110113doirbeau

 -- galactoidArrival [GA] began pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 00:39 --

 [12:39] GA: heyyy beau

 [12:39] CA: Hello Doir...

 [12:39] GA: so... any info on this game?

 [12:39] GA: its all very confusing

 [12:39] CA: yes actually...

 [12:39] GA: cool

 [12:40] CA: I have found a goal of this game...

 [12:40] CA: god tiers...

 [12:40] GA: uh, thats very vague and maybe cool

 [12:40] GA: what could that even mean

 [12:40] CA: It seems if we want to beatthis game...

 [12:40] CA: I have no idea...

 [12:40] GA: ugh btw dont talk to jack

 [12:41] CA: All I know is the word, and that t's needed to win the game and beat jack...

 [12:41] GA: nate and i made like a gameplan of 'dont talk to jack and dont trust other mysterious people'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:41] GA: he has an info source or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:41] CA: I have also decided to avoid contact...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:41] CA: and I also have a friend...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] GA: god damnit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] GA: how do you even know it's not an evil person

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] CA: I do not...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] GA: ffs havent some of us been friends with jack for literally years

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] CA: Not me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] GA: he's been planning this shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:43] GA: are you and nate talking to the same person?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:43] CA: I do not think so?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:43] GA: hmm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:43] GA: if you are, its an obvious trap

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:44] GA: whats their pesterchum handle color?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:44] CA: but i have not talked to Jack much...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:44] CA: Bright pink...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:44] GA: yeah i spoke to him once and fucked shit up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:44] GA: alright, ill ask nate later what his source's color is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:45] GA: i really need to get more proactive and meet everyone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:45] GA: i dont know like half of the team

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:46] GA: hows operation troll info going?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:46] CA: We "broke up"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:46] GA: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:46] GA: thats... good?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:47] CA: Yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:47] GA: from what i can discern, they seem to have an evil alien society

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:47] CA: but know he keeps trying to get back together...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:47] CA: *now...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:47] GA: oh, he's aggressive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:47] GA: well good thing we're in space or some shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:48] GA: we seem to have a monopoly on aliens

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:49] CA: yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:50] GA: was jack an alien?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:50] GA: he seemed like an alien

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:50] CA: I have no flippin idea...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:50] GA: what the hell is going on any more

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:50] CA: huh it seems sami has rubbed off on me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:50] CA: Again...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:50] CA: no idea...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:50] GA: ugh ive been accosted all day by these freaking elves

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] CA: Elves?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] GA: they worship me as like a sex hero or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] CA: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] CA: Doir...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] GA: they keep trying to get me to watch them wrestle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] CA: are you fucking instead of questing?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] GA: no!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] GA: ew!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] CA: ok good...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:52] GA: one of them is asking me to oil her right now ugh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:52] GA: jfc

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:52] CA: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:52] GA: | #jfc

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:52] GA: i think theyre adults too?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:52] GA: this is fucking pedophilia

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:52] GA: whats your land like?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:52] CA: You should try asking them some questions...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] CA: maybe they are there to help...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] GA: yeah but they keep turning around everything i say

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] CA: by land is, very...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] CA: Quiet...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] CA: There are a bunch of jesters...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] CA: Stuck inside globs of Amber...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:54] GA: are they dead?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:55] CA: no idea...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:55] CA: I think I still hear a giggle every hour or so...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:55] GA: that sounds so creepy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:55] CA: Imagine a bunch of clowns...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:55] GA: by the way, i dont think i said thanks for earlier

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:56] CA: ?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:56] CA: For tableing your mom?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:56] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:56] GA: i wouldnt have been able to enter if id been knocked out by my mom

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:56] CA: Your shit was still wok'd...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:56] GA: ha ha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] GA: omfg i give up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] GA: im taking a laptop

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] GA: and im going to my fucking observatory

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] GA: and breaking the fucking stairs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] CA: ?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] GA: i have a ghost alien, elves, and my mom all following me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:58] GA: we're going to see the wonderfull wizard of oz

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:58] CA: I'm sure the elves have majic to get to you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] CA: or they would if majic wasn't fake as shit...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] CA: *magic...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] GA: is it though?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] CA: Oh definetly...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] GA: isnt this whole thing sort of magic?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] CA: No, it is majjyk at best...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] GA: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] GA: okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] GA: i didnt realize there was a difference

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:00] CA: Oh of course...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:00] GA: leon always spells it like that but i thought he was just being stupid

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:00] CA: Leon?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:00] GA: because he has majjyk powers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:00] CA: Who is this?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:00] GA: yeah he's my client player, he's a virgin wizard or some horseshit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:00] GA: which is horseshit because i think most of us are virgins

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:00] GA: because we're goddamn children ffs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:00] CA: A wizard?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:01] GA: accumulatedCookery

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:01] GA: ask him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:01] CA: I was not informed he's in the session...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:01] GA: he's not online, and i cant be assed to run sburb again to find him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:01] GA: shit takes like two minutes to start up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:02] CA: Really? I see you just fine...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:02] CA: Then again I keep it running most of the time...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:02] CA: There are elves at your door...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:02] CA: They are scantly clad...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:02] GA: yeah what else is new

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:02] CA: they have a gallon of oil...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:02] GA: omfg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:03] GA: do you see my floor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:03] GA: do you see hOW FUCKING SLIPPERY THIS SHIT IS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] -- galactoidArrival [GA]  dragon kicks the gallon down --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] -- galactoidArrival [GA] yells GET THE FUCK OUT --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">-- galactoidArrival  <span style="color:rgb(0,150,0);">[GA] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> yells I WILL CUT YOU --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">-- galactoidArrival  <span style="color:rgb(0,150,0);">[GA] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> yells NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT ELVES --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:03] CA: I can see the shape of someone who fell over...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:03] CA: They look sad...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:03] CA: you should invite them in...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:03] GA: ugh sorry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:04] GA: well maybe if they stopped bugging me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:04] GA: they cant just invite themselves to my house after theyre here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:05] GA: so, back to jack...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:05] GA: murder plans?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:05] GA: weaknesses?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:05] CA: none...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:05] CA: I'm gonna avoid him as best as I can...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:05] GA: well, he's planning on killing nate, but i think i told kate

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:05] CA: we are not ready to face him...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:05] GA: hopefully she relayed that info

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:06] CA: He is much more powerful than us...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:06] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:06] CA: So the plan is beat this game, we will deal with jack laer on...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:06] GA: i think he plans on impeding our progress

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:06] GA: thats the logical bad guy thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:07] GA: besides murdering us, i cant think of anything else he could do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:07] CA: Are you sure>...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:07] GA: are we even sure of his intentions?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:07] CA: Who know's what that little douche is planning...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:07] CA: Oh look...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:07] GA: lets bash 'is fockin 'ead in

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:07] GA: what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:08] CA: there are elves on your roof...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:08] GA: :I

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:08] CA: They are wrestling...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:08] CA: I think they need more protective gear...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:08] GA: oops

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:08] GA: well, out of anger i just smashed a chair

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] CA: I saw...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] GA: thats not good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] GA: that was like my favorite chair

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] CA: Your mother is in the kitchen...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] GA: whats she cooking?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] CA: now she is unconciuse...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] GA: why?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] GA: did

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] GA: did you fucking table her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] CA: No I did not table her...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] GA: whys she unconscious?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] CA: She saw xenosprite I think...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] CA: and she fainted...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] CA: I can table her if you want...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] GA: she's seen xenosprite like a million times

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] GA: ugh he probably used alien ghost majjyks

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] CA: GA, shock is a thing peple get...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] GA: theyve been angry at each other all day

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:11] CA: it can take peoplea while to get soemthing...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:11] CA: Like there is an alien ghost in her kitchen...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:11] GA: what do i even do with ghost alien guy anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:11] GA: what is his purpose

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:11] GA: all hes done is screech at my mom

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:11] CA: Prototype a second thing...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:11] CA: After you prototype twice, they actually talk...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:12] GA: thats cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:12] GA: uh, id better go make sure shes okay actually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:12] CA: you do that Doir...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:12] CA: farewell...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 01:12 --