031014Ryspor Seriad

-- carewornAstro1ogist [CA] began trolling gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 00:21 --

 [12:22] CA: "Hey. Ryspor."

 [12:23] GT: ~Ryʃpor tvrnʃ at the ʃovnd of her voice. "Oh, hello there, ʃeriad." He ʃqvintʃ hiʃ eyeʃ exaggeratedly. "Or, wait, iʃ it Beav?"~

 [12:23] CA: "What?"

 [12:24] CA: "I mean, I know we're both light players, but... we don't look alike, at all... Maybe it's the horns? ooh ooh! Or the Teal blood, who knows."

 [12:24] GT: ~He feignʃ ʃhock. "Yov didn't know? Yovr 'kiʃmeʃiʃ', Tlaloc, haʃ a bit of trovble finding yov ʃttractive." He ʃmirkʃ. "Apparently, he'ʃ taken to ʃqvinting ʃo he can pretend yov're Beav."~

 [12:25] CA: Seriad frowns, "Oh. Well... Fuck Tlaloc... I... guess..."

 [12:26] GT: ~"I ʃhovld hope not. I'd be at rather the diʃadvantage if yov did." He leanʃ againʃt a wall. "ʃo what do yov need thiʃ time?"~

 [12:28] CA: She regains her ~composure~ "I'm... BORED! So, so, very bored."

 [12:29] GT: ~"And?"~

 [12:30] CA: "Well, that's it. There's jack-shit to do here, Kikate is annoying, Jossik's a hero-tool Vejant is... well, Vejant's... I don't know. Meouet's... Heheheh"

 [12:32] GT: ~He raiʃeʃ an eyebrow. "Heheheh? Not cheating again, are we?"~

 [12:33] CA: "Uhm..." She bites her lip, "Nooo..." "Hey fuck you!"

 [12:35] GT: ~He lavghʃ. "ʃo forward tonight. Tell me more, I won't jvdge. Mvch. At thiʃ point I'm jvʃt waiting to ʃee the reaʃon yov'll break vp with them THIʃ time, really. I might ʃet vp a bingo chart."~

 [12:36] CA: "Oh no, no, Heheheh, it's noooooothing. Nah, nothing. No relationships, nah. No seriously."

 [12:37] GT: ~"I'm ʃvre. And my blood iʃn't pvrple, either."~

 [12:38] CA: "Like I care, are you suggesting another tasting? Should we invite the whole time? Fruity Rhumpus Blood Taste City?"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:38] CA: "Team."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:39] CA: "Get hype, we're making this happen."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:39] GT: ~"I am ʃo hype, reʃt aʃʃvred. All of the hype."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:40] CA: "Mmm, BLueberry... And... What would Jossik taste like?"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:40] CA: "Pears? Pssssh"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:41] GT: ~"I'd ʃay more of an apple, really. Pearʃ are too lime-eʃqve."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:42] CA: "Mhm, you're right... These flavors get me so hot and bothered. I'm joking. THat was a joke."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:44] GT: ~"Yov ʃtarted it," he pointʃ ovt.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:47] CA: She moves over to the wall, mocking him "Wow, so cool. Such a rude troll, leaning on walls like a badass, where's your bubblegum, and sunglasses?"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:48] GT: ~"I mvʃt have left them vp yovr ʃeedflap, my apologieʃ."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:51] CA: "Rude too, That's hot. Yep, so hot and bothered right now, can't handle it."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:53] GT: ~"Oh, forgive me if I'm hoʃtile to my potential kiʃmeʃiʃ, the troll I'm ʃvppoʃed to hate with every fiber of my being, which I do, believe me," he hiʃʃeʃ.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:55] CA: "UNF. Your hissing, I can do that too! Hiss hiss, so spooky!"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:56] GT: ~"Oh dear GodOʃ, jvʃt ʃTOP with the half-panned ʃarcaʃm! It'ʃ PATHETIC."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [12:59] CA: "Whaaaaa? You don't LIKE it? And here I am, wasting my precious, PRECIOUS time on it and you find it pathetic?... Not as pathetic as you. I mean, I get it, you want to show your 'authority' With your hissing and name-calling."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:00] CA: "But that's even WORSE you just look so... Dumb, and... well, Tlaloc."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:00] GT: ~He lavghʃ deriʃively. "Try ʃqvinting, it might help. Jvʃt aʃk him."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:02] CA: She squints, a grin on her face, "Yep looks like Tlaloc. Would you like to comment on my ass to make the illusion complete?"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:03] GT: ~"If that makeʃ yov feel leʃʃ aʃhamed of thiʃ whole affair. Except, oh yeʃ, yov never had any in the firʃt place.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:03] GT: ((*"))

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:05] CA: She gasps, "EXCUSE YOU! I'll have you know, I have the fairest ass in all of the land."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:07] GT: ~"I have it on record that my own iʃ 'pert', which iʃ fairly good, I ʃhovld think."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:09] CA: She moves a hand to her fishy-rear defensively "Please... Pert? More like... uh... AWFUL"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:11] GT: ~"Waʃ that really the beʃt yov covld come vp with? I think yovr poʃterior may have deflated in ʃhame jvʃt then."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:12] CA: "I- I..."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:13] GT: ~"Oh, ʃpit it ovt, why don't yov? We might be here all day if yov ʃtart ʃTVTTERING of all thingʃ."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:14] CA: "Oh... S-Shut up!" She plants her lips upon his yadda yadda yadda mack mack smooch smooch

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:14] CA: Oh wait

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:15] GT: ((?))

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:16] CA: She firmly grabs his booty, 'It is not pert! Uh... Yeah, totally not pert.'

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:16] GT: ~He retaliateʃ by grabbing her behind aʃ well. "ʃpeak for yovrʃelf. I'm having a hard time finding ʃomething to grab back here."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:18] CA: "You just have wriggler sized hands" She makes an effort to really jut it out there

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:20] GT: ~Ryʃpor rollʃ hiʃ eyeʃ and pvʃheʃ it back in.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:23] CA: "Really..."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:24] GT: ~Ryʃpor blvʃheʃ a little. "A-ah! Vm. Merely, haha, trying to enʃvre fair, fair play..."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:26] CA: "Look who's stuttering now..."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:27] GT: ~"Oh, ʃhvt vp."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:28] CA: She gives his butt a final teasing squeeze, and backs away. "heheh"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:29] GT: ~He mock-povtʃ, compoʃvre regained. "Teaʃe."~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:30] CA: "That's how I please..." She breathes... "I- I'm going to, uh... Find something to... do..."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:31] GT: ~"ʃvre yov don't mean ʃomeONE?" He ʃmirkʃ again.~

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:32] CA: "Like I need someone..." She mumbles, "Uh, no. Fuck you and all" Birds are raised and she is off ((trumpets play))

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [01:33] GT: ~Ryʃpor finally letʃ himʃelf blvʃh, reaching a hand to hiʃ rear ʃvbconʃciovʃly.~