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 CGA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board HUMANS FIRST MOIRAILLIEGENCE.

 CURRENT garrisonedGuardian [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

 CGG: αlr-ght, let me get ryspor

 CGA: ryspor? oh, cool

 CGG: hey ryspor!

 CURRENT gregariousTroubadour [CGT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

 CGT: ~Oh, hello Joʃʃik!~

 CGT: ~And hello to yov aʃ well, Doir.~

 CGG: Mαjor news, mαn!

 CGA: hiiii

 CGG: Do-r, you tell h-m.

 CGA: alright, so we had this rad idea

 CGT: ~Oh?~

 CGA: seriad needs a moirail, right?

 CGT: ~I'll take yovr word for it.~

 CGG: well, αt th-s po-nt -n t-me she k-ndα does

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~I haven't talked with her yet, bvt ʃhe ʃeemed nice from what I ʃaw of her on Proʃpit.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~That'ʃ vnfortvnate for her.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: she's p cool, and im going to attempt to become her moirail

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: well, αfter whαt hαppened w-th k-kαte, she needs α mo-rα-l

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: but like, humans don't normally have moirails

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: so i need advice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~I ʃee.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Well, moirallegiance iʃn't a hard qvadrant to maʃter.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: yeαh, you just need to be there for you mo-rα-l

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~The giʃt of it iʃ reʃpecting yovr moirail'ʃ feelingʃ and liʃtening to their problemʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~And in retvrn, they do the ʃame for yov!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: αnd mαk-ng sure they dont do αnyth-ng espec-αlly retαrded

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: okay, i think i can do all of that!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: but i need to make sure im not going to do anything wrong

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Dateʃ vʃvally involve doing activitieʃ together, and occaʃionally creating a pie to have a feelingʃ jam.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Pile, ʃorry.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: a pile?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: yeαh, p-les αre -mportαnt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: p-le of just whαtevers ly-ng αround

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: oh, and you both lie there, and chat?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: for some reαson, lαy-ng on p-les mαkes troll's emot-ons flow eαs-er

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: that sounds very nice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~It doeʃ, doeʃn't it?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: -t -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: but what about the romance aspect?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Vm, that Iʃ the romance aʃpect.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: well, -t's not "romαnce" -n the wαy humαns see -t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: thαt -S the romαnce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: since humans are naturally pale towards all of their friends, i need to know what things im not supposed to say to others

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: well uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Try to ʃave yovr problemʃ for yovr pileʃ. A one-ʃided moirallegiance can be very draining.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: what should i say to her to be reeaaaaally smooth?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: ...smooth?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: y'know, like,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: not... rough?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: thats not a good definition

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Jvʃt get cloʃe to her!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~The better friendʃ yov are, the eaʃier it will be to tranʃition.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: oh, th-s -s go-ng bαck to the "pαle p-ckup l-nes" th-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: sort of yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Pale...pickvp lineʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: okay, okay, so i should talk to her, and be like, really nice? and then flirt a buuuunch?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: dont HUMAN fl-rt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: no, obviously not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: ill be like, 'hey we can talk about it if you want' or whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Yeʃ, that'ʃ good.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: yes, thαt would work

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: this plan, its so good, im going to be the best moirail

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: well, you'll certα-nly be the best humαn mo-rα--l

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Have there been other attemptʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: thαt wαs the joke

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: not officially

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Hahaha, I ʃee.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: like i said, its sort of human nature to be platonically pale

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: (( must resist urge... to type... "cuddlesluts" ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: (( do it ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: hehehe, cuddlesluts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Joʃʃik!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: sry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~That'ʃ hardly appropriate.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: heheheh, probably

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: anyway, thank you all very much for this romantic advice!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: sry, but -t's just k-ndα we-rd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: no problem

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~Anytime!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: αlr-ght, MEMO OVER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: this is going to be, like, the raddest thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: see you all later!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGT: ~I wiʃh yov the very beʃt of lvck with ʃeriad.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: bye guys

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: αnd do-r

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGG: good luck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: thanks