041714doirryspor

 -- galactoidArrival2 [GA] began pestering gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 21:32 --

 [09:32] GA: hi ryspor

 [09:32] GA: are you married yet

[09:32] -- gregariousTroubadour [GT] is an idle troll! --

 [09:33] GA: oh

 [09:33] GA: well youre probably out partying

 [09:33] GA: lmao i hope you brought a ring

 [09:33] GA: remember the age old saying: if you like it you gotta put a ring on it

 [09:33] GA: its the rule

 [09:33] GT: what if i dont like her though

 [09:33] GA: wheres your squiggles though

 [09:34] GT: what if i dont it's a LIE??????? but its nOT

 [09:34] GA: are you okay

 [09:34] GT: no

 [09:34] GT: yes

 [09:34] GT: nO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:34] GA: ummm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:34] GA: want a hug

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:34] GA: hugs fix everything, probably

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:34] GT: is it a curse hug

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:34] GA: did she turn you down?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:34] GT: but no theres no curse but threiS??

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:35] GA: uhhh?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:35] GA: did you find out its a curse?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:35] GT: I LOVE HER NOT A WITCH NOT A WITCH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:35] GA: wow youve really lost it this time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:35] GA: hey, at least you were clever enough to figure it out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:35] GA: or did beau finally convince you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:36] GT: bEAU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:36] GA: actually i was pretty hasty in listening to beau

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:36] GT: BEAU IS A WITCHHHHHHHHHH A WITCHNOT A CURSE BUT IT IS??? I DONT KNOW

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:36] GA: samis a witch, shes an heir or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:36] GT: i ont know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:36] GT: ANYT HINGGGG

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:37] GA: you know how to type

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:37] GA: not very well, but at least somewhat

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:37] GA: are you gonna go caveman too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:37] GA: i guess polygamy *is* the answer today

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:37] GA: is it like a consequence or somethin?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:38] GA: i think consequences can be healed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:38] GT: yesno shouldnt be A CONSEQUENCE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:38] GA: dude chill out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:38] GA: like damn its just false love

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:39] GT: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:39] GT: NO I LOVE HER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:39] GA: okay you love her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:39] GT: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:39] GT: maybe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:39] GT: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:39] GA: love is just a buncha chemicals or something like that a pretentious person would say

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:39] GT: yes yesye sno but what is it REALLYY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:40] GA: i just said, hot damn, its chemicals

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:40] GA: are you even listening gosh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:40] GT: not a curse?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:40] GA: no its also a curse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:40] GA: you could say all love is a curse if you want to pretend youre deep or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:40] GT: it's NOT A CURSE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:40] GA: lmao youre pretty deep unda da sea rn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:41] GT: ITS NOT URSULA

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:41] GT: SHE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:41] GA: if its on your consequence doohickey its a curse and a video game abstraction

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:41] GT: IS NOT URSULA

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:41] GA: well duh ursula doesnt exist

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:41] GA: neither do magical girls, though...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:41] GA: dude you were bewitched by ursula

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:41] GT: nO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:41] GA: quick, find ariel

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:42] GA: find her, your true love

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:42] GA: she can save you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:42] GA: i think

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:42] GA: is that how that movie went?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:42] GT: JOSSIK IS DEAD

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:42] GA: i said ariel

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:42] GT: you knoww hat you mEANT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:42] GA: and jossik is dead but we're half dead anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:42] GA: he's probably fuckin around in the dream bubbles like whoa where the flip am i

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:43] GA: we'll probably be joining him soon anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:43] GA: so do you want a hug or not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:44] GT: nmnnnnyes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:44] GT: please

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:44] GA: bc this is a limited time offer, theres a very low (maths) percent chance that nate will say yes to me, so we gotta all up and get our hug on now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:44] GA: lmao who am i kidding theres no way hell say yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:45] GA: we can hug later i think, you probably shouldnt be knocking yourself out around a murderous witch

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:45] GT: nOT WITCH im gone i left i dontknowwher i am

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:46] GA: dont get lost

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:46] GA: use breadcrumbs to find your way back later

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:47] GT: toooOOOO LATE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:47] GA: heheh im joking it doesnt matter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:47] GA: remember, 90% of the things i say are either a) irrelevant or b) not going to help you in any way

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:48] GA: im basically just a walking popsicle stick with bad puns

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:48] GT: please comefind me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:48] GA: hey ryspor how do pigs talk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:48] GA: SWINE language

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:49] GA: lmaaooooo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:49] GT: haha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:49]  <span style="color:rgb(0,165,0);">GA: where are you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:49] GT: i dont know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:49] GA: do you mean like come find you in the palace

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:49] GA: bc i cant do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:50] GT: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:50] GA: the whole 'on another planet and trapped in bugcity' thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:50] GT: should i sleep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:50] GA: idk dude your call

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:50] GT: im going to sleep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:50] GA: im already asleep bc the losers at my team are boring

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:50] GA: just kidding theyre all great

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:51] GA: anyway im waitin for ya

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:51] GT: You hear a feverish knocking on your door, which continually increases and decreases in speed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:52] GA: Doir gets up, tries to open the door, and fails because it's locked, whoops. "come in ryspor! and whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:54] GT: The door abruptly slams open, and Ryspor rushes in, latching on to Doir and mumbling, "I don't know should I know I'm sorry I should know I'm so sorry" and more along this line.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:55] GA: "um, the answer was 'a wheelchair', sorry. next one, and this time im just gonna say the answer because youre not great at puns, 'what does a guy say when he walks into a bar? who the fuck cares, please... dont waste any more of your time reading these popsickle stick jokes, you stupid fuck.' oh." Doir puts away his laptop and smiles, embracing Ryspor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:59] GA: "anyway this is totally your fault and i hope beau said i told you so."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:59] GA: "kidding, by the way. you couldnt have known this would happen."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [09:59] GT: Ryspor shudders as Doir embraces him, breath hitching a little. "F-FUCK Beau," he says, quietly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:00] GA: "lmao you started thinking like sami for a sec there"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:01] GT: "Fuck her in an ENTIRELY PLATONIC SENSE," he shouts erratically.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:02] GA: Doir hugs Ryspor tighter. "shh, ♩dont worry, 'bout a thing, cuz every little thing, gonna be alright♩"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:03] GA: He begins badly singing the rest of the song, completely off pitch, far too loud, and completely on purpose.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:06] GA: "you gonna request an encore or is it time for the heavy metal part of the concert"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:08] GT: "Should I, oh no, um, encore, yes, that seems good, I'm saying that because I'm NOT CURSED"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:08] GA: "okay you gotta admit you are a bit cursed"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:09] GA: "denial is the first step towards anger and depression"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:10] GT: "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I'M *NOT*" he screams, flinging himself away from Doir. As you get your first good look at him, you can see that his eyes are a worrying shade of orange and darting around wildly, pupils contracted in an almost slit-like fashion.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:11] GA: "your eyes look weird are you a dragon"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:12] GT: "I - what? No? Am I? Are they?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:12] GA: Doir gives a very audible gasp with a hint of bad acting, throwing his hands to his cheeks. "are you smaug"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:13] GA: "can i have your autograph"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:14] GT: He looks alarmedly at himself. "M-maybe? I-I don't have any paper..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:14] GA: "ohmygod just sign my hair"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:15] GT: "I, I don't have a pen." He looks utterly ashamed of himself. "What do I do now?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:15] GA: "use your fire breathing. do it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:15] GA: "after all, you are fire, you are death."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:16] GT: He begins to look panicked. "I-I don't, I don't know how, what do I do?" He exhales cautiously, then looks more panicked. "Sh-should that be fire?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:17] GA: "uh, okay, just so you know, i was messing with you, um, you're not supposed to be able to breathe fire and youre not smaug. sorry, i thought you were going along with it really really, uh, convincingly."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:20] GT: This does not help the panic attack. "Oh GodOS, I'm sorry, I should have guessed, I'm sorry, please forgive me, I'm so sorry..." He trails off in panicked mumbling, twiddling his fingers frenetically.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:21] GA: Doir gives a worried smile. "um, no, dont be sorry, because uh, uuuuhhhmmmm, i... really liked your performance? yeah, you really got into character. quite a good smaug. you should audition for the part in the next movie because benedict cumberbatch is dead"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:26] GT: ~"Oh! Oh, all right, good. Vm. ʃhovld I? Where do I go to, to do that?" He giveʃ a little hyʃterical giggle, which iʃ ʃtrangled ʃvddenly aʃ he jvmpʃ a little. "Or, or what if thiʃ iʃ another joke? I ʃhovld recognize thiʃ, I ʃhovld, vm, I'm ʃorry..." Hiʃ breathing becomeʃ increaʃingly ragged, and he lookʃ abovt ready to collapʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:26] GA: "okay ryspor im gonna do something ive never done before." Doir takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and exhales. "im gonna... be serious."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:27] GT: ~Ryʃpor nodʃ attentively.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:27] GA: "okay, now, come sit down on the bed before you collapse"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:28] GA: Doir sits down and pats the spot next to him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:28] GT: ~Ryʃpor ʃitʃ down aʃ qvickly aʃ poʃʃible.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:29] GA: "oookay, ummmm... so, are all of your consequence slots filled?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:29] GT: ~Ryʃpor nodʃ, then ʃhakeʃ hiʃ head in qvick ʃvcceʃʃion.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:30] GA: "what are they? we probably need to get you healed so they go away within a few... uh, not sure how long they take to heal. but they probably will."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:31] GA: "and you need to be super careful. one more consequence and youre dead"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:32] GT: ~"'Jvmpy, Deʃperate to Pleaʃe', and..." He trailʃ off, and lookʃ even more vpʃet.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:32] GA: "um, okay thats probably the one with the curse. im gonna need the exact wording so i can totally find a way to loophole around it or somesuch."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:33] GA: "so just, be strong? i mean seriously- no, no, no joking, no aloofness, this is serious business time."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:34] GT: ~"'DEʃPERATELYATTRACTEDTOTHEEMPREʃʃNOTAWITCH'", he ʃcreamʃ, all in one breath, then holdʃ himʃelf, ʃhaking violently againʃt the inner tvrmoil.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:36] GA: He puts and arm around Ryspor. "okay we're totally not moirails still but you need to calm your butt down and get real. look at how much all of us have fucked up romance. like seriously. all of us suck. so stop being so sad that youre cursed, just pretend its true love or kill the seawitch and try not to get into too many situations where she can invoke your consequence against you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:37] GA: "its simple! so simple. just shoosh and think about it for a sec."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:38] GT: ~Ryʃpor ʃhooʃheʃ and thinkʃ abovt it for exactly one ʃecond before retvrning to hiʃ initial ʃtate.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:39] GA: Doir mutters, "and they say i cant think."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:40] GA: "ahem, uh, anyway, just- i'll get seriad to put her useless buttface to work and try and get the empress dead, and once shes dead, the curse will (probably) be lifted and youll be about as clearheaded as usual. hopefully."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:40] GA: "i mean i will definitely not start a secret plot to kill the empress."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:40] GA: "no way. who would do that? not doir. doir doesnt do that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:41] GA: "there are definitely no murder plots going on except the sea wi-, er, empress, killing you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:41] GA: "

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:43] GT: ~Ryʃpor lookʃ briefly horrified, then calmʃ down ʃlightly, then lookʃ horrified again. "No, no, ʃhe wovldn't, I love her, bvt I don't, becavʃe it'ʃ a cvrʃe bvt it'ʃ NOT A CVRʃE, and I don't know, it hvrtʃ, Doir, I don't know what to believe." He ʃhrinkʃ in on himʃelf, clvtching hiʃ head.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:45] GA: "think about if you fell in love with... um... hitler. sea hitler. or jack. and sea hitler was having a party. and youre at that party and you fall in love with sea hitler but find out hes having a water apocalypse. would you kill sea hitler? or be in love?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:52] GA: "anyway. moral of todays story is: vote early, and vote often."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:52] GA: "no, wait, moral of todays story is kill those who you love."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:53] GA: "especially if theyre sea hitler."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:54] GT: ~"What, no, no no no, I can't kill her, I, I love her. Right?" He lookʃ vncertain, afraid, and confvʃed.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:55] GA: "look, sometimes, you just have to kill your loved ones. ask nate about it. i think he does it all the time. i do it all the time. that lady from the titanic did it when she was a selfish ass and didnt let jack get on the thing when there was plenty of room. just do it. she'll be in the afterlife anyway, and she's almost certainly killed hundreds of other men."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:55] GA: "maybe shes super homophobic and if you transform into a woman shell get rid of her curse"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:56] GT: ~"It'ʃ NOT A CVRʃE"~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:56] GA: "dude youre the one callin it a curse"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:56] GA: "anyway just stab her. stab her because you love her."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:56] GA: "when you love something, you just have to let it go. to hell."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:57] GA: "youre getting caught up over an npc and really just wasting your time."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:57] GA: "we're *kind of on a schedule here,* to, yknow, defeat jack?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [10:58] GT: ~"THEY'RE NOT JVʃT 'NPC'ʃ!" he ʃcreamʃ, looking genvinely mad thiʃ time. "They're not, they have *ʃocietieʃ*, and *feelingʃ*, and, and ʃotʃiaʃ waʃ ʃcared, Doir. ʃhe'ʃ ʃcared that ovr landʃ will be deʃtroyed when we win the game. IF we win."~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:00] GT: ~"Kyle iʃ trapped in Kikate'ʃ ʃylladex forever," he ʃayʃ qvietly. "Imagine how lonely that mvʃt be."~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:00] GA: "oh, joy, youre getting stuck up on the morality part of the game, but it doesnt matter. listen, i know youve got this whole good alignment thing going on, but to neutral and or evil people like me, it's really just boring. its, like, what, theyre not gonna survive if we lose or win anyway."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:01] GA: "might as well win!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:02] GT: ~"Don't ʃay that, GodOʃ. We have to do *ʃomething* to ʃave them. I'm not all right with having maʃʃ genocide on my handʃ, even if yov may be."~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:03] GA: "alright, fine, we save as many as we can, unless we're directly put in danger."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:05] GT: ~"I ʃvppoʃe that'ʃ an acceptable compromiʃe, thovgh really, the ʃcratch iʃ aʃ direct a danger aʃ yov can get, I think."~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:06] GA: "that settles that, then. we gather up two of every npc type, one male and one female"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:06] GA: "we should start now if we want to get them all. petition to leave the bugs and the fools out of the arc."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:06] GA: "one signer so far, you in too?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:07] GT: ~Oh, for goodneʃʃ' ʃake, yov're ʃovnding like Kate now. There haʃ to be a way to ʃave more than that."~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:08] GA: "signee? wait, shit, disregard all of this im being silly again. anyway back on topic, you have to kill the empress. i know itll be hard but everything will get better once you do that. and dont pull any romeo and juliet shit, if you kill yourself over that witch im gonna not-dump you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:12] GT: ~"I...I don't know, are yov ʃvre that'ʃ the right thing to do? I...I LOVE her. Don't I? Y-yeʃ. I do."~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:12] GA: "yeah and i love hot pockets. but i devour them until they are nothing. she shouldve expected this when she all up and cursed your mind, dude."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:13] GT: ~"It'ʃ not...not a cvrʃe," he ʃayʃ weakly.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:13] GA: "get out of denial"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:15] GA: "next is anger, i think, or maybe depression. anger is more useful in a fight so do that one first. and skip bargaining please."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:16] GT: ~"Grr?" he ʃayʃ, attempting to look fierce.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:17] GA: "weak. and dont let on that youve seen through her trick. usually, i doubt that her victims have character sheets with which to look at and realize their cursedness, so you have an advantage shes not expecting."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:18] GA: "so just, have her walk into your trident. have her walk into your trident 10x3 times."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:19] GT: ~Ryʃpor decaptchalogveʃ hiʃ trident, and lookʃ at it vnnervedly. "I don't...I don't know if I can..."~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:21] GA: Doir puts his hand on Ryspors other shoulder and gives a sidehug. "you can do it. save your life and the lives of many sailors, and come to the dark side with me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:21] GA: He then makes dramatic Darth Vader breathing noises.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:25] GT: ~He breatheʃ deeply. "All, all right. I'll ʃ-ʃtab her. Becavʃe I love her."~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:26] GA: "yeah, thats the spirit. stab her because you love her. and stab her guards, too, just for bonus points. and dont stab seriad no matter how much temptation there is, because you dont love her, and you shouldnt stab things you dont love and/or arent attacking you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:27] GA: "i mean im not stopping you. if you want to stab seriad. but just know that i did not tell you to stab seriad, and will definitely not pay you money later if you do,"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:27] GT: ~"All...right?" He lookʃ ʃomewhat confvʃed.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:27] GA: Doir grins. "good talk."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:28] GA: (In his mind, he's like, yes, i am the best, i can make one friend not murder people and the other friend murder people. my skillset is so diverse.)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:31] GA: "id suggest we watch movies for like 8 hours but you've got an adventure to get back to. so, chop chop, get out, go back to awakeland, time for a-stabbin!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:33] GT: ~"O-oh, right, right now? All right, vm, I'm going, I'm going, I'm ʃorry, I'll go ʃtab her now." He whackʃ himʃelf in the face with the ʃide of hiʃ trident and iʃ promptly knocked ovt.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:34] GA: Doir texts Ryspor. GA: dont let her know your ploy. pretend to be super in love. fill in seriad and the rest of your team on the details and form a plan. dont do it stupid or youll die.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:34] GT: ~Right, yeʃ, I'll do that.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">-- gregariousTroubadour  <span style="color:rgb(85,0,127);">[GT] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> ceased pestering galactoidArrival2  <span style="color:rgb(0,165,0);">[GA] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> at 23:34 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:35] GA: He then takes Ryspor's trident, tucks him into bed, and watches a movie.