072614ThiagoLily

-- transchronicAllegorator [TA] began pestering galliardTartarol0gist [GT] at 21:38 --

 TA: Greetings to you, the master of mystics!

 TA: It has been quite a while since we spoke.

 GT: Thiago, hey! It really has, hasn't it?

 GT: So polite as always. <3

 TA: Where have you been, you rapscallion, huh? 3=:]

 GT: I have been at a magical school in the English countryside for aspiring witches and wizards like myself.

 GT: It has been so utterly baller, you don't even know.

 GT: No Wifi, though.

 TA: I didn't know such a thing existed!/I'm sure there is much secrecy about. 3=;]

 GT: Indeed. In fact, I'm going to have to kill you for knowing too much now.

 TA: [Thiago shivers in his pirate boots.]

 GT: And also take your shivery pirate boots.

 TA: Please do not kill me, great magician! Please! 3=;]

 GT: Your pleas for help fall upon DEAF EARS.

 TA: Haha! You will have to fight me, you witch!/I am for you, foul temptress! En Garde!

 GT: *the supremely powerful witch draws her MAGIC WOK* Die, prancing pirate!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: [Thiago hopes the wok is not steaming.]

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: *That wok is so steaming.*

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: [Thiago surrenders and begs to live.]

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: I suppose I can keep you around to scrub my floors or something.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Thank you, grand magician. Thank you so much! [Thiago grovels perpetually.]

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Rise, my peon. I can't stand it when people grovel about.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: [Perpetualizing intensifies.]

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Why.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: 3=:]

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Oh, so. I have some news for you to hear.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: However, there is both good and bad news.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Yoiks.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Good news first, I'm thinking.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: I will politely decline and do bad. 3=:P/It makes more sense this way, truely so.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: You are the worst peon, Thiago.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: 3=:]

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: My father and I were attacked last week. / It resulted in me getting injured. / I'm badly disfigured, I'm afraid.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: D8

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: How badly is badly?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: I lost all four of my limbs. That badly.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Christ almighty.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Wait, how are you typing, then?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Because! That is also the good news, dude! 3=:D

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: I have robot arms and legs now, yippee!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Holy shit.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: That is so COOL.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: 3=:D

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: I wish I could show you them, it's so cool!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Well, if you win the sBASE lottery, you could! We could play together!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Yes! I really hope we get in to play! / On an unrelated note, your father...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: You only have one parent, is that right?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Yup! Just me and my doofus of a dad.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: I'd say he's pretty famous, don't you think?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Pshh. Yeah. I think it's kind of stupid being a 'famous hacker', though. That means you're bad at your job.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: [Thiago nods mysteriously.] Thanks!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Why're you asking?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: [Thiago giggles with great mirth, mischeif.] 3=;]

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Just another SCHEME don't you know, my dear!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Oh boy, another one.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: You've been a great friend for me for so long. / It would be a shame if we couldn't play. 3=:|

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: I hope you can play too. From what I've heard, the game is gonna be fucking kickass.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: I found some leaked concept art.... you're right!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Whoa, seriously? Link me!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> -- transchronicAllegorator [TA] links sketchofprospit.png --

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: That is a REALLY bright gold.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Could you imagine standing in that shit? / Talk about sensory overload, huh?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Well, if this is concept art, it'll probably look a lot different in the actual game. Maybe they'll have toned the color down a bit.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Perhaps, but I wouldn't count on it though.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: A girl can dream.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Do you have any info on where this is in-game?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: [Thiago shrugs the biggest shrug ever.] It looks a bit like a moon. See that thing? / That big blue ball in the sky, a Planet?"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Oh yeah, I can see that. You think it could be the planet and the blue thing could be the moon?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Actually, I think the opposite, here. / A moon would be much smaller from the view.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Mm, good point.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: When did they say the announcement will be?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Pretty soon, I think. I've been excited for DAYS.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: I'm sitting on the edge of my seat here!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Which is kind of hard with these robot legs.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Do you think you could help tune them up some? / Or maybe even... enchant them?! Hehe! 3=:}

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: I knew you were up to something.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: I'm always up to something! You know that. <3

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Tell you what, when you get the game, I'll act as your server player so that I can get to you more easily.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: What do you mean? Server player? Whats that?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: You know, server and client? I assume that's how the game's going to work. If it's not, we might have to make other plans.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Well, I don't know anything about that.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: I'm just speculating, honestly. The developers have been REALLY uptight about the game mechanics involved.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: They really have! It's quite the headache, yes?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Tell me about it. I could always get my dad to look into it, but he's been really recalcitrant lately and I'm trying to resist temptation.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Maybe he can find us the big ol' scoop!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Ehehe.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Of course, he might just get himself killed, though. / Or just get on the news again. Silly!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: I knowwwww. He's such a pain sometimes.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: He'll prove himself useful, I think. Someday! 3=:P

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Maybe as a meat shield.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: Perhaps. I have to go, I'll see you soon!

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> GT: Talk to you later, peon! 8P

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> TA: 3=:P

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> -- galliardTartarol0gist [GT] ceased pestering transchronicAllegorator [TA] at 23:22 --