131018 sami enter

(15) Kate Wightt [AA]: AA: Alright Sami, the server is booted, connect when ready. (17) Dean: wait what (16) Sami: (( Oh, sorry, didn't realize we had already started )) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: their busy building toys and absolutely no one's dead (16) Sami: Okay, connecting now. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: Sami, roll a notice! (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: NM GT already did that (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: AA: You have a nice room. (16) Sami: [4dF] => [0,1,0,1] = (2) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: Sami, describe yourself and your room. (16) Sami: Sami is a scrawny 13-year-old girl with a long braid in the back and a round face. She wears frilly clothes, but they're stained with paint and clay and other things. (16) Sami: Her room is filled with all manner of discarded half-finished projects and art supplies, and a stack of trashy fantasy novels in one corner. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: AA: It is cleaner than mine. (16) Sami: Oh! You can see me? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: AA: Though mine is a bit messier than usual, I suppose. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: AA: I can. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I probably should've cleaned up if I had known you were going to see me. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: One moment while I figure out... ah here they are. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>But then again I probably wouldn't have fuckin' bothered. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: These are quite big. These machines won't fit into your room. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Not all of them, at least. (17) Dean: <font color='#3e2161'>yeaaaaaa)) (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I do not mind the mess of an artist. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh yeah. Your room is probably full of fuckin terrifying monsters you've made, right? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Move some shit to make room for the cruxstruder. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Not terrifying, but monsters yes. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Well....I guess I could probably put the eighty lizards I made for the Lizard Prom piece somewhere... (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>...I never did make their cute prom outfits though. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I really ought to finish this one... (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>((if i'm not mistaken, chronologically, sami is second to enter)) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Yeah, I think so )) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>si <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>begins trying to clear space, but does take some time every time she picks up an old project to examine it and remember what the goal was and drift down memory lane for a bit. ** (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh, wow, I forgot about this painting! This thing started off so fuckin' great... (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>...before it turned into a piece of shit. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Do try to focus Sami, I'm getting the creeps in this place. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Deploy Cruxtruder. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh, right. You said something about a bunch of fuckin' locals, right? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I glimpsed them in the woods, yes. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I fear it is only a matter of time before they stumble upon my house. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Yeah, we need to get me playing so I can watch your back then! <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>examines the Cruxtruder. ** (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: This is preferable. Luckilly this should only be a few mintues. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Now, the next machine is the long one, the totem lathe... Where should we put it? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>What's this fuckin' thing? It got so many pieces to mess with... (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: That's the one the glowy ball comes out of. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh, right. This is the one you said not to mess with? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Right, but I don't think you could open it if you tried. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: It is quite formidible. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>That sounds like a challenge! (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: It isn't. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh, right you said something about a fuckin' lathe? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Yes, I need to know where to put it. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Man, there's so much stuff in here. It's hard to make room... (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: It won't fit in your room. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Let's try in the hall. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>you could always put it out back :3 (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( So I would have to go through the Obstacle Course every time I wanted to use it? =P )) (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Okay. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>((yulp)) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( I did actually figure that was a likely outcome of this whole mess )) (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Delpoy Totem Lathe. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Oh darn. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Well, I can always put it in the bathroom. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Not fitting in the hallway? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Ughh, the bathroom's going to be fuckin' cramped....let's see if it fits. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: No, the totem lathe is fine, I need somewhere for the Alchimeter (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: The sink needs to go. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Remove sink. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Hey! (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Don't worry, i'll put it in the kitchen. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Removing someone's fuckin' bathroom fixtures? Who fuckin' does that?! (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: There are more sinks in this house. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>That is some fucked up logic! (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I think I have a more artistic place for it, actually. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Did the lathe fit? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Adorn the obstacle couse with sink. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Much better. <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>looks upon Kate's handiwork. ** (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Everything is in place now, I think. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Kate... your mother would be proud <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>gets a fit of the giggles. ** (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>The Colonel is going to flip right the fuck out when he sees this! (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>This is fuckin' beautiful, Kate. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Do I get to do this shit in your house next? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: No. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Aww. That's bullshit! (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Jack nearly broke greathorn. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Though I now realize that is an impossible feat. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>ALL HAIL GREATHORN (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Don't worry, you'll be nearby when you enter, I think. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Oh right, you'll need this. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>So you get to have all this fun godgame power in my house and I have to just run around and watch? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Deploy card next to totem lathe. <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>gasps. ** (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Kate. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>KATIE. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>WE HAVE TO MAKE A FORT. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I'm sure there will be some avenue for you to... what. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Can't we do this a bit later? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh, right. Those fuckin' creepers outside your house. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Okay, but when I get there we're building a fort. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>To keep out the creepers, I mean. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Yea. I fear they may have tracked me. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Obviously. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: We will build a fort in a bit. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Let's get this thing open. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh, right. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Now what sorts of things am I supposed to be throwing in this thing when it comes out? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I am unsure. Gather a few things that... You like. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Kate, while Sami is Kind of following your directions... you smell smoke nearby (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Any specific kinds of things? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I don't know, I think... wait. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Something is not right. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Check outside. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>You okay Katie-bear? <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>looks through her closet for anything that looks interesting to toss into the glow orb when it comes out. ** (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>"Ghost Miss, are we in danger?" (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>There are dozens of tiny gnomes with tiny hats trying to put out a fire. They're being accosted by a black figure with bleeding eyes. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Sami what do you find. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Kate, Libbysprite turns her face towards the window, and shakes her head... but bars the door. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Sami I dont' think we have much time left. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Ready crossbow. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Let's see....old statue of an eagle I was making that started melting....waterlogged copy of the Silmarillion....a painting I made when I was six of a helicopter....or maybe it was a bear. God I fuckin' sucked at painting when I was six. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Ughh, this old Boxed Set of that boring Civil War Documentary that dad got me for my birthday last year. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh! I made this voodoo doll of myself, too. Never fuckin' worked. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Get about 5 or 6 things. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I guess we can try this shit! (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh, and this copy of Martha Stewart's coffee table book about Doilies of the World, too. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I won't mind losing that. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I guess I've got enough stuff to try! (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I don't think you'd want Martha stewart as a ghost guide thing. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh. That's a good fuckin' point. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Wait, so the ghost turns into what you throw into it? (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I'm assuming so. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Well then I want to throw this awesome sculpture of a dragon I made last month first! (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Though why this miss's eyes were in Jack's modus I will probably never know. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>It's not painted yet, but a dragon sprite would be so awesome~! (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Good idea. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>(is there like an intuition skill) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>((yeah one sec sorry. got distracted)) (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'><3> (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>See, for the tail I just glued a kitchen knife to it. So it's actually pretty fuckin' sharp. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I actually still have the scar from when I made it, see? <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>holds up her left index finger. ** (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I was bleeding SO bad. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>That's why the statue's kind of red here. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>You can roll fate and see what happens. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>[4df] => [1,1,1,0] = (3) (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>(trying to realize that prototyping changes the monsters. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>There seems to be a direct correllation.  (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Wait. Sami.  (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Maybe Martha isn't a bad idea.  (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Hey, if I threw a sword in would my ghost be a talking sword? I think the Colonel has an old Civil War sword somewhere...  (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Real fuckin' funny, Kate.  (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: No, I mean. My ghost has bleeding eyes, right?  (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>"Sami, you should make a bird feeder. It's a good thing."  (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Well, the monster out there does too.  (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I don't know, does it? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I haven't seen your ghost. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Ugh. I think when you change your ghost you change the monsters. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>That's the creepiest fuckin' thing I've ever heard. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>That WOULD be your ghost, Katie. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Hey, she's nice. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Yeah, if you don't mind fuckin' ghost blood all over the place. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: It's not real blood, though that thing out there might be actually bleeding. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I wonder if it will die eventually. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I'm also failing to see how fuckin' Martha Stewart Monsters is a good thing. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Heh. "Good thing." (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>But yeah, the dragon's probably a bad idea I guess. They'd all have knife tails and fire breath or something. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I think I'd prefer an insider trader to a dragon with a knife on its tail. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Maybe a nice picture of a tree. (15) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Do you have any pictures of trees? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Um....I guess this thing COULD be a tree. I thought ti was a helicopter though. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Maybe the monsters will come out badly drawn and with no sense of perspective! (17) Dean: <font color='#3e2161'>((and)) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>hang on (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>kate needs a min (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>What was the last thing you said? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Okay )) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Maybe the monsters will come out badly drawn and with no sense of perspective! (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: That would be entertaining. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Fuck, Katie, did the monsters knock you off the internet? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>We'd better fucking hurry. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: No, I think i just had a bit of a blip. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Are you ready? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I guess. I'll try throwing this incredibly shitty drawing at the sprite and hope it doesn't have an eye for art. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Oops. Probably shouldn't have known the word sprite there. )) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>((nope)) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>((i forgive, in my infinite kindness. Such magnanonimity)) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Sounds like a reasonable choice. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I will begin the opening of this thing. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Open cruxstruder. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>how are you going to open it, Kate? (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Grab chair. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Bludgeon the lid with the chair. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Hehe. all right (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>roll a computer use <font color='#ff0000'>(9) Balish Aggaro: Disconnecting from server... <font color='#ff0000'>(21) Balish Aggaro: Disconnecting from server...  (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>[4df+1] => [0,0,1,-1,1] = (1) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Kate, if you drop that chair on me... )) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>You barely manage to tap the top...  (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: How do I do this. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Try flipping it turnways. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Flip it turnways. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>[4df+1] => [0,1,-1,-1,1] = (0) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>No, not that turnways! (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>The other turnways! (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Flip it turnways. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>[4df+1] => [1,0,-1,0,1] = (1) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Like this? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Kate, have you ever operated a fuckin' video game before? (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Sami... there's a knock on your door (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Hardly. <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>thinking fast tries a CLEVER PLOY: ** (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>It is... rather insistent (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>"Go around! This door's closed for repairs!" (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: We should hurry. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh shit, this might come down to a strife. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>The knocking gets even louder. "Young Lady, you have set a fire in this home and I have reason to suspect you have .... Contraband." (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Pry that shit open. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>[4df+1] => [1,-1,0,-1,1] = (0) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Fuck all kinds of duck. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>"That's a scandalous accusation!" (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>"On both counts!" (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>[4df+1] => [-1,-1,-1,0,1] = (-2) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>((Oh dear)) <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>looks around for something she can use in case a strife comes up, and gets ready to set her Kind Abstratus. ** (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I probably should've set this so long ago...  (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Where is that sword you were talking about? (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>[4df+1] => [1,-1,1,-1,1] = (1) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>In the Colonel's Study! I don't think I can get it without getting past him! (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>C'mon, Kate, I BELIEVE IN YOU@ (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( I'm using my Stunt for this one )) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>"PREPARE FOR BUNK INSPECTION!" (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>You fuckin' got this! (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>((trying to open it but CC is ignoring my rolls :-p)) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>[4df+2] => [1,1,0,1,2] = (5) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>BAM (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>((I have seen your crappy rolls, Kate. You tried them out. So I started to ignore them. You can't keep rerolling till you get what you want.)) <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>grabs her largest paintbrush and sets her KIND ABSTRATUS to PAINTBRUSH KIND. ** (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Try using something different. That'd be a separate roll )) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( And hopefully that'll be the one my I BELIEVE IN YOU thing applies to )) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( At least I think it'd be a separate roll )) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Grab table. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Sami, the door bursts open, and the Colonel is STEAMING MAD. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: This will work. <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>stands up and salutes. ** (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Open that damned lid NAO (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>So, Sami, you have your paintbrush, Colonel Heston is staring you down, and there is a table floating in mid air. <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>tries not to start laughing. ** (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>[4df+2] => [0,-1,0,-1,2] = (0) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Roll your stuff Kate. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>*wince* (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>((fuck)) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Kate manages to open the top, her numerous beatings have finally pried the damn thing open (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>((there is a table beating on some strange device)) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( This is probably one of those "Success at a price" things )) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I got it. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( The price being a severe reaming by the Colonel )) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Nice fuckin' job, Kate. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>The Colonel bats the table away as the lid comes off. "What hogwash do you have going on in here, young lady!? This Bunk is a mess! I should give you 50 laps for this!" (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Distract the Colonel with a dancing statue. <font color='#ff0000'>(17) Dean: Disconnecting from server... (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>[4df+1] => [1,-1,0,1,1] = (2) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I am currently engaging the enemy, sir! Only it turns out the enemy is great at upending the fu--flipping furniture, sir! (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Do your thing. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Kate, you kind of flail a statue near him. He glowers. "What was that I heard, young lady? Was that a substitute curse?" (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>It's this glowy thing, sir! Help me toss things at it until it goes away! (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>No fuckin' way! (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Er....I mean... (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>((uh oh)) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Yeah, kinda. <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>tries to surreptitiously toss the SHITTY ART at the kernel. ** (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>He glares at you, then reaches out and tries to grab this GLOWING ILLEGAL FLOATING CONTRABAND! ((Roll d100 call high or low)) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>[1d100] => [84] = (84) Low (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Colonel, I wouldn't touch that thing! (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>It's fuckin' dangerous! (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Roll Rapport (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>[4dF+3] => [1,-1,0,0,3] = (3) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>[4dF+2] => [1,1,-1,1,2] = (4) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>"I'm not taking any of your foul-mouth, young lady!" He says, just as he reaches for it. ((1d100, high or low)) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>That is such bullshit! You say way worse sh--stuff than that all the fu--flippin' time! (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>[1d100] => [76] = (76) Low (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>The colonel grabs the sprite, and there's a flash! Suddenly, you have... COLONELSPRITE (COLONELKERNEL) and he is NOT PLEASED. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Grab a paintbrush and paint the colonel. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>SHIT! (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Colonel! (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I did not expect that. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Are you all right?! (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Oh dear. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>HE points angrily at you and yells gibberish. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I take it all fuckin' back! I'll never say a f....I'll never say a flippin' thing again if you'll just be okay... (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Sami we don't have time. The clock is ticking. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>The clock on the cruxtruder is counting down from 2:22, currently at 2:20 (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Huh. Well....I guess if he's healthy enough to be flippin' angry at me....he's going to be flippin' fine? (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: One can only hope. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: We will find out after we finish. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Do I still need to throw stuff in this flippin' thing? You wanted me to throw something flippin' weak in it, right? (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: No, I'm sure it will be fine. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Turn the wheel. <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>begins turning the wheel reluctantly. ** (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Sami, roll athletics to dodge the cruxite dowel as it falls out! (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Kolonel, please assist your daughter. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>[4dF+1] => [-1,0,-1,-1,1] = (-2) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>(exit?) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Ack )) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( And that's one I actually have TRAINING in! )) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Oh no Sami, the rod hit you! you take 1 physical stress, and gain the aspect "has a splitting headache" (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Flippin' perfect. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>2:10 <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>grabs the rod and the character sheet Kate deployed earlier. ** (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Rod and card into the Totem Lathe. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Oh, right. <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>runs to the bathroom to get this thing carved. ** (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Ok, you manage to start it getting carved, it's gonna take a few seconds. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Colonel sprite is still spouting gibberish (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Kolonel, please. Think of the children. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I sure hope you're not stuck like this forever, Colonel. <font color='#ff0000'>(7) Nate: Disconnecting from server... (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Although I guess this does make your lectures a lot less scary and a lot more funny. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Check on that imp. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Kate, the imps are stalking around outside the house, looking for something else to burn. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Sami, your comment seems to enrage him. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>The totem lathe is carved, 1:40. <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>takes the totem back to her computer and contacts Kate: ** (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>What now? (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Into the alchimeter, the third one. It's in the bathroom. <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>takes the totem to the alchemiter and gets this thing done. ** (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>I thought totem lathe was in the bathroom? (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Totel lathe was hallway (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>aah ok (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Oh, right. Sorry, i got that wrong before )) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Then NOW to the bathroom )) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>For the record, Katie, I would never tear out someone's bathroom fixtures. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Sami, you put the totem into the alchemiter, It begins to read the totem. The colonel keeps pointing to you, then the floor, and giving the handsign for 500. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I just can't think of a scenario where it would be helpful. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Sorry. (25) Dean: <font color='#3e2161'>((he wants you to do 500 push ups)) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>1:02 the alchemiter produces a small doll on the stand. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I'll do it later, Colonel. Geez, give it a flippin' rest. Don't make me throw something at you! <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>grabs the doll and runs back to her computer. ** (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>What do I do with this thing? (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Break it. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>The colonel follows, shrieking angrily (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>He starts trying to make you do push ups. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Not now, Colonel! This is flippin' important! <font color='#008000'>** (16) Sami <font color='#008000'>throws whatever's closest at him. ** (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>You mean the doll you're holding? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Geez, I hope she's not that dumb )) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Hehehe (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Break the statue. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>hang on, gm conference (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>sami, roll 1d100 call high or low (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>[1d100] => [98] = (98) Low (25) Dean: <font color='#3e2161'>((ha)) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Gog Sami, I designed you to be flighty, not an IDIOT )) (25) Dean: <font color='#3e2161'>((thats basiclly a citical fail)) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( I'm aware )) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Sami, you throw the statue, and it flies THROUGH Colonelsprite, it's head being crushed against the far wall. And everything goes white. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>=== Sami Heston, Witch of Breath, has entered the Land of Gallows and Torches. === (25) Dean: <font color='#3e2161'>((its happening, i can go to bed)) (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Excellent! (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Wait, that looks nothing like where I am. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Are you somewhere else in this world? (25) Dean: <font color='#3e2161'>((oh, a witch in a land of torches and gallows, can you say, dead women walking)) (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I don't know. Is your land full of gallows and torches? (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I don't think that's the message that went out when you entered. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: No, it has trees and cogs. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Shoot. Fudge. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: This isn't good. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>I think we went to different flippin' places, Sami. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Kate. >_< ))> (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>(( Getting tired and making mistakes now )) (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVUqAqNrWns>[S] => SSami: Enter</a> (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Katie....this place is kind of creepy. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Let's trade lands. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>You like creepy stuff! <font color='#ff0000'>(25) Dean: Disconnecting from server... (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Actually, I think I'm kinda....flippin' right the flip out here. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Mine is fairly creepy. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: By your standards, I think. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>And you said there are flippin' creepy monsters on this side? (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Possibly. Keep an eye out and have a weapon ready. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>Kate: Check on that imp. (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Man, I already allocated a flippin' paintbrush because I didn't want to use anything too serious to fight off the Colonel! (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Flip! (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: That's not good. (11) calamitousClotho [GM]: <font color='#000000'>Sami, you see a long cobblestone road, lined with torches every hundred yards or so in one direction. It's leading to a town, that's surrounded by torches. A noose hangs from every sturdy branch, some with skeletons, or corpses, dangling in them. They have signs hanging around their neck, and they all say the same thing: "WITCH" (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>Katie... (16) Sami: <font color='#6495ed'>...what the flip have you gotten me into? (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: I don't know. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: But I'm coming. (24) Kate Wightt [AA]: <font color='#004000'>AA: Don't worry.