110114DoirErisio

 -- gardeningCatastrophe [GC] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 22:48 --

 [10:49] GC: After a bit of downward shimmy, Erisio reaches the floor and heads to Dina

 [10:50] GC: "Hey Dadmom, we should talk!"

 [10:50] GA: "hi, sure." Dina pauses her game. "'sup?"

 [10:52] GC: "well like, you*re my dad, and this is the first time meeting in person"

 [10:54] GA: "oh, uh, yeah. hello, son, how was school today?"

 [10:54] GA: "your mother and i are very proud of you."

 [10:54] GA: "catch! clean your room! hi hungry, im dad!"

 [10:55] GC: "I went to jail, ate a rotten apple, got a pipe, then accidentally got shrunk"

 [10:56] GA: "what crime did you do? hahah, was it arson?"

 [10:57] GC: "I dont know"

 [10:57] GA: "what, you didnt even do a crime?"

 [10:57] GA: "aw thats bullshit what a corrupt government you should have killed the prosecutor"

 [10:58] GA: "who put you in jail ill beat em up"

 [10:58] GC: "I woke up in there"

 [10:58] GA: "oh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:58] GC: "I think I was kidnapped"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:59] GA: "dang, dude. thats rough."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:59] GA: "was it by dersiiiii- wait a minute, i wonder if there's another scarlet and another herald in your session..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:59] GC: "What are you doing here?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:59] GA: "huh? what do you mean?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:00] GA: "like... metaphysically?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:00] GC: "I showed up and you were all here"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:00] GA: "oh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:00] GA: "the white queen asked us to investigate a black part of prospit covered in expanding fog"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:00] GA: "when we got there, we found you and thiago"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:02] GA: "er, she sent portals out to all of us somehow. wait, i dont think shellheads can make portals...?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:03] GC: "Maybe Queens are magical"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:03] GA: "eh, libby threw us a thanksgiving and a christmas party. maybe this is for halloween. im not sure what month it is, though."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:03] GA: "im magical~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:05] GC: "Cool! I*m sciencal!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:05] GA: "me too!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:06] GC: "I*m MORE sciencal!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:06] GA: "i wrote multiple un-peer-reviewed articles on troll and human cuuulture, and the physics of this reality, and on hacking and the matrixverse... im super sciencal."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:06] GA: "also, both of my kids are scientists. that makes me a super scientist."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:07] GA: "but im very proud of you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:10] GC: Erisio actually slighlty swoons

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:10] GA: "hahah, dont fall over there. what kinda science do you do?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:11] GC: "Botany!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:11] GA: "cool! breeding, or general plant studies, or experimentation of artificial applications of plant functions?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:11] GA: "

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:13] GC: "All"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:13] GA: "that is. so cool."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:13] GC: "No plant left unturned"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:13] GA: "youre like the plant whisperer"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:13] GC: "Literally!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:13] GC: "I can also talk to them"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:14] GA: "i can talk to plants too, but i dunno if they listen. most of rilsets usually just growl at me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:14] GA: "or do you mean..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:14] GA: "A SUPERPOWER?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:14] GC: "Papa*s plants don*t like me much"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:14] GC: "Yeah I guess"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:14] GA: "ohhhhh my god that is awesome"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:14] GC: "Don*t you know anything about troll-based psychic and mental abilities?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:15] GC: "Haven*t you been with trolls for like... sweeps?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:15] GA: "null had one that let her sense where other people were... and nobody else had any."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:15] GA: "but i did gather lots of info on them from the trolls."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:15] GC: "Yeah, Mom*s power is sooo cool"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:15] GA: "never heard of plantokinesis, though. or planto...pathicy?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:16] GC: "Dude! THere are like... SO many cool ones!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:16] GC: "Vyllen over there is my bro, and he can talk to machines!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:16] GA: "cool plants, or cool powers?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:16] GC: "BOTH!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:16] GA: "ohhhh that guy is vyllen?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:17] GA: "i adopted him!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:17] GC: "Yeah, son of Vejant and Nullar"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:17] GA: "yeahhhh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:17] GA: "yknow, i was reading through some of my old logs from my game to refresh my memory, and i actually remembered how cool null was a lot of the time."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:18] GA: "i mean, nobodys perfect- after all, if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldnt have hot dogs- but she was pretty chill. and wrote erotic fanfiction about sami and beau once, heheheh."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:19] GC: Erisio seemed happy about talking about Null, but he seemed a little weirded out at the fanfic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:19] GC: "Who writes fanfiction about The Late Queen of all Humans and The Colonel Heston?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:20] GA: "oh, uh, she wrote it about sami the kid and beau the kid."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:20] GC: "Definitely not the coolest troll on either planet!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:20] GC: "Oh, youngins"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:20] GA: "i think shed be proud of you, though. she really liked plants and the color red too."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:21] GA: "i bet shed think your power was the bees knees"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:22] GC: "R-Really?" Erisio looks very happy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:23] GA: "yeah, of course!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:26] GC: Erisio sort of shuffles forward and hugs Dina. Because of the size difference, he does not amount to much

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:26] GA: "d'aww. that is so cute both because of how tiny you are and because you are my son."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:27] GA: "you're on sami's team right? are you and sami getting along well so far?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:27] GC: "She is very nice!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:28] GA: "well, she might have told you, but she and null were really close once. and she knows null better than i do, and she'd know what null would want. so if you really want to know more about your mother, you should go to her."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:29] GC: "O-Oh ok! I will!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:30] GA: "oh! i almost forgot." Dina takes out her phone and goes to an old picture. "this is a selfie i took with her while i was enslaved on derse, and this-" she swipes to the next pic "- is a selfie we took on loaaf. ill send them to you!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:31] GC: Erisio looks at his phone as the pictures load

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:32] GC: He actually starts to cry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:32] GA: "crying... good thing?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:33] GC: He nods quickly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:33] GA: "ah. i dont usually do that! thats nice."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:37] GC: He hugs DIna again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:37] GA: "hahah. still cute. like a baby puppy."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:38] GC: "Th-Thank you"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:39] GA: "no problem, kiddo! emotional support isnt usually my strong point, but i am totally rockin it today."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:42] GA: "anything else you need? money for gas, maybe?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:46] GC: "Well, I need a few extra feet, maybe a few inches"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:46] GA: Dina gives him a shoe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:47] GA: "happy birthday"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:48] GC: "Are you trying to swat me"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:48] GA: "no you asked for some feet"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:49] GC: "And inches!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:50] GA: She gives him a ruler.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:50] GA: "happy quanza

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:50] GA: "

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:53] GC: "Damnit"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:56] GA: "once we fix you, i can give you some stuff too!" Din takes out a mind triangle. "i couldnt use this for months!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:56] GA: *Dina

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:56] GC: "A triangle?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:57] GC: "Dont you just... hit the triangle?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:57] GA: "a *mind* triangle. it enhances your mind abilities."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:57] GC: <:O

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:57] GA: "and i couldnt use my powers until i god tiered."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:57] GA: "so it was useless to me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:57] GC: "Is that gonna happen to me too?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:57] GA: "no, no, youre a thief. that was only cause im a page."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:59] GC: "I wonder if I can like"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:59] GC: "learn things"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:59] GC: "With *powers*"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:59] GA: "oh, of course! i know pretty much everything about mind now."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:59] GA: "i was trained in it for five years!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:59] GC: "Woooooah"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:59] GC: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:00] GC: "Dude I have like"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:00] GC: "The coolest dad ever"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:00] GA: "nah way, i have to coolest kid ever!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:01] GC: "So cooool"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:03] GA: "oh man. this is such a great day. i get to go through a haunted house solving cool mysteries with my son at our first meeting, i have to thank the white queen when we get outta here."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:03] GA: "hopefully i can just go back with you to your team!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:04] GC: "Oh yeah! You*re supposed to be on our team but you were asleep when Sami and Maenam got sent down"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:05] GA: "actually, i was in ghost-mode. but they shoulda given me some notice beforehand!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:06] GC: "Well it doesn*t matter, you*re here now!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:07] GA: "yeah! and once we get out of here, i can meet up with lily, too! and we can form one big happy family!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:08] GC: "Yay! I know she*s super duper excited to meet you! She*s super cool too!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GA: "im really nervous! what if she ends up not liking me, but you like me, and then, like, we cant be a big happy family? thatd be terrible!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GC: "Dude, she*s gonna like you"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GC: "She loves you! You*re her dad!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:11] GA: "i dunno man. she said she was gonna punch me in the face."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:11] GA: "and i only ever fed her hot pockets!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:16] GA: "okay you gotta be like. right next to me when i meet her. and we gotta like. coordinate. hold my hand and ready some gauze or something incase she breaks my nose."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GC: "Nah dude, she loves you!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GA: "well you cant blame me for bein a bit nervous like gosh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:18] GC: "Trust me, it*s gonna be fine"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:18] GA: "okay. yeah, no, youre right, itll be fine."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GA: "im past the days of making an utter fool of myself at first impressions."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GC: "I*ll be on stand by with tissues for the tears of joy"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GA: "good son."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GA: "we make a great team."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GC: "Hehehehe"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:22] GA: "well, meeting you was great, erisio. you are truly a great gift to the world from my ectoloins."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:23] GA: "by the way, did you go through a smoking room with your team?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:24] GC: "Yeah! I raided a box, and merrow took all the wine"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GA: "okay, which number door did you go through?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GC: "We went though door Number 1"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GA: "...we came in through door number 1?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GC: "Ghosts"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GC: "Oh also I found an ivory pipe!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:26] GA: "whats it do?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:26] GC: "Idk"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:26] GA: "well, uh, okay"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:26] GA: "anyway, we went through door number 2 and came to this room. you should go back through the tiny door to the smoking room, and go through door 2."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:27] GC: "We can try"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:31] GC: "I wonder if these apples and pipe will make for cool alchmizations"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:32] GA: "oh, probably. ive made some pretty nifty stuff with random items i found using alchemization."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GA: "hey, speaking of alchemization, you should teach the rest of this team about it if they don't already know."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GA: "its really, really useful, and you can even make endgame weapons with it!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] GC: "Nice! Anyway, I think I*m gonna sleep, night dad"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:38] GA: "oh, uh, me too. night erisio."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:38] GA: (( http://prntscr.com/51uqsu ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- galactoidArrival [GA] ceased pestering gardeningCatastrophe [GC] at 00:38 --