100413 dean sami

[10:40] -- talentedAviator [TA]  began pestering arcaneArtisan [AA]  at 22:40 --

[10:41] TA: Hey sami

[10:41] AA: Hi Dane.

[10:42] TA: what you up to?

[10:42] AA: I'm making an army of lizards out of clay.

[10:43] TA: why?

[10:43] AA: Well because...

[10:43] AA: ...

[10:43] AA: ...actually, I'm not sure.

[10:43] AA: It seemed like a good idea two hours ago, when I started it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] TA: well, as long as you finish, it won't be a waste of time?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] AA: Hopefully!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] AA: How about you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] TA: not much, just avoiding the Captain a.k.a my drill sargent because i have kp duty

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] AA: Oh, right, you're an Army Brat too.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] TA: Hey now, I'm an airforce brat tank you very much

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] TA: thank*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] AA: Oh. Right.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] AA: I guess that means we're technically supposed to be RIVALS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] AA: Although I think the Colonel only ever gets rival-y toward the Navy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] TA: to be honest the kp duty is just my personal dishes, he can't actully make me to kp duty for the whole camp, but i sure if he really wanted to he could find a way

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] TA: that's right your dad that one navy officer, haston or somthing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] AA: He's Army. But yeah, "Colonel Heston."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] AA: He's very proud of his silly rank.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] AA: And he gets so mad if you ask him what his secret chicken recipe is.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] AA: It's like what's even the point of being a Colonel?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] TA: I think it has to due with being old and having lots of medals and getting mad at the Captain when he shows off

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:52] TA: The captain

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:52] TA: 's good at that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] TA: hey, i didn't offend you did I?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] AA: No, why?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] TA: well, you just dissapered for a moment their

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] AA: Eh, there's a reason the people at school call me "Spacey Sami."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] AA: HINT: It's not because I'm an astronaut.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] TA: of course not how could someone from the army become an astronaut, anyways are you excited for that game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] TA: that basiclly every but me got into

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] AA: Oh, yeah. Should be fun.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] AA: I mean....it will probably not be that great!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] AA: So you should not feel bad about not getting in!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] AA: I've never heard of this Skaianet company before though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] AA: Near as I can tell this is their first game.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] TA: it's okay, no need to tone your self down for my good, i can alwas wait for the full realse to come out, and you can alwas tell me what it is like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] AA: So it's probably going to be super buggy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:06] TA: bugs are never god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:06] TA: good*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] -- talentedAviator [TA] snaps finger --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] TA: oh wait you can't see me, any ways you still their

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] TA: there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] AA: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] TA: and they call me a space cadet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] AA: Lizard wrangling is a big responsibility.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] TA: "they" acttully do you know, and i thought they were clay lizards

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] AA: You have to name each one, first.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] AA: Well they are.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] AA: But still.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] AA: Even little clay lizards need names.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] AA: And funky hairstyles.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] AA: I've got about 70 of them now. I think my goal was 128.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] TA: uh, i think 70 is good enough

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] AA: Nah, 70's an ugly number.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] TA: what about 77

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] TA: thats a lucky number right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] AA: I don't know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] TA: besides 128 is a silly number

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] AA: Not for that 77th lizard!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] AA: He'll be all alone.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] TA: huh, how is he alone he has 76 other lizard freinds

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] AA: I mean he won't have a little lizard girlfriend.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] AA: And he's all dressed up in a suit with no one to go to the Lizard Prom with!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] TA: sheesh, are all teen girls obessed about prom, then make 78 lizards

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] AA: It's not me who's obsessed with prom. It's little Billy Lizard.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] AA: He's dreamed his whole life of attending the Lizard Prom and falling in love with a beautiful lady lizard.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] AA: But he has bad posture and mumbles, so the lady lizards don't notice him most of the time.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] AA: It's a tragic story.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] TA: ah, yes billy the liazrd nerd and his runchy girlfreind the iguanna

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] AA: Ooh, an iguana! That's a good idea.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] TA: wow, really i ment that as a joke

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] AA: No, no, it's beautiful! They found love despite being from different worlds...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] AA: ...he, a nerdy gecko, she an iguana aristocrat...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] TA: wait, now billy's a geko?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] AA: Geckos are lizards!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] AA: ...aren't they?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] TA: i don't know your the lizard genius and doesn't mother nature frown apon that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] AA: Yes, that's what makes it ROMANTIC.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] TA: i guess so??

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] AA: And what will make it all the more tragic when they both get drafted into opposite sides of the LIZARD WARS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:26] AA: Wow, Iguanas are hard to make after making like a zillion geckos.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] TA: LIZARD WAR?? what are they fighting over, whos tail comes off easier'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] AA: I don't watch Lizard News, so I'm not sure, but I think it's something to do with souring trade relations.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:34] TA: ah, so any ways what has the col thaught you to fight with the captain tuaght meet to fight with a saber

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] AA: Ughh, he made me do a bunch of dumb combat training when I was eight.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] AA: Just unarmed stuff. He tried teaching me knives but I ended up cutting off my braid. Took me a year to grow it out to the same length!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] TA: thats nothing mine made me go though g force training at 7

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:36] TA: you know that thing in the movie when the put you in that chair then spins around very fast, well i made it too 3 g's before barfing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:36] AA: Anyway eventually he stopped bothering since I never really cared about any of it. He still sets up obstacle courses that he makes me run through to get snacks, but he's stpoped the combat training at least.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] AA: I can't even think of a good reason to teach a seven year old that!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] AA: Was he planning to shoot you into space?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] TA: lucky you, i forced to go though basic training every morning with adults entering the air force becausee the on base genral makes me go though when the Captain is away

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:39] TA: he alwas did want me to go into space, anyways i should be getting to bed i have a 5k run in the morning, so i guess i will see you later

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:39] AA: Okay, see you later.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:45] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">-- talentedAviator <span style="color:rgb(49,0,74);">[TA] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> ceased pestering arcaneArtisan <span style="color:rgb(100,149,237);">[AA] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> at 23:45 --