Dean Jack102313edit

-- talentedAviator  [TA]  began pestering punctualPilferer  [PP]  at 18:51 --

[06:51]  TA: Hello Jack, what are you up too

[09:03]  PP: OK_LOOK_I_AM_GOING_TO_LEVEL_WITH_YOU

[09:03]  PP: THERE_IS_LITTERALLY_NOTHING_I_HAVE_TO_GAIN_FROM_TELLING_YOU_ANYTHING

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:04]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: NOTHING_IS_FREE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:04]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: but i have everything to gain, and i am willing to pay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:04]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: ARE_YOU_NOW

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:04]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: ALRIGHT_NOW_WE_ARE_TALKING

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:04]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: for information, i know that information comes with a price

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:04]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: i was rasied by the US goverment after all, i know that imformation is costly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:04]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: ALRIGHT_THEN_SO_WHAT_EXACT_INFORMATION_ARE_YOU_LOOKING_FOR

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:05]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: 1, were did you come from? 2. Did you come alone. and 3. Why enter are session

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:06]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: ALRIGHT_LETS_START_WITH_ONE_THEN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:06]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:06]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: FOR_THAT_INFORMATION_I_NEED_YOU_TO_USE_THE_ALCHEMY_SYSTEM_OF_YOUR_SESSION_TO_COMBINE_TWO_ITEMS_WHICH_I_WILL_PROVIDE_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:07]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: that seems fair,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:07]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: i mean what could possibly go wrong

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:10]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: FOR_PIECE_OF_INFORMATION_NUMBER_2_I_WANT_YOU_TO_CLIP_YOUR_TOE_NAILS_AND_PLACE_THEM_IN_THE_DISCARDED_HORMEL_CHILLY_CAN_I_LEFT_IN_THE_DEBRIS_IN_YOUR_ROOM._YOU_WILL_THEN_DROP_THIS_CAN_OFF_THE_EDGE_OF_THE_DRAGON_YOUR_HOUSE_IS_RESTING_ON

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:13]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: FOR_PIECE_OF_INFORMATION_NUMBER_THREE,_I_WANT_YOU_TO_USE_YOUR_COMPUTER_TO_MAKE_A_VOICE_RECORDING_OF_A_SINGLE_SENTENCE_I_WILL_TELL_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:13]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: okay, few questions, weres the can i have sorted though about half of this trash, have yet to find a chilly can, and 2 which edge

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:14]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: and i can do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:15]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: IT_CAN_BE_ANY_EDGE_OF_THE_DRAGON_THE_CAN_IS_CURRENTLY_UNDER_YOUR_COMPUTER_DESK_WEDGED_BETWEEN_A_COPY_OF_TOP_GUN_AND_A_BOTTLE_I_FILLED_WITH_URINE_BECAUSE_I_WAS_FEELING_LAZY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:15]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: WAIT what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:15]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: that's nasty dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:18]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: but anyways, i sure i can find a use for that bottle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:18]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: but, i can do those things, no problem, what do you want me to say

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:18]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: YEAH_MAN_THATS_MY_GENETIC_CODE_THERE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:20]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: THE_SENTENCE_I_WANT_YOU_TO_SAY_IS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:21]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: JACK_IS_THE_HOTTEST_EVER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:22]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA:  also what is it you want me to prototype

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:22]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: ALCHEMIZE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:22]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: I_WILL_SEND_THE_ITEMS_A_BIT_LATER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:23]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: whatever, tomato tamato

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:27]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: but will i get the information, now or do i have to do those steps first, cause i don't really have tonails at the moment

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:31]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: I_NEED_PROOF_THAT_I_AM_GOING_TO_GET_PAID

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:31]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: NATURALLY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:32]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: okay, well, i did the voiceover DEANSVOICE.MP3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:33]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: your gonna have to wait awhile on the nails, they gotta grow back, and i can't do the first thing till you give me the items

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:36]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: ALRIGHT_THATS_PERFECT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:37]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: okay, now you hold up your end of the bargin

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:37]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: I_AM_THE_BODISATVA_OF_DEATH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:38]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: I_ENTERED_YOUR_SESSION_BECAUSE_I_HAVE_BEEN_WAITING_FOR_SOMEONE_TO_LET_ME_INTO_A_GEMINAI_SESSION_FOR_A_LONG_TIME._SINCE_I_CAN_ACTUALLY_EXIST_IN_THIS_ONE_TO_MY_FULL_POTENTIAL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:39]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: you want to achive enlightenment of death for the benifit of all, thats kida weird

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:40]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: IT_IS_BUT_IN_DUE_TIME_IT_WILL_BE_CLEAR_WHAT_I_MEAN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:40]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: okay, that anwsers question 3 but what about 1 and 2

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:41]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: I_NEED_PROOF_OF_PAYMENT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:41]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: i can't prove  |<span style="text-decoration:underline;color:rgb(0,0,255);">#1 <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);"> until you tell me what i need to do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:42]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: I_WILL_MAKE_SURE_YOUR_SERVER_PLAYER_GETS_THE_ITEMS_TO_DEPLOY_FOR_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:42]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: ONLY_WAY_TO_MAKE_IT_WORK

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:44]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: wait, why would nate do anything you tell him to he hates you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:44]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: why don't you just give me their codes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:44]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: I_AM_NOT_GOING_TO_TELL_HIM

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:45]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: duh.mp3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:45]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: I_AM_JUST_GOING_TO_ADD_THE_ITEMS_TO_HIS_DEPLOYABLES

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:45]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: IT_CANT_WORK_THAT_WAY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:45]  <span style="color:rgb(0,211,0);">PP: THESE_ITEMS_WERE_NEVER_MENT_TO_BE_IN_YOUR_SESSION

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:47]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: well, then i guess the must be pretty cool, anyway you want me to ALCHEMIZE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:47]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: and am i allowed to use them after i ALCHEMIZE them??

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:51]  <span style="color:rgb(56,0,49);">TA: okay, well if thats all i am going to take my leave now