Ryspor Tezeti

==> Be the FABULOUS TROLL.

Your name is RYSPOR TEZETI, and HOLY FUCK DO YOU LOVE MEOWBEASTS.

You love everything about them, from their FANTASTIC HUNTING PROWESS to their GREAT PARENTING SKILLS (you have personal experience on that, seeing as your lusus is an ALTERNIAN SPHINX, which can lead to some very FRUSTRATING SIUATIONS, but you’ll get to that later). You have an entire SECTION of your hive dedicated to them, and a large portion of your LIBRARY OF TOTALLY USELESS KNOWLEDGE contains books on the subject.

Apart from MEOWBEASTS, your other interests include TOTALLY USELESS FACTS, as mentioned before, and COLLECTING COFFEE MUGS. You don’t really know why you collect them – you don’t even drink the stuff – but it’s become kind of a habit. You’ve got over 2 cupboards full of them. You keep meaning to get rid of some, but you never seem to get around to it.

Something you are DEFINITELY NOT A FAN OF, WHATSOEVER, IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, AT ALL, is TABLETOP ROLEPLAYING. Only WEIRD PEOPLE do stuff like that, and you’d never engage in something so CRUDE and FANTASTICAL, though if you did, you’d be TOTALLY KICKASS and have a LEVEL 73 RANGER that you play every week with your PARTY, which mainly consists of LOWBLOODS who have NO IDEA you’re a seadweller (thank god for putty and spirit gum), and you’d prefer to keep it that way. Who knows what your HIGH-SOCIETY FRIENDS would think if they knew you were associating with COMMONERS.

Hypothetically, of course.

Moving on.

Running through your veins is the SECOND FINEST BLOOD THE HEMOSPECTRUM HAS TO OFFER, second only to the EMPRESS-TO-BE. As such, you would normally live in the best underwater hive you could create, but due to the WHIMS OF FATE, you ended up with a LAND-DWELLING LUSUS, namely an ALTERNIAN SPHINX. He’s a wonderful lusus, and you couldn’t ask for a better one, but he tends to be ANNOYINGLY CRYPTIC LIKE ALL THE TIME. You don’t think you’ve gotten a straight answer from him in your life. It drives you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY sometimes.

You currently have no quadrants filled, which is QUITE A TRAVESTY, if you do say so yourself. You used to have a MATESPRITSHIP, but you’d really rather not talk about that whole debacle.

You like to think of yourself as a MASTER OF SMOOTH-TALKING. You don’t really like taking action, preferring to lay low and manipulate from the sidelines. You know ALL THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE, some better than others. You also enjoy the comfortable position of MATCHMAKER in your little group of friends. You are an EXPERT ON ROMANCE, due to your watching romance movies with almost RELIGIOUS FERVOR.

Your trolltag is gregariousTroubadour and you ~Fpeak with a tremendovfly flamboyant air~

What will you do?

Life before Sgrub
Ryspor Tezeti, despite being a seadweller, was chosen by a land-dwelling lusus; an Alternian Sphinx, to be specific. As a result, to accomodate his lusus' air-breathing nature, his hive is built into a rocky cliff alongside the sea. He has a wonderful view, but it is very isolated, and as such he hates it with a passion. The nearby land-dwellers are all too scared of him, and the seadwellers are all somewhat biased against Ryspor, being a "beached" seadweller. This is especially aggravating because he is naturally a very extroverted troll. He makes do by disguising himself as a land-dweller and playing tabletop RPGs with a small guild nearby. He also makes a point to attend every major social event he can get himself invited to in the hopes to better his status. He will tell anyone who asks that he is riding the top of the social ladder.

Friends
Ryspor has no friends, only acquaintances. sigh.

OOC contact info
Pesterchum: virtuousPianist

E-mail: planetisabel@hotmail.com

Reddit username: voodoogirl360

