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 -- carewornAstro1ogist [CA] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 19:55 --

 [07:55] CA: Hey yoooooooooooou

 [07:55] GA: hi

 [07:55] GA: is somethin up?

 [07:56] CA: Noo, Just... boored. Talk too me, buddy, pal, bestie

 [07:56] GA: okay

 [07:57] GA: uhhh, so, you might not know this because everyone is your ex or in a relationship with you, but usually you dont talk to exes

 [07:57] CA: Only childish wrigglers doo that kind oof stuff

 [07:58] GA: no thats how most exes are for normal people

 [07:58] GA: usually the population exceeds 20 people though so i guess you have almost an excuse

 [07:59] CA: >=:/

 [08:00] CA: *I* am just trying too be mature~ with the situatioon, and keep healthy, casual coonversatioon

 [08:00] GA: alright, alright

 [08:00] GA: i dont make many enemies who i can openly be mean to so im just enjoying it

 [08:01] GA: hows it going with ryspor? i mean, your relationship, not his current issue.

 [08:01] CA: That's the spirit!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:01] GA: yeah i know how to have casual conversations

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:02] GA: unfortunately mostly everyone around here has forgotten

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:02] GA: or never learned

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:02] GA: everyones always gotta be all up and talking about some shit thats going down

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:02] CA: Everything's... FINE. Yep, average kismesisitude, name-calling, passioonate h8-makeoouts the usual

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:03] GA: nobodies ever like lmao i made up a joke

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:03] GA: thats cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:03] CA: It's almoost like this all oof this is just furthering the ploot in oour imaginary adventure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:04] GA: ehhh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:04] CA: oone too many 'this's

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:04] GA: i make the could-be-meta jokes, you should just stick to what you know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:04] GA: i say could be because im almost 90% certain that my jokes are meta but i may actually just be joking pointlessly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:05] GA: anyway, are you mentally healthy? everyone's losing their shit around here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:05] CA: Is there anyoone oout there, foorming little meta-coomments foor yoou too type intoo this woordboox

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:06] GA: shoosh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:06] CA: Ehehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:06] GA: im not sure if that question comes off pale but i assure you i have no intention of ever romancing you ever again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:07] CA: k

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:07] CA: </3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:07] GA: uh, yeah, </3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:08] CA: Meoouet is chill as fuck. Ryspoor's cursed like a doooo doooo head, ooh and I went intoo this denial thing aboout Kikate foor a few days.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:08] GA: yeah yeah i know that but are you okay in the head?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:09] CA: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:09] GA: seriously like 75% of the remaining population has some kind of mental issue right now between seeing their loved ones die and everyone around them dying

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:10] GA: alright good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:10] GA: so you and kate are good and dandy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:10] CA: Let the boodes hit the floooor?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:10] GA: *inaudible whispering*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:10] GA: FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:11] CA: With Kikate, oor, dandy with eachoother?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:11] CA: *rad guitar sooloo*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:11] GA: what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:12] GA: are you insinuating that i may be insiuating that you and kate are with each other?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:12] CA: n-noo...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:12] CA: Oh wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:12] CA: Yeah, she's like, right next too me,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:12] GA: sigh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:12] CA: we're makingoout as I type this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:14] GA: so when are you gonna dump her for someone else?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:14] CA: >=>:O

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:14] GA: also, why were you so hurt over kikate's death? didnt he dump you? and isnt that why you have so many relationship problems, because you think dumping people is okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:15] CA: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:15] CA: Uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:15] GA: you wouldnt be so torn up by his death unless... you still had feelings for him!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:15] GA: hahah detective doir figuring all this shit out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:16] CA: Well uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:16] CA: ookay, yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:16] GA: lmao

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:17] CA: But he's a coorpse noow, soo whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:17] GA: well he's still out there somewhere, in dream bubble hell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:17] GA: which is a real place because ive been there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:17] GA: i dont remember it because it was so bad that libby took my memory

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:18] CA: Oh jeez

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:18] GA: im sure he's happy in eternal torment though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:18] GA: absolutely peachy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:18] CA: soo cash?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:18] GA: definitely

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:18] GA: too bad he wronged libby or we couldve saved his soul, probably

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:19] GA: or, too bad he wronged libby because libby is now gone and we're all fucked

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:19] GA: i still cant believe those two went and did that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:20] GA: they were my best fuckin friends, sort of, you know?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:20] CA: Oh shit, she's goone?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:20] GA: um, yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:20] GA: jack got her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:20] CA: Well fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:20] CA: Hoow was I... unaware oof this?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:20] GA: idk ryspor probably forgot to tell you or didnt want to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:21] GA: bc every has to keep fucking secrets around here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:21] CA: (Classic Ryspoor)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:21] GA: hey hold the fuck up maybe he didnt tell you because he didnt want you to freak

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:21] GA: you were already torn by kikates death at the time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:22] GA: maybe he was just being responsible and caring

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] CA: Soorry...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] GA: no, no, i think its like your job to diss ryspor, sorry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:23] GA: or something like that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:24] CA: Yes, that's usually hoow these things woork

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:24] GA: troll romance is fascinatingly complicated, but i dont think ill ever completely grasp it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:24] CA: Yoou...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:24] CA: YOu want me too elaboorate?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:24] GA: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:25] GA: ive had this shit explained like 20 times im just not gonna get it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:25] CA: OKay gooood. I was gooing too say, soomething like, "I feel like everyoone has heard this multiple times"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] CA: And I mean, EVERYONE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] GA: heheh once i actually almost got into a spades relationship with jack

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] CA: ooooooh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] GA: but he totally turned me down claiming he couldnt feel hate or love lmao what a cliche'd alien badguy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:26] CA: Soo cliche

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:27] CA: He secretly has a sooft heart, and loove hates yoou with all oof it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:27] CA: Next time yoou see him, smooooch his face,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:28] GA: yes ill definitely do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:28] GA: ill smooch his face and then insult him for being really cliche and a shitty villain

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:29] CA: Yes, doo it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:29] GA: ill make a whole tvtropes page for him and list each and every shitty trope he has

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:30] CA: YEEEEEESSSSS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:30] GA: yeah no there are like 10,000 tropes im not doing that shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:30] CA: Aw

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:30] GA: i go far for my jokes but theres a line and its called laziness

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:31] GA: i dont cross that shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:31] GA: i wouldnt touch that line with a 10 foot stick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:32] GA: also, how do you have a working fucking computer under water??

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:32] GA: or phone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:32] GA: or whatever! electronics cant work under water!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] CA: It's MAGIC

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] CA: Everything here is magic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] GA: havent any of you assholes ever heard of the laws of physics???

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] CA: Even the fish-boods

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:33] CA: mmm Leoon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:34] GA: okay generally when talking to exes you dont say things about how hot your new date is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:34] GA: also, he's like fifty now. and still a virgin and huge weeaboo.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] CA: Minoor details

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GA: how many conversations have you had with him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] GA: i know when you and i were together we'd chatted... what, three times prior?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:35] CA: Recently... oor um... as a whoole...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] CA: Noo! We had like... Uh... five coonversatioons

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:36] GA: i mean i know everyone around here talks like abnormally small amounts but jeeeeez

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:37] GA: hold on lemme count

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:37] GA: so we had that time at thanksgiving, the time where we winked a bunch...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] CA: >=;oo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] CA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] GA: and that time you got drunk at the end

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:38] CA: ooh... jeez...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:39] CA: I actually think I have soome wine captchaloogued

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:39] GA: oh and there was that first time, way before the rest, when your hand was broken and you kept misspelling shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:39] GA: oh cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:39] GA: i have a bunch of fancy alcohol i stole from beaus house

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:39] CA: Waaaaaaaanna trade?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:39] GA: maybe later

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] GA: im not drinking any because im actually responsible contrary to popular belief

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] GA: and i know what the word 'class' means

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] CA: Awwww

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] CA: I can sip it froom a fancy glass

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:40] CA: jeez

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:41] GA: dude, you know we're like, constantly in danger and probably going to die if we're not in full control of ourselves, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:42] CA: It's a cooping mechanism

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GA: youre going to stunt the shit out of your growth

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GA: what if you drink too much and need to get your stomach pumped

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GA: there are no more hospitals

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GA: you guys need a babysitter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] CA: I'm soorry what? Can't hear yoou oover my heavy drinking

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] GA: HOW DO YOU EVEN DRINK UNDERWATER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:43] CA: MAGIC

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:44] CA: FUCKING MAGIC

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:44] GA: THATS AN EXCUSE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:44] GA: A SHITTY EXCUSE TO COVER UP YOUR BLACK HOLE SIZED RIPS IN THE FABRIC OF THE PLOT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:44] CA: SHUT YOUR MOUTH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:44] CA: FUCK YOUR SCIENCE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:44] GA: SCIENCE IS EVERYTHING

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:45] CA: MAGIC IS YOUR SHIT SCIENCE AND MORE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: MAGIC IS JUST SCIENCE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] CA: NO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] CA: SHUT UP

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: YES

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] CA: MAGIC IS REAL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: yeah what you call magic is real

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: but its not really magic its just a) science or b) programmed into the universe and therefore is also science

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] CA: NO NO NO NO NO NO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] GA: did i mention the part where reality is all one big video game which exists within itself

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] CA: THIS GAME WAS OBVIOUSLY MADE WITH MAGIC

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] GA: whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] CA: Yoou're giving me a MAGIC sea-headache

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:48] -- galactoidArrival [GA] sends some pictures of what appears to be Tron or the matrix or something, and a big Charles Dutton head, as well as an ASCII Tron Bike. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] GA: look at this cold hard evidence

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] CA: Fake and gay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GA: there are even a few selfies in there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GA: yeah it is gay and reality is fake

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GA: super gay, so gay you have no idea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: i hacked the universe to get those photos

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:50] -- carewornAstro1ogist [CA] sends an MS Paint edited photo of the same picture with a bearded Dutton. The Tron bike has been turned into a broom. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] CA: Magic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: why did you do this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] CA: Bitch

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: oh shoosh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: magic in the harry potter universe is just quantum mechanics

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] CA: STOP IT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GA: magic in this universe is just programming

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GA: MAGIC IS SCIENCE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] CA: Noope.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] CA: Fuck yoou.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- carewornAstro1ogist [CA] blocked galactoidArrival [GA] at 20:51 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GA: oh, no, dont say that, i thought you were fucking leon, not me!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- carewornAstro1ogist [CA] did not receive message from galactoidArrival [GA] at 20:51 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[08:51] <span style="color:rgb(0,145,0);">GA: ugh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[08:51]  <span style="color:rgb(0,145,0);">GA: thats such a stupid reason to block me, cant you take an argument? jeeeez

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[08:51]  <span style="color:rgb(0,145,0);">GA: magic is science btw i win

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[08:51]  <span style="color:rgb(0,145,0);">GA: au revoir

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[08:52]  <span style="color:rgb(0,145,0);">GA: au rev*doir lmao

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">-- <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> galactoidArrival  <span style="color:rgb(0,145,0);">[GA] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> ceased pestering  <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">carewornAstro1ogist  <span style="color:rgb(0,130,130);">[CA]  <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">at 20:52 --