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[08:38] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] began trolling aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 20:38 --

[08:38] GT: Yo

[08:41] AG: oh hey. sorry, I was watering my garden

[08:42] GT: How'x the goodx? I juxt ran outta my xhit

[08:42] GT: :( I'm xo bored now

[08:44] AG: your 'shit'? man I guess I shoulda realized you had me growing illicit substances

[08:44] AG: but yeah they're almost ready bro I am not a miracle worker

[08:44] AG: you know this shit would go a lot faster if you just let me use fertilizer right?

[08:44] AG: it's mostly non-toxic

[08:45] GT: "Moxtly"

[08:45] AG: hey a little poison never killed anyone

[08:45] GT: Yea, lixten to that xentence again

[08:46] AG: ehehe

[08:46] AG: idk they'll still be a little too young tomorrow but if you're that desperate I could probably send you a couple of plants tomorrow

[08:46] GT: There were many a cheiftain who were axxaxinated with poxion from the eluxive POIXON DART CROAKBEAXT

[08:47] AG: hey don't give me any ideas

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:47] GT: I alwayx gotta be on my toex, know what I mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:47] AG: anyway maybe balish will let me borrow a drone you can get it in no time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:48] GT: Hm, he let'x you borrow dronex?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:48] GT: Hey, I could take xome of thoxe, I'm kinda running low on labor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:49] GT: Thoxe xlave-powered gold minex are pitifully inefficient

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:49] AG: /=_=\ no but he might if I asked. I doubt he'd extend you the same courtesy, do you guys even talk ffs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:49] GT: Nah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:49] GT: Don't know the guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:49] AG: also just an idea, if the empress started using drones for those mines don't you think you'd outlive your usefulness?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:50] GT: Well, I give her the gold ax tribute anywayx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:50] GT: Xo doex it really matter?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:51] AG: yeah but if she can just use drones she wouldn't have to let you play at royalty anymore /=_=\

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:51] AG: I mean hey you do you bro

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] AG: speaking of you doing yo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] AG: u

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] AG: how's your hornless honey

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] GT: Great

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] GT: Me and her are practically one perxon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:52] AG: one second I have to puke for some reason

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:53] AG: okay back

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:53] GT: Although, a particularly fat perxon. I triangulated her planet with my xtar chartx, and xhex 400,000 light xweepx away :(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:53] AG: well that doesn't seem hopeless at all then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:53] GT: Xo it'x gonna kinda be hard to xee her in perxon, holy fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] AG: at least she can't smell you from all the way over there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] GT: What the hell ix wrong with my xmell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] AG: lol

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] GT: I xmell like xpicex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] GT: Girlx love that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:54] GT: That'x why there'x literally a deoderant named TROLLED XPICE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:55] GT: I rext my caxe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:55] AG: well damn I just got told

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:55] GT: Yea, you did haha, but it'x all cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] AG: /=_=\

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] GT: BTW Null, xhe xaid xomething about her xide having xome kind of xtrategy in the game?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] AG: oh? just some kind?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] AG: I suppose your other half didn't deem fit to share it with you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] GT: And we don't. I don't want to have to carry the whole team, xo we xhould kinda think-pan xtorm xomething

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] GT: AND NO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] GT: Xhe xharex everything with me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] GT: Xhe juxt can't xtab her friendx in the back telling me, ix all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] AG: so she shares everything except this then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] AG: gotcha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:58] GT: Jeaaaloux

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:58] AG: kkkkkkkkk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:59] AG: ugh slothmom is making a racket

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:59] AG: she's kinda mad I slept for like a day and a half

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:59] GT: Xerouxly, if you xtabbed your team in the back juxt for your mate, even if that mate ix ME, you dexerve to die

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:59] GT: And ixn't that what xhe doex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:59] AG: I'll try to talk strategy later, okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:59] AG: wow I will totally try not to puke again picturing that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:59] AG: try to catch you in a couple of hours, bye

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:59] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] ceased trolling greatTenochtitlan [GT] at 20:59 --

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