100913-Beau-Sami

[08:14] -- chessAficionado [CA] began pestering arcaneArtisan [AA] at 20:14 --

[08:14] CA: Hey Sami!...

[08:14] AA: Beau! It's been too fuckin' long!

[08:15] CA: Oh, how long has it been?...

[08:15] AA: Two days, three hours and fifty seven seconds.

[08:15] AA: I marked it on my "Beau" stopwatch.

[08:15] CA: Well that is a long time......

[08:15] CA: I...

[08:15] AA: (I painted it gray. Like your text)

[08:15] CA: guess...

[08:16] CA: I'm touched...

[08:16] AA: Nah, fuck being touched. I do it for all my fuckin' friends.

[08:17] CA: Well, now that introductions are out of the way...

[08:17] CA: I must ask...

[08:17] AA: Kate's Friendwatch is about as fuckin' spooky a watch as you've ever seen.

[08:17] CA: have you also recieved an email about this game?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:17] CA: (I'm sure)...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:17] AA: Oh! Fuck, yeah, sorry. Here you are contacting me about stuff and I'm just fucking droning on and on.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] AA: Hell yeah I did! But who the fuck is this Skaianet anyway?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] CA: I imagine it's the game developers...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] CA: Do you know anything about it?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] AA: I know fuck all.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:20] CA: Then allow me to fill you in...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:20] CA: It seems to be a two team game...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] AA: Oh? We're not going to have to fuckin' fight one another, are we? Like hell am I going to fight with my friends!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] CA: Me, you, Kate, Doir, Jack, Nate, Moss, and Dane...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] CA: We are one team...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] CA: and we fight the other team...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] AA: Oh! That's better. Because seriously, fuck fighting you guys.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:22] CA: a team of aliens...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:22] AA: Oh, like they play aliens in the game?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:22] CA: Nope...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:22] CA: real aliens...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:22] CA: they also play the game...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:22] CA: I wish it was make believe...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:22] AA: "Real" aliens my ass, Beau.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] CA: I had a hard time believing it too...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] CA: Though as far as we know, they may be cosplayers or some shit...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] AA: Aliens are fake as shit. Just like magic, the state of Wyoming, and Walt fuckin' Disney.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] CA: pardon my french...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] CA: but que?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] CA: wait that's spanish...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:24] CA: but anyway...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] CA: It seems unfair...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] CA: we have a team of 8...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] CA: they have a team of 12...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] AA: Fuckin' cheaters!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] CA: but they are a less organized team...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] AA: That's such obvious bullshit I almost feel silly calling it bullshit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] CA: so if we target the weaker chains holding their team together...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] CA: we can win easy :D...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:26] AA: Wait, aren't they just a bunch of friends?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:26] AA: Like us?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:26] CA: Some seem to be...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:26] CA: But bigger teams mean more likely that someone hates someone else...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] AA: You can't split up True fuckin' Friends. It just doesn't work.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] AA: Friends'll always come through for each other, come hell or high water.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] CA: but we can abuse hatreds...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] AA: They hate each other? But that's the saddest fuckin' thing I ever heard!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] CA: I know right?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:28] AA: They're a fuckin' team! That means they're supposed to be friends, like all of us!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:28] CA: Despite smaller teams, we have the bigger advantage...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:28] AA: Yeah, they don't stand a fuckin' chance if they can't call on the Power of Friendship!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:29] AA: We're going to stomp them into the fuckin' ground.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:30] AA: Hey! We probably need a team name!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:30] CA: I didn't think of this D:!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:30] CA: hmmm...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:30] CA: team "real as shit humans"!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:31] AA: Fuckin' perfect.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:31] CA: I am glad to contribute in anyway I can...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:31] CA: speaking of which...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:32] CA: Have you been contacted by any trolls yet?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:32] AA: One or two. All I can say is they tried their fuckin' best.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:32] CA: oh god...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] CA: Did I mention they are our opponets?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] AA: One of them tried to do that old "Is Your Refrigerator Running" shit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] AA: It was fuckin' adorable.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] AA: Oh, really?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] CA: Yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] CA: pitiful yes?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] AA: Well now I kinda feel like shit about how bad we're going to beat them!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:34] CA: Don't be...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:34] CA: It's just a game...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:34] AA: Yeah, but when we make them look like shit, they're going to be fuckin' devastated emotionally.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:34] AA: They may never fuckin' recover.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:35] CA: yes ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:35] CA: we will stand victorius...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:36] CA: and maybe even find them a therapist...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:36] AA: And they're probably already pretty fuckin' unstable if they pretend they're aliens all the time.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:36] CA: Yes, it is strange...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:36] CA: I have gained a mole in the game although...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:36] CA: One of the "aliens"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:37] CA: Believes we are dating...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:37] AA: Oh, Beau. You shouldn't play with people's hearts. It could really fuck someone up.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] CA: I understand this...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] AA: Or do you liiiiiiiiiike this troll? >:}

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] CA: But I believe he was threatening my death before my "courtship"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] AA: That's....pretty fucked up.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] CA: yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] CA: I know...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] AA: In that case, fuck that guy!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] AA: No one fucks with one of my friends like that!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:39] CA: although if I need to, I could probably knock his head 3 way till sunday...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:39] CA: I mean I have the tools of the fucking grim reaper in my bedroonm...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:46] CA: hello?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:46] CA: Have you taken your leave?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:46] CA: Then I will say goodbye Sami...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:46] -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering arcaneArtisan [AA] at 20:46 --