102413 Jossik Doir

[06:44] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] began trolling galactoidArrival [GA] at 18:44 --

[06:44] GG: Hello, human friend do-r!

[06:45] GA: hi jossik

[06:45] GA: hows it going?

[06:45] GG: Pretty good, actually!

[06:45] GG: Have you entered the game yet?

[06:45] GA: yeah

[06:45] GG: Awesome!

[06:45] GG: What's your t-tle?

[06:45] GA: page of mind

[06:45] GA: have you entered?

[06:46] GG: Yeah!

[06:46] GG: -'m -n my land now.

[06:46] GA: whatre you?

[06:46] GG: -'m the Knight of Heart.

[06:46] GA: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:46] GG: - still dont know what that means yet.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:46] GA: maybe you wear a punch of silly pink armor with hearts on it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GG: Maybe - f-ght with the power of love

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GA: and - give other people minds like pages give swords

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GG: Huh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GA: you get a brain!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GA: and you get a brain!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GG: - wonder how that would even work?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GA: everyone look unda yo seats, you got a brain today!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GG: Like would you increase peoples -ntell-gence?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GG: Or just the-r mental capacity?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GA: why would i even do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GG: - don't know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GA: i think king arthur was a page once

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GG: Maybe to help your friends

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GG: you help them get smarter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GA: sounds dumb

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GA: my friends arent stupid

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GG: Everyone can afford to be smarter, though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GG: But that doesnt really matter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GG: seeing as how we dont know for sure thats even what you do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GA: so you fight with the power of love?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GA: i know a guy like that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GG: Or maybe - fight for the cause of love?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GG: - dont know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GA: or, wait, i think he fought without love

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GG: Who?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GA: a guy named leon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GA: he's magic or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GG: -s he going to be playing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GA: hopefully

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GG: - don't think - know him...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GG: - should talk to h-m at some point

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GG: What's h-s handle?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GA: i was really excited to one day trick him into my moms lab

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: and study him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: uh, i dont know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GG: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GG: Study h-m?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: well he's gotta have a source of power

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: magic is fake as shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GG: Ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GG: so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: anyway, study in the friendliest way imaginable

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: er

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: that came out wrong

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GG: you're s-tt-ng on another world

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GG: hav-ng just escaped from meteors

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:52] GA: mhm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:52] GG: you have a ghostly spr-te float-ng next to you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:52] GA: ghost alien creepy shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:52] GG: that has taken on the attr-butes of whatever you threw -nto -t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:53] GA: it's a creepy xenomorph

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:53] GA: whats yours?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:53] GG: Ugh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:53] GG: - don't wanna talk about that guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:53] GA: what is he?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GG: Troll L-am neeson

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GA: oh my god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GG: comb-ned with the outs-der from d-shonored

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GA: you guys have li

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GG: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GA: you guys have dishonored?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GG: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GG: - k-nda w-sh we never had

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GA: iirc

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GA: last convo was about how stupid all of this weird shit is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:55] GA: its like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:55] GA: circumstantially simeoultaneous or some shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:55] GG: hrm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:55] GG: Can we please not talk about temporal log-st-cs?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:55] GG: -t always makes my head hurt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:55] GA: yeah that stuff is weird

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:55] GA: so whats your land like?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:55] GG: So, what's your land l-ke?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:56] GG: hehe woops

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:56] GA: haha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:56] GA: oh my ghod

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:56] GA: d;f

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:56] GA: g

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:56] GA: we were just talking about that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:56] GG: Oh my gog

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:56] GG: how about you go f-rst, okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:56] GA: i think weve just confirmed the sentience of the universe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GA: okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GG: And the universe has a s-ck sense of humor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GA: my land is a beach with a foresty thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GA: and uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GG: go on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GA: hot ladies and foxes covered in oil

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GG: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GG: that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GG: -s very -nteresting

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GG: um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GA: obviously a trap though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:58] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:58] GG: at least your traps are obv-ous

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:58] GA: its like a movie in which the character sees his dream but it's a trap

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:58] GA: also my dream was more sciency but idk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:58] GG: - thought we weren't gonna talk about mov0es anymore!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:58] GA: well it doesnt have to be a movie

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:59] GA: just any shitty medium which could have a plot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:59] GG: yeah but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:59] GG: trope transfer -s just as weird  <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">as all th-s other stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:59] GA: whats your land like?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:59] GG: well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:00] GG: Ok, - can't bel-eve -'m asking this, but at th-s po-nt, why not...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:00] GG: Do you guys have a v-deogame called Skyr-m?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:00] GA: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:00] GA: its p good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:00] GA: but they dropped the better magic and armor systems from the previous games

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GA: also no more unarmed :/

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GG: Jegus th-s -s gett-ng we-rd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GG: But anyways

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GG: -t's k-nda l-ke that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GG: All these ru-ns and tundra and fjords and stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GG: But -t's...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GG: Barren.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GG: there are bones everywhere.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GA: yeah thats kinda how it is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GA: also; aliens have bones

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GG: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GA: ill take note of that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GG: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GG: *narrows eyes*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:03] GG: But yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:03] GG: - k-nda havent gone farther than 50 feet from my house

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:03] GA: ive barely gone onto my yard

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:03] GG: yeah - wanna go out and explore

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:03] GG: but my computer -s -n here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GG: and - cant take that w-th me / ;c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GG: *s-gh*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GA: why cant you take it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GG: -t's a desktop!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GA: dont you have phones?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:05] GG: - dont

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:05] GG: Because -'m only away from my computer to hunt!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:05] GA: advanced aliens

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:06] GA: spacefaring

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:06] GG: - have very few fr-ends, so constant contact has never really been -mportant to me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:06] GA: no phones in constant use?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:06] GA: i check my email like every few minutes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:06] GG: Well, not for me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:06] GG: -'ve never really had much of a l-fe outside of my comp and my hunt-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GA: why not?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GG: First of all, I l-ve

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GG: l-ved

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GG: -n the m-ddle of nowhere

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GG: also,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GG: well, th-s -s k-nda embarass-ng, and - really shouldn't tell you, but...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GA: i probably wont even understand

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GG: but -'m a male jadeblood

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GA: aaand i dont understand

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GG: The only one -n ex-stence

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GA: why

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GG: Jade bloods are almost -nvar-ably female

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GA: wait you have green blood?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GG: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GA: omfg lucky

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GG: why do you th-nk my text -s green?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GA: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GA: because you like green?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GA: thats why mines green

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GG: oh, r-ght, humans...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GG: ok, look

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GG: story t-me aga-n.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GA: okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GG: so no -nterrupt-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GA: k

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GG: Our society -s organ-zed by blood color

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GG: - know humans only have bright red, but we have the a whole range. The hemospectrum.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:11] GG: -n order, -t goes; burgundy, bronze, yellow, ol-ve, jade, teal, cerulean, -nd-go, purple, v-olet, and at the top -s fusch-a

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] GG: (only seadwellers have v-olet and fusch-a blood)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GG: The main thing the hemospectrum affects is l-fespan

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GG: The h-gher up you are, the longer you l-ve

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GG: for example, a burgundyblood may l-ve 50 sweeps -f they're lucky, whereas Her -mper-ous Condescens-on (our fusch-ablooded ruler) has l-ved for hundreds of sweeps and w-ll prob keep on go-ng for hundreds more

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GG: - am a jadeblood

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: Also, to answer your earl-er question, - type -n th-s color because -t -s my blood color.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: That -s called hemotyp-ng.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: Ok, a few th-ngs about jadebloods-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: Jadebloods are a fa-rly rare caste.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: We are normally tasked w-th car-ng for grubs, wh-ch -s why all jadebloods are female.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: Jadebloods are, for reasons - don't qu-te understand, res-stant to the burn-ng rays of the altern-an sun.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:24] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: And there's one other -mportant thing, but -t's rather embarras-ng...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:24] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: When Jadebloods are k-lled, they qu-te often become ra-nbow dr-nkers.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: Ra-nbow dr-nkers, well, they dr-nk blood.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: -t's the only th-ng that can keep them al-ve.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,106);">GG: And they k-nda glow -n the dark.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] GG: The jade bloods are, as - said, almost -nvar-ably female

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] GG: - believe - am the only male jadeblood who has ever existed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GG: And -t may just get me culled.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GA: wow okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GA: culled means killed, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GG: Yup

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GG: any -mperfections that may threaten the gene pool are removed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GG: And the smallest th-ng can be construed as an -mperfect-on.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GA: sounds horrible

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GA: too bad your entire planet will asplode from meteors

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GG: Yeah...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GG: - kinda m-ss my lusus

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GG: hey wa-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: oh no, what happened to your lusus?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GG: D-d anyth-ng happen to your human-lusus?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GG: because m-ne was

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GG: well, he was mudered

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: by who?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GG: - don't know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GG: An adult

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: oh no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: my lusus is fine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GG: I saw h-m murder my lusus, then he had -t dragged up to a battle cru-ser

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GA: wow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GG: Then -t started to pull h-m up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GA: wait i have a question about the killer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GG: what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GA: hold on lemme get it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GA: does he look kinda like elton john

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GG: ...no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GA: oh okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: - d-dnt see h-s face, but -'ll assume -t wasnt troll elton john

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GA: because if he did, he'd probably be jack

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: Who -s Jack?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: And where do - find him?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GA: and i was wondering if jack is evil, or just kinda sorta evil

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GA: he's idk a guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: Can - f-n-sh my story?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GA: he said i was cool so i dont want to kill him but my friends want me to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GA: sure thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GG: Ok, so - saw th-s guy be-n hauled up to h-s battlecru-ser and leapt to catch h-m.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GG: He shot my sword outta my hand, and then he put a meathook through my eye.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GA: ouch

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GG: That was just before - entered, too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GG: -'m going to assume those two events are connected.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GA: are you okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GG: Yeah, -t's just an eye.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GG: - have two

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GA: wow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GA: i think thats the most badass thing anyone has ever said to me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GG: And bes-des, now - have my scarf wrapped around my head and k-nda look l-ke kakash-!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GG: He's a character from a troll an-me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GG: He's cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GA: you have troll naruto?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GG: yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GA: i never watched naruto :/

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GG: oh jegus

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GG: this whole culture thing -s so we-rd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GA: i wonder if the plots are the same?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GG: - dunno

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GA: okay um, do you have troll attack on titan?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GG: Ooooohmygod yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GG: -t's so good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GA: yeah okay so have you watched the first 25 episodes?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GG: not yet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GG: -'m on the 7th - th-nk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GA: what happened last?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GG: got a lot of shows -n the f-re r-ght now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GA: but we gotta analyze it and find out the differences

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GA: actually thats a retarded idea, we can do that later

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GA: assuming we both survive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GG: but the last thing - remember happening -s Erehnn Jaeger turning into a t-tan for the big plan and then attacking M-kasa

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GA: wait what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GA: thats exactly the same!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GA: except the name

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GG: oh jegus

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GA: it's eren jaeger for us

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GG: troll names are always s-x letters per name

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GA: human names can be whatever letters

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GA: but 4 letter names are the most common

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GG: huh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GG: that's weird

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GG: but anyways... Do you guys have fullmetal alchemist?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GA: never seen it though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GG: hrm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GA: i want to but im always doing things more important

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GA: like strifing or sciencing or watching tv shows still going on today

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GG: yeah, -'ve never really known that feel-ng unt-l just recently

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GG: th-s game has given me much less free t-me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GA: not just the game, though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GA: just life in general is very time consuming

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GG: -t never was for me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GG: - just had my computer and my hunting

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GG: that and sleep-ng were my day

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GA: sounds pretty awesome

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GG: - guess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GA: dont you get bored?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GG: at times

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GG: that's when - uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: practice in my training room

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: yknow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GA: oh my god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: practice my sweet moves

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: like with a sword

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GA: :I

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GA: ill make another note in my notebook

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GA: 'trolls... have... swords... tooooo...'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: yeah, -t's a little weird...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GG: also, ohmygodd-d-reallyjusttellyouthatjegus

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GA: hmm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GG: congratulat-ons, you are now one of three people who know about my tra-n-ng room

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GG: feel free to laugh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GA: are we talking about the same thing here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GA: you are talking about metal swishy blades, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GG: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GA: what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GG: that - use to attack pract-ce dumm-es

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GG: and jump around like an -d-ot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GG: try-n to look cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GG: oh gog, th-s -s embarras-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GA: wait youre talking about this right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GA: http://tinyurl.com/lklkqox

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GA: because i think something may be getting garbled in translation here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GG: yes as far as - know that -s a sword

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GA: new note

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GG: what got garbled

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GA: 'trolls... do not... have *those* kinds... of swords...'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GG: um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GG: well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GG: actually nvm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GA: 'they only have the fighty slicy ones'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GG: um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GG: yes, let's go with that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GA: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GA: okay now im confused

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GA: do trolls have dicks or not?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GG: MOV-NG ON

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GA: scratch those two notes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GA: scratch them like a record player

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GA: all two of them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GG: yes let's do that please

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GG: anyways

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GA: two dj sessions

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GA: getting scratched into new melodies

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GA: like the old ones but with similarities

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GA: do do dodododo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GG: say, do humans have the movie "-n wh-ch s-x extraord-nary -nd-v-duals, all of wh-ch were -ntroduced -n separate f-lms, thwart an al-en warlord's plans for -nvas-on and learn the value of teamwork and th-s troll d-sease called "fr-endsh-p": 5 f-ght scenes, a mass-ve battle against descend-ng al-en forces, and develop-ng flushed and pale relat-onsh-ps between major characters are conta-ned w-th-n."?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] GA: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] GA: sounds like avengers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] GA: putting a 20 on avengers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] GG: That what they call themselves -n the mov-e, so - guess so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:53] GG: wait so for you the t-tle -s just "avengers"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GA: 'the avengers'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GG: wow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GG: that -s so...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GG: un-nformat-ve

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GA: with tony stark, the hulk, captain america, and whoever else idk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GA: thor too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GA: catwoman? and archerybatman?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GG: scarlet w-dow and hawkeye, you mean?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:55] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:55] GG: they're my favor-te

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:55] GA: i dont really read the comics

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:55] GA: theyre cool, yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:55] GG: because they k-ck ass without needing powers or anyth-n l-ke that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GG: the th-ng about the t-tle -s, throlls k-nda have thousands of sweeps of f-lm h-story, so we k-nda ran out of names

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GA: lol

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GA: if you have thousands of years of history how have desktop computers not been compacted?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GG: that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GG: -s an excellent quest-on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GG: luck-ly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GG: - have an excellent answer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:57] GG: because even though -t's the same s-ze as your's my computer -s way better because everyth-ngs so compacted

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] GA: :/

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] GG: so yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] GG: - actually dont have an explanat-on for that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GA: does anybody know why anything happens

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GA: even remotely

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GG: - sure don't!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GG: - just wanna help people.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GA: good intentions dont get you anywhere

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GG: But - guess now theres not really many more people to help anymore

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GA: i think someone on my team may die because of me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GG: what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GG: what happened?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GA: jack, the guy, he asked me who i thought would die first

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GG: Oh no.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GA: so i said the guy who let jack in to the game as a joke

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GG: You th-nk he may act on your pred-ct-on?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GA: and jack said now he's going to die first

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:01] GG: oh my

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:01] GG: that -s not good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:01] GG: - wish - could do someth-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:01] GA: if he blames me, can i use 'well you let him into our session'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:01] GA: or would he be pissed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:01] GA: i barely know the guy, which makes this worse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GG: ugh, - HATE not be-ng able to help people!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GG: - really w-sh -t was poss-ble to save everyone...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GA: time travel saves everyone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GA: the ultimate deus ex machina is some douche with a time machine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GG: - don't th-nk -t does!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GG: you know that try-ng to change the past would result -n a paradox, r-ght?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GA: pff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GA: ive made graphs for this shit because its hard to mentally internalize

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GG: ugh my head already hurts...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GA: ill have you know, stable loops are a thing which probably don't cause paradoxes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GA: and doctor who ignores all rules

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GG: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GG: you guys have doctor who?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GA: havent we established that we have like all of the same shows

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GG: th-s -s honestly beg-nn-ng to d-stress me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GA: we'd better find out the reason for this or im going to flip

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GG: -'m m-ght just fly off the handle.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GA: do an acrobatic fucking pirroutte right away from it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GA: go to the doorknob instead

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GG: gonna w-n a medal for that sh-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:07] GG: ok, th-s has been fun, but - really need some sleep. - haven't slept s-nce - got here.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:07] GA: me neither

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:07] GA: cya, jossik

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:08] GG: Goodbye, do-r

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:08] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] gave up trolling galactoidArrival [GA] at 20:08 --