112114-Lily-Erisio

[10:27] GC: Erisio stumbles over to Lily, blindfolded. Attempting to jack his vision gives you total darkness, but from his grunts of pain you can tell it*s him

[10:28] GC: He bumps into the kitchen table and falls into a chair

[10:28] GT: "What the actual fuck are you doing," Lily says flatly.

[10:28] GC: "I have decided that to better empathize with you, I walk in your shoes, so I have blinded myself"

[10:29] GT: "Oh my fucking God."

[10:29] GT: "I'm trying not to laugh over here because that's really sweet but it's also really fucking funny, I'm sorry."

[10:29] GC: "Yes! I was sweet!"

[10:29] GC: He raises his hands in victory

[10:30] GC: then captchalouges the blindfold. "Fuck that"

[10:30] GT: "Pff. Nice."

[10:30] GT: She raises an eyebrow. "Also, god damn, I don't think I've ever heard you swear before."

[10:30] GC: "Er, by fuck that I mean fuck being blindfolded, not fuck being sweet"

[10:30] GC: "Huh?"

[10:31] GC: "You should see me do science!"

[10:31] GC: "Acey once yelled at me because all my fake curses were disrupting her real curse"

[10:32] GC: "That was the day I accidentally set one of my paintings on fire"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] GC: "Note: Microwaving Thermite and Tinfoil is not a good idea"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] GT: "Wow. Yeah, maybe not."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] GT: "What were you even trying to test there?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] GT: "How catastrophically you could make a microwave fail?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] GC: "... What... happens when you microwave tinfoil and thermite?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] GT: She shrugs. "Fair enough."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] GC: "But yeah, I don*t really curse unless im like, frustrated, or if shit is going wrong"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] GT: "Is shit currently in the process of going wrong?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] GC: He sighs. "I don*t know is the problem"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] GC: "It*s like something that SHOULD be ok, but it feels like it will end up not being ok, y*know?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] GT: "Maybe?" She pats a chair. "Siddown. Without killing yourself this time, anyways."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] GC: He sits down

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] GC: He immeditely slams his head into the table. "Ow"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] GT: "PFFFFFHAHAHAHA." She regains her composure after a moment. "Well, you're still alive, so we're gonna count that as a success."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] GC: "You mock my pain o sister of mine"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] GT: "Always, brother dearest."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] GC: "Ugh, what do I do Lily"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] GT: "Bout what?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:41] GC: "There*s this person, and I care about them a lot, and I think I might like them more than friends, but they already have a romantic partner I think"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] GT: "Ah jeez. That's rough, man." She chinhands, grinning wildly. "Who's the lucky lad or lass?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:43] GC: "I don*t know if I should tell you"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:43] GC: "Are you gonna gossip?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:43] GC: "Or try to *interfere*?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GT: "Psh, whaaat. I wouldn't do that, c'mon. Gimme a little credit, bro-bro."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GC: "Mmmph"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GC: "Fine"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GC: "It*s..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GT: She leans in closer.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] GC: "Mphp" his voice is muffled as he buries his face into his arms

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] GT: "Sorry, didn't catch that," she says innocently.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] GC: "MmmmPhmm"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] GT: "MmmmPhmm? Ah yes, I know him. Nice guy. Good with kids."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] GC: He picks his head up a little, his face is very red. "You*re mean"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] GT: She's grinning like a cat. "The meanest." She pouts. "C'monnnn, who iiis iiiiit."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] GT: "Tell meeeeeeeeeee."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] GC: "Mmm"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] GC: "I think..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] GC: "I think I might like M-Mahtah"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] GT: "Quiet notebook girl? Seriad's kid?" She squeals. "AHHHHH, OH MY GOD, THE TWO OF YOU WOULD BE SO *CUTE* TOGETHER."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] GT: "Wait, Mahtah's in a relationship? Ohoho, DISH."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] GC: He turns stark red. "TH-This is why I didn*t want to tell you!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] GC: "I don*t *Know*! I just know that- hey wai tyou said no gossip!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] GT: "Nooo, this is just gossip for ME. I gotta keep up on the tangled web of romantic intrigue, man! It'll make the breeding process SO much less awkward, believe me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] GC: "I don*t know anything, just that she and Mari seem close sometimes and she was wearing Mari*s shirt at one point"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] GT: "Oh, what, Mari?" She waves a dismissive hand. "Pff, you don't need to worry about her. I'VE had sex with her." She taps a finger to her chin. "Though it only lasted for like, 5 minutes. Also we never actually touched technically? Does it still count?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] GC: "W-Wh*WHat Who Wh*en what"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GC: "I*m s*orry I don*t th*ink I nee*ded to *know* that"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GT: "She introduced me to the wonders of hornjobs." She blushes a little. "I'm actually kind of excited to try it out with actual horns this time."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GC: "Wh*Y ARE YOU STILL TALKING"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] GT: "Also, lemme tell you, that girl likes some weird-ass shit in the bedroom." She leans in. "Oh man, she had this bucket - "

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GC: Erisio physically shoves Lily away

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GT: Lily falls on her ass, cackling madly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GC: He then bolts, slamming straight into the wall

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GC: Like Wiley Coyote

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] GT: The laughter only increases.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] GC: Among Lily*s laughing, quiet crying can be heard from the heap on the floor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] GT: The laughter shuts down like a padlock has been clamped over her mouth. "Shhhit," Lily mutters quietly, and begins crawling around the floor, feeling for Erisio.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] GC: When she touches him, Erisio recoils

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] GT: "Ah, jeez, Erisio..." She sighs. "I'm sorry."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] GC: slowly, with shaking hands, he applies bandages to his bloody nose

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] GC: He... makes noises. THey can*t really be described as words

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] GT: Slowly, with grim determination, Lily raises her fist up, and punches herself in the nose. Hard.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] GT: "Ow ow ow OW OW OW OW OW OW MMMMMMMOTHERFUCKER." She immediately begins clutching it in intense pain. "OH GOD, I REGRET EVERYTHING."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] GC: "L*l-Lily...?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] GC: His head slowly moves up. His eyes are covered in tears, and there is blood dripping from his nose. "A-Are you o*k...?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] GC: "Did you get h-hurt? I*m so*rry I push*ed you"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] GT: Eventually, after a few deep breaths, she lets go. Dull fuschia blood is dripping from her nose as well. She grins weakly. "Nah, it's cool. We're - " She winces. "We're even now, is all."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] GC: "E-E-Eve*n?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] GT: "I have decided that to better empathize with you, I will walk in your shoes, so I have given myself a bloody nose." She grins, then winces again. "In retrospect, not one of my best ideas."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GC: "I-I-I*m trying not to laugh over h-here because that*s really sweet but it*s also really fucking funny, I*m sorry."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GC: He repeats what Lily said earlier

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] GT: She pumps both fists in the air. "Yes! I was sweet!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] GT: She then clutches her nose again. "Fuck that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] GC: "O-Ok thats enough of that"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] GT: "Ehehe. OK."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] GC: "A-Ah, this hurts"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:24] GT: "I hadn't noticed," she says flatly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GT: "We should go hit up Rubi, she can do the healy dealie."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GC: "N-No"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GC: "Ill just"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GC: "go to bed"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GC: "Lock myself in my room"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GC: "G*G*Goodnight, L-Lil"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] GT: "Oh." She looks down. "Yeah. OK." She sits back against the wall, pulling her knees up to her chest. "G'night."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GC: He stumbles off