122013 Jossik Beau

[03:05] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] began trolling chessAficionado [CA] at 15:05 --

[03:05] GG: heeeeey beαu

[03:05] CA: hello Jossik...

[03:05] GG: hows ~t go~n

[03:05] CA: I am well...

[03:05] CA: you?...

[03:06] GG: ~'m do~n pretty good

[03:06] CA: I presume Ryspor is well?...

[03:06] GG: h~s leg ~s st~ll heαl~ng

[03:06] CA: It seems everyone has healing legs/ leg problems...

[03:07] GG: reαlly

[03:07] GG: ryspor ~s teh only one ~ve heαrd of

[03:07] CA: Sami broke hers, Ryspor, and I almost lost a leg...

[03:07] GG: oh wow

[03:07] GG: ~ only knew αbout one of those

[03:07] CA: Yeah turns out a wound I had was infected bad, but that timeline was reversed...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] GG: whoα whαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] GG: d~d kαte do α t~mey th~ng?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] CA: Kate eliminated a possible timeline, rewinding me to before I was wounded yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] GG: whoα

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] GG: thαt's crαzy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] CA: yes it is...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] GG: hαve you done αny l~ghty th~ngs yet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] CA: no I haven't...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] GG: becαuse crαzy powers seem to be popp~ng up everywhere

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] CA: we seem to all have powers...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] CA: you probably have some heart powers or something...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] GG: yeαh someth~ng l~ke thαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] GG: ~'ve been cons~der~ng αttempt~ng αstrαl project~on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] CA: astral... porjection?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] GG: lett~ng your soul leαve your body αnd wαnder αround α b~t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] CA: that seems...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] CA: interesting?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] GG: ~t certα~nly w~ll be ~f ~t works

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] CA: honestly sounds pretty scary and dangerous, but worth the risk ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] GG: yeαh ~ meαn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] GG: the potent~αl rewαrds αre huge

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] GG: but ~ mαy get stuck outs~de my body

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] CA: Yeah, a big risk indeed...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] GG: but, fortune fαvors the bold, r~ght?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] CA: Eeh, being bold tends to get me and others hurt...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] GG: boldness hαs to be bαlαnced out by cαut~on αnd stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] GG: hαve you thought of αny l~ghty th~ngs you could try?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] GG: lαsers αre l~ght, r~ght?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] GG: mαybe you cαn shoot lαsers!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] CA: I have debated if subjecting myself to sensory deprivation to induce a light effect...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] CA: Perhaps, it seems the powers are activated in times of need...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] GG: hm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] GG: wα~t, you're3 αn he~r, r~ght?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] CA: For example, Sami could only discover her wind powers while she was coughing from ash...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] CA: yes I am...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] GG: thαt's ryspor's clαss, too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] GG: αnd he d~d h~s spαcey th~ng to prevent los~ng α leg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:17] CA: Perhaps I could ask him and Seriad for advice...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] GG: yeαh thαt would be α good ~deα

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] GG: oh, ~ αlso wαnted to αsk you someth~ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] CA: hmm?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] GG: your l~ttle secret... (c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] CA: hehe... what?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] CA: What ever are you talking about?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] GG: you know whαt ~'m tαlk~ng αbout

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] CA: *nervous laugh*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] GG: beαu, pleαse tell me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] CA: Are you sure?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] GG: ~'m the kn~ght of heαrt, ~ cαn help!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] GG: ~ αm COMPLETELY sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] CA: I'm not really sure, you have nothing stopping you from teling them...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] GG: yes ~ do!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] GG: kn~ght - pαt~ent pr~v~lege!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] <span style="color:rgb(0,129,65);">GG: ~ cαn be the most d~screet person

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] <span style="color:rgb(125,125,125);">CA: well...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] CA: It's stupid, I don't want to bore you!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GG: come on pleαse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GG: ~ wont be bored

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] CA: Really there are more important things *nervous laugh*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GG: beαu

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GG: pleαse tell me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GG: pleαse pleαse pleαse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GG: pleeeeeαse tell me beαu th~s ~s k~ll~ng meeeeeee

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] CA: well um...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] CA: it's...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] CA: uuuum...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] CA: it's sami ok?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GG: O :c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GG: thαt's greαt!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GG: so, tell me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GG: just, tell me everyth~ng!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] CA: I...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GG: gαh, sorry ~f ~'m mαk~ng uncomfortαble

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] CA: Well what is there to say?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GG: well ~ meαn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GG: when d~d ~t stαrt?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:01] CA: I don't know...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:01] GG: do you th~nk she

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:01] GG: rec~procαtes?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] CA: Heh, probably not, she's just my friend, besides why would she like *this*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GG: th~s?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] CA: As you can't actually see me, I am gesturing to myself...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GG: αh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GG: well, ~ dont know whαt to tell you αbout thαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GG: s~nce ~ cαnt αctuαlly see you αnd αll

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] CA: Haha wow this was so easy when I was doing the questioning...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GG: not so eαsy be~ng on the rece~v~ng end, ~s ~t?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] CA: Hey, at least I knew what I was talking about, plus having both ends of the relationship helped...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GG: hαhα yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GG: ~ could try the sαme th~ng w~th you guys

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GG: but ~ would hαve no clue whαt ~'m even tαlk~ng αbout

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] CA: and if you need to see what I look like, here's a picture I took a day or two before the game https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9953901/beau.png ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GG: oh ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GG: you look n~ce!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GG: well, you could try the "joss~k kαtαrn method", wh~ch ~nvolves confess~ng your love αnd runn~ng αwαy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:07] CA: Can't really do that, we're on a giant table...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:07] GG: hαhα yeαh thαt wouldnt work

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:07] CA: any other tips?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:08] GG: well, here's my αdv~ce:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:08] GG: dont worry αbout how you look, f~rst off'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:08] CA: No need, I already know I look great...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:09] GG: reαlly, m~ss "why would she l~ke *th~s*"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:09] GG: just be conf~dent!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:09] CA: No I *look* great, but I mean why would she like me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:10] GG: why wouldnt she?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:10] CA: why would she like Ms. Dreary, Chess obssesed, weak, pathetic, me!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:11] GG: you're α very smαrt young womαn, αnd you seem to know α lot αbout romαnce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:11] GG: you αre not weαk, you αre not pαthet~c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:11] GG: show her how much you cαre for her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:12] GG: ~'m not sαy~ng you should tell her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:12] GG: but SHOW her w~th your every αct~on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:12] CA: I tried that, you know how it ended up?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:12] GG: how?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:12] CA: She got third degree burns and fell, only to break her leg...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:13] GG: thαt wαsnt your fαult

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:13] GG: αnd th~s ~s sαm~ here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:13] GG: she probαbly wont hold ~t αgα~nst you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:13] GG: whαt mαtters ~s thαt you're here for her now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:15] GG: look, ~ hαve to go, but just th~nk αbout whαt ~ sα~d, okαy?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:15] GG: you obv~ously cαre for her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:15] GG: αnd ~ th~nk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:15] GG: no, ~ KNOW

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:15] GG: you w~ll f~gure th~s out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:16] GG: ok, ~ gottα go

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:16] GG: goodbye, beαu

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] CA: Bye Jossik, thank you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] GG: no problem

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] -- chessAficionado [CA] gave up trolling garrisonedGuardian [GG] at 20:21 --