041314RysporSeriadSHITPOST

[11:56] -- carewornAstro1ogist [CA] began trolling gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 23:56 --

[11:57] CA: The return oof Seriad... Swims in blah blah

[11:57] CA: "I'm back."

[11:58] GT: ~Ryʃpor nearly ʃhootʃ ovt of hiʃ chair, hvrriedly fvmbling with hiʃ phone.~

[11:59] CA: "I want too uh... talk with yoou!"

[11:59] GT: ~He rollʃ hiʃ eyeʃ. "Apology accepted. Now if yov'll excvʃe me, I'm getting marriage advice from Doir."~

[12:00] CA: "I'm soorry, what?"

[12:00] GT: ~"Marriage advice. It'ʃ a cvʃtom hvmanʃ do. It ʃovndʃ qvite qvaint, really. I wonder if the Empreʃʃ will like it..."~

[12:01] CA: "RIght. that's what I'm here aboout, yoou and yoour stupid PaperScreenQueen"

[12:02] GT: ~Ryʃpor frownʃ. "If yov're here to inʃvlt her again, I'll ʃave vʃ both the trovble and ʃkip to the part where yov tvrn arovnd and leave."~

[12:03] CA: "I... think yoou're using this as a foorm oof cooping with Joossik's death."

[12:04] GT: ~Ryʃpor'ʃ face goeʃ hard. "Yov've been talking to Beav."~

[12:06] CA: "Yes, I have. I think yoou're oonly interested in this 'wooman' because yoou aren't ready too accept the fact that Joossik is dead. Joossik woould be very disappoointed in yoour behavioour."

[12:07] GT: ~Ryʃpor growlʃ, and captchalogveʃ hiʃ phone. "Yov don't know ANYTHING abovt Joʃʃik. He wovld be HAPPY that I've moved on."~

[12:07] GT: ~"Beʃideʃ, Beav'ʃ wrong. Yov ʃhovldn't be liʃtening to her."~

[12:07] CA: "Joossik woould be angry with hoow quickly yoou've mooved oon. Joossik is proobably wishing yoou were there in dead space place with him, but here yoou are. Wanting too bang soome queen yoou haven't actually seen"

[12:08] GT: ~"Yov're WRONG. ʃhe iʃ BEAVTIFVL, I know it, and ʃTOP PVTTING WORDʃ IN HIʃ MOVTH."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:09] CA: "What doo yoou even see in her? Oh wait, NOTHING! Because yoou CAN'T see her!"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:10] GT: ~"I DON'T NEED TO ʃEE HER! I WOVLD LOVE HER EVEN IF ʃHE WERE THE MOʃT HIDEOVʃ CREATVRE ON LOLWAT!"~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:12] GT: ~"Oh wait, ʃhe can't be; that'ʃ YOV!"~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:12] CA: "Yoou're insane... Joossik dooesn't date crazies"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:13] CA: "Yoour standards ARE pretty loow thoough"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:14] GT: ~"Yov ʃhvt yovr whore movth," he hiʃʃeʃ.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:14] GT: ((i did the thing))

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:14] CA: "Implying I'm noot the fairest maiden oof this planet"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:14] GT: ~"I am indeed implying that, yeʃ."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:17] GT: ((oi))

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:18] CA: "Fuck this. Fuck yoou." She winks, "THis is dumb, I'm oout. Have fun with yoour Screen"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:19] GT: ~"I will have fvn with THE EMPREʃʃ, yeʃ. And if yov talk to Beav again, yov can tell her that ʃhe iʃ WRONG."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:21] CA: She swims ooff, mumbling stuff like, "Whoore? P-lease, he's a tootal ManWhoore..." oor "I'm... noot a whoore, I am a kind, respectable yooung trooll, and I doon't care what he thinks. maybe even, "Woow. What an idioot, that coonversatioon was a huge waste oof time..."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[12:24] -- carewornAstro1ogist [CA] changed their mood to ECSTATIC --