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[10:13] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] began trolling acquiredCarne [AC] at 22:13 --

[10:13] AG: http://world-of-homestuck.wikia.com/wiki/Quadrantshitnullbeau

[10:13] AG: here read this and let me know if you have any questions

[10:13] AC: uhh

[10:13] AG: I'm doing the rounds with all of the humans

[10:13] AC: ok

[10:20] AC: uhh

[10:20] AC: this is pretty confusing

[10:21] AG: any particular part

[10:21] AC: is the whole part particular enough?

[10:22] AC: like is there a chart or something?

[10:26] AG: uhm no

[10:26] AG: the relationships correspond to your card suits though apparently

[10:26] AC: what?

[10:27] AG: hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades

[10:27] AC: ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] AC: why not?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:27] AG: wh.. why not what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] AC: makes about as much sense as anything else I've heard

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] AG: pfffhahaha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] AG: now imagine how I feel finding out you guys have a million watered down moirails and only one reproductive quadrant!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] AG: and you carry live young in your stomachs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] AG: that's fucking awful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] AC: oh shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] AC: I just realized

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] AC: Doir and I are the only dudes left

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] AG: yeah. we've gotta figure out some way around all of our species' reproductive issues

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] AG: I guess the twinks still have their method preserved but the humans and trolls are in for a world of trouble

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] AC: I'm probably going to regret asking

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:31] AC: but how are trolls made?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] AG: genetic material is collected from red and black pairings

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] AC: red and black?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] AG: ... yes, flushed and pitch.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] AG: hearts and spades.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] AC: ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] AG: then they put all of the genetic material together and usually someone would, uh. well, I don't really know so much. implant the mother grub, I guess, and then she bears a batch of grubs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] AC: yep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] AC: I regret asking

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AG: ehehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AG: I got to witness human style birth first hand

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AG: and was covered in birth fluid

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AG: so I definitely got the worst of the bargain I promise

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AC: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AC: what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] AG: our team's first planet.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] AG: the denizen was an infant that didn't want to leave its womb. we had to travel there and convince it to leave so it could unlock our gate.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] AG: I gave it an orchid.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] AC: ewww

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] AG: yeah, seriously

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] AC: I'm reading through this thing again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] AC: I'm a paranoid grouch?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] AG: hahaha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] AG: I mean maybe I'm off base but aren't you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] AC: a bit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] AG: ehehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] AC: really not funny

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] AG: if you say so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] AC: I know I'm messed up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] AC: doesn't mean I like other people saying it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] AG: well, luckily you don't get to control what I say!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] AG: you humans are so touchy about that stuff.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] AG: I freely admit I'm a neurotic bitch.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] AG: You have to be self aware, Nate.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] AC: not exactly my strong suit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] AG: it'll come in time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] AG: hopefully! P:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] AC: ughh, a reminder of another thing I'm shit at

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] AG: wow okay debbie downer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] AG: I'll let you wallow in your own misery if you'd like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] AG: or if you have any questions about the quadrant shit I can answer them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] AG: this isn't really a productive conversation if all you're going to do is self deprecate and feel sorry for yourself

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] AC: well, that's what you interupted me doing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] AG: don't you get bored of doing the same thing all of the time ehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] AC: yeah, but there's not much else to do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] AG: I mean, I wish you guys would hurry up and finish your world quest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] AG: all I've been doing in this game is waiting around like a chump for my eyes to heal or for other chumps to stop being chumps

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] AC: ehh, that's what you get when you leave everything to teenagers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] AG: haha inorite

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] AG: well uh I've leave you to it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] AG: try not to have too much fun

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] AG: goodbye human nate

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] AC: I won't

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] AG: sigh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] gave up trolling acquiredCarne [AC] at 23:04 --