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 -- galactoidArrival [GA] began pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 03:46 --

 [03:46] GA: hey

 [03:46] GA: i think auras doing some dumb shit

 [03:48] CA: hmm?...

 [03:48] GA: she was talking to jack and now she wants my presents

 [03:48] GA: and apparently she's trying to find his motives or something

 [03:48] CA: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?!?!...

 [03:49] CA: Curse her inquisitive nature...

 [03:49] GA: i was like, thiiiiis *hands really close together* close to losing my cool and yelling at her

 [03:49] CA: Hmm, I will ask her about it...

 [03:49] CA: Anything else?...

 [03:50] GA: what if shes working with jack

 [03:50] GA: dont let her know you know

 [03:50] CA: Ok I highly doubt that...

 [03:50] CA: Aura is simply the type to ask a lot of questions...

 [03:50] GA: but jack wants my presents, she wants my presents

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:50] CA: And she definitly understands how dangerous he is...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:51] CA: Ok?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:51] GA: >:B

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:51] GA: sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:51] CA: I also want those presents...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:51] GA: yeah but were you speaking to jack about the presents

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:52] GA: do you want my severed head and two photos

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:52] CA: No I want to return them before you die AGAIN...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:52] CA: He has proven to be able to murder you easily...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:52] GA: but what if these presents are important

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:53] GA: what if he wants them for a super important reason

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:53] CA: I doubt there's anything important about 2 pictures and a head...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:53] CA: what about that book?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:53] CA: There was a book...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:53] GA: uhh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:54] GA: what book? im fairly certain there never has been, nor ever will be, a book in this box

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:54] GA: my hair takes up far too much space for there to be a book too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:55] CA: Doir *Dissaprovint stare*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:55] CA: was there a book?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:55] GA: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:55] GA: deeeefinitely no book here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:55] GA: wonk wonk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:55] GA: no books at all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:55] CA: I don't appreciate a liar Doir...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:55] GA: im not lying

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:55] CA: Keep your wonks away I am taken...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:56] CA: Oh my Doir!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:56] GA: heheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:56] GA: oh my doir, what was that?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:56] CA: Have your Trousers spontaneously combusted!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:56] GA: im not wearing trousers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:56] GA: im wearing pajama pants

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:56] CA: Because I nelieve you are a liar liar pants on fire...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:57] GA: hehe i wonder if jack knows because he most likely can read our conversations

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:57] GA: but i am SURE there was no book

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:57] GA: only deadhead and pictures

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:58] CA: What about that book you put in your sheet?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:58] GA: sSHHSHSH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:58] GA: i did no such thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:58] GA: that was an illusion

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:59] CA: *suspicous eyebrow raise*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:59] GA: yeah yknow i had some books in my room on dorse and i pretended to find one in the box to make it look like i had received some sweet loot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:00] CA: Doooiir...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:00] CA: Did you a stupid?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:00] GA: is that a serious question

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:00] CA: who knoooows...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:01] GA: i may have done something stupid but i also may have not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:02] GA: and define stupid b/c anything i may have done with any hypothetical books was not stupid in my eyes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:02] CA: schrodingers dumbass...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:02] CA: Well you took a book...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:02] CA: from a box...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:02] GA: SHHH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:03] GA: shhhhhhh that never happened

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:03] CA: siiigh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:03] GA: did christmas even happen? or was that all just a dream

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:03] GA: im fairly certain this whole thing is just a fakey fakey fake and i did nothing bad with any books

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:03] GA: in fact, books arent even real!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:04] CA: Doir just give me the damn present so I can try to fix this...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:04] GA: its too late

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:05] GA: i mean, not too late

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:05] GA: because nothing irreparable happened with those presents and me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:05] CA: hmm?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:05] GA: shhhhh only dreams now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:06] CA: *stares of dissapointment*...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:07] CA: It was nice knowing you Doir...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:07] GA: avenge meeee

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:07] CA: no...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:08] GA: maybe if jack never comes near any of us ever again ill give it back

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:08] GA: whats left of it, anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:08] CA: a hefty bargain...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:12] GA: anyway, now that you are informed of these horrible happenings

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:12] GA: i will take my leave

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:12] GA: see ya later

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:13] GA: *alligator

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [04:13] CA: Bye...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 04:13 --