07242018SorserVyllen

[11:12] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] began pestering gimcrackCarniifex [GC] at 23:12 --

[11:12] TA: hello my mustardy friend

[11:12] TA: oops wait

[11:12] TA: lemme turn quirks back on and restart

[11:12] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[11:12] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] ceased pestering gimcrackCarniifex [GC] at 23:12 --

[11:12] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] began pestering gimcrackCarniifex [GC] at 23:12 --

[11:13] TA: 777 hello my mus7ardy friend 777

[11:13] TA: 777 have you considered my generous offer ye7? 777

[11:13] GC: Oh god this douch3bag

[11:14] TA: 777 remembering your be77ers is a good firs7 s7ep 777

[11:15] GC: No. No I hav3n't. B3caus3 fuck you.

[11:16] TA: 777 I am wounded deeply by 7his my lemony friend 777

[11:16] TA: 777 bu7 I can ignore 7ha7 777

[11:16] TA: 777 a gen7leman looks over obvious shor7coming from people who jus7 don'7 know any be77er 777

[11:17] GC: Your3 lik3 that shit wh3n you 3at a bunch of l3afy gr33ns, gr33n. And awful.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] TA: 777 I believe your level of snarkiness could be your grea7es7 aspec7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] TA: 777 no7 7ha7 i7 is saying much 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] TA: 777 bu7 i7 is some7hing 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GC: Y3s. It is. Is th3r3 anything you want you littl3 shit stick?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] TA: 777 I wan7 your business of course 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] TA: 777 if I can make an abrasive ne'r-do-well like you appear cul7ured, sales will skyrocke7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] GC: ]==:|

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:24] TA: 777 7:D 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] TA: 777 now wha7 will i7 7ake 7o seal 7he deal wi7h you 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:26] GC: A larg3 sum of mon3y. All of your information. A nic3 kick to your g3nitals. And uh... All your hats.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] TA: 777 hmmm I have a be77er idea 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] TA: 777 how abou7 we play a gen7leman's game of chance 7o decide 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] TA: 777 if you win, I will cow7ail 7o your crude demands 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] TA: 777 bu7 if I win you will enroll ou7 of 7he goodness of your mus7ard-pumping bloodsac? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] GC: Ugh fin3.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] TA: 777 alrigh7 7hen 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] TA: 777 heads or 7ails 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] GC: Tails.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] has run coinflip.exe --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] has been produced with heads.jpg --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] TA: 777 oh will you look a7 7ha7! 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] GC: That's fucking rigg3d and you know it. Ch3at3r!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] TA: 777 now now now, my lemony appren7ice 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] TA: 777 i7 is unbecoming 7o accuse a gen7leman of underhanded 7ac7ics 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] GC: Mayb3 it's my fat3 to b3 stuck with a cunt lik3 you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:34] TA: 777 fa7e numbers luck 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:34] TA: 777 whichever you chose 7o believe in 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] TA: 777 bu7 because I am no7hing if no7 a expemplary gen7leman I propose an arrangemen7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] GC: Luck is fak3 Fat3 is slightly l3ss fak3. As that shit is in3vitabl3.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] GC: Go on th3n

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:36] TA: 777 I will no7 bo7her you wi7h my lessons, I will no7 hold you 7o 7he obviously high s7andards I hold 7he o7her s7uden7s 7oo 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] GC: Mhm. I am okay with this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] TA: 777 all I ask of you is 7o ac7 like a sligh7ly-less shi77y person from 7ime 7o 7ime and a77es7 7ha7 i7 is all 7hanks 7o my miraculous sys7em 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] GC: I'm only shitty towards you bab3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] TA: 777 somehow I doub7 7ha7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] TA: 777 bu7 in re7urn 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] GC: As long as you ar3n't both3ring m3 Im down.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] TA: 777 I will offer you access 7o my analy7ics 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] GC: Y3s. Y3s this is good.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] TA: 777 7hen we have an agreemen7 my fine fellow 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] TA: 777 bu7 a word of cau7ion 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] GC: Go on...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] TA: 777 if you expose 7his agreemen7 of ours, I will consider 7he offer null and void 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] TA: 777 and any analy7ics you access will be viewed as an acruemen7 of deb7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] TA: 777 and I assure you 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] TA: 777 I am ALWAYS 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] TA: 777 paid wha7 I am owed 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] GC: Pffft, I won't l3t things slip.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] GC: I am th3 most tight lipp3d of th3m all.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] GC: Look at th3s3 lipd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] GC: Iips

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] GC: What lips?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] GC: All I s33 is a thin lin3?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] GC: So tight.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] TA: 777 wonderful 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] TA: 777 I am glad 7ha7 even someone wi7h your level of in7ellec7 can see a good deal when presen7ed wi7h one 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:47] GC: ]==:|

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:48] GC: Y3s.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:49] TA: 777 well 7hen I will be off, my business par7ner 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:49] TA: 777 oh bu7 you should 7ake 7his jus7 in case 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:49] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] sends gimcrackCarnifex how7ono7beajackasscomple7e.ppt --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:50] TA: 777 con7ac7 me again when you need 7o see 7he numbers 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:50] GC: Y3ah sur3, what3v3r chump

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:50] TA: 777 good evening, Mis7er Mus7ard 7:D 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:50] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] ceased pestering gimcrackCarniifex [GC] at 23:50 --