120113 JossikBeau

[02:52] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] began trolling chessAficionado [CA] at 02:52 --

[02:52] GG: Hey beαu

[02:53] CA: Oh, hello Jossik...

[02:53] GG: so, uh, thαt pαrty wαs pretty fun, huh

[02:53] CA: It was, such fortune that it ended in a tie...

[02:53] GG: hehe yeαh

[02:54] CA: am I seeing things, or are your a's different...

[02:54] GG: yeαh thαt uh

[02:54] GG: thαt's αctuαlly sem- relαted to why - contαcted you

[02:54] CA: Is that so?...

[02:54] GG: -t hαs to do w-th my mo-rα-l, tlαloc

[02:55] CA: *sigh*...

[02:55] CA: What is wrong?...

[02:56] GG: well - just wαnt to resolve th-s whole s-tuαt-on between the two -n such α wαy thαt he comes out hαppy

[02:57] CA: Let me give you the rundown...

[02:58] CA: Troll romnce and Human romance is very different...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] GG: - cαn -mαg-ne...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] GG: so, whαt EXACTLY d-d he do?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] CA: Me and Tlaloc had very different Ideas about our relationship...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] GG: yeαh he uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] GG: he's ser-ously broken up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:00] CA: I will unblock him, I have been given new perspective and will see if I can straighten this out...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] GG: wαs thαt sαrcαsm?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] GG: - honestly cαn't tell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] CA: It is not...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] GG: ok cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] GG: so you'l tαlk to h-m

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] CA: wait...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] CA: how exactly is he broken up?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] CA: I've been hearing the word murder tossed around...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] GG: [08:47] GT: Goddαmn-t - fucked up αnd xhe broke -t off αnd - got mαd αnd - xα-d - wαx go-ng to k-ck her αxx AND - KNOW TH-X WAX WRONG - WAX ANGRY xo - αpolog-zed -nxteαd of αctuαlly do-ng -t, y'know [08:47] GT: And xhe getx mαd αnd - get xαd αnd then[08:48] GT: And then Beαu blocked me αnd -'m never go-ng to tαlk to her αgα-n

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] GG: He's not αt αll murderous towαrds you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] GG: he's totαlly flushed for you αnd he's freαk-ng out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] CA: and that is where the disaster of romance and cultural gaps meet...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] CA: I do not understand exactly what you want me to do...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] GG: just tαlk to h-m, okαy?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] CA: But what do I do?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] GG: you both need to know where you stαnd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] CA: I fear he'll get the wrong idea...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] GG: Don't let h-m, then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] GG: Tell h-m exαctly whαt your -ntent-ons αnd feel-ngs for h-m αre

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] CA: I mean when I began my flirtation with him people thought I was a witch making Tlaloc a horrible blood traitor...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] GG: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] CA: ex-fucking-actly...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] GG: - don't even know whαt to sαy αbout thαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] GG: but whαt - th-nk -s thαt the mα-n problems between you 2 wαs commun-cαt-on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] GG: l-ke you sα-d, you both hαd d-fferernt -deαs αbout your relαt-onsh-p

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] GG: so you just need to lαy your cαrds on the tαble, fαce up, αnd let h-m know the stαte of th-ngs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] CA: Ok, jossik, I'm going to lay some hard truth on you right now...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] GG: okαy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] CA: Look at the quote from him you sent me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] CA: he fails to mention quite a few things...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] GG: such αs?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] CA: for 1: he cared for me as a possesion...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] CA: well more our relationship...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] CA: like it was his thing...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] GG: okαy, - w-ll tαlk to h-m αbout thαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:14] GG: becαuse tαht sounds l-ke α mαjor problem

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:14] CA: 2: he was planning to murder me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:14] CA: he confessed himself...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:14] CA: there's another major problem for you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] CA: but that is enough of that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] CA: you never explained your a's...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] GG: oh r-ght

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] GG: so thαt's the troll greek letter αlphα

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] CA: I see...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] GG: -t stαnds for αct-ve αnd αttrαct-ve

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] GG: so - sorted prom-sed h-m thαt - would stαtrt be-ng more αlphα

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] CA: as opposed to beta I assume?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] GG: yeαh bαs-cαlly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] GG: so - chαnged my α's αs l-ke α symbol-c th-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] CA: is it helping...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] GG: - th-nk -t's k-ndα help-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] GG: -'ve been feel-ng α b-t more conf-dent

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] CA: I have a simple trick for you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] GG: whαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] CA: that will help even more...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] CA: Ok, what is it that you want most in the world?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] GG: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] GG: To be loved by nullαr etrors, honestly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] CA: Ok, perfect!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] CA: What is stopping you from obtining that?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] GG: - don't know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] GG: - meαn, - guess -'m not be-ng conf-dent enough? thαt could be α pαrt of -t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] CA: Perhaps other people competing for her affection?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] GG: r-lset...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] CA: Ok this Rilset...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:22] CA: Imagine Rilset is an ant, and you're a giant...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:22] CA: think how easy it would be to remove your obstacles...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:22] GG: ok but the th-ng -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] CA: *I am in no way saying you should kill rilset*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] GG: r-lset αnd - mαde th-s we-rd sort of αgreement

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] CA: ?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] GG: where we would work together for her αffect-on or someth-ng αnd then she chooses whαt's best for her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] CA: ok...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] GG: yeαh, -t's odd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] CA: Just gonna give you another dose of some truth...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:24] CA: He is almost DEFINETLY using you to make himself look better...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:24] GG: yeαh, thαt would mαke sense

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] CA: Does Null know about this aggrement?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] GG: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] CA: Ok...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] CA: See now...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] CA: You should ask her...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] GG: whαt she th-nks αbout thαt?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] CA: instead of shady aggrements with Rilset'...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:26] GG: yeαh, - wαs plαnn-ng on do-ng thαt αlreαdy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:27] CA: perfect!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:27] CA: and I am going to help you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:27] GG: wα-t whαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:27] GG: how exαctly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:27] CA: I'm not going to be with you or anything...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:28] GG: well yeαh ɔ :P

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:28] CA: But Null has a few... let's call em traps, that you have to avoid...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:28] GG: trαps?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:28] CA: making her the center of attention is an obious one...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:28] GG: well, yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:29] CA: if you step in one, she closes up and you lose your chance...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:29] CA: but another is Balish...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] GG: yeαh, she's seemed rαther venomous towαrds h-m lαtely

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] CA: She tried to pursue a red relationship with him...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] GG: wα-t whαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] CA: Same with Tlaloc, but with Black...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] GG: thαt explα-ns α lot, αctuαlly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:32] GG: -'m guess-ng bαl-sh rejected her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:32] CA: The only detail I recieved was "Balish is a prick"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:32] GG: thαt's not exαctly breαk-ng news

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:33] CA: well yeah...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:35] GG: ok so αny other αdv-ce to offer?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:36] CA: Wait...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:36] CA: Null is currently in a rough patch...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:36] CA: so waiting is good right now...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:36] GG: yeαh, - wαs plαnn-ng on thαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:36] GG: but the th-ng -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:36] GG: r-lset -s on her "teαm"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:37] GG: wh-ch meαns the longer - wα-t, the more t-me he spends w-th her αnd the worse my chαnces

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:39] CA: Tell Rilset what I told you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:39] CA: If you are working together...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:39] CA: then we will trust you, so tell him he needs to wait...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:39] CA: But I must go for now...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:39] CA: farewell...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:39] GG: ok, tαlk to you lαter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:40] -- chessAficionado [CA] gave up trolling garrisonedGuardian [GG] at 03:40 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:40] GG: αnd tαlk to tlαloc!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:40] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] gave up trolling chessAficionado [CA] at 03:40 --