102613 JossikTlaloc

[03:52] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] began trolling greatTenochtitlan [GT] at 15:52 --

[03:52] GT: Hey dude

[03:52] GG: - see you got -nto the game alr-ght

[03:52] GG: how you feel-ng?

[03:53] GT: Egh

[03:53] GT: Ok I guexx

[03:53] GG: -'m sorry about your lusus

[03:53] GT: UGH XHUT UP

[03:54] GG: -f -t's any consolat-on, m-ne d-ed r-ght before - entered

[03:54] GT: Pleaxe don't bring that xhit up

[03:54] GG: -'m sorry

[03:54] GG: Let's talk about someth-ng else

[03:54] GT: What happened to yourx

[03:54] GG: he was murdered

[03:55] GG: an adult flew down here, k-lled h-m, put a meathook through my eye, and flew off w-th the corpse

[03:55] GT: WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:55] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:55] GT: When the hell did that happen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:55] GG: About 2 m-nutes before - entered the game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:56] GT: Holy fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:56] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:56] GG: -t was pretty crazy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:57] GT: How'x having one eye working out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:57] GG: -m gett-n used to -t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:57] GT: Damn wouldn't you have bled out?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:57] GG: - packed -t w-th snow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:57] GG: null walked me through bandag-ng -t, so -t worked out pretty well all th-ngs cons-dered

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:58] GT: You know Null?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:58] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:58] GG: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:58] GG: let's talk about someth-ng else!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:58] GG: what's your land l-ke?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:59] GT: My land?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:59] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:59] GG: the place where you are currently

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:59] GT: I don't fucking know, I've never left my hive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] GG: oh ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] GG: -'ve barely left m-ne e-ther

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] GT: I'm xtill kinda xhaken up...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] GG: - was too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] GG: you'll be f-ne, okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:01] GG: - prom-se.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:01] GT: Xuuure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:02] GG: Do you at least know you'r t-tle yet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:02] GT: What now? Juxt hang around until I run out of food or xome xhit? HOW DID A GAME EVEN TELEPORT ME TO ANOTHER PLANET?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:02] GG: Soon we w-ll have to beg-n our quests

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:02] GT: Title? Quextx?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:03] GT: What the fuck are you talking about

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:03] GG: ask your spr-te about your t-tle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:03] GG: -t's your role -n the game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:03] GG: for example, - am the kn-ght of heart.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] GG: ask your spr-te, -'ll wa-t here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] GT: My... xprite? You mean that wierd, hulking, xkullheaded demon thing made of conxtellationx that'x juxt xtandin in the corner of my rexpiteblock all menacing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] GG: yup

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] GT: Fuck no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] GG: he's here to help and gu-de you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] GT: Alxo, thankx for creating that abomination

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] GT: Nightmare fuel

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] GG: Hey, -t's better then - got

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] GG: m-ne's a condescend-ng, crypt-c ASSHOLE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] GT: Can it talk?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] GG: Yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:06] GG: s-nce -t's been prototyped tw-ce.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:06] GT: How do you know all thix?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:06] GG: My spr-te told me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:06] GG: albe-t -n the most crypt-c, roundabout way poss-ble

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GT: Are we... in the game?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GG: congratulat-ons.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GT: WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GT: WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GT: WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GG: calm down

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GT: Firxt of all, that'x xo fucking cliche

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GT: Xecondly, that'x fucking impoxxible

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] attempts to pap GT with the cursor --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] flinches --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] GT: Ow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] GG: sry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] GT: The fuck dude don't be that guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] GG: - meant that to be a l-ttle softer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] GG: wa-t what guy?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:10] GT: That guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:10] GT: You know the one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:10] GG: you'll have to expla-n further

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:10] GT: Juxt an axxhole prick in general

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:10] GT: Wow you don't get out much

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GG: what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GG: how was - be-ng an asshole pr-ck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GT: You fucking hit me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GT: Xomehow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GG: - was try-ng to pap you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GT: How doex that even work?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GG: you were freak-ng out and - just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GG: ugh th-s -s awkward

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:12] GT: Anywayx, xince I'm in a game... I'm juxt a piece of code?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:12] GT: Xo I don't have to eat or xleep?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:12] GG: no - th-nk we're st-ll phys-cal and corporeal and all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GG: - know - def-n-tely had to sleep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GT: GAAAAY cmon xeriouxly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GG: wa-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GG: - thought gay meant happy?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GT: That'x not fair

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GT: The humanx have xome cool curxe wordx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GG: wa-t -s gay a curse word

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GT: That'x what I heard

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GG: the beau human sa-d -t means happy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GT: You know Beau?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GG: Yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GG: we've talked

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GG: she gave me some romant-c adv-ce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GT: DUDE XHE'X MY MATE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GT: <3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GG: yeah uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GG: about that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GT: ?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:15] GG: fuck, th-s -s awkward

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:15] GT: What are you trying to xay...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:15] GG: she sa-d that -f - talk to you, - should say that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:15] GG: she really needs some space

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:15] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] furrows eyebrows --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] GG: so maybe you should, l-ke, g-ve her some t-me,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:39] GT: Give her xome time!?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:39] GT: Xhe xaid yex dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:40] GG: But st-ll

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:40] GG: humans are a little we-rd!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:41] GG: th-s may be some we-rd human th-ng.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:41] GG: just g-ve her some t-me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:41] GT: Racixt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:41] GT: What the fuck are you even talking about we have't talked in a while actually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:42] GG: just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:42] GG: be cool, ok?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:42] GT: I'm the epitome of cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:43] GT: You're the one who needx to chill out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:43] GG: Says the guy who's freak-ng out because h-s spr-te -s a b-t spooky

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] GG: also

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] GT: HE'X A FUCKING XKELETON MADE OF OBXIDIAN WITH XTARX FOR EYEX BACK OFF

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] GT: And what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] GG: just go talk to h-m!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] GG: -'m sure -t w-ll be f-ne!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] GT: The hell do I even xay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] GG: how about;

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] GG: "Hey, what's my t-tle?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:46] GG: go ahead -'ll wa-t here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:47] GT: ....... He xayx hix name ix Profexxor Picante and that I'm the Theif of Doom. Whatever the fuck that ix. Alxo he hax the voice of 1,000 demonx and I wet myxelf a bit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:48] GG: - knwo - saw

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:48] GG: you okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:48] GG: you're look-ng real freaked out.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:48] GT: I'm doing juxt dandy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:49] GG: -s there anyth-ng - can do to help?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:50] GT: Dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:50] GG: what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:50] GT: Thankx for all thix help and xhit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] GT: It realy meanx a lot to me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] GG: no problem

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:52] GT: Will I ever even meet you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:52] GG: - don't know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:52] GG: - hope so!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] GT: ....... I remember xomething about ux being on the xame teamx?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] GG: but the th-ng -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] GT: Ix Null in the game?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] GG: Yup!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] GG: she was my server!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] GG: - hope we meet up at some po-nt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] GT: Holy xhit ix xhe going to gloat

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] GG: probably

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] GG: um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] GG: ok, sh-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] GG: - can't qu-te hold -t -n anymore,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GG: - am

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GT: What

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GG: -'m really pale for you, ok?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GG: l-ke from the f-rst moment - saw you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GT: Dude what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GG: oh, god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GG: th-s -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GG: really fuck-ng awkward

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GG: -'m sry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GT: I guexx I feel the xame for you but you don't have to make it all emotional

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GG: just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GG: wa-t what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GT: It'x fine dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GG: So uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GG: do you uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GG: wanna be mo-ra-ls?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GT: You don't axk that. That xhit ix made

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GG: sry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GG: - uhy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GT: Brotherly bondx and all that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GT: Xo yea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GT: I guexx we are

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GG: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GG: ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GG: awesome

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GT: Yea dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] GT: I'm not xurprixed though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] GG: why not?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] GT: Everyone wantx to get with thix badaxx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] GG: oh please

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] GG: you not that badass

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] GT: Get mad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:00] GG: look, - have to go, but -f you need to talk, feel free to troll me, okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:01] GT: Alright dude, thankx for the help. I guexx I'll xtart exploring my land or whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:01] GG: ok, bye Tlaloc!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:01] GG: <>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:01] GT: <> Xee ya palebro

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:01] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] gave up trolling garrisonedGuardian [GG] at 17:01 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">