Balish Tlaloc Human Betrayal

[12:03] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] began trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 00:03 --

[12:03] GT: Purpledude

[12:03] CT: Hmm?

[12:03] GT: Blah blah you were right blah blah

[12:04] CT: About WHAT?

[12:04] GT: Null did enought gloating for the both of you xo don't xay a damn word

[12:04] CT: Wait, you are Tollac CORRECT?

[12:04] GT: No, not CORRECT

[12:04] GT: Tlaloc

[12:04] GT: Zapote

[12:04] GT: Not

[12:04] GT: That

[12:04] GT: Hard

[12:04] CT: RIGHT, our Brown Blood.

[12:05] CT: Oh, is this about the HUMAN?

[12:05] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] slams his desk with a closed fist --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:05] GT: Damn it how'd you know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:06] CT: Well, that is the only REASON we have yet SPOKEN. Another option could have been QUESTIONS about the game.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:06] CT: But it seems I was CORRECT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:06] GT: Xhe'x obviouxly a bit xhaken xince her entrance, becauxe xhe'x rambling incoherent crazy xhit about wanting to break up with me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:06] GT: Crazy, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] CT: PERHAPS not.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] CT: I purposed a temporary TRUCE with the humans, and that MAY be the reason.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] GT: WAIT WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] GT: WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] GT: I thought that may have been the reaxon for her xtrange behavior!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] GT: But no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] CT: If our SPECIES are no longer engaged in a rivalry, then your usage as an INFORMATION source would be inconsequential at best.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] GT: ...............

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] GT: That litl bitch

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] CT: She did so RIGHT AWAY?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] CT: Perhaps I gave her FAR too much credit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] CT: Well, at LEAST now you KNOW of the humans and their UNTRUSTWORTHINESS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] GT: I am going to find her and wreck her xo hard and cut off her rumble xpherex and take her money and keep them. That'x all I found intrexting in her anywayx.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] CT: Hm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] GT: I XWEAR TO THE GODX WHO AREN'T FUCKING REAL. HER HEART WILL BE MINE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] GT: Literally

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] GT: In my hand

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] CT: Please do so AFTER the truce has EXPIRED, if you would.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] GT: Pleaxe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] GT: Pleaxe make one exception

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] CT: Do not WORRY, this agreement will not last FOREVER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] GT: Juxt a hand? Can I juxt take her hand off?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] CT: Simply until I can eliminate one HEADACHE, then we can FOCUS on the downfall of the humans.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] GT: What ix thix headache you xpeak of

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] CT: Just an IDIOT, then we can kill off the REMAINING humans.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] GT: Ix thix idiot a troll?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] CT: It's DIFFICULT to EXPLAIN, honestly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] CT: But in a SENSE, I SUPPOSE yes, HE IS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] GT: I xtill have no fucking idea who you're talking about

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] GT: And xpeaking of headachex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] GT: I had thix really trippy cryptic axx vixion right before I entered

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] GT: But I'm fairly xure I waxn't high

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] CT: REALLY? Would these visions be a USUAL OCCURANCE otherwise?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:18] GT: Yex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:19] GT: But that'x not the point

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:19] CT: Are you SURE you were not INEBRIATED?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:20] GT: Thix one wax about xome planetx craxhing into each other, not hot girlx xtripping or xome wierd red blood joke

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:20] GT: It waxn't anything like what I uxually xee

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:20] CT: R-red BLOOD?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:20] CT: Er.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:20] CT: WHAT about the PLANETS?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] GT: It wax a yellow one on a erratic orbit on a collixion courxe with a purply xpiky planetoid on an eliptical orbit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] GT: That'x it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] CT: INTERESTING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] GT: What? Why ix that?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] CT: This MAY be tied to the game, THANK YOU for the information.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:23] CT: Since it DID occur during your ENTERANCE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:23] GT: ... Normally I would xay you're crazy but with all the xhit that'x happened xo far

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:24] GT: I don't want to be wrong again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] CT: Try not to take your rejection to HEART.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] CT: It was a simple, yet DESPERATE, power play.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] CT: With CONSEQUENCES more than the human will be able to HANDLE, it seems

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] GT: Dude, I will literally be loyal to you if you help me get her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] CT: In time. KEEP in mind this will be simply a FAVOR, not something garnering loyalty. We are TEAMMATES, after all.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] GT: Fine, whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] GT: By the way, what'x your land like>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] GT: like?*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] CT: Flat, so far as I can TELL.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] CT: And YOURS?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:31] GT: I haven't checked. I've yet to leave my hive, and my Xprite ix xcary ax xhit and he'x juxt xtanding near the doorway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:32] CT: Ah. UNFORTUNATE, it seems I should issue a MESSAGE telling servers to keep the prototyping RELATIVELY benign.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:33] GT: Well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:33] GT: He ix pretty cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:34] GT: Juxt nightmare fuel

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:34] GT: What'x your title? Did you axk your xprite yet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:34] CT: I was LUCKILY able to ressurect my lusus with my sprite.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:35] GT: Aw fuck man I wax juxt forgetting about Jaguardad dying and xhit :(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:35] CT: Oh, yours PASSED as well?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:36] CT: Try to take a MOMENTO or representation and INTRODUCING it to the sprite.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:36] CT: That is what I DID.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] GT: Wait, you can get your luxux back?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] GT: Like, rexxurect him?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] CT: That is what happened in MY CASE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] CT: Well, minus the ability to SPEAK.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:38] GT: Wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:38] GT: Xo it'x not the xame one?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:38] GT: Juxt a clone who lookx like it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:39] CT: KIND OF. It is my Lusus, in the FORM of the SPRITE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:40] GT: Doex it remember and recognixe you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:40] CT: It SEEMS to, but again, it CAN NOT SPEAK.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] GT: Xo what do I need to do?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] GT: I don't have any remainx of him :(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] CT: INTRODUCE the sprite to s representation of your LUSUS, anything will do, but PREFERABLY something with genetic material.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] GT: I can't believe I'm axking thix

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] GT: But will uh..... poop work?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] CT: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] CT: PROBABLY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] CT: I will not ASK why you have your lusus's FECES.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] GT: He waxn't toilet trained ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] CT: I, uh, SEE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] GT: ... yea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] GT: I have go try thix now OK

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] GT: Thankx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] gave up trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 00:47 --