02212015MahtahLily

[01:55] -- callopygianCordiality [CC] began pestering galliardTartarologist [GT] at 01:55 --

[01:55] CC: Miss.Mavico

[01:55] CC: I.must.speak.to.you.if.you.have.a.moment

[01:55] GT: This Mahtah?

[01:55] CC: indeed

[01:56] GT: Surprised you want to talk to me, with the whole traitor thing.

[01:58] CC: I.will.be.frank.I.do.not.care.for.your.actions.in.the.recent.mission.but.like.Miss.Acenia.I.will.at.least.temporarily.assume.you.had.altruistic.intent.in.your.choice.

[01:59] CC: but.this.is.not.regarding.that.matter'

[02:01] GT: Ohoho.

[02:01] GT: Do tell.

[02:01] CC: I.will.be.brief

[02:02] CC: I.require.your.unique.assistance.at.my.current.mission

[02:02] GT: You need someone pranked?

[02:02] CC: no

[02:03] CC: I.am.engaged.in.civillian.rendevous.with.Mister.Etrors

[02:03] GT: You're on a DATE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] CC: I

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] CC: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] CC: date

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] GT: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH MY GOSH.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] GT: HOW IS IT GOING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] GT: DID YOU KISS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] CC: what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] CC: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GT: YOU MUST KISS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] CC: is.that.normal.for.the.first.encounter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GT: ABSOLUTELY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] CC: but.we.have.just.begun.watching.a.film

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] CC: I.feel.it.is.an.inopportune.moment.for

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] CC: that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] GT: No.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] GT: Trust me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] GT: This cannot go wrong.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13] CC: I.am.not.certain.I.am.comfortable.about.this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] GT: Fiiiine, you can take it slow. Probably better that way anyway.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] GT: OK listen, here's what you do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] GT: Watch the film together. During it, drape your arm over his shoulder, or hold hands, or something. Buildup is key.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] GT: Chat after the film's done, maybe watch another. Keep the mood nice and comfortable.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] GT: At the end, make sure to stop at the door and tell him you had a really nice time. That's important, makes him feel good about himself.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] GT: Then.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GT: With just a hint of nervousness.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GT: Lean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GT: in

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GT: and

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GT: KISS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GT: HIM.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GT: I guarantee that nothing but good things will happen.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:19] CC: you.certainly.have.mapped.this.scenario.out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:19] CC: I.do.not.know.if.I.am.comforted.by.that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] GT: This just means it's more likely to work!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] GT: You have a battle strategy! A plan of ATTACK.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] CC: I.suppose.that.is.one.way.of.looking.at.the.situation

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] CC: I.admit.that.I.am.not.exactly.eager.to.test.my

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] CC: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] CC: accumin

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] CC: in.the.field

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:23] GT: Ahh, come on. How are you going to get anywhere if you just play it safe?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:23] GT: Love is all about sacrifices and risks for the ones you care about.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:24] CC: normally.I.would.protest.that.any.unneccessary.risk.in.the.field.is.foolish

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:24] CC: but.I.am.flying.blind.here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:25] GT: You're gonna do great!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:28] CC: -- Some time passes --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] CC: ABORT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GT: Oh dear.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] CC: ABORTMISSIONCRITICALFALIURE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GT: What'd you do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GT: Mahtah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GT: Calm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GT: Talk to me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GT: We can fix this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] CC: NOCALMPANICISNOW

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] CC: IKISSEDHISEYE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] CC: LIKEFULLONKISSEDHISVISIONGLOBE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GT: ...I'm trying not to laugh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GT: OK.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GT: Deep breaths, Mahtah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:31] GT: Deeeeeep breaths.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:31] GT: This is not the worst thing that could have happened.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] GT: How'd he take it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] CC: INMYHONESTOPINIONITISPOSSIBLYONLYBEATOUTBYHAVINGMYTONGUERIPPEDOUT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] CC: *BEATEN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] GT: DEEP BREATHS, SOLDIER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:35] CC: HEISJUSTBLUSHINGANDITHINKIWEIRDEDHIMOUTANDMAYBEBLINDEDHIM

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:35] GT: Noooooo no no no, blushing is good.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:36] GT: OK, we can salvage this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:36] GT: Tell him you missed, giggle a bit, readjust, take aim, and go for the mouth.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:36] GT: NOW.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:39] GT: Are you doing it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:39] GT: Have you done it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:40] CC: I.am.attempting.to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:43] CC: he.is.not.responding.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:43] CC: administering.cyanide.capsule

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:43] GT: NOOOOOOOOO.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:44] GT: IS HE SMILING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:44] GT: Knowing him he'll be bright red regardless of whether or not he liked it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] CC: I

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] CC: think.so?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] GT: YESSSSSS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] GT: YOU DID IT, MAHTAH.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] GT: HE TOTALLY LIKED IT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:47] GT: INTERNET HIGH-FIVE. o/

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:48] CC: should

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:48] CC: should.I.kiss.his.eye.again?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:48] GT: No. Wait until later and bring it up to laugh about. It'll be your guys's running gag for later.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:49] GT: Like, 'haha, but everyone knows the eye is the best place to kiss'.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:49] GT: Then you laugh and cuddle some more.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:50] GT: Don't stretch the moment. Wave goodbye and let him slowly boil in peace.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:50] GT: You've just made him a very very happy man.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] CC: I.will.choose.to.believe.that.for.the.moment

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:53] GT: Cause it's the TRUTH.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:53] GT: You did super awesome, Mahtah! You were, like, a love NINJA.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] CC: ninjas.are.cold.assassins.Miss.Mavico

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] CC: I.mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] CC: sure?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] CC: (<:)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] GT: Yeahhhh, that's the spirit! 8D

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:57] CC: I.think.I.will.attempt.to.salvage.this.mission

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:57] CC: thank.you.Miss.Mavico

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] GT: Hey, no prob! Gotta make sure you don't bang up my bro too bad, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] GT: Seriously though, any time. Lemme know if you need any more help!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] CC: of.course

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] CC: good.evening

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] -- callopygianCordiality [CC] ceased pestering galliardTartarologist [GT] at 03:01 --