S Leon Enter

[Sat Oct 26 22:45:39 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon Medeis, your pesterchum has been abuzz with the half insane ranting of your friends. Every news outlet on the web is filled with reports of meteor strikes all over the globe. And even more tragically your Torrent download of the 3rd season of Tokimeki Mahou Mari or Heart Thumping Magical Mari as PHILOSTINES call it has been slowed to an absolute crawl.[Sat Oct 26 22:49:28 2013] : (20404) GM: The Castle that is serving for your temporary domicile whistles and howl as a draft pierces the stonework. This thing was never built to last, but your sister is always dragging you out here for ILL ADVISED SLEEPOVERS[Sat Oct 26 22:50:22 2013] : (20404) GM: At least you have internet...and good thing to with the MASSIVE BUZZ surrounding the betatest starting today[Sat Oct 26 22:51:53 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon what will you do[Sat Oct 26 22:57:08 2013] : ** (20534) Leon walks out of the house to find my sister in the woods **[Sat Oct 26 23:00:53 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon opens the door out of his room and starts walking down the winding stone staircase. You hear a dull thunderous crash in the distance that makes the stones shake. As you get to the front door, you see that someone has entirely boarded up the door with 2 by 4 boards and long rusty nails[Sat Oct 26 23:01:51 2013] : ** (20534) Leon looks around for some tools to open the door with **[Sat Oct 26 23:02:52 2013] : (20404) GM: Near the front door is a BLOOD SMEARED BATTLEAXE...and by near I mean IMPALED IN THE STONE WALL with a rather DISTURBING HUMAN SHAPED STAIN around it[Sat Oct 26 23:03:45 2013] : ** (20534) Leon reguards the ax and attempts to remove it from the wall **[Sat Oct 26 23:04:27 2013] : (20404) GM: Roll physique please[Sat Oct 26 23:06:34 2013] : (20534) Leon: [4df+3] => [1,0,-1,-1,3] = (2)[Sat Oct 26 23:07:43 2013] : (20534) Leon: WAIT[Sat Oct 26 23:08:12 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon grunts and pulls, pulling the axe handle out of the wall[Sat Oct 26 23:08:12 2013] : (20534) Leon: [4df+1] => [0,0,1,1,1] = (3)[Sat Oct 26 23:08:49 2013] : (20405) Nullar: (he used the wrong mod the first time sorry)[Sat Oct 26 23:09:05 2013] : (20534) Leon: (Yeah sorry!)[Sat Oct 26 23:09:17 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon now has AXMURDER HANDLE with the aspect of "Handle of a Legendary Axe" and "You borked it"[Sat Oct 26 23:10:11 2013] : ** (20534) Leon attempts to break the door down with AXMURDER HANDLE **[Sat Oct 26 23:10:59 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon can no agrieve the door with an Axehandle. He does not possess HANDLEKIND[Sat Oct 26 23:11:03 2013] : (20404) GM: *can not[Sat Oct 26 23:11:32 2013] : (20534) Leon: (oop)[Sat Oct 26 23:12:06 2013] : ** (20534) Leon grunts looks around to see if there are other ways of escaping the castle **[Sat Oct 26 23:13:00 2013] : (20404) GM: Roll investigate please[Sat Oct 26 23:14:20 2013] : (20534) Leon: [4df] => [1,1,0,-1] = (1)[Sat Oct 26 23:14:50 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon, all the windows have bars over them or are two narrow to escape from...you only have one choice. The Catacombs[Sat Oct 26 23:16:10 2013] : ** (20534) Leon shivers and remebers what happened earlier in the day with Sis in The Catacombs but attempts to exit through them anyway **[Sat Oct 26 23:18:39 2013] : (20404) GM: The door to the catacombs is still open...someone has taken a hammer to the light switch panel or something equally heavy. There is no way this thing is going to be functional[Sat Oct 26 23:19:39 2013] : ** (20534) Leon takes out his phone to use as light to see in the dark **[Sat Oct 26 23:20:59 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon as you open you phone, it seems some joker has set some kind of timer on it[Sat Oct 26 23:21:10 2013] : (20404) GM: There is a countdown with about 24 minutes left on it[Sat Oct 26 23:21:37 2013] : ** (20534) Leon notices the mysterious count down and hurries along down the pathway **[Sat Oct 26 23:23:23 2013] : (20404) GM: As you enter the catacombs...you hear a haunting voice echoing through the old stone walls...your cellphone light reveals skulls set in niches along the walls as well as bizzare chalk drawings.[Sat Oct 26 23:24:42 2013] : (20404) GM: {S} Leon: Explore Catacombs[Sat Oct 26 23:25:32 2013] : ** (20534) Leon doesnt mind the skulls or drawings but is bothered by the echoing voice and starts to feel a small sense of panic **[Sat Oct 26 23:26:03 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon what is your stategy to get through the catacombs? What are you going to look for?[Sat Oct 26 23:26:56 2013] : ** (20534) Leon starts to run wildly until he finds sis **[Sat Oct 26 23:28:13 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon runs wildly through the catacombs...the chalk drawings have grown thicker as you run deeper into the catacombs...you also gain the aspect Completely Lost in the Maze[Sat Oct 26 23:28:28 2013] : (20404) GM: Does your phone have pesterchum?[Sat Oct 26 23:29:00 2013] : (20534) Leon: yes[Sat Oct 26 23:29:34 2013] : (20404) GM: Then I remind his chums they can totally pester him in the maze[Sat Oct 26 23:30:52 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon, Evens or Odds?[Sat Oct 26 23:31:15 2013] : (20534) Leon: odds[Sat Oct 26 23:31:18 2013] : (20404) GM: [1d4] => [4] = (4)[Sat Oct 26 23:31:42 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon comes to a large circular room....there is a grate in the floor that seems to be the source of the singing[Sat Oct 26 23:32:30 2013] : ** (20534) Leon shines his phone light towards the center of the room to try and see where the song is coming from **[Sat Oct 26 23:33:13 2013] : (20404) GM: The grate on the floor seems to be the source...water drips down from the ceiling...the walls here look ancient and have some sort of carvings all over them[Sat Oct 26 23:34:47 2013] : ** (20534) Leon looks at the walls to see if he can recognize them and heads towards the grate while avoiding the dripping water **[Sat Oct 26 23:35:46 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon roll me lore[Sat Oct 26 23:36:22 2013] : (20534) Leon: [4df+4] => [0,0,0,0,4] = (4)[Sat Oct 26 23:37:30 2013] : (20404) GM: The walls here, the design looks almost Aztec with squared off swirls, but the writing itself looks incredibly alien, like something from a fantasy game or something...it's actual stone and it appears to be rather old. The patterns flow down to the floor where they converge on the grate spilling down into it...[Sat Oct 26 23:38:29 2013] : (20404) GM: Most bizzare is the motief of the GREAT FROG that appears on it...it looks like whoever carved this shit was HIGH OUT OF THEIR MIND[Sat Oct 26 23:39:39 2013] : ** (20534) Leon notices the GREAT FROG and wonders why it is so prominent compared to everything else **[Sat Oct 26 23:40:22 2013] : ** (20534) Leon he wonders if it will have any signigicance later **[Sat Oct 26 23:42:09 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon as you approach the grate you see that beneth it is the top of a giant statue, a crudely rendered frog of some sort[Sat Oct 26 23:43:13 2013] : ** (20534) Leon stares down at the statue and tries to see if it would be safe to drop down onto without getting hurt **[Sat Oct 26 23:43:57 2013] : (20404) GM: It would be pretty safe but it might take some atheletics to get out...your phone alarm informs you that your anime has finished downloading[Sat Oct 26 23:45:48 2013] : ** (20534) Leon smiles and thinks about how he will DEFINITELY watch it after he talks with Sis **[Sat Oct 26 23:47:22 2013] : (20404) GM: What will you do Leon?[Sat Oct 26 23:48:26 2013] : ** (20534) Leon tucks phone back into pocket, and attempts to lift the grate to escape **[Sat Oct 26 23:49:17 2013] : (20404) GM: The grate comes up easily you can drop down into the frog statue room if you wish[Sat Oct 26 23:50:04 2013] : ** (20534) Leon slides down onto the top of the statue and climbs down its side **[Sat Oct 26 23:50:45 2013] : (20404) GM: As you step down, the music stops...there is errie silence[Sat Oct 26 23:51:32 2013] : ** (20534) Leon was just getting used to the disturbing music but now welcomes the comforting silence **[Sat Oct 26 23:51:51 2013] : (20404) GM: Looking around the room you see many passageways branching off from this one...in the center of the room is a large bulb shaped...thing with a timer on it's base. Sitting next to it is a phonograph[Sat Oct 26 23:53:22 2013] : ** (20534) Leon goes to inspect the interesting thing and check what numbers the timer reads **[Sat Oct 26 23:54:47 2013] : (20404) GM: The timer numbers are in ALIEN FUCKING GIBBERISH[Sat Oct 26 23:55:17 2013] : (20404) GM: As you approach the bulb...you hear the CLANG of the grate slaming overhead[Sat Oct 26 23:57:07 2013] : ** (20534) Leon doesnt flinch at the noise. He was used to things popping up or banging all the time thanks to Sis. He does however try to inspect the phonograph **[Sat Oct 26 23:57:52 2013] : (20404) GM: The phonograph has no record in it...it's almost certainly the source of the music however[Sat Oct 26 23:58:34 2013] : (20547) Pickle (enter): 23:58[Sat Oct 26 23:58:44 2013] : (20547) Pickle (exit): 23:58[Sun Oct 27 00:00:06 2013] : ** (20534) Leon looks at the tunnels to try and choose which one to exit the room through **[Sun Oct 27 00:00:41 2013] : (20404) GM: The symbols above the doors mean little to you, nothing looks like an exit sign, there are 17 minutes left on your phone timer[Sun Oct 27 00:01:25 2013] : (20404) GM: If only you knew someone who knew about this kind of shit...or a linguist[Sun Oct 27 00:03:20 2013] : ** (20534) Leon begins to pester the chum at the top of his list which is doir **[Sun Oct 27 00:05:00 2013] : (20534) Leon: == accumulatedCookery begins pestering galactiodArrival==[Sun Oct 27 00:05:18 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: hi, whats up?[Sun Oct 27 00:05:44 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: holy shit dude i need help[Sun Oct 27 00:06:00 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: cool[Sun Oct 27 00:06:48 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: ok so theres this like pedestal with a timer on it in this weird as shit language and i feel like its important[Sun Oct 27 00:07:11 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: so[Sun Oct 27 00:07:23 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: get yer shit together cmon lets get you entered dude[Sun Oct 27 00:07:34 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: ignore any timers its probably like a baking timer idk[Sun Oct 27 00:07:46 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: unless its on a big machine i give you its worthless[Sun Oct 27 00:07:59 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: i just feel like it means something but alright fine[Sun Oct 27 00:09:04 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: i dont exactly have my computer with me at the moment though[Sun Oct 27 00:09:14 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: wow amateur[Sun Oct 27 00:09:35 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: you call yourself a virgin[Sun Oct 27 00:09:38 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: for shame[Sun Oct 27 00:10:14 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: well next time youre plundering some fucking creepy ass catacombs in the dark try and carry your computer along[Sun Oct 27 00:11:02 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: wow i have all of these cards[Sun Oct 27 00:11:04 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: and i am the ultimate virgin thank you very much[Sun Oct 27 00:11:08 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: just a monopoly of them[Sun Oct 27 00:11:20 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: cmon dude i have like everything in my house captchalogued[Sun Oct 27 00:12:15 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: my deck is empty due to my last escipade with my Sis today[Sun Oct 27 00:13:11 2013] : (20534) Leon: *escapade[Sun Oct 27 00:13:23 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: alright well just keep doing whatever it is youre doing, maybe youll get back to somewhere with a computer[Sun Oct 27 00:13:49 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: and then we can get you entered because holy crap dude youre missing out i have like a party going on in my beach and im itching to go join it[Sun Oct 27 00:15:17 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: i have no idea where im going but hopefully i can enter soon and start playing cause it sounds p fun[Sun Oct 27 00:15:33 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: cool, do it[Sun Oct 27 00:17:26 2013] : (20404) GM: Alright Leon[Sun Oct 27 00:17:28 2013] : (20534) Leon: == AC ceased pestering GA==[Sun Oct 27 00:17:42 2013] : (20404) GM: Are you just taking a random passageway?[Sun Oct 27 00:18:01 2013] : (20534) Leon: uh how are they stationed arounf the room?[Sun Oct 27 00:18:58 2013] : (20404) GM: Radially[Sun Oct 27 00:19:03 2013] : (20404) GM: it looks like 20 of them[Sun Oct 27 00:19:17 2013] : (20534) Leon: ill take the one directly across from the timer[Sun Oct 27 00:20:58 2013] : (20404) GM: [1d10] => [1] = (1)[Sun Oct 27 00:22:52 2013] : (20404) GM: You enter a passageway...you see drawings of little lion like creatures on the wall and waterways...the Lions flee from the gaze of a worm creature with a pyramid shaped head with a single glaring eye...English text is engraved here. "They could not wait, and hid from his gaze, least they be judged"[Sun Oct 27 00:23:28 2013] : (20404) GM: The passageway arrives at an alter bearing a symbol unfamilier to you[Sun Oct 27 00:24:18 2013] : ** (20534) Leon scans the room to look for further tunnels to travel through **[Sun Oct 27 00:25:42 2013] : (20404) GM: It seems to end at this alter[Sun Oct 27 00:25:56 2013] : (20551) Mondegreen (enter): 00:25[Sun Oct 27 00:26:53 2013] : ** (20534) Leon walks over to the alter and examines it closely **[Sun Oct 27 00:27:18 2013] : (20404) GM: Roll investigate[Sun Oct 27 00:28:18 2013] : (20551) Mondegreen: Disconnecting from server...[Sun Oct 27 00:28:19 2013] : (20551) Mondegreen (exit): 00:28[Sun Oct 27 00:28:28 2013] : (20534) Leon: [4df] => [-1,0,-1,0] = (-2)[Sun Oct 27 00:28:43 2013] : (20404) GM: You don't get this thing at all...what an ANCIENT PIECE OF SHIT[Sun Oct 27 00:29:40 2013] : ** (20534) Leon decides the shitty alter isnt worth his time and turns and exits the room **[Sun Oct 27 00:30:44 2013] : (20404) GM: When you exit back to the center room...you see that someone has set up some HIGH TECH CAMERAS in the central room[Sun Oct 27 00:32:28 2013] : ** (20534) Leon starts to get angry. He thinks its obviously his sister being annoying as usual **[Sun Oct 27 00:32:41 2013] : (20404) GM: What will Leon do?[Sun Oct 27 00:33:14 2013] : ** (20534) Leon go to break the cameras in a fit of teenage rage **[Sun Oct 27 00:34:16 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon what will you use to break the camera?[Sun Oct 27 00:35:10 2013] : ** (20534) Leon balls his fists and goes to break the armada of technonogy staring him down **[Sun Oct 27 00:36:03 2013] : (20404) GM: As Leon raises his fist...he hears a chainsaw start behind him...[Sun Oct 27 00:36:40 2013] : (20404) GM: Now you've done it...looks like your sister was just going to give you a good scare...now she looks PISSED.[Sun Oct 27 00:39:13 2013] : (20404) GM: Sis Medeis is a spunky looking teen in rather gothy attire...she reves her BLACK LIPSTICK and sneers at Leon. It looks like it is time for STRIFE[Sun Oct 27 00:40:35 2013] : ** (20534) Leon looks at Sis nervously. She always scared him more than her stupid films when she was mad **[Sun Oct 27 00:41:11 2013] : (20404) GM: {S}STRIFE[Sun Oct 27 00:42:25 2013] : (20404) GM: Sis goes in for her signature gesture of humiliation...NOOGIETECH Level 46: Three Knuckle Abradegredation[Sun Oct 27 00:42:41 2013] : (20404) GM: [4df+3] => [1,-1,1,0,3] = (4)[Sun Oct 27 00:42:48 2013] : (20404) GM: (Roll atheletics to avoid)[Sun Oct 27 00:43:56 2013] : (20534) Leon: [4df] => [0,1,-1,0] = (0)[Sun Oct 27 00:45:09 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon is subjected to 4 mental stress as his sister headlocks him and puts him in his place, giving him TRAUMATIC FLASHBACKS OF THE THIRD GRADE[Sun Oct 27 00:46:38 2013] : (20404) GM: Useing a Consequence? Or conceding the Strife to your sister[Sun Oct 27 00:47:46 2013] : (20538) Tlaloc: Disconnecting from server...[Sun Oct 27 00:47:47 2013] : (20538) Tlaloc (exit): 00:47[Sun Oct 27 00:48:08 2013] : ** (20534) Leon concedes strife **[Sun Oct 27 00:48:22 2013] : (20404) GM: Alright...what are you seeking to avoid[Sun Oct 27 00:49:04 2013] : (20404) GM: Sis Medeis loves you like a brother, but she saw what you were going to do to her camera. She definatly is pissed about that. Also that you ruined her set up to scar you shitless[Sun Oct 27 00:49:54 2013] : (20404) GM: As it stands, she's going to rough you up and humiliate you a bit with some Ogre style bulling techniques[Sun Oct 27 00:51:09 2013] : ** (20534) Leon braces for the intense techniques **[Sun Oct 27 00:53:44 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon has a rather UNPLESANT EXPERIENCE...fortunatly she's PROBABLY CERTAINLY YOUR BIOLOGICAL SISTER MAYBE or else this could have gotten awkward for ENTIRELY DIFFRENT REASONS...you have a few bruises, an abraded scalp and DORK written in black lipstick on your forehead[Sun Oct 27 00:55:19 2013] : (20404) GM: You have 10 minutes back on your cellphone timer thing. Your sister has slipped away taking her equipment with her...the grate has been opened and a knoted rope left for you[Sun Oct 27 00:56:28 2013] : ** (20534) Leon goes over to the rope and begins climbing **[Sun Oct 27 00:56:59 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon your sister has also repaired the lights while you were out...it is now much easier to find your way around the catacombs[Sun Oct 27 00:58:02 2013] : ** (20534) Leon starts searching around the catacombs for an available computer to use **[Sun Oct 27 00:58:50 2013] : (20404) GM: It doesn't look like there is going to be one down here...fortunatly you can find your way back to your room pretty quickly now[Sun Oct 27 00:59:46 2013] : ** (20534) Leon retraces his steps back through the tunnels and scurries back to his room **[Sun Oct 27 00:59:58 2013] : (20455) Julio (enter): 00:59[Sun Oct 27 01:01:07 2013] : (20321) Renegade (enter): 01:01[Sun Oct 27 01:02:08 2013] : (20321) Renegade: Hello[Sun Oct 27 01:02:08 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon you are back in your room...even from here you can smell that your sister is trying to COOK again. The smell alone can peel varnish, which should be impossible[Sun Oct 27 01:02:43 2013] : (20404) GM: (Renegade, if you wish to speak with me please use whispers)[Sun Oct 27 01:03:31 2013] : ** (20534) Leon scoffs at sister. When will she ever learn that HE the one who cooks, he thinks. **[Sun Oct 27 01:04:14 2013] : (20321) Renegade (exit): 01:04[Sun Oct 27 01:04:42 2013] : (20404) GM: Damn straight...it doesn't stop her from tormenting you with INEDDIBLE SLOP all the time. Always going on and on about "Older Siblings Duty" and "not getting showed up by a twerp"[Sun Oct 27 01:06:18 2013] : ** (20534) Leon digs under piles of clothes on the floor in search of game disks **[Sun Oct 27 01:06:53 2013] : (20404) GM: Roll investigate with a +2[Sun Oct 27 01:07:16 2013] : (20534) Leon: [fdf+2] => fdf+2[Sun Oct 27 01:08:17 2013] : (20534) Leon: (sorry again)[Sun Oct 27 01:08:26 2013] : (20534) Leon: [4df+2] => [-1,1,0,-1,2] = (1)[Sun Oct 27 01:08:33 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon finds his disks pretty easily under one of his Cook's coats.[Sun Oct 27 01:09:24 2013] : ** (20534) Leon takes out client disk and runs it on his computer **[Sun Oct 27 01:11:11 2013] : (20404) GM: As you run the program...during the strange spiralgraph loading screen, there is a sudden burst of static...something was visable, did you see it (Roll Notice)[Sun Oct 27 01:14:08 2013] : (20534) Leon: [4df+2] => [-1,0,-1,-1,2] = (-1)[Sun Oct 27 01:14:36 2013] : (20404) GM: You say an image of something unsettling, probably more of your sisters creepypasta, so you ignored it[Sun Oct 27 01:15:42 2013] : (20404) GM: Doir, you are not connected as Leon's server...Leon describe yourself and your room[Sun Oct 27 01:16:02 2013] : (20531) Doir: im assuming thats now[Sun Oct 27 01:16:27 2013] : (20534) Leon: (do i put in my blurb?)[Sun Oct 27 01:16:50 2013] : (20404) GM: Just give us something to work with...it helps with Prototyping and such[Sun Oct 27 01:17:01 2013] : (20534) Leon: (oh ok)[Sun Oct 27 01:18:59 2013] : ** (20534) Leon looks around his room. Thrown across the floor are an assortment of chef's coats and all sorts of knives. The walls are covered with different anime posters and shitty wands are all over your desk **[Sun Oct 27 01:19:09 2013] : (20534) Leon: *His[Sun Oct 27 01:20:27 2013] : ** (20534) Leon puts on his cloak that was draped over his computer chair. His closet full of the occult is open and overflowing **[Sun Oct 27 01:20:51 2013] : (20427) Sami (exit): 01:20[Sun Oct 27 01:23:33 2013] : (20531) Doir: >Doir: instantly slam all of the shit in the courtyard because it's all about business today.[Sun Oct 27 01:25:14 2013] : (20404) GM: Doir...as you work, another of the Elves is begging you to reoil her before the sun gives her blemishes...you don't know how these bitches keep getting into your house or your room, but it's getting a bit on your nerves[Sun Oct 27 01:25:35 2013] : (20531) Doir: "get the fuck out of my house asshole im playing video games"[Sun Oct 27 01:27:03 2013] : (20404) GM: The elf dutifully lets you play the game. After all you are the PROMISED HERO of their world...or at least that's what they keep babbling about. So she sits next to you in RAPT ADORATION.[Sun Oct 27 01:27:39 2013] : (20404) GM: Doir lays the three machines out one after another in the Castle Courtyard[Sun Oct 27 01:28:24 2013] : (20531) Doir: "could you not stare at me please lady"[Sun Oct 27 01:28:52 2013] : (20531) Doir: "ill have you know im already taken"[Sun Oct 27 01:30:02 2013] : (20404) GM: She lowers her eyes meekly. In there society a hero such as yourself could NEVER hoard his magificance in the possession of one. It would be unfair.[Sun Oct 27 01:30:06 2013] : (20404) GM: *their[Sun Oct 27 01:30:28 2013] : (20531) Doir: "aww, we can still be besties"[Sun Oct 27 01:30:32 2013] : (20531) Doir: "do you like drawing"[Sun Oct 27 01:30:56 2013] : (20531) Doir: >Doir stares intently into her eyes, never having his view stray once.[Sun Oct 27 01:31:58 2013] : (20404) GM: The elf's AFFLUTTER METER instantly maxs out and she starts to swoon. She is not an artist but there are those who are she answers.[Sun Oct 27 01:32:35 2013] : (20531) Doir: "cool. we should totes hang out later and have a drawing jam. you can try your best too!"[Sun Oct 27 01:33:32 2013] : (20405) Nullar: (on a scale from decorative chainmail to a nun's outfit, how scantily clad are the elves? for no reason in particular)[Sun Oct 27 01:34:02 2013] : (20404) GM: The traditional art of their people is elaborate hand drawn tattoos using a RARE HERBAL INK from the forest. She goes to tell the girls, they will likely have a traditional WRESTLING MATCH in the GREAT OIL PIT for the privlage of serving as your canvas[Sun Oct 27 01:34:22 2013] : (20404) GM: On that scale...dead or alive 2 beach volleyball[Sun Oct 27 01:34:38 2013] : (20405) Nullar: (ooh, nice. better boob graphics tho right?)[Sun Oct 27 01:35:37 2013] : (20531) Doir: "uh, im not really a wrestler :/ ill have to politely decline, unfortunately. i have to win this game first."[Sun Oct 27 01:36:12 2013] : (20531) Doir: >Doir sweats nervously. He gets all of the innuendo, but he is a classy man.[Sun Oct 27 01:36:22 2013] : (20404) GM: Oh no she reminds you that you will merely be welcome to observe. Only females of their species may wrestle...granted that only females currently exist, but it's tradition.[Sun Oct 27 01:36:52 2013] : (20531) Doir: "sure, whatever, idc"[Sun Oct 27 01:36:57 2013] : (20531) Doir: >Doir: Get back to the game.[Sun Oct 27 01:37:13 2013] : (20404) GM: Doir turns back to the game...leon was left with an odd awkward pause there[Sun Oct 27 01:39:12 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon your server has gone quiet...what will you do in the meantime[Sun Oct 27 01:41:01 2013] : ** (20534) Leon checks his mysterious timer on his phone **[Sun Oct 27 01:42:01 2013] : (20404) GM: It has about 8 minutes.And you do have some anime to watch...and knives to sharpen.[Sun Oct 27 01:43:20 2013] : ** (20534) Leon takes a rather dulll of knive and begins to sharpen it **[Sun Oct 27 01:43:53 2013] : (20531) Doir: =galactoidArrival begins pestering accumulatedCookery=[Sun Oct 27 01:43:58 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: stop[Sun Oct 27 01:44:12 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: oh hey[Sun Oct 27 01:44:18 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: what are you doing[Sun Oct 27 01:44:28 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: i nearly died entering and youre just sharpening knives[Sun Oct 27 01:44:50 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: oh YOU almost died?[Sun Oct 27 01:45:02 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: yes actually[Sun Oct 27 01:45:09 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: i have an alien ghost now[Sun Oct 27 01:45:22 2013] : (20534) Leon: i went through a whole maze of darkness and frogs and aztec symbols[Sun Oct 27 01:45:31 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: were there any meteors[Sun Oct 27 01:45:36 2013] : (20534) Leon: only to be rewarded with a beat down from SIS[Sun Oct 27 01:45:41 2013] : Font is now Arial point size 10[Sun Oct 27 01:45:41 2013] : (20455) Charlinia: (whispering): shirou is that you?[Sun Oct 27 01:45:43 2013] : (20534) Leon: but yeah[Sun Oct 27 01:45:45 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: or fucking ghosts that are evil[Sun Oct 27 01:45:57 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: i have met two alien ghosts and one was in my kitchen[Sun Oct 27 01:45:57 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: i see a few right now[Sun Oct 27 01:46:06 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: i was hit with woks[Sun Oct 27 01:46:13 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: the best room[Sun Oct 27 01:46:16 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: im going to open the thing[Sun Oct 27 01:46:22 2013] : (20531) Doir: >Doir: open the thing[Sun Oct 27 01:47:00 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: whatd you open?[Sun Oct 27 01:47:45 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: the circly do[Sun Oct 27 01:47:52 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: you have a popcorn now[Sun Oct 27 01:48:09 2013] : (20404) GM: Doir, as you look for something heavy to drop, you see AC's sister, wearing a blood spattered appron cooking...and the axe head of an AMAZINGLY RARE axe in the wall...fortunatly there are tons of big Suits of Armor around to drop on the Cruxstruder[Sun Oct 27 01:48:33 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: oh my look at that axe head[Sun Oct 27 01:48:38 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: thats mine now[Sun Oct 27 01:49:22 2013] : (20404) GM: Sadly there is no way to take it for yourself[Sun Oct 27 01:49:30 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: go for it i broke it before[Sun Oct 27 01:49:54 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: oh my god[Sun Oct 27 01:50:00 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: that is blasphemy[Sun Oct 27 01:50:11 2013] : (20531) Doir: (also the taking it thing was a joke)[Sun Oct 27 01:50:16 2013] : (20531) Doir: (obviously he cant get it now)[Sun Oct 27 01:50:21 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: it wasnt on purpos[Sun Oct 27 01:50:27 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: it does not matter[Sun Oct 27 01:50:33 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: there were bars and shit[Sun Oct 27 01:50:53 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: you wasted an oppurtunity to win[Sun Oct 27 01:51:04 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: look at how sharp that axe is, i could cut all of these imps in two[Sun Oct 27 01:51:24 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: axes are stupid[Sun Oct 27 01:51:51 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: blasphemy[Sun Oct 27 01:51:57 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: now shut the fuck up and do the thing[Sun Oct 27 01:52:10 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: fine you butt[Sun Oct 27 01:52:16 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: peepee face[Sun Oct 27 01:52:32 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: fiddle faddle[Sun Oct 27 01:52:39 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: donger[Sun Oct 27 01:52:45 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: ill raise you up like one ;)[Sun Oct 27 01:53:35 2013] : (20404) GM: Your elven consort passes out seeing you use such language, sprawling on the floor near 2 other elves who also passed out early today after seeing videogame violence[Sun Oct 27 01:53:41 2013] : (20534) Leon: (how does leon learn sex=no magic cause maybe hell flirt before he realizes?)[Sun Oct 27 01:53:56 2013] : (20531) Doir: "oh my god what is wrong with you"[Sun Oct 27 01:54:18 2013] : (20531) Doir: >Doir: drag the mysterious, passed out elven broads the fuck out of your room and put a dresser in front of the door[Sun Oct 27 01:54:25 2013] : (20531) Doir: >also lock the windows because holy shit[Sun Oct 27 01:55:12 2013] : (20404) GM: Doir dragging them will give them rugburns[Sun Oct 27 01:55:18 2013] : (20531) Doir: theres no rug[Sun Oct 27 01:55:28 2013] : (20531) Doir: rugs could cause lung problems[Sun Oct 27 01:55:46 2013] : (20531) Doir: >okay then[Sun Oct 27 01:55:50 2013] : (20404) GM: Alright, roll physique to drag[Sun Oct 27 01:56:12 2013] : (20531) Doir: [4df+1] => [0,1,-1,1,1] = (2)[Sun Oct 27 01:56:55 2013] : (20404) GM: I'm going to invoke their aspect of "Extremely curvey" to give you a minus 2 on that as a compel[Sun Oct 27 01:57:07 2013] : (20531) Doir: fu[Sun Oct 27 01:57:12 2013] : (20531) Doir: okay then[Sun Oct 27 01:57:20 2013] : (20531) Doir: >yell "LADIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE GOSH DANG"[Sun Oct 27 01:57:33 2013] : (20404) GM: Doir they're actually passed out not asleep you inseseitive prick[Sun Oct 27 01:57:44 2013] : (20531) Doir: i dont care[Sun Oct 27 01:57:58 2013] : (20531) Doir: "invasive assholes"[Sun Oct 27 01:58:14 2013] : (20531) Doir: >close the door and throw some clothes at them[Sun Oct 27 01:58:18 2013] : (20531) Doir: >for when they wake up[Sun Oct 27 01:59:51 2013] : (20404) GM: They seem to react to the suits even in this state...the less said the better[Sun Oct 27 01:59:56 2013] : (20531) Doir: [1d12] => [10] = (10)[Sun Oct 27 02:00:00 2013] : (20531) Doir: I DID NOT SAY SUITS [Sun Oct 27 02:00:05 2013] : (20404) GM: Doir is incredibly distracted doing all this...[Sun Oct 27 02:00:19 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon, you're on your own...the timer is ticking down[Sun Oct 27 02:00:27 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: AGH THESE LADIES[Sun Oct 27 02:00:31 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: DO YOUR THING LEON [Sun Oct 27 02:00:47 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: OK DUDE DO YOUR SERVER THING[Sun Oct 27 02:01:04 2013] : (20531) Doir: >DOIR: THROW A THING INTO THE KERNEL[Sun Oct 27 02:01:27 2013] : (20531) Doir: >ALSO TAKE THE SUITS OFF[Sun Oct 27 02:01:28 2013] : (20404) GM: Doir...what are you looking to toss[Sun Oct 27 02:01:38 2013] : (20531) Doir: >LEAVE THE PANTS ON THOUGH BECAUSE PANTS ARE KINDA REPLACABLE [Sun Oct 27 02:01:40 2013] : (20534) Leon: anime posters[Sun Oct 27 02:01:52 2013] : (20531) Doir: uhh[Sun Oct 27 02:01:57 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: what do i throw into[Sun Oct 27 02:02:23 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: uhh i dont know just throw one of the posters on my wall at it[Sun Oct 27 02:02:26 2013] : (20404) GM: Doir takes the suits off the ladies...that'll take a little doing, especially if you're trying to be a gentlemen and not touch them inappropriatly[Sun Oct 27 02:02:50 2013] : (20531) Doir: who even cares about touching them its suits[Sun Oct 27 02:02:58 2013] : (20531) Doir: SUITS ARE WORTH MORE[Sun Oct 27 02:03:08 2013] : (20531) Doir: >Doir: multitask[Sun Oct 27 02:04:10 2013] : (20404) GM: So Leon...what shows poster is he tossing...[Sun Oct 27 02:04:33 2013] : (20531) Doir: dontsayattackontitandontsayattackontitan[Sun Oct 27 02:04:49 2013] : (20531) Doir: say harry potter[Sun Oct 27 02:05:05 2013] : (20531) Doir: and i dont have to listen to what he says[Sun Oct 27 02:05:27 2013] : (20404) GM: And Doir their skin is slightly slick making it hard to get a good grip...wow no wonder they're good at wrestling...this isn't something multitaskable...looks like they get to keep your suits indefinatly[Sun Oct 27 02:05:37 2013] : (20531) Doir: fuck it[Sun Oct 27 02:05:41 2013] : (20531) Doir: ill charge them money later[Sun Oct 27 02:05:46 2013] : (20531) Doir: i have like a million suits[Sun Oct 27 02:06:16 2013] : (20531) Doir: >Doir: prototype some do(i)ritos[Sun Oct 27 02:06:23 2013] : (20534) Leon: NO[Sun Oct 27 02:06:40 2013] : (20404) GM: The sprite rejects this due to lack of persona[Sun Oct 27 02:06:45 2013] : (20405) Nullar: [1d12] => [8] = (8)[Sun Oct 27 02:06:50 2013] : (20405) Nullar: (shit sorry)[Sun Oct 27 02:06:52 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: your popcorn sucks dude[Sun Oct 27 02:07:17 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: HOW ABOUT PROTOTYPING SOMETHING USEFUL[Sun Oct 27 02:07:21 2013] : (20531) Doir: >Doir: throw in...[Sun Oct 27 02:07:40 2013] : (20531) Doir: >Throw in a poster of jean kirchstein, a horse[Sun Oct 27 02:08:07 2013] : (20404) GM: Is that a thing in Leons room...Leon?[Sun Oct 27 02:08:16 2013] : (20534) Leon: AAAHHH[Sun Oct 27 02:08:58 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: just throw in that pokemon poster i guess[Sun Oct 27 02:09:17 2013] : (20531) Doir: i already committed to throwing in jean[Sun Oct 27 02:09:19 2013] : (20404) GM: Hey Leon do you have an attack on titan poster in your room?[Sun Oct 27 02:09:28 2013] : (20531) Doir: a poster specifically of jean[Sun Oct 27 02:09:30 2013] : (20531) Doir: just do it[Sun Oct 27 02:09:44 2013] : (20534) Leon: Yeah, but of eren[Sun Oct 27 02:09:52 2013] : (20531) Doir: if its not jean i say not[Sun Oct 27 02:10:11 2013] : (20404) GM: High or Low Doir[Sun Oct 27 02:10:11 2013] : (20531) Doir: i can accept sasha[Sun Oct 27 02:10:18 2013] : (20531) Doir: if its eren i dont want it but[Sun Oct 27 02:10:19 2013] : (20531) Doir: low[Sun Oct 27 02:10:24 2013] : (20534) Leon: low[Sun Oct 27 02:10:28 2013] : (20531) Doir: leon stfu[Sun Oct 27 02:10:40 2013] : (20531) Doir: [1d100] => [16] = (16)[Sun Oct 27 02:10:43 2013] : (20531) Doir: fuck your[Sun Oct 27 02:10:46 2013] : (20531) Doir: fu[Sun Oct 27 02:11:02 2013] : (20531) Doir: horsesprite[Sun Oct 27 02:11:08 2013] : (20531) Doir: wait[Sun Oct 27 02:11:09 2013] : (20531) Doir: i didnt want it[Sun Oct 27 02:11:14 2013] : (20531) Doir: so technically[Sun Oct 27 02:11:19 2013] : (20534) Leon: good[Sun Oct 27 02:11:35 2013] : (20531) Doir: its not 3d manuever sprites :Did[Sun Oct 27 02:11:39 2013] : (20404) GM: It accepts the poster...the image on the kernal changes[Sun Oct 27 02:11:44 2013] : (20531) Doir: i didnt want it[Sun Oct 27 02:11:45 2013] : (20531) Doir: noo[Sun Oct 27 02:11:59 2013] : (20531) Doir: lol well leon gets jean kirchstien so w/e[Sun Oct 27 02:12:16 2013] : (20404) GM: Alright...Doir is being a cry baby...Leon throw in another poster...make it something terrible please[Sun Oct 27 02:12:22 2013] : (20531) Doir: ahahah[Sun Oct 27 02:12:29 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: throw in ash ketchum[Sun Oct 27 02:12:36 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: all theyll do is be 10 forever[Sun Oct 27 02:12:52 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: 10 year olds cant do shit[Sun Oct 27 02:13:07 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon...what do, the ball is in your court[Sun Oct 27 02:13:33 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: how about i throw in a Charazard poster?[Sun Oct 27 02:14:10 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: but 3dmanuver imps would be so cool[Sun Oct 27 02:14:14 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: that sounds horrible[Sun Oct 27 02:14:18 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: fire powers[Sun Oct 27 02:14:23 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: do you want to be burned alive[Sun Oct 27 02:14:30 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: sounds like a challenge[Sun Oct 27 02:14:38 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: sounds like hospitalization[Sun Oct 27 02:14:49 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: ash ketchum your[Sun Oct 27 02:14:54 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: yo[Sun Oct 27 02:15:07 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: there are no hospitals to treat burns any more[Sun Oct 27 02:15:24 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: yeah they all burned down from meteiors[Sun Oct 27 02:15:40 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: see wouldnt it be really ironic if you died of a fire because the hospitals died in a fire[Sun Oct 27 02:15:59 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: alright so ive decided what i want to prototype it with.[Sun Oct 27 02:16:04 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: look at that intense gaze of ash ketchum[Sun Oct 27 02:16:11 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: if you fuck this up ill break your legs asshole[Sun Oct 27 02:16:42 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: there is one poster on my wall that is by far my favorite: The one with all the disney princesses together[Sun Oct 27 02:16:48 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: oh my god[Sun Oct 27 02:16:53 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: KUZCO[Sun Oct 27 02:17:18 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: hes not a princess tho[Sun Oct 27 02:17:21 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: THIS IS YOUR CALLING[Sun Oct 27 02:17:27 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: who cares, just make princesses[Sun Oct 27 02:17:52 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: imps that will bust out into fantastic muscial numbers while fighting me[Sun Oct 27 02:18:00 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: i approve[Sun Oct 27 02:18:04 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: this will be our life[Sun Oct 27 02:18:15 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: we killed humanity to make evil disney princesses real[Sun Oct 27 02:18:28 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: do[Sun Oct 27 02:18:35 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: you bet your ass we did[Sun Oct 27 02:18:42 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: do it for your family[Sun Oct 27 02:18:48 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon, your prototype please[Sun Oct 27 02:18:50 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: do it for your friends[Sun Oct 27 02:18:55 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: do it for your life[Sun Oct 27 02:19:05 2013] : (20534) Leon: Leon> prototype the disney poster[Sun Oct 27 02:19:30 2013] : (20404) GM: high or low[Sun Oct 27 02:19:34 2013] : (20534) Leon: high[Sun Oct 27 02:19:51 2013] : (20404) GM: [1d100] => [75] = (75)[Sun Oct 27 02:20:02 2013] : (20404) GM: Leon successfully prototypes the poster[Sun Oct 27 02:20:33 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: Alright are you happy now[Sun Oct 27 02:20:40 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: you have fulfilled your cosmic duty[Sun Oct 27 02:20:53 2013] : (20404) GM: congradulations on the imps that are Master Asian Swordfighters, briliantly smart bookworms, swim incredibly well, have long magic healing hair etc[Sun Oct 27 02:21:07 2013] : (20531) Doir: shut up, they also dress silly[Sun Oct 27 02:21:14 2013] : (20534) Leon: holy motherfucking shit[Sun Oct 27 02:21:28 2013] : (20531) Doir: mulan only trained for like a month[Sun Oct 27 02:21:41 2013] : (20404) GM: Killed a mongol warlord in single combat[Sun Oct 27 02:21:48 2013] : (20534) Leon: there are 8 original disney princesses[Sun Oct 27 02:21:49 2013] : (20404) GM: brilliant tactician that lead an armor[Sun Oct 27 02:21:50 2013] : (20531) Doir: thats bad story writing[Sun Oct 27 02:21:54 2013] : (20404) GM: infliltraited a castle[Sun Oct 27 02:21:55 2013] : (20531) Doir: dont forget kuzco[Sun Oct 27 02:22:01 2013] : (20534) Leon: HES NOT ONE[Sun Oct 27 02:22:05 2013] : (20531) Doir: yes he is[Sun Oct 27 02:22:08 2013] : (20531) Doir: you must accept it[Sun Oct 27 02:22:16 2013] : (20534) Leon: I will cook you[Sun Oct 27 02:22:20 2013] : (20531) Doir: :([Sun Oct 27 02:22:35 2013] : (20404) GM: brb guys, need to walk home and meet the wife[Sun Oct 27 02:22:37 2013] : (20404) GM: And gloat[Sun Oct 27 02:22:47 2013] : (20404) GM: gloat on this delicious turn[Sun Oct 27 02:22:58 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: okay lets stop fucking around put the circly doo in the lathey thing and then put the card in the lathey thing and put the new circly do on the bigger circly do's pedestal[Sun Oct 27 02:23:00 2013] : (20531) Doir: okay[Sun Oct 27 02:23:17 2013] : (20404) GM (exit): 02:23[Sun Oct 27 02:23:24 2013] : (20534) Leon: yeah lets just finish all this shit[Sun Oct 27 02:24:23 2013] : ''(20455) Charlinia: (whispering): excuse me. do you happen to be geneticassassin?''[Sun Oct 27 02:27:20 2013] : (20455) ??? (exit): 02:27[Sun Oct 27 02:27:43 2013] : (20424) Kate Wightt [AA] (exit): 02:27[Sun Oct 27 02:28:18 2013] : (20405) Nullar: Disconnecting from server...[Sun Oct 27 02:28:18 2013] : (20405) Nullar (exit): 02:28[Sun Oct 27 02:30:11 2013] : (20559) Nullar (enter): 02:30[Sun Oct 27 02:31:44 2013] : (20532) Jossik (exit): 02:31[Sun Oct 27 02:45:45 2013] : (20479) Aura (exit): 02:45[Sun Oct 27 02:49:30 2013] : (20509) Balish Aggaro (exit): 02:49[Sun Oct 27 02:55:46 2013] : (20560) gearworkTender[GM] (enter): 02:55[Sun Oct 27 02:57:09 2013] : (20560) gearworkTender[GM]: Sorry back[Sun Oct 27 02:59:05 2013] : (20560) gearworkTender[GM]: Leon and Doir, ready?[Sun Oct 27 02:59:34 2013] : (20534) Leon: well we were still stuck on who exactly was on the poster[Sun Oct 27 02:59:54 2013] : (20531) Doir: it could be that imps inherit the powers of any one random princess[Sun Oct 27 03:00:08 2013] : (20534) Leon: thats what we suggested[Sun Oct 27 03:00:58 2013] : (20560) gearworkTender[GM]: You'll see later won't you[Sun Oct 27 03:01:06 2013] : (20534) Leon: yeah[Sun Oct 27 03:01:34 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: alright now we gotta do the thing with the cards[Sun Oct 27 03:02:06 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: ye[Sun Oct 27 03:02:24 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: whats step one?[Sun Oct 27 03:02:46 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: uh, circly the round wheel and get the cylinder[Sun Oct 27 03:03:45 2013] : ** (20534) Leon goes and turns the wheel and releases the cylinder **[Sun Oct 27 03:04:47 2013] : (20560) gearworkTender[GM]: (hang on guys)[Sun Oct 27 03:04:59 2013] : (20531) Doir: kernel[Sun Oct 27 03:05:05 2013] : (20531) Doir: i said k damnit[Sun Oct 27 03:07:42 2013] : (20560) gearworkTender[GM]: suspending the last bit of this[Sun Oct 27 03:07:54 2013] : (20560) gearworkTender[GM]: I'm sorry, we'll finish up really quick like soon[Sun Oct 27 03:10:07 2013] : (20560) gearworkTender[GM] (exit): 03:10[Sun Oct 27 03:15:15 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM] (enter): 03:15[Sun Oct 27 03:15:57 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: Leon rushes over and turns the dial creating a cruxite dowl...your sister watches from the kitchen window overlooking the courtyard in confussion[Sun Oct 27 03:16:57 2013] : ** (20534) Leon nobbs to his sister snd proceeds to pick up the cruxite dowl **[Sun Oct 27 03:17:04 2013] : (20534) Leon: *nodds[Sun Oct 27 03:17:24 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: okay now put it in the little thing that engraves it on the flatter machine[Sun Oct 27 03:17:47 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: sure[Sun Oct 27 03:18:26 2013] : ** (20534) Leon then puts the dowll in the thing to engrave it **[Sun Oct 27 03:18:47 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: The machine does nothing of the sort![Sun Oct 27 03:19:00 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: now put in the card to the little area and press the thing[Sun Oct 27 03:19:57 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: ok[Sun Oct 27 03:20:14 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: Now the machine whirs to life, carving a totem from the cruxite dowel[Sun Oct 27 03:20:27 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: now?[Sun Oct 27 03:20:30 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: okay good[Sun Oct 27 03:20:38 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: now you put it on the pedestal[Sun Oct 27 03:20:44 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: on the machine you havent used, that one[Sun Oct 27 03:20:56 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: oh right right[Sun Oct 27 03:21:28 2013] : ** (20534) Leon takes the totem and puts it on the pedestal **[Sun Oct 27 03:22:16 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: The machine creates an effigy, a small likeness of yourself in light blue crystal[Sun Oct 27 03:22:29 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: It would look so cool in your figure case[Sun Oct 27 03:22:32 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: break it[Sun Oct 27 03:22:37 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: you must murder your effigy[Sun Oct 27 03:22:56 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: and now, tourists, if youll look to your up, you will see your impending doom[Sun Oct 27 03:23:11 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: so please consider doing the kill to yourself and not dying a fiery death[Sun Oct 27 03:23:21 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: shit i was distracted![Sun Oct 27 03:23:31 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: by what[Sun Oct 27 03:23:41 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: oh nothing\[Sun Oct 27 03:23:46 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: (Doir hear that...Leon was SO DISTRACTED)[Sun Oct 27 03:23:48 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: its a fucking doll dude i hate like 3 hot chicks passed out on my floor and ive been so true[Sun Oct 27 03:23:55 2013] : (20531) Doir: *have[Sun Oct 27 03:24:21 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: Nice fruedian slip there[Sun Oct 27 03:24:21 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: ill just destroy the thing with my NEWLY SHARPENED KNIFE[Sun Oct 27 03:24:32 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: Leon how will you destroy the effigy[Sun Oct 27 03:24:34 2013] : (20531) Doir: GA: yes, now stop being theatrical and do it[Sun Oct 27 03:24:57 2013] : (20534) Leon: AC: alright ill just hack this thing to pieces[Sun Oct 27 03:25:15 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: The light of the meteor is now blinding[Sun Oct 27 03:25:20 2013] : ** (20534) Leon hacks the everloving shit out of mini me **[Sun Oct 27 03:26:16 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: Leon goes full Norman Bates on his miniture...the light doesn't die down, for a moment he assumes he must have died...but then he hears a pulsating rhythem[Sun Oct 27 03:26:48 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: {S} Leon: Enter[Sun Oct 27 03:28:21 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: == Leon Medeis, the Seer of Space has entered the Land of Raves and Ribbets==[Sun Oct 27 03:30:50 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM]: Outside your castle...the enter world is a shining multifaceted mirrored surface with LUSH TECHNICOLOR FLORA and FAUNA. Everything here seems to constantly producing musical tones, all set to a pulsating rhythem that seems to be the HEARTBEAT OF LIFE ITSELF HERE[Sun Oct 27 03:33:31 2013] : ** (20534) Leon looks around totally bewildered by the sheer awesomeness of this most mystical of lands **[Sun Oct 27 03:35:55 2013] : (20562) gearworkTender[GM] (exit): 03:35