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 -- galacticBannerman [GB] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 19:08 --

 [07:09] GB: Lady Dina, ist thou here?

 [07:09] GA: hi

 [07:09] GB: Is this Lady Dina or the one called Doir?

 [07:09] GA: uh, both

 [07:10] GA: same person

 [07:10] GA: like sheik from ocarina of time is zelda

 [07:10] GA: i think

 [07:10] GA: never actually played that game

 [07:10] GB: I wish to speak with the one who is a paragon of justice

 [07:11] GA: yeah thats me

 [07:11] GA: do you have like a crime to report

 [07:12] GB: I simplely wished to speak with you...heavy is my heart this day

 [07:12] GA: is it cause scarlet got with rilset?

 [07:13] GB: In a sense

 [07:13] GA: yknow, when you didnt have your memories, lady maenam really liked you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:13] GA: maybe you two could get back together, if you fail to get scarlet back?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:14] GA: though you should probably drop the whole rampantly sexist thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:16] GB: I do understand Maenam's distress, and I had no intention of causing it...but I had promised Scarlet before my memories were taken from me, to always be faithful.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:16] GB: I am bound by my word

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:16] GA: yeah, but... yknow, sometimes its okay to break your word every once in a while? if its for the good of everybody?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:17] GA: a lot of people think that justice is about being lawful good, but really, i like a more chaotic good route

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:17] GB: I am painfully aware that your band of adventurers have no respect for honor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:18] GA: but honor isnt always everything

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:18] GB: That corpse gnasher did not even show me his character sheet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:18] GA: you didnt ask though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:18] GA: also tbh all of our sheets are pretty shit we're all noobs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:18] GB: And he is obviously taken to using dangerous stimulents for the sake of my defeat.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:19] GA: so hes takin a bit of performance enhancers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:19] GA: its not that big of a deal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:19] GA: everyone was always on lance armstrongs case but damn he only had one ball so like we should give him some slack

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:19] GB: What of our honorable battle? I offered him a generous handicap, and here I begin to suspect that he has no intention of honorable conduct in the slightest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:20] GB: tell me...what is a just man to do? when his foes refuse to give the same respect as he?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:21] GA: okay, well, id probably cheat, but im gonna level with you here man, im shit at justice, and cheating here is not what you should do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:21] GA: scarlet would not love you if you killed rilset

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:21] GA: hell, she probably wouldnt love you if you won the match. she gave rilset those stims because she wants him to win, man.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:21] GA: shes over you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:22] GB: I do not desire her love anymore...I only desire her safety

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:22] GA: dont worry, she's plenty safe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:22] GA: she can fend for herself

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:22] GA: yo, you twinks, youre all badasses, i dont think none of ya need protection

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:23] GB: You say this...but hers is not the realm of battle. And he is a corpse eater

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:23] GA: but hes committed. and yeah, he eats corpses, but like, eh, so what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:23] GA: its my corpses mostly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:24] GA: like hes just dupin 'em

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:24] GA: i think you worry too much, and are kind of like a huge white knight

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:25] GA: honestly? the most honorable thing to do would be let rilset win, and let them be happy!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:25] GB: An honorable bout is all i seek, to test his worth. If he proves worthy I will never darken their doorstep again.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:25] GB: Surely you believe me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:26] GA: yeah, you seem to definitely be a man of your word

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:26] GA: but whatll you do after, dude?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:29] GB: I am not entirely sure...but I suspect I will seek out injustice and right it wherever I go

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:29] GA: hahah cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:29] GA: omg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:29] GA: do you wanna be

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:29] GA: my deputy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:30] GB: You have said many things that have made me question your commitment Lady Dina

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:30] GA: what, to justice?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:30] GA: im just jokin around

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:30] GA: justice is my favorite thing ever, of course

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:30] GB: Indeed, to justice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:30] GA: and i would never do something i perceive to be unjust

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:31] GA: i mean anything big

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:31] GA: like if im just horsing around with my friends thats fine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:31] GB: I suspect that your friends are going to cheat and behave dishonorably in our fight today.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:31] GA: i wouldnt say friends

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:31] GA: i mean, rilset isnt what you would call a 'friend' of mine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:32] GA: but yeah theyll probably do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:32] GA: they just dont understand us dudes of justice, yo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:32] GB: And you will turn a blind eye from what you've said

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:32] GA: what, you think im strong enough to take rilset, and the inevitable backlash from scarlet, when they cheat?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:33] GA: i *have* to turn a blind eye 'cause if i got on their case about it everyone would hate me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:33] GB: And everyone seems to hate me for standing by my promises as well, but I do not shy away from being scorned

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:34] GA: well yeah but youre like a super badass

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:34] GA: you could probably take everyone in a fight, yo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:35] GB: I would never lay a finger on those who have not embraced evil in the depths of their soul

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:35] GA: man, everyones done a bit of evil in their life

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:35] GA: shades of grey and all that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:36] GB: I understand, I said embraced evil in their heart...you know, become like our ex leader Jack

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:36] GA: ohh yeah that guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:36] GA: fuck that guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:36] GA: yeah no none of them are like him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:37] GA: but. dude. you could be my deputy. and we could be. space cops.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:37] GA: we'll wear cop hats. and eat donuts. and smoke cigars. and wear glasses that make everything look black and white.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:39] GA: cmon. cmon man. lets be cops.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:42] GB: Tell me...do you believe this Rilset to be a man of good charecter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:43] GA: uhhh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:43] GA: actually, he seems to be a pretty good guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:44] GB: I see...perhaps then when he loses fair and square I will not protest the relationship after all.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:44] GA: yeahhh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:44] GA: but you didnt answer if you wanted to be a cop

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:44] GA: imagine all of the justice we could do together

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:44] GA: so much justice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:44] GB: What is the difference between a cop and a knight?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:45] GA: knights are cops in the medieval times

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:45] GA: we say cops these days though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:45] GB: Then...we can be knights, and you can be my squire

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:45] GA: lmao dont you mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:45] GA: your page

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:45] GB: Indeed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:47] GA: well, if you get any leads on crimes, come to me and ill be your page and help you do justice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:48] GA: we're officially in cahoots now though. so we gotta have each others backs. cops promise.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:51] GB: As long as you remain an honorable charge, then yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:52] GA: mhm. its the lawful good life for me now.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:52] GB: Now please, encourage your friends to better themselves in the eyes of lady justice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:52] GA: i will try my best!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:53] GA: OVER AND OUT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- galacticBannerman [GB] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 19:54 --