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 -- galliardTartarologist [GT] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 20:19 --

 [08:19] GT: DAD.

 [08:19] GA: uh

 [08:19] GT: DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD OH MY GOD HI.

 [08:19] GA: hi to you too?

 [08:19] GT: OK, I should explain.

 [08:20] GT: IT'S ME.

 [08:20] GT: LILY.

 [08:20] GT: YOUR SUPER COOL DAUGHTER WHO IS KIND OF GROWING HORNS AND HAS NO EYES BUT THIS IS A MINOR SETBACK AND YOU ARE STILL MY DAD OH MY *GOD*.

 [08:20] GA: what?

 [08:20] GA: uh

 [08:21] GT: I'm your daughter!

 [08:21] GA: yeah i got that part

 [08:21] GA: growing horns and has no eyes? did jack get to you?!

 [08:21] GT: Ha.

 [08:21] GT: No.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:21] GA: oh, are you the libby kid i have?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:21] GT: YEAHHHHHHHHH.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:21] GA: oooooooh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:21] GA: whats up?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:22] GT: The ceiling, probably.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:22] GT: Thiago has confirmed, it is indeed the ceiling.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:22] GT: My powers of precognition are astonishing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:22] GA: oh, youre with that thiago guy?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] GA: i talked to him earlier, seemed nice i suppose

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] GA: i know his dad! we're total besties.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] GT: Yeah. He's actually typing this for me, because, y'know. No eyes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] GA: oh, right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] GA: hi thiago!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] GA: again!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] GA: are you in the game yet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] GT: Yeah! On my Land and everything!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:24] GA: cool! whats yours? and your title?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:24] GT: Charlatans and Ragtime and SEER OF FUCKING MIND.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:24] GT: I can hijack peoples' sight. It's wicked baller.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:25] GA: hahah cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:25] GA: i can go ghost

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:25] GA: and some other crap

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:25] GT: Eheheh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] GA: hahah man this is so cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] GT: I KNOW, RIGHT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] GA: wait, did you have me as a dad? ooh, how rich was i?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] GT: Pretty fucking rich.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] GA: aw yiss

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] GA: what was my job

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] GT: ACE HACKER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:27] GA: ...hacker? aw, lame.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:27] GA: not like, a mad scientist?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:27] GA: slash fashion designer?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:27] GT: Nah, mad science is more my department.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:27] GT: Also magic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:27] GT: Magic is apeshit bananas.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:28] GA: hahah i love magic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:28] GT: AW YISS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:28] GA: do you have a henshin pen yet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:28] GA: or a moon tiara?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:29] GT: What the hell is a henshin pen?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:29] GA: yoooooooooo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:29] GT: Acenia got a shipment of like a thousand 'magical girl pens'. They were SO FUCKING FANCY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:29] GT: I nabbed three. Hell if I know how they work.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:29] GA: have you not seen sailor moon, or, fuck, what was it, magica mari or whatever?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:29] GA: oh shiiiiit really?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:29] GA: dont use them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:29] GA: you gotta make sure you get the best one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:30] GT: There's like, a Black Panther-themed one. That seemed pretty neat.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:30] GA: i got one that makes me do justice. and one that makes me omniscient.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:30] GA: nah, youll get a real skimpy outfit i bet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:30] GT: I think that's kind of required to be magical girl.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:30] GA: here, ill give you the code for a blank pen, you should think about alchemizing it with your item of choice.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:30] -- galactoidArrival [GA] sends blankpencode.txt --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:30] GT: Aw fuck yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:31] GT: Haha, shit, I just remembered.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:31] GT: We have a slight problem.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:31] GA: hm?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:31] GT: I am currently very very very deep in grist debt.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:31] GA: thats a thing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:31] GT: And boondollar debt.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:31] GT: It is the worst.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:31] GA: how did you manage that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:32] GT: Fell afoul of the CURSED PUPPYPEOPLE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:32] GA: puppies? hahah cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:32] GT: No.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:32] GA: i had elves. and slugs.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:32] GT: Not cool.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] GA: my land was the land of salt and razors. it was okay i guess. very painful.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] GT: They steal everything that isn't nailed down.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] GA: hahah even better

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] GT: Anything that's nailed down? They steal the goddamn nails too.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] GA: you should steal everything too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] GA: klepto the fuck outta everything

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] GT: I'm planning to, because 'everything' includes all of my shit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:34] GA: you got your shit stolen? sucks, man. i got my stuff stolen too. and killed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GA: hahah, that was fun.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GA: also traumatic. dont go to prospit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GT: Can't. I'm Derse.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GA: or talk to people named jack. dont even associate with them.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GA: or the herald. fuck that guy too.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GT: Tooooo late.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GA: um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GA: what?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GT: Sami's kid. He's a dick.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] GA: she named her kid jack?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] GT: Yep. Apparently that's bad.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] GA: wait, is he green? is his color green? holy shit what the fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] GA: DONT GO NEAR HIM

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] GT: Nah, it's gray.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] GT: And I don't wanna. Fucker threatened to turn me in for dissection.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] GT: He isn't even on my team, chillax.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] GA: NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] GA: DO NOT GO NEAR JACKS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:37] GA: *EVER*.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:37] GT: Not even Jack Noir? He's cool. If stabby.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:37] GA: WHO THE FLIP IS THAT?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:37] GT: I'm part of his GANG.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:37] GT: So's Thiago, actually. 'Trumps Taggart'.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:37] GA: NO GET OUT OF THAT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:37] GT: Or, well, I guess I was? I'm pretty sure my dreamself's dead. I don't wake up on Derse anymore, anyways.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GA: LILY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GA: GET AWAY FROM JACKS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GT: OK OH MY GOD.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GA: JACK SMASHED BY BEST FRIEND TO *PULPY BITS* RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE, AND THEN SHOVED AN UMBRELLA DOWN MY THROAT AND EXPLODED MY INSIDES.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GA: DO NOT GO NEAR HIM/

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GT: Jesus Christ.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GA: EVER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:39] GA: lmao but then i hit him with a jar of piss in the final battle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:39] GA: it was great

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] GT: Pfffhahaha. Yeah, that sounds like you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] GA: yoooooo did i have that running gag there too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] GA: hahah sick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] GT: Among other things, yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] GA: hot pockets? lmao? gender... weirdness?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] GT: You know you locked down my computers and forced me to watch 5 hour long sex talks?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:41] GT: And then made me go around and ask everyone what their kinks are?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:41] GA: wow that sounds like a terribly uncomfortable thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:41] GT: Fair warning, when we meet up I might deck you in the face.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:41] GA: i would never do that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:41] GT: He's dead and you are the closest thing to him. It's a matter of principle.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:42] GA: if you deck me in the face ill deck you right back

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:42] GA: ill fight you m8

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:42] GT: You sware on yer mum?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:42] GA: swear on me daughter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:42] GT: Or that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:42] GA: yo wait you got the mavico hair?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:42] GA: spiky af?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:42] GA: hedgehog style?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:42] GT: Twink blood, man.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GT: I'm bald as fuck.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GA: hahah cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GT: I had this sweet-ass bob wig before Eric's goddamn horrorterror sprite stole it, though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GA: what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GA: someone prototyped a horrorterror?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GT: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GA: holy fucking shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GT: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:44] GA: thats. oh my god. okay do not go near any imps on his land. in fact dont ever go to his land.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:25] GT: He isn't on my team either, so we're fucking golden.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:25] GT: Also he's dead. Did I say that already?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:25] GA: wow, seriously?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:25] GA: he must be the new dean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:25] GT: Yeah. Died fighting tumbleweeds or something.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:25] GA: hahahahah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:26] GA: woooow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:26] GT: Right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GA: that has got to be one of the lamest deaths ive ever heard of

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GA: whos kid was he?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GT: Ugh, hell if I remember. Kate's, I think.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GA: kates main? oh my god, he was kate/kikate

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GA: how did he manage to die fighting with such badass genetics

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] GT: Ahaha. Thetz is gonna be all mopey.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] GA: what kinda name is that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] GT: Then again he was kind of a stupid shit so maybe she won't be.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] GT: Her actual name's Tethys.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] GT: Jack came up with the nickname and it kinda stuck.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] GA: what, like the titaness?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] GA: does she have a water theme or something?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GT: Don't think so? She's more of the badass bodyguard type.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GT: She set three guards on fire during our DARING HELICOPTER ESCAPADE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GA: smh who names their kid after a water titan when they arent even part fish like ryspor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GA: hahah dang thats cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GT: RIGHT?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GT: Oh man, no, but.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GT: Guess what I got to do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GA: throw piss on someone?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GT: Operate a fucking LASER CANNON, THAT'S WHAT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] GA: oh damn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] GT: IT WAS SO COOL.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] GA: how many people didja kill hahah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] GT: I DESTROYED A TURRET.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] GA: daaaaang that sounds awesome

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] GA: why were you guys helicopterin it up? land escapades?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] GT: Nah. We hijacked it to cause a distraction.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] GA: hahahah thats the best distraction omfg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] GT: RIGHT?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] GT: I came up with it!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] GA: fatherly pride high fiiiiiive yo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] GT: All the high fives.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] GT: All of them.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] GA: samis there, right? thats what thiago said earlier

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] GA: did she say why she didnt invite me?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] GT: She said you were asleep.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] GA: wha, pff, and she didnt wake me up?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] GA: damnit sami its socially okay to wake someone up for an adventure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] GT: It was kind of urgent, apparently.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] GT: They got sent by Libby to make sure I didn't die or something.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] GA: maybe i was ghosting at the time and she couldnt wake me up, actually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] GA: oh, dang, were you in trouble? is it about that debt?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:33] GT: Yeah, fucking Erisio slam-dunked me to the pavement.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:33] GT: I kid, he's the best.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:33] GA: hahah whyd he do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:33] GT: But also apparently has a really shit throwing arm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] GT: He was trying to punt me at Slim Pickins. We were chasing him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] GT: And by that I mean he was chasing him and I was geting a sweet piggyback ride.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] GT: Because, again, no eyes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:35] GA: piggyback rides are the best

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:35] GT: They are indeed the shit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:35] GA: howd you lose your eyes? or were you born with no eyes, through like, weird... ectoshit?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:36] GT: Can't tell you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:36] GT: Like, literally can't.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:36] GT: Fucking sucks.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:36] GA: oh, is it like, sami shit level?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:37] GT: Yyyyep.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:37] GA: dang, did a horrorterror do it? that sprite?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:37] GA: wait, you cant answer. whoops.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:37] GT: You're catching on, Watson.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:37] GA: uh, im clearly mary

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:37] GA: get it right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:38] GT: Nah, we already have a Mary.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:38] GA: dang

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:40] GT: You could be, like, Irene Adler or something?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:40] GA: ill settle for the police guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] GT: Good choice. You don't really have the curves to pull that off anyways.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] GT: Or at least I guess I don't think you do?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] GA: uh excuse you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] GA: i have all the curves

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] GT: I dunno, I've only ever seen this universe's version of you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] GT: And he was kind of, uh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] GT: Horizontally challenged, if you get my drift.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:42] GA: aw man, i cant believe i let myself go

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:42] GA: well, here i have +3 physique

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:42] GT: Aw sweet.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:42] GA: hold on lemme show you my modelling photoshoot i did with someone maybe like a year ago. maybe it was ryspor? was probably ryspor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GT: Oh, you two are buds?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:43] -- galactoidArrival [GA] sends model1.png model2.png and so on and so forth --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GT: Haha, I'm totally moirails with his son.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: (( theyre totally dina and doir modelling photos ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: aw dang thats awesome!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: we were moirails for a little while

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GT: Hot damn, you're a fine-ass lady, Dad.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] GA: thanks, im the best looking lady on this ship

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] GA: ryspor is a fine contender tho

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] GA: and i cant argue with meouets curves neither

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] GT: Oh my God, what is it with you and the Tezetis?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] GA: ryspor and i also dated for about a day! and then he dumped me for libby.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] GA: pretty sure he went to scarlet and like, chemically altered himself to fall in love with her? dick move.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] GA: or maybe asked her to ship them fiercely

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] GT: God damn, all right then.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] GA: your mom stole my ex </3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] GA: but now nate and i are dating, so its all cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] GT: She's not my mom.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GA: shes not? wait, but i thought the mystery person was her?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GT: She will never be my goddamn mom.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GA: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GA: did she disown you or something?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GA: or like call you gross for having my genes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GT: I disowned HER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GA: i always suspected she secretly didnt like me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GA: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] GA: why?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] GT: Sami-level shit again.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] GT: And yeah, she hates your guts.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] GA: goddamnit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] GT: Prolly why I'm technically Lily Aggaro now.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GA: what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GA: did she change your last name >:O

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GT: It's a little bit more in-depth than that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GT: Hang on, lemme get Thiago to take a pic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GA: dang, she knows i cant argue with legal name changes. crafty woman.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:48] -- galliardTartarologist [GT] sends hornsareabitch.png --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GA: ohhh i think i getcha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:49] GA: aw, so youre not technically part me any more?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:49] GA: thats fine. youve got the mavico SPIRIT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:49] GT: DAMN STRAIGHT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:49] GA: wait, why balish? doesnt she like ryspor now?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:49] GA: or oooooh shiiiiiit does she still love balish i mean we never really killed him did we ooooooooooooh man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:49] GA: scandal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] GA: yo no wonder jack tried to kill her what a dick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] GT: Yeah no she's totally fucking obsessed with our Balish.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] GA: yooooooooo i gotta tell ryspor before his heart gets broke

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] GT: She tried erasing his memory and now she's basically told us not to kill him ever even though he's a psycopathic mass murderer bent on killing all humans.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] GT: Because, you know. ~People can change~.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GA: wooooow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GT: Or be changed forcefully, in this case.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GA: hahahahah, fuckin called it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GA: knew she was totally evil all along

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GT: Oh yeah no she's totally evil.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GT: Also kind of insane?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GA: well that was pretty obvious

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] GT: You can shut your face.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:52] GA: yo but this is just lending more credit to the 'jack was good guy all along' theory

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:52] GT: I thought he was super dangerous and I can't ever go near him?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] GT: Oh nearly forgot you totally have another kid.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] GT: Besides me and Erisio, I mean.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] GA: huh?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] GA: wait, my other kid is the guy who threw you against the ground?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] GA: also, wait what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] GT: Mhm. He's definitely got the Mavico genes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] GT: Nice, if oblivious as hell.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] GT: He shot himself earlier.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] GA: oh dang is he okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] GT: Yeah, he's cool. Rubi healed him up.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] GA: phew, alright

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] GA: you almost have me a dad heart attack

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] GT: Ehehe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] GT: But yeah you totally have a third kid.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] GT: He's a sprite.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] GA: next time on i didnt know i was pregnant

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] GT: It's complicated.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] GA: how do i have a third kid?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] GA: why is everyone obsessed with my body and its genetic material

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] GT: Libby gave me his horn and I just sort of chucked it in my sprite.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GA: whered she get his horn? whos the father?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GT: Hell if I know. Think he's got some twink in him, though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GT: He's kind of a Dick.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GT: In that his name is Dick.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GA: aw crap

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GT: Dick Mavico is his actual name.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GA: hes totally half jack isnt he

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GA: also who named him wtf

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:57] GT: I dunno. His name's just Dick.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] GA: who named you? did i?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] GA: who named erisio? what kind of name is erisio?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] GT: Yeah, you named me, and I'm assuming either Rilset or Nullar named Erisio.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] GA: poor kid. null and i hated each other, i hope that didnt pass over to him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] GT: He seems pretty chill. He's on my team, so you can totally meet him when you get here.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] GA: aw yass

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GA: gonna give you both a stern fatherly hug

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GA: its gonna be such a heartfelt reunion

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GA: or

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GA: union

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GA: we'll be the best onion

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GT: It's funny because I'm pale and bald.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] GT: Or I guess kind of ashy-gray and bald now?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] GT: That sounds like a very sickly onion.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] GA: but do you have layers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] GT: We have a Leyers!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] GA: ew, wait, one of my children was raised by rilset and null?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] GT: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:01] GA: goddamn. i hope he isnt evil.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GA: rilset and scarlet just killed ryspor like the other day, or year

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GT: Apparently he's not a cannibal in this universe, though, so who knows.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GA: rilset eats my body all the time!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GA: because null gave him the code for my corpse!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GT: This Rilset is vegetarian, I think.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GA: what? but that goes against like, his whole religion.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GA: im pretty sure if he ate like, pumpkin pie, hed probably barf.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GT: Hey, I'm just reporting what I've heard.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GT: Also I'm pretty sure he and the Condesce had a thing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GA: ohhh shit do you guys have extended years of media

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GA: wHO WINS GAME OF THRONES

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GT: He calls her 'Maemae'.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GA: HOW DOES ORDER OF THE STICK END

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GT: Hell if I know and it hasn't.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GA: DID KATIA EVER GET QW THE LETTER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:03] GT: Or didn't.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GT: And no.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GA: goddamn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GA: i need to download all of those and more asap

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GT: Last I saw she was messing around with her powers and shit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GA: wait shit your planet was destroyed already wasnt it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GT: Yyyyyep.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GA: damnit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GT: I've got your computer, though. It's probably all on there still.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GA: ohhh shiiiiiit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] GA: i need all the files

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:05] GT: They're timelocked.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] GA: damnit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] GA: foiled again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:09] GT: Tell me about it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:09] GA: well, good thing i am a ~master hacker~ and thus can get into it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GT: Mm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GA: and by master hacker i mean i can literally hack the fabric of reality

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GT: Fancy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GA: thats how we won the final battle, actually, i made us all maenam and then there were millions of samis and maenams for some reason and the whole game crashed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GT: Wow.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:11] GA: i think kate was messing with time travel? idk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] GT: Oh damn, Kate's the Time player?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] GT: We've got a Prince, which is hella powerful apparently.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:13] GA: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:14] GA: hey, to help your debt problem, i might be able to have your negative values there to be positive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:14] GA: and then youll be rich!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:15] GT: Duuuuude, yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:15] GT: Do that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] GA: ooh, and maybe later we can get some fraymotifs for you, and some ultimate weapons and armor, and some other cool loot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] GT: Aw shit yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] GT: The others won't know what hit 'em.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] GA: whos with you guys? just sami?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GT: Maemae's here too.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GT: She's playing chess with her kids, I think?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GA: alright, i think she has a ton of grist from killing her denizen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GA: though she spent her boonies on fraymotifs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GT: She's a lot nicer than the Condy. Although the Condy gave me a scarf, so she gets points for that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GA: once i get there, we'll probably be able to take on your denizen after a bit of levelling you guys up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GA: condy?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GA: that her post self?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] GT: The Condesce.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] GT: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] GA: right, she was sposed to be the empress before the game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] GA: if we take on your denizen, yall get mad grist and boonies as well as shenanicite

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] GT: Sweeeet.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:19] GA: kate, maenam, rilset, and... maybe that was it? managed it, though they had help from the herald.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:19] GA: sami and i make pretty good tanks as well as i make for a good boss killer, dunno about maenam, hows your team in terms of stats?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] GT: Erisio has hella Athletics and Physique, Rubi's a decent healer, Darmok's the most hardcore tank I've ever fucking seen, Acenia's our resident Solid Snake, Thiago's good with swords, annnd Milly's just sort of there I guess.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] GT: She's got a pretty high Lore, I think.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: ah, perfect, you guys have a nice balance

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: yeah we'll defo be able to take on your denizen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GT: Sweetness.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: you dont *have* to but its the best way to get mad loot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: now, they also drop this stuff called shenanicite for everybody

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GT: Oh yeah, heard about that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: last time, we just kind of wasted this crap

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: dont tell anyone else about it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] GT: Everyone else kind of already knows.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] GA: damn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] GT: It comes from the bones of tricksters apparently?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] GT: Who knows what tricksters are.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] GA: i was gonna say, we could round it all up and put it to the best use

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] GT: 'Buffing the shit out of me'?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] GA: no, i was gonna say save it unless we need it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GT: Aw.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GA: but it is good for quick and easy rulebreaking

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GA: ie, putting mind at +5 so you can god tier

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GT: Haha, yes. I need that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GT: Want me some sweet jim jams.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GA: i dunno, its probably best for you to get there naturally

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GA: if you just cheat, you wont have learned anything along the way

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GT: But GOD TIER JIM JAMS AND AWESOME POWERS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GA: its this big page thing, trust me, its better to take the long route in the end

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:24] GA: youll be more powerful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:25] GT: But I'm a Seer.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:25] GA: ah, right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:25] GA: okay yeah youre pretty much fucked anyway seers suck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:25] GA: so lets go for it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:25] GT: Scuuuuuse you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:25] GA: dont use your shenanicite, though. swindle the really gullible people out of theirs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:26] GA: we can dupe all of them if we just say its radioactive and to give it to me, a god who is immune

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:26] GT: This sounds like a great and totally flawless plan.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:26] GA: totally

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:26] GA: we should probably give maenam one though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:26] GA: i kind of used her original one to god tier, and even if she got another later, she kind of deserves to be repayed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:28] GA: also one time i cut her arm off? it was to get her out of a trap, but still.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] GT: Haha, awesome.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] GT: Did she get a cool robot arm?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] GA: no, it was right before the final battle which she god tiered in

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] GA: ohhh right, i just remembered

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] GA: i put a hack on her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] GA: anyone in her party gets any buffs given to her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] GA: so we should remember to always buff her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:31] GA: i can probably get the rest of ya cool hacks too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:31] GT: Ooh, nice.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:01] GT: This pleases me greatly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:04] GA: so how you likin sami? shes totes my bestie. or was until i went a bit insane. but we're pretty much still besties.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:05] GT: Oh yeah, she's the fuckin' bee's knees.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:05] GT: I've kind of adopted her as my surrogate mom. Hope that's cool.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:05] GA: hahah cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:06] GA: yeah i think shes planning on momming the shit out of all of you anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:06] GA: also thats not what surrogate mother means

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:06] GT: Shooosh, it totally is.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:08] GA: well, sami is definitely a good mom choice.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:08] GT: Right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:08] GA: yo i want her to be my- whoops

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:08] GT: Oh man, dude. She is the MOST BADASS in this universe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:08] GA: man i totally forgot uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:08] GA: to find my mom

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:08] GA: not sure where she is, really

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:09] GA: oh well.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:09] GA: lmao we found nates dad and he was selling pork to pigs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:09] GT: Never really met any of your relatives in this universe. What was she like?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:09] GA: oh, she was like, uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:09] GA: tall? pretty tall. and totally obsessed with the occult. and cooking.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:09] GA: and a scientist!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:10] GT: Ooh, yes, cooking. Cooking is good.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:10] GA: and she had this wicked 50's haircut

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:10] GA: hmm, last i saw her, beau and i hit her with a table

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:10] GT: Man, she sounds a HELL of a lot like me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:10] GA: hah, you like cooking too?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:10] GT: Mm hmm. Kind of have to pick it up when the only other option is hot pockets.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:11] GA: yoooooo this ark has like, a free food machine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:11] GA: you can have any food you imagine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:11] GA: including fantasy food like butterbeer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:11] GA: its the best

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:11] GT: DUUUUUDE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:11] GT: Oh man, you made a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:12] GT: Tell me you made a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:12] GA: no, i didnt want to get back into alcohol

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:12] GA: ryspor did tho

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:12] GA: (i told him not to)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:12] GT: ((he totally did))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:12] GT: ((he got raging drunk and never ever spoke of the incident to anyone, ever))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:13] GA: hahah dont ask him about it he wont tell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:13] GT: Hahahaaa.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:13] GA: that was a fun night

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:13] GA: oh man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:13] GA: i just had the best idea for your henshin pen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:14] GA: null made a dragon one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:14] GT: (('doir...ijushwanyew tknow...that yer byootful. *paps face*'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:14] GA: but she never used it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:14] GA: (( EHEHEH ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:15] GT: (('yersho byootful and its fuckin stUPID htat i did that thing with scarlet cause. cause yer byootful. butidonwanafuckyuo? *eyes cross* i dunno. ith ink im crunk. drunk. fuck.'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:15] GA: (( 'ryspor youre tearing this family apart with your bad habits' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:16] GT: (('YOU CANT TEL ME WAHT 2 DO DAD'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:16] GA: (( 'im not your dad and i can tell you what to do bitch dont question me' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:16] GT: (('STUFF YER RIDLES UP YER ASS, Y'OLD FARTY...CAT...THING.'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:17] GT: (('CEPT YER A HUMAN NOW. DUNNO HOW YOU MANAGED THAT.'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:17] GA: (( 'i ascended to riddlegod tier' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:17] GA: (( 'i totally went on this huge adventure while you and your friends went on one now im the kinggod of egypt and greece' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:17] GT: (('dammit. *sulmps back* i. i knew this day would come.'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:18] GA: (( 'its okay, son.' *pats ryspor on the back* 'it was inevitable.' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:18] GT: (('yerrrrrfAEC IS INEVITABUBBLE.'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:19] GA: (( 'um excuse me dont you dare talk to your father that way you drunk bum im so disappointed in you go to your room young man' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:19] GT: (('dont know where it is. is this th'ark. i dunno. *giggles* we're in spaaaaec, doir.'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:20] GT: (('space. we're in me. bcuz i'm space.'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:20] GA: (( 'no we're not. we're not in space.' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:20] GA: (( 'we're in arkansas.' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:20] GT: ((shhhHSHSHSHSHSSSHHHNO.'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:20] GA: (( 'denial will get you nowhere in life, ryspor' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:21] GT: (('NOSHH.' *drunkenly attempts to teleport to his room and ends up 5 feet above the table, crashing down on top of it*))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:22] GT: ((*a small herring has also mysteriously appeared*))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:22] GA: (( 'now look what youve done youve ruined the table son its just one disappointment after another now help me farm the cows we have outside in our little arkansas farm' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:23] GT: (('ok.' *begins unsteadily fluttering towards the door, flapping a little too energetically and zooming up to the ceiling, floating there like a stray balloon*))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:24] GA: (( 'the fuck are you doing. ryspor youre drunk go home.' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:26] GT: ((*begins crying* 'it's trooooooooo.'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:26] GA: (( 'its fine. we all make mistakes. now, if you give me all of your boondollars, ill help you get tucked into bed safely, okay?' ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:26] GT: ((*sniffles* 'ok.'))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:27] GT: ((ryspor wakes up the next morning with a raging hangover and an empty pocket and immediately takes swift and exact revenge))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:27] GT: ((doir never tries to steal from ryspor again))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:27] GA: (( what was the revenge ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:28] GT: ((it's a noodle incident))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:28] GT: ((because i can't think of anything good))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:28] GA: (( cmon it has to be really bad for doir to never try to steal from him again ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:28] GT: ((well you'd know better than me what'd cow him))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:29] GA: (( hmmm ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:29] GA: (( yeah lets leave it a noodle incident lmao ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:29] GT: ((we have to leave this ooc chat in too))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:29] GA: (( obviously ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:30] GT: Oh holy shit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:30] GT: A dragon pen would the absolute most baller.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:30] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:31] GA: ...unfortunately, i only ever got *my* stuff back. not hers.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:31] GA: and she was like, dissected by jack or something.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:31] GT: Dammit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:31] GA: dont tell sami

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:31] GA: it would kinda... well, really hurt her.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:31] GT: She had a thing with Nullar?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:31] GA: no, but they were very close. like moirails.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:32] GT: Ohhh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:33] GA: i mean... i wanted to tell her, she should really know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:34] GT: But, yeah, she's in kind of a bad place right now.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:34] GT: All mopey. Can't blame her, though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:34] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:35] GT: She's had to do some fucked-up shit. Plus apparently she indirectly doomed her son?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:36] GA: damn, really?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:36] GT: Yeah. She did some thing and that doomed Darmok or something. I ain't too clear on the deets.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:39] GA: dang

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:39] GA: shes been through way too much shit, dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:39] GA: one time i burned her dreamself alive in front of her? granted, i was waaaaay off the deep end at the time, but still.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:39] GA: that was terrible of me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:39] GT: Oh yeah, I heard about that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GA: yeah it was... maybe trying to attack us?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GT: We've all done stupid shit, man.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GT: Haha, really?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GA: yo you got nothing on the stupid shit ive done

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GA: yeah jack tiktokked it up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GT: I think I've got you beat, man.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GT: Trust me on this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GA: and it was just sort of there and animatronic and we were on a time limit, so i set it on fire

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GA: and then i set jossik on fire.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GT: Hot damn.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GA: heheh. nah i dont regret it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] GA: oh, and then i got all of my elves who i had just saved killed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:41] GT: A+ job there.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:41] GA: yeahhh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:41] GA: and i lost my virginity to the big bad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:41] GA: possibly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:41] GA: kinda fuzzy on the details there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:41] GA: we were just friends.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:42] GT: Well, I lost my virginity to a person I'd just met, so, y'know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:42] GT: Although maybe that didn't count?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:42] GT: Who the hell know,s it was sexual enough for me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:42] GA: hahahahah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:42] GA: wait. who was it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:42] GA: are you still with them?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:42] GA: are they a good person?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:43] GT: Mari. Dean's kid. You made me ask around for peoples' kinks, and Mari took that to mena hands-on experimentation.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:43] GT: I had a hornjob before I had horns.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:43] GT: It was INSANE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:43] GT: I've...just got a moirail right now.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:44] GT: I used to have a matesprit, but...it's kind of impossible for us to be together now.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:44] GT: Shit happened. Can't talk about it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:44] GA: ew, you lost your virginity to deans kid?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:44] GT: Oh, you shush. She's cool.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:44] GT: Even if her dad's a traitor to humanity technically.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:45] GA: yooo what a parallel, he was a traitor to all of us too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:45] GA: he tried to join jack, but jack killed him in like five minutes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:45] GT: Yeah, he totally defected to the trolls.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:45] GT: He had a kickass helicopter, though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:47] GA: do you still have it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:47] GT: Probably got lost with the base.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:48] GA: aw

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:49] GT: Yeah, it's a shame. It was the one with laser cannons.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:51] GA: too bad you didnt get the code, you could totally alch up a new one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:51] GT: No grist, remember?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:51] GT: I be flat broke, Daddy-O.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:51] GA: oh, right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:51] GA: gosh, ive been a dad like an hour and im already getting you out of debt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:52] GA: feeling the burn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:52] GT: Least you don't have to set aside college money.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:53] GA: and student loan debt money

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:54] GT: Not to mention a car.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:54] GT: Though I still want a car.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:54] GA: yoooo we had a car adventure once

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:54] GA: on nates land

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:54] GA: we still have some cars

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:54] GA: though unfortunately my car was destroyed like five minutes into the race

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:54] GT: Aw man.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:55] GT: You should give me the best car.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:55] GA: i cant, libby or the horrorterrors or something totally stole my existence bomb car

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:55] GT: Man, she's such a killjoy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:55] GA: i know right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:55] GA: i mean, i was only going to destroy all of existence. god.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:56] GT: Yes, how dare she stop you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:56] GA: ive still got some other cars though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:56] GA: lets see... the arbitrixmobile, the moonshine arbitrixmobile, the rootin tootin shootin moonshine arbitrixmobile, the noble hunters buggy... i lost the boom buggy, and the chime of the apocalypse isnt even a car its just a bell on wooden scaffolding.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:57] GA: the moonshine arbitrixmobile came with a banjo, and the rtsmamobile came with a banjo and shotguns

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:59] GA: ryspors car made an evil clone who stole libby away from him lmao

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:35] GT: The moonshine srbitrixmobile sounds tempting. If only because banjo.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:35] GT: Banjo cannot be beaten.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:36] GA: mhm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:36] GA: vyllen contacted me and ive adopted him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GT: HAHAHA.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GT: Oh man, how'd he get your handle?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GA: dunno

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GT: He fucking HERO WORSHIPS you, dude, oh my God.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GA: im explaining alchemy and giving him tons of codes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GA: hahah cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GT: We actually met at a hacking convention you dragged me to.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GT: We've been buds for yeeeeears. He's cool.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:38] GA: heheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:38] GA: he's officially in the mavico clan

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:38] GA: what are our ranks now?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:38] GT: Hmmm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] GA: doir, lily, erisio, vyllen?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] GA: dick?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] GT: Erisio's probably a private. He doesn't have the hair.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] GT: Vyllen's got a sweet 'fro, though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] GT: Dick is bald and also a sprite, so yeah, he's probably on bottom.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] GT: You're the clan matriarch, obviously.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] GA: obviously

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:40] GA: youre second in command

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:40] GT: Fuck yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:40] GA: youre bald but youve got the fire of a mavico in your heart, i can tell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:40] GT: It burns deep within my soul, yea verily.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:40] GA: oh duuude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:40] GA: he just said lmao

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:40] GA: it was meant to be

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:40] GT: Oh MAN.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:40] GT: HE WAS A MAVICO IN DISGUISE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:41] GT: Man, I dated him for a bit. Now I feel incestuous.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:41] GA: hahahah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:41] GT: Oh God, I just realized.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] GT: Sami adopted Rubi because she's Beau's kid, and also me. Rubi's dating Vyllen. Vyllen's a Mavico now. Vyllen's dating his half-sister.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] GA: hahahahah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] GT: I give up on trying to chart this bullshit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] GA: sami isnt a mavico though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] GA: she refuses to partake in our festivities

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] GT: Pff. Lame.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] GA: ikr

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] GA: we should convince her to join

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] GT: Yessss.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:43] GT: We should make pamphlets or something.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:43] GA: go to her house in like, suits, and tell her about the word of lmao

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:43] GT: Our bible shall be TV Tropes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:43] GA: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:44] GA: oh, hey, i just remembered

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:44] GT: I had Erisio read the Evil Overlord List, so he's got a basic briefing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:44] GA: i got like a bluetooth headset in alchemy once? you could probably use it!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:44] GT: Oh dude, YES.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:44] GT: I NEED THAT SHIT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:44] -- galactoidArrival [GA] sends hammer bluetooth headset code.txt --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:44] GT: BUT NO GRIST.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:45] GA: get thiago to make it for ya

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:45] GT: I was about to say, yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:45] GA: oh! and heres a mind triangle.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:45] -- galactoidArrival [GA] sends mind triangle code.txt --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:45] GT: Sweeet. What's it do?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GA: thatll boost your mind if you use it, but if youre only +1 mind

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GA: and you can use it for alchemy later to make your ultimate weapon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GT: Haha, well, guess who's +1 Minnnnd?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GA: beyonce?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GT: Yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GT: Beyonce is all of us.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GA: rip in peace

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:47] GT: She will rise from the dead as Mavico Jesus, don't worry.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:47] GT: THE BEY DIED FOR YOUR SINS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:47] GA: hallmaoyah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GA: here take all of my shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GA: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GA: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GA: thiago cant get all of my shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GA: sorry thiago. youre not in the clan.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GA: ill send you all of my inventory codes when hes outta here.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GT: I'll get Erisio to read 'em to me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GA: yeeee

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GT: (3=>:|)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:49] GA: ask ryspor for all of his crap if you want it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:50] GA: oh man. this is like the best day ever.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GT: RIGHT?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GA: my clan has increased by like, 400%

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GA: i cant wait to meet you and erisio in person!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GA: and vyllen! though thatll be further, since hes on another team.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GT: Me neitherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, oh my God.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GT: This is the best.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GA: though, movement through the matrix hackworld is instantaneous...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GT: Man, I wish this universe's Doir was here. I have a burning desire to know what would happen if the two of you met.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GA: aw shiiiiit did i die?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GT: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GA: howd i go?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GA: did i burn to death in my own stupidity?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GT: You pulled a goddamn heroic sacrifice on me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GA: oh shiiiiiiiiiiit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GA: how dramatic was it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GT: Pretty fucking dramatic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GA: im so sorry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GA: that mustve been rough :(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GT: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GT: Yeah, it kind of was.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GA: well, if it makes you feel any better, im probably too terrible of a person to do anything heroic!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GT: No. Bad. Stop that right now.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GT: No one is allowed to call you a horrible person but me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GA: what about sami?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:58] GT: Sami gets a pass, if only because she's been calling you a horrible person like, my whole fucking life. It'd be weird if she WASN'T.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:58] GT: Of course, she's been doing it Sami-style, which usually means coming over and berating you on your eating habits.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] GA: yeah, uh, but theres a difference between 'eating badly' and 'literally becoming a sociopath'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] GT: Sami still gets a pass, because she usually knows when to slap your shit silly and uses her power wisely.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] GA: i dont think shes ever slapped me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] GA: my sami, i mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] GA: well, she probably has a couple times

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] GA: yeah actually i get slapped by my friends pretty often

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:01] GT: Thought that might be the case.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:02] GT: You have a very slappable personality.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:02] GA: first of all how dare you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:03] GA: second of all,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:03] GA: how dare you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:05] GT: God damn it, Dad.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:06] GA: no cursing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:06] GA: its bad for your colon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:07] GT: Mm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:12] GT: But seriously, you got on a lot of people's nerves, man.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:12] GT: Mine included.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:12] GA: well, the nerves are where the mind is housed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:12] GT: I told you about him locking down my computer to force me to watch 5 hour sex talks, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:13] GT: Because I don't think that can be stressed enough.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:13] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:13] GA: im not sure why i would do that. then again, maybe your sex education in school was sub-par.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:13] GA: the education system has always been lacking.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:14] GT: I'm pretty sure you did it 'for the lulz', as they say.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:14] GA: probably

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:17] GT: Actually, yeah, no, you DEFINITELY did it for the lulz.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:17] GA: yeahhhh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:18] GA: okay, i think im gonna go take a bath, maybe go to starbucks.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:19] GA: later, lily! daughter! heheh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:19] GT: Later Doir! Dad! Who's also my age! That's gonna be really fucking weird.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- galliardTartarologist [GT] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 18:20 --