012214nullryspor

[11:58] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] began trolling gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 23:58 --

[11:58] AG: hello ryspor

[11:58] AG: you are currently in a matespritship with jossik correct

[11:58] GT: ~Vm, yeʃ? Hello, incidentally.~

[11:58] AG: I said hello already

[11:58] AG: I gave jossik a task

[11:59] AG: for the good of our race

[11:59] AG: but it looks like he's probably going to double die before he can make any progress on it so I figured I'd take over

[12:00] GT: ~Oh, vm, all right, that'ʃ fine with me, I ʃvppoʃe. Ah, what do I have to do with thiʃ?~

[12:00] AG: I'm going to try to alchemize a matriorb. if I can manage on top of all of my other activities /:

[12:00] AG: I'm not really sure how to go about that but I think it might make sense to start out with rainbow slurry and go from there

[12:00] AG: hopefully you can see where I'm going with this

[12:01] GT: ~...Oh.~

[12:01] AG: since you're actually in a matespritship I figured you were the best person to ask first

[12:01] AG: and also since jossik's probably going to die soon I need his shade ASAP

[12:02] GT: ~Right~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:02] GT: ~Yeʃ~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:02] GT: ~I'll get right on that~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:02] AG: wait, seriously,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:02] AG: I honestly thought I was going to get a little more, uh, heel dragging about it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:03] GT: ~I'm not a complete virgin, yov know. The abraʃiveneʃʃ of the qveʃtion cavght me by ʃvrpriʃe, that'ʃ all.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:03] AG: well, I figured just being straight about it was the way to go

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:03] AG: I'm not exactly excited to be up to my metaphorical elbows in everyone's genetic material but I can't think of any other way to start

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:03] GT: ~I ʃvppoʃe there waʃn't really a leʃʃ awkward way to phraʃe that, haha.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:03] AG: ehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:04] AG: so uhm. if you COULD keep it separate I think that would be best but if you guys want to uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:04] AG: submit your

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:04] AG: sample

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:04] AG: mixed that's uh probably okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:05] AG: ph, and, any idea if there are any other troll/troll pairings going on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:05] AG: I'd rather not have to ask ten other people to fondle themselves into a bucket if I can avoid it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] GT: ~Hmm, well, all the troll/troll pairingʃ I know of are vnfortvnately on the conciliatory ʃide of the ʃpectrvm. I believe Tlaloc and ʃeriad may be foʃtering a bvdding kiʃmeʃiʃʃitvde, thovgh.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] AG: oh yuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] AG: ugh I guess I'll ask seriad to be sneaky then, no way in fuck am I asking tlaloc

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] GT: ~I covld, perhapʃ, delicately approach Tlaloc abovt the ʃvbject.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] AG: oh yeah. actually, if you could, uh, kinda help me out that'd be cool. maybe broach the subject with your team and I'll handle mine,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] AG: we already have a missing troll (or two,) so time is of the essence

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] GT: ~That ʃeemʃ like a reaʃonable covrʃe of action, then.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] AG: thanks for being cool about this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] AG: most people would've screamed and called me a pervert by now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] GT: ~Not a problem.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] AG: esp with the whole prior-- well, whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] GT: ~Hahaha.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] GT: ~...Oh, yeʃ, I did ʃee that...video in my e-mailʃ. I aʃʃvme yov'd prefer not to talk abovt it?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] AG: ugh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] AG: yeah, that's a great assumption

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] AG: well, definitely can't end the conversation on a higher note than that, blech

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] GT: ~My apologieʃ for introdvcing a ʃovr note to the converʃation.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] AG: quite alright. well, thanks in advance for the help and sorry for any future awkwardness

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] AG: I have a feeling this is p important though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] AG: even if we win the game and get a new universe it won't much matter if we can't make new grubs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] GT: ~Indeed. I feel a tad ʃorry for the hvmanʃ, really.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] AG: ugh yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] AG: hopefully they have... uh, litters or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] AG: otherwise that's a lot of giving birth

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] AG: yuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] GT: ~It giveʃ me chillʃ thinking abovt it, really.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] AG: ..... double yuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] AG: okay I need to stop thinking about that asap

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] AG: anyway I'll let you go

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] AG: thanks again for the help

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] AG: and, uh, good luck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] GT: ~...I have a feeling I'll need it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] AG: ehehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] gave up trolling gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 00:15 --