07172014SorserTethys

[09:59] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] began pestering gallionicAcrobat [GA] at 21:59 --

[09:59] TA: 777 hello my s7ares7 of s7ar pupils 777

[09:59] GA: | Ugh, not you again. |

[09:59] GA: | Please, kill me now. |

[09:59] GA: | I'd rather die then endure the rest of this conversation. |

[10:00] TA: 777 al7hough your reques7 is 7echnically poli7e, I'm afraid I mus7 decline 777

[10:00] TA: 777 dead bodies produce no coin af7er all 777

[10:00] GA: | I'm not paying you any money for this. |

[10:01] TA: 777 of course no7 for 7ha7 one, my appren7ice 777

[10:01] TA: 777 7ha7 is a sample 777

[10:01] GA: | Am I paying for this one? |

[10:01] GA: | I'm not paying for anything from you. |

[10:02] TA: 777 no no, we can se7 you up on an obviously-needed paymen7 plan for 7he res7 of 7he lessons if you are so eager 7o enroll 777

[10:02] GA: | I don't want to enroll. |

[10:02] GA: | Please, for the love of the Condesce, leave me alone. |

[10:03] TA: 777 nonsense, don'7 you wan7 7o be77er yourself and help raise your undoub7ably dwindling social ranking? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] GA: | No. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] TA: 777 hmm, I will 7ell you wha7 7hen my blue-blooded pro7égé 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] GA: | I'm not your protege. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] TA: 777 I will give you 7he whole lesson plan for absolu7ely free and you will never hear from me again 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] TA: 777 if you can win a simple game of chance 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] GA: | No thanks. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] TA: 777 jus7 hear me ou7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] TA: 777 a simple coin 7oss 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] TA: 777 you win and I never bo7her you again 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] TA: 777 I win and you become my official s7uden7 | #1 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] TA: 777 wha7 say you? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] GA: | Will I have to pay anything, including money and attention? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] TA: 777 no of course no7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] TA: 777 for 7he firs7 ins7allmen7 anyway 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] GA: | Will I ever have to pay money? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] GA: | Or attention? Attention is more important. I don't have much of that to give. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] TA: 777 well a 7roll does have 7o run a business, bu7 no you will only need 7o give cursory glances and I will be sa7isfied 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] TA: 777 ish 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:10] GA: | What kind of business is this? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:10] TA: 777 a very pres7igious and legi7ima7e one 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:10] TA: 777 I even have 7he lovely Condess's young offspring as one of my clien7s! 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] GA: | I don't care. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] GA: | I know that guy and honestly I'm not impressed. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] GA: | Kind of the opposite of impressed. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] GA: | What are your services, though? Teaching people how to be stubborn, annoying jerkasses? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] TA: 777 no qui7e 7he opposi7e 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] TA: 777 you will become peerless in levels of 7ac7 and social eloquence 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] GA: | Ugh, whatever. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:14] GA: | Just flip the fucking coin. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] TA: 777 before I do I mus7 say 7he following: 7his agreemen7 qualifies as a binding s7a7emen7 of services exchanged and given, void where neccessary, such as MA and 7roll MA. I re7ain righ7 7o refuse service if you become a pe7ulan7 dickbag, and yadda yadda 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] TA: 777 okay 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] TA: 777 now 7o 7he fun par7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] GA: | Uh, I don't think I want to agree to that. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] activates coinflip.exe --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] TA: 777 call i7 my pupil 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] GA: | Heads. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] has obtained 7ails.jpg --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] GA: | Fuck. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] GA: | That was probably rigged. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] GA: | I call bullshit. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] TA: 777 I can ac7iva7e i7 again if you would like 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] GA: | Ugh. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] TA: 777 I will give you even give you a free flip if i7 would sa7isfy your undignified needs 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] GA: | Well, you might as well tell me your name. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] TA: 777 my young pupil, I am Sorser Piraya 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] TA: 777 you may call me Mr. S if you are 7e7hered 7o such an abhorran7 cus7om as nicknames 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] GA: | No, I'm not calling you mister anything. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] GA: | How old are you? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] TA: 777 i7 is rude 7o ask your ins7ruc7or 7heir age 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] GA: | It's rude to call someone rude for a simple question. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] TA: 777 no7 if you have a level of seniori7y over 7hem, bu7 7ha7 is lesson nine so I will overlook i7 7his 7ime 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] GA: | How many lessons are there? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] TA: 777 7hir7y seven in 7o7al 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] GA: | No. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] GA: | I'm not doing thirty seven fucking lessons. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:26] TA: 777 I should also men7ion 7ha7 refusal of 7he sylabus cons7i7u7es a forfei7 in 7he course 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:26] GA: | And I doubt you're my senior. I'm eight and a third sweeps old. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:26] GA: | I can forfeit? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:26] TA: 777 yes, for a hef7y, HEF7Y cancella7ion fee 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:26] GA: | I live in the fucking Empress' palace. I doubt you can make me pay. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] TA: 777 you should know 7ha7 I always collec7 wha7 I am owed 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] TA: 777 always 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] GA: | You should know that you're an annoying prick. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] TA: 777 you would be surprised how of7en such uncul7ured plebians use 7ha7 phrase 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] GA: | Plebians? Really? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] GA: | Did you learn that word in history class today? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] sends gallionAcrobat how7ono7beajackasscomplete.ppt --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] GA: | Not reading it. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] TA: 777 read i7 or don'7 I hones7ly don'7 care 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] GA: | Then why do you bother? I'm obviously not going to. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] TA: 777 because failure 7o pass my 7horough fu7ure quizes cons7i7u7es failure 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] TA: 777 and failure comes wi7h more hef7y fines 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] TA: 777 7:D 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] GA: | I'm not paying you shit. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] GA: | I will smack that shit-eating grin off your face, Sevens. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] TA: 777 we will see abou7 7ha7, my pro7égé 7:D 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">-- theoreticalAcquisitionist <span style="color:rgb(0,71,0);">[TA] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> ceased pestering gallionicAcrobat <span style="color:rgb(0,85,127);">[GA] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> at 22:31 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] <span style="color:rgb(0,85,127);">GA: | Uuuugh. |

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