BalishSami Nullar's Capture

[11:40] -- conciseTactician [CT] began trolling arcaneArtisan [AA] at 23:40 --

[11:40] CT: You are the HUMAN Sami, CORRECT?

[11:41] AA: Of course I am, Balish. We've talked like a zillion times now.

[11:42] CT: I don't CARE much to REMEBER. Now, you and Nullar are FAMILIAR with each other, CORRECT?

[11:42] AA: Yeah, totally. Null and I are like that.

[11:42] AA: (You can't see it, but I was crossing my fingers to show that "we tight."

[11:42] AA: )

[11:43] CT: I have BAD news.

[11:43] CT: Well, WORSE news than my LAST news.

[11:43] AA: ...what's wrong?

[11:44] CT: Well... OKAY, I'm going to put this SIMPLY. Nullar has been TAKEN by Jackie.

[11:45] AA: What?!

[11:45] AA: Nononono. Balish, I can NOT lose another friend to him.

[11:45] CT: CALM down, human.

[11:46] CT: Firstly, don't you DARE think we'll just ROLL OVER and let her be CULLED like YOU humans.

[11:47] AA: Hey, we didn't just....Jack just came out of nowhere and did his stuff before I even knew he was there!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:48] AA: How are we even supposed to fight such an overpowered motherflipper?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:48] CT: Secondly, it is UNLIKELY he will KILL her. He's made his POINT with... The HUMAN, whatever his NAME is. Nullar will MOST LIKELY be more of a REMINDER of what he can do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:49] CT: A VISUAL one, if you can CATCH my drift.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:50] CT: Thirdly, I am ONLY here to INFORM you because you are FRIENDS. You are in NO WAY permitted to ACT on this knowledge, as it would JUST get you KILLED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:51] AA: ...his name was Dean. And okay, so Null's "safe" for now, but I still don't feel okay with just sitting around while Jack holds Null hostage!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:51] AA: There's got to be something we can do!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:51] CT: Oh?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:51] CT: You have any IDEAS?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:51] CT: I am ALL EARS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:51] AA: ...I don't know. I know you're right that we're not strong enough to fight him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:52] AA: I've been trying to find a way to GET strong enough....but RC turned out to be crazy, and she was my only real lead on someone who might know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:52] AA: I just know we've got to stop him. Somehow.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:54] CT: You're RIGHT, and we WILL. REMEBER it is NOT just us ALL against everyone ELSE. We DO have an ALLY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:55] AA: Who's that?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:55] CT: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:55] CT: I REALLY don't want to TELL you, for REASONS. The PERSON who helped your GROUP get together. That is ALL I will SAY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:56] AA: Oh. I'd like to trust her too....but I trusted Jack, Dean, and RC, and look where that's got me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:57] AA: Sometimes I worry that I might be gullible or something.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:57] AA: I know that's silly, though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:57] CT: I TRUST her, and as you can TELL I don't TRUST easy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:57] CT: And YES, you are STUPIDLY gullible.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:58] AA: Hey!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:58] AA: Maybe it is not me who is stupidly gullible, but your FACE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:58] CT: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:58] CT: Oh glub WHY do I even BOTHER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:58] AA: Anyway, I'm not THAT gullible.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:59] CT: I won't ARGUE with you HUMAN. NOT because you are CORRECT but because I need a BREAK.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:00] AA: Oh, yeah, I guess this is probably pretty hard on you. You and Null had funny feelings for one another, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:00] CT: NO.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:00] CT: What?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:00] CT: Who would tell you THAT?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:00] AA: Well that's the impression I got.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:01] AA: Why else would she get so mad at you for that stuff you said to her?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:02] CT: ALL WHAT stuff I said? All that stuff she DESERVED?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:02] CT: WAIT why am I talking to you ABOUT this?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:02] CT: Mind your own BUSINESS human.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:02] AA: Because you need a friendly ear and mine is the friendliest of ears?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:02] AA: It actually won an award.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:03] AA: That's why I never pierced it. I was afraid it would lose some of its friendship power.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:03] CT: I have NO IDEA what to say to THAT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:03] AA: So do you have any plans for how to deal with the Null situation? Anything I can do to help?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:04] CT: OKAY, I have NO IDEA what Nullar told you, but I care for her in a NON-REPRODUCTIVE way and for SOME REASON she won't DROP it. I was HOPING she would GET OVER it, but RECENTLY she has REVEALVED that as INCORRECT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:04] CT: Oh, you mean the ABDUCTION.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:04] CT: Damn it ALL.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:05] AA: Yes. But I enjoyed your display of sundry-ness, too.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:06] AA: I am willing to help on that front, too. I am the Queen of Friendship. <3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:06] CT: STOP THAT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:06] CT: I am TAKEN thank you VERY MUCH.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] AA: Oh, really? I guess Null really is barking up the wrong tree then. Poor Null...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] CT: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] CT: THATS THE-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] AA: You two would be so cute together, too. You're both so grumpy with creamy centers.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] CT: We are GOING to lure Jackie into a TRADE for Scarlet.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] AA: What? But how are you going to get Scarlet in the first place?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] AA: She's pretty scary.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] CT: APPARENTLY, we will need to MOVE her body. I ASSUME we can use Jossik as BAIT as well, so long as we keep him PROTECTED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:18] -- arcaneArtisan [AA] is now an idle chum! --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] AA: It seems like that's all really dangerous. I guess the fact that we escaped means she's not as dangerous as Jack, but I can't imagine she's THAT much weaker than him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] CT: She's probably IS as powerful as Jackie, UNFORTUNATLY. But as the PLAN says we ONLY need her for as LONG as Jackie can GET there.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AA: But I'm not sure I like the idea of selling someone out to Jack, even someone as flipped up as RC.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] AA: But I'm worried about Null. I don't know what to do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:04] CT: Scarlet will be FINE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:05] AA: But....he's killed her before.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] CT: And? The FUN is gone, I ASSUME he will lose INTEREST and put her BACK in her tomb.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] AA: Then why would he agree to the trade?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:06] CT: He still seems to have INTEREST mind you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] AA: I guess I'm in then. I still don't love this plan, but we've got to help Null. What can I do?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:11] CT: Nothing, HUMAN.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:11] CT: You will JUST get in the WAY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:12] AA: But I'm Null's friend! I want to help her!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] CT: Oh? What do you WANT me to tell you human? Go DANCE infront of Jackie and GET KILLED?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:13] AA: Well no. That's not going to help her.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] CT: It would be ENTERTAINING and we could USE the distraction. I have NO ANSWER how you can help, unless you think of a BETTER WAY to get Scarlet to HELP.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] AA: But I mean....you don't even go to Derse when you dream, do you? Surely yon't you need people on Derse to help you with this?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:14] AA: *Surely you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:15] CT: I was ASSUMING Rilset would BRIEF you Derse Dreamers to HELP.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:17] AA: Rilset? Is he that newly awakened guy that was having that peeing contest with the other newly awakened troll?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:17] CT: Hehehe, PROBABLY, if Nullar was NEARBY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] AA: Oh....I get it. He was doing the teenage boy thing and being a huge jerk to impress a girl he likes?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:18] AA: I didn't know trolls were so much like humans!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:19] CT: Of COURSE, he is pursueing her Flushed Quadrant.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:19] AA: I think Null told me about this "flushed" thing. It's like having a crush on someone, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:20] CT: Sure, you're HUMAN CRUSH I have read about SEEMED similar to a flushed pursuit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:21] AA: Well that explains that, I guess. Okay, so that guy will tell us what to do to help Null next time we're dreaming then?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:21] CT: IF we NEED your help, he WILL.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:21] CT: Of course if YOU can think of a BETTER PLAN.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:22] AA: Maybe if I really WERE a witch like that dumb message when I entered said I was, I could just ensorcel Jack into giving her back.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:22] AA: I could just fly in on a broomstick and mount a daring rescue before turning him into a frog...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:24] CT: I don't THINK I need to make a REMARK on this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:25] AA: Oh well. I'll think about it. I'm sure I can come up with a way better plan than you and save her without having to put anyone else in danger.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:26] CT: If you DO, do not HESITATE to contact me. We NEED to keep as MANY safe as we CAN at this MOMENT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:31] AA: All right, I will.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:32] CT: Now, I MUST take my LEAVE. I need to THINK about this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:32] AA: All right. I'll think about it too. Bye Balish.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:32] -- conciseTactician [CT] gave up trolling arcaneArtisan [AA] at 01:32 --