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[02:54] -- galactoidArrival [GA]  runs up to Nate with an amazed expression that could only mean trouble on his face. --

[02:55] GA: natenatenatenatenatenate

[02:55] AC: oh god, what is it, this time?

[02:55] GA: i was just in the matrix!

[02:56] AC: like, the movie?

[02:56] -- galactoidArrival [GA] shows Nate some confusing pictures of a Code Dutton with shades and a shitty mustache, some big skulls of Skaia, and some rad selfies in front of an ascii tron bike. --

[02:56] GA: i dont think like the movie

[02:56] GA: it was like

[02:56] GA: REAL LIFE

[02:56] GA: :o

[02:56] AC: I don't, even

[02:57] AC: the fuck, do you keep, getting yourself into

[02:57] GA: i have no idea but it was amazing!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:57] GA: i ended up escaping by hephaustus and turned his hammer all jpeg artifacty and i slapped some dialogue boxes and danced on some infinite code!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] AC: ok, first question

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] AC: how?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] GA: the backdoor hack i got at christmas

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] GA: i backdoored into my computer in libbys tower and entered the universe code!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] AC: universe code?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] AC: this is, sounding like a bad, sci-fi book

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] GA: yeah the universe is actually a computer or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] GA: and i think i have access to its code!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:00] AC: that explains, sylladexes and stuff, I guess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:00] AC: but you, access to, the very code, of the universe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] AC: man, are we, boned

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] GA: no way! if i could turn hephaustus' hammer jpeg-y by making a tron motorcycle in it, think of what other cool things i could do!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] GA: what if i could give everyone silly hats!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] AC: I like, my hat, just fine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] GA: why do you always wear that hat anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] GA: are you bald

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] AC: yes, secretly I have, no hair, and am a twink

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] GA: oh no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] GA: the truth comes out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] AC: I'm joking

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] GA: do you want to borrow some hair so aura doesnt think youre ugly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] GA: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] AC: thin ice, dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:04] GA: heheheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] GA: hey, maybe i can get you a hack too and you can join me on my computer adventures

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] AC: that sounds, like a horrible idea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] GA: more like the 90s dream

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] GA: we can ride keyboards and wear shades and fly off into the pixelated sunset

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] AC: the only computers, I've used, are the shitbox, I built myself, and that large terminal, in my freezer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] GA: why do you have a large terminal in your freezer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] GA: do you have a super spy basement or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] AC: maybe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] AC: I kinda found it, right before entering

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] GA: omg what if your dad was actually a super spy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] AC: well, from what, Jossik and I, have put together, he was on the, troll's planet, and killed Jossik's lusus

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] AC: so that's, probably not, too far off

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] AC: speaking of, I haven't seen, him around lately

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] GA: yeah jossik died

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] AC: oops

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] AC: right, that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] GA: but ryspor said his dreamself is okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] AC: man, I owe him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] GA: do you, though?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] GA: i mean, wasnt it his own fault that either of you were put in danger anyway?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] AC: yeah, if it'd been me dying, I wouldn't have been able, to get to Prospit, and you know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:14] GA: well because of the butterfly effect if he hadnt done that thing at all things could have gone totally differently or worse but whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:14] GA: or could have gone exactly the same

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] GA: so really you shouldnt thank him for anything, just glare at him for possibly endangering you and her and anyone else

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] AC: nah, we've all, fucked up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] AC: so, other than, becoming Neo, what else, have you been, up to?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] GA: well, ive totally gotten into a relationship with seriad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] AC: high five, dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] -- galactoidArrival [GA] high fives, smiling goofily. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] GA: oh, i also met someone who is supposed to be secret

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] GA: and she was all ominous and i think she didnt really like me but i did fall into her troll slime bed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] GA: so maybe she was just annoyed rather than mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] AC: dude, didn't you just, get a girlfriend, and then you jump, into strange trolls, beds

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] GA: hey, ryspor should have aimed a little better, not my fault

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:22] AC: heheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] GA: i wonder who was in on her secret? i cant believe they didnt tell everyone. were you in on it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] AC: am I, in on anything?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:23] GA: well apparently super spy is in your lineage so i dont know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:24] AC: well, I got none, of those genes, then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] GA: oh shit i hope i wont get in trouble for telling you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] GA: i dont even remember her name, it was like, meow or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:25] GA: crap! tell no one about this!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:26] AC: lips are, sealed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:26] GA: oh, and did you hear about libby leaving?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:26] GA: duh, you were there, nevermind

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:27] GA: secret meowface said to 'pack my bags' or something so maybe libby is leaving really soon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:27] AC: oh well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:28] AC: we can't, just rely, on her help, all the time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:28] AC: not like, she helped me, much though, hated me I'm pretty sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:29] GA: well, we'll have to learn how to make portals and stuff to get around now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:29] GA: or i can maybe hack my way around, and this time ill try not to end up at hephaustus' house

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] AC: ehh, you probably, shouldn't risk it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] AC: might, mess up, something serious next time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] GA: pffft

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] GA: pffffffft

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] GA: fine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:30] AC: don't pfft, me, miss justice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:31] GA: hey im not miss justice right now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:31] GA: look, see? slightly shorter hair, less wings

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:31] GA: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:31] GA: less justice?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:31] GA: there arent really many differences i suppose

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:32] AC: whether or not, you're using your power, you are the same person, are you not?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:32] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:32] GA: i wonder if i can hack myself and give me some rad justice powers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:33] AC: or a, third arm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:33] AC: or cancer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:33] GA: i already have a third arm ;)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:33] AC: dude, we both have, girlfriends

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:34] GA: so i cant wink at anyone at all?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:34] GA: hey, didnt you promise me a kick in the balls?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:34] GA: uhhahh not that you should give it now maybe later please

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:34] AC: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:34] AC: I will, wait for the, opportune moment

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:35] GA: oh no thats even worse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:35] AC: maybe, when you're, making out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:35] GA: nooo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:36] AC: actually, that's a, good idea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:36] AC: imma do, that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:36] GA: noooooo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:37] AC: hehehehehahahahah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:37] GA: youre evil :(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:38] GA: if you do that, then ill... do something mean back!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:38] AC: like?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:38] GA: like hack you and make you a magical girl forever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:38] GA: muahahahaha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:38] AC: dude, we only, have two guys, left

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:38] AC: you're dating, an alien

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:39] GA: so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:39] GA: we could have a human orgy and- no actually ew

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:39] GA: nvm ill get you back some other way

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:40] AC: those, images will, haunt my dreams, forever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:40] GA: hahahah, ive soiled your MIND havent i, hahahahahah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:41] AC: yes, now I've imagined, how small your, dick is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:41] GA: well i dont have to imagine to know how small yours is hahahahah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:43] -- acquiredCarne [AC] winds up and punts Doir in the balls as hard as he can --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:43] -- galactoidArrival [GA] falls over. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:43] GA: owwwwww

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:44] -- galactoidArrival [GA] quickly transforms to get away from the pain. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:44] GA: owowowowowow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:44] GA: for great... justice... nyeh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:44] AC: kicked so hard, they retreated

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:45] -- galactoidArrival [GA] kicks Nate's feet out from under him so he falls. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:45] GA: you said youd wait :(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:45] -- acquiredCarne [AC] falls and lands right on top of Doir/Dina --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:46] AC: I did, wait, for a few minutes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:46] <span style="color:rgb(0,166,0);">GA: ow youre crushing my wings owowow get off

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:46] AC: ehh, karma

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:46] -- galactoidArrival [GA] flails her arms and legs around in an effort to get Nate away and also maybe slap him in the face. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:47] AC: oh, fine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:47] -- acquiredCarne [AC] stands up --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:47] -- galactoidArrival [GA] stays on the floor, in pain and frowning. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:48] AC: oh come on, I've been landed on, several times in, the last few days

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:49] GA: yeah but my wings and my crotch owww

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:49] AC: I had, five people, at once, land on me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:49] -- galactoidArrival [GA] rolls away. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:49] GA: nyeh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:49] GA: see ya later, naaaate

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:50] AC: have fun, with the pain