121613-Ryspor-Jossik

[10:13] -- gregariousTroubadour [GT] began pestering garrisonedGuardian [GG] at 22:13 --

[10:14] GT: ~Joʃʃik.~

[10:14] GG: oh uh

[10:14] GG: hey Ryspor

[10:14] GT: ~I have a qveʃtion to aʃk of yov.~

[10:14] GG: Whαts up

[10:14] GG: ok

[10:14] GG: shoot

[10:15] GT: ~Agh, I've jvʃt realized thiʃ iʃ going to be very awkward aʃking yov of all people, in light of recent eventʃ...~

[10:15] GG: um

[10:16] GT: ~Do...do I have a habit of pale-flirting with people?~

[10:16] GG: Um

[10:16] GG: αre you be-ng ser-ous

[10:17] GT: ~I mean, I've realized lately that I've been helping a LOT of people with emotional trovble, and I'm concerned that I've been vnintentionally ʃending ʃome very awkward ʃignalʃ.~

[10:18] GT: ~I honeʃtly don't mean for it to happen, the converʃationʃ jvʃt ʃort of...ʃlip towardʃ the ʃvbject.~

[10:18] GG: dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] GG: you αre they pαlefl-rt-est guy - know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] GG: or hαve ever known

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] GG: thαt not necessαr-ly α bαd th-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] GT: ~Nvllar even called me a "paleʃlvt" once, come to think of it...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] GG: Well uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] GG: thαt wαs certα-nly rude of her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] GT: ~How have I not NOTICED vntil now?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] GG: Dude we αll hαve problems thαt we dont know αbout

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] GG: yours -s honestly k-d of α good one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] GG: - meαn, your problem -s thαt you love help-n people, αnd thαts k-ndα cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] GT: ~...Yov're too kind.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] GG: -'m try-n, here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] GG: oh, btw, - tαlked to my source,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] GG: she sα-d thαt kn-fe belongs to α h-gh rαnk-ng ders-te off-cer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] GG: but she refused to go -nto spec-f-cs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] GT: ~I'm gveʃʃing that'ʃ not good.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] GG: yeαh, thαt -s reαlly not good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] GT: ~Thank goodneʃʃ I'm a Proʃpit dreamer, no?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] GG: hαhα yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] GG: Otherw-se, you'd hαve b-g problems

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] GG: -'ll try show-ng those p-cs αround next t-me -m there, see whαt - cαn f-nd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] GT: ~Look for a carapacian miʃʃing a fang, haha.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] GG: yeαh thαt'll nαrrow -t down

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] GG: cαn't be mαny wαlk-n αround m-ss-n α tooth AND α kn-fe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:26] GT: ~Iʃ carrying a knife arovnd...normal on Derʃe?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] GG: well yeαh they were pretty v-c-ous people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] GG: l-ke -'m pretty sure even the servαnts hαd kn-ves

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] GT: ~Were?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] GG: αre, sry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] GT: ~Ah.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] GT: ~Well, I ʃvppoʃe it iʃn't mvch better on Proʃpit either, what with ʃtrange gory ʃacrificeʃ and mad qveenʃ bent on ʃhipping everyone.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] GG: whoα whαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] GG: - heαrd αbout the sh-pp-ng, not the sαcr-f-ces

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] GT: ~Oh, yeʃ, I didn't witneʃʃ it perʃonally, bvt I heard it waʃ a very naʃty bvʃineʃʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] GG: ugh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] GT: ~ʃomething abovt govging ovt eyeballʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] GG: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] GG: .........

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] GT: ~I'm ʃhvddering jvʃt thinking abovt it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] GG: yeαh, sαme

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] GG: - hαve personαl exper-ence w-th thαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] GT: ~...Oh, yeʃ, yovr incident with the meathook. ʃorry to bring vp vnpleaʃant memorieʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] GG: nαh, -ts cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] GG: not your fαult

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:43] GG: th-s wαs unrelαted, so -ts k-ndα my fαul for -ntroduc-ng the top-c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] GT: ~No, no, it'ʃ an eaʃy leap to make, what with the parallelʃ in the loʃʃ of...I'm jvʃt going to ʃtop myʃelf here.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] GG: hαhα yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] GG: we were go-n down tαht roαd αgα-n

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] GT: ~Indeed we were. The Road More Awkward, perhapʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] GG: hehehe good nαme

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] GG: how αbout th-s: Ne-ther of us ever αpolog-zes to the other ever αgα-n

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] GG: for αnyth-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] GT: ~Hmmm, that covld make thingʃ ʃtrained after a while. Apologieʃ in moderation are ʃtill a good thing.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] GT: ~Perhapʃ amend it to "never apologize abovt thiʃ ʃvbject"?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] GG: yeαh but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] GG: whenever one of us αpolog-zes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] GG: the other stαrts αpolog-z-ng αs well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] GG: αnd then -s becomes th-s g-αnt αpologet-c c-rclejerk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] GT: ~Well, to be fair a lot of that iʃ a byprodvct of the awkwardneʃʃ ʃtill ʃvrrovnding The Incident.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:52] GG: lets not go there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] GG: so, how αre th-ngs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GT: ~Fairly vnexciting, to be honeʃt. It getʃ boring ʃitting in a recvperacoon all day waiting for ʃomeone to drop by and chat for a bit.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GG: bluh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GG: thαt sounds hells of bor-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GT: ~Incidentally, Kikate waʃ cloʃe to having a rage-indvced anevryʃm when he finally fovnd ovt.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GG: oh, yαy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GT: ~It waʃ ʃimvltaneovʃly hilariovʃ and very worrying.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] GG: you dont th-nk hes gonnα

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] GG: come αfter me, -s he?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] GT: ~No, he haʃ other thingʃ on hiʃ mind cvrrently.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] GT: ~Thovgh he iʃ fairly mad at yov for deʃerting.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] GG: ok thαts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] GG: uh - just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] GG: - cαnt come bαck, okαy?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] GG: not yet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] GT: ~Apparently he and the otherʃ are going on a qveʃt to deʃtroy a rival tribe, and he'ʃ not particvlarly happy abovt having 2 of hiʃ memberʃ vnable to participate.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] GG: guh, sry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] GG: but hey, we cαn keep eαch other compαny

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GT: ~Haha, yeʃ we can.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GT: ~Jvʃt the two of vʃ, alone againʃt the world.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GG: hαhαhα yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] GG: hey, - hαve αn -deα,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] GG: mαybe - cαn stαrt de-sgn-n α chαrαcter for DnD

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:06] GG: whαt do you th-nk?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] GT: ~Ooh, that'd be nice. I covld probably ʃend yov a character ʃheet.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] GG: W-th whαt?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] GG: no αlchemy equ-pment αround here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] GT: ~Over the internet, of covrʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] GG: oh ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] GG: hehe sure go αheαd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] GT: ~Right, let me dredge vp a copy...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] -- gregariousTroubadour [GT] is sending you the file blankcharfheet.docx accept/decline --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] GG: hehe you're gonnα hαve to wαlk me through th-s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] GT: ~All right, liʃten carefvlly.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] -- gregariousTroubadour [GT] walks Jossik through the character creation process --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] GG: One Jαdeblood Swordsmαn, rolled up αnd reαdy to go!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] GT: ~Hvzzah!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] GT: ~Yov'll need a name, thovgh...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] GG: Ok, hmm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] GG: -'m αssum-ng -t cαn't be my nαme?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GT: ~Well, yov covld make it yovr own, bvt that'ʃ often ʃeen aʃ "vncreative".~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GT: ~I vnderʃtand if yov have trovble with nameʃ, thovgh.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GT: ~I know I did when I firʃt ʃtarted ovt, haha.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:26] GG: well, uh, how αbout,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:26] GG: Jorrec Albαrn?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] GT: ~That ʃovndʃ good to me!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] GG: ɔ :D

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] GG: Whαt's you chαrαcter's nαme αgα-n?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GT: ~Ketreʃ ʃivkar.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GT: ~ʃhe'ʃ a ranger!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GG: Oh, n-ce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GG: she?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GT: ~Ahaha, yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] GT: ~I-it'ʃ not all that vncommon to roleplay a different gender! Lotʃ of trollʃ do it, in fact!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] GG: Dude -t's cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] GG: -'m not gonnα judge you on -t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] GT: ~ʃorry, I gveʃʃ I'm overreacting a bit, aren't I?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] GG: hehe yeαh α b-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] GG: we're fr-ends, mαn. -'m not gonnα judge my fr-ends

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:34] GT: ~3=:3~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:34] GG: ɔ :3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] GG: Jossec Albαrn αnd Ketres S-vkαr

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] GG: Two greαt αdventurers, f-ght-ng eve-l αnd help-ng the helpless!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] GT: ~Thiʃ iʃ the ʃtart of a beavtifvl partnerʃhip indeed!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] GG: Hαhα yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:39] GG: hehe, we should mαke our chαrαcters m <span style="color:rgb(0,129,65);">αtespr-ts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:39] GG: thαtnk w-ll mαke the dynαm-c more -nterest-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] GT: ~...Mateʃpritʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] GG: Well yeαh, thαt would g-ve them th-s -nterest-ng dynαm-c thαt would, uh,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:43] GG: thαt wαs α reαlly αwkwαrd th-ng to αsk, wαnt -t,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:43] GT: ~No! No, it'ʃ fine.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:43] GT: ~I, ah, I think it'ʃ a great idea, actvally.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:43] GG: Reαlly?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:44] GT: ~All the more daring and romantic, no?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:44] GG: Why yes, And we could -ntroduce some greαt s-deplots bαsed αround thαt,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] GG: So, yeαh, uh,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:47] GT: ~Like perhapʃ an inʃtance where one of them beginʃ to dovbt their mateʃprit'ʃ fidelity, leading to a rift that the other mvʃt fix which leaveʃ them ʃtronger than ever before!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:47] GT: ~Or, vm, ʃomething like that.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:47] GG: Yes,dude, thαt would be such αnd αwesome storyl-ne

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:59] GT: ~It'ʃ been ʃo LONG ʃince I've roleplayed with ʃomeone elʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:01] GG: We could roleplαy our chαrαcters off eαch other

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:06] GG: Would, uh, would thαt be cool?

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] GT: ~I don't ʃee why not. That'ʃ what roleplaying iʃ for, no?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">The two then proceeded to have the most epic roleplaying session in the history of paradox space.

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