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 -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 20:35 --

 [08:35] GT: Yo

 [08:35] GA: hi

 [08:36] GT: You're a loxer human correct?

 [08:36] GA: wow, yeah

 [08:36] GT: Do you know thix Beau chick

 [08:36] GA: loser over here

 [08:36] GA: surrounded by hot elves

 [08:36] GA: uh, yeah

 [08:36] GT: Elvex? Ugh don't tell me you're one of thoxe fantaxy nerdx

 [08:37] GA: no, my land is a beach and my consorts all want to do sexual things with me

 [08:37] GA: and i refuse every attempt, like a gentlemen

 [08:37] GA: anyway

 [08:37] GA: what do you want with beau?

 [08:37] GA: wait

 [08:37] GA: 'CCA: The brown one to be percise... CCA: Tlaloc>...'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GT: Yep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GT: Xhe knowx me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GT: And I know her unfortunately

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GT: You know about ux being matex right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GA: yes, i think so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:44] GT: Well, the prick wax uxing it ax a ruxe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:44] GT: A RUXE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:44] GA: a ruse? i guess she can be pretty tricky sometimes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:45] GT: Xhe wax juxt uxing me for information on my xpeciex!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:45] GA: or, maybe she just was a bit stressed because everyone she knows except like 7 people died

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:45] GA: though probably info too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:45] GT: The fuck ix that? Xhe could have juxt axked xomeone elxe!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:45] GT: Xhe did it before the game xtarted

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:45] GA: well mass deaths can change a person

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: getting down to business and such

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GT: And you think that'x bad? I loxt all my richex and my kingdom

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GT: That'x not why

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: aw, i feel ya

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: i lost my riches too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: i can never buy suits again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GT: Xhe dumped me the xecond we declared a truce, becauxe xhe no longer needed an advantage againxt ux!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] GT: And I fell for it the whoooole time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:47] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] slaps himself in the forehead --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] GA: its not that bad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] GA: its just one breakup

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] GA: people break up all the time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] GT: What do you mean!?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] GT: XHE TRICKED ME!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GA: yeah, sometimes people can do bad things

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GT: I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING WRONG TO HER OH MY GOD I WAX XO NICE TO HER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GA: i was nice to a dude once and now he's trying to kill my friend

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GT: Yea ok whatever that'x great

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GA: just saying, some people dont do fair things

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GT: Thing ix, will you help me get back at her?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GA: spite her by finding someone new

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GA: um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GT: Pleeeeeaxe dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: i mean if you want to throw a pie in her face

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: please dont say murder

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GT: Yea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GT: Piex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GT: Or juxt xlap her or make her cry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GT: Xomething embarraxing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: hmm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GT: I have moneeeeey

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: well if you go the pie route,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GT: Not nearly ax much ax I uxed to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: wait, money?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GT: but xtill

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: whats your currency

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: do you have historical records of your civilization too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GT: G- to the O to the L to the D motherfuckaaa

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GT: And yea I guexx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GT: I have xome xtar chartx and codexex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GA: what about scientific advancements?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GA: theories and such

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GT: I have xome calendarx and xtuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GA: deal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GT: Wait, before we do thix

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GT: Ix xhe hot?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GA: but if you go the pie route, make sure you do not use cold liquids

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GA: idk sorta yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GT: I xhe like, conxidered hot in your xociety?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GT: Dexcriiiiibe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GA: yeah but you shouldnt like her just for her looks

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GA: :/

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GA: anyway, cold liquids in pies will melt human skin

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GA: so make sure the pies are lukewarm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GT: I didn't

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GT: I liked her for her perxonality!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GA: yeah she has a pretty cool personality

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GT: Xhe wax the only perxon at the time that I gave a xhit about

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GT: Xhe UXED to have a cool perxonality, you mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:54] GT: Ugh xhe juxt turned into an ugly mexx on the inxide blegh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:54] GA: well ive only known her for like, half a year, but she seemed to be genuinely cool to me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:54] GA: maybe she's different to different people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:54] GT: Well, firxt off

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:55] GT: You could help me by telling me what xhe lookx like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:55] GT: I don't want to throw a pie in the wrong humanx face

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:55] GA: um, blonde hair

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] GA: humans sometimes have white skin, and thats what she has

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] GA: idk i saw her like once at a party

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] GA: she probably isnt going to be wearing any kinds of dresses

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] GT: Chext xize?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] winks --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] GA: i dont know what the other ladies on my team look like either, so they could be blonde and white too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] GA: uh, i wasnt really looking

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] GT: Whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] GT: Xecondly, how am I xuppoxed to get to her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GT: I know we're both in the xame game or xomething

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GA: pesterchum

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GA: wait what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GT: PHYXICALLY get to her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GA: idk car

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GA: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GA: spaceship

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GT: I can't throw a pie through an internet connection

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GA: not with that attitude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GT: Well, I kinda thought that too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GT: But I don't have/know how to make a xpacexhip

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GT: Whatever, we'll get to that part at the end

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GT: Weaknexxex: What are they

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GA: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GA: she definitely does not use scythes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] GT: Ix xhe phyxically weak? Or will xhe xtart xobbing if I called her a buttface

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] GA: absolutely not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] GA: idk ive called her a butt because i call most people butts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] GA: i dont think she cried

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GT: How good ix xhe with a xcythe? Alxo, what xcarex her?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GA: probably coffee scares her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GA: and i have no idea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GA: we only met in person like once

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GA: though again; for the pie thing, it *must not be cold*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GA: *it must be lukewarm*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GA: humans are volatile

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GT: What?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GA: humans melt in cold degrees

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] GT: Um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] GT: That waxn't a funny joke

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] GA: what do you mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] GA: melting isnt a joke

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GT: Do you think xhe'd xenxe me coming up from behind her and pulling her drexx down

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GA: hmm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GT: Haha and then I'd abxcond and xhe'd be all embarraxed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] GA: haha yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] GT: Alxo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] GT: I'm not a horrible perxon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] GA: oh, of course not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] GA: everyone enjoys a good prank

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GT: Xhe did thix to me firxt, xo I think a pantxing ix in order

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GT: That really mexxed me up, you know?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GA: wait just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GA: if you get like challenged to chess or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GA: can you maybe not defeat her?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GA: humans kind of have an honor thing of killing themselves when overly embarrased or defeated

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GT: Huh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GT: Chexx?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GT: Oh yea that'x her chumhandle ixn't it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GT: I don't know what the fuck chexx ix

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GA: okay thats good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GA: she probably has a thick skin so the dress thing wouldnt make her kill herself

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GA: but chess is kind of her thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GT: UGH WOW XO NOW I HAVE TO LEARN CHEXX

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GT: Literally that'x the only thing that will make her cry?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GA: idk probably

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:12] GT: What ix it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:12] GT: A video game or xomething

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:12] GA: no its like an old game from before video games

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GA: considering our cultural similarities ive found from talking with jossik, you guys probably have troll chess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GA: just troll google it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] GT: WHAAAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GT: There are too many piecex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GA: yeah dude better get a head start

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GT: and you can't even move them all the xame what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GT: Whatever, thankx for thix xhit, I guexx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GA: no problem

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GT: You'll get your payment after the deed ix done

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GA: haha yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GA: scientific and cultural knowledge

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GT: AND IF YOU TRY TO UXE THIX AGAINXT ME LIKE HER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: definitely not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GT: I WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND JUMP ON IT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GT: Ok maybe not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: yay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GT: But I'll be pretty angry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GT: Xee you cool dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GA: see ya

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 21:17 --