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[08:55] -- galactoidArrival [GA] began pestering gardeningCatastrophe [GC] at 20:55 --

[08:55] GA: yoooooo

[08:55] GA: son

[08:55] GA: father is here

[08:55] GC: Oh

[08:55] GC: You*re Doir then?

[08:55] GA: yeah, youre erisio right?

[08:55] GC: Mhm

[08:56] GA: how you doin, kiddo?

[09:00] GC: Debatable

[09:00] GC: got shot

[09:00] GC: Footbal spiked Sister

[09:00] GA: yeah, lily told me you shot yourself and then threw her at the ground

[09:00] GC: That*s wrong

[09:01] GC: I threw her at the ground THEN shot myself

[09:01] GA: ah, of course.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] GC: but reaklly, I have a question

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] GC: *really

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] GA: ask away!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] GC: What did you do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] GC: to gt your reputation

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GC: as a superb dumbass

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GA: goddamnit, sami and maenam are talking shit about me arent they

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GC: Not exactly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GA: first of all, maenam is way dumber, i mean, have you seen her 'fashion' skills?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GC: after I shot myself

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GC: I didn*t get a

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GC: "OMG are you ok??"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GC: "Oh no what happened?!!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GC: I got

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GC: "Definitley Doir*s kid"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] GC: Like really

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] GC: what did you do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] GA: uhhh, hahah, um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] GA: well, i started out fairly 'quirky', but otherwise *generally* mostly normal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:04] GA: then i became an insane magical girl, then i died, then in my traumatized state i went a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit cuckoo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:05] GA: anyway then i killed like four other people who were enemies but also maybe i didnt have to use so much fire, also i made the horrible mistake of existing as a page, and then i kept messing with people.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:05] GA: but i got better.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:05] GC: Uuuuuuuh huh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:05] GA: it gets hard to not be called stupid when the game *literally* calls you an idiot?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GC: I see

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GA: anyway, uh, jokes on them now because i'm the smartest.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GC: Im a thief of mind

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GA: hahah cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GC: so I probably got that from you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GA: ...what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GA: got what from me?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GC: Mind powers?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] GA: ohh. okay.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] GA: yeah mind powers are pretty great

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] GA: as a page, i have them all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] GC: I thought pages had nothing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] GA: pages start with nothing, then they get everything.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] GA: its pretty cool.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] GA: has alchemy been explained to you yet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] GA: ive got a nifty triangle that should help you with mind

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] GC: vaguely

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] GC: That

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] GC: That is a shape

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] GA: the instrument.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] GC: I know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] -- galactoidArrival [GA] screenshots the alchemy explanation he told vyllen and sends mindtrianglecode.txt --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:09] GC: ok I didn*t know but NOW I know!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:09] GA: whats your strife specibus?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:09] GC: Shovel

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:09] GA: shovel? heheh, cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:10] GA: alright... i dont have any, uh, shovels to give you, but ive got some other stuff.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:11] -- galactoidArrival [GA] sends everycodeihave.txt --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:11] GA: go wild.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:11] GA: youre gonna need grist for stuff, though, so once i arrive we can start grinding imps.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:12] GA: you should ask sami and maenam for any nifty codes they might have. luckily, one of the mind players- me -survived, but the only other thief that did is a huge asshole big bad villain and cannot help you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:13] GA: and he didnt survive so much as keep existing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:13] GC: This Jack guy I*ve heard about?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:13] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:13] GA: he killed your mom. and your dad! but i lived.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:13] GA: and i killed him! that was fun.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] GC: <:(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] GC: wow uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] GA: er, sorry.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] GC: wow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] GC: you do not know anything about tact do you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] GA: i do! it was just... kind of a long time ago, and i really did not like her.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:15] GA: no offence. she was mean.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:15] GC: <:(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:15] GA: hey, im not the one who goes around stealing peoples stuff and then tentaroping them.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] GA: er... shit, wait, is she dead here too? fuck. im sorry.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] GC: I do not even want to know what that means

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] GC: Not certainly, but she is MIA

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] GA: well, im sure shes fine then. a lot of our parents are mia too, but we actually found nates dad was just fine.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] GA: oh, by the way, i kind of adopted vyllen, so hes like, your full brother rather than your half brother now. congratulations.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] GC: uh, ok?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:18] GC: I*m still kinda on the part where my mom died?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:18] GA: yeah, i was. trying to change the subject. um.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:18] GC: How did it happen?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] GA: ...do you want the truth?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] GC: Yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] GA: uh, jack and her were dating. and he killed her.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GA: sorry. shit. i shouldnt have brought that up.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GC: Wow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GA: just dont tell sami, okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GC: Is it possible

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GC: to kill a dead person?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GC: repeadetly?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GC: with a rusty shovel?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GA: possibly? i think you can do it with void.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] GA: i could try turning his mind to a personal hell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] GA: i dont suggest stealing his mind. youd probably like, take on his personality or something, and memories, and that would *not* be good.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] GA: we could tie him down and you could beat him up though!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:24] GC: yay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:25] GC: so uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:25] GC: how*re you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:26] GA: oh, pretty good. just hangin in starbucks.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:27] GA: i actually have a date later. im pretty excited.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GC: ?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GA: okay. okay. do you know nate? nate revult?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GA: we're totes dating. its awesome.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GC: Uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GC: author and troll killer Nate revult?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GA: whoaaa, he's an author *and* troll killer?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GA: man he's gonna be proud

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:29] GA: nah this one is a lot more docile.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:29] GC: What is a starbucks

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:29] GA: oh, theyre like this coffee place that is everywhere

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:29] GC: ???

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:29] GA: theyre all over the ark

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GC: Look at these interragation squigglies

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GC: ?????????????????

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GA: we're on an ark heading through tentaclespace to meet you guys!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GC: I know that!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GC: but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GC: You are very confusing to talk to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GA: yeah i get that a lot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] GC: not even in a "Omg he is so stupid way"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] GC: but just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] GC: I am confused

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] GA: gosh, did i mention the part where i am *insane*? like, jeez, you think its gonna be easy talkin to me, man?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] GC: you said you got better

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] GA: better, yeah, but not perfect

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] GA: anyway, im usually better than this. sorry. im just a bit nervous.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] GC: Because you*re meeting your son?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] GA: yeah! its so exciting! ive been waiting five years for this, after all!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] GA: and youre so cool eeeeee

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] GA: and sane! wonderful change of pace.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] GC: hehehehehehehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] GC: if you say so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] GA: anyway. im sorry.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] GC: You*re forgiven I guess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] GA: are you in debt too? lily mentioned having some money issues.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] GC: Nope

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] GC: I am responsible with my money

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] GA: good child. you must support me when i am old and retired.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] GA: heheh just kidding im immortal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] GC: And yet, already senile

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:41] GA: scuse you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:42] GA: heheh, i cant be mad, that was a nice burn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] GC: hehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] GC: I feel Im gonna like you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] GA: same, yo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] GC: maybe we can throw off your reputation

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] GC: and you can be the new and improved Doir!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:46] GA: yes!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:46] GA: this is an excellent idea.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:46] GC: That in no way will backfire?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GC: Oh yeah Lily made me read all the trope things

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GC: so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GA: ehh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GC: I did my mavico homework I guess>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GC: *?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GA: tvtropes isnt really, like, all that important

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GC: THAT*S WHAT I SAID

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GA: yeah, no, i used to be into that, but uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GA: i had this whole big moment with ryspor, and no more.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] GC: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] GC: it just seemed like it meant a lot to Lily, so I went along with her initiation thingy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] GA: yeah, it probably does

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] GA: hackerdad!me probably never learned that lesson

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] GA: its kind of a problem, or was kind of a problem, the whole genre savvy thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:58] GC: I see

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:58] GA: see, i was *too* genre savvy, and *wrong* genre savvy, so nobody would trust me, or go adventure with me, or fight me as a villain, because i'd just reduce them to a trope, because i also had this whole general tarquin-esque thing going on?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:59] GA: this is what i mean by 'i got better'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:59] GA: not doin that any more

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:00] GA: the uh, 'throw off my reputation' idea was genuinely a good one. we should go with that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:01] GC: ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] GA: so... shovels? you like gardening?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] GA: or burying bodies? probably gardening?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] GC: Totally!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] GC: Er, gardening

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] GC: not bodies

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] GC: gardens

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] GA: heheh, thats cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] GA: do you have the evil killer plants or just normal ones?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] GC: mostly normal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] GC: but dad liked to keep some... special ones

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] GA: ahhh, rilset

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] GA: yeah, hes alive.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] GA: i dont think he likes me? he dupes my corpse and feeds it to his plants, and also tried to kill ryspor once?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] GC: Can*t wait to meet him!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] GC: And Null is... yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] GA: ... she was really into gardening too!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] GA: shed be real proud of you!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] GC: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] GC: you think so?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] GA: yeah, totally! she'd probably be shoving me away before i awaken the mavico stupidity inside you, to keep you smart, heheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] GA: she and sami really got along well, too.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] GA: i officially appoint sami as your GODMOTHER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] GA: which means... something legally, probably?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] GC: I*ll be sure to tell her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] GC: It was cool talking to you Do- Dad?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] GA: dad is fine, i guess? we're like, the same age, but whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] GA: yes, though. nice chat, son! bye!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] -- galactoidArrival [GA] ceased pestering gardeningCatastrophe [GC] at 22:13 --