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[01:40] -- conciseTactician [CT] began trolling aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 01:40 --

[01:40] CT: Hey, Nullar, I have an UPDATE about Scarlet, if you WANT to hear it.

[01:43] AG: oh hey stranger

[01:43] AG: we have a lot to talk about from what I hear

[01:43] AG: well not us in particular but I'm nosy about you

[01:43] AG: you go first tho

[01:43] CT: Okay THEN, weirder than USUAL.

[01:44] AG: yeah, that's what I heard! P:>

[01:44] CT: Scarlet is APPARENTLY actually ATTRACTED to Jossik for SOME REASON, giving her a body for Herald may not WORK for her.

[01:44] AG: yeah, I tried to set them up, kinda, (well mostly just get rid of him but w/e) but then he started dating fish face

[01:45] AG: and apparently sent tlaloc to inform me that he 'never loved me' and that I 'smell funny, like fertilizer'

[01:45] CT: RIGHT, the idiot, AFTER promising to VISIT Scarlet.

[01:45] AG: ugh, geeze

[01:45] CT: DOUBTFUL, really.

[01:45] CT: EXACTLY, Jossik is the second most foolish when it comes to QUADRANTS apparently.

[01:45] AG: second?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:45] AG: oh is that a tlaloc reference

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:46] AG: god what an idiot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:46] CT: Hmmm, Tlaloc WOULD be FIRST, but Kikate is THERE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:46] AG: kikate? oh the cheating thing, huh? yeah that was a fucking travesty

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:46] AG: it's like these people don't fucking consider the implications of their actions before making split second rushed decisions

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:47] CT: I FEEL like you are being SNARKY toward ME, but I will IGNORE it, my case has been STATED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:48] AG: hahaha wow guilty conscience much?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:48] AG: anyway moving on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:48] AG: can we clone jossik of something?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:49] AG: like with alchemy and his character sheet? or somehow convince only his dreamself to date her?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:50] CT: That MAY be an OPTION, but I am worried the IMPLICATIONS toward Scarlet. She SEEMS very serious.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:50] CT: I would LIKE to talk to her MORE, but my position PREVENTS that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:51] AG: your position?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:53] CT: Scarlet and Libby are SO BLACK if they were trolls the drone would need ANOTHER pair of buckets.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:54] AG: oh geeze. yeah I guess getting pale with your matesprit's kissmesis is kinda awkward

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:54] AG: well I can talk to scarlet to a degree, but the whole jack thing puts me into an awkward position with that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:55] AG: then again he hasn't so much as yelled at me for not giving up libby so that's good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:55] AG: I doubt I register very high on his list of things to pay attention to. he's too busy focusing on your monument P:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56] CT: My MONUMENT? HERE I was thinking he is SPENDING his free time JERKING IT to the thought of finally KILLING Libby.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] CT: THANK you for that, by the way.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] AG: thank you for what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] CT: It's not REALLY your fault.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] CT: Sorry.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] CT: I'm FRUSTRATED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] CT: GIVE me a moment to BREATH.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] AG: I mean if this is about me talking to libby then here, have a big old resounding FUCK YOUR FUCKING FACE BALISH AGGARO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] AG: because if you hadn't been such an INDECISIVE CUNT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] AG: I WOULD STILL HAVE ONE FUCKING EYEBALL RIGHT NOW

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] AG: AND I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING SIRJACKSPRITE IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] CT: EXCUSE me?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] AG: he prototyped himself because he felt FUCKING BAD for me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] CT: For TAKING your EYES?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] AG: I didn't think the sprite would alert jack the very first fucking conversation. I kinda thought he was supposed to like be on my side or w/e

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] CT: That IS Jackie, BY THE WAY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] CT: Say HI asshole.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] AG: For having to take BOTH, you fucking prick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] CT: Er, to the SPRITE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] AG: BOTH of them. He offered to let me keep one, all you had to do was answer ONE FUCKING SIMPLE QUESTION

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] CT: Oh?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] CT: Ah, a LEFT or RIGHT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] AG: RIGHT OR LEFT ASSHOLE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] AG: RIGHT OR FUCKING LEFT HOW FUCKING GODDAMN HARD IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] AG: fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] CT: I won't PLAY his GAME Nullar. It's a POWER PLAY for him, that's ALL.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] AG: fuck okay sorry I will attempt to calm down

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] CT: I KNOW the TIME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] AG: Fucking fabulous, Balish. Stand up and look down from your mighty fucking altar. I'd do it too but I can't fucking LOOK because I have no fucking EYES.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] CT: ALTER?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] AG: High horse, whatever.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01] CT: You do KNOW Jackie and I are PRACTICALLY the SAME?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01] CT: I would have done the SAME THING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01] AG: oh is that so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01] CT: Ask the SAME question MULTIPLE times, GARNERING an ANSWER, and PICKED the one I most LIKED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01] AG: please tell me how an indecisive little wriggler is at all comparable to a practical god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01] AG: I saw the whole thing, Balish, don't try to fucking weasle out of this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] AG: you and seriad will both suffer for this by the end of it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] AG: your suffering will probably be a little more sexy tho wink face

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] AG: I'm thinking something with ropes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] CT: Nullar, I do NOT wish to ENGAGE within the black flirting.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] AG: I can tie a mean knot by feel now just saying

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] CT: And?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] CT: I can make you practically PISS yourself.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] AG: you don't want to black flirt and I don't want to be fucking blind

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] AG: if wishes were swimbeasts we'd all fucking feast

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] AG: eh, a minor setback. I'm working on that ehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] AG: Maybe you can arrange to have Jack puncture my ear drums next, then your stupid shouts won't work

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] CT: Mmph, you are ADORABLE you know that? It's not SOMETHING you can WORK ON, it's SOMETHING I need to TAME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] CT: Jackie won't HURT you again.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] CT: You're not FUN to him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] AG: yeah, I heard you've gone off the fucking deep end, aggaro

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] AG: well that's good isn't it, I'm not exactly pursuing him black, am I

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] CT: Soon he'll MOVE ON too, unfortunatly. That will be the WORST way he will hurt you too, isn't it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] AG: ehehehe for someone who didn't want to black flirt you sure are going for the low blows <3<

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] CT: You are RIGHT, I lost my HEAD for a second there.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] AG: seems that's happening more and more frequently lately

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] AG: I heard you had an episode during the sannta debacle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] AG: what's it like to not be able to control yourself, btw?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] CT: FRIGHTNING. All I can SEE is BLOOD. Not PEOPLE, just POOLS of BLOOD waiting to be SPILLED OUT and SPLATTERED all OVER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] AG: ehehehe charming as always, balish

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] CT: Isn't IT?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] CT: It's DISGUSTING. I HATE it. But it is SOMETHING I need to DEAL with, not BURY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] CT: Libby taught me THAT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] AG: well, get some finesse and you can finally be the true leader of the group, mr highblood the great

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13] AG: you can spend your time pushing all your old friends away and making me piss myself, apparently, since that seems to be what gets your rocks off lately

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] CT: Me? The LEADER? Are you INSAIN?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] CT: Nullar you are CLEARLY more suited for the TASK.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] AG: I don't know whether you're trying to insult yourself or what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] AG: obviously I can't make people do shit, I'm not suited at all for that kind of role

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] AG: I mean, I can't even make you want to kiss me so what fucking good am I

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] CT: You are SMART, you're CLEVER, RESOURCEFUL, you don't GIVE UP. All WONDERFUL qualitites of a leader. It's WHY I do not WISH to follow the HEMOSYSTEM anymore really, you would be a WASTE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] AG: it really doesn't matter, if I don't figure out something I'm dead soon anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] CT: EXCUSE me?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] CT: Is something the MATTER?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] AG: no just balish, like, I'm already fucking middle aged, bro

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:19] CT: I TOLD you Nullar, it's WHY we MUST beat the GAME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:19] AG: it's about time for me to start sleeping with prostiterrors and buying flashy red drones

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:19] CT: You becoming IMMORTAL, Libby being SAVED, Jackie being STOPPED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:19] CT: We beat it ONCE and ALL of that can be ACHIEVED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] AG: yeah yeah yeah. I don't think I want to be immortal blind and pining after some asshole for the rest of eternity

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] AG: ryspor wants to have me black. /:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] CT: Well I'm not GOING to let you die off.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] CT: And? Ryspor wants a LOT of things.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] AG: I guess it would work, given the whole situation with his matesprit, but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] AG: I don't know, balish. I guess I'm just fucking doomed to never feel for anyone as strongly and disgustingly as I feel for you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] AG: fucking hilarious huh, I'm the best joke as always

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] AG: anyway this conversation has grown tiresome and I have training to do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] AG: try not to fucking die before I get a chance to fuck you up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] AG: goodbye, balish

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] CT: Okay, I will TAKE my LEAVE. Be SAFE Nullar and talk to Rilset.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] CT: He MISSES you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] AG: I spoke to him earlier and fuck off, you don't get to tell me what to do, prick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] AG: <3<

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] gave up trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 02:22 --