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[03:06] -- gregariousTroubadour [GT] began trolling carewornAstro1ogist [CA] at 03:06 --

[03:06] GT: ~ʃeriad. Yov are not allowed to ʃay a ʃingle condeʃcending goddamn comment, thiʃ iʃ ʃeriovʃ bvʃineʃʃ.~

[03:06] GT: ~Kikate and hiʃ moirail are dead.~

[03:06] GT: ~And Libby iʃ gone.~

[03:06] CA: Heeey babe

[03:06] CA: wait what?

[03:07] GT: ~Permanently dead, I ʃhovld amend.~

[03:07] CA: w... what?

[03:08] GT: ~A horrible monʃter vnlike anything I've ever ʃeen before killed them both aʃ they were trying to trade Libby to Jack for ʃtimʃ.~

[03:08] CA: But... why? I doon't...

[03:09] GT: ~Becavʃe apparently I waʃn't aʃ good of a mateʃprit aʃ I thovght I waʃ, and he waʃ ʃtill addicted to the damn thingʃ.~

[03:09] CA: WHAT IS THIS?

[03:09] GT: ~Thiʃ iʃ the trvth. Yov want proof, I think there'ʃ ʃtill blood on my trident.~

[03:11] CA: Is this soome elaboorate bullshit prank? I-It isn't even April yet...

[03:12] GT: ~It iʃ not a goddamn prank. Yov think I wovld bvllʃhit thiʃ jvʃt to get a riʃe ovt of yov?~

[03:12] GT: ~I'm not THAT petty.~

[03:12] CA: HA HA HA

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:12] CA: YEAH

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:12] CA: YOU GOT ME

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:12] CA: GOOD OL KISMESIS

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:12] CA: FUNNY AS SHIT

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:13] CA: UH-HUH

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:13] GT: ~THEY'RE FVCKING DEAD, ʃERIAD~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:13] GT: ~THEY ARE FVCKING DEAD AND I WAʃ NOT ABLE TO ʃTOP IT FROM HAPPENING HOW DO YOV THINK THAT MAKEʃ ME FEEL HVH~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:13] CA: OH MAN

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:13] CA: COMEDY GOLD

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:13] CA: YEP

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:13] CA: HAHAHAHA

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:13] CA: SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:13] GT: ~JVʃT ʃHVT VP FOR GODʃ ʃAKE~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:14] GT: ~I am RIGHT THERE IN THE LIBRARY which yov wovld ʃee if yov weren't ʃo fvcking pan-rotted.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:15] GT: ~Kikate iʃ lying, headleʃʃ, on the floor with trident markʃ throvgh hiʃ abdomen, next to hiʃ moirail, whoʃe throat haʃ been ripped ovt, in a cave ʃomewhere.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:15] GT: ~I covld probably find my way back, bvt. Monʃter.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:15] CA: Noo...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:15] CA: Noo, that's dumb. ha ha. noope. Is Meoouet in oon it toooo?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:16] GT: ~No, I think ʃhe'ʃ ʃtill aʃleep. I ʃhovld try and track her down, find ovt where the hell ʃhe waʃ when thiʃ went down.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:17] GT: ~Her and Baliʃh too, they're both dream-miʃʃing, actvally.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:17] CA: W-When... When are yoou cooming back...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:18] GT: ~When I feel vp to it. I jvʃt. Need ʃome time to recover from thiʃ.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:19] CA: They can't be dead... Noo... They... They aren't...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:19] GT: ~They are. I'm ʃorry, bvt thiʃ iʃ pretty damn vndeniable, ʃeeing aʃ I waʃ there when it happened.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:22] CA: Noo...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:23] GT: ~Wovld yov like for me to collect blood ʃampleʃ to prove it? Perhapʃ ʃnap a few picʃ of Kikate'ʃ mvtilated ʃtvmp?~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:23] CA: Where's the cave?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:24] GT: ~DON'T GO ʃHE'LL KILL YOV DON'T GO I HATE YOV BVT DON'T~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:26] CA: I-If I kiss them they'll coome back...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:27] CA: Right?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:27] GT: ~I...It might work, I don't know. I'm not an expert on the whole 'kiʃʃ' thing.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:28] GT: ~Jvʃt...PLEAʃE don't go ovt there alone, ok? Don't be the aʃʃhole who dieʃ firʃt in the horror movieʃ.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:30] CA: Everyoone knoows the first too die is ALWAYS the Broonze bloooods die first...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:31] GT: ~Goʃh, don't know any bronzebloodʃ, do we? I thovght yov 'pity-hated' him, what happened to that?~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:32] CA: He DID die first... soort oof... And, that's a thing oof the past.... Doone with...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:32] CA: Did he die?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:32] CA: Is he dead toooo?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:32] GT: ~Not that I know of?~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:34] CA: I... need a mooment...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:34] GT: ~...All right. Take yovr time, it'ʃ...it'ʃ hard, I know.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:37] CA: Is... Is that all....

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:38] GT: ~Yeah. Yeah, that'ʃ all.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:39] CA: I'm... gooing too goo...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:39] CA: bye...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:39] GT: ~All right, vh. Bye.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[03:40] -- carewornAstro1ogist [CA] gave up trolling gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 03:40 --