011314-Jospor

 -- gregariousTroubadour [GT] began pestering garrisonedGuardian [GG] at 02:00 --

[02:01] GT: ~Joʃʃik! Are yov all right? Doir ʃaid yov were alive, bvt I can't believe that Libby'ʃ attack left yov COMPLETELY vnharmed.~

[02:01] GG: RYSPOR THANK FUCK!.

[02:01] GG: ARE YOU OKAY?.

[02:01] GG: WHERE ARE YOU?.

[02:02] GT: ~I'm fine, calm down. I appear to be near a rather Gothic caʃtle. I'm ʃtill on LOWAD, thovgh.~

[02:02] GG: okay that's good.

[02:02] GG: we're bu-ld-ng a th-ng to come f-nd you.

[02:02] GG: -t's called a gaydar.

[02:02] GT: ~Ah yeʃ, that.~

[02:02] GT: ~Doir told me a little abovt itʃ fvnction.~

[02:03] GG: yeah -t sounds k-nda we-rd.

[02:03] GG: -t's very humany.

[02:03] GT: ~Indeed.~

[02:03] GT: ~Bvt, more importantly, how are yov? Are yov hvrt?~

[02:03] GG: -'m not really okay but that's not what's -mportant.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] GG: what's -mportant r-ght now -s f-nd-ng you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] GT: ~No, it iʃ very important.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] GG: you're more -mportant!.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] GT: ~Yov think I'm not worried ʃICK abovt yov too?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] GG: gah, -'m sorry.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] GT: ~It'ʃ fine, I ʃhovldn't have ʃnapped.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] GG: no, -'m sorry, - deserved -t.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GT: ~...We're doing it again.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GG: hehe yeah we are.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GG: -t's actually sort of comfort-ng, -n a way.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GT: ~Haha.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GG: -'m f-ne, - suppose.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] GG: phys-cally, at least.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] GT: ~...And mentally?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] GG: she...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] GG: - can hardly descr-be -t, ryspor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] GG: -t was l-ke th-s barrage of -nformat-on and then -t was gone and - just felt...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] GG: empty.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] GG: but talk-ng to you -s help-ng.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] GG: a lot.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] GT: ~Thank goodneʃʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] GT: ~I'm jvʃt glad yov're all ʃtill alive. I wovld have felt terrible if I waʃ the only ʃvrvivor.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] GG: oh gog that would have been terr-ble.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] GG: - wouldnt want that for you ) :c.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] GT: ~Thank goodneʃʃ Libby had the preʃence of mind to hold back, no?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] GG: yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] GG: - wanted to k-ll her, ryspor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] GG: - st-ll k-nda do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] GG: but now...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] GG: now -'m just terr-f-ed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] GT: ~...ʃhe loʃt her temper, Joʃʃik. It'ʃ ʃomething ʃhe haʃn't done in ageʃ, and even now it only really happened becavʃe ʃhe'ʃ been adapting Baliʃh.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] GG: ...adapt-ng?.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] GG: that sounds bad.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] GG: l-ke, really really bad.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] GT: ~Well, not exactly BAD, per ʃe. Jvʃt ʃort of a natvral fvnction of twink biology, really.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13] GG: ...-'m not sure -f - want to know anymore.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13] GT: ~When a twink conʃvmeʃ ʃomething that haʃ a genetic code, their code lookʃ it over and takeʃ the moʃt beneficial partʃ of it and applieʃ it to their own body.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13] GG: okay.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] GG: that sounds l-ke someth-ng from a sc-f- horror mov-e.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] GT: ~It'ʃ a ʃort of ʃped-vp evolvtion proceʃʃ, really.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] GG: fuck-ng tw-nks, man.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] GG: they're off-c-ally horror mv-e monsters now.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] GG: // *mov-e.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] GT: ~Vgh, Joʃʃik, they can't HELP IT! It'ʃ like aʃking vʃ to ʃtop having hornʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] GG: guh, - just.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] GG: they keep hurt-ng people.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] GG: all of them.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] GT: ~Libby feelʃ terrible abovt her actionʃ today, if it helpʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] GT: ~...Which it moʃt likely doeʃn't.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] GG: does she.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] GG: does she feel ad about sett-ng up my execut-on.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GT: ~Vm, well...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GT: ~ʃhe, ah, ʃhe iʃ ʃomewhat vnder the impreʃʃion that yov're, haha...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GG: she hates me, -'m guess-ng.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] GT: ~Not exactly the ʃharpeʃt cvtting tool in the opening-and-cloʃing containment vnit, if yov vnderʃtand my meaning.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] GG: oh okay.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] GG: well - already knew she th-nks -'m an -d-ot, and - can't exactly argue w-th her there.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:19] GT: ~Oh, Joʃʃik, yov're not an idiot. Yov jvʃt rvʃh into thingʃ ʃometimeʃ, that'ʃ all.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:19] GG: that -s l-ke chapter one of the -d-ot's handbook.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] GT: ~Well, yov mvʃt be a very ʃlow reader, then, haha, becavʃe yov don't ʃeem to have gotten anywhere near Chapter 2.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] GG: chapter 2 -s about -nsult-ng godl-ke be-ngs that can k-ll you w-th a s-ngle thuoght.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] GG: so -'ve bas-cally mastered that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] GT: ~...Chapter 3, then?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] GG: um, trust-ng people who have captured and tortured you before.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] GG: - can do th-s all day, love.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:23] GT: ~Wonderfvl. I expect yov're very provd of yovrʃelf for having ʃo many favltʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:23] GG: not really.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:23] GG: sorry, -'m just.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:24] GG: why does everyth-ng have to be so terr-ble, yknow?.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:26] GT: ~Not everything'ʃ terrible, Joʃʃik. We're all ʃtill alive, for one thing. I think yov ʃhovld attempt to make yovr laʃt dayʃ the beʃt yov can poʃʃibly make them. Be optimiʃtic! Carpe diem, to qvote a popvlar Troll Latin phraʃe!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:26] GG: meh, troll lat-n -s overrated.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] GG: but - see your po-nt.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] GG: - suppose not everyth-ng -s terr-ble.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] GG: - mean.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] GG: you're not terr-ble.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] GG: -n fact, youre the oppos-te of terr-ble.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] GT: ~Yov're not terrible either, yov know.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] GG: ...-'m k-nda terr-ble.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:28] GT: ~Well, yov're not-terrible enovgh for me, haha.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:28] GG: ehehe thank you <3.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:28] GT: ~<3~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GG: hey, you're -n l-bby's tower wh-le you sleep, r-ght?.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GT: ~Indeed I am, and ʃo iʃ Doir aʃ well, now!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:30] GG: oh do-r -s there.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:30] GG: g-ve h-m a h-gh f-ve for me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:30] GT: ~Haha, he ʃayʃ hello.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:31] GG: cool.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:31] GG: hey, when you get a chance, tell l-bby -'m sorry for be-ng an -d-ot.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:31] GT: ~I will, don't worry.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:31] GG: and that when - was talk-ng about k-ll-ng her - was just be-ng melodramat-c.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] GT: ~...I'm not convinced it waʃ, bvt all right.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] GG: hrm, thanks for the vote of conf-dence.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] GT: ~Merely ʃtating my opinion, nothing more. Perʃonally, I think yov're afraid of her retribvtion, which iʃ ʃilly, bvt I alʃo don't want yov to go after her, ʃo thiʃ iʃ an acceptable compromiʃe, I ʃvppoʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] GG: well - mean.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] GG: -t's pretty obv-ous that shes try-ng to be a good guy, unl-ke l-terally every other tw-nk.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] GG: so -'m a b-t more w-ll-ng to hear her out.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] GT: ~That'ʃ good.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:35] GG: but yeah, be-ng afra-d of her -s def-n-tely part of -t.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:36] GT: ~I can vnderʃtand that. ʃhe can be rather intimidating at timeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:36] GG: "at t-mes".

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:36] GG: l-ke, all of the t-mes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:36] GG: all of them.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:37] GT: ~ʃhe'ʃ really qvite vvlnerable in perʃon, yov know! I'd appreciate it if yov'd wait vntil yov have more information before jvmping to conclvʃionʃ - oh, no, I'm doing it again, aren't I?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:38] GG: do-ng what?.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:39] GT: ~Waxing pale for ʃomeone. At leaʃt I cavght myʃelf thiʃ time, I ʃvppoʃe. Then again, thiʃ waʃ a fairly mild caʃe, ʃo doeʃ that ʃhow improvement or not? Vgh.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:40] GG: well, you've always had a propens-ty for want-ng to help people.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:40] GG: -t's actually one of the th-ngs - love most about you ( :c.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:43] GT: ~Yeʃ, bvt I have a moirail now! I ʃhovldn't be paleflirting, accidental or not. It'ʃ alʃo worʃe in thiʃ caʃe, aʃ I'm, aha, fairly, fairly certain, from, vnnamed ʃovrceʃ, that ʃhe harborʃ pale feelingʃ for me, and I don't want to lead her on.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:43] GG: oh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:43] GG: - see.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:43] GG: that's certa-nly a tough s-tuat-on.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:44] GT: ~Agh, it really iʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] GG: oh, also, speak-ng of mo-ra-ls,.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] GG: -'m really worr-ed about k-kate.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:45] GG: after l-bby's attack, he just sort of collapsed -n on h-mself.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:46] GG: he took out h-s blade and cut h-mself, ryspor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:46] GT: ~That iʃ not good.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:46] GT: ~That iʃ, in fact, very, very bad.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:46] GG: yeah, - fuck-ng know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:46] GG: -'m scared for hm, ryspor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:46] GT: ~Have yov had a pile with him at all?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:46] GG: no, - haven't had a chance yet.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:46] GT: ~Yov NEED to have one with him aʃ ʃoon aʃ poʃʃible.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:47] GG: he has been talk-ng to kate, wh-ch - bel-eve has been help-ng.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:47] GG: -'ve bee gather-ng mater-als so - can make a good p-le, don't worry.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:47] GT: ~That'ʃ good. I alʃo ʃvggeʃt yov not leave him alone aʃ mvch aʃ poʃʃible. Thiʃ iʃ a delicate ʃitvation, and there'ʃ no telling what he might do.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:48] GG: yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:48] GG: there are certa-nly th-ngs - need to mo-ra-lchat w-th h-m about.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] GT: ~I do hope thingʃ work ovt well for yov with thiʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] GG: yeah, me too.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] GG: so, what are you wear-ng?.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] GT: ~My ʃharp ʃvit, why?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] GG: mmm -nterest-ng.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] GT: ~Yeʃ, my Proʃpitian garb doeʃ not appear to have carried over. I wonder if that meanʃ thiʃ iʃn't my original dreamʃelf?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] GG: huh - don't know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] GG: maybe -t's just your soul?.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:53] GT: ~It'ʃ poʃʃible.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:53] GG: and maybe that sexy su-t of yours -s l-ke your soul clothes or someth-ng.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:55] GG: - myself am wear-ng my outlaws outf-t.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] GT: ~Oh yeʃ, with yovr highly cinematic dvʃter, haha.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] GG: mm -ndeed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] GG: now -f you were here, what would you do?.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] GT: ~Vm, I...ʃvppoʃe I'd embrace yov happily and moʃt likely mvmble incoherently abovt how good it iʃ to be back, honeʃtly. Again, what exactly iʃ the pvrpoʃe of thiʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] GG: perhaps you would... k-ss me?.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] GT: ~Haha, yeʃ, now that I think abovt it, I jvʃt might. 3=:3~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] GG: and then you m-ght move on to take off my jacket?.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] GT: ~Yovr...jacket? I, vm, all right?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] GG: and then - would take off your jacket.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] GT: ~Yov, haha, yov wovld, wovld yov?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] GG: oh yes, - would.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] GG: and then, - would slowly take off your t-e.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] GG: and beg-n unbutton-ng you sh-rt.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] GT: ~Thiʃ iʃ beginning to ʃovnd a, a lot like - oh~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] GT: ~Oh~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] GT: ~Vm~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] GT: ~Goodneʃʃ~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] GG: oh, uh, sh-t,.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] GG: - d-dnt mean to make you uncomfortable.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] GT: ~No, no, it'ʃ, vm, it'ʃ jvʃt, I waʃ taken by, by ʃvrpriʃe, that'ʃ all, haha.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] GG: oh, uh, okay.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] GT: ~I, I mean, we've already...well.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] GG: well, uh, yeah, hehe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] GG: should - stop?.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] GT: ~No! No, vm, it...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] GT: ~It waʃ jvʃt getting good, haha.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] GG: well then.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] GG: let's cont-nue (c.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] GT: ~Indeed.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[we didn't rp past this point for, uh, obvious reasons]