020915lilymerrow

 -- galliardTartarologist [GT] began trolling aspiringArchon [AA] at 00:09 --

 [12:10] GT: Yo, Merrow. You on?

 [12:10] AA: Yeah. Just on my way back to the base.

 [12:10] AA: We finished LOBAB. I guess. If you can call that.

 [12:11] AA: *call it that.

 [12:11] GT: Yooo, what? Dude, we're still rotting away at this stupid casino.

 [12:11] GT: On the plus side, I figured out I'm impervious to alcohol, so that's something.

 [12:11] AA: Oh, were you not aware of that?

 [12:11] AA: Yes, it seams to be a facet of twink biology.

 [12:12] AA: Acenia and I discovered it one night on a....let us call it a "double date."

 [12:12] GT: Well I mean, I'm still technically underage. Makes sense Libz wouldn't tell me.

 [12:12] GT: Oh.

 [12:12] GT: Yeah.

 [12:12] GT: Speaking of that.

 [12:12] GT: OK, so, you remember Jack Noir from turkeygeddon, right?

 [12:13] AA: Vaguely, yes. He was also the one who took Thiago.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:13] GT: Yeah, that guy. The hot one in the kickin' suit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:13] AA: I did not think he was particularly hot.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:13] GT: This is because you are weird.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:13] AA: And his suit was way too drab and boring to make up for it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] GT: Anyways, he kind of just pestered me? Dunno how he got my handle.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] AA: Who wears black, seriously?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] GT: And, uh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] GT: He sent me a pic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] GT: Said to give it to you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] AA: Why would he not just give it to me himself?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] GT: Hell if I know. Something about it being more hilarious this way?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] AA: If he is able to attain people's handles through shenanigans, it would probably not be so difficult to manage.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] AA: "Hilarious?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:15] GT: Anyways, uh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:15] GT: You might wanna brace yourself.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] -- galliardTartarologist [GT] is sending meandthegirl.png (a picture of what looks to be...acenia's butt. you recognize the fringe of her dress. more importantly though, there is a hand groping it) --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] -- galliardTartarologist [GT] (that is not your hand.) --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] AA: Has he been groping the body of her sleeping dreamself?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:18] GT: Well, I don't keep tabs on her all the time, but I haven't seen Jack around at all over here, so maybe?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GT: It's kind of messed up, if you ask me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] AA: Is this some sort of black solicitation on his part? Because he should probably know that I am more likely to murder him than to glub� him over this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GT: I ain't the one to ask, man. Kind of seems like he's just trying to fuck with you rather than fuck you, though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GT: His handle's punctualPilferer if you wanna ask him in person.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] AA: Assaulting my matesprit goes whale beyond "fglubbing with me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] AA: punctualPilferer?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] AA: That's Jack of Arena's handle!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GT: Yeah?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:21] GT: Holy shit, what? The twink guy?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:21] GT: The one all the grownups are freaking out about?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:21] AA: The twink guy who is making a play for Acenia's Primer, yes. Or possibly it is just the future incarnation of him who is doing so.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:22] GT: Hahaha, no wonder he's sending you buttgrope pics.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:24] GT: It IS a psychout tactic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:24] AA: Now I am truly scared for Acenia's safety, if he is taking advantage of her whale she is unaware.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GT: I can keep an eye on her, if you want. Make sure he doesn't take her to his private sex dungeon or something.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] AA: Unless she is taken him as a kismesis. I suppose that's a possibility.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GT: Eugh, I hope he doesn't make me, like, his buttpic messenger or something. That would suck.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] AA: Yes, please do. Do not invade her privacy, but I would appreciate if you would protect her as though she were your own sister.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:26] AA: I suppose in a sense she is. Or will be before long.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:26] AA: That is a thing with human marriage, yes? Siblings-in-law?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:27] GT: Mhm. There's a word for every motherfucking relation in English, trust me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:27] AA: Whale yes then. She is to be your sister-in-law. Please look out for her whale being. Regardless of whatever animosity may remain between you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:28] GT: Nah, it's cool. We've got Erisio to mellow things out between the two of us now.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:28] GT: At least I think that's how this auspisticiwhatsit thing works.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:29] AA: Oh. I had not heard about that. I thought Erisio was her moirail. I did not know the two of them had vacillated.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:30] GT: Yeah, he came up to me one day and was like 'yo wanna be in clubs w/me and acey' and I was like 'hell ye sounds totes rad'.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:30] AA: That's nice though. You two did not need to be fighting so much, if you were not going to pursue a caliginous relationship.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:33] AA: Though to be honest I would prefer you to her current kismesis.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:33] AA: Assuming she has not traded him in for Jack. I am not shore how I feel about him at all.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] AA: That is to say, Jack of Arena.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] GT: I don't blame you one bit for feeling icky about that juggalo motherfucker.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] AA: Jack Noir I know nothing about.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] AA: And Jack Heston seams like a different person since before he disappeared.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] AA: So I am still having to figure out my feelings toward him as whale.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:35] GT: Whoa, Jack's back? I thought he'd gotten offed ages ago.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:35] AA: I was beginning to worry myself. But yes, right after we caught our bearings after the Herald destroyed LOBAB, Heston appeared in a giddy mood.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] AA: To be honest I am slightly suspicious of the timing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] AA: I am keeping my eye on him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GT: Weeeeird. I should hit him up, see if he's not a heartless bastard anymore.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] AA: He was....very different from before. Seamingly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] AA: He jumped off a huge cliff and just trusted in his powers, presumably as a Breath player, to save him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] AA: One of the veterans ended up having to rescue him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] AA: I am not shore if I have ever sean anything more reckless in my life, other than anything Malloy has ever done.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:38] GT: Hahaha, holy fucking shit. Sounds about the same to me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:39] AA: He seamed oddly playful as whale. Sneaking up on Fate and shouting at her as though to scare her. She panicked and punched him. Or attempted to.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:39] AA: Mostly the two of them just flailed around like lunatics for a second or so.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:39] AA: I am not shore how the humans survived the war.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:39] GT: Mostly cause of people like Sami.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] AA: I admit the Horntaker was an anomaly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] AA: But the younger Heston does not appear to have inherited that trait.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:41] GT: Yeah, she's...kind of a worrywart, honestly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:41] AA: I meant Jack.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:41] AA: I have not spoken to the prescratch version of the Horntaker.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] AA: Is she not a similarly brutal and efficient warrior?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] GT: She's...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] GT: A mom.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] AA: So was the postscratch Horntaker.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:43] AA: In fact she was the most "mom"-ish of the adults that I met. At least based on what I have sean of how humans expect moms to act on soa--er....television.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:44] GT: Oh yes, I see.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:44] GT: You watch a lot of 'television', do you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:45] AA: It was part of an attempt at multiculturalism.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:45] GT: Mmm hmm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:45] AA: In the back of my mind there was alwaves a fear that the Condesce would marry me off to Princess--now Queen--Rubi, before I met Acenia.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:46] GT: Just like FLARPing was an attempt to get in touch with the lower classes?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:46] AA: I have studied FLARP modules for their tactical applications. I do not know where you get the impression I have ever actually seeded.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:47] GT: You ain't exactly the best liar, hon.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:48] AA: I do not sea what that has to do with the subject at hand.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:49] GT: Oh, nofin.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:50] AA: At any rate, keep an eye out for Jack and make shore he is not hurting or touching Acenia against her will.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] GT: Can do, bro-bro.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] AA: "Bro-bro?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:52] AA: There seams to be some sort of hip new disease that has resulted in no one, of late, referring to me by name. I am starting to suspect sorcery.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:52] GT: Oh, hush. I have bestowed you with this most exalted title with my authority as an Aunt and you had damn well better appreciate it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] AA: Whose aunt are you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] GT: I am not merely AN aunt.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] GT: I am THE Aunt.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] AA: I do not have any children.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:54] GT: With a capital A.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:54] GT: Shhh, it's a legitimate title.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:54] AA: And your other brother is Erisio is he not?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:54] AA: And Darmok, I suppose.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:54] GT: I am everyone's Aunt.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:54] GT: You will refer to me as Aunt Lil-Bit from now on.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:54] AA: You are not my Aunt. You are my sister.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:54] AA: And even that is only through shenanigans.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:55] GT: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ACCEPT THE TITLE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] AA: I will not call you "Aunt Lil-Bit." I feel far too casual even calling you "Lily."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] GT: But Aunt Lil-Bit is LESS casual.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] AA: It is a silly name. Which I admit is appropriate to you, but nevertheless. I must consider my own dignity.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] AA: At any rate, I have to go. We are to the base.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:59] AA: Let me know if anything happens.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:00] GT: Okey doke! Talk to ya later, bro-bro.