CLASSYGENTLEMENNE

[12:51] -- galactoidArrival [GA] began pestering theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] at 00:51 --

[12:53] GA: hello! is this the handle of a sorser piraya?

[12:54] TA: 777 yes you are indeed speaking 7o Sorser Piraya of 7he Al7ernian Pirayas 777

[12:55] GA: im lilys dad! nice to meet you!

[12:55] TA: 777 ah a pleasure 7o mee7 you Mis7er Mavico 777

[12:55] GA: she told me to inquire about, ah, 'lessons'?

[12:56] TA: 777 ah yes I do offer a fine array of classwork in 7he ar7s of e77ique77e and social graces 777

[12:56] TA: 777 I 7ake i7 Lily wishes 7o enroll you in my 7u7elage?" 777

[12:56] GA: (( doir: oh my god what a tool eheheh ))

[12:57] GA: i dunno! maybe! id be happy to see what your values are, to make sure you are the one for my daughter!

[12:57] GA: though im not really. like. a strict dad. you guys can do whatever as long as youre not jack lmao

[12:58] TA: 777 I assure you 7ha7 I have no in7en7ion on becoming an arrogan7 prick in a cheap sui7 any 7ime soon if 7ha7 is wha7 you are asking 777

[12:59] GA: welll, i was thinking more of the 'sociopath who killed me + my friends + my loved ones + traumatised everyone' but his fashion sense is pretty fuckin bad too

[01:00] TA: 777 indeed I have never seen such poor s7i7ching bu7 7ha7 is aside from 7he poin7 777

[01:00] TA: 777 I can assure you 7ha7 I only have your daugh7er's safe7y in my mind a7 all poin7s of 7he day 777

[01:01] GA: cool! but what about entertainment value

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] TA: 777 en7er7ainmen7? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] GA: i mean everyone needs to be entertained by funny hijinks. will you go on risky missions for the utmost hilarity and no other reason with her?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:02] GA: yknow. like. going up to the main villain and throwing pies at him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:02] GA: or jars of piss. your choice.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] TA: 777 our en7er7ainmen7 has mos7ly been religa7ed 7o snarky commen7ary and loo7ing 7urkey-ravaged jewlery s7ores 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] TA: 777 so I believe we have 7ha7 angle covered 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] GA: hahah, good enough

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] GA: so about this uh, classwork

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] GA: you got a brochure or something?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] TA: 777 even be77er my good sir 7:D 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] sent galactoidArrival [GA] howno77obeajackass.ppt --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] TA: 777 an informa7ional slide show on 7he finer poin7s of no7 being a massive 7oolbox 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] GA: pfff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] TA: 777 I doub7 you would be in need of i7 bu7 i7 never hur7s 7o spread 7he good word 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] GA: you have quite an extensive repertoire of things here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] TA: 777 yes 7here is narry a subjec7 7ha7 is no7 7ouched on in 7his comprehensive guide 7o all 7hings class and cur7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] TA: 777 7hough I am reworking i7 7o apply 7o our new socie7al si7ua7ion 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] GA: yeah but what are your political views

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] TA: 777 7he governmen7 is filled wi7h faschis7 pa7riarchs 7ha7 can only be reigned in under 7he mo7herly guide of a powerful woman a7 7he reigns 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] TA: 777 or was 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] GA: okay but are you a republican

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] TA: 777 wha7 is a republican? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] GA: you pass

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] GA: offical dadly seal of approval

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] TA: 777 7:? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] TA: 777 I will accep7 your praise wholehear7idly 7hen I 7hink 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:09] GA: youll do quite well in the mavico clan with your... unique personality and values

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:09] GA: unmatched by any other

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:09] GA: (( at this point doir is just laughing his ass off ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] TA: 777 a haugh7y 7i7le I would no7 dare 7o live down given your impressive lineage 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] TA: 777 Lily is a wonderful girl and Erisio is 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] TA: 777 Erisio 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] GA: erisio is quite a nice boy and i am very proud of him and his ability to not be the monster that one time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:11] TA: 777 yes your son cer7ainly is one of a kind I can confirm 7ha7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:11] GA: im sure your classy influence will reach him in ways that will do him much more good than anything a rusty man of unpracticed eloquence could

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:12] TA: 777 you fla77er me in ways I could never hope 7o be fla77ered sir 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] GA: people say i have that quality yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] GA: they often think its the suits

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] GA: i am a man of my suits, yes, only the fanciest suits i can get at all times or i wouldnt dare being seen in public

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] TA: 777 a man af7er my own hear7 i7 would appear 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] TA: 777 7here is no7hing more condusive of elegance and refinemen7 7han a good 7hree-piece sui7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:15] GA: unrivalled by anything except the cologne accompanying it, which also must be tastefully matching the articulateness of the rest of the attire

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:16] TA: 777 7he closer 7o 7he consis7ancy of furni7ure polish 7he be77er 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:17] GA: of course, a classic rule that has been passed down for generations in my family

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:17] GA: yes, we must come from lineages of similar values who truly know the most important things in life

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] TA: 777 I am honored 7ha7 7he Piraya name will be held 7o 7he same es7eem of 7he Mavicos 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:19] TA: 777 I will proudly proclaim i7 on a plaque in my office once we have se77led in7o a new socie7y 7ha7 will sus7ain 7he economy 7o warren7 sophis7ica7ion lessons 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:19] GA: the mavicos were among the richest of the human empires, rivalled only by the demains. descended from french and italian kings, we're only the most noble of rich classy sophisticates.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:20] GA: this bond between our families through you and lily shall bring about a prosperous new era for both of our clans

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:21] TA: 777 a shining new era of undoub7ed civi7li7y and 7ac7 7ha7 will surely las7 eons in 7he 7apes7ry of his7ory 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:21] TA: 777 7here will be operas wri77en abou7 7he melding of 7hese 7wo family lineages 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:23] GA: today is an important day, good sir, an important day indeed. the vows of two star-crossed lovers enduring hardship for their love, bringing together the two most powerful and upscale families in all of creation.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:23] GA: gods weep for such a mighty occurance.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:23] GA: im a god. by the way. like just mentioning that now.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:23] GA: a pretty posh god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:24] GA: pretty ritzy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:24] TA: 777 undoub7edly ri7zy of course 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:25] TA: 777 anyone claiming 7o be a god would have 7o be 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:26] GA: im the god of mind and justice, and as such i decree you to be a worthy successor to the mavico throne, as prince to my firstborn princess.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:27] TA: 777 7he honor is overwhelming sir 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:27] TA: 777 I mus7 go and mi7iga7e 7his wi7h a fine cigar and glass of 7roll French por7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:27] GA: i must be off too. all of the jovial, gentlemanly laughter of meeting such an esteemed man has left me a bit lightheaded.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:28] TA: 777 in 7ha7 case I bid you adieu sir Mavico 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:28] GA: arrivederci, mister piraya.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:28] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 01:28 --