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[02:40] -- calligraphicGuitarist [CG] began pestering acrobaticAmbulist [AA] at 02:40 --

[02:40] CG: Hello?

[02:40] AA: ♪♪♪ Oh, My. ♪ A Musician. ♪ I'm A Fan Of....Music. ♪ <3 ♪♪♪

[02:41] AA: ♪♪♪ What's Your Name, Pretty Pink Text Stranger? ♪♪♪

[02:41] CG: B-Bondih???

[02:41] CG: ER I mean...pardon?

[02:41] AA: ♪♪♪ Well It Would Be Rude To Hit On A Girl And Not Even Give Her Your Name. ♪ ;) ♪♪♪

[02:42] AA: ♪♪♪ Bondih Sounds Trollish. ♪ Is That Your Name, Then? ♪♪♪

[02:42] AA: ♪♪♪ Pink Blood. ♪ That's Very....Exotic. ♪♪♪

[02:42] CG: Eh..actually

[02:42] CG: My name is Edward

[02:42] CG: I'm only HALF.

[02:43] AA: ♪♪♪ Even More Exotic. ♪ Aren't I A Lucky Girl? ♪♪♪

[02:43] CG: In giid cind...

[02:43] CG: ACK i mean...

[02:43] CG: Oh boy...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:43] AA: ♪♪♪ What's Wrong? ♪ Feeling Tongue Tied<3? ♪ We Can Fix That. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:44] CG: It's not a matter of being tongue tied it's a matter of eh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:44] CG: FA WICD CAD codo!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:44] CG: Gak

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:44] CG: oh god i'm flipping between langauges here.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] AA: ♪♪♪ So Then You're Something Of A Cunning Linguist? ♪ Even Better. ♪ <3 ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] CG: ER EH...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] CG: Is it getting steamy in here or is it just me?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:47] AA: ♪♪♪ I Don't Know, It's Certainly Feeling Pretty Warm And Humid Over Here<3. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:47] AA: ♪♪♪ Are You Going To Serenade Me, Guitar Man? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:47] CG: ... Naojah nacb ca ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:49] AA: ♪♪♪ I Don't Know The Lyrics To That One. ♪ I Prefer Something With A Beat. ♪ Would You Like To See Me Dance, Guitar Man? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:49] CG: GIID GID HI

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] AA: ♪♪♪ Still Not Ringing A Bell, I'm Afraid. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] AA: ♪♪♪ One Of My Costumes Has Bells On It You Know. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] CG: I mean...as much as I would appreciate it I would have to politely decline ?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] AA: ♪♪♪ But The Bells Are In Very....Interesting Places. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] CG: ... Please let me calm down first...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] CG: I have to be calm to speak straight...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] AA: ♪♪♪ Aw, But Little Boys Are So Cute When They're Flustered. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] AA: ♪♪♪ Are You Blushing Right Now, Guitar Man? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] CG: ... You have no idea ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] CG: I eh...just...with the...and...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] AA: ♪♪♪ So Cute. ♪ Is Your Human Skin As Pink As Your Text Right Now? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] CG: How can you live like that?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] AA: ♪♪♪ Like What? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:55] CG: Being so OPEN...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:55] CG: OGN E CAOH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:55] CG: I mean...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:55] AA: ♪♪♪ Oh, You Haven't Seen Me Open, Guitar Man. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:55] AA: ♪♪♪ Not....Yet. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:56] CG: ... cned ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:57] AA: ♪♪♪ I'll Take Your Word For It, Sweetie. ♪ <3 ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] CG: Er...it...it's nice...knowing you then...?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] AA: ♪♪♪ I Should Hope So~! ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] CG: Well ... you're quite the character.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] CG: Just...never met someone so willing to give that much Innuendo.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] AA: ♪♪♪ Oh. ♪ Would You Prefer For Me To Be Direct~? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] CG: ... I'm afraid to ask how direct you mean.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:00] AA: ♪♪♪ I May Need To Look Up The Words For Human Reproductive Organs. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:00] CG: IN GID HI

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:00] CG: I don't mean that!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] CG: Oi...I studied the birds and the bees as it is...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] AA: ♪♪♪ That's A Pity. ♪ You've Got Me All Pouty Now. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] CG: NO no no it's just I haven't met anyone so flirtatious before!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] CG: Being stuck in the mountains all my youth makes me rather...secluded.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] AA: ♪♪♪ Poor Baby. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] AA: ♪♪♪ You Should Come See Me Dance Sometime. ♪ I Might Be Able To....Educate You. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] CG: ANG!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] CG: No thanks...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] CG: Just...You're a troll...you're flirting with a half troll you just met...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] AA: ♪♪♪ Aw. ♪ Now I Really *Am* Pouty. ♪ Do You Think I'm Not A Good Dancer? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] CG: ...Oh no no no.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] AA: ♪♪♪ I Think I Might Cry~! ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] CG: I didn't say that!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] AA: ♪♪♪ Such A Mean Guitar Man. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] CG: ...Oh good grief.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] CG: Honestly I just wanted a nice talk. Sure I play the guitar but not how you think...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] CG: Or...maybe how you definitely think.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] AA: ♪♪♪ Oh? ♪ So You're Not Good With Your Fingers? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] CG: ...Uhm...I got good handwork with strings when need be...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:05] AA: ♪♪♪ That's Good. ♪ I Can Think Of A Few Things I Need Untied. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:05] CG: ...I...would prefer...'tightening strings' when any are out of tune.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:05] AA: ♪♪♪ Oh, So You Like Tight Things, Do You? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:05] CG: ...ahem...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] CG: ...actually I wear enough leather to most likely even make you consider your imagination to go wild.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] AA: ♪♪♪ Mmmmm, Leather Is Sexy. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] CG: ...I would imagine.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] CG: ...Hoo...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] CG: ...actually this is an interesting chat.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] AA: ♪♪♪ So THAT's Your Kink, Huh? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] AA: ♪♪♪ Interesting To Know. ♪ <3 ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] CG: ...Actually my kink is more around the lines of FLARP.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] AA: ♪♪♪ There's Always Room For A Little Roleplay Before The Buckets Come Out. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] CG: ...Buckets? ... Really?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] AA: ♪♪♪ Oh, Maybe You Don't Use Them If You Are Only Half Troll? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] AA: ♪♪♪ Seems Like Things Could Get Pretty Sticky Without Them. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] AA: ♪♪♪ But I Guess It's Fun To Be Sticky Every Now And Again. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] CG: ...They tend to get sticky either way when encounters with such tease is going on...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] CG: I may be only half-blooded but i'm at least not half-witted when it comes to handling conversations.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] AA: ♪♪♪ You Think I'm A Tease? ♪ You're The One Who Won't Come See Me Dance~. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] CG: If that's the case, I'd like to see you try dancing into my doorstep up the hillside.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] AA: ♪♪♪ Sorry, Guitar Man, But I If I Leave Another Dancer Will Take My Place. ♪ And If I Leave My Dancing For You, You'd Better Be An Incredible....Dancer.<3 ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] AA: ♪♪♪ I Probably Should Have Used Enclosure Talons Just Now To Make It Clear That I Was Not Refering To "Dance" In The Traditional Sense. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] AA: ♪♪♪ Are You An Incredible "Dancer," Guitar Man? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] CG: Depends...How often do you get the chance to "Dance" to another persons musical strings?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:14] AA: ♪♪♪ Let's Just Say My Dance Card, Among Other Things, Is Generally Pretty Full. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] CG: Too bad. Would be interesting to at least know you for you rather than for your dancing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] AA: ♪♪♪ Everyone Says That, Darling, But No One Really Means It. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] CG: Actually...You'd be surprised that I do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] AA: ♪♪♪ They All Say That, Too. ♪ It's Cute That You're Still Trying Though. ♪ I Like A Man With Stamina. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] CG: I have to have good stamina with all the work I put into FLARPING. Boffer weapons aren't toys, and the kind of costumes I wear really force me to be limber.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] AA: ♪♪♪ Hmm. ♪ Tell Me More About How Limber You Are. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] CG: I'll tell you if you tell me more about your dancing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] AA: ♪♪♪ So Fresh. ♪ What Kind Of Dancer Do You Think I Am, Guitar Man? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] CG: Let's see...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] CG: Arabian...Turkish...Human American...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] CG: But this is only from the impression you give.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] AA: ♪♪♪ I'll Have You Know I'm A Ballerina. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] CG: ... Really?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] CG: That's actually quite amazing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] AA: ♪♪♪ Now You're Just Trying To Get Into My Pants. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] CG: Hah. Earlier it was the other way around with how you were talking.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] CG: and I imagine you were just pulling my leg.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:22] AA: ♪♪♪ What? ♪ You Think Just Because A Girl Is Friendly She's Talking About Sex? ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:22] AA: ♪♪♪ How Disgusting. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:22] CG: True. I'll apologize deeply for that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:22] AA: ♪♪♪ I Am Offended By You, Guitar Man. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:22] CG: Isn't that the kind of thoughts you leave others with from how friendly you get?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] AA: ♪♪♪ To Question Such A Dainty And Delicate Flower As Myself. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] AA: ♪♪♪ And Then Blame Me For It. ♪ So Uncouth. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] AA: ♪♪♪ I Have A Curtain Call To Go To. ♪ You Should Use This Time To Think About How You Treat Ladies. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] CG: True. Being defensive about it, I have been rather ungentlemanly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:24] CG: E fecc fnah E caa iha.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] AA: ♪♪♪ And To Submit What Is No Doubt Filthy Human Innuendo To Me As I'm Leaving. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] AA: ♪♪♪ SO Offended. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] AA: ♪♪♪ Goodbye, Guitar Man. ♪♪♪

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] -- acrobaticAmbulist [AA] ceased pestering calligraphicGuitarist [CG] at 03:25 --