061014-Beau Ryspor

[07:02] -- gregar1ousTroubadour [GT] began pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 19:02 --

[07:03] GT: ~Beav? Are yov receiving thiʃ?~

[07:03] CA: Hm? Yes I am...

[07:04] CA: Why do you ask?...

[07:04] GT: ~I...need advice.~

[07:04] CA: What's the issue?...

[07:04] GT: ~Kate feelʃ pale for me.~

[07:05] CA: uh...

[07:05] CA: hmmm...

[07:05] CA: well uh...

[07:05] CA: that's some shit man...

[07:05] CA: I'll see what I can do to help...

[07:06] GT: ~Oh, no, don't talk to her abovt it. I'd feel awfvl if thiʃ ʃpread arovnd.~

[07:06] CA: Oh, no, I wouldn't do that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] CA: But if I am to give you advice, I'm going to need to know the specifics...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] GT: ~We were chatting, and thingʃ tvrned to Joʃʃik and Kikate, and it all ʃort of...went downhill from there~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] GT: ~We were paleflirting rather ʃhameleʃʃly, looking back on the converʃation.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] CA: Aren't you with Libby?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:14] GT: ~Yeʃ, exactly!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:14] CA: >:( ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:14] CA: You see what you made me do? I had to use an emoticon...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:14] GT: ~How ʃhall I ever be forgiven.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:15] CA: Well for one you need to make it clear to Kate you are already in a pale rlationship to...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:15] GT: ~I did.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:15] GT: ~I waʃ forced to when ʃhe propoʃed we become moirailʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:16] CA: And you didn't sooner?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:16] GT: ~I waʃn't expecting her to ʃay ʃomething like THAT.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] CA: You also should be more careful about that pale boner in your pants...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] GT: ~I don't INTENTIONALLY paleflirt, it jvʃt ʃort of...HAPPENʃ!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] CA: Because you could end up hurting Libby horribly...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] CA: well you should work on that shouldn't you?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] GT: ~ʃo yov're ʃvggeʃting I jvʃt ʃtop ʃympathizing with people?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] CA: No, but don't just paleflirt with people...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] CA: like let me give you an example...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] CA: If we were matesprites, and I started flirting with other people, you'd be pretty peeved right?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] GT: ~Well, yeʃ, I ʃvppoʃe I wovld be. It honeʃtly dependʃ on how far yov wovld be going.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] CA: How about to the point where the people I flirt with suggest we date...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] GT: ~...Yeʃ, that wovld be bad.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] CA: And what if my only defense was "It just sort of happens"?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] GT: ~ʃhvt vp, all right? It DOEʃ. Do yov think I WANT to be like thiʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] CA: No I don't...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] CA: which is why I'm trying to help you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] GT: ~One of theʃe dayʃ, I'm going to do ʃomething I can't take back, and I'm going to tear Libby apart.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] CA: Which is why we will stop it before it happens...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] GT: ~What if it'ʃ jvʃt happened?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] CA: It didn't...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] CA: whatever happened with Kate, that's in the past...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] GT: ~Libby waʃ ready to KILL Nvllar when ʃhe ʃhowed intereʃt in Baliʃh.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] CA: It's the end of that, and the end of this...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] CA: You can't change the past, but you can change the future...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] GT: ~Vgh, why covldn't I have been born a hvman? I covld ʃimply be a 'therapiʃt' and be done with it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] CA: Dwelling on the past will do you no good...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] CA: especially something like that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] CA: All you can do is try and fix it now...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] GT: ~I don't know how to, thovgh.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] GT: ~How am I ʃvppoʃed to avoid croʃʃing a line I can't ʃee?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] CA: That's why I'm your friend, because I *can* see it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] CA: It's sort of what I do...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] GT: ~Indeed.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] CA: Anyway...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] GT: ~I aʃʃvme yov have ʃome ʃort of propoʃal?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] CA: Yes, I do...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CA: Here's what you do...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CA: before every saying anything...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CA: *ever...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CA: think...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CA: "Would a moirail say this?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CA: And if the answer is yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] CA: Don't say it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:41] CA: And if you're trying to be sympathetic with someone else other than Libby, try rephrasing it so it isn't as clearly palesluttish...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] GT: ~That...ʃeemʃ aʃ if it might work, yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] GT: ~Yeʃ, thiʃ covld definitely improve thingʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] GT: ~...What do I do abovt Kate, thovgh?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] CA: I can speak to her if you need...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] GT: ~Pleaʃe don't. I don't want her to feel hvmiliated all over again.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:43] CA: I doubt she'd be humiliated...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:43] CA: but if you wish...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GT: ~ʃhovld I ʃimply cvt off all contact with her? I don't want to; ʃhe'ʃ an excellent ʃtrategiʃt, and I feel that wovld be a terrible thing to do withovt any explanation.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] CA: Oh no no...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GT: ~Really, all I'd like iʃ to remain friendʃ with her, withovt thiʃ horrible haze of awkwardneʃʃ hanging abovt.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] CA: Then don't let it be awkward...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] GT: ~That'ʃ likely wiʃhfvl thinking at thiʃ point, however.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] GT: ~Yov're ʃvggeʃting I ʃimply continve aʃ if nothing ever happened?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] CA: No, please let me finish typing...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] GT: ~Apologieʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] CA: I think it's very important you and Kate discuss these feelings...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] CA: Make it clear that you do not return her feelings...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] CA: But also be careful to not hurt her too badly...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] CA: It's very likely she'll be hurt, but I'd rather she's let down gently rather than you dropping her off a metaphorical building...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] CA: I am done typing now, by the way...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GT: ~Oh, excellent.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GT: ((he was totally waiting the entire time))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] GT: ~Thiʃ ʃhovld help tremendovʃly, I think.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] CA: I'm glad...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] CA: It's always cool to help a friend, and I don't even have to leave my home!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] GT: ~Yovr home? I waʃ vnder the impreʃʃion yov had left the caʃtle?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] CA: Castle?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] GT: ~Or, no, it waʃ a manʃion, waʃn't it?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] CA: No it's a mansion...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] CA: Yeah...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] CA: I'm in my room...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] GT: ~Yov've exited...wherever it waʃ yov were?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] CA: but... I haven't left?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] CA: I'm in my room, I had a rather strange nightmare...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] CA: Butler said he was going to get a doctor for something...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] GT: ~A...nightmare?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] CA: Yes, it was very frighting...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] GT: ~Who'ʃ Bvtler?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] CA: [this message was unable to be recieved due to connectivity issues, please try again]...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] CA: Oh, he's the man who takes care of me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] CA: Since my parents aren't around much, he's my legal guardian...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] GT: ~He made it throvgh the entry, then?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:06] CA: Hm?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] CA: Entry to what?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] GT: ~...The Game.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] GT: ~ʃbvrb?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] CA: huh?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] CA: That sounds like a cool game, I'll look into it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] GT: ~Are...yov feeling qvite all right, Beav?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] CA: Well, Butler's getting a doctor, so I may be ill...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] CA: why do you as?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] CA: *ask...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] GT: ~Yov're playing ʃbvrb aʃ we ʃpeak, Beav.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] CA: Uh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] CA: no I'm not...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] CA: I'm in my house, talking to you, about your pale commitment issues...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] GT: ~Yeʃ. Me, Ryʃpor, who yov met throvgh the Game.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] GT: ~Do yov remember that?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] CA: not... really...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] CA: how did we meet again?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] GT: ~Beav.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] GT: ~What do I look like?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] CA: You have black hair that curls at the end...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] CA: You wear a suit...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] GT: ~And my ʃkin color?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] CA: I think...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] CA: You're caucasian aren't you?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] GT: ~...No.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] CA: Oh, apologies...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] GT: ~My ʃkin iʃ grey, Beav.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] GT: ~I am a troll.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] CA: OOooh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] GT: ~An alien, which yov met throvgh ʃbvrb.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] CA: Ryspor um...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] CA: Are you familiar that your rolelaying games are... games correct?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] CA: Not reality...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] GT: ~...Right, yeʃ, of covrʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] GT: ~How covld I have forgotten?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] CA: Ah, I'm glad, you had me worried for a second...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] GT: ~I'm ʃorry, I ʃhovld go. Doir will want to hear abovt the lateʃt happeningʃ.~

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering gregar1ousTroubadour [GT] at 23:23 --