082514VyllenLily

[00:00] GC: ((Sup loser))

[00:00] GT: ((yo shitlord))

[00:00] GC: ((We gon braek or whut))

[00:00] GT: ((hel ye))

[00:01] GC: Lily hears a rapid knocking on her door, "H-Hey uh.."

[00:01] GT: Lily opens it. The scarf is draped around her neck. She looks at him appraisingly. "Hey."

[00:04] GC: His glasses are clenched in his hands and he smells of... Rubi, "Uh... U... Uh..."

[00:05] GT: She leans against the doorframe, and decaptchalogues what looks like a slice of roast beef. "You're breaking up with me, aren't you."

[00:07] GC: He blinks a few times, then puts on his shades, "... Yeah."

[00:08] GT: She begins munching on the slice. "I'm guessing for Rubi, given you smell something fierce of motor oil."

[00:09] GC: "Mhm."

[00:10] GT: "Good pick. She seemed pretty nice. I'll have to congratulate her later."

[00:11] GC: "Mm."

[00:12] GT: She chuckles. "Dude, relax. It's not like this is gonna destroy our friendship or anything like that. Besides, this way you'll have someone to grieve with if I die."

[00:13] GC: "Eh, I'll probably be dead before you."

[00:14] GT: "Nah." She gestures to herself. "Deadly virus, remember? I'm surprised I'm not coughing up blood or something yet."

[00:17] GC: "Oh right. Then you'll die with Rubi. And I'll probably An Hero or something."

[05:31] GC: ((I am arrive))

[05:31] GT: ((jealous much))

[05:31] GT: (([10:13] GC: "Eh, I'll probably be dead before you." [10:13] GT: "Nah." She gestures to herself. "Deadly virus, remember? I'm surprised I'm not coughing up blood or something yet."))

[05:31] GC: ((>:T you pressured me into this log))

[05:31] GT: ((mhm))

[05:32] GC: "Oh right... That. She'll probably die with you and I'll end up An Hero."

[05:33] GT: "It's what you've always wanted," she says, grinning. "Of course, if I die Thiago might have you beat on the Tragic Loss front. We're still quadranted and everything."

[05:35] GC: "I never said I was suicidal!" He waves his hand, "Thiago sucks."

[05:36] GT: "Unfortunately for you, Darmok's already laid claim to him."

[05:38] GC: He shudders, "I hate you and you're terrible. My hate surpasses bullshit sex and is more homicidal and... Malicious."

[05:39] GT: "Goodness me." She takes out another piece of beef and chows down. "Well, you're not allowed to kill him until I've kicked the bucket. I have stabbing privileges."

[05:39] GC: "I don't stab shit! I shoot it!"

[05:40] GT: "I still have stabbing privileges."

[05:40] GC: "well FINE then!"

[05:42] GT: "All right then. You certainly made your point."

[05:44] GC: "Mm."

[05:47] GT: "Well, this is...scintillating." She looks at the remaining scraps of her roast beef forlornly. "I wonder if they have any chicken breasts in the commissary."

[05:48] GC: "Why're you so hungry?"

[05:49] GT: "I'm sick," she says, shrugging nonchalantly. The consequence of wearing goggles all the time, however, is that Lily has the worst poker face you've ever seen, and her eyes are anything but nonchalant.

[05:54] GC: "Are you stacking two dangerous Diseases Lily? That PokerFace is shit. The shittiest."

[05:55] GT: "I have the best poker face." She pouts. "And no, I'm not. Just the one life-threatening virus, promise."

[05:56] GC: "Then why the fuck are you eating so much? Do you have a tapeworm?"

[05:56] GT: She looks at him flatly. "Yes. That's it exactly. Congratulations."

[05:59] GC: "Cryptic bullshit isn't going to get you anywhere in life Lily..."

[06:02] GT: She abruptly stops leaning against the door frame, taking the scarf off her neck and tying it around her eyes. "Think I'll go check out the commissary now. Great talking with you, 8-bit. Have fun with your latest one true love."

[06:07] GC: He blushes, "Mm." [06:08] GT: She walks down the hallway with unerring straightness despite not being able to see a thing.

[06:08] GT: ((u post))

[06:08] GC: ((SIGH))

-- galliardTartarologist >[GT] ceased pestering gimcrackCarniifex [GC] at 06:08 --