121613-Beau-Nullar

[01:17] -- chessAficionado [CA] began pestering aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 01:17 --

[01:17] CA: Hi Null...

[01:17] CA: I have a very important message from a friend...

[01:17] CA: "Balish's Matesprit says that she is here for you, but someone is watching." ...

[01:17] AG: oh hey I was gonna message you

[01:17] AG: that's...

[01:18] CA: don't ask me I have no idea what it means...

[01:18] CA: I was told you'd know...

[01:19] AG: I know what it means, but I don't know how to handle it. maybe you could... ask her how she's here? I mean I don't want to blow her spot but

[01:19] AG: okay

[01:19] AG: tell him/her this please

[01:19] CA: ok...

[01:20] AG: "I have been trying very hard to keep your secret but I guess I understand there are viruses around and spies watching. I was just hoping you could tell me how you dealt with your affliction. if it's not a thing that's particular to you, I was hoping I could learn from it. I'm sick of using my hoe as a cane.... /X>'

[01:20] AG: "if you can't help me now though I understand, I will ask my sprite or figure it out on my own. surprising as it might be I still do not wish to fuck with balish's quadrants if I can prevent it."

[01:21] AG: also beau like

[01:21] AG: for real

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:21] AG: do you even know how kissmessitudes work?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:22] AG: because I like you and all for a human but you're gonna fuck poor tlaloc's poor fucked brain up more than it already is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:23] CA: *sigh* She says back "[01:22] SO: Beau, tell her that she should recieve a file from balish [01:22] SO: next time he's around. [01:22] SO: That will help."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:25] AG: tell her I said thank you, beau, please. )X>>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:25] CA: *sigh* what am I, Beau the latest in Internet Relay Chat tech...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:26] CA: She gives you her love...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:27] CA: Now that THAT's done, what were you saying?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:28] AG: I'm saying you're gonna fuck tlaloc's brain

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:28] AG: that he's too stupid to know what you suggested isn't a real relationship

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:29] AG: and that you're too ignorant to know better than to suggest it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:29] CA: I see...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:31] AG: but I mean yeah you do you or w/e but it's a really bad idea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:31] AG: unless you guys can settle on a REAL quadrant it's just going to fuck both of you up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:31] AG: you're messing with fires you don't know how to control

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:32] AG: he's going to be pining for you while you insult him. that's so fucking sick.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:32] AG: and you know I don't particularly dislike you so I'm just trying to be honest here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:33] CA: Null I'm sorry, it was a stupid idea, I don't know what I was thinking...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:36] CA: There's just, a lot of shit happening right now, so I guess I was desperate for some form of relationship ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:37] CA: It was extremely stupid of me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:37] AG: no I mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:37] AG: I think spades is PERFECT for you guys

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:38] AG: but you have to do something to make his sexual attraction and pity turn into disdain and a desire for proving himself better than you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:38] AG: remember, like I was trying to orchestrate, when I thought he was worth my hate?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:44] CA: So you're suggesting, I Hate-seduce him?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:44] CA: How does one go about doing that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:49] AG: present yourself as a rival

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:49] AG: you have to pursue the same path as him (which will be hard because he's an aimless loser) but pursue an opposing way to go towards the goal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:49] AG: and prove you're worth his disdain and attention!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:52] CA: Well, when you hated him that way, what way did you present yourself as a rival?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:53] CA: TBH, he was totally pining for me, you should have just fake flirted with me, it'd have flipped his lid...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56] CA: Of course, it's too late, but just my tibit ofinfo...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56] AG: I presented myself as a rival by fucking up stuff in his life without really fucking it up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56] CA: though sadly I can't exactly fake flirt with myself without seeming like a total tool...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] AG: the big reveal would be that I didn't actually tell you anything but fuck that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] AG: I think getting someone permanently in your red quadrant would help, for sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] AG: I mean I would be the best candidate to piss him off but I'm not available sorry hehehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] CA: Well, there's someone I feel that way for, but that's private info...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] CA: plus probably never gonna happen...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] AG: omg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] AG: I can SO KEEP A SECRET

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] AG: that's all I have to do now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] AG: who is it?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] CA: EEH...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] CA: Forgive me if I don't hold you to that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] CA: god you sounded like Maenam for a second...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01] CA: maybe throw in a "omq" once or twice...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] AG: sorry I've been

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] AG: really bored sitting here on my planet alone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] AG: with only my hot sprite for company /:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] CA: No I get it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] CA: I'm lucky to have things to keep me busy...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] AG: yeah. I mean I'll figure it out soon, if what 'your friend' says is correct

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] AG: I think I mentioned this but like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] AG: I'm REALLY sick of using my hoe as a cane

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] CA: Uhh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] CA: didn't you say...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] CA: your hoe is poison?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] CA: I recall that being a scentence you typed...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] AG: well I have several

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] CA: hm tru...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] AG: one poisons me, one poisons other people, one is my original

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] CA: The answer is simple...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] CA: Use all 3 at the SAME TIME /s...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] AG: ehehehehe I need more hands first but yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] AG: of course

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] CA: I mean don't you have a shit ton of plants at your house? Don't you have a tree or something that you can grab a branch off of?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] CA: Heck, at least your weapons got boosts...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] CA: All I managed was a bunch of scythes that are slightly fancier than the last...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] CA: and a bunch of guns for some reason...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] is now an idle chum! --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] CA: aw, I guess you fell asleep at your comp? Well thanks for the advice...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] CA: Bye...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 02:18 --