102513 JossikBeau

[07:09] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] began trolling chessAficionado [CA] at 19:09 --

[07:09] GG: H- there!

[07:09] GG: You're the Beau human, r-ght?

[07:10] CA: Yes, I assume you are a troll...

[07:10] GG: Yup!

[07:10] CA: What is your name?...

[07:10] GG: -'m Joss-k!

[07:10] CA: Hello Jossk...

[07:11] GG: There's supposed to be an - -n there

[07:11] GG: wa-t uh

[07:11] GG: hrm

[07:11] CA: Joss-k?...

[07:11] GG: - can't type -'s!

[07:12] CA: I's?...

[07:12] CA: Jossik?...

[07:12] GG: Yes, that!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] CA: Ok, I will now assume every - is an I...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] GG: Yup, bas-cally.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] GG: Wow, th-s -s already off to an awkward start.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] CA: I'm sure it can be fixed...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] CA: Can I help you?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GG: Oh, - just wanted to go around meet-ng my fellow players!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GG: - f-gure, s-nce we're the onlyu l-v-ng th-ngs left,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GG: we should all be fr-ends!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:14] CA: I was to believe trolls and humans were enemies...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:14] CA: But I suppose I can befriend...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:14] CA: The nicer ones...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:14] GG: Cool!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GG: - l-ke you guys, humans are k-nda cool.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GG: Except for the Kate human, she scares me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] CA: Well thank you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] CA: Kate is nice...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] CA: She isn't that scary if you get to know her!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GG: Yeah, - guess, but when - f-rst talked to her,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GG: she was k-nda

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GG: tax-derm-z-ng someth-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GG: and that freaks me out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] CA: Her experiments can be frightening...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] GG: *shudders*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] GG: yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] GG: So, what k-nda stuff do you- l-ke?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] CA: Chess...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] CA: Tea...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GG: -'ve always enjoyed tea, but -t's k-nd of an expens-ve commod-ty on altern-a

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GG: espesc-ally where - l-ve!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] CA: And where do you live?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GG: Well, - l-ve

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GG: l-ved,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] GG: -n bas-cally the m-ddle of nowhere / :c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] GG: all there was was tundra and tuskbeasts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] CA: I assume the past tense means you have entered this game?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] GG: Yup!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] GG: Have you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:20] CA: Yes I have...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:20] CA: what is your land like?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:20] GG: Well, -t's cold, and dark all the t-me, and there's bones and frozen oceans everywhere!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:20] GG: -t's so cool!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] CA: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] GG: -t's called the land of fjords and bones.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] CA: Sounds...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] CA: unpleasent...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] CA: to be honest...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] GG: -t -s rather dreary...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] GG: but - try to stay pos-t-ve!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] CA: That is important...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] GG: yeah...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] GG: what about you, what -s YOUR land l-ke?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] CA: It is orange...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] CA: Bright...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] CA: Land of ambers and fools...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] GG: Except for the fools part, -t must be n-ce!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] CA: I haven't met any others yet...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] GG: - k-nda get the sense your not one to suffer fools l-ghtly!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] <span style="color:rgb(157,157,157);">CA: so I can not assume the degree of foolishness...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] GG: Ooh, what about your t-tle?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] CA: I am a heir of light...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] GG: cool!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] CA: Whats yours?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] GG: - am the Kn-ght of heart, and - have absolutely no -dea what that means!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] CA: join the club!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GG: Yes, we w-ll be the confus-on club!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GG: we w-ll hold meet-ngs weekly, but no one w-ll qu-te know where or when they are!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] CA: I don't think ANYONE knows what those mean...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GG: yeah...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GG: - th-nk, that as the he-r of l-ght, maybe -t's power gets passed on to you or someth-ng?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:28] CA: Heir does usually mean innherit...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:28] CA: I guess I inherit the light...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GG: And - guess as the kn-ght of heart, -'m supposed to f-ght -n the name of love or someth-ng?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] CA: MAYBE YOU GET PINK ARMOR WITH HEARTS ON IT :D...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GG: Why does everyone keep say-ng that?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] CA: Because it makes sense...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GG: But -f - do, hw-ch - doubbt, - w-ll wear -t w-th PR-DE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] CA: Gay pride?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GG: ...What's gay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] CA: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] CA: it's when ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] CA: you're really happy!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GG: Oh ok!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GG: -'ll try to be as gay as poss-ble!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] CA: That is good...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GG: oh um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GG: Speak-ng of matters of the heart,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] CA: ?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GG: There -s a g-rl that -'m try-ng to, um, -mpress

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] CA: oh yes'...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] CA: I can help...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GG: And as a human g-rl, maybe you could br-ng some outs-de perspect-ve!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] CA: No problem...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GG: You've talked to some trolls, r-ght?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] CA: yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GG: Do you know Nullar?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] CA: Yes I do...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] CA: We are very good friend...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GG: Oh, okay, cool,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] CA: I can help if you need?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: -t's just, -'m really flushed for her, but - don't know how she feels about me, and -t's just,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: really confus-ng,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: and - have no -dea what -'m do-ng!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] CA: Ok ok, let me think...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] CA: Ok, ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] CA: so null likes Exposition...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GG: Yeah, -'ve not-ced

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] CA: So maybe you can try,using...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] CA: this to help?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] CA: try telling her?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GG: - don't

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GG: - dont know -f - can

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GG: Damm-t, -'m the kn-ght of heart, th-s should come eas-ly, r-ght?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GG: Why -s th-s so hard?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] CA: Do you like books?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GG: - love books

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GG: You're not gonna recommend some self help crap, are you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] CA: No no...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] CA: Think of this like a fairy tail...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] CA: You are The DASHING knight...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] CA: Null is the BEAUTIFUL princess...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] CA: and there is a quest you must go through for the princesses hand...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] CA: If you can't tell her, try dropping hints...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] CA: let the princess know...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] CA: that someones coming for her...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] CA: not literaly...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GG: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] CA: Now...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] CA: Think...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GG: -'m k-nda the worst at be-ng subtle...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] CA: Oh dear...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] CA: ok...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] CA: abandon that idea...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GG: hrm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] CA: has she told you any of her interests?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GG: Yeah, actually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] CA: what?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] CA: It might be creepy to know her interests if you didn't know them...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GG: She took a tr-p up to my h-ve a couple sweeps ago to look at the exot-c plants around my house

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GG: she LOVES her plants

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GG: Wa-t.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] CA: PLANTS...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] CA: Perfect!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GG: - remember my spr-te ment-on-ng some method of comb-n-ng th-ngs -n the game?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] CA: Yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] CA: I suppose...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: Maybe - could spl-ce together some cool new spec-es of plant for her!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] CA: Something romantic!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] CA: Like a rose...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: Yeah!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] CA: And be really sweet...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] CA: She is a bit...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GG: Yeah...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] CA: Closed book-like...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GG: yeah...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] CA: If you are to close contact, she may shrivil up...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] CA: she doesn't like being put on the spot...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GG: Yeah - know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GG: -t's k-nd of extremely endear-ng.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] CA: But remember, don't be too by the book...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] CA: be your self...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GG: Yeah, of course!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] CA: And thats all I can help you with...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GG: Thanks so much for l-sten-ng!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] CA: I must ask for something in return though...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GG: Sure, what -s -t?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] CA: Are you familier with a Tlaloc?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GG: Yeah, but - haven't really talked to h-m at all...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] CA: Please try and keep him from contacting me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GG: Why?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] CA: he believes we are matesprites...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GG: - see...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GG: You real-ze the -mpl-f-cat-ons of that, r-ght?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] CA: yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GG: ok just mak-n sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GG: -t's k-nd of a really b-g deal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] CA: yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] GG: -'ll try to keep h-m off your back a b-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] CA: that is the problem...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] CA: Thank you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] CA: Farewell Jossik...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] GG: Goodbye, beau.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] GG: And thank you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] CA: no problemo...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] -- chessAficionado [CA] gave up trolling garrisonedGuardian [GG] at 19:53 --