071514doirkate

[12:06] GA: Doir uses his floating to move like hes in a no-gravity environment through the halls because he is so bored.

[12:07] GA: While making "pshhhhew pshhoooooof" noises.

[12:08] AA: Kate giggles.

[12:08] AA: "Are you having fun?"

[12:08] GA: He stops short. "maybe."

[12:09] AA: "Don't mind me, continue."

[12:09] GA: "nah dude, im only doin this 'cause im bored. whats up? havent seen ya since the big showdown."

[12:10] AA: "Oh, you know. I was moping, but I feel better now."

[12:10] AA: "I'm actually pretty excited."

[12:10] GA: "whatre you excited for?"

[12:10] GA: "are we arriving soon?"

[12:11] AA: "Haha, no. I'm going to mount my first human." Kate grins.

[12:11] GA: "that should be easy, youve mounted like two trolls already"

[12:11] GA: "heyoooooooo"

[12:11] AA: Kate makes a face :|. "No, Doir. Taxidermy."

[12:12] GA: "oh."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] GA: "really? who? why are you taxing them?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] GA: "i didnt even know there was a government."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] AA: "Ugh. No. I'm embalming them, stuffing them, probably going to get some eagle wings and stitch them on... Nevermind."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] GA: "a person? who?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] GA: "isnt that like, kinda messed up?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] AA: "No, she's dead, and yet not dead."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] AA: "I'm sure she won't mind." Kate grins again.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] GA: "is that like, poetry or something? or a riddle? is it because shes still alive in our hearts."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] GA: "thats very beautiful. can i come and help?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:18] AA: "Maybe you can help me figure out the best way to gather her ashes. I was thinking about rewinding the planet and everything on it's position back to just before she died, but that might be hard."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:19] GA: "if you rewind her to not ash, wont she just like, come back to life?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:19] GA: "also, there seems to be atmosphere everywhere. i doubt her ashes are still on the planet, if they moved. not that wind makes any sense at all. its caused by the uneven heating of the planet, and- is skaia even a source of heat? jeez!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:21] AA: "If I rewind everything's positions indescriminantly, all the ashes should return to where they originally were."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:21] GA: "wont that have consequences or something?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] GA: "why not just use samis wind powers to collect them up?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] GA: "even if shes not god tiered, youve got like, practically infinite time."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] GA: "seriously, does anyone know how long this trip is gonna be? because i dont!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:24] AA: "It's goign to be five years."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:24] GA: "WHAT? ive barely survived, uh, however... long we've been here already?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] AA: "A week."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] GA: "a week? really? because it felt more like, uh, three days."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] GA: "its hard to remember to sleep when its always eternal void."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] AA: "I know, but I know what time it is. I always keep no fewer than 7 clocks on me at all times."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] GA: "yeah, ive only got two brains on me, but i plan to have more."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] AA: "You have two brains?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] GA: "yeah null gave me the code for mine a while back."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] AA: "That's really wierd.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] GA: "she cut up my body and harvested my organs and gave rilset the codes."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] GA: "yeah, there isnt even a black market to sell them on any more!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] GA: "'slike, pfah, whats even the point?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] AA: "You know he eats bodies, right?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] GA: "yeah, he just tried to trick me into cutting my hand off, like, five minutes ago."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] GA: "and he eats alchemized copies of my body all the time and feeds them to his plants too."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] GA: "but i got him back with a flask of piss and, uh, being cooler than him."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:31] AA: "It's always good to be cool. Too bad I have both of you beat in that regard."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:32] GA: He brushes his hair back with one hand and puts a gun over his shoulder with the other. "um, first of all, how dare you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:35] AA: Kate grins.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] GA: "so whens the search party startin?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] AA: "Whenever Ryspor gets found. He's scampered off somewhere."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] GA: Doir scowls. "yeah, the prick is prolly hiding."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:40] AA: "You don't like him?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:40] AA: "I thought you two were... together."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] GA: "are you kiddin me? he goes and proposes to me with his secret ~love~ or whatever the fuck, while im drunk, and i broke up with my threesome with you and cheaty mccheats, and then he goes and cheats on *me* with libby! and doesnt even own up to it!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] GA: "im lucky i became omniscient and recorded that shit or id probably never know for all 5 years."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:43] AA: "'Cheaty McCheats?' you mean Seriad?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] GA: "yeah?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] AA: "Who did she cheat on?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] GA: "huh? me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] AA: "With who?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] GA: "leon the 50 year old wizard."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] GA: "she sexed him to death."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] GA: "wait how do you not remember this"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] AA: "Jack apparently erased my memory of Seriad and Kikate."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] GA: "haha really? woooow what a dick"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] AA: "Until today, I had no idea they existed."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] GA: "seriously? okay, recap: kikate and seriad fell in love, you stole kikate away from her, i hooked up with her, she hooked up with leon like 5 minutes later, kikate died, she hooked up with you, i was like 'lmao threesome' and she was like 'shure lol', and then i broke up to be with ryspor but you two stayed together."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] AA: "That's quite a tumultuous history we have together... I'm not sure I want to go through that again..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] GA: "yeah, so much drama. ive got mind powers, i could maybe get your memories back?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:48] AA: "That's certainly worth a shot, and I'd like to remember them again. It would certainly simplify the situation."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:53] GA: He shrugs. "yeah im gonna be honest if i were you i wouldnt risk it. im not very reliable."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:53] AA: "Maybe you weren't before, but that stunt you pulled with Maenam saved lives."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:54] GA: "i was literally omniscient though. like. i could not have done that if i hadnt become all-knowing."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:55] GA: "wait lmao i can just do it again"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] GA: "okay maybe later once ive warmed up with a bit"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] GA: "a bit of, uh, practice? maybe ill make ryspor think hes poop or something."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] AA: "Yes, probably best not to wear your big brains out."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] GA: "yeah, that shit takes effort."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] AA: "I can imagine."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] GA: "well, if i find ryspor, ill drag him to you after im done slapping him in the face or w/e. txt me if you find him first, but dont let him know im coming."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] GA: He crouches down. "i will be silent, like the night. and then-" Doir flies forward and lands on the ceiling. "- pounce like a tiger!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] AA: "That sounds like a good plan, for sure. I think you'll be able to succeed against a god of space."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] AA: "Really, flawless plan."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] GA: "pfft. hes a complete wuss." Doir slowly floats down a bit as he talks from a horizontal position. "ill just pretend to be all heartbroken and shit and then BAM! piss right to the face, before he can react!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:02] GA: "itll be like that one movie where the guy has that plan and the other guy doesnt even know whats comin and it works so well"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AA: "Maybe you should become omniscient again to come up with the best plan."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] GA: "good idea."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] GA: "...whatre we supposed to *do* for 5 years?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] AA: "I'm going to be turning Beau's body into an angel for a few months. You could watch." Kate smiles genuinely and... it's pretty creepy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] GA: "hah, thanks, but ive got secret missions to uphold. but that wont take up all of my time."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] GA: "oh, by the way, save me those internal organs please?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] AA: "Sure thing, unless Rilset beats you to it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] AA: "But I'm not letting him anywhere near my house."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] GA: "yeah im not letting him near my house either. or my room. actually i think im just gonna avoid him for like half a decade."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] GA: "...but after those months, whatre you gonna do?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] GA: "its not like we have school, or jobs, or really anything to be doing. or the internet, or cable."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] AA: "That's a good question. Probably hole up and read or do more mounts."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:11] GA: "ooh, ooh,"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:11] GA: Doir dumps a mangled up corpse of him on the ground.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:11] GA: "do this one next!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:12] AA: "Thanks, Doir." Kate grins eerilly brightly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:12] AA: She captchalogues the corpse.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:12] AA: "What do you want to be?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] GA: "make me posing like. like uh." He shuffles around a bit. "okay how about." He stands in a heroic position with one hand holding the finger and the other holding an axe. "this."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] GA: "and i should be wearing..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] GA: He dumps a suit on the ground. "default attire!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] AA: "Default attire?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] GA: "yeah, if we were a sitcom rather than a... er, if we were a sitcom, this would be what id totally wear every day."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:15] GA: "but now i wear panties and a cape."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:16] AA: "You could still wear that every day."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:16] GA: "ive got cooler things to wear now"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:16] GA: "like panties, and a cape"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] AA: "True enough."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] AA: "I like your panties."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] GA: "thanks. theyre made of god and magic."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] GA: "can i have your hat?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:20] AA: "My hat?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:20] GA: "yeahhh, the one from like, forever ago?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:20] GA: "you dont need it now, right?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:20] AA: "No, it's mine."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:21] AA: "It's my special hat."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:21] GA: "cmon, kate, i have *hatkind*. i need that hat."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:21] GA: "and then im gonna get nates hat, and i will have all of the hats!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:23] AA: "But... It's a sylph hat. Meant for sylphs."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:23] GA: "yeah but."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:24] GA: "but kate."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:24] GA: "its my destiny to have that hat."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:24] AA: "...your destiny?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:25] GA: He whispers, "my destinyyyyy"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:25] AA: "Why would you having a hat be your destiny. That's a really dumb destiny."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:26] GA: "i dunno, lots of people in movies have destinies for like, true love and shit. and i aint about that life. i want a hat."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:26] AA: "Maybe I can duplicate it for you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:26] GA: Doir turns away. "no, it will not be the true hat."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:27] AA: "What if I keep the duplicate?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:28] GA: "no. i dont even want it any more. its illegitamate either way." He drops some pizza rolls at her feet. "here is your payment for the taxes."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:30] AA: Kate picks up the box of Pizza rolls. "I love totinos."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:30] GA: "yeah theyre pretty good"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:32] GA: "anyway, ive gotta go, like, crossdress, or whatever i do in my free time."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:32] GA: "see ya later, alligator."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:32] AA: "After a while, armadilo. Wait, no." Kate stops.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:33] GA: "literally everyone messes that up. all of you would disappoint steve irwin."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:33] GA: Doir walks away, shaking his head in disapproval.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:34] AA: Kate shrugs.