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 -- chessAficionado [CA] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 05:18 --

 [05:18] CA: Hello Doir...

 [05:18] GA: hi

 [05:19] CA: How are you fairing?...

 [05:19] GA: p good, you?

 [05:19] CA: Well, I've been better...

 [05:20] GA: so, that was an interesting christmas

 [05:20] GA: tbh i wasnt expecting to kill santa

 [05:21] CA: Yeah, I still say you have to return the gifts...

 [05:21] GA: okay but he clearly knew id be getting them

 [05:21] GA: my own head was in one of the boxes

 [05:21] CA: mhmm...

 [05:22] CA: That is uh...

 [05:22] CA: interesting?...

 [05:22] GA: yeah

 [05:22] GA: thats the second time ive been given a piece of me this christmas and its getting a bit old

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:23] CA: Perhaps I could give you a finger or two...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:23] GA: heheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:23] CA: Hey this might be a personal question but...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:23] CA: Have you spoken to and or heard from your Mom since the entrance?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:24] GA: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:24] GA: i was just talking to sami about this a bit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:24] GA: sorry about your parents

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:24] CA: Thank you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:25] CA: How'd you know?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:25] GA: sami sorta mentioned it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:26] CA: Yeah I sort of ended up bawling for a minute or so...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:27] GA: hey ill tell ya a secret if you dont tell anyone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:27] CA: ok...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:27] GA: when jack was doing the thing on prospit, i was totally crying the whole time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:27] CA: I'll be sure to tell everyone...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:27] CA: kidding of course...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:28] CA: Crying in that sort of situation is normal...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:28] GA: yeah, i think crying is to be expected in this game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:29] GA: as it is in all of life, but sburb increases the frequency in which crying occurs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:29] CA: I mean look back to before this game existed...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:29] CA: did you ever think this would happen?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:30] GA: yes, i completely thought that this exact sequence of events would transpire

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:30] GA: this is the least likely thing thats ever happened in the history of ever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:31] CA: I don't know, you said something smart once, I think THAT is the least likely thing...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:31] CA: :p...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:32] GA: when did i say something smart

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:32] GA: this was not planned, someone call the police

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:32] CA: hello this is 911 we brought the FBI and the CIA we heard Doir said something smart...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:33] GA: [sirens blaring in the distance]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:33] GA: mrs mavico im afraid your son is... not a hundred percent brain dead *dramatic music*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:34] CA: heheh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:34] CA: [movie trilogy about the tragic tale of Doir saying something smart]...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:35] GA: [1990s anime version, series two, and 2011 remake happen]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:36] CA: [Clash of the 1990 and 2011 fandoms result in the deaths of 413]...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GA: id be just like that one guy in that one magical girl anime

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GA: tmm? or something?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] CA: No you ARE the magical girl...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] CA: it's you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] GA: well, not atm b/c i basically ruined my chances of getting my items back ever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:37] CA: Oh?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:38] GA: maybe if i look inside my heart i can find justice without the pen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:38] GA: nah, just been a bit of an ass to libby

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:38] CA: *sigh*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] CA: *siiiiiiiiiigh*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] CA: Good job dork...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] GA: there were a bunch of animes and a movie trilogy made about one time when i said something smart

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] GA: did you expect anything better

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:39] GA: and i dont even remember what i said that was smart

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:40] CA: no one does, in today's society it's but a legend...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:41] GA: they tell of once upon a time a child in purple uttered a sentence or phrase that wasnt completely asinine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:41] GA: and then had some adventures where they conveniently had clear morals to each episode

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:41] CA: Fuck little red riding hood and screw goldilocks this is what we read to childern at bed time...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:42] GA: 'once upon a time a guy said something smart'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:43] CA: "wow grandpa that was a great story good night"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:43] GA: 'dont you call me grandpa im your mother'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:43] GA: 'jeeeeeez'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:43] GA: tbh with my genes theyd never survive past 4

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:44] CA: They grow stupider as they reproduce, terrifying...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:44] GA: maybe the stupidity is recessive and im just unlucky

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:45] CA: I mean your mom is p smart...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:45] GA: yeah actually wtf mom

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:45] GA: maybe its not in my genes and ive just been bonked on the head one too many times

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] CA: she proably tested on you as a baby...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GA: all of that incense burning and salt probably didnt help either

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:47] CA: She tried to exorcise the demons, she exorcised the smarts instead...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:47] GA: ouch that burn, ooh that smarts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] CA: Well I've definitley cheered up now...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:49] GA: you have no idea how many stupid things i did today that i have totally gotten over hehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:49] CA: do tell...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:50] GA: libby thing, also i think balish is pissed at me, then ryspor and jossik broke up and scarlet intervened, also all of the christmas stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:50] GA: and by intervened i mean ryspor told scarlet something i told him to tell jossik

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GA: and yeah all of that was totally my fault

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] CA: Yes, Jossik and Ryspor was bound to get dirty if Scarlet got involved...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GA: nah its not really scarlets fault

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GA: mostly mine, my own, and a heaping pile of moi

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] CA: you sure? She's pretty manipulative, makes my manipulation look like childplay...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GA: well im not exactly sure if she really did anything except relay what ryspor said to jossik

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GA: and the only reason ryspor said anything to her was because of me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GA: i am the best at causing everything bad that happens

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] CA: You sure? I was the one who got them to get together in the first place...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GA: damn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GA: well played

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:55] GA: anyway i have to go wallow in self loathing or something in purpleplace for a while

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] CA: Have fun, I have to go wallow in the lose of my parents...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GA: see ya later, alligator

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GA: ( btw you couldnt see it but that alligator was french )

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GA: ( just to spice things up )

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] CA: See you in a while reptilian animal that vaguely resebles an alligator but is a crocodile...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] CA: (that was crocodile in french)...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GA: ( we are the best french people )

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[05:57] <span style="color:rgb(130,130,130);">CA: ( oui oui )...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 05:57 --