041714-Beau-Ryspor

 -- chessAficionado [CA] began pestering gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 20:58 --

 [08:58] CA: Hello ryspor?...

 [08:58] GT: ~Yeʃ, what do yov want.~

 [08:58] CA: Well, I have a serious question to ask...

 [08:59] CA: do you feel a burning sensation in the lower area of your body?...

 [08:59] CA: An intense heat on your tail?...

 [08:59] CA: Because I believe you are a liar liar with their pantaloons aflame...

 [08:59] GT: ~Oh, for goodneʃʃ' ʃAKE, Beav. I thovght we cleared thiʃ vp.~

 [09:00] CA: Oh we did?...

 [09:00] CA: It was hard to tell...

 [09:00] CA: with the giant black cloud you failed to mention...

 [09:01] GT: ~Oh, the Empreʃʃ' cloaking device?~

 [09:01] CA: oh hold on...

 [09:01] CA: [12:33] CA: and there are no details you are leaving out? You are not lying through omission?... [12:34] GT: ~None. I have told yov exactly what happened, from the moment we left the caʃtle to the preʃent day.~ [12:35] CA: Then I will hope you are telling the truth... [12:35] GT: ~I am.~...

 [09:01] CA: Liar Liar...

 [09:02] GT: ~Well, forgive me for leaving ovt ʃvch a key detail. Natvrally, the clovd waʃ a deadly aphrodiʃiac.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] CA: Oh it was Ryspor...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] GT: ~How covld I poʃʃibly have not noticed before? It all makeʃ ʃENʃE now.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] CA: It was the final puzzle piece...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] CA: Don't you get it?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] GT: ~No, I really don't.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] CA: Her ARMY was heading to your location...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] CA: and only disappeared when you accepted the invitation...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] CA: That is not suspicous?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GT: ~Well, natvrally ʃhe waʃ prepared for the worʃt option. It'ʃ only ʃenʃible.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GT: ~I even recall ʃaying we had better accept ʃo aʃ not to draw hoʃtility.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] CA: You idiot! Since you accepted, she knew she could curse ou instead of killing you!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] GT: ~I am NOT vnder any ʃort of CVRʃE!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] GT: ~The only 'cvrʃe' I am vnder iʃ theʃe CONʃTANT, BAʃELEʃʃ ACCVʃATIONʃ againʃt Her Majeʃty!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] CA: I believe I have more evidence than you have of her love for you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GT: ~Well, of covrʃe ʃhe doeʃn't love me YET. I need to take a ʃlow approach. Doir ʃaid empreʃʃeʃ reqvired a more ʃvbtle tack.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GT: ~...I don't know what I'll do if ʃhe ʃayʃ no, thovgh.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] CA: I know the answer...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] CA: you will get over your curse and get back on track...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] GT: ~THERE Iʃ NO DAMN CVRʃE, ALL RIGHT? ʃHE Iʃ THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, AND I *WILL* BE HERʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] CA: Oh in that case, tell me this...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] CA: hav you taken mental stress lately?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] CA: Perhaps gained a consequence?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] GT: ~I don't exactly ʃee how that'ʃ relevant here.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] CA: I wouldn't have wanted you to get hurt before your big confession...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GT: ~Yovr concern iʃ ʃo very flattering.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] CA: Well when you get the chance, be sure to tell me when you do check them...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GT: ~Perhapʃ I will, if only to ʃtop yovr inceʃʃant harping on the ʃvbject.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] GT: ~In fact, here, I'll do it now. Will that pleaʃe yov?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] CA: Sure...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GT: ~Now we can finally pvt thiʃ damn 'cvrʃe' nonʃenʃe to reʃt.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GT: ~...Goodneʃʃ, all my ʃlotʃ are filled. When did that happen?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] CA: When you were cursed...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GT: ~Kindly ʃhvt vp and allow me to read theʃe, hmm?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] CA: Mhm...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GT: ~All right, I'm 'Jvmpy', for ʃtarterʃ. That...wovld explain qvite a lot, actvally.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] CA: mhmmm'...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] GT: ~I'm alʃo...'Deʃperate to Pleaʃe'. That'ʃ...trovbling, bvt it proveʃ. Nothing.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] CA: It proves a lot...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] GT: ~NOTHING.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] GT: ~All right, the laʃt conʃeqvence iʃ~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] CA: it is?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] GT: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] CA: it isssssss?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] GT: no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] CA: it issssssssssssssssssssssssss?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] GT: YOU PUT IT THERE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] GT: YOU PUT IT THERE IDONT KNOW HOW BUT YOU PUT IT THERE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] CA: oh I did?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:20] GT: THIS IS *YOU*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:20] CA: Tell me how and when I gained the ability to edit your sheet from a different planet...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:20] GT: YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:20] GT: YOU GOT DOIR TO DO IT HE HACKS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:20] GT: HE HACKS YOU GOT DOIR

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:20] CA: Dori couldn't hack his way out of a wet paper bag...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:20] GT: HE DID

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:21] GT: HE DID HE MADE A TRON BIKE AND PIXELLATED A HAMMER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:21] CA: In fact, if he tried, he'd probably turn the wet paper bag into a metal cage...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:22] CA: so tell me ryspor...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:22] CA: what is this last consequence?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:22] CA: I'm dying to know...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:22] CA: I've been *cursed* by this curiosity...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:22] CA: You have *bewitched* me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:22] GT: SHUT THE FUCK UP

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:23] GT: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT TRUE IM NOT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:23] GT: I AM BUT IM NOT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:23] CA: Oh?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:23] CA: So you admit it?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:23] GT: IT SHOUDNT BE A CONSE QUENNCE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:24] CA: Tell me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:24] CA: what shouldn't be?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:24] GT: ITS NOT A CONSEQUENDE I LOV HER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:24] CA: What's the consequence ryspor?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:24] GT: IM NOT 'HOPELEDS LY STRACTED TO THE 'SEAAAAAAAAWITCH'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:24] GT: '

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:24] CA: oh?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:24] CA: Oh my oh my oh my...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:24] GT: NO I

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:24] GT: i am but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] CA: to quote a sea witch...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] GT: sHES NOT A WITHC

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] CA: "You poor unfortunate soul"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] GT: NOTA WTICH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] CA: "In pain, in need"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] GT: HUT UP JSUTU UP

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] CA: "This one won't believe he's cursed"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] GT: NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO ONO ON ONO NO NON ON

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] CA: "This one wants to believe it's true"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] GT: NO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:25] CA: "But will the feelings turn out true?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:26] CA: "NOT AT ALL"...

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:26] CA: Hmph, accept it as soon as possible buddy, you have to"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:26] -- gregariousTroubadour [GT] is offline! --