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[12:40] -- arcaneArtisan [AA] began pestering aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 00:40 --

[12:41] AA: So it turns out you ARE real!

[12:41] AG: last time I checked, yeah?

[12:41] AG: who is this

[12:41] AA: I will give you a hint: I have painted your toenails.

[12:42] AA: (Hint2: It's Sami)

[12:42] AG: oh geeze

[12:42] AG: I was kind of trying not to think about that

[12:42] AA: At first I thought it was just a dream, but then I talked to Balish and he said he knew a troll named Null, and I talked to RC and she said she remembered it all!

[12:42] AG: I'd ask how you got my handle but people are handing out handles like hotcakes so w/e

[12:42] AG: yeah rc is uh

[12:42] AA: Only she also said Balish was kind of a jerk to you.

[12:43] AG: well I'm pretty scared of her now ngl

[12:43] AG: yeah, balish is a total dick

[12:43] AA: What, really? What are you scared of RC for?

[12:43] AA: Was it the mummy in her bed? Cause I'll admit that was a little weird.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] AA: I mean I get that it was her body and I guess I don't know what I would do if I had my body lying around, but it was still pretty creepy to run into.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] AG: well balish was already telling me not to trust her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] AA: Pfft. Balish doesn't trust anyone.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] AG: and yeah, the dead body and plying us with psychotropic substances without warning didn't really help

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] AA: What psychotropic substances?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] AG: man maybe I'm just paranoid and it's dream shit but like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] AG: I definitely feel like she slipped us some kind of magic potion?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] AA: Hmm. It certainly TASTED magical...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] AA: ...I remember that part.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] AG: I mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] AG: of course it isn't magic because magic is fake as hell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] AA: Yes. Much as it pains me to say it, that is true.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] AG: but it definitely might have been some kind of weird dream chemical?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] AG: ehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] AG: come to mention it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] AA: I am technically a witch, so I should probably start believing in magic, but it's so silly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] AG: I guess I wouldn't really mind having some more right about now but still it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing, she shoulda asked

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] AA: Well she did offer it to us! It's not like she forced us to drink it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] AG: oh you're the witch? man I'm glad I'm keeping all this shit organized in a trollpad file otherwise I'd be so lost

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] AA: That's probably a good idea! I don't know what's going on half the time.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:48] AG: man I definitely don't know even like 10% of what's going on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:48] AG: apparently jack's going to try to take my eyes out at some point?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:49] AG: which is weird because I guess we were kind of dancing around the idea of pursuing something flushed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:49] AG: I mean if he tries to take my eyeballs that will certainly put a stop to that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:49] AA: Is he? Man, Doir did tell me to give you a warning that Jack was planning to hurt you, but I figured he meant emotionally. I'm not sure how he knew about it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:49] AA: Jack's bad news, Null. You definitely don't want to be with him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:49] AG: I don't even know who the fuck doir is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] AG: why is everyone talking about me ]:<<>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] AA: Haha, yeah, I don't know how he knew you at all. He said he hadn't talked to you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] AG: I've got enough meddle in my life from balish thank you very much

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] AA: But he talked to some of the trolls I guess.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] AA: I think my friend Kate was "flushed" for Jack too though, before he pulled his stunts.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] AG: I appreciate the concern I guess but I think I'm doing okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] AG: besides, rc is the one encouraging me to date him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] AG: er I guess I shouldn't've said that, who knows who's reading this =_=

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] AA: But then we find out he's been killing people and took SO's eyeballs...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] AG: ... he took that skank's eyeballs?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] AG: wow he has a thing for eyeballs I guess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] AA: Yeah, he must have a kink or something!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] AA: Not a very sexy one, either.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] AG: man I know I'm weird but like damn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] AG: that's /weird/.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] AA: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] AA: Well look, you're a big girl, you probably know what's best. But just keep an eye on him I guess. I really wanted to like Jack for Kate's sake, but I can't bring myself to trust or like him anymore.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] AG: yeah he's kind of a douche

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] AG: for reasons I won't get into

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] AG: but pretty much all guys are haven't you noticed that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] AA: I'm friends with several guys!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:53] AG: trolls aren't even that different between genders, biologically speaking, and yet somehow the guys get all the douchebag genes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:54] AA: Haha, I have no idea what troll biology is like. I figured you guys were like us. You look basically like we do, except for the horns and being gray!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:55] AA: But I guess boy humans tend to be a little douchier too.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:55] AA: It's probably just a universal constant! Boys are lame, girls are awesome.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] AG: sounds about right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] AG: then again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] AG: women are pretty awful too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] AG: like that skank SO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] AA: You don't like SO, either?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] AG: no she's a matesprit stealing cuntamillion

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] AA: She seemed nice and helpful when I talk to her. A little aloof, but way nicer than Jack.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] AG: ugh I shouldn't be getting in to this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] AG: it's like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] AG: personal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] AA: Haha, "matesprit" must be some sort of troll thing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] AG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] AA: Is this about the Balish thing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] AG: four quadrants, two black, two red, red ones deal with positive emotions, black ones deal with negative, half of them are platonic and half are reproductive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] AG: there's your schoolfeeding for the day

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] AA: O_o ...what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] AG: troll romance 101

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] AA: That's....so complicated!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] AG: what 'balish thing' what the fuck have you heard

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] AA: Man, and I thought human romance was weird.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] AG: YHW SI ENOYREVE GNIKLAT T--- T- ABOUT ME UGH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] AA: RC said that he said some mean things to you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] AG: UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHGGGGGGGUUUUUU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] AG: people need to mind their own businesses ok!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] AA: I mean he says mean things all the time, but I think usually he's joking. It sounded like this time it was meaner than normal though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] AA: I intend to give him a good stern talking to about it, you can be sure!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] AG: I am supposed to be the one spying and gossiping not the other way around omg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] AG: er

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] AG: disregard that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] AG: anyway no he wasn't mean we've been friends for sweeps I can handle him being mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] AA: Haha. You're such a card, Null!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] AG: I was kind of considering pursuing a flushed (red reproductive) relationship with him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] AG: and before I could even hint at it he was shacked up with that loser twink!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] AA: Gasp! <3LURVE<3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] AG: and that's AFTER we made fun of tlaloc for dating that stupid human bitch!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] AG: so he's basically a huge hypocrite and a bulgelicker and that's all there is to say on the matter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] AA: Ughh. Tlaloc. I heard about him. He's the one that threatened Beau then immediately tried to date her afterward.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] AG: sounds about right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] AG: there's another fucking can of worms in my love life

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] AG: I wanted to hate date that asshole but when I told him he was suuuuccccchhhhhh a prick about it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:02] AA: "hate date?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:02] AA: Is that....is that a thing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:02] AG: like, sooooorrrrryyyyy I realized I should shit or get off the waste depository, sorry that offends your delicate wriggler sensibilities you ENTITLED PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:02] AG: er

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:02] AG: sorry I got carried away there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:02] AG: yeah. black, reproductive.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] AA: I don't think I get this at all!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] AG: well. I guess it depends how many dates you've had. whether it's reproductive or not, I mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] AA: That part I get I guess. But usually people don't want to have babies with people they hate!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] AA: Or at least humans don't.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] AG: babies?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] AG: no we don't do any of that weird lusus shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AA: Well that's what you mean by "reproductive," right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AA: Like you want to have his babies or something?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AG: we give slime to the drones and then they mix it all up and the mother grub somehow turns that shit into infants or some shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AG: well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AA: Honestly, I thought you were about the same age as me, and we're WAY too young to be having babies, but I don't know how it is with trolls.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AG: fill a pail? and maybe slap him around a little

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AG: not necessarily in that order

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AA: Man. Like....nothing you just said means anything to me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AG: we have to fill two pails every sweep if I understand correctly, starting from when we're shipped off planet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] AG: we don't raise the things ourself, thank god, but it keeps the species populated

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] AG: well, I guess, it used to, before the whole planet got destroyed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] AA: Aww. You mean you don't get to play with your own babies?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] AA: That's so sad!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] AG: yuck, no, they have to go through the trials to make sure they aren't cull bait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] AG: adults and wigglers aren't even allowed to cohabitat

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] AG: cohabitate?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] AG: ugh whatevr

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] AG: fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] AA: Babies can't go on trial! They probably couldn't even give a decent testimony if they were called to the stand.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] AG: ...what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] AG: his honorable lord tyranny has nothing to do with these trials

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] AA: Well I mean they're so small and they can't even hold up their own heads...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] AG: look, it's hard to explain and I don't feel like being the ambassador to humania

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] AA: ...plus they can't talk.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] AA: They just sort of babble.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] AG: yeah I think it's safe to say our young is way different from your

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] AA: Okay, yeah, I think we're going to have to mark this one down as "Alien reproduction sure is weird!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] AG: indeed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] AA: Anyway, it sounds like you have a lot on your mind.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] AG: ugh yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:09] AA: Just so you know, I'm a good listener. And since we're friends now, I'll totally be here if you want to vent about it!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:12] AG: this is basically me: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n243/queerdel/thisisme_zps3bd273ed.jpg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:12] AG: and yeah okay I will keep that in mind

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:12] AG: you seem like you're a little less likely to meddle so that's a good thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:12] AA: I mean I probably won't have any idea what you're talking about if you talk about pails and hate dates and stuff, but I can still listen!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] AG: ehehehe fair enough

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] AA: Aw. We'll have to make that rain cloud go away.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] AG: ehehe /^///^\;;

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] AG: alright well I should really get back to moping

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] AG: it was surprisingly nice to talk to you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] AA: Okay. Don't mope too much, okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] AG: no promises

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] ceased pestering arcaneArtisan [AA] at 01:14 --