Jossik Katarn

Your name is JOSSIK KATARN. You are 8 solar sweeps old, and you have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a great love of VIDEO GAME and MOVIES, specifically of the SCI-FI and HEROIC FANTASY genres. You like to indulge in HIGHLY SELF-INDULGENT ESCAPIST FANTASIES, because you HAVE NO FRIENDS. Your lack of friends is due to the fact that you live in bumfuck, middle of nowhere tundra. Basically, troll Siberia. You lusus has never been particularly helpful or caring, so you are mostly fending for yourself. You are highly devoted to some self-invented "Heroic Ideal". You have no real combat experience, and most of your training comes from videogames, movies, and hunting wild tuskbeasts with a sword for food. You dream of filling all you quadrants with the MOST HEROIC POSSIBILITIES (a red-hot action partner, a wise councilor, a fierce rival, a badass partner-in-heroics). However, you loneliness, combined with the pressure of the imperial drones, has left you REALLY DESPERATE. You spend your time studying the ways of ancient troll heroes so you can learn to BE THE HERO IN ANY HEROIC SITUATION. You hate BULLIES because you believe exercising your powers on those weaker than you is not a true test of a heroes abilities, and therefore one who does so is no hero. You also hate clowns, because seriously, FUCK CLOWNS. You are normally quite slow to trust, but you will jump at the chance to have AN ADVENTURE. Your strife specibus is swordkind, as the sword is the weapon of a true hero. Your Pesterchum handle is solitarySentinel.