072314tethysthiago

[10:19] -- gallionicAcrobat [GA] began pestering transchronicAllegorator [TA] at 22:19 --

[10:20] GA: | Hey. |

[10:20] GA: | You remember Pink, uh, Eddy? |

[10:20] TA: I do.

[10:20] GA: | Turns out he's a pushy prick. |

[10:20] GA: | He's trying to get Red to auspistize between us. |

[10:20] GA: | We should mess with them. |

[10:21] GA: | Put aside our differences, and have some good ol' troll vs human fun. |

[10:21] GA: | Or half human or whatever. |

[10:21] TA: Hehe. I like how you think, girl. 3=:P

[10:21] TA: What do you propose we do to him, then?

[10:21] GA: | I don't know, you're good at these evil plan things. |

[10:21] GA: | You're like, a cartoon villain. |

[10:22] TA: I'm a dramatic villian, imbecile./I'm too cool for that cartoon shit, you know.

[10:22] GA: | Yes, yes, you don't shout 'FOOLS!' after every sentence, you're a proper villain. |

[10:23] GA: | Anyway, I think we should both talk to him exclusively about how much we want to kill each other. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] TA: That's kind of a boring way to do it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] TA: 3=:|

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:23] GA: | Maybe we could have a duel to the death, ending in us making out in front of him? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] TA: That could possibly work, it's surprising.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] GA: | Honestly, the travel costs might outweigh how funny it'll be. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] TA: But I don't know when us three will have met.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] TA: Yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] GA: | Do you have any ideas? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:24] TA: ((sec))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] TA: ((have we ever met IRLIG?))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:28] GA: (( maybe once or twice, though probably not in the palace ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] TA: It would need to be believable, but.../I have an idea for something quite big.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] GA: | Okay. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] TA: We will lead on Eddy about a threat./He will be convinced it is a real thing./He will run to go tell Enzo, and then/he will find us mid combat, hopefully/then, just as they are about to butt in.../BAM. We kick their asses, then we makeout.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] GA: | Okay. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] TA: You are okay with doing this plan, then?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] GA: | Yeah. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] GA: | You're probably going to stab me while we make out, but whatever. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] TA: Come on, Tethys, I'm not THAT deceitful.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] GA: | Yes you are. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] TA: 3=:]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] GA: | So what do you mean by 'lead on'? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] GA: | We gonna get in a ship and park on his lawnring and then duel it up? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] TA: I mean by dropping subtle hints and stuff./Hints about when and where it will occur.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] GA: | I doubt he has the ability to travel to wherever it'll happen. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] GA: | He's on that blue fuck. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] GA: | Or... what'd they call it? Earth? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] TA: Earth.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] GA: | Yeah. That. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] GA: | Where would we duke it out? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] TA: I can go anywhere, really. And you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] GA: | Eh. I'd need to hitch a ride, but I can go anywhere as long as I don't be out for too long. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] GA: | Two weeks at the most. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] GA: | Maybe a month if I say I'm going to visit a moirail who just lost their matesprit on Earth or something. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] GA: | Don't get me wrong, this plan has plenty of dramatic flair, but it has far too many variables to actually work out how we want it to. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] TA: I can come and get you, like we used to.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] GA: | Heh, yeah, those were fun times. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:41] GA: | I'd run out to the edge of the city and meet up before anyone could notice Ryspor freakin' Tezeti's son was in town. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:43] TA: I think if you tell them of your travels,/and then I "learn about it" from those two/dropping blatant hints about my motives,/we can lead them to go wherever, yea?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GA: | Maybe. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GA: | I doubt they'd go and try to save me. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GA: | Unless I was like, 'Come save me!' But I'd call cooler friends to help me out. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:44] GA: | Hm, not that they know I have cooler friends... |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] GA: | So I'd be saying I'm currently out vacationing or on a road trip or something? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] TA: Well, I mean. Eddy does FLARP a good deal.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] TA: He does strike me as the heroic type.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] GA: | Nah, he strikes me more as the loser protagonist. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:46] GA: | In a high school setting. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] GA: | Assuming you don't just stab me the second I get on the ship, though, it might just work. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] GA: | And hey, maybe we could become real kismesis...es? Kismesis'? Kismeseses... Black partners. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] GA: | ;) |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] TA: 3=;]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] TA: I think it will work out, we can get them.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] GA: | Well, now that we're in cahoots, you know anything about that crazy cryptic guy? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] GA: | I've got private investigators comin' outta my ass asking me questions about him and I've never even talked to the guy. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] TA: cthonicCatamite or... someone else?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] GA: | Yeah. Him. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] GA: | 'pparently he's freaking a bunch of people I know out. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] TA: I like him, but I don't know much, sorry. 3=:|

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] GA: | I'd be careful. He had the personal info of one of my friends and sent them a package. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] GA: | A death threat package. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] TA: This changes things quite a bit, honestly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] TA: I thought he was simply out of his mind.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] TA: Or at the very least a bit Psychic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GA: | Look at us, sharing info that will keep each other from being killed. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] GA: | We're practically back up to our old hijinks now. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] TA: I hate to admit it, but you are right. 3=:P

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] GA: | I think we should call a truce on the whole killing each other thing. Just for a bit. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] GA: | Not on the dueling part though. That'll be fun. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] TA: Do you actually think I'm serious?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GA: | Are you ever serious? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] GA: | You about to say something like, 'I don't actually hate you'? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] TA: Good point 3=:P

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] TA: Hey! I wouldn't go there, Tethys.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] GA: | Because that'd just make me hate you more. >;) |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] TA: Aw damnit! 3=>:[

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] GA: | Sigh. I suppose I should explain why for the past few... sweeps, now, I've been trying to push you away. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] GA: | Because it'd never work. And I know that means it'd definitely work by movie rules, but it'd actually never work if I was dating you. Your dad and my dad, our places in society... |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] TA: Why are you saying this now?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] TA: I'm confused about the timing, first off.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] GA: | I don't know. I think for a while there I got lulled into the routine. Train, talk to one or two people, go to sleep. Train, talk to one or two people, go to sleep. And for a while it was fine. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] GA: | But recently... I've met more people. And decided maybe I'd take more control of my life. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] TA: I'm capable of sneaking away, though... 3=:|

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] GA: | Me too. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] TA: When I pass Alternia, we can meet!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] GA: | Yes, we can. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] GA: | And we can beat the crap out of each other, see who'd really win in a fight. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] TA: And as we get older, it's easier.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] GA: | And then make out for hours. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] GA: | Yeah. When we were just angsty teens, it was a lot harder to rationalize doing stuff like this. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] TA: But we're becoming adults though, Tethys.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] TA: We can make our own decisions you know!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] GA: | Yeah. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] GA: | So I guess we're doing this, then. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] GA: | Wait. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] TA: We're making this happen.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] GA: | Some stuttery chick gave me a warning recently. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] GA: | That bad stuff was gonna happen. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] GA: | We'll have to post-pone it for a little while, at least until I can make sure that nothing dangerous is actually happening. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] TA: Bad stuff? How so?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] GA: | She was vague. Said she couldn't tell anything more than 'shit's gonna be fuuuucked'. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] TA: So you want to wait to see what happens?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] GA: | Yeah. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] TA: Let's fuck with the dipshits first though, come on.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] GA: | I dunno. I'd rather wait it out. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] GA: | Just give me a month. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] GA: | It would just be terribly genre blind of me to ignore a dramatic, vague warning like that. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] TA: Ugh. You can be so frustrating sometimes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] GA: | Me? Frustrating? Nooooooo. Definitely not. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] TA: We aren't acting out a movie, Tethys.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] GA: | That's what they always say. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] GA: | I won't allow myself to be contractually genre blind! |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] TA: [Thiago rolls his eyes in frustration.]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] GA: | Anyway, her warning might have had some basis in reality. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] GA: | A few people actually know her. Admittedly, it was the nerds, but it's still something. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] GA: | Plus, with that crazy cthonic guy on the loose, I wouldn't want to risk it. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] TA: I guess you're right. Things are wierd currently.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] GA: | I definitely look forward to beating you up and then beating up a bunch of other nerds, though. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] TA: I think you have the first part backwards though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] GA: | No, I'm going to be beating up three nerds, except I'll spare you a few stress boxes so you can help me beat up the other two. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GA: | After all, we have to make this fight believable. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] TA: I'll beat you within an inch of your life <3<

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GA: | I'd beat you within an inch of yours, but you don't have enough to spare. <3< |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] TA: Sure you will 3=:P

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] GA: | (That was a joke about your bulge being small. In case you didn't pick up on it. Because the amount of obviousness was miniscule. Just like your bulge.) |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] TA: 3=:|

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] TA: I hate you so much, Tethys.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:24] GA: | I hate you too, you disgusting fish fuck. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:24] TA: I hope you trip and break your shoulder, bitch.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GA: | I hope your ship turns too quickly and you stub your toe on something. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GA: | Your pinky toe. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] TA: :O

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] TA: I mean... 3=:O

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GA: | Yeah, I went there. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] TA: Your burn was so sick I forgot.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:26] GA: | Maybe that was a bit too far. I'm sorry. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] TA: Don't be sorry, I hate it perfectly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] TA: Your spite tastes like sweet soiled ass biscuits.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] GA: | I also hope that you hit your funny bone on something, and it has that weird uncomfortable feeling for like a whole fifteen seconds. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] TA: Now it's just getting silly. 3=:P

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GA: | Yeah. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GA: | I thought maybe I'd mix it up a bit from our usual stuff. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GA: | Though it's probably not as effective. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] TA: It's different. 3=;]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GA: | We're keeping this a secret, right? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] GA: | Or were we just going to flaunt it in their faces? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] TA: We're keeping it a secret till the ruse.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] GA: | Okay. But this is official, right? I can die knowing I at least filled *one* quadrant? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] TA: I'd prefer if you didn't die, but yet.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] TA: Yes*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] GA: | Not that I intend to die any time soon, of course. >;) |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] GA: | (I've got like, all four physical stress boxes, I'll be fine.) |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] TA: We are officially kismesises.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] GA: | I'm honored to have such putrid filth in my black box. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] GA: | I couldn't have hoped for a sorrier pile of fish shit. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] TA: And I couldn't wish for a worse partner. <3<

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] GA: | I've gotta go, you cunt, but I'll be back later. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] GA: | <3< |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] TA: Alright. Talk to you later. 3=>:]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] -- transchronicAllegorator [TA] ceased pestering gallionicAcrobat [GA] at 23:33 --