071614doirseriad

[12:55] GA: Doir is on the floor playing pattycake with the wall.

[12:56] GA: "pattycake pattycake bakers man, bake me a cake as fast as you can >:O"

[12:56] CA: "Why are you such a doofus..."

[12:56] GA: "shh im winning dont mess up my groove"

[12:58] GA: "so do you want something or"

[12:58] CA: "How are you not bothered by all this shit that's gone down? Actually, maybe this is your idiot way of coping by being a stupid shit. We're you traumatized Doir?"

[12:58] GA: "yeah, of course i was traumatized. i let it all out and cried and shit. but its been like, a week, dude, life moves on."

[12:59] GA: "what do you want me to do, feel sorry for myself for years because of the horrible things i went through?"

[12:59] GA: "fuck that, ima play pattycake with a wall"

[12:59] CA: "I..."

[01:00] GA: "if you knew half the shit i know about the truth of reality youd stop giving a shit too"

[01:00] CA: "Dammit you're right."

[01:00] GA: "cmon play pattycake with me this wall is a chump"

[01:01] GA: Doir floats up, turns towards her while still sitting, and floats back down.

[01:01] CA: Seriad sit's down

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] GA: "do you know the words"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:02] CA: "Something something pattycake... baker fuck... shit... Uh..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] CA: "This human cake game is fucking dumb."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] GA: "no, its 'pattycake pattycake bakers man, bake me a cake as fast as you can, roll it up roll it up and throw it in a pan, pattycake pattycake bakers man"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] GA: "your face game is fucking dumb"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:03] CA: Seriad frowns

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] GA: "yeah dont insult my dead people"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] GA: "they had lives, dreams, aspirations, love, and they all died without a single chance of saving themselves."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] CA: "Hahah your race is dead."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] CA: "lmao."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] GA: "sos yours"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] GA: "dont gank my lmao thing"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] CA: "Like I give a shit"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] GA: "wheres your kismesis? havent seen that dick in days."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] CA: "I don't even know. Probably being a shit as per usual"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] GA: "yeah, if you find him, drag him to me"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] CA: "Can we beat him up as a team?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:07] GA: "sure."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] CA: "What do you even need him for?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] GA: "drama, mostly."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] CA: "You teenagers and your dramas"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:08] GA: "like you have any right to talk"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] CA: "Um, first of all..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] CA: "Uh..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:11] GA: "how dare you?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:11] GA: "that the reference you were going for?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:11] CA: "No, how dare YOU!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:12] GA: "no, i meant like, you would say how dare you to me, not i was saying how dare you to you"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] CA: "...Yes that was the reference."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] CA: "Have I mentioned this cake game is fucking stupid yet?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] GA: "so whatre you gonna do for like 5 years"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:16] CA: "Uh... I don't know, mature, level grind..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:17] GA: "yeah, but thats not gonna occupy all of your time. whatre you really gonna *do*? because i have no idea what to do."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:17] GA: "i think i might do magical girl science and get myself pregnant."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:17] CA: "I.... Don't kno- What?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:17] GA: "cmon, everyone ships it"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] GA: "doir/dina is practically my otp"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] GA: "arent you pregnant? we could be like. best friend pregnancy moms."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] CA: "Oh right... that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] GA: "not that im your best friend, that spots been taken by someone secret."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:19] CA: "That really hurts, bro, I thought we were cool. My feelings, they are so hurt. Why you do this?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:20] GA: He shakes his head. "i dont know. im just so mean."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:20] CA: "If it's your OTP... and you're both parties involved..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:20] GA: "yeah its a pretty serious relationship. we dont talk much but we're always together."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:22] CA: "Would that make you... an OTP... who's just one person?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:22] GA: "yeah thats like the whole definition of selfcest dummy"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:25] CA: "Well... That's dumb. and you're dumb. How would you even.... you know what. No. I'm not even going to think about it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:25] GA: "yeah im not sure exactly how ill go about it but im pretty flexible"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:26] GA: "so when is your baby due?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:26] CA: Seriad is... unnerved.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:28] CA: "look, I've been trying NOT to think about this 'baby' it's... weird. and kind of embarassing when you think about it..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:29] GA: Doir shrugs. "but you gotta be ready to take care of a baby. its a big responsibility. you need to have diapers, and uh, wait, how can you give birth? dont trolls have both par- whatever. youll just need a lot of diapers."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:30] GA: "kate can help you if she regains her memory or something"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:31] CA: "I don't think I'm ready to take care of wriggler! How does that even work? Oh god... were these majyyk powers even worth it. Is my life going to be ruined? I fucked up... But Leon was so hot... Dammit."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:32] GA: "its probably not too late to get an abortion."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:34] CA: "What's an abortion?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:34] GA: "you should have used protection! damnit, i only told ryspor about protection. i should have told everyone."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:34] CA: "What?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:34] GA: "i think you need to have the sex talk."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:35] CA: "What."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:35] GA: "okay seriad, when a bird and a bee love each other very much, they do it and have a bunch of babies and then the bird leaves and doesnt pay child support and the bee is left to support these beebird children alone."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:35] CA: "What."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:36] GA: "birds have cloacas i think."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:36] GA: "thats like what you have, right?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:36] GA: "shit, but birds lay eggs. do you lay eggs?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:36] CA: "Why would you ask that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:36] CA: "Go ask your matesprite :?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:37] CA: *:/

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:37] GA: "i dont have a matesprit any more."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:37] GA: "literally did exactly what you did"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:37] CA: "It's a sign."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:38] CA: "You are physically incapable of having a healthy relationship."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:38] GA: "its not me, its you!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:38] CA: "No. It's you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:39] GA: "i still have that tandem hoodie >:D"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:39] CA: "We're probably going to get back together again. I guarantee it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:39] GA: "no way, my eyes are set on only one target now."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:39] GA: "and its the last target."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:39] GA: "ever."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:39] CA: "I wan't my half of the hoodie!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:40] GA: "youll have to go to court for it! it wants to be with me!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:40] CA: "You took it!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:40] CA: "Couldn't even make a fuckin dupe."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:40] GA: "im the favorite! ive always been the favorite! and been there for it!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:40] GA: "you left us! left us all alone!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:41] GA: Doir snickers.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:42] CA: Seriad give him a free 'friend' punch. "Fuck you asshole."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:42] GA: "heheheheh."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:42] GA: He hands over the hoodie. "okay you can have custody for a little while."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:43] GA: "but i want it on weekends."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:43] CA: She grins

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:43] CA: "I am okay with this custody arrangement"|

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:44] GA: "i love you, orange and blue hoodie. have fun."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:44] GA: "by the way youre adopted."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:44] CA: "Why would you tell our hoodie that!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:44] GA: "it needs to know the truth! your true parents are maenam and ryspor, hoodie!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:44] CA: "We don't care if you're adopted, we love you all the same, sweet pea."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:44] GA: "yes, we do."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:45] GA: "dont do drugs do your chores bully other children dont eat the yellow snow"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:46] CA: "And be the best hoodie you can be! Be confident in yourself whatever!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:47] GA: "dont let anyone else keep you down! be yourself and most importantly dont hesitate to rebel against authority!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:47] CA: "FIGHT THE POWER, KIDDO!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:47] GA: Doir stands up and rips his shirt off. "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAAAAA"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:48] CA: "Oh my..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:48] GA: He puts his shirt back on and sits down again. "hehe, that was fun."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:49] CA: "It really was. And incredibly dumb. But what isn't dumb."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:50] GA: "albert einstein wasnt dumb."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:51] CA: "Didn't he once say ' I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts?' I'm pretty sure he said that. Troll Albert Einstein is a bad influence on our child!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:51] GA: Doir nods solemnly. "sometimes the smartest ones are the worst ones to be around."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:55] GA: He floats up to the ceiling. "haha, you cant fly."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:55] CA: "Shut up. I am very self-conscious about my inability to fly."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56] GA: "haha, look at me im superman"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] GA: "weeee look at how much fun im having being a god"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] CA: "Stop, stop. You're going to make me cry."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] GA: "dont worry, maybe if you ever finish your land you can become a god too, hehehe"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] CA: "We should totally finihs my land

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] GA: "nah, sorry, i promised to help someone else with theirs first"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] GA: "and then promised to help kate with some weird thing shes doing"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] GA: "but after that my schedule should be pretty open"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] CA: "YOU NEVER HAVE TIME FOR ME AND HOODIE!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] GA: "IM A BUSY MAN THESE DAYS!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] GA: "MY LIFE DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] CA: "THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01] CA: "WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE ARE YOU SETTING!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01] GA: "THEY KNOW NOT TO FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01] CA: "YOU MAKE ME SICK!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] GA: "I JUST WASNT READY FOR THIS KIND OF COMMITTMENT!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] CA: "AND YOU THINK I WAS!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] GA: Doir dramatically puts his arm over his eys, as if he's crying. "im sorry, take me back!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] GA: "i promise to be a proper mother to our child!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] CA: "I... I don't know if I can... After everything you've put me through..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] GA: "what kind of child will hoodie become if his parents are always fighting, seriad?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] CA: "Oh god... I'm no better than you! I'm sorry hoodie... I'm so sorry!" Seriad begins fake crying

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] GA: Doir starts weeping too. "we have to be better parents, for the kid!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] CA: "For the kid!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GA: "hehe, alright, i should probably get back to my room. it desperately needs to be cleaned up and its only been like a week or something."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] GA: "see ya round, seriad."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] CA: "Smell you later, Doir."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] GA: Doir floats off with a 'pchooooooooooo'.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] CA: Seriad WALKS back to her room.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] CA: ;-;

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] GA: lmao hah

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