121313-Beau-Nate

[09:53] -- chessAficionado [CA] began pestering acquiredCarne [AC] at 21:53 --

[09:54] CA: heeeeyy Nate...

[09:54] CA: Wassup?...

[09:54] AC: nothing

[09:54] AC: why?

[09:54] CA: Well a few things actually...

[09:54] CA: First of all...

[09:54] CA: I tried alchemizing that gun...

[09:55] AC: and?

[09:55] CA: but all it made was a gun that shoots bladed bullets...

[09:55] AC: bitchin

[09:55] CA: So I can't realy use it...

[09:55] AC: I can

[09:55] CA: So consider it my gift to you...

[09:58] AC: cool

[09:58] AC: what else

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:58] AC: is going on?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:58] CA: Well, I realized that I haven't really talked to you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:59] CA: Like sure I spoke to you but it was only so I could get something from you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:59] CA: and *that* is pretty rude of me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:59] AC: so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:59] CA: so I'd like to formally apologize...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:59] AC: alright

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:00] CA: So what have you been doing?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:00] AC: practicing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:00] AC: gotta be ready

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:00] AC: for anything

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:02] AC: what have

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:02] CA: I suppose that's true...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:02] AC: what about

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:02] AC: you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:02] CA: I've been speaking to people...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:02] CA: sorting out relationships, cheering people up...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] AC: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] AC: you ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] AC: after what happened on Prospit?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] CA: Yes, it seems that everyone has drama to sort out, I am no exception...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] CA: I am...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] CA: handling...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] AC: no drama here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] AC: nope

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] CA: Who knows what's around the corner?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] AC: danger

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] AC: is a safe assumption

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] CA: Ya know...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] CA: I was talking to libby...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] CA: About how everyone has something driving them to their goals...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] CA: so what's driving you?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] AC: I don't know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] AC: survival

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] AC: I guess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] AC: I'm a dude of few needs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] CA: You sure, I saw Aura chatting you up at thanksgiving...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] AC: and?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] AC: what of it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] CA: she seemed to enjoy your company...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] CA: I'm not saying you have to like her but...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] AC: she just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] AC: hasn't been around long enough

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] CA: Ya know what's weird? It seems everytime a beta tester went missing, a new one was chained in...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] CA: and that new player new one of us...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] CA: Aura was my friend, and Doir was good friends with Leon...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] AC: ehh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] AC: don't look to hard into it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:10] AC: you'll start seeing ghosts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:10] CA: It seems oddly coincidental don't you think?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:10] AC: in shadows

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:10] CA: We alreay are Nate...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:10] AC: huh?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] CA: You didn't hear, Scarlet had like, her dead body in her room...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] AC: uhh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] AC: what the hell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] CA: One of the reasons I aborted our plan...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] AC: good call

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] CA: She is also very manipulative...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] CA: Leagues above even my skills...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] AC: pfft

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] AC: I'm probably too dumb to fool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] CA: hehe...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] CA: You'd end up doing the opposite of what she told you to do...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] AC: yep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] AC: I am our secret weapon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] AC: on that front

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:14] CA: *Beau does her best scarlet impression* "I comaaaaand you to kiiill yooour frieeeends"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:14] CA: "Woops I got everyone awesome gear instead is that ok?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:14] AC: don't forget

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:14] AC: winning this game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:14] AC: while I was at it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:15] CA: Hahaha...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:15] CA: Yep...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:15] CA: Just accidentally falling inside the last dungeon and killing the final boss...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:15] AC: I sneezed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:15] AC: ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:15] AC: it was an accident

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:16] AC: why is everything allergic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:16] AC: to bullets?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] CA: Because Humans have a natural reaction to metal objects entering their bodies at breakneck speeds...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] AC: and that's why

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] AC: I use my shotguns

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] AC: someone needs to exploit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] AC: this weakness

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] CA: Humans have a weakness to many objects entering their bodies...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] CA: like steel, or bullets, or glass, and toxic materials...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] AC: heheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] AC: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] CA: Heck I could probably acheive this reaction by shoving a king piece down someone's throat...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] AC: only if you yell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] AC: 'checkmate'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] AC: as you do so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] CA: the one liner's are a necessity...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] CA: 'Knight to E5'...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] CA: 'king me'...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] AC: E5?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] AC: where's that?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] CA: Column E, row 5...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] AC: I was joking

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] AC: the game did claim

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] AC: me to be a knight after all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] CA: To be specific...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] CA: It's 3 squares up from the white king's starting position...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] AC: so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] AC: I should ask the king

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] AC: next time we are on Prospit?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] CA: It would take a minimum of two moves for a white knight to get to the posistion...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] AC: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] AC: I've got no dumb

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] AC: response to that one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] CA: Sorry, I go on tangents about chess when I get on the topic...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] AC: I noticed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:26] CA: It is my blessing and my curse...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:26] AC: pretty shitty blessing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:26] AC: but not a bad curse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] CA: :O Maybe if your secret weapon is doing the opposite of what your told...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] CA: mine is putting the enimies to sleep with chess tangents...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] AC: shittiest superhero team ever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] AC: although

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] CA: Super Sami! With the abilite to never notice anything ever!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] AC: except her damned sketchbook

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] CA: Kindest Kate! With the ability to creep the shit out of anyone she chooses!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] CA: Bestest Beau! With the Ability to put people to sleep with her boooringness...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] AC: hahaha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] CA: Awesome Aura! With the ability to take notes!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] CA: Dandy Doir! With the Ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] AC: oh god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] AC: I'm actually crying

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] AC: at how funny this is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] CA: and Normal Nate! With the ability to shoot first and ask questions never!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] CA: I am obviously a comedic genius /s...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] AC: can't argue with that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] CA: I've finally found my new talents...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] CA: making needlessly gory weapons and jokes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] CA: Well I guess combining a scythe with a shotgun does that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AC: nowadays

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AC: those talents may not be

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AC: too bad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] CA: Maybe I can be a polatician...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] AC: lead a country of

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] AC: two dozen people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] AC: most of them aliens

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] CA: most of them knee deep in relationship drama...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] AC: hopefully

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] AC: that shit dies

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] AC: down eventually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] CA: Not anytime soon...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] CA: I mean Kikate and Seriad broke up...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] AC: of course

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] CA: and oh jesus the queen is still going to have that wedding...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] AC: oh boy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] AC: run?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] AC: fight?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] CA: Well...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] CA: Maybe we can discract it with this invasion business...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] CA: so Skills -> Persuasion -> Distraction...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] AC: that's your area

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] AC: of expertise

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] AC: unless

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] CA: *my time to shine fuckers*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] AC: shine on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CA: Well anyways...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CA: I'm gonna skedaddle...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CA: See ya round...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] AC: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] AC: see ya

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering acquiredCarne [AC] at 22:40 --