE_YOU_WILL_BE_ANOTHER_AND_THE_FINAL_WILL_BE_RANDOMLY_SELECTED_EVERY_TIME_FROM_A_POOL_OF_ALL_SENTIENT_INHABITENTS_OF_THE_INSCIPISPHERE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] PP: sodemocratic.jpg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] GA: nah i think we should have sami as the third she's p fair

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] PP: WHAT_IS_MORE_FAIR_THEN_AN_ENTIRELY_RANDOMLY_SELECTED_BODY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] GA: wait wasnt democracy the one where everyone votes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] PP: ALSO_YOU_ARE_NOT_REPRESENTING_THE_TROLLS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] PP: YOU_FIEND

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] GA: this is more like a semioligarchy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] PP: REPUBLIC

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] GA: but only we voted

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] GA: i guess we *did* vote at least

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] GA: idk maybe that balish guy? he seemed to know what he was about, yknow?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] PP: SO_HOW_ABOUT_THE_THIRD_REPRESENTATIVE_BE_MAENEM_SINCE_SHE_IS_WELL_LIKED_AND_GENREALLY_A_PEACE_MAKER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] GA: nah she already got to be in charge when she was an heiress

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] GA: gotta spread around the power

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] PP: SO_WHAT_YOU_ARE_SAYING_IS_SHE_HAS_LEADERSHIP_EXPERIENCE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:33] GA: maybe we should let the trolls vote

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:33] GA: since they dont have a CHOSEN ARBITRIX, or a... criminal who pointed out we have no laws yet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:33] PP: BUT_UNTIL_THEN_THERE_WILL_BE_ANARCHY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:33] GA: did you let the other three vote on this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] PP: I_AM_THE_ONLY_ONE_ALIVE_AND_THUS_I_HAVE_THE_ONLY_VOTE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] PP: onlyfair.jpg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] GA: oh, right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] GA: wait, did the herald die too?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] PP: YEP

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] GA: i thought only libby and scarlet were zombies

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] PP: OH_HE_IS_DEAD_TOO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] PP: DOES_NOT_MAKE_HIM_ANY_LESS_DANGEROUS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] GA: howd he die

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:35] GA: like jeez i havent even met the guy and he's already dead?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:35] PP: CATOSTROPHIC_BLUNT_TRAUMA

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:35] GA: ugh, blunt trauma, alway's gets ya when yer not lookin, ya know?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:35] GA: but who did it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:36] GA: we both know that catastrophic blunt trauma *always* means murder unless it was like, an air conditioner falling on someone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:36] GA: and even then...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:37] PP: <a_href=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE">it_is_a_mystery

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:37] GA: unsolved cases? oh no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:37] GA: in our new law place, we shall have NO UNSOLVED CASES

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:38] GA: INCIPISPHERIA

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:38] PP: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE_)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:38] PP: W311_H0W_4B0U7_7HI5_5INC3_I_4M_7H3_FIN41_JUDG3_I_WI11_4110W_Y0U_70_R30P3N_7H3_C453_FI13_4ND_INV357IG473

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:38] GA: sure, as the jury and heavily experienced ARBITRIX and DETECTIVE, i shall do so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] GA: also whats with the numbers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] PP: IT_IS_A_THING_I_DO_SOMETIMES

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] PP: dontjudgelove.gif

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] GA: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] GA: wasnt judgin, i have times of quirk too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] GA: like right now, im a magical girl

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:40] GA: thats why im all about the justice, normally i wouldnt but i have to for great justice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:40] PP: ANYWAYS_YES_I_WILL_ALLOW_YOU_TO_ENTER_THE_CRIME_SCENE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:40] GA: i will make sure that the committer will be put on trial, and given due punishment! or no punishment at all, if he or she be innocent.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] GA: are there any suspects

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] PP: WELL_I_CANT_LIE_I_AM_ONE_SO_IS_LIBBY_AND_SCARLET

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] PP: ALSO_HIGH_ON_THE_LIST_IS_THE_BLACK_QUEEN_AND_THE_ARCHAGENT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:42] GA: the black queen? archagent?! i have not yet met them, i shall make sure to question them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:42] GA: as well as you, but first we need to have a vote on who is the troll third party

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:42] GA: we two will vote, plus we will include the votes of all of the trolls

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:42] PP: IF_YOU_WANT_TO_DO_YOUR_INVESTIGATION_YOU_WILL_NEED_TO_COME_TO_PROSPIT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: oh NO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: I JUST REALIZED

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: THERE IS ALREADY A QUEEN D:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: what if she already has laws?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: we may have been like, SO ILLEGAL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] GA: and if that is simply an empty title, we have to have a person from their worlds in ours

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] GA: for mad representation, yo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] PP: THOSE_ARE_THE_SHELLHEADS_LAWS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] PP: THEY_NEVER_APPLIED_TO_THE_HEROS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] GA: shellhead? eheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] PP: LIKE_SERIOUSLY_ITS_PART_OF_THEIR_LEGAL_CODE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] GA: so they have their own independant governments...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] PP: WE_ARE_BASICALLY_GODLY_HERO_BEINGS_TO_THEM

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] GA: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] GA: thats probably unjust but still cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GA: what about the imps? and, the gnomes? or the elves?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] PP: THEY_ARE_CONSORTS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GA: there are a lot of aliens with governments

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] PP: YES_BUT_ONCE_AGAIN_YOU_GUYS_ARE_BASICALLY_THEIR_GODS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GA: thats good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] GA: you keep saying 'you guys' though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] GA: do they not treat you the same?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] PP: LOOK_YOU_ANNOYING_LEGALISTIC_HELLBEAST_I_AM_GOING_TO_ALLOW_ACCESS_TO_THE_MURDER_SCENE_FOR_ONLY_A_LITTLE_WHILE_YOU_HAD_BEST_HURRY_IF_YOU_WANT_TO_SOLVE_THIS_COLD_CASE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] GA: oh, duh, yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] GA: how do i get there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] PP: WHO_KNOWS_WHAT_EVIDENCE_CAN_BE_TAMPERED_WITH_WHILE_THE_CRIME_SCENE_LIES_UNSEALED

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] GA: oh NO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GA: QUICKLY I MUST GET THERE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GA: BUT HOW

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] PP: PROSPIT_AT_THE_TOMB_OF_THE_FALLEN_KNIGHT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] PP: YOU_CAN_FLY_YOU_FLIGHTY_BROAD

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GA: SPACE THO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GA: I DONT EVEN HAVE A PILOTS LICENSE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:49] -- galactoidArrival [GA] GOES UP QUICKLY --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:49] PP: DO_YOU_THINK_LITLE_THINGS_LIKE_THAT_CAN_KEEP_YOU_FROM_YOUR_SACRED_DUTY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:49] PP: YOUR_POWERS_WILL_PROTECT_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:49] GA: THEY NEVER SHALL, I WILL PAY THE FINES LATER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] GA: I DO NOT EVEN HAVE THE TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY FELLOW ADVENTURERS, THAT IS HOW SWIFT I MUST BE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] GA: (( so can i fly there now? eheheh ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] PP: (If_you_want_to_continue_on_to_Open_rpg...)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] GA: (( omfg hell yes ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:52] GA: PCHOOOOOOOOOO