07202014merrowsorser

[12:13] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] began pestering aspiringArchon [AA] at 00:13 --

[12:14] TA: 777 hello 7here my s7ar pupil 777

[12:14] TA: 777 I have come 7o check on your progress 777

[12:14] AA: OH GOD.

[12:14] AA: WERE YOU NOT INFORMED? WE WILL NOT BE NEEDING YOUR SERVICES FOR A WHILE. WE ARE ON VACATION.

[12:15] TA: 777 e77ique77e is universal Merrow 777

[12:15] TA: 777 i7 does no7 7ake a vaca7ion 777

[12:15] TA: 777 good manners do no7 7ake 7he 7ime 7o sip fancy beverages ou7 of coconu7s 777

[12:18] AA: GLUBBING SHELL. FINE. WHAT IS OUR ASSIGNMENT FOR THIS WEEK?

[12:19] TA: 777 chap7ers four and five wi7h a comprehensive assessmen7 af7erwords 777

[12:20] TA: 777 I believe 7ha7 7here may be hope for ins7illing some class in7o you ye7 777

[12:20] AA: THIS BOOK MUST WEIGH MORE THAN AN ABLUTION TRAP.

[12:21] AA: CHAPTERS FOUR AND FIVE?! THIS IS LIKE TWO HUNDRED GLUBBING PAGES. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FINISH THIS IN A WEEK?

[12:21] TA: 777 i7 doubles as a level for balancing your pos7ure 777

[12:21] AA: IT WOULD BREAK OUR NECK IF WE ATTEMPTED IT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] TA: 777 oh I am cer7ain 7ha7 you will be able 7o find 7ime in your undoub7ably busy schedule 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:23] AA: OUR SCHEDULE IS MORE BUSY THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:23] TA: 777 and al7hough I am cer7ain i7 does no7 ma77er considering your "s7a7us" bu7 I will remind you 7ha7 reassessmen7s should you fail do come wi7h a hef7y fee 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:24] TA: 777 so please 7ry and keep 7ha7 in mind 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:24] AA: OH YES. WE MUST THINK OF THE LONG-TERM STRAIGHTS THE PLANET WOULD BE IN IF WE WERE TO EMPTY OUR TREASURY AT THIS POINT OVER SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] AA: IT IS GOOD WE HAVE YOU TO POINT OUT THE DANGERS INHERIT IN SHORT TERM THINKING AT THIS POINT IN HISTORY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] TA: 777 why you are very welcome 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] TA: 777 as 7he saying goes, "money is money." 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] AA: INDEED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] TA: 777 I am cer7ain 7ha7 I have was7ed enough of your assuredly precious 7ime wi7h 7his ma77er so I will leave you 7o your s7udies 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] AA: WE HAVE NOTICED THAT MANY OF THE LESSONS IN THIS BOOK ARE ARCANE AND EVEN....OUTRIGHT WRONG.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] TA: 777 oh? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] TA: 777 how so? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] AA: FOR EXAMPLE IT SUGGESTS REFERRING TO "HUMANS" AS "SKIN MONSTERS." WE ARE FAIRLY CERTAIN THIS IS NOT SOMETHING MOST HUMANS WE HAVE SPOKEN TO WOULD CARE FOR.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:33] TA: 777 oh yes I forgo7 7o men7ion 7ha7 mos7 of 7he la77er half of 7ha7 7ome are correc7ions 7ha7 I have added in 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:33] TA: 777 "carapicianly declined" is 7he preferred normacla7ure now 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:33] AA: OF COURSE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:36] TA: 777 I have no7hing agains7 7he human race myself 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:36] TA: 777 bu7 you mus7 keep your face amongs7 peers or higher on 7he spec7rum of course 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:36] AA: WE ARE SURE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] TA: 777 I am sure you are familiar wi7h 7his wi7h 7he un7old amoun7 of social in7erac7ion you mus7 deal wi7h 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:38] AA: WE ARE NOT OVERCONCERNED WITH THE HEMOSPECTRUM. OBVIOUSLY ALL ARE LESSER THAN OURSELVES, BUT WE SEE LITTLE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE RUST BLOODS AND THE SEA PEASANTS BEYOND THAT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:39] TA: 777 spoken wi7h 7he grace and in7ellec7 I would come 7o expec7 from such a gen7le7roll 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:40] AA: INDEED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] AA: VERY WELL. WE HAVE MUCH TO DO TODAY, AND THIS ASSIGNMENT OF YOURS IS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT EASIER. WE MUST MAKE HASTE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] TA: 777 hurry along my young ward 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] AA: YES. OUR GRATITUDE FOR YOUR TUTELAGE IS UNENDING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] TA: 777 I am SHORE you mus7 have a busy day ahead of you 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] TA: 777 have good day Merrow 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] ceased pestering aspiringArchon [AA] at 00:42 --