Eddy Malloy

Your name is Eddy Malloy, and you are a SOCIALLY AWKWARD FANTASIST. Being the son of FLARP MASTER JOSSIK KATARN has a lot of perks, and one of the best is how much SWAG you get, but it becomes BORING after a while. Though still not as boring as living with your NOVELIST HUMAN MOTHER. Living up here in the mountains is comfortable, but the isolation leads to you being TREMENDOUSLY SOCIALLY AWKWARD. It doesn't help that you have NO FASHION SENSE, WHATSOEVER. Instead of making friends, you spend your days researching MIDEVAL MYTHOLOGY and PRACTICING YOUR INSTRUMENTS, between your RIVETING CHESS MATCHES with your MOTHER, AURA.

But even Aura has noticed your COMPLETELY ASININE FASHION SENSE, a STRANGE HYBRID OF MODERN AND COSTUME PIECES, cut up and sewn back together RATHER HAPHAZARDLY. What isn't haphazard is your VAST COLLECTION OF BOOKS, including books on MYTHOLOGY, FOLKLORE, and YOUR MOTHER'S WORKS. You hope reading them will make you MORE ANALYTICAL, should you ever find yourself in the outside world, HEAVEN FORBID. Lastly, hidden in a corner, you have a FLARP OPTIMIZED COMPUTER for REAL TIME and TURN BASED STRATEGY GAMES, complete with a HIFI STEREO for all your MUSICAL NEEDS. Your instrument of choice is your RUSTIC CLASSIC GUITAR which you use to play the works of THE FOUNDERS OF KAMELOT. You take very good care of it, even though it is quite the PRACTICAL BLUDGEONING TOOL.

Life Before SBurb/SGrub
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