Makkis Thespa

Your name is MAKKIS THESPA, and there are a lot of things that excite you. In fact, BEING EXCITED gets you pretty excited. Your friends would describe you as kind of a FLIGHTY BASTARD. It is your greatest dream in this world to be REVERED AND WORSHIPPED by your peers and underlings. Did you mention the UNDERLINGS? You have many of those. As one of your planet's most beloved FILM ACTORS, you are looked up to by MAN, WOMAN, AND GRUB ALIKE. Except your DETRACTORS. You have those too. All artists have their naysayers and you are no different. If you're being honest with yourself (WHICH YOU RARELY ARE), it has been a while since one of your MANY FILMS was a hit. In fact the last few have POSITIVELY STUNK. You're on the up and up though, and some day you will join the ranks of such illustrious artists as TROLL WILL SMITH, your personal hero.

You are also a damn good SINGER, and have only the finest taste in music. Your vast collection of ANTIQUE MICROPHONES rivals those of the museums your culture doesn't have, but should (At least in your opinion). You have a bit of a COMPLEX regarding how your talents are perceived, however, which you mask with RELENTLESS AND PERFECTLY CONVINCING BRAVADO. Deep down, though, you KIND OF RESENT the pressure that being a big-time artist puts on you. Nobody would ever guess though. You hope.

You once took several MARTIAL ARTS CLASSES and are very happy to demonstrate your SICK ASS KARATE SKILLS to anyone willing to observe. You never made it far enough to call yourself an expert though, but who cares about stuff like that, according to all your FAVORITE TROLL ANIMES, it's NOT SKILL BUT HEART that really matters. And boy do you have A LOT OF HEART.

Your trolltag is gratuitousThespian and you !!FeeL a CoMPuLSiVe NeeD To eNuNCiaTe eXTReMeLy CLeaRLy aT aLL TiMeS!!