010814-Beau-Nullar

[04:40] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] began pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 16:40 --

[04:40] AG: THERE you are.

[04:40] CA: Hm? Hello Null...

[04:41] AG: look I know we may not be friends or whatever but I would really appreciate it if you were a little more careful with who you decided to gossip about me with

[04:41] AG: sami says you definitely weren't being malicious or whatever but I don't understand how you could be THAT blatantly ignorant to proper protocol when dealing with someone's previous flush suitors

[04:42] CA: Oh dear, I think I realize what you're saying, I'm terribly sorry, and I understand that you're angry...

[04:43] AG: ... okay so I wasn't expecting an apology that quick

[04:43] AG: thanks ):

[04:43] CA: Hm? What else would I do?...

[04:43] AG: idk, be defensive or something

[04:43] AG: ugh sorry it's just you don't even know

[04:44] AG: he's been messaging me all of the time trying to psychoanalyze me

[04:44] AG: like he's got any right to do something like that when he's such a basket case himself

[04:44] CA: I... suppose I see where you're coming from...

[04:44] AG: he flips quadrants as often as most people change clothes ffs

[04:44] AG: and then he ran to me with such glee all 'ROFL I HEARD YOU WRITE PERVERTED PORN ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS' and tried to trap me by guessing who I'd written about

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] AG: he said YOU SAID that I wrote something about YOU.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] CA: what!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] AG: he's SUCH a tool, omg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] AG: he probably just wants to fondle himself using his tears as lubrication

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] CA: Ok I did tell him what you write, and I AM sorry, but I didn't say anything like that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:46] AG: it's fine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:46] AG: he's just a bulgestain, that's all. just... try to think a little bit more when you decide who to gossip to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:46] AG: like, I mean, I realize it's actually pretty funny and I wouldn't've minded if you told like, your human friends or something but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:49] CA: Man with everyone loving everyone I can't keep track of who can't stand who anymore...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:50] AG: hahaha yeah well, this is what happens when you make a bunch of adolescants the last living people around

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] AG: adolescents* boo))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] CA: Man if when we do create a new world, I hope they don't find these pesterlogs...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] CA: It'll be like looking at old embarrising photos...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] AG: hahahaha riiiiight, it's pretty bad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] AG: I've said some embarrassing as fuck things

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] AG: like, the other day I actually asked scarlett for 'hate potions' to make balish stop being a dick and hate me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] CA: um...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] AG: yeah, I know, right,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] CA: That would probably only end in tragedy...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] AG: I actually should probably apologize to her, I kinda went off the deep end

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] AG: I'd just had a really awful conversation with balish, though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] CA: I see, so it was a 'heat of the moment' thing?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] AG: anyway, sorry, this isn't really anything I should be dumping on you, I'm sure you have enough on your plate as it is P: I should get a moirail or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] AG: oh, yeah, definitely

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] CA: Well, I thought you had pale feelings for Sami?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:59] AG: well. I mean, yeah, but all she does lately is go on and on about how she could never be pale like monogamously

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:59] AG: and I think even if she did try it out it'd be for Balish, not me /:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:59] AG: I guess I'm just the queen of wanting people who could never want me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:00] CA: Well that's not really a way to be thinking...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:00] CA: I mean, there are quite a few of us, I'm sure there's at least one person who wants you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:01] CA: Well quite a few depending on definition...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:02] CA: I mean, I have kept THAT secret from Sami, but perhaps I could put in a good word for you?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:03] AG: no... no, to be honest if ANY of us need a moirail it's that asshole balish

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:03] AG: I'll just... let things play out as they will, I guess.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:03] AG: besides, part of serendipity is thinking that everything will just happen. you can't force it, I guess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:04] CA: Well... sometimes the only way to make something happen is to give it a nudge in the right direction...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:04] CA: but of course, it all depends on situation...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:11] AG: yeah. well, I mean, like I said, all she can talk about lately is how awful she'd be at pale fidelity so I think I'll just leave that be for now if you don't mind

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:11] AG: besides, she's... pretty cool as just a friend, you know, I'd probably just end up fucking everything up anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:12] CA: I'd offer myself as a candidate but I'm just as wary of the cultural gap, so I doubt I'd be a viable option...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:18] CA: And of course, you probably don't trust me after I revealled your secret to Jossik...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:20] AG: well it's not just about trust either

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:20] AG: it's also about like... pity. sami is just so freaking pitiful.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:20] AG: I just want to smother her until nothing else can hurt her, yanno,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:20] CA: I can sympathize with you there...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:20] AG: given my relationship (whatever it is) with jack, though, I doubt I'm even a good candidate to be HER moirail, and it's important it goes both ways

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:22] CA: I'd help you more but relationship advice is not one of my strong suits...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:23] AG: hey, don't sell yourself short

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:23] AG: I think you two are in the healthiest, cutest relationship out of all of us, so...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:23] AG: I mean you haven't broken up once and your relationship isn't built by both of you stepping on the heart of someone else, so...!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:25] CA: I suppose that is an optimistic way to look at it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:29] AG: hahaha yep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:29] AG: you guys are basically the relationship gurus of our group by this point

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:29] CA: Eh, really?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] CA: I mean, I'm not exactly the person I'd ask for advice of the romantic sort...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:33] AG: maybe not, but you're certainly the best qualified out of our whole lot of losers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:35] CA: Erm, thank you?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:35] AG: ehehehe no problem

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:35] AG: well, I'll let you go, I've gotta deal with this computer shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:35] CA: Nice speaking to you, as always...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:38] -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 17:38 --