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 -- graciousTerminator [GT] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 21:27 --

 [09:27] GT: { }

 [09:27] GA: uh

 [09:27] GA: hello

 [09:27] GT: { Hello }

 [09:27] GA: who might you be?

 [09:27] GT: { Kikate Nagisa }

 [09:27] GT: { A troll }

 [09:28] GA: hello-

 [09:28] GA: wait

 [09:28] GA: i heard about you

 [09:28] GA: are you a good troll or a bad troll

 [09:28] GA: im doir mavico, by the way

 [09:28] GT: { Doir }

 [09:28] GT: { I'm an anything troll I'd say }

 [09:28] GT: { But it all depends }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:28] GA: okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:28] GA: i can work with anything

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:29] GT: { The humans that I've talked to don't seem to mind me }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:29] GA: who have you talked to?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:29] GT: { So I suppose I'm at least decent to human standards }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:29] GT: { Kate and... }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:29] GT: { Oh what was her name? }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:29] GT: { Beau }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:29] GT: { Yes Kate and Beau }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:29] GA: ah yes i know them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:29] GA: if they are okay with you then i am

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:29] GA: so whats up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:30] GT: { Dismayingly little }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:30] GA: yeah, same here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:30] GA: arent you guys playing the same game as us?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:31] GT: { More or less. There appear to be slight modifications }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:31] GA: modifications?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:31] GT: { Little things }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:31] GT: { The number of players is one }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:32] GT: { The manner of invitation }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:32] GT: { I understand you and your fellow players received emails }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:32] GA: yeah, howd you get them?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:32] GT: { Drones }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:33] GA: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:33] GT: { Small invitations coated in barnacles, written in our on blood }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:33] GA: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:33] GT: { And delivered by drones, to be more specific. }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:33] GA: not... so cool?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:33] GT: { Well }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:33] GT: { I still think it's pretty cool }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:33] GT: { But it might seem creepy to some }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:34] GA: yeah it is still pretty cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:34] GA: also creepy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:34] GT: { Mhm }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GT: { You said you knew me earlier }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GT: { Was it from my chumhandle or }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GA: oh, not you specifically

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GT: { Did Kate maybe say something about me? }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GA: trolls in general ive heard of

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GT: { Ah, no then }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GT: { Alright }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GT: { So then what's your story }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GT: { Drives, passions? }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GA: eh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:35] GA: pretty mellow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:36] GA: dress to impress

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:36] GA: swing axes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:36] GA: thats basically my whole life

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:36] GT: { So humans can have fashion too }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:36] GT: { This changes everything }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:36] GA: so much fashion its unreal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:36] GT: { You need to ban that fashion it's hacking }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:37] GT: { OP fashion please nerf }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:37] GA: op pls

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:37] GT: { In all seriousness that's good }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:37] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:37] GT: { It's nice to find another trait you have in common with a human }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:37] GT: { Though I doubt all the trolls would agree on that }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:37] GA: do your people not have fashion?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:38] GA: what a horrible life you must live

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:38] GT: { Fashion isn't really believed in }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:38] GT: { It really is sort of awfu }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:38] GA: i can send you some nice clothes, definitely

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:38] GT: { Really }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:39] GA: ill just tell the mail guy to take a left turn at jupiter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:39] GT: { Hahaha }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:39] GA: and then proceed to spend a few billion years going to whatever galaxy you are in

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:39] GT: { No that would be great though }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:39] GA: sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:39] GT: { That makes me wonder about what kind of contact mechanism the game has in mind for us }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:39] GT: { Besides giving us these chat client usernames }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:40] GT: { What other purposes can or will our interactions serve? }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:40] GA: im not sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:40] GA: how do these chat clients even work

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:40] GA: im speaking to you, but if youre an alien, you must be many light years away

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:40] GT: { Yes }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:40] GA: not only would it take years to contact each other, but the radio waves would disperse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:41] GT: { I suspect it operates through your human majiyks of paritotism }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:41] GT: { And America }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:41] GA: paritotism

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:41] GT: { I've been doing research on your cultures }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:41] GA: hehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:41] GA: what do you know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:41] GA: i can tell you first hand, in america, we are all fat and have lots of guns

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:41] GT: { Hold on }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:42] GT: { Well this video in particular has provided me with some valuable insight }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:42] GT: { http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4difPEQ8wA4 }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:42] GA: in england they all drink tea, australia is upsidedown, and italy only has pizza and pasta

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:42] GA: this is my favorite cultural reference

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:42] GA: so much history

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:43] GT: { Is it really? }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:43] GA: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:43] GT: { I was worried that I had stumbled upon a piece of complete garbage }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:43] GA: heres my favorite example of how people cope with religion

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:43] GA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:43] GT: { What a relief }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:43] GT: { I'm still struggling with the whole religion thing }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:44] GT: { Kate eXplained the main idea to me though }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:44] GT: { It seems sort of absurd }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:44] GT: { Like she said }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:44] GA: hopefully she mentioned the almighty spaghetti monster

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:44] GA: if not, its blasphemy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:45] GA: if any priests found out she doesn't do her daily spaghetti sacrifices to the almighty lord, she'd be executed on the spot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:45] GT: { }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:45] GT: { I sense that you're joking }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:45] GA: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:46] GA: it was too good of an oppurtunity, sorry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:46] GA: you dont meet aliens looking to understand your culture every day, you know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:47] GT: { True }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:48] GA: uh, and if you actually do want to learn things, just ask

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:49] GT: { Yeah that's how it's been going for the most part }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:49] GT: { Kate's been very helpful }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:50] GA: id imagine so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:50] GA: she seems to be a bit less open to lying and mischief than me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:50] GT: { Yes }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:50] GT: { She's been a very good listener }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:52] GA: so have you guys even started this game?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:52] GA: we know literally nothing about it, except it's maybe bad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:53] GT: { No }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:53] GT: { It's orchestrators are mysterious for sure }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:53] GT: { And I do feel a not-so-subtle aura of danger }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:53] GT: { But at the same time that eXcites me }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:53] GT: { An escape from the crushing melancholy }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:53] GA: hopefully its fun

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:54] GA: just a question, in case i do end up sending you fashion, do trolls have genders?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:54] GA: most of my fashionable attire is unisex anyway, but i could get some nice dresses as well as suits too if you want

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] GT: { Oh }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] GT: { Yes I should've specified }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] GT: { I'm a male }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] GT: { And you? }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] GA: male

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:56] GA: hopefully you have two arms, two legs, a torso, and a head, or this wouldnt work

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:56] GT: { Yes }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:56] GT: { And horns }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:56] GA: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:56] GT: { I think it'll work }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:56] GA: ill have to adjust my hats

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:57] GT: { I like loose hair }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:57] GT: { But maybe that's just a troll thing }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:57] GA: hair is great

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:57] GA: not everybody likes hair though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:59] GT: { True that }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:59] GT: { In a roundabout sort of way this conversation has made me want to do something }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:59] GA: its made me want to play this game even more :S

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:00] GT: { Indeed }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:00] GT: { Either way I must depart }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:00] GT: { There is work to be done }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:00] GA: ah, goodbye then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:00] GA: good luck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:00] GT: { Thanks }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- graciousTerminator [GT] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 22:01 --