Kolena Nuntak

Your name is KOLENA NUNTAK, and you are CURSED--CURSED, YOU SAY--with beauty and grace. It is a horrible burden you are forced to bear every damned day of your life. You are untouchable by the vast majority of the world’s trolls, or even its humans, due to your unmitigated sexiness and GENERAL FABULOSITY.

You have been accused of intentionally provoking people with an over-the-top, and false, persona of an egocentric, but flirtatious, prima donna. Some believe that you are simply mocking everyone with your aggressively friendly mannerisms. They seem to think much of your life revolves around this sort of provocation, since they also believe your devotion to RHYTHMIC EXPRESSIONIST GESTICULATIONS are simply your way of antagonizing your mountain-climbing mother, Glissa, by choosing a “sport” that is athletic in all the wrong ways. You claim that your love of dance is just a way to express yourself.

These are of course all MAD FABRICATIONS from those who simply can’t deal with someone as amazing as you. It’s embarrassing for them, really.

What, do they believe you are secretly a SHY and SENSITIVE troll who just wants to READ FAIRY TALES and LISTEN TO CLASSICAL TROLL MUSIC, and feels INSIGNIFICANT and FEARS BEING FORGOTTEN? That somehow your PESSIMISM and SELF-LOATHING have lead you to adopting some sort of manic mask as a DEFENSE MECHANISM? They have been reading too many Human Psychology books. Your only real fears are that you will end up BREAKING ALL THE HEARTS because no partner will ever feel worthy of you.

Your kind abstratus has been allocated to DNCESHOEKIND, a kind you picked up while studying TROLL CAPOEIRA as part of your study of dance, and your Fetch Modus is the PICTURE BOOK MODUS. Your trolltag is acrobaticAmbulist and ♪Your♪ ♪Typing♪ ♪Style♪ ♪Is♪ ♪Notably♪ ♪Syncopated♪,♪With♪ ♪A♪ ♪Tendancy♪ ♪Toward♪ ♪DRAMATIC♪ ♪DECLARATIONS♪!