010914doirjossik

 -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 17:47 --

 [05:47] GG: hey do-r

 [05:47] GA: hi jossik

 [05:47] GG: how are th-ngs

 [05:47] GA: very purple

 [05:47] GG: hehehe yeah

 [05:48] GA: howre things with you

 [05:48] GG: pretty fuck-ng awesome, really

 [05:48] GA: hm?

 [05:48] GA: do tell

 [05:48] GG: well

 [05:49] GG: ryspor and - are back together

 [05:49] GA: aw thats awesome

 [05:49] GG: hehe yeah -t really -s

 [05:50] GA: i hope scarlet doesnt get pissed

 [05:50] GG: - talked to her afterwards actually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GA: howd that go

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GG: she was completely obl-v-ous

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GG: - th-nk she doesnt really care what my wak-ng body does wh-le she has my dreamself

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GA: oh, phew

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GA: thats good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GA: i was kinda scared that shed be pissed and hurt ryspor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GG: yeah same here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GG: - would've started some ser-ous sh-t -f she had done thast

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GA: well, at least she doesnt seem to actively be trying to hurt everyone like some people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GA: cough jack cough

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GG: - got the -mpress-on that once shes done whatever shes gonna do to my dreamself -ts not gonna be my body anymore

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GG: wh-ch could st-ll be a major problem

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:55] GA: yeah that could be problematic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:55] GG: - h-ghly doubt my dreamself w-ll actually become the herald though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GA: i think the herald died though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GA: so his ghost might take over your body

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GG: hm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GG: well we need the herald to k-ll jack so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GG: -t m-ght be a good th-ng? -dk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GA: well you wont be any worse off than me i guess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GG: hehe yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GG: actually come to th-nk of -t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GA: unless being the herald causes agonizing physical or emotional pain for you or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GG: that would suck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GA: er, go on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GG: however -f my dreamself bas-cally just d-es by becom-ng the herald

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:58] GG: then maybe l-bby would save my dreamsoul l-ke she d-d for ryspor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:58] GG: and then - could be w-th h-m when -'m awake and asleep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:58] GG: wh-ch would be pretty n-ce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:58] GA: heheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:58] GA: i wonder if i can somehow do a similar thing with my waking body

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] GG: hm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] GA: like, having the soul saved

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] GG: -dk you'd have to ask l-bby

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] GG: what -'m hop-ng w-ll happen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:59] GA: yeah ill do that, uh, later

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] GG: -s that whatever she's gonna do won't actually make me the herald, but w-ll g-ve me some sort of power boost

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] GG: that would be n-ce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] GG: you seem cagey about talk-ng to l-bby

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] GA: yeah we're not on the best terms atm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:00] GG: what happened?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:01] GA: oh, you know how i am

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:01] GA: all weird and rude sometimes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:01] GG: you -nsulted her -'m guess-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:01] GA: no i was just being a fool and asking stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:01] GG: huh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:02] GG: thats no reason for her to be mad at you or whatever the deal -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:02] GA: eh, i dont know if shes mad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:03] GG: just annoyed?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:03] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:03] GG: ugh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:03] GG: well -'m not on the best terms w-th her e-ther

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:03] GA: eheheh whatd you do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:03] GG: - got captured by scarlet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:04] GG: thats pretty much -t really

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:05] GA: we should start a club

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:05] GA: 'not really on good terms with many twinks' club

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:05] GG: hehehe yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:05] GA: we'll have meetings every tuesday

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:06] GG: whee

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:07] GA: so, mission crossdressing spies going well?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:07] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:07] GG: we are the sex-est g-rls -n the club rn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:07] GA: im sure you are

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:08] GA: heheh that came off as a lot more sarcastic than i had intended

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:08] GG: hell, we're probably the sex-est g-rls on the planet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:08] GA: well, the consorts are bulls...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:08] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:08] GA: tbh i dont think i can think of how a bull can be sexy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:08] GG: we w-n pretty much by default

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:09] GA: i wonder if the bulls my team fought at thanksgiving were bulls from lowad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:09] GA: well, we sort of fought bulls

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:09] GA: i attempted an attack but i was hit back, and then i started farming

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:09] GA: then aura rode one?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:10] GG: were thhey just l-ke regular bulls or what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:10] GA: and i think beau scared them away

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:10] GA: i think so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:10] GG: they m-ghtve been from lowad then -dk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:11] GG: aura seems to be -n the hab-t of r-d-ng th-ngs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:11] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:11] GG: she stole sannta clause sle-gh --rc

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:11] GA: heheh yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:12] GA: shes not very good at combat, but she sure as hell can find a way to ride something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:12] GG: well we all have our sk-lls

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:12] GA: when we were fighting at the great battle of the smokestack, she managed to ride a crow tarantula imp

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:12] GG: she should alchem-ze some bombs and then just fly around the battle f-eld carpetbomb-ng bad guys

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:13] GA: hahaha sounds like a good idea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:13] GG: so, how are th-ngs on derse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:13] GA: as i said, very purple

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:13] GG: hehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:13] GA: almost too purple tbh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:14] GG: anyth-ng happen-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:14] GA: could use a bit of green, or yellow, or blue

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:14] GA: yeah im learning how to be a servant

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:14] GG: green -s a n-ce color

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:14] GG: what why

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:14] GA: null and i got an audience with the black queen and the queen was like 'lol ur a servant now'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:15] GG: that -s so not cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:15] GA: ive been sold into slavery send help

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:15] GA: heheh its fine really

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:15] GG: apparently the wh-te queen -s sh-pp-ng people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:15] GG: wh-ch could potent-ally be way worse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:15] GA: yeah i heard about that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:16] GA: eheheh i think i lucked out though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:16] GG: how so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:16] GA: free food, free servant training, free everything that isnt nailed down that i can steal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:16] GG: hehehe n-ce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:16] GG: -f - were you -d get out of there pretty qu-ckly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:16] GA: its a purple gold mine of random palace shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:16] GA: yeah im plannin on gettin out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:17] GA: probably gonna graduate first, at the top of my class of course

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:17] GA: with this economy, i need a degree

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:17] GG: -n serv-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:17] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:17] GA: what else is there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:18] GG: how about crossdress-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:18] GA: im already a master at that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:18] GA: i can literally transform into a lady its like the ultimate crossdressing shenanigans

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:18] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:21] GG: ryspor's teach-ng me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:21] GG: he says -'m a good learner

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:21] GA: why does ryspor know so much about crossdressing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:21] GG: - dont know, actually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:21] GA: even seriad said ryspor was better than her at being a lady

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:22] GG: -'ll be sure to ask hehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:22] GA: when he gets online he has a lot of explaining to do and i totally need training too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:22] GG: don't get me wrong, he makes a pretty sexy g-rl

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:23] GA: maybe the secret to winning this game is for everyone to become a girl or crossdress

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:24] GG: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:24] GG: and then we can form an all g-rl band w-th the -nstruments we got at chr-stmas

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:24] GA: ill have to be vocals

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:24] GG: we w-ll conquer the lands w-th the power of mus-c and sex-ness

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:24] GA: my triangle doesnt work

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:24] GG: why not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:25] GA: i dont know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:25] GA: it doesnt work

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:25] GG: thats we-rd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:25] GA: some dumb page thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:25] GG: huh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:25] GG: yeah you can be vocals

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:25] GA: luckily i have an amazing singing voice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:26] GG: good we'll need -t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:26] GA: and to hit the high notes all i have to do is have a little transformation sequence

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:26] GG: hehehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:27] GA: btw, whats up with horns?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:27] GG: what about them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:27] GA: not sure if its a weird question, but one time ryspor and i were sitting together and his horn hit me and he went all weird

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:27] GG: oh uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:28] GA: i never asked him because he fell asleep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:28] GG: well rubb-ng the horns can produce a very calm-ng and pleasurable effect

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:28] GA: pffffhahaha omfg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:28] GG: what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:29] GA: you cant just flaunt words like rubbing the horns and pleasurable around a thirteen year old

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:29] GA: they end up laughing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:29] GA: which is exactly what im doing, eheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:29] GG: -

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:29] GG: that -s not what - meant

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:31] GA: the awkwardness is almost palpable

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:31] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:31] GG: - blame you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:31] GA: lets change the subject to how to overthrow the monarchies

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:31] GA: and yes, i accept that blame

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:31] GG: hm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:32] GA: anyway it seems as though both the black queen and the white queen suck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:32] GG: - have no clue how we would go about that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:32] GA: and now the black queen wants to go to war? wtf

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:32] GG: hm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:32] GA: and she wants us dorse dreamers to help her out and fight or w/e

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:32] GG: bluh, no thank you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:33] GA: so i was thinking: steal a bunch of war stuff and escape

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:33] GG: that sounds good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:33] GG: -f they have any swords could you grab me one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:33] GA: sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:33] GA: maybe they have lightsabers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:33] GA: we are in space, after all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:33] GG: oh man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:33] GG: that would be so cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:33] GA: light sabers and space ships and whatever else

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:33] GA: chess wookies, maybe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:34] GG: hm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:34] GG: -dk -f that reference really works tho

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:34] GG: s-nce there are two ev-l k-ngdoms

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:34] GA: im not sure if either one is evil

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:34] GA: i mean, dorse kinda has the whole evil vibe going on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:34] GA: yknow, with the purple, and the dark sky

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:34] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:35] GA: prospit was all bright and happy and a big blue round planet sky thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:35] GG: well ev-l doesnt always look all ev-l

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:35] GA: but they both seem to have kind of evil leaders...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:35] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:36] GA: i think we should just get the heck outta dodge and let them settle their dumb war themselves

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:36] GG: yeah that sounds good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:36] GG: we have quests to focus on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:36] GA: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:36] GA: shit, what if this is a questline

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:36] GA: like a major one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:36] GG: you mean the war

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:36] GG: fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:37] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:37] GG: that would be not good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:37] GA: shit i cant participate if im leaving

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:37] GA: and you might not be able to participate

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:37] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:37] GG: or ryspor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:37] GA: and sami

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:37] GG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:37] GG: maybe -ts for the better

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:38] GA: maybe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:38] GG: th-s doesnt feel l-ke someth-ng we should get -nvolved -n

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:38] GG: well - gtg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:39] GG: but -'ll talk to you later

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [06:39] GA: see ya later, jossik

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 18:39 --