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[04:01] -- galactoidArrival [GA] began pestering conciseTactician [CT] at 16:01 --

[04:01] GA: heeey balish

[04:01] GA: hows it goin

[04:01] CT: Human Dean. Do you REQUIRE something?

[04:02] GA: i heard some loud noises in the hallway earlier, are yall okay?

[04:02] GA: also, that's not my name

[04:02] CT: WHATEVER.

[04:02] GA: call me 'umbrella eater' or 'sonic' but i draw the line at being called that douche

[04:02] CT: Yes, we are FINE, just... a little EPISODE on my part.

[04:02] GA: heheh you cut him with a knife once in weird blue pajamas

[04:02] CT: Oh?

[04:03] GA: yeah i punched him and then he was talkin shit to libby and then you showed up and sliced him, remember?

[04:03] CT: Erm... I don't BELIEVE that happened..?

[04:03] GA: no im fairly certain it did

[04:04] GA: he was complaining about the cut later

[04:04] CT: Wait, WHAT was I wearing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] GA: some very silly looking blue pajamas?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] GA: how can you forget injuring dean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] GA: punching dean in the face is probably the best thing ive ever done its a shame you forgot what you did

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] CT: Was I WEARING Pantaloons?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] GA: heheh yeah you were

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:06] CT: Then THAT was PROBABLY a version of MYSELF from the future, when I have ASCENDED

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:06] GA: you pulled dean to you with windy powers and then cut him with an eyeball dagger

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:06] GA: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:06] <span style="color:rgb(113,5,160);">CT: Sure, if Pantaloons where SOMETHING to look forward to.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:06] GA: whatd you ascend to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] CT: Oh, to God Teir, that is the TERM.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GA: oh, yeah, null's doing that too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] GA: jack was spouting something about it in a memo which may have not been real

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] CT: I MEAN, hopefully we ALL will ascend, sooner or LATER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:08] GA: how does one ascend?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:08] GA: one day do you just go 'damn i am fine' and then magical pajamas appear and you become a god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] CT: From WHAT I've been ABLE to tell, you take your aspect and get it to the TOP of your CHARACTER sheet, then die on a slab, BECOMING a god.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] GA: that sounds awesome

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] GA: is it just a random slab or do you have to find a specific magical slab

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] CT: The LATTER I believe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:10] GA: ill have to ask null how she did it after she ascends

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:10] GA: ...if jack doesnt kill her first

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:10] CT: RIGHT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GA: oh no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GA: my door is locked

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] GA: how long has my door been locked

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:11] CT: EXCUSE me?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:12] GA: well i was gonna go to the library just now because i havent left my room in a while

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:12] GA: but um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:12] GA: door locked

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:12] CT: What did you DO?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:12] GA: i mentioned hacks to libby?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:12] CT: Hacks?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GA: yeah remember that christmas thing i shoved into my character sheet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GA: it was a backdoor hack

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] CT: WAS it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:13] GA: she said it was dangerous if i didnt know what i was doing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GA: and then asked me if i would use it if i didnt know what i was doing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] GA: and of course i dont know what im doing and of course im stupid enough to use it, so maybe she locked me in so i dont ruin her tower with hacks

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] CT: Well, that sounds REASONABLE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:15] GA: heheh this is the perfect excuse to not have to leave and see ryspor and die of guilt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:16] CT: RIGHT, you and the seapeasant. I CAN mention letting you out to Libby, if ONLY to get you to LEARN how to better use your... Hacks.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:16] GA: yes, do that, i must become a master hacker to rival jack

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] CT: Sure, WHATEVER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] CT: He'll PROBABLY kill you once he figures OUT what you are trying to do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] CT: Well, AGAIN.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] GA: but what if i hack better than him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] GA: ill go full luke skywalker and defeat him, darth vader, with the force/hacks

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] CT: He's been in MORE sessions than you could FEASIBLY imagine, it's DOUBTFUL you can hold a candle to HIM.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] CT: But, you CAN become a HINDERANCE to him, which is NOTEABLE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] GA: ive always wanted to be a hinderance to someone evil

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] GA: so are you and maenam moirails yet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:20] GA: are you staying in your important pale boundaries?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:20] CT: Well, THERE you go, a use AFTER ALL. I will speak to Libby, and at LEAST get you the materials you NEED to learn so long as you KEEP-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:20] CT: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:20] CT: Your NOSINESS is unappreciated.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:20] GA: what, she asked me to do it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:20] GA: i guess i kinda suck at moirail stuff actually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:20] GA: so i think maybe ill resign

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:20] CT: Well, consider yourself DISMISSED from that task ANYWAYS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:21] CT: Trust me when I say there are BIGGER problems than my moirail MATENENCE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:21] GA: really?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:21] CT: Yes, REALLY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:22] GA: whod have thought there were bigger problems than teen romance

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:23] CT: Er...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:24] GA: k so before this gets any more awkward im gonna say bye and pretend the second half of this conversation never happened

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:24] GA: bye

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:24] CT: GOOD choice.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:24] CT: I'll take my LEAVE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:24] -- galactoidArrival [GA] ceased pestering conciseTactician [CT] at 16:24 --