011715doirryspor

 -- gregariousTroubadour [GT] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 23:51 --

 GT: ~Doir?~

 GT: ~Are yov there?~

 GA: whereve you been

 GA: jacks back

 GA: are you jack

 GA: or prime

 GA: whats the passcode

 GT: ~I feel the need to remind yov for what ʃeemʃ to be the 15th time that YOV are the one who mvʃt aʃk ME the riddle.~

 GT: ~And yeʃ, I've heard.~

 GT: ~It iʃ moʃt trovbling.~

 GA: i heard you got painted with gold?

 GA: for stealing?

 GA: cmon man youre above that

 GT: ~...Ah.~

 GT: ~Indeed I did.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: ...so?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: tell where youve been

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: been worried as heck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: made your kid cry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oops, im sposed to be serious right now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Oh dear, MARY. Iʃ ʃhe all right? I've been gone for ʃo long. ʃhe mvʃt think ʃomething terrible haʃ happened to me!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah we all did

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: last time people went missing and jack was around they died

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~...well, to be fair, ʃomething terrible HAʃ happened to me, to be fair, bvt I am...well, perhapʃ not FVLLY alive, bvt I exiʃt, ʃo I ʃvppoʃe that'ʃ all one can aʃk for, really.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: splain

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Apparently, I have been tranʃformed into what iʃ called a ʃervant of the Boneʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I ʃvppoʃe the beʃt eqvivalent iʃ to a genie, now that I think abovt it. I am bovnd to ʃerve whoever holdʃ my boneʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~It'ʃ qvite griʃly, really.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: holy shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: howd that happen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: who has your bones

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Libby, thankfvlly.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~And apparently Meovet alʃo haʃ a ʃmall part of me.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: thats a pretty fucking dangerous existence what with jack around now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: is there any way to undo it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Not that I am aware of, no.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: can you grant wishes?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: we could go full last wish of aladdin on your ass

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: thats how that movie went, right? he wishes him free?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I have yet to explore the fvll bovndʃ of my new abilitieʃ, ʃo I'm not qvite ʃvre. Aʃ far aʃ I know, I am ʃtill merely an excellent ʃpace player and nothing more.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: do you have ghosty legs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~...No?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: aw what kinda genie are you then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: besides a poor excuse for one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: wait, does this mean like, youre an npc?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: wasnt fishchick that hated seriad get all angsty about something like that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: er, not you, the other one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~...I feel the need to remind yov that I am male, for one thing.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: get on with the remembering this was your world

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i wasnt even there and everything i heard was like secondhand scraps, nobody around here explains shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Well yeʃ, ʃhe waʃ rather concerned with the fact that ʃhe and her people were mere game conʃtrvctʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah yeah that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Bvt aʃ far aʃ I know, I am ʃtill a player, ʃo I am vnʃvre if thiʃ applieʃ to me.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: why did she care if she was a game construct anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I know I wovld care if I waʃ one. To know that yovr ʃole pvrpoʃe waʃ merely to ʃerve another...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~...I ʃvppoʃe thiʃ wovld be an accvrate ʃvmmary of my main pvrpoʃe now, wovld it not.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oh yeah one of the elves was pissed about that too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: rip in peace

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: hey so like what if jack gets some of your bones

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~...I imagine I wovld have no choice bvt to ʃerve him. When Meovet ʃvmmoned me to bring the grovp to ʃafety, I did feel a definite compvlʃion to obey her orderʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: hey that reminds me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i asked meouet for some advice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: she said we're like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: inching towards giving up?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: and winning is giving up?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: whats that even mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Qvite honeʃtly, I have given vp trying to vnderʃtand her. ʃhe iʃ an enigma I am qvite happy not attempting to vnravel.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: heheheh she basically said 'try and be as mystical as possible and let people learn for themselves fuck em lmao'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: which is pretty good advice, actually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: actually shes a real smart lady, i gotta talk to her more

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I wiʃh yov the very beʃt of lvck.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yo she said she was sad cause the kids aint respectin the locals

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: and she was upset they chose frogplanet first

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: also said she cant just give them the answer but do it anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oh, and said we can always give up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: some other stuff about learning from experience and being subversive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: then we threw around theories on how jack got back in, mostly by accusing me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: well it was me accusing me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: then said we were intimate?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~...Intimate?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: its cause i got in her undergarments but not like the sex way sami already misinterpreted it as that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~...Well, that certainly iʃ rather intimate, I will admit.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~How ever did the converʃation go in THAT of all directionʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: well she was throwing around crazy theories and getting me to accuse *myself* of letting jack live so i was like 'are you pulling my leg'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: and she was all 'what these are real theories doir you got in my pants for devious reasons so we can share some level of intimacy'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~...And how, exactly, doeʃ thiʃ mean yov are reʃponʃible for letting Jack in once more?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: once more? wasnt my fault last time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: er, because he can steal memories

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i wouldnt even know if i did it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: so how long did you cry when you found out jack is back

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i was at a modest day or two

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Well, I haven't had a terribly long time to worry abovt it; I waʃ ʃvmmoned in the middle of a rather tenʃe ʃitvation, after all.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: anyone die?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~No, thankfvlly. I waʃ able to teleport everyone to ʃafety in time.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: nice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: man i wouldnt mind a femur or two for when my team inevitably gets in huge trouble

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: maybe if i just be really passive i wont die heroically or just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I wovld rather my mortal remainʃ not be paʃʃed arovnd to act aʃ a 'get ovt of jail free' card.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: cmon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: itd be like pokemon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: ryspor, i choose you!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: doot, doot, doot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: ryspor used teleport!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: you got away safely!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~No. Yov ʃaid yovrʃelf it wovld be diʃaʃtrovʃ if Jack were to get hiʃ handʃ on my boneʃ. The more of me there iʃ ovt there, the more chance that Jack will ʃteal it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: well its pretty much inevitable anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: are you eternally bound to your bones?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: can you ever feel the sweet release of death?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~It wovld appear not, no.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: youre gonna become a horrorterror genie

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: man whatd you steal for such a terrible fucking ending to your existence

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Merely ʃome boondollarʃ from a fovntain!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: wtf

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: im never stealing anything again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: howd you go from being painted gold to corpse genie?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I'm not the one to aʃk. The laʃt thing I remember before being ʃvmmoned by Libby iʃ paʃʃing ovt from the pain of being painted with molten gold leaf.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: christ

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: well this is terrible

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: aw shiiiiit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: and now if i die i wont even get to hang out with you in the underbubbleworld

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: ill get to hang out with some knockoff ryspor from the bargain bin at the dollar store

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Ahaha. However ʃhall yov ʃvrvive.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: man howre you gonna survive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: this is a fate worse than death!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I rather dovbt there iʃ a fate worʃe than death, in my opinion. And really, I waʃ already immortal. It'ʃ not aʃ if anything'ʃ changed.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: fate worse than death: eternal existence.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: youll go mad eventually one way or the other.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: fate worse than death: eternal TORTURED existence.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: which is kind of what yours is, especially if jack gets a hold of you. he'd probably make you kill all of your friends.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~...Well, it'ʃ not aʃ if that haʃn't happened before, if yov'll remember.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: you killed all your friends?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Do yov not remember that little...epiʃode in the library?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: well first of all you didnt kill anyone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: secondly, you uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: died?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i wasnt payin attention man i was pretty out of it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: anyway that was scarlet at her evilest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: imagine a pissed, vengeful sadistic as ever jack using you to accomplish his goals

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: hed probably have you kill libby last or whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: like thats how fucked up itd be

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Yov have my thankʃ for helping to imagine ʃvch a cheerfvl poʃʃibility.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: no problem

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: sorry im just kind of freaking out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: JACK

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I know. It iʃ rather terrifying to think he iʃ on the looʃe once more.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: we gotta step up our game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: he aint gonna underestimate us again this time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Haʃ it been confirmed to be him? I waʃ jvʃt abovt to talk to Beav to enʃvre hiʃ ghoʃt iʃ no longer on the Ark.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah ive talked to a few who were there and they all gave apt descriptions

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Oh dear. Who waʃ there? Have they all been warned?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: got a list

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: still going through it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Are either of my children on it?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: told somma the kids + beau to tell each other

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: uhhh, yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: mary

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: she got a gift from him too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: they all did

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Oh no.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: onna mine was too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: fell in love with him :|

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: hes apparently going around wooing everyone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~...Well, it makeʃ ʃenʃe that he iʃ trying different tacticʃ thiʃ time arovnd, bvt...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Thiʃ iʃ certainly vnexpected, even from him.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oh dont you go thinking hes a changed man too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: this is when he came back on the ark all over again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: 'no doir, youre just paranoid, theres nothing we can do we just gotta deal'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Reʃt aʃʃvred, I am ʃtill wary. Jvʃt becavʃe he haʃ changed hiʃ maethodʃ doeʃ not mean he iʃ preciʃely aʃ dangerovʃ aʃ before.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i still say we try and align our agendas with his as much as we can if his goals are what null said still

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: that way we wont get in his way and he wont get in ours

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~And what are thoʃe goalʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: 'ending the cycle' or some shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: at first she said he was just gonna straight up kill us all to end the game, but then she said hed let us go the next universe and then end it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: something about never wanting kids to go through the trauma of the game again?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: sounds unlikely, but whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~It doeʃ ʃeem rather far-fetched for ʃvch a noble goal to be the pvrpoʃe of ʃomeone aʃ vnhinged aʃ he.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i dunno

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: fallen heroes are pretty sick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: maybe this time we wont have to fight him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: did we ever find out why he kidnapped libby?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Not that I know of, no.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: guess i could just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: ask him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: maybe we could bury the hatchet and lower his villain flag yknow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: he does like me, i think

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Yov are...welcome to try, I ʃvppoʃe. I dovbt yov will have mvch effect, however.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: okay but like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: if i go evil

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i give you permission to kill me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I will ʃtop yov, yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: only if im completely evil tho

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: and no misunderstandings

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I ʃhall attempt to give yov the benefit of the dovbt.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i mean i dont wanna pull a dean but if i can at least fix up our relations to him thatd be great

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: 'sorry for killing you but in my defense now we're even'?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: that sorta thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: is your kid still crying?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: sorry bout that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: things were going pretty good until i mentioned you were probably dead

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: which i was kind of right so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Oh, for goodneʃʃ' ʃAKE, Doir.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: ive made like pretty much every kid cry by now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: cept that kolena chick, i think we're friends

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oh btw maenam hatekissed me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~ ~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah she totally like out of nowhere did it it was pretty crazy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Well, thiʃ~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~That iʃ to ʃay, I~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~WHAT~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i know i was surprised too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: anyway then she ran away and i found her later and turned her down

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I ʃHOVLD HOPE YOV DID~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: why

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~WHAT EVEN BROVGHT THIʃ *ON*~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: uhh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: no idea man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: no but why should you hope i did

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: youre making me kind of want to go back and propose to her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: lmao

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~WHY WOVLD YOV EVEN *CONʃIDER* THAT~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i dunno

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: wait okay so like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: youre freaking out about this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: and not everything else today

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: this is why we had to scratch, ryspor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~It'ʃ BLACK ROMANCE, DOIR.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~INTERʃPECIEʃ BLACK ROMANCE.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: thanks for noticing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: didnt seriad and kate do that like five years ago anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: whatre you like racist or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~W-what? Moʃt certainly NOT, thank yov very mvch.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: why you against interspecies mating then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i cant believe you ryspor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: you have so many human friends

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: two, maybe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: wait and what about that time i was with seriad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: stop being inconsistantly racist man go big or go home

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I don't know, thiʃ iʃ - thiʃ iʃ ʃimply HIGHLY VNEXPECTED. To think that MAENAM of all people wovld - and with YOV - and OH MY *GOODNEʃʃ*.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: lmao are you like jealous

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~*NO*.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: then whats the dealio yo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i mean come on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: why are you like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: typing out your inability to say the thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: why do people do this. why. is it a family thing? mary was typing out her stutters.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: just spit it out you goofball

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: did you ship us in another quadrant or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: have i sunk a section of your armada, ryspor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~*WELL* YOV KNOW WHAT IT HAʃ BEEN ABʃOLVTELY *MARVELOVʃ* TALKING TO YOV BVT I ʃHOVLD REALLY GO INFORM THE OTHERʃ THAT I AM HALE AND HEARTY ONCE MORE~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: wtf is wrong with you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: dont just leave like that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: eheheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oops

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: are you really gonna do the thing where you flip out over something small and stupid and just leave cause thats gettin old

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~TERRIBLY ʃORRY BVT MY CONNECTION APPEARʃ TO BE FAVLTY~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: jesus christ dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: youre an adult now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~For yovr information, I am BARELY TEN ʃWEEPʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: thats like 20 years old

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: adult.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: anyway, i was just messing with you for like half of the details

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~My conʃcription notice wovld barely have had time to dry!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: maenam didnt run up to me and suddenly kiss me out of nowhere, i insulted her fashion sense and ruined a dress of hers that i borrowed from meouet by accident.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: then there was a lot of yelling

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Bvt...BLACK?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: well yeah i pissed her off a ton

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i dont get why this is so crazy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: is it *really* that farfetched that shed hate me after insulting her most favorite hobby?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Well, I can certainly vnderʃtand PLATONIC hate, bvt to go that far over an inʃvlt and a bvrned dreʃʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: shrug

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: my +3 physique just really gets her gills pumping

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: shes like dang

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: what a hot hedgehog man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: we must mash our faces together

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Having been yovr friend for 5 yearʃ, I can aʃʃvre yov that yov are not nearly aʃ attractive aʃ yov give yovrʃelf credit for.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: scuse you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: bitch

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Yov heard me.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: sami said im attractive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i had an entire race of elves pining after me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: ooh, and jack

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: jack thought i was hot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Conʃidering the ʃovrceʃ cited, forgive me if I'm ʃkeptical of yovr claimʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: well thats just like, you know, your opinion, man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: why you gotta be so mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i dunno why maenam hatelikes me dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: sjust a thing that happened

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I...ʃvppoʃe...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Goodneʃʃ. ʃo mvch haʃ HAPPENED while I've been away.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: mhm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: so before we part ways for the day

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: what advice would you give me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Hm.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~'Do not ʃteal', perhapʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: im a bastion of justice, i think i know that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i mean for like uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: being a better mentor? person in general? i dunno

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~'Remember that, aʃ a hvman, yov are nearly phyʃically incapable of feeling proper black romance and take thiʃ into accovnt accordingly'?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: already know it move on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Hmmm.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Ah, here we are!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: like real talk time here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I've jvʃt remembered a qvote from a compvter game a friend of mine waʃ qvite fond of.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oh?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~I alwayʃ thovgh it waʃ rather jarring conʃidering the ʃort of game it waʃ, bvt it iʃ good advice, I ʃvppoʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~"Find ʃomething to believe in, kid. And when yov do, paʃʃ it on."~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: what, that sounds kind of sarcastic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: or pessimistic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Doeʃ it? I thovght it waʃ rather inʃpirational.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: like the wise speaker hasnt even found something to believe in yet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: theyre like, pff, yeah, tell me when you find one kid lmao

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i just want some advice on how i could be a better person, yknow?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: say somethin from your heart

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: dont hold back

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: or quote

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~Well, we can't all be fovntʃ of myʃtic wiʃdom, yov know.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: damnit, this worked on meouet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: whatever im gonna go like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: ask to hatefuck with maenam or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: seeya later alligator

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: ~In a while, crocodile.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- galactoidArrival [GA] ceased pestering gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 02:11 --