101114-Beau-Doir

 -- chessAficionado [CA] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 02:16 --

 [02:16] CA: ((where is Doir rn))

 [02:17] GA: (( in his room probs ))

 [02:19] CA: There is a knock on Doir's door...

 [02:19] GA: "come in!"

 [02:22] CA: Beau opens the door and steps inside. "Doir, great you're still here"...

 [02:23] GA: Doir gets up from his bed, captchaloguing his laptop. "oh, hey beau. yeah, ive been talking to my children, and adopted some guy."

 [02:24] CA: "I'd ask, but I'm sure from your point of view, what you just said makes perfect sense and had reasoning behind it, and will leave it at that"...

 [02:25] CA: "Listen, I came by because I wanted to say goodbye. Who knows how long it will be until we see eachother face to ghost face"...

 [02:27] GA: "ohhhh breau." Doir pulls him into a hug. "dont worry! travel through the cyberverse is instantaneous, and travel as a mind ghost goes the speed of thought."

 [02:27] GA: "ill still be able to hop over anytime im not like in the middle of battle to say hi, tell you about my day, grab a starbucks, the whole deal."

 [02:29] CA: "Awesome, Oh! And be sure to say hello to the lil Mavicos runnin around. Keep them out of serious trouble"...

 [02:30] GA: Doir pulls away. "yeah, sure! theyre awesome. lily is like, soooo cool, and erisio is like, sane! and vyllen, the kid i adopted, like, totally thinks im the coolest because of my alternate hacker self."

 [02:32] CA: "Coolness and sanity. Clearly your genes are blessed"...

 [02:32] GA: "yeah theyre sooo cooool ommmmg im so excited."

 [02:32] GA: "have you talked to your kids?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:33] CA: "One of them. Rubi Demain, Sylph of Life, very bright"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] GA: "oooh, cool! maybe ill be on her team."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:36] GA: "your other kid was with sami, right? i bet she'll have their handle pretty soon, and will totally forward it to you!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:37] CA: "Yes, and that kid would have been raised by the alternate Sami. I can't wait to meet them!" He smied, almost dreamily...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] GA: "this is so exciting! after five years, we'll finally be able to meet our kids! our long-ass journey is over!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] CA: "Long ass journey indeed"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:40] GA: "im sure, uh, as soon as we dock, you'll be able to meet them in person too. bring 'em over for an ark party or somethin."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] CA: "Oh and I've sort of been going around and giving everyone motivational speeches and stuff, and I have one for you too. Next time someone calls you stupid, you tell them that Beau himself said that you're one of the smartest, craftiest people in the game. ok?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:42] GA: Doir hugs him again. "okay! i wont forget it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: "hahah, but anyway, ive got five years of training up my sleeve, with the smartest slugs and... uh, probably the best library in the world."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: "so ill be so smart they cant believe."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] GA: "theyll be like, wow, doir is so smart. i cant. even. wowo."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] CA: "Plus, with 5 years of training, I bet you could help the new mind players out a whole lot"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] GA: "oh, yeah! both of my kids are mind players. seer, and thief. and since im a page, i know stuff about every class!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] CA: "Wow, mind reeally runs in your blood"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] GA: "yeah, it must be like, a dominant genetic thing. like redheads."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:47] CA: "Oh god don't tell me your hair is dyed and you're a natural redhead"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] GA: "no, im... a whitehead? naturally... for some reason. i always assumed it was because i was born to be in an anime."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] CA: "Puella Magi Doir Magica"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] GA: "mevuca is suffering"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] GA: "man, i hope we dont just get there and all instantly die. thatd suck."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] CA: "Well, I'm trusting you to make sure that doesn't happen."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] CA: "Pages are like pawns, and you got to the other side of the board. You're one of the strongest pieces in the game"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GA: "yeah, but we just got a bunch of new pieces, and we dont know how many are trustworthy."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] GA: "remember how our biggest problem was jack, not the game. what if one of balish's kids goes berserk? or someone is like, a sociopath and just waiting to backstab someone?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] CA: "Can't mind players do like, sense motive on people"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] GA: "no, a sense motive is like, a roll to see if you see through a bribe."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:58] GA: "er, but, i might be able to see into people's brains, yes."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] GA: "and easier thing to do might just be, you know, check everyones sheets. we'd see clear signs of evil right on there."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:59] GA: *an

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:04] CA: "fair enough"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] GA: "lily (my kid, yo) said there was some trouble with charlatans, and that some of them got into severe debt. hopefully, theyll let me, a veteran, 'see their sheets to make sure theyre okay', if you know what i mean."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:06] CA: "but really, if you need to keep an eye out for those kind of people, I'm sure that you and two more god tier veterans won't have much trouble"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:07] GA: "yeah, but we cheated and got to where we are through bullshit and not much actual work."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:07] CA: yeah ok but you're still powerful...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:07] CA: *" "...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:08] GA: "well, yeah, *im* powerful, because ive been training for the past five years. i dunno about maenam."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:08] CA: "Think about it this way"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:08] CA: "You have a wimp you just started going to the gym"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:08] CA: "And you have a guy on steroids"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:09] CA: "Sure he used steroids, and cheated, but he's still much stronger"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GA: "fiiine, im just using a bit of caution here."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] GA: "like damn, im a bit wary of danger, sue me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:10] CA: "I wasn't saying don't be careful"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:11] CA: "I was saying of you DO find someone who intends to harm the team, you, Sami, and Maenam are more than capable to handle it"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:11] CA: *if...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] GA: "yeah, but im just being careful in case we arent more than capable."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:12] CA: "Perfect, you're ready"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:14] GA: "yeah, ready as ill ever be." Doir motions to the pristine room. "ive got everything ill need and everything i wont captchalogued, ive prepared my various devices to be ready for use, and ive left a phone over on my desk incase i need to escape back here."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:16] CA: "I'm so robbing you while you're gone"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GA: "nuh uh, theres nothing to rob here. ive taken everything but the phone."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] GA: "rob someone else."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:17] CA: "Looks like a nice phone..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] GA: "yeah, i was rich." Doir dumps it into the nightstand drawer. "anyway, dont touch it. i need it here in case i need to hack over."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:18] CA: "Fair enough"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:19] CA: "I'll just rob Ryspor, he has fancy highblood junk"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:19] GA: "eheheh yeah tell me what you find"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:19] GA: "dont let him know you stole from him, though."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:20] CA: "I'm not telling you where he hides his porn"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:20] GA: "i already know, dont worry."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:20] CA: "Oh yeah, you probably looked when you were omnipotent or whatever"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:20] CA: "So what's up with that, can you just... do that now?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] GA: "i dunno, probably"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] CA: "Wave a henshin pen around and know the secrets of the universe"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] CA: "The meaning of life"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] GA: "not gonna use it unless i need it, though, in case it has limited uses."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] CA: "Why we're here"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] CA: "Why dudes have nipples"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:21] GA: "well, not really. i just know the position of every particle in existence."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: "i wont know answers to that crap unless, like, someones neurons are firing with it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] CA: "You know, I never did use my white queen henshin pen..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:22] GA: "do it"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] CA: "That would be silly. You saw what happened with Meouet, and you, and Ryspor"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] CA: "Shit, you've heard what the *white queen* does"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] GA: "true, yeah. you might end up shipping people. thatd be terrible."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:23] CA: "I'll probably run around and ship people to death"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:25] GA: "(dooooo iiiiiit.)"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:25] CA: He uncaptchalouges the WHITE QUEEN'S COMPACT...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:26] CA: He shudders and puts it back in his inventory...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:26] GA: "yeah lets just save ourselves like all that trouble and not use that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:27] CA: "Sorry dude, but I dont want to use it with people nearby. I don't need to wake up in your bed with a hangover and a ton of questions"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:27] GA: Doir wiggles his eyebrows.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:27] CA: "I'm not single, and aren't you dating Nate?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:28] GA: "he would never have to know~"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:28] CA: "Yeah, but I would know, and I have enough guilt eating away at me thank you very much"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] GA: "bb i could just erase your mem- nah thatd get into pretty dark territory."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] CA: "Yeah I think that's what roofies are, let's change the topic"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] GA: "both of our significant others have left us."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:30] GA: "one night stand time, clearly."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:30] GA: "lmao do you remember that tlaloc guy"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:30] GA: "wasnt he always on cocaine or something"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:30] CA: He visibly shudders...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:31] CA: "Ugh, yes, pretty much"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:31] GA: "eheheh what a loser"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:32] GA: "didnt anyone tell him drugs are bad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:33] CA: "Loser... does not begin to define him"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:33] GA: "lmao remember that time we messed with him by saying if he embarrassed you youd die"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:34] CA: "Hehe yeah remember that time he literally stalked me and pretended that we didn't actually break up?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:34] CA: "WHILE I was dating Sami?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:35] GA: "hahahah yeah lmaooo"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:35] GA: "so glad that dude died"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:37] CA: "I mean, he was still a person. A douchy person, but a person"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:37] GA: "did i ever tell you one time i transformed in front of him and he asked to be my moirail"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:37] CA: "And now he has two children and someone's gonna have to tell them that he's dead"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:38] GA: "because of how much pity- oh, yeah."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:38] GA: "well, maybe in that universe he wasnt so terrible."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:39] CA: "I sure hope so"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:40] GA: "yeah. either way, his kids probably liked him to some extent."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:40] GA: "its not a good idea to brag to kids about how much you hated their dead parents"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:40] GA: "that one was a good lesson i learned." Doir nods sagely. "you should learn it from me before you make that mistake."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:41] CA: "Yeah, not like I was planning on it."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:41] CA: "Doir, did you brag about hating your child's dead parents"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:41] GA: "null *WAS* a dick"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:41] GA: "its not my fault that the only thing i remember about her was how terrible she was."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:42] GA: "to make up for it, i adopted her other child."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:42] GA: "who actually seemed like kind of a doofus? he'll do great in my family."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:42] CA: "Perfect."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:42] CA: "Well, I'll leave you to get some rest, take it easy now Doir"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:43] GA: Doir gives Beau one last hug and floats over to bed. "see ya later, beau!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:44] CA: Beau heads over to the door. "Mhm, see ya" The door closes behind him, and the fading sound of footsteps follows...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:44] GA: (( upost lel ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:44] CA: ((k lelole trolld me))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:44] CA: ((close the chat window so I can post))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- galactoidArrival [GA] ceased pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 03:45 --