071314merrowsorser

 -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] began pestering aspiringArchon [AA] at 17:21 --

 [05:21] TA: 777 hello 7here 777

 [05:21] TA: 777 7his is Marrow if I am correc7, is i7 no7? 777

 [05:22] TA: ((typo intentional btw))

 [05:22] AA: WE ARE *MERROW*. NOT MARROW.

 [05:22] TA: 777 I apologize 7horoughly Merrow! 777

 [05:23] AA: WE WILL LET IT SLIDE. ONCE.

 [05:23] AA: HOW IS IT THAT YOU KNOW OUR REAL NAME? WE TAKE IT THIS IS NOT A RANDOM ENCOUNTER.

 [05:24] TA: 777 indeed, 7he numbers were arranged for us 7o mee7 777

 [05:24] TA: 777 I have been informed 7ha7 I am 7o begin giving you assis7ance on cer7ain ma77ers immedia7ely 777

 [05:25] AA: INDEED? THIS IS NEWS TO US.

 [05:25] TA: 777 yes indeed, I was jus7 made aware of 7his arrangemen7 earlier in 7he evening 777

 [05:26] TA: 777 bu7 I am 7o become your 7u7or of sor7s 777

 [05:26] AA: WHAT.

 [05:26] AA: THIS WAS ARRANGED BY OUR....LET US SAY "HONORED" MATRIARCH WE TAKE IT.

 [05:27] TA: 777 why yes, 7he High Emperess herself informed me so 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:27] TA: 777 in less 7han impressive language, bu7 I was assured i7 was 7he Emperess herself 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:28] AA: ...YES. THAT SOUNDS LIKE HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:29] AA: IT IS OUR BELIEF THAT SHE INTENTIONALLY SHOWS DISDAIN FOR BOTH HER STATION AND HER SUBJECTS THROUGH HER FLIPPANT ATTITUDE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:30] AA: WHAT SUBJECT DID SHE CLAIM WE NEEDED TUTORING IN?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:30] AA: SO WE KNOW EXACTLY TO WHICH DEGREE SHE IS INSULTING US.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:31] TA: 777 she informed me 7ha7 I am 7o begin 7eaching you 7he many wonderful and in7rica7e de7ails and nuances of e77iqu77e 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:31] AA: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:31] TA: 777 or as she pu7 i7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:31] AA: WHAT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:31] TA: 777 as she pu7 i7 "7each him how 7o no7 ac7 like a gigan7ic basshole." 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:31] TA: 777 she has such a way wi7h words 7:D 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:32] AA: SHE....HOW CAN SHE EVEN....IN WHAT WORLD WOULD SHE HAVE....WHAT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:32] AA: HER AUDACITY REMAINS IMPRESSIVE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:33] AA: WELL THEORETICALACQUISITIONIST, AS YOU HAVE SEEN FROM OUR CONVERSATION, WE WILL NOT BE NEEDING YOUR SERVICES. WE ARE A PERFECT GENTLEMAN ALREADY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:33] AA: WE WILL TAKE UP THE MATTER WITH THE CONDESCE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:33] AA: AND INFORM HER THAT YOU HAVE DISCHARGED YOUR DUTY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:34] AA: AND POSSIBLY STAB HER IN THE GLUBBIN' SWIM BLADDER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:34] AA: BUT IN THE MOST POLITE WAY POSSIBLE OF COURSE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:34] TA: 777 I do apologize highes7 of seadwellers, bu7 I do no7 recieve paymen7 un7il I have 7urned you in7o a proper gen7le7roll 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:34] TA: 777 or a7 leas7 7augh7 you no7 7o dribble soup on yourself a7 7he dinner 7able 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:35] TA: 777 and I do in7end on earning my pay 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:36] AA: DO YOU SUGGEST THAT WE ARE NOT ALREADY THE ULTIMATE PROPER GENTLETROLL?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:36] TA: 777 well I was paid 7o 7each you manners so I can only assume 7ha7 no you are no7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] TA: 777 and numbers, specifically numbers on paychecks in 7his case, do no7 lie 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] AA: WE THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT ANYTHING CAN BE MADE TO LIE WITH PROPER MOTIVATION.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] AA: A TASK THAT THE CONDESCE IS INCREDIBLY WELL SUITED FOR.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] AA: BUT THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT, IS IT MR....WE DON'T BELIEVE WE CAUGHT YOUR REAL NAME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:41] TA: 777 I normally do no7 give my name ou7 7o 7he kind of people 7ha7 reveal 7heir iden7i7y on 7he in7erne7 bu7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] TA: 777 seeing as you are coming under my exemplary 7u7ilege, I will make an excep7ion 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] TA: 777 Sorser Piraya, i7 is a pleasure 7o mee7 you 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] AA: CHARMED, WE ARE SURE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:44] TA: 777 7he pleasure is mine I assure you wi7h no ounce of sarcasm 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:45] AA: OF COURSE. SARCASM WOULD BE UNBECOMING OF SUCH GENTLEMEN AS WE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] TA: 777 now unless you have some7hing be77er 7o do wi7h your 7ime, I will begin 7he firs7 lesson 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] AA: CONSIDER OUR BREATH BAITED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:49] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] sends aspringArchon how7ono7beajackass.ppt --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:50] TA: 777 here is your full comprehensive syllabus, I will be quizzing you on 7his la7er 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:50] AA: OH, ELATION. A POWER POINT PRESENTATION.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:50] AA: TRULY THE MARK OF AN EXPERT EDUCATOR.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:50] AA: WE CAN SEE THAT WE ARE IN CAPABLE HANDS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] AA: AND WILL NOT RESENT THE CONDESCE FOR THIS EVEN SLIGHTLY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] TA: 777 yes well 7he key 7o being a good educa7or is 7o 7ailor your lessons 7o 7he level of mindse7 7ha7 your pupils func7ion on 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] TA: 777 I suppose I could have op7ed for smaller words, bu7 I believed 7ha7 would be benea7h you 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] AA: OF COURSE. SO THOUGHTFUL, AND SO FLATTERING THAT YOU CONSIDER US WORTHY OF YOUR LARGEST WORDS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] AA: WE CAN SEE THAT WE ARE GOING TO GET ALONG LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] AA: (( Deaths, screaming, people running for their lives... ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:55] TA: 777 wha7 a coincidence! 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:55] TA: 777 7he firs7 lesson is all abou7 avoiding sarcas7ic me7aphors in everyday conversa7ion! 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] TA: 777 we are already on 7he fas7 7rack 7o unders7anding e77ique77e 7:) 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] AA: WE ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS SARCASM YOU SPEAK OF, BUT WILL BE EAGER TO LEARN HOW TO AVOID IT. WE WOULD HATE TO ACCIDENTALLY CAUSE OFFENSE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] TA: 777 wonderful! 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] TA: 777 now I have 7o be going now, so read 7he firs7 7en slides and prepare for a quiz on why sarcasm makes you appear like a boorish idio7! 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:58] AA: DOES IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT DISINGENUOUS CAMARADERIE? OR IS THAT MORE OF A "LESSON TWO" SORT OF THING?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] TA: 777 7ha7 is lesson five ac7ually 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] AA: OH, BUT WE ARE GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELF. WE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO SPOIL YOUR SYLLABUS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] TA: ((tis cool, we can edit it out))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] AA: HALF THE FUN IN THESE LESSONS SHALL BE THE SURPRISE IN THEIR SUBJECT MATTER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] AA: SO WE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO RUIN IT BY TELLING US AHEAD OF TIME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] TA: 777 Indeed, my eager pupil, indeed 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] TA: 777 I will check in your progress a7 a la7er 7ime 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] TA: 777 good evening Marrow 7:D 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] ceased pestering aspiringArchon [AA] at 18:00 --