Stan Heston

Your name is STAN HESTON. You fancy yourself a MAD ARTIST, but despite your love of THE ARTS you're BARELY ABOVE AVERAGE at them. Your room is covered in stains from paint and charcoal, and discarded bits of clay from previous failed experiments. You describe yourself as a film lover, but truth be told you pretty much ONLY WATCH CARTOONS. You're REALLY INTO MAGIC, even though you know it's just fake. But sometimes you like to pretend like it's not. Which is why you have CHEAP FAKE OCCULT SUPPLIES and REALLY AWFUL FANTASY LITERATURE secreted in various places around your room. You bought most of it from a SHADY CHARACTER who promised things of them that you knew from the start were all lies, but you couldn't bring yourself to say no to him because you're A HUGE POLLYANNA and didn't want him to think you didn't trust him. Even though no one in their right mind would have trusted him. The so-called "athame" is made of plastic for the love of pete.

You're really bad at PLANNING AHEAD and MANAGING YOUR TIME, which would explain the number of unfinished projects that litter your room. You never technically gave up on them, but it's been more than a year since you last worked on some of them. Other things come up and you forget entirely about the things you had been working on. Your dad keeps bugging you to throw them out, but that would be admitting you had given up on them, and you're not ready to do that.

Your Pesterchum Handle is arcaneArtisan, and you have a tendency to use weird metaphors and similes when describing things.

Life Before SBurb
Stan was raised by COLONEL HESTON, a highly disciplined, drill sergeant-type. Though he's very fond of Stan, the Colonel and Stan don't really know how to talk to one another. Stan for his part loves the Colonel, but doesn't have a disciplined bone in his body, and certainly never got in the habit of saluting or waking up at the crack of dawn to the sound of a bugle call. The Colonel only knows how to teach a young person through shouting and discipline that goes right over Stan's head.

Friends
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OOC Contact Information

 * ooc Pesterchum handle: ezekielNorton
 * email: norton@spacecolonyepee.com
 * reddit username: ezekielnorton