071314tethyseddy

[10:25] -- gallionicAcrobat [GA] began pestering calligraphicGuitarist [CG] at 22:25 --

[10:26] GA: | Hello. |

[10:26] CG: Hmm?

[10:26] CG: Oh hello.

[10:26] GA: | My name is Tethys. I was looking through the chumlist, this handle looked interesting enough. |

[10:26] CG: Interesting? How so?

[10:27] GA: | Calligraphic and Guitarist? You must have some skill. |

[10:27] CG: I can play a guitar and I read a lot.

[10:28] GA: | Okay. |

[10:28] CG: What about you? You jump around galliantly?

[10:29] GA: | I live in a palace and I do parkour. |

[10:30] CG: Par core?

[10:31] GA: | Par-kour: Noun: The activity or sport of moving rapidly through an area, typically in an urban environment, negotiation obstacles by running, jumping, and climbing. |

[10:32] CG: Oh like in those platforming video games. I only play Real time strategy and turn base.

[10:32] CG: But I imagine that they're great activities.

[10:32] GA: | Yes, very fun and healthy. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] GA: | I don't play videogames that often. More of a movie person, really. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] CG: Movies? Which ones?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] GA: | Action movies. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] CG: That brutish entertainment?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] GA: | That's definitely a word for it. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] CG: I'd like to see them battle against scaled dragons and a few monstrous tentacle beasts.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] CG: All that shooting and punching people and what not - -

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] CG: Total bullshit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] GA: | Yeah, I'm sure they could beat up any of those things. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] CG: Yeah Yeah I'm sure I'm sure.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] CG: I don't do much movie watching. If I want entertainment, I read a book.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] GA: | You're not one of those nerds who pretends they're better than everyone else just because they have some sort of 'intellectual taste', are you? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] CG: No. I'm a person who plays real time strategy games and chess and read novels while sharpening my analytical sense.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] CG: I also play a Fatal Live Action Role Play that does in fact put my life in jeopardy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] GA: | Sounds nerdy. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] CG: In cnid ib.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] GA: | Sounds gibberishy. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] CG: Oh sorry, got a bit frustrated.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] GA: | I didn't catch your name, by the way. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] GA: | Not that names really mean anything online anyway. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] CG: Just call me Eddy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] GA: | You a human, then? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CG: I live with a human mother.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] GA: | Really? But you're a troll? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:41] GA: | I assume you are a troll because you didn't outright answer the question. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:41] CG: well alright.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:41] CG: If you say so.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:41] GA: | You're a troll if I say so? What a peculiar existence. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] CG: It's all about perspective.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:43] GA: | ...Being a troll? Who are you, Schrödinger's cat? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GA: | Are you a human on the weekends or something? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] CG: No but it would make for an interesting experiment.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] GA: | So, troll or human in a quantum state of uncertainty, are you on the side of the humans, or the trolls? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] GA: | Not that I would dislike you for being the enemy, but, I probably shouldn't be talking to you if you are. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] CG: You want the honest answer?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] GA: | Sure. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] CG: You ever hear of half-breeds?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] GA: | Once or twice. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] CG: and your thoughts?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] GA: | That your mom must've shagged a troll. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] GA: | I've heard the argument against them existing that it's biologically impossible. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] GA: | But science isn't my forte. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] CG: Then best not question how science works and think 'it just happens'.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] GA: | That's what I usually do. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] CG: Good then.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] CG: Now just to put it in perspective, my full name is Edward Malloy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:52] GA: | Interesting for a guitarist who reads a lot. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] CG: This coming from a platforming movie lover living in a royal household.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] CG: Still, it's quite the place to have that occupation. Must be quite the challenge to explore every bit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] GA: | Yeah, I'm the daughter of the Empress' bodyguard, Kikate Nagisa. It can be interesting at times. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] CG: Kikate Nagisa? I think I heard that name in the records... My mom orders history books for me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GA: | I think I've heard the name Malloy somewhere before too. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GA: | Did your mother write any novels that guards around the troll palace might idly talk about? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] CG: Mystery novels. Perhaps you heard of Aura Malloy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] GA: | Rings a bell, definitely. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] GA: | Not much of a book person, though. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] CG: That's my mom. And my father is Jossik Katarn.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] GA: | Also sounds like a name I know from somewhere. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] GA: | Probably from all of this eavesdropping I do. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] CG: Eavesdropping? Hanging from a banner or a chandeleer while parkouring?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] GA: | ...What? No, listening in on the conversations of others. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] GA: | Guards talk about all sorts of stuff. The job is a bit boring. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] CG: At least you get to play knight if you wanted to. I only get to play knight in my FLARPing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] GA: | No, I don't get to do any fighting except on dummies. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] GA: | Lots and lots of dummies to fight. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] CG: Oh I don't think the guards there are that stupid...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] GA: | Not them. Training dummies. Fake people to fight. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] CG: Bleh. Well hopefully you can get a shot eventually.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] CG: I heard from someone that SGrub was coming out. Something about a virtual reality game.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] GA: | Virtual reality? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] CG: That's all I know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] CG: It's skeptical.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] GA: | It can't be virtual *and* reality. It has to be one or the other. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] GA: | It should make up it's mind. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] CG: It means you get to feel like you're in the game.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] GA: | I'll look into it. Maybe it'll be fun. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] CG: Maybe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] GA: | Well, I'll sign up for the beta, at least. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] CG: I really don't want to miss out on this, but I'll have to talk it over with my mother and have her send word to my father.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] GA: | I should be able to get it on my own. I'm at that age that humans are adults. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] GA: | 18 years, I think. Or was it 21? Math isn't my best subject. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] CG: Whatever you say. The easiest math one can handle is one plus one is two.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] GA: | I've got training now. I'll talk to you later, Eddy. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] CG: Thanks. Seeya.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] -- gallionicAcrobat [GA] ceased pestering calligraphicGuitarist [CG] at 23:17 --