101913 balish sami

 -- conciseTactician [CT] began pestering arcaneArtisan [AA] at 16:26 --

 [04:26] CT: HUMAN.

 [04:26] CT: I require your ATTENTION.

 [04:26] AA: Oh, are you one of the flippin' "aliens" everyone's been talking about?

 [04:27] CT: ALIEN? No, I am a troll, CLEARLY.

 [04:27] AA: This should be fun. I could use some silliness to distract me from all this flippin' creepiness I'm finding myself in.

 [04:27] AA: I'm Sami. Who are you?

 [04:28] CT: Balish Aggaro, Prince of Breath. I BELIEVE our titles are SIMILAR?

 [04:28] AA: Oh, you mean that crap that came up when I entered the land of Spookiness and Creepery?

 [04:29] CT: Yes, the ANNOUNCEMENT.

 [04:29] AA: Yeah, I guess we're both "Of Breath" then.

 [04:30] AA: I'm sorry mine turned out to be so much flippin' better than yours though.

 [04:30] AA: I'm sure being a prince won't suck too much, even if it's not as cool as being a flippin' witch.

 [04:31] CT: Witch, right, that was YOU. In our culture those who PURSUED such feats as magic where CULLED IMMEDIATLY, so no, I do not believe YOU are the fortunate one.

 [04:32] CT: But I DIGRESS.

 [04:32] AA: What culture is that, anyway? I've never heard of anyone named "Balish" before.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:32] AA: Is it British?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:32] CT: Close, TROLLIAN.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:32] AA: Oh, wait, that's your flippin' troll persona's name, isn't it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:32] AA: You're probably named like Barry or something in real life.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:32] CT: Troll PERSONA? No, that is INCORRECT, I am not a FLARPER, so I do noy have a persona.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:33] AA: Oh, all right, I'll play along with your dumb trollsona thing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:33] CT: I...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:33] CT: I will IGNORE that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:33] AA: Anyway, yes, "our culture" also used to be pretty flippin' awful to witches.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:34] CT: Yes, I have seen SOME similarities from what Beau has MENTIONED, but that is NOT why I am speaking to you KNOW.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:35] AA: Hey, you're not that troll that was flippin' around with Beau and threatening her and stuff, are you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:35] AA: Because I can't be havin' with that crap.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:36] CT: No, I have yet to THREATEN any human.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:36] CT: Well, any from YOUR GROUP.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:36] AA: Okay then.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:36] AA: I'll....take that as a good thing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:36] CT: As you SHOULD. But I need to FOCUS, don't DISTRACT me any longer.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:37] CT: Listen, human, I wish to PURPOSE an agreement of SORTS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:37] AA: An "agreement?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:38] AA: Your on the enemy team! I hope you don't think I'm gonna flippin' betray my flippin' friends!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:39] CT: No, NOTHING of the sort. The OPPOSITE, actually. I wish to EXCLUDE myself from this petty RIVALRY between Humans and Troll.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:39] AA: Oh! So you want to be friends?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] CT: No, I just CANNOT AFFORD you humans metteling in my buisness at this TIME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:40] AA: It sounds like you are up to no good!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:41] CT: No good for SOMEONE, not you humans, I can ASSURE you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:42] AA: Ughh. I feel like I shouldn't let you get away with your "No Good" regardless...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:42] CT: HONESTLY, I have better things to do than CARE what you humans are up to, at this TIME. Perhaps another day, but NOT YET.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:42] AA: ...but we've got so much going on right now, I don't think I can take time aside to meddle with you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:43] CT: Exactly my POINT. Everything is taking off rather QUICKLY, it's not like any of us can AFFORD to be distracted.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:43] AA: Okay. That's fair enough. So what are you asking me to agree to? A "no zerg rush" treaty?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:44] CT: STRANGE termination, but it has the word TREATY in it, so sure.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:45] AA: I don't know if I can speak for all my friends, though. Can you speak for yours?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:46] CT: I can, yes, if my team members try ANYTHING, I will deal with it IMMEDIATLY and without mercy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:46] AA: That sounds like a flippin' harsh way to talk about friends!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:47] CT: Friends? I only know a FEW of them, and most of the OTHERS are hardly worth the TIME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:47] CT: This is UNIMPORTANT, as we have STATED, therre is too much to do than speak of relationships as such.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:48] AA: Aww. That's so flippin' sad. I remember Beau telling me you guys didn't get along really well, but if you don't have each other's backs how will you ever win this thing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:48] AA: I mean aside from the flippin' obvious fact that you'll lose to us.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:48] AA: But that'll be after we get this early game crud dealt with, obviously.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:49] CT: That is UNLIKELY, if the goal of this game is to even PIT us against one another, to which I have my DOUBTS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:49] CT: Early game"CRUD"?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:49] AA: Hey, that reminds me--do you know what the deal with these glowy orb guys are? My father ended up throwing himself in this thing and now he only talks gibberish.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:49] CT: You mean the Error in one of your players ENTERING? Unfortunate, I hope they is UNHARMED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:50] AA: What error?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:50] CT: I know VERY LITTLE, but they seem to be able to REVITALIZE whatever they touch, SOMEHOW. The error message, a friend of mine told me it OCCURED when a player of yours entered.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:51] AA: I wasn't paying attention to the announcement! Who was it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:51] CT: Erm... Somone named CrackerJack and some NUMBERS, if I am reading this correctly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:52] CT: Strange names where YOU are from.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:52] AA: Yeah, I....don't know anyone named CrackerJack. It sounds like a net handle, but these announcements have been using real names! That's pretty weird.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:53] AA: I'll check my message logs to see what you're talking about.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:53] CT: You're RIGHT, they have... He seems to be the Lord of you HUMANS, so I assume he was the LEADER of the group.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:53] AA: No way. Kate's our leader. She's the flippin' best.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:54] CT: Ah, right, the one who TEARS apart lusi.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:54] AA: Huh?! This says Dean entered! But he didn't get in the Beta!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:55] CT: She does seem the strongest of YOU, but wouldn't the Lord hold that title?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:55] CT: Dean? ANOTHER humans I assume.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:55] AA: And Jack....I think that's Kate's friend!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:56] AA: I'm sorry Balish, I gotta go. I have to see if Kate knows what happened.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:56] CT: Alright...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:56] AA: I'll tell the others to leave you guys alone for a while though!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:56] CT: Thank you. I will spread the WORD as well.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:56] CT: I take my LEAVE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- conciseTactician [CT] ceased pestering arcaneArtisan [AA] at 16:58 --