Enzo Medeis

A young half-troll's head is resting on the keyboard desktop computer on his writing desk. He is both asleep and awake(?). This ANGSTY PHILOSOPHER would tell you his name, but the shear will of acknowledging an unseen third party observer is an EXISTENTIAL QUANDARY he's unwilling to address at this time. Thankfully, his name has been written for us.

Your name is ENZO MEDEIS. You are a WRITER, or at least you are when you write. REALITY being as subjective as it is,  most of your time is spent pondering concepts you only sort of have a handle on and are blown away by each time you realize how little you know or understand about the power of THOUGHT. Most of the LYRICS you write for you postrock band  “A Boundless Eternity Returns" are along the subject of “more to reality than what can be observed”; You are however often distracted by the BULLET HELL SHOOTER GAMES you are uncannily good at. Your writing area is mostly a pile of papers, BOOKS and BUSTS of your favorite PHILOSOPHERS of human and trollkind, and collection of  MAGIC GIRL figurines your father had been giving you every year on your birthday for the last 8.31 sweeps of your life. You currently have 18 of them. While the gifts are appreciate, you reject the feasibility of MAGIC; also the attire and poses of many of these figures them make you uneasy and uncomfortable. If only they were classier. like BURLESQUE DANCERS.

There are several CHANDELIERS and CEILING FANS  scattered about your room. You are a HAMMER THROWING enthusiast, but have only ever practiced with the ceiling fan you pulled down to make room for a better looking chandelier. The practice is to help prove the usefulness of an improvised swinging weapon as the best weapon to have ready in case of an emergency. You have yet to test this theory.

Your pesterchum handle is anaximandersTrepidation. While chatting, you tend to overuse punctuation, often incorrectly; giving an argument often bogged down in duality, your true thoughts on the subject ambiguous. This often leads to those you are speaking to regarding you as cold, wry but witty; a pragmatist and often the needed voice of reason.