041715doirnouncement

hey kids just your friendly neighborhood doir here with a public service announcement. you probably know me, uh, spiky hedgehog hair guy with the impeccable fashion sense, im a veteran, loved by millions around the globes, basically the best at everything, anyway, it has come to my attention that seriad was murdered like five minutes ago. murdered in cold blood. by lily, who is a dick.

don't freak out, we, and by we i mean me and probably libby when i take lily to her in a second, are going to punish the crap out of her. so don't worry. also this makes us even for the thiago thing so don't even start about that

oh, and to add on to nate's announcement, maenam says that she's 'laynne motherglubbing bryant' now, and that 'the only good human slash troll is a subservient one' or whatever. she's like, totally given up on friendship. so fyi watch out that she doesn't beat the crap out of and or kill anybody who dissents with her now. (disclaimer: any perceived relation to the fashion company 'lane bryant' is a coincidence and not intended pls don't sue)

in conclusion, stop fucking killing eachother you assholes. like goddamn dudes. cease this at once. if anyone is caught committing manslaughter at any point they will have the shit slapped out of them right in the face and be put in the time out corner so don't even try that crap. dicknuts. be homo not homi (cidal)

see you later alligators

ps puce sucks

pss chartreuse rules haha