07222014MahtahTethys

 -- callopygianCordiality [CC] began pestering gallionicAcrobat [GA] at 20:58 --

 [08:59] CC: hello.there

 [08:59] GA: | Hello? |

 [09:00] CC: I.believe.I.have.the.right.handle.here

 [09:00] GA: | Where did you get my handle? |

 [09:00] CC: a.mutual.friend

 [09:00] GA: | Whatever, like I care. |

 [09:01] GA: | You wouldn't happen to have a famous parent, would you? |

 [09:01] CC: I.may.have.a.mother.who.is.somewhat.renouned.her.field.of.employment

 [09:02] GA: | Hmph. Seems it's impossible to meet someone who isn't the child of someone famous. |

 [09:02] GA: | What do you want? |

 [09:03] CC: I.am.investigating.another.online.user

 [09:03] CC: I.would.like.to.ask.if.you.have.had.any.interactions.with.them

 [09:04] GA: | Let me guess, cthonic guy? Or transchronic guy? |

 [09:04] CC: the.first

 [09:05] GA: | Yeah, I've never met him personally, but as far as I can tell he has ways of gathering info that should be impossible. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] GA: | Such as identities, adresses, hell, even what people look like. As well as just being an all around creepy mofo. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] GA: | You're like, the third person who's asked me about investigating him. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] CC: I

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] CC: see

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] CC: did.he.happen.to.share.any.documents.with.you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GA: | No, as I said, never spoken to him personally. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] GA: | Why, is he a criminal or something? You the popo? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] CC: I.have.no.official.affiliation.with.law.enforcement

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] CC: I.am.simply.looking.into.the.matter.for.a.friend

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GA: | Who? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GA: | Is it this mutual friend? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:12] CC: I.am.not.at.liberty.to.say

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:12] GA: | Because I'm gonna be honest, I don't think any of my friends have superspy friends. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GA: | What's with all of the secrets around here? If they're my friend, they can't be older than like, 18, and that means you aren't older than like, 20. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GA: | And nobody under 25 is doing anything interesting. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] CC: again.I.cannot.say.out.of.protection.of.the.investigating.party

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] CC: suffice.to.say.he.seems.dangerous

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] GA: | Well, duh. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] GA: | I could've told you that. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: | Is that it, Secret Detective Full Stop? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] CC: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] CC: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] CC: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] CC: I.must.also.ask.your.opinions.on.humans

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: | I don't think I know any humans. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: | A few half humans, though. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: | Which is statistically improbably. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GA: | But here I am. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GA: | Er, I don't know, they seem harmless and incredibly nerdy. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] CC: is.there.any.reason.you.would.physically.confront.one?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GA: | You sure you're not a police officer? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] GA: | Besides the fact that I live in the palace of Alternia, far, far away from any humans, I don't think I would confront any without reason. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] GA: | Though they seem kind of squishy. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] CC: I.will.note.that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] CC: thank.you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:20] GA: | Okay... bye, then? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:20] CC: yes.good.bye

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- gallionicAcrobat [GA] ceased pestering callopygianCordiality [CC] at 21:20 --