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 -- gardeningCatastrophe [GC] began pestering theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] at 21:38 --

 [09:38] GC: Hey dude! I mean sir

 [09:39] TA: 777 hello 7here Erisio 777

 [09:39] TA: 777 I 7ake i7 you are doing well by your flagran7 disregard for honorifics 777

 [09:41] GC: S-Sorry Mr. Piraya

 [09:41] GC: Yeah I am pretty good I guess, how*re you doing?

 [09:42] GC: I saw that Lily was like, not choking anymore! Sounds like good news for you eh?

 [09:43] TA: 777 indeed i7 is qui7e refreshing 7o know 7ha7 my mere presence near her will no7 kill her anymore 777

 [09:43] TA: 777 all in all I will chalk i7 up in 7he win ca7agory 777

 [09:45] GC: That*s great! Now you can be the... suave gentleman you were destined to be! (according to pg 10 section 4.6)

 [09:46] TA: 777 very good young pupil 777

 [09:47] TA: 777 perhaps someday soon you will rise 7o 7he ranks of debonair gen7lemanne in your own righ7 777

 [09:47] GC: Y-You think so?

 [09:47] GC: But I*d have to surpass you and I don*t think that is scientifically possible

 [09:48] TA: 777 do no7 shoo7 for 7he low rung on 7he social ladder Erisio 777

 [09:48] TA: 777 I expec7 you 7o surpass me as any good 7eacher should 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:50] GC: <:O

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:52] TA: 777 yes i7 is 7rue my young appren7ice 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:52] TA: 777 someday you will be even more cul7ured 7han I 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:52] TA: 777 and i7 will make me so proud 7ha7 I will shed many a gen7lemanly 7ear 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:52] TA: 777 by which I mean a single 7ear as ou7lined on page 88 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:53] GC: yes of course

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:54] GC: Oh speaking of, your book doesnt elaborate much on section 55 pg 67, how to properly treat a lady, so I figured I*d ask the author himself. So uh, how does one properly treat a lady?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] TA: 777 a lady is 7o be 7rea7ed wi7h 7he u7mos7 respec7 possible even if i7 7hey are woefully unrefined 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] TA: 777 a 7rue gen7leman gives a lady 7heir due admira7ion a7 all 7imes and all ins7ances 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:56] TA: 777 and if 7hey are asser7ive and powerful 7his goes double for 7hem 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:56] TA: 777 7rus7 me 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:58] GC: There seem to be a lot of powerful girls in my life

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:59] TA: 777 you are a luckier man 7han I 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:00] TA: 777 if I may enquire why all 7he in7eres7 in 7he womanly kind Erisio? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:01] GC: Oh well... I sorta... have a date and i*m not reallysurewhattodo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:02] TA: 777 7:0 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:02] TA: 777 Erisio 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:02] TA: 777 I am 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:02] TA: 777 so proud of you 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:03] GC: don*t shed more than one tear, you must preserve your status

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:05] TA: 777 7here will be 7ime for 7ha7 la7er firs7 we mus7 prepare you for 7his momen7ous occasion 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:05] TA: 777 now unfor7una7ely I do no7 have access 7o my 7ailor since he presumabely died on Al7ernia so I will have 7o le7 you borrow one of my sui7s 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:06] GC: Oh, actually Maenam is already making me an outfit!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:07] TA: 777 ah I see 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:07] TA: 777 well I am cer7ain 7ha7 even a non-Condescence 7yrian blood has a sui7able eye for proper fashion 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:07] TA: 777 7ha7 should no7 be a problem 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:10] TA: 777 so spill 7he chips E7rors 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:10] TA: 777 who is 7he lucky lady? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:13] GC: oh uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:13] GC: Mahtah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:13] TA: 777 really? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:14] TA: 777 as in Miss Ven7ela7ion Shaf7 2014 Mah7ah Ry7oil? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:15] GC: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:15] GC: I think so?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:15] GC: I didn*t know she had a title!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:15] TA: 777 no Erisio i7 was a joke 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:15] TA: 777 I was joking 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:15] GC: Oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:15] GC: Sorry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:16] TA: 777 well congra7ula7ions a7 leas7 you will be s7ar7ing on a rela7ively level playing field as far as I can 7ell 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:17] GC: what do you mean?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:17] TA: 777 le7 us jus7 say you bo7h do no7 exude 7he aura of 7he da7ing 7ype 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:17] TA: 777 considering 7he las7 exchange we had involved you flipping ou7 abou7 a few joking blackrom insinua7ions 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:18] TA: 777 why 7he sudden change of hear7 on roman7ic aspira7ions by 7he way? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:18] GC: O*Oh wel*l those *insinuati*ons* are still very much denied

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:18] GC: It isn*t the *romantic* aspect I do not like, there is no change of the heart there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:19] GC: You migh want to talk to Miss Fate, or Miss Melnia for subjects of heart

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:20] TA: 777 Erisio I li7erally mean7 why did you change your mind abou7 7he concep7s of romance 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:21] TA: 777 I 7hink I may need 7o wrigh7 a revisional chap7er on failing 7o recognize me7aphor 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:21] GC: o*h mind I can talk about mind, I didn*t *change* anything about my opinion on romance it*s the...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:21] GC: o*ther par*t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:22] TA: 777 7he physical par7s? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:22] GC: th*e parts with the bed and the jazz music

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:23] GC: and the *parts* if you are understanding my me*taphor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:25] TA: 777 Erisio 7here are undiscovered 7ribes of 7rolls in 7he Al7ernian Pacific 7ha7 have no7 had con7ac7 wi7h ou7side influence for cen7uries 7ha7 unders7and your me7aphor 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:25] TA: 777 I suppose I should jus7 ask wha7 led you 7o ask Mah7ah ou7? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:30] GC: Well she is supe*r nice and proffesional and cool and sh*e feels the way about the.. parts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:30] GC: so I guess I f*eel like she understands, y*know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:30] GC: and I feel like I understand h*er

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:30] TA: 777 a ma7ch made in an airduc7 in heaven if I ever saw one 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:31] TA: 777 I suppose she does have 7he comandeering business before pleasure a77i7ude which is always a plus 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:31] GC: they probably dont have vents in human cloud city

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:33] TA: 777 do you a7 leas7 have a plan for your da7e 7hen? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:33] GC: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:33] GC: I was going to take her to a garden

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:34] GC: but I think Lily mentioned having a plan?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:34] GC: so I*m a little scared

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:34] GC: honestly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:36] TA: 777 say no more 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:36] TA: 777 I know wha7 my du7y is now 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:36] GC: d-do you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:36] TA: 777 yes 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:36] TA: 777 I mus7 collabora7e wi7h my ma7espri7 7o assure 7ha7 you and Mah7ah have a flawless da7e 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:36] TA: 777 i7 will be perfec7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:36] GC: oh dear

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:37] TA: 777 7:D 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:37] TA: 777 7;D 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:38] GC: <:(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:39] GC: (you cannot tell but I am worried, so I am trying to communicate this through text based emoticons)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:39] TA: 777 do no7 worry my young appren7ice 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:40] GC: (Because the <:( face is usually for sadness, and there is not a specifically "worried" emoticon)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:41] GC: what exactly are you planning?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:41] TA: 777 now now Mis7er E7rors 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:42] TA: 777 7ha7 would be spoiling a surprise 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:42] TA: 777 and wha7 does 7he book say abou7 spoilers? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:43] GC: page 1 in the introduction! paragraph 3, "no spoilers 7;)"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:43] TA: 777 good man 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:43] TA: 777 now I mus7 plan 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:44] TA: 777 I will 7alk 7o you a7 a la7er da7e Mis7er E7rors 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:44] GC: Uh, t-talk to ya later? crocodile

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