090714doirbeau

 [10:31] CA: Beau is walking to his own room, humming a tune....

 [10:32] GA: Doir is walking to his own room, also humming a tune.

 [10:34] CA: "Ah, Doir. How're you?"...

 [10:35] GA: "i dunno. you?"

 [10:36] CA: "You... don't know? Is everything ok?"...

 [10:37] GA: "what? im wandering the halls aimlessly humming. i think im doing pretty okay."

 [10:38] GA: "maybe. i might be doing terrible. who knows."

 [10:38] CA: "Uh... I would think you would"...

 [10:38] CA: "The recent events have left people in high tensions"...

 [10:39] GA: "well, we should start compressing then"

 [10:39] CA: "Compressing?"...

 [10:40] GA: "you know because... compression is the opposite of..." Doir coughs. "nevermind."

 [10:40] CA: "I uh... I don't think that's what compress means Doir"...

 [10:41] GA: "in physics, compression is the opposite force of tension."

 [10:41] CA: "Ah, I see. I thought you meant when something is put under pressure and pressed, which is the opposite of what we need"...

 [10:43] GA: "no, no, because like, tension is a pulling force, and compression is a pushing force, theyre opposites to each other. so if we have tension problems, we should compress."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:43] GA: "its not the opposite. the opposite is more tension."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:44] GA: "dont question puns beau"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:44] GA: "my puns are always scientifically applicable not to mention completely valid"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:47] CA: "Uh... ok then... Anyway..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:49] GA: Doir glances at the rest of the hallway and it almost looks like he's just considering running away before he says something stupider.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:52] CA: "How's your mind training been going?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:52] GA: "i dunno. whyre you interrogating me?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:52] CA: *awkward neck scratch*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:53] GA: "you got a secret agenda there, beau?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:53] GA: "filling up your prissy little head with information on all of your friends, huh?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:54] GA: "whaddya gonna do with that info? you gonna take them down? you gonna... exploit their weaknesses?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:54] CA: "Yes, you've found me out. I plan on taking over the session to come back to life."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:54] CA: "Ryspor was the first target"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:54] GA: Doir snaps. "darn, you too?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:57] GA: (( that was a physical, like, snap with your fingers. ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:57] GA: (( not a different kind of snap. ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:57] CA: "Next I will buy Nate's alliance and have him kill you all, then cheat the death clocks of the god tiers and ensure they won't revive"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:58] CA: ((Yeah, I figured))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:58] GA: "im going to go to the moon, and kill all of the aliens, then use the moons precious secret minerals to take over the world."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:58] GA: "speaking of nate, im kind of thinking of dumping him"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:59] CA: "Oh?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:59] GA: "yeah i mean the joke is just getting stale and if he isnt putting any effort into this relationship fuck it im done"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:59] CA: "You dated him as a joke?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:00] GA: "well duh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:00] GA: "nobodies this obsessive or tenacious when it comes to crushes dude"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:01] CA: "Eh... I've seen some... cases"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:02] GA: "mm, well, we had a good run, there was definitely some comedic value to be gained, but we havent even gotten to first base yet. we arent even playing baseball."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:03] GA: "i mean come on i be a girl for like two years for him and we dont even fuck smh hes wasting my talents"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:03] GA: "whats an arbitrix gotta do to get laid around here jeez"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:07] CA: "Well, maybe you'll find a 'fresh booty' in the new session"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:07] GA: "pfft yeah right like anyone therell offer the same amount of hilariousness just by existing near them"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:08] CA: "Why not try communicating with Nate? Work those issues out between yourselves"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:09] CA: "Last time I was a relationship counseler was when Ryspor was dating Jossik. We all know how that went"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:09] GA: "uh, why would i communicate with him? everyone knows communication solves every problem."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:11] CA: "Exactly? Communicate with him and maybe you can make up with him"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:11] GA: "no, no, no youre not getting it"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:11] GA: "you just dont understand."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:12] CA: "Clearly not. Perhaps my mind was loosened when I killed my friend with no second thought"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:12] CA: Beau is fully straight faced...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:12] GA: "hey, i did that like... a bunch of times."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:13] GA: Doir has been completely straight faced this entire time, as always.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:14] GA: "i got ryspor killed, then burned sami to death, then killed you, oh and i killed myself, also i killed all of my elves, and jack... im just doing better on the friendkills."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:15] CA: "Ryspor was Jack's fault not yours. Sami was not Sami, she was Jack's minion. I was going to godtier. You were going to godtier, and Jack was necessary and you know that. Plus weren't the eleves illusions anyway?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:15] GA: "hey, what the hell, dont diminish my accomplishments"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:16] CA: "I did not think you would consider them acomplishments"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:17] GA: "well what else am i gonna do cry because i killed my friends boohoo im a weiner and i cry about everything because everything is terrible"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:17] GA: "can you guess who i am there. im sami. thats who i am."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:18] CA: "Think of it this way. You beat a Super powered Jack Sami, managed to surpass the limits of being a page, aided in the god tiering of your friend, and you beat Jack himself"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:18] GA: "and i mean she hasnt even killed her friends yet shes just going to and she still cries about it"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:18] GA: "that stuffs dumb"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:21] CA: "I see. You do realize that her concerns go out much farther than what you think, yes?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:21] GA: "yeah, duh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:21] GA: "im only complaining to look inconsiderate, i dont even give a shit one way or the other"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:21] CA: "Well then why do you mock her so casually?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:22] GA: "i dunno."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:22] CA: "why do you want to seem inconsiderate?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:22] GA: "again with the questions. naughty mister beau, mind your business."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:26] CA: "I am curious. Why do you wish to seem inconsiderate?" He says, repeating himself...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:26] GA: "it was a slip of the tongue, jolly old beau boy, i wish no such thing."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:27] GA: "you know how erratic i can be, i would say anything to get you off my back. that thing i said is most certainly not the truth."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:27] CA: "I'm going to go out on a limb and say bullshit"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:27] CA: "When someone says it's a slip of the tongue, it's never a slip of the tongue"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:27] GA: "heheheh, i know."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:28] CA: "Please, I am not blind, despite having no visible pupils"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:28] GA: "you saw exactly what i wanted you to see, that i was lying about it being untrue."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:33] CA: "Ok, let's get back from the thre levels of lie we have and back to the main thing. Why do you wish to seem inconsiderate? I know it is not because you feel like it."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:34] GA: "hah! but you are exactly wrong right there!" Doir points at Beau, Ace Ventura style. "i have never wished to look inconsiderate! i said that to confuse you into thinking i had some kind of depth that i was unwilling to share!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:34] GA: "not that i wish to look considerate, of course. not any more. i got bored with that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:34] CA: "Oh? Why?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:35] GA: "well, i only went sane because i got bored with insanity. i said it was for some moral bullshit of me turning into jack, but i was genuinely just bored. buuuut it turns out being sane is way less fun."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:36] GA: "i mean, this whole conversation? we'd be doing some bullshit feelings crap instead. talk about why the universe sucks."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:36] CA: "So you don't wish to avoid becomming Jack?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:36] GA: "that is where you are wrong! i cannot become jack, for i am me!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:36] CA: "Ok, so you want to be like Jack?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:37] GA: "never! he was too consistent."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:39] CA: He sighs. "Let me get this straight. You want to be a random team killing fucktard?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:39] CA: "Are you perhaps going through your scene phase?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:39] GA: "fool! never!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:40] CA: "Amazingly, I get the reference"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:40] GA: "yeah, you look just like maka. or did look. whoops."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:40] CA: "...?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:40] CA: "Oh yeah, female, timelines"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:41] GA: "anyway, point im trying to make here, if you're insane but don't show it, are you really insane?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:41] CA: "Yeah, just know one knows you're insane"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:41] CA: *no one...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:41] GA: "yes, but if your entire existence is based on what others can see of you, are. you. insane?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:42] CA: "Yes, because it isn't"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:42] CA: "For example, no one knew Nate was insane. He almost killed us all"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:42] GA: "that is where you are wrong, and that is why i am the insane one!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:42] CA: "No one knew Jack was insane until he killed Dean actually"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:43] GA: "he showed it eventually, didnt he? if he had not, he might as well never have been insane, for it didnt matter!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:43] CA: "No, because if you're insane, you still do insane things, even if no one knew"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:45] CA: "For example, if I were to kill someone on the ark, but no one knew it was me, I'd stil be a murderer"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:45] GA: "ah, yes, but if a scene is not shown on tv wherein a character shows their true colors, but it is never talked about again, did they really show their true colors?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:45] GA: *and it is never

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:46] GA: "see, you killing someone else would have an effect on the world! but if i were to cover myself in jam and stay in my room, and never tell a soul, it might as well never have happened!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:46] CA: "Yes, it just wasn't on screen. Difference is, GA, we are on screen right now. Because we're both present. You are always on screen. Welcome to real life, it's canon bitch"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:47] GA: Doir smashes a hot pocket against the ground. "WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:47] CA: "Now that's just a waste"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:47] GA: "no, you just dont see~! my mad ramblings? im not saying them because i believe them, im saying them because they can be said!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:49] CA: "Ok, yeah. By the way, I might have to sit you down and have a talk about your mental health"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:49] GA: "heheh, im just fucking with you dude."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:49] GA: "our conversation was getting mad awkward so i made it interesting."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:50] CA: "You wasted a perfectly good hot pocket. Something is wrong"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:50] GA: "dude, that hot pocket is like three years old"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:50] GA: "i was waiting for a chance to throw it on the ground"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:53] CA: "I see. So when did you start "making it interesting"?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:53] GA: "probably around the first 'i dunno'."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:54] GA: "hah! but i was not making it interesting. that was a ruse. i was just talking normally."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:54] CA: "Ok, you're tired, I'm putting you to bed. Good night Doir"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:54] GA: Doir hisses and floats up to the ceiling.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:55] CA: Beau floats up too. "It's bed time"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:55] GA: Doir continues floating away. "no.""

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:00] CA: Beau sighs. "Seriously. Stop with the morally ambigious crap. if you're going to go evil, go evil, but stop having merciless sex with the line between evil and good"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:00] CA: "Good night Doir." He floats off into the hallway, and enters his room....

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:01] GA: "hah!" Doir falls to the ground. "uh, i dont have an insane statement to go after that hah. probably just a never! wait, where are you going?- er, night, beau!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:01] GA: Doir snickers to himself. "heheh, i got him soooo goooood. good job me. heheheheh."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:02] CA: His door opens and he leans out. "I mean it though. Pick your side" Then goes back inside....

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:02] GA: "NEVER!" He rolls away, laughing maniacally.