S: wHOA SHIT JACKS KILLIN EVERYONE AGH

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(1389) Dina (enter): 02:54 (1110) Kassine (enter): 02:54 (1309) Orion</a> (enter): 02:54 <font color='#ff8000'>(1385) Lazy Bear {J} </a> (enter): 02:54 <font color='#ff8000'>(774) Kitsune Sidhe (enter): 02:54 (0)  Server Administrator -> You have connected to an OpenRPG</a> server, version '1.8.0', named 'Unshaped'.<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML//EN"> <font color='#ff8000'>Moving to room 'WoH: CSI PROSPIT'.. <font color='#ff8000'>(1389) Dina (enter): 02:54 (0)  Server Administrator -> <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML//EN"> <font color='#ff8000'>(1388) gearworkTender (enter): 02:54 <font color='#ff8000'>(1390) Rilset (enter): 02:54 <font color='#ff8000'>(1390) Rilset (exit): 02:54 <font color='#ff8000'>(1390) Rilset (enter): 02:54 <font color='#ff8000'>(1391) Nate (enter): 02:55 <font color='#ff8000'>(1392) Ryspor (enter): 02:57 (1388) gearworkTender: <font color="#808000">Dina using your powers of justice and fairness, you fly to prospit from LoTaC....there is a sudden burst of pixelation over the planet as a plaza full of war monuments to the GREAT SKAIA CONFLICT appears. At it's center is a large pavilion that was built to shelter a stone spiral staircase from the elements... (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"this looks to be of interest! i will ask around here and find out where this crime scene is!" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina: Fly down to the pavilioni. (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>((am i allowed to be asleep for this or is it dina-exclusive)) (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>(( 'RYSPOR THE TROLL! COME WITH ME, WE MUST JUSTICE!' )) <font color='#ff8000'>(1393) CC [GM] (enter): 03:00 (1388) gearworkTender: <font color="#808000">Flying down to the pavillion the local carapacians flee, the pavillion has a large plaque embeded in the floor saying "In memory of Sir Harold, Most Valient of Heroes" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"harold! that is not herald, but... close enough, i suppose" <font color='#ff8000'>(1394) Nullar (enter): 03:01 (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Look around for any nearby CIVILIANS to ASK [4df+1] => [0,-1,0,-1,1] = (-1) (1388) gearworkTender: <font color="#808000">The civilians seem to be terrified of you for some reason...perhaps due to a perponderance of unpaid parking citations they think you are here to collect on (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"CIVILIANS! I AM DOIR- er, DINA, THE CHOSEN ARBITRIX, PAGE OF MIND, MOST RAD DUDEGIRL IN THIS SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE, TELL ME WHERE THE TOMB AT THE BASE OF THE FALLEN KNIGHT IS ALSO THANK YOU" <font color='#ff8000'>(1385) Lazy Bear {J} </a> (enter): 03:04 (1388) gearworkTender: <font color="#808000">One of the prospitians points gingerly at the pavillion and staircase, visably shaking. Surely she must be in awe of your judicial might. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"thank you, you are helping the propogation of justice, here have this as my thanks, you are a true friend" Dina then proceeds to plop a STURDY and CLEAN HAT he acquired earlier at a HAT STORE on the prospitian's head, and walks down the staircase. (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>((ok so i'm in)) (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">Then Ryspor you noticed the rippling distortion that occured when the plaza appeared as well. it's pretty fucking hard to miss (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor heads over to check out the disturbance. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Wait, back out and high five that prospitian too. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Can't forget the high fives, yo. (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">That prosptian has already fled the scene, obviously inspired to find injustice and adjudicate. (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">But you do notice a flying golden pajamaed creature flying overhead (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"you there, goldy pajama dude or dudette! you must help me justice!" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor looks down to see a girl in a very frilly suit of armor. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"yes, you! cmon, dont have all day, there are crimes to be solved, friend!" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"...Dina?" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"What on EARTH are you doing on Prospit?" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"solvin crimes, yo, who are you?" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"It's Ryspor." (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"oh, sup, ehehe, told you i was busy solving crimes" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"i flew out here like, a minute ago, wanna come explore a crime scene and find out how a harold died?" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor looks torn for a moment, before sighing and floating down to follow the magical girl. "I suppose someone has to keep you in line." (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"um 'scuse you but im the one keepin people in line here if youre at the scene of the crime youre a suspect too" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Doir grabs his hand and starts pulling him towards the staircase excitedly. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>*Dina (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>grrrr (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"Well, I can't exactly help being a Prospit dreamer, can Iiiiiiiiii?!" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"im a dorse dreamer but im here silly, you can do anything you put your mind to even solving crimes now lets go" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"G-give me a moment, I don't have the whole flying business quite mastered yet! You might slow down a tad!" (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">The staircase leads downward quite a distance...the walls of the stairwall are lined with shields and swords, bearing numerous heraldry you do not recognize. At the bottom of the staircase is a large brightly lit cavern grotto, decorated with murels depicting scenes of COURTLY ROMANCE. The room is lit with floating lanterns...a small boat seems to be used to reach the center of the grotto where lies a crumbling castle turret (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Attempt to captchalogue a sword and shield or five. (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor: Examine the murals more closely. (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">Dina has now picked up numerous DECORATIVE SWORDxSHIELDS (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Investigate [4df+1] => [-1,1,1,1,1] = (3) (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Attempt to captchalogue some magical floaty lights! (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">The Murels depict largely scenes of Doomed courtly romance between prospitians. It seems these murels were largely commisioned by her majesty the queen. (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">The magical floaty lights it turns out are called Fairy Lanterns, you manage to snag one (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"heheh ryspor look at all of this evidence im getting" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"Doesn't that hurt at all?" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"does what hurt" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"even if it did, im still the chosen freakin arbitrix, cant show pain, jeez" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"Hm." (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor decides to catch a fairy lantern as well. (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>He then heads down towards the boat. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina quickly stops him before the act. This is a "CRIME SCENE!" and is not "TO BE TAMPERED WITH OBVIOUSLY!" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"Oh, for goodness SAKE, Dina." (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor just flies over instead. (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Athletics: [4df+2] => [1,-1,0,0,2] = (2) (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina quickly and confidently strides to the boat and takes a seat. "get in, nerd" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"So only the arbitrix is allowed to tamper with the crime scene? I feel as if I've been done an injustice." (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">The turret's crumbling nature seems to be a deliberate aesthetic choice of the architect...a small hatch inside lies open, revealing a long trecherous looking staircase that burrows deep into the planets core. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>After giving a big HARRUMPH, Dina walks down the hatch asap because WHO COULD BE ALREADY THERE TAMPERING?! (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"I wonder if this leads all the way down?" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"hells yeah it probably does lets go" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor follows Dina down the stairs. (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"So this is your uniform, eh? It's very...medieval." (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"yeah isnt it totes rad" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>I can't help but notice you're wearing a chestplate designed for men, though. That can't be very comfortable." (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">(Roll investigate both of you) (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"it is i am a man shhh" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>[4df+2] => [-1,-1,-1,-1,2] = (-2) (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>[4df+1] => [1,-1,0,0,1] = (1) (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">After a long and uneventful decent, you find yourself at a massive wooden door, it is slightly ajar, Ryspor notes that the dust on the floor seems undisturbed here. (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"It doesn't look like there's been anyone in here for a while..." (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"make sure you fly so you dont tamper with the dust evidence" Doir quickly and quietly says, as he pushes open the door. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"we can be the best detectives 'cause we can fly" (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">Dina and Ryspor, it looks like someone has laid thick white tarp over every squar inch of this room, completely covering the crime scene. You see a large bed like tarp covered lump in the center of the room as well as a few other unidentifiable furniture items (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor goes over to uncover the bed. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Captchalogue the tarp! (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>If possible. It is a very big tarp. (1388) gearworkTender(GM): <font color="#808000">As ryspor goes to move the tarp, you hear a voice from the doorway to the room... (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">DONT_TOUCH_THAT_YOU_DONT_WANT_TO_DISTURB_THE_SCENE (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor definitely does not scream. (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Not even a little. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"bu- but, we have to see whats here for evidence!" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina pulls out a phone and starts takin pics asap. (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"Wh-who are you?" <font color='#008000'>** (1388) Jack <font color="#008000">stands in the doorway, dressed in his usual green circuit tail suit, a black umbrella in his hand. "BUT_THE_EVIDENCE_ISNT_WHERE_YOU_THINK" ** (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"that is a rad suit sir, but i believe all of this is evidence" <font color='#008000'>** (1388) Jack <font color="#008000">points towards the wall, where a Painting is covered by a tarp. "THAT_IS_THE_MOST_IMPORTNANT_BIT" ** (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"do you even have a permit to be here" (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">"REMEMBER_I_THE_JUDGE_I_GRANTED_MYSELF_A_PERMIT" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"oh, hi jack, this is my best detective bud ryspor. ryspor, this is jack, he's the new judge, im the jury" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"you can be the temporary troll president third party for now idk" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Rypor suddenly understands things a bit better. "Ah, so you're the infamous Jack. It's nice to meet you, I suppose." (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>"What's so important about the painting, might I ask?" (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">"LOOK_FOR_YOURSELF_ITS_SOME_PRETTY_SPLASHY_EVIDENCE." (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor dutifully walks over and uncovers the painting. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina just stands there staring, with a proud look on his face. The deputy sidekick is just so good at his detective job! (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">The frame is covering a blank section of wall. Jack quick as a blink charges Ryspor...he will use his Hack "Vector Transference" (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">[4df+4] => [-1,1,0,-1,4] = (3) (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>((HOW DO COUNTER)) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Jacks result is a +5 due to gaining a +1 for each negative due to the hack...Rhyspor roll atheletics as -2 due to your surprise (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>[4df] => [-1,1,1,1] = (2) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Jack deals 3 physical stress to you....you slame into the blank segment of the wall hard, you hear bones cracking under the strain, you're not sure what he just did to you but it really hurt. (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">What is Ryspors immediate reaction (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"RYSPOR! JACK THAT IS NOT HOW YOU JUSTICE STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP" (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>Ryspor slumps to the ground and starts trying to get back up. (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Jack is nice enough to help you Using his Time ability (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">[4df+6] => [-1,-1,0,1,6] = (5) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Jack rewinds you to the point where he pushed you...and smashes you against the wall again (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">[4df+4] => [0,1,1,0,4] = (6) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Roll atheletics at -2 please (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>[4df] => [1,0,1,1] = (3) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Take another 3 physical stress (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"STOOOOOOOOP! NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONOOOOOOO!!!" (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Taking a consequence? (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>((um yes please)) (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>((severe)) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Ryspor is now Compound Fractured All Over (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>(( my turn? :o )) <font color='#008000'>** (1388) Jack <font color="#008000">smiles broadly ** (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">(You can take an action yes) (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina quickly runs in front of Ryspor with his arms up! "jack please stop what are you doing he is my friend what the fuck this is not how judges work stoooop" <font color='#008000'>** (1388) Jack <font color="#008000">rewinds time again, to a point where Dina is no longer in from of him and Ryspor is in the push position...he invokes his Aspect of "Heartless Sadist" for a +2 for a fate point, and spends another to activate Compound Fracture on Ryspor ** (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">[4df+6] => [0,1,0,0,6] = (7) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Roll atheletics at minus 4 (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>[4df-2] => [0,0,0,1,-2] = (-1) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Jack deals you -6, without a sevre consequence left, Rhyspor hits the wall again, and again, rewinding over and over again until litterally there is nothing but a purple smashed stain on the wall, bits of flesh, horn and prospit pajamas stick to where the wall had cracked under the assault, dripping off in wet, sticky globs. Jack looks at his hand where the crushed remenants of Rhyspors skull and shreaded face lie. He flicks his hand towards the ground and smiles at Dina. (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Ryspors Dream self is DEAD (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina just stares with his mouth agape, unable to move. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"wh-" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"why would you..." (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">"I_TOLD_YOU_THIS_EVIDENCE_WOULD_BE" he reaches into his pocket, pulls out his green lensed Lenon shades and puts them on. "SPLASHY" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina falls to her knees. "but..." (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">{S} Jack: YEAAAAAH</a> (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"i-i-... i want... to go home now..." She begins crying and blubbering and is like, really devastated. (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">"DONT WORRY. I WONT LET YOU SUFFER TO LONG." (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina quickly is like, oh shit, what am I still doing here, and sprints away! (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>[4df+2] => [0,-1,1,1,2] = (3) athletics (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">"WHERE_ARE_YOU_GOING" (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">The door vanishes as you rush towards it. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"c-c-cOURT ADJOURNED" (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">"OH_I_BET_YOU_WANTED_ESCAPE." (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"SLIGHTLY YES" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina quickly MOON TIARA MAGIC's at him! [4df+3] => [1,-1,1,1,3] = (5) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">"YOU_CANT ESCAPE_MY_OWN_BRAND_OF_JUSTICE." (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"FUCK YOUR BRAND OF JUSTICE ILL KILL YOU WITH MY JUSTICE" (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">The tiara travels half the distance to him and then stops, thanks to his XENOS PARADOX <font color='#008000'>** (1388) Jack <font color="#008000">walks slowly towards her. "THAT_IS_WHERE_YOU_ARE_WRONG. LIBBY_IS_NOT_THE_ONLY_CHEATER_AROUND_HERE." ** (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>THROW A SWORD AND SHIELD AT HIM [4df+3] => [-1,0,-1,-1,3] = (0) <font color='#008000'>** (1388) Jack <font color="#008000">twirls his umbrella as he approaches her, the sword and shield stop at the half way point, he casually pushes them aside. ** (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>THROW ANOTHER AND BEGIN CRYING [4df+3] => [0,-1,1,0,3] = (3) (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>AGAIN (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">The sword and shield travel half the distance, this tatic doesn't seem to be working at all (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Jack is now standing directly in front of her, he looks down at her, his face emotionless and passive. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>USE YOUR MIIIIND POOOOWERS LIKE KATE WITH HER TIME ONES AND ATTACK! [4df+2] => [-1,1,0,-1,2] = (1) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Dina you attempt to create your mind powers...however as a PAGE you can't access them at all until you reach God Tier. It's SUPER FRUSTRAITING. (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">"DIDNT ANYONE TELL YOU PAGE IS A HORRIBLE CLASS." (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"YES MULTIPLE TIMES HEY IF YOU LET ME GO ILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND AND WONT AVENGE RYSPOR AND WE CAN BE JUSTICE BUDDIES K" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"ALSO IM NOT INTO SADISM AND I THINK I WANT TO LEAVE NOW" <font color='#008000'>** (1388) Jack <font color="#008000">seems to ponder this for a moment. "ALRIGHT_I_WILL_RELEASE_YOU_IF_YOU_SIMPLELY_OPEN_YOUR_MOUTH." he reaches into his pocket and produces a vial of Green Liquid ** (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina quickly opens her lips but keeps her jaw tightly clenched. "SURE OKAY" <font color='#008000'>** (1388) Jack <font color="#008000">will grab her/him by the chin. "NOW_DONT_BE_SHY_AND_TAKE_YOUR_MEDICINE" ** (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"OKAY WAAAAAAH" Dina opens her mouth ABSOLUTELY FINE at that. <font color='#008000'>** (1388) Jack <font color="#008000">thrusts his umbrella down her throat again activating his Sadism trait... ** (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"grbbglrlglgglgl" (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">[4df+6] => [0,-1,-1,-1,6] = (3) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Dina takes 3 physical stress and has the "Unwilling Sword Swallower" aspect. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>(( can i act? )) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Sure (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>k (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Dina is suddenly surprised by the pain, and has a very important flash of JUSTICE and VENGEANCE in her mind. She is NOT letting her FRIEND DIE, AND SHE WILL NOT DIE EITHER. Are there any JUSTICE related aspects I can invoke? But besides that, I would like to use WILL to create the advantage of Steady Hand, to get a +2 or w/e to this next strife roll. Then, using Pure Unadulterated Determination stunt, roll WILL instead of STRIFE, making that base +3 to a +4. So, If I can do the advantage, it's +2, the stunt makes the normal roll a +4 instead, and if I can invoke a justice thing for another FP, im hoping to get another +2. Can all of that work to get a 4df+8 in the end? (two fate points i think) (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>What I am attempting to accomplish is to take the sword out, and STAB (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Also, I would like to invoke the Unwilling Sword Swallower (for free?) to get another +2. (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>So +10 strife. Best move ever. (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Roll it (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>[4df+10] => [-1,0,0,-1,10] = (8) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Dina pulls the umbrella from her mouth, and swings...the blade travels half the distance to Jack andd then stops, it's epic JUSTICE FURY held milimeters from his face (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"RAAAAAAHhhhh shit oh no" (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">"HAVE_YOU_NOT_FIGURED_IT_OUT_YET." (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"no can you just tell me and let me leave please" (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Jack will roll time to bring her back to her previous state, he will for good measure use "Skaia's Code is Mine!" aspect (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">[4df+8] => [1,1,0,0,8] = (10) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Jack brings her back to her previous state, umbrella primed. He puts his finger on the umbrella's open trigger. "I_AM_A_BEING_FAR_OUT_OF_YOUR_LEAGUE. AND_MY_MEDICINE_IS_QUITE_BITTER." (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>"look, i tried my best, okay?" (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>BUT ALL GARGLED (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">Your words are garbled, as Jack pulls the trigger. you feel intense pain as the regibrolly snaps open, tearing open your mouth and esophogus...you thankfully do not live long enough to experience the full extent of your death. (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">punctualPilferer begins griefing sanguineOracle (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">PP: I_HAVE_ONE_OF_YOURS_DOWN_IN_HERALDS_OLD_TOMB. I_WILL_RELEASE_THE_FIELD_AND_LET_YOU_USE_YOUR_DUMB_TRICK_YOU_HAVE_BEEN_USING_TO_HIDE. ENJOY_FINDING_THE_LIPS_TO_SMOOCH_THIS_ONE. (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (One of mine? I don't exactly collect players, dearest.) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">PP:THEN_LET_IT_GATHER_FLIES. I_DONT_CARE. I_AM_GOING_TO_MAKE_YOUR_NEW_LITTLE_FRIENDS_MY_MASTERPIECE_AND_THEN_I_AM_COMING_FOR_YOU. (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (Good Luck with that. I'm surprised you're giving up so easily, though. Definitely not like you.) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">PP:WHAT DO YOU MEAN GIVING UP (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (And to think I thought you'd be good at this game. Hmph. Such a High Programmer you've turned out to be.) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">PP: I_AM_THE_BEST_AT_ALL_THE_GAMES. YOU_DONT_EVEN_BEGIN_TO_COMPREHEND. (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (Really? You're killing off players before they get a chance to learn the rules. I thought you wanted an actual challenge.) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">PP:THAT_STORY_IS_SO_BORING. EVERYONE_LEVELS_UP_TO_MAX_BUT_DIES_AT_THE_FINAL_BOSS. I_HAVE_BEEN_WAITING_SO_LONG_TO_GET_LET_INTO_THE GAME_I_HAVE_TO_PACE_IT_OUT. I_AM_GRATEFUL_THAT_THEY_HAVE_LET_ME_IN. AND_IN_MY_GRADTITUDE_I_AM_GOING_TO_MAKE_THEIR_LAST_DAYS_ANYTHING_BUT_DULL. I_OWE_THEM_THAT_MUCH. (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (Why not let them level up to max and I'll give them a few toys? Maybe that will pique your interest, since you seem so bored with tradition.) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">PP: YOU_ARE_SO_RIGHT. AND_WHY_DONT_I_ALSO_GIVE_THEM_FUCKING_HELLPORTALS_AND_GIFTS_AND_MAKE_MYSELF_A_LIBRARIAN_AND_REPATTERN_MY_GENDER_AND_CALL_MYSELF_LIBBY. (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (It would be a vast improvement over your current state, that's for sure. A twink with hair? Egads.) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">PP:HAIR_IS_AMAZING_AND_YOU_KNOW_IT. (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (I know a lot of things you don't. Like what makes these players tick, how to actually win this game, where Herald is... I could go on.) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">PP: I_SEE_YOU_HAVE_A_TRUMP_CARD_OR_SHOULD_I_SAY_A_BLUFF (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (I have more than one.) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">PP:LOOK_SINCE_YOU_DONT_WANT_THE_BODY_I_GUESS_I_AM_GOING_TO USE IT. (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (No, I'll take it. I need a new Page's outfit.) (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (I was just waiting for you to leave.) (1388) Jack: <font color="#00e800">PP: I_MISS_YOU_SOMETIMES. BUT_APPARENTLY_YOU_HAVE CHANGED. GUESS_AS_USUAL_THIS_GAME_IS_FULL_OF_DISAPPOINTMENTS (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: T.T. o (I miss you every day, Jack. But I'm getting better with Bowkind, so we'll see how it goes. <font color='#008000'>** (1388) Jack <font color="#008000">grabs the framed piece of wall. "BUT_THIS_IS_GOING_IN_THE_GALLERY." he walks out the door. ** (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>As soon as Jack leaves, libby opens a portal underneath Doir's body, dropping it through. Nullar, You hear a WHOOSH, then a splat next to you. (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>(( "Tahw eht kcuf....??" Null asks, and 'looks' around wildly. )) (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>sanguineOracle begins griefing aibophilicGapeseed. (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: Do me a favor, Nullar. (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>AG: oh uh sure depending on the favour. what happened to chat by proxy? (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: I have dropped a dead body of a human near you. I need you to kiss it, so that he can awaken on Derse. Otherwise the player is dead. (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: Jack played his hand, he knows I'm here. (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>AG: er (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>AG: that sounds awful. (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>AG: do I get to keep this body, at least? (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: If you must. (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>AG: well I mean he might have cool loot that's all (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>AG: It has two pens. Go for the one that doesn't have a feather on it. Prototype it with something cool. (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>Null feels around with her hoe and waits until one of her sweeping motions whacks something fleshy in the side. She kneels down and nods at the words spoken into her ear, groping wildly for the lips. Groossssssss..... (1388) GM: <font color="#808000">The lips are rather hard to find...you're not entirely sure this thing is really human (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>She leans forward, aaaalmost kissing him, praying her sprite isn't watching. "Libby, like, this is awful," she says/types. (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>((Rolling... lore... to assess the damage and what is where??)) (1393) CC [GM]: <font color='#000000'>SO: Just trust me here. The human will die and I can't bring him back, if you don't do this. (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>Null tries to approximate where lips would be based on other parts of the body. "Blllllfdjdfhklusdfhudsaf" she says eloquently then dives in, after looting the body of course. "this better not be a trick," she grumbles. (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>And... they kiss. She... thinks. (1388) GM: <font color="#808000">Doir jerks awake in his bed on Derse (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Doir suddenly LEAPS out of bed SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" (1394) Nullar: <font color='#b00004'>((Null wipes guts off her lips, trailing mutant coloured red. "EWWWW")) (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>Doir starts flipping out. He is flipped out. This is terrifying and he has no idea what to do. (1388) GM: <font color="#808000">We'll stop there (1388) GM: <font color="#808000">And in this very special episode we learned not to walk into a room covered in tarps with a murderous pyschopath <font color='#ff8000'>(1388) GM (exit): 04:49 <font color='#ff8000'>(1394) Nullar (exit): 04:50 <font color='#ff8000'>(1391) Nate (exit): 04:50 <font color='#ff8000'>(1390) Rilset (exit): 04:51 (1392) Ryspor: <font color='#800080'>dibs on notpost <font color='#ff8000'>(1392) Ryspor (exit): 04:51 (1389) Dina: <font color='#2ba233'>already posting