022014doirnull

 [01:53] GA: Doir strolls down a hallway, whistling inconspicuously.

 [01:53] GA: But he's kind of shit at whistling.

 [01:53] AG: Nullar is having a conversation with her eyeball computers, so she would have comically walked into him if she didn't also possess a sense of hearing as well. Darn. "Human Doir," she greets him coolly.

 [01:54] GA: "troll null, hey, word around the street is that you've got people keepin secrets from you"

 [01:55] AG: Null actually looks flabbergasted. "Wow, that's, like, a bold opening line. You among others, yeah. What are you talking about this time in particular."

 [01:56] GA: "well, i never agreed to keep this a secret, and in fact, i dont even think im supposed to know about meouet. fell into her recuperacoon one day. was kinda messy. anyway, do you *really* wanna know her handle?" Doir grins the evil grin of a businessman.

 [01:58] AG: Null is Really Unimpressed by his antics, and shows this by crossing her arms. "Balish is going to get me in contact with her. Why. And besides, I think I'd rather know why my partner is giving you 'hacking lessons'."

 [01:59] GA: Doir loses his smile. "aw shit, he knows about that? and he's giving me lessons? fuuuuuuu-liiiip."

 [01:59] AG: Null purses her lips.

 [02:00] GA: "man, i only told like, two people, and i only did it once, fuck jack, is he going to kill me? shiiiiit."

 [02:00] AG: "Did what, Doir."

 [02:02] GA: "hacked, i got a 'backdoor' hack a little while ago and maybe i shouldnt have but i used it not too long ago and i got my dead dreamself all the way across the incipisphere and made a tron bike and turned a hammer to jpeg artifacts, ugh i cant believe jack knows."

 [02:03] AG: "Well, he didn't mention murdering you, just teaching you. He invited me along, actually," she says, and doesn't seem very pleased about the idea.

 [02:03] GA: "oh really? cool, maybe he can get you a hack too and the three of us can run around wearing tron suits and firing pixelly guns at imps"

 [02:04] AG: Nullar only gets about half of those references. "Ah, sure, if you say so. Hacks seem to be fairly dangerous, though. He barely recognized me when I messaged him because of some hack he did."

 [02:06] GA: "hm, well, messing around with dangerous things sounds fun, but..." Doir pauses for a moment. "why is he teaching me? he's said he hates me, also knows i hate him, and i want revenge, and he's talked about how i did something super evil when he stole my time a lot..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:07] GA: "what the hell is his motive?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:07] AG: Null shrugs. "He said you were his hate friend but also that he used the term friend lightly. So far as I can tell his only motives so far are entertaining himself, and entertaining us. As he is a 'god to us insects and it's his duty' or some shit." /////:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:09] GA: "hate friend? is that a thing? ooh, this is probably my fault, i inquired about whether he was hate-courting me or not a little while ago, ahah, and he said he could feel neither love nor hate"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:09] GA: "oh, um, shit, but, i bet he feels love for you, ahah, um"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:10] AG: |:<<<<

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:10] AG: "Now, before you dig that fucking hole any deeper, there was a handle you were dying to give me wasn't there," she says, taking a menacing step toward him with her teeth bared.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:11] GA: Doir begins backing away. "yeah i was gonna ask for all of my stuff and then set up an elaborate thing so it didnt look like i gave it to you because libby hates me enough already but you said balish will give it to you so uh, i gotta run, bye"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:12] AG: "Doir I will chase you down through this hive and rip your throat out with my TEETH," she promises him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:13] GA: "aaaahahah, well, um, are you gonna force me to give it to you so i have no choice and am therefore not at fault?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:13] GA: "i mean couldnt you just swipe samis phone and check her chumroll or something"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:13] GA: "cough samis or anyone elses"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:14] AG: Null takes another step forward, showing off her Very Sharp Claws. "Well, would you look at that, it appears I need to borrow your fucking phone then."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:15] GA: Doir walks over to a nearby couch. "well, yknow, my phone is safe in my pocket, you could never get it out of that." Doir gets back up, one phone lost 'by accident'.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:16] GA: "...however, if i were to lose my phone, it would be much appreciated if whoever found it gave it back lol only have so many phones lyin around"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:17] AG: Nullar stares at him like he's stupid, which he is, so she's not exactly in the wrong there.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:18] AG: It takes her a few moments to figure out what he's getting at, though, and she retrieves the phone from the couch, grabs the handle, and then chucks it at his head.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:18] AG: "Now run off before I actually hurt you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:18] GA: Doir catches it in his magnificent hair. "k bye see ya at hack class." Doir strolls off, glad he could help a 'friend.'