101613KateNate

 -- abyssalArrow [AA] began pestering acquiredCarne [AC] at 20:26 --

 AA: Nate.

 AC: yes?

 AA: I have something for you to read before you start playing.

 AA: http://world-of-homestuck.wikia.com/wiki/101613KateSami

 AC: ok

 AA: Please read it carefully.

 AC: yeah yeah

 AC: no need to be on my case

 AA: I am not, just giving advice.

 AC: why?

 AA: Because this game is confusing and hard right out of the gate.

 AC: really?

 AC: sounds cool

 AA: Cool describes it well.

 AC: then it must be

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: really cool if you're digging it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I'll give you more updates as I figure more out.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I think you'll like the game world, lots of trees.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: but their just on the screen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: You'll see.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: If I describe it you won't believe me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: damn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: this is just going

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: in circles

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: It affects reality.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: The game affects reality.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: oh, sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: that seems plausible

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: hell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: why didn't I figure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: that out sooner

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I didn't believe it myself.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: I still don't

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: I may live out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: in the boonies, but I'm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: not an idiot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Well. You don't have to believe me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: cause I don't

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I don't seek to convince you, simply to have you heed my directions.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: well, I'm a pretty busy man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: These instructions will save you time.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: where's the fun in that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: hell, feels like I'm cheating

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Think of these instructions as a guideline to start the game.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: There is more to the game than my instructions. I feel I have just scratched the surface.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: don't know how I feel about this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: can't neglect my other responsibilities

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: just to play a game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: It will take 5 minutes to enter.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: you just said you've

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: scratched the surface

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: sounds like it's a real

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: time sink

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: No, no, I simply suggest that there is more to do after you enter.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I would like all of us to enter together and quickly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: well,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: i'll give it some thought

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: at the very least

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Trust me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: that's not an easy proposition

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: coming from someone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: whose said what you've been saying

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: But I promise you if you trust me now you will never doubt my honesty again.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: never is a long time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Perhaps I am stretching a bit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: or a lot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I don't know what to say.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: how about giving me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: a straight answer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: You won't believe me if I do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: none of this circular

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: But alright.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: After you break the statue at the end of the instructions, you will enter the game.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: All those instructions are done to have you enter the game.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I'm assuming this will have a similar affect as what happened to me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: man, you got like a bullet list or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: there's a lot of steps

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Your house and the surrounding landscape will be relocated to another world with random cogs and moving trees.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: And that's as far as I know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I know it's a lot.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: that's the understatement

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: of the fucking century

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Sigh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: There isn't much more I can say, I don't think.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: well then,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: have fun with your gear trees and shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: I'll be out here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: in the real world

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Nate, please.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I think we will need your help.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: I wouldn't doubt it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: You guys would get trashed without me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: wouldn't you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I... don't know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Hold on, there's... something outside.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I'll have to contact you again later.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Please consider what I've said!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: yeah yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AC: gotta get back to your game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">-- acquiredCarne <span style="color:rgb(255,83,1);">[AC] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> ceased pestering abyssalArrow <span style="color:rgb(0,85,0);">[AA] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> at 20:55 --