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CC [GM]: So, Tlaloc, Pellok, have you guys decided how you know each other yet? or are you going to figure that out after the game? Pellok: Yo Tlal. How I know you? Nate (enter): 20:31 CC [GM]: You guys can assume you have already spoken, and do some chats to establish that later, if you'd like CC [GM]: I know Tlaloc's gotta get his ass in gear amirite Pellok: Seriously, amirite? Pellok: Ursorite CC [GM]: rite CC [GM]: ok CC [GM]: I'm gonna get my notes Pellok: Test Pellok: Penis Pellok: Test penis Pellok: Real penis to be released at a later date CC [GM]: TLALOC CC [GM]: can someone summon up GT for me Pellok: <font color='#325000'>This is a lonely place. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>I think I saw a tumbleweed. Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( HERE )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>FINALLY CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Tlaloc, call evens or odds Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>Odd <font color='#ff8000'>Doir (enter): 20:53 CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>[1d4] => [3] = (3) <font color='#ff8000'>Nate (exit): 20:54 CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Good Job! Pellok, you get to pester Tlaloc first, in here, so we can see your convo. :3 CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>It should be done in the following format: CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>=== guilefulCarver(GC) began trolling greatTechnochtitlan(GT) === CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Make sure to end tag it as well CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>and put GC: before each line CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>go ahead. :) Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>((Quirks not neccisary right)) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>I gotcha. Can do.  Pellok: <font color='#325000'>=== guilefulCarver(GC) began trolling greatTechnochtitlan(GT) ===  Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT:  Wha  Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: hey again! whats up?  <font color='#ff8000'>Font is now Arial point size 12  <font color='#ff8000'>Font is now Consolas point size 12  Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>Again?  Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>Have I talked to you before? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: course you have. now remember.  Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ill give you a secon  Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>It's entirely likely, you seem very forgettable and boring  Pellok: <font color='#325000'>woah, ok, woah  CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>((GT - We just said you guys were going to establish your past relationship later.)) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>((and please preface your lines with GT: )) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: woah ok woah, what happened to your coolness? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: we started all that talking time and cool calling and now youre all Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: all Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: no longer cool? Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Whatever haha I'm just fucking with you Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: You're such a chump Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Yea I remember you dude Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: again, less cool than expected Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: did someone kill vejant? are you using his computer? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: thats frowned upon, you know. you could be scolded Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: What Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>I didn't cull anybody Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT:* Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: lies! what happened to vejant, you monster Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: only a massively uncool person would pretend to be someone as cool as him! Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'><i>GT: First of all, someone who uses the word "cool" as much as you is most definately not </i> cool Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: SO PLEASE STOP THAT Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: And why did you troll me in the first place Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i was trying to talk to the coooooooooooooooooooooolest guy i know. Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Speaking Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: hes trying to get me into this game before the meteors hit, but i dont know how! Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Oh shit dude why didn't you tell me that Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: I'm trapped in this godawful shit Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>I could enter you Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: wait, youre playing too? Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>Yes Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ok, well, how could you help? Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: I COULD ENTER YOU SO YOU DON'T DIE IN A FIRE Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i dont know how getting inside me would help this situation Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Trust me, it's only a little less bad than dying Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: are you one of those weirdos? are you typing from inside vejant? Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Uh Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i mean, power to you, not my business Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Like, a multiple personality? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: more like a skin jacket Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: kkeep up Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: NO  Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ok, stay behind then if you feel that strongly about it  Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: just help me into this game! Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: You asked for it... Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: First off Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Get ALL your valuables. ALL of them Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Gold, trinkets, the whole shazam CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>((i love you GT)) :D Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: done Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( I love me too )) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: lovely, that was quick! is everything else this easy? Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Trust me, you don't want to lose your ENTIRE KINGDOM AND MONEY AND SERVANTS and lets just drop the subject Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ha ha, those are a lot of things i dont have but ok cool Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: You got the disk for the game, correct Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: no! thats the problem! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: no one can get me one of those pirate ships! Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: What Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: not you too! look, i dont have time to explai to you the intricacies of computer programs Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: im about to explode Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: What Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Listen, if you have the disk, great, and if you don't, find that fucker CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Pellok CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Let's see if you have the disk CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>roll an investigate Pellok: <font color='#325000'>Yes Pellok: <font color='#325000'>yes i will do that. without explanation CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>hahaha Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+0] => [1,-1,1,0,0] = (1) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>put in [4df+x] => 4df+x where x is the bonus to investigate on your hseet. if you don't have investigate, use Notice. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>Don't go neither of those Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( then do +0 )) Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( right? )) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>((I did. It's up there. I got a 1)) Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( oh sorry didn't see )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Yay! CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Ok, You notice chamelleondad trying to blend into your wall, and looking very suspicious. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i dont see any disc around unless chameleondad has it. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: and to be honest, he isnt too good with technology. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: what is he doing? CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Chameleondad is watching you warily with one eye, trying to sloooooowly move out of the room without being noticed. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>((if you're speaking to chamelleondad you don't need to use GC: )) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>chameleondad, whatre you doing. you havent moved in months. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>now is not the time for adventuring. that is the opposite of the time for that Pellok: <font color='#325000'>yes, very sneaky, im terribly proud. now come on back CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Chameleondad begins slooooooooowly moving toward you. Roll a notice, or, well, a chance roll Haha. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+0] => [-1,-1,-1,-1,0] = (-4) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( negative seems bad )) Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( it is )) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( my eyes are going to rocket out of my head, i just know it )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>((LOL)) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Your Chameleondad seems intent on distracting you, flashing a riot of colors before calming down. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>hey now, whats that all about? Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Dude CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>He seems agitated about something Pellok: <font color='#325000'>im not a teen anymore, you cant just yell at me whenever you want. gosh! Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: I'm fucking waiting god damn Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Do you have it or not Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: sorry, my lusus is being weird Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: like hes trying to tell me something or something Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: but really hes probably just going crazy. old guys, am i right? Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Yea... Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Lususes can suck Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: oh, no way. lusususususes are great! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: he just has trouble expressing anything, you know? takes him a while. Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: I know... just make sure you take care of him, ok? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: of course! hes old but not even ancient yet. like, if he was in an ancient ruin, youd be all like, Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: what is this relatively young lusus doing here? oh wait, he vanished, crap Pellok: <font color='#325000'>chameleondad, im trying to save us, alright? you want to not die, right? CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Chameleondad is looking out the window. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>thats called a window. you can see the outside from it! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>like, here, watch this. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*Pellok looks out the window, in demonstration towards chameleondad* CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Pellok, roll Notice with a +2 Bonus Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4d+2] => [1,2,2,2] = (7) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>4df, bro Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+2] => [1,1,-1,0,2] = (3) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( my bad )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>GJ CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Pellok, you see out your window a comely Chameleonmom... now wearing your client disc and server disc as fancy earrings. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>woah! chameleondad, do you see that hot slice of lusus out there? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>and shes just your type, semi-visible! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>wait, whats on her ears? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>come on chameleondad, lets go introduce ourselves. maybe we can save her too! CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Chameleondad blushes. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>YOu think. Maybe he's trying ot match the carpet Pellok: <font color='#325000'>oh, come one, im sure shell be nice! you just need to get out of your shell! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>thats a weird saying youre not a snaildad. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>look, ill go out first. you stay in here, okay? CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>He nods, and seems to be searching around your room for something Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: hey less cool than vejant guy! i think my problems might be solved! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>you crazy coot. do what you will! Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Hauh Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: You did? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: yup, totally fixed this problem. im pretty smart, you know. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: heck, i skipped every grade! Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Wow nice job Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Here's me caring Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: awwwww. stop it you. you might not be cool, but youre really sweet! Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: So pop that bad boy in your computer ok Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ill be right back! Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: WAIT THIS IS IMPORTANT Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*goes outside* CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Pellok, Chameleonmom is preening in full view of the window. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>hello madam! my, you are looking lovely today! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>im pellok! im pretty cool but enough about that. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>i think your earrings are pirate ships. may i have them? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>take your time to think it over, except dont, were about to die. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>She ignores you and curls her tail a few times towards Chameleondad. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Who is now coming out of your hive carrying your keyboard on a chain for a necklace Pellok: <font color='#325000'>no no, thats chameleondad. thats not me, im not chameleondad, im pellok. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>im the one who needs attention paid to him Pellok: <font color='#325000'>wait, chameleondad, what are you doing with that? that's a thing that i need Pellok: <font color='#325000'>why do both of you think computers are so sexy?! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>just gimme the wordmaker back chameleondad. and the ships, chameleonmom. sorry, chameleonmadam CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>It seems like they're not listening to you pellok! You may have to take action yourself. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>ok guys, we have to not do this now. personal time can wait after impending doom. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>if you wont gimme the stuff, im afraid im just going to have to take them. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>i do this because i care. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>How do you plan to take them, Pellok? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( i got a pretty good burglary bonus. would that help )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>((YEs!!)) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( yeah, they're pretty slow, that'd work. I try to burglarize em! )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>roll 4df+ your burglary bonus Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+3] => [1,1,1,0,3] = (6) Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( DAYUM )) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( ninja gotta know how to steal. its like a trademark )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Pellok, you manage to steal the disks. Chameleonmom becomes upset. You might want to get that keyboard and abscond. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>oh geeze, im sorry madam! usually i steal when people cant see me but this is hardly the time dor correct procedure! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*tries to steal keyboard as well* Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+3] => [-1,1,1,0,3] = (4) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>you manage to get the keyboard CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>both of them begin to make that crazy hiss that lizards do as you abscond back to your computer Pellok: <font color='#325000'>woah guys, lets not be too hasty now. your weird electronic mating ritual can wait a second, cant it? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>ill give all this stuff back in just a second. in the meantime, dont kill me. Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: I fell asleep, woke up, and fell asleep again Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: I have red marks on the side of my fucking face from sleeping on the keyboard Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ghjdasjkwadjildawiju Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: cool, the wordmaker is working! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: sorry for the wait. i got the disc though! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: my lusus and his lady friend seem upset, but theyll get over it. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: shes not even my real chameleonmom. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: cant tell me what i can and cant steal Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: im practically an adult! <font color='#ff0000'>Maenam: Disconnecting from server... <font color='#ff8000'>Maenam (exit): 22:02 CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>pellok, are you installing the game? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ok, so do where do i put the disc? on the wordmaker? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: but then i couldnt make words. talk about a design flaw! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: yo! sweet but lame dude! and not like lame like cripple! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i mean you might be but thats not the way im using that word! Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Sorry Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Fell asleep again Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Put it in the disc drive, dingus Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: is that what that thing is?! ooooooooooooooh! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ok, its in. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>roll computers pellok Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+0] => [-1,0,1,0,0] = (0) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( well. ok )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>PELLOK CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>You are getting an error, disc unreadable Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i think you were wrong. it says you were wrong actually. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>pellok, roll notice Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: scientific proof, right there. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+0] => [-1,-1,0,1,0] = (-1) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( hmm )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Everything's in it's place, Pellok CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>the disc is in the tray, shiny side up, You even remembered that the thing is on the bottom so you put it in so it could read the SGRUB CLIENT words, to be sure it was the right disc. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: why cant it look at the disk? its clearly the disk i need Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: it has a clear view of the lovely picture and everything. it just sucks so bad! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: see, this is why i dont use computers. Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: ... Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Just... just flip it over Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>Tlaloc: Rub temples and sigh Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: but then how will the computer know what disk it is? it'll just see its reflection! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: come on, you gotta think about these things. Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: JUST FLIP THE DISK OVER Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: well if youre going to yell about it, then fine. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*flips the disc* CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Pellok, the computer becomes so much more accomodating. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Roll Computers again Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+0] => [1,1,-1,0,0] = (1) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>You manage to get the game to install. As it installs you see an image of a creature all in white, with no hair or horns, but bright blue eyes, cleaning a wicked looking sword. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i think i got the wrong disk. its showing me a mutant. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: does it want me to kill it? is that how i enter the game? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: cause im cool with that. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>A moment later the image fades, and you recieve a popup saying the game is installed CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Tlaloc, your screen suddenly pops up a fullscreen window. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Showing.... (Pellok, describe yourself and the scene!) Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Finally! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>You see a tiny hovel, barely enough to hold the troll and two lusus within. The only furniture to be found is one small, rickety desk and a pile of leaves that seems to serve as a chair. The two lusus are staring angrily at the troll, who is almost completely dressed in black cloth. Some of the cloth is torn in places, showing a layer of pink below it. The troll is sitting up very straight and doesn's seem to notice th lususes behind him. His hood covers the sides and top of his head completely, save for his short and very curly horns. He looks really happy, almost like he doesn't know how to be sad. <font color='#ff8000'>gearworkTender[GM] (enter): 22:28 Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: alrighty, so is it working? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: when do i get to punching things? that still happens, right? Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: yes Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: Eventually Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>Tlaloc: Begin running server disk Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>GT: You only have a limited time, OK, so be quick Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( brb in 5 mins k )) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: oh, that is something that i can do. speed is totally in my capabilities. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>FINE CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>APPARENTLY IT'S FUCKING LATe CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO YOU SEE THE FUCKING MACHINES TLALOC CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>WHERE ARE YOU GONNA DEPLOY THEM Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: you ever get the feeling that some almighty being somewhere is really upset? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i feel that way everytime im slow. which is never. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i never feel that way is waht im saying Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: cause im never slow Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: is any of this getting across? CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>I can see what you're saying CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>but Tlaloc decided to go afk apparently <font color='#ff8000'>No Name (enter): 22:44 Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( back )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>about FUCKING time No Name: <font color='#000080'>Rilset Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>((I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE PUSHING IT)) Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>Tlaloc: Deploy Machines Pellok: <font color='#325000'>Gc: ok, woah Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: what was that and what is this and what what what? CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Fine CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>ok CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>you know what CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>I am too fucking angry to deal with you right now Tlaloc CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>I need to calm down CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>so I'm gonna take a five minute breather Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>((Do you want the specific machines? )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>and tlaloc, you can go to bed. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>or do whatever you're doing that's much more important than the 20 other people involved in this game Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( I can do it now )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>no CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>fuck off CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>I don't wanna see one more inch of your shit brown text tonight CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>I haven't been this angry in YEARS Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( I took a 5-10 min break like I said)) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>i must be fucking ovulating or something Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( SO i can stay up till sunset jesus I don't have school tom )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Tlaloc CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Go. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Away. Tlaloc: <font color='#934900'>(( Sunrise * )) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Now. CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Before CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>I CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Do CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Something CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>I CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>will CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>regret <font color='#ff0000'>Tlaloc: Disconnecting from server... <font color='#ff8000'>Tlaloc (exit): 22:49 CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Pellok CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Tlaloc mysteriously disconnects Pellok: <font color='#325000'>woah, what? where are you? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>excuse me, sir? where did you go? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>if youre going to disappear, at least tell me where you are! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>man, some trolls. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>=== ravishingCalypso (RC) begins griefing guilefulCarver (GC). === CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Hey.... looks like GT's having some connection issues. YOu ok over there? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i dont know you Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: state your intentions. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: I'm Scarlet! I noticed you were having trouble getting into the game, so I thought I'd help! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: you look more pink, but apparently facts just dont mean anything so whatever! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: hello scarlet! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: are you playing this game too? CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Yeah! Anyway, Tlaloc messed up his comp or something so I'm here to take over! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ha, i knew that guy didnt know about computers. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: guy was all, i know everything! but he didnt Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: you seem cool though! what do i do? CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Looks like you've got 80% of it done already! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: that sounds ilke a lot! CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Let's get you squared away. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>The machines hastily deployed around your room suddenly lift off the floor, and are moved outside, where they are carefully arranged on your lawn. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Be careful about these chameleons though... they seem kinda mad. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: oh theyre just being grumps. first date probably isnt going to well, you know? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: so, lets talk about those big things out there. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: my main thing is, what where when how? CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Ok handsome, first things first, you'll need this. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>A card appears and lands on your lap. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: I'm gonna go pop the cruxtruder, you find something you want to be your spirit guide. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: those are a lot of words! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ill do all that. that seems good. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>hmm, spirit guide. cant be chameleondad, hes way too busy hissing at me Pellok: <font color='#325000'>maybe... how about...  CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>Pellok, you hear a loud WHACK! outside, and then a THUD. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Ready when youare, sugar. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: quiet! i think theres something outside! CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Just me, silly! I opened the cruxtruder. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: oh! ok, cool! that sounds good. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*pellok goes outside and sees all the machines and the sprite* CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>The kernelsprite seems to be hiding behind the cruxtruder from the chameleons, who are both hissing at it. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>woah guys, now hold on. that little white blob did nothing to you. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>remember chameleondad, hospitality before murder. gotta respect your victims. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: is the white thing that ghost guide? CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: It will be when you prototype it. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Try throwing something in. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: anything? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: well alrighty then. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*pellok grabs a tin carved wooden figurine of a samurai* Pellok: <font color='#325000'>ok, hold on a sec. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>Pellok, are you throwing the samurai in? Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( nah, he wont be a samurai )) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*pellok takes a knife from the leaf pile and carves the figurine a bit more, turning it into an older looking ninja* Pellok: <font color='#325000'>oh yeah, this is totally the best decision. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*pellok (tries to??) throw the carving into the sprite* CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>call high or low, then roll 1d100 Pellok: <font color='#325000'>high CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>ACTUALLY CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>WAIT CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>ROLL CRAFTS FIRST Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+2] => [0,-1,-1,1,2] = (1) CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>ok Pellok CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>it looks like a ninja CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>just a shoddily carved ninja CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>but you don't have time CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>you have :45 left! CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>45 seconds bro Pellok: <font color='#325000'>this looks pretty not awful! CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>now roll 1d100 Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[1d100+0] => [26,0] = (26) CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>The sprite meets up with shoddyninja figurine.... but SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>You end up with MUTILATEDSAMURAISPRITE Pellok: <font color='#325000'>oh dear wait what is oh my wait hold wait what is oh my Pellok: <font color='#325000'>no no no no no no NO NO NO  Pellok: <font color='#325000'>i wanna redo. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>I'm sorry bro Pellok: <font color='#325000'>miss! i wanna redo miss! make a new one! CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>you have an angry samurai sprite bleeding from multiple wounds following you around, and he looks angry. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Quick turn the handle on the cruxtruder!!! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ooooooooooooooooooooh. fine Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*pellok turns the handle* CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>Roll Athletics to dodge the cruxite! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+3] => [-1,1,-1,0,3] = (2) Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( dodged! reflexes of steel)) CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>The cruxite dowel crushes to the ground! CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Ok, grab that card I gave you and put it in the totem lathe, along with the dowel that just fell out! Hurry!!! CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>:20 Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: im gonna guess as to what things those are so ok lets go! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*grabs the card, grabs the dowel, puts them in the lathe* CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>The lathe begins slowly carving the dowel. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>Chameleondad and chameleonstepmomare hissing at you and the sprite alternately. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>mutilatedsamuraisprite is yelling at you in gibberish, and brandishing his katana. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>"calm down guys, you are not helping this situation! and you, sprite, shut your STUPID mouth!" Pellok: <font color='#325000'>"we can be upset when we arent upset about dying!" CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>Pellok, the dowel is finished. :10 CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Quick, put it on the alchemiter!! Its the one machine you haven't used. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*puts the dowel on the alchemiter* CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: PRESS THE BUTTON CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>:05 Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*presses the button* Pellok: <font color='#325000'>!! CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>The alchemiter reads the totem and a moment later a small figurine of yourself appears on the platform. Your sky is now dominated by the meteor speeding towards your house. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: QUick! Destroy your effigy!!!!!!! CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>:02 Pellok: <font color='#325000'>"oh i can do this." Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*slice!* <font color='#ff8000'>dean (enter): 23:30 CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>roll strive CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>strife* Pellok: <font color='#325000'>[4df+2] => [1,1,0,1,2] = (5) CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>Pellok, you toss the effigy in the air and cut it in half with a single strike as the clock ticks from :01 to :00.... and everything whites out!! Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( oh shit i hope i aint dead )) CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>=== PELLOK TOYRAN, SEER OF RAGE, HAS ENTERED THE LAND OF FIREWORKS AND INCENSE. === CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>You find your hive has been transplanted to a new realm. You're standing in the middle of a tall bamboo forest. Overhead, the night sky is constantly illuminated by fireworks in bright reds and golds. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZpflXsTxV0"> S => Pellok: Enter CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZpflXsTxV0">*COUGH* Pellok: => Enter</a> Pellok: <font color='#325000'>"..." CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>Pellok, your computer is making a bunch of noise. Sounds like you're getting messages. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: You're not done yet. Your world's about to be destroyed, you gotta get the next guy in. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: um Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: see Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: is this normal? CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Yes. I don't have time to explain. Just grab the other disk and install it. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: i mean Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: ok Pellok: <font color='#325000'>*installs the other disk* CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>=== ravishingCalypso (RC) Begins griefing allegedChlorofiend (AC).=== CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Rise and shine, babe. It's time to get in the game. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( *goes to the bathroom for, like, 20 seconds, promise* )) Rilset: <font color='#000080'>AC: Finally. I was worried I'd be crushed. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>RC: Only by my sick beats daw= e3 3 3 user error..... reloading. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0080'>=== ravishingCalypso (RC) has disconnected. === Rilset: <font color='#000080'>"Oh, dear." Pellok: <font color='#325000'>(( *is back* )) Rilset: <font color='#000080'>"That cannot be good." CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>===sanguineOracle (SO) begins griefing allegedChlorofiend (AC). === CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>SO: That's about all I can stand of her. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>SO: You will be entering the Medium with the assistance of Pellok Toyran. Rilset: <font color='#000080'>AC: And who might you be? Rilset: <font color='#000080'>AC: Good. As long as it is soon. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>SO: The Oracle. You will comply with any and all instructions given. Am I understood? Rilset: <font color='#000080'>AC: You are. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>SO: Excellent. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>SO: Install the client disk. You should already have it. Rilset: <font color='#000080'>AC: On it. Rilset: <font color='#000080'>*Grabs disks, inserts into outdated computer.* CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>roll computers at a difficulty of 2 because your computer is ancient Rilset: <font color='#000080'>AC: It has begun. What next? CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>Roll computers in brackets like this one [ ] => CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>use 4df+x where x is your points in computers Rilset: <font color='#000080'>[4df+0] => [-1,0,-1,0,0] = (-2) CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>Rilset, you cannot seem to install the program Rilset: <font color='#000080'>"Damn it all!" CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>===sanguineOracle(SO) begins pestering guilefulCarver(GC)=== Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC:MISS! PLEASE, WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FRAGRANT?! <font color='#ff8000'>No Name (enter): 23:51 CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>SO: You will be helping a troll named allegedChlorofiend enter the game. CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>Now. Pellok: <font color='#325000'>GC: youre not miss CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>SO: Pester him now and begin assisting him CC [GM]: <font color='#ff0000'>SO: Install the server disk immediately.