09212014SorserErisio

[10:57] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] began pestering gardeningCatastrophe [GC] at 22:57 --

[10:57] TA: 777 hello Mis7er E7rors 777

[10:57] TA: 777 do you have a momen7? 777

[10:57] GC: Sure Mr. Piraya

[10:57] GC: wassup?

[10:58] TA: 777 I admi7 I simply would like 7o speak 7o someone for a momen7 777

[10:58] TA: 777 i7 has been a complica7ed few hours 777

[10:58] TA: 777 and well 777

[10:59] GC: I understand dude, it*s been pretty weird over here as well

[10:59] TA: 777 oh? 777

[10:59] TA: 777 how so if I may ask? 777

[11:00] GC: Yeah like, This guy robbed us, and stole our identities, but then we got the stuff back. But Lily got hurt, then I got shot, and the kid versions of the condesce and Commander Heston showed up

[11:01] TA: 777 more of 7he o7herworlders showed up? 777

[11:01] TA: 777 I jus7 had a sordid run-in wi7h 7he o7her version of my mo7her 777

[11:03] GC: Yeesh, yeah I noticed things where pretty weird between the two of you when we saw her at the base

[11:04] TA: 777 are 7he o7her o7herworlders as big of a pair of busybody know-i7-alls? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] GC: Not really. Maenam is nice, and Sami is kind of like that really sweet aunt I never had

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] TA: 777 and nei7her of 7hem gave you vague advice s7eeped an essence of condescion? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] GC: Not that I noticed. Uh, did your meeting with your other-mother not go well?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] TA: 777 i7 was full of wha7 I can only assume calignious in7en7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] TA: 777 and large knives 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] TA: 777 7ha7 woman has i7 bad for me 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] GC: oh man, good luck dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] GC: My experiences with large knives have not been positive ones

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] TA: 777 Mis7er E7rors, I had no idea you were such a blackrom Cassanova 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] TA: 777 you do no7 s7rike me as 7he 7ype 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] GC: Wha?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:13] GC: Nonono you seemtohavemisunderstoo*od ha*haha sh*it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] TA: 777 ah yes 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] TA: 777 I forgo7 i7 is no7 a gen7le7roll's place 7o 7hrea7en wi7h violence and 7ell 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] GC: No, no no no no no no no no no no no non ononononononononononononononononononononononono

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] GC: No i am qu*ite the *opposit*e* of a "Bl*ackr*o*m* Cassanov*a

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] TA: 777 ohhhh I see 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] GC: I*m not s*ure if you do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] GC: d*o you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] TA: 777 so you are more in7eres7ed in 7he kind of blackrom 7ha7 favors a more submissive s7ance in one of 7he par7ners 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] TA: 777 7ha7 is fine 7oo 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] GC: Y*OU D*O NOT SEE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] GC: YOUHAVEMISUNDERSTOOD*YOUHAVEMISUNDERSTOO*D

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] TA: 777 i7 is fine 7o play coy Mis7er E7rors, 7ha7 is accep7able 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] TA: 777 do no7 worry your secre7 is safe wi7h me 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GC: N*O

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GC: I*ve never even *HAD* A BLACKROM PART*NER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] GC: WH*Y WOUL*D I BE A C*ASSAN*OVA

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] TA: 777 oh! 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] TA: 777 so you favor more casual pi7ch encoun7ers 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] GC: WH*AT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] GC: THAT*S THE *EXACT* OPPOS*ITE oF WHAT I AM TRYING TO TE*LL Yo8U

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] TA: 777 I am proud, Mis7er E7rors, 7ha7 sor7 of 7hing is usually only accep7able fur7her along 7he socie7al ladder 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] TA: 777 you are already living my lessons 7rue 7o your hear7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] GC: I WO*ULD LI*KE YOU TO LOO*K SOMETHIN*G UP ON THE IN*TERNET OK?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] TA: 777 if i7 involves casual encoun7ers I am afraid my 7as7es do no7 ma7ch wi7h yours in 7ha7 field 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GC: IT IS SOME*THING LIKE THIS*: "I AM NOT InTO BLACK*ROM IN ANY W*AY SHAPE OR F*ORM"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:26] TA: 777 ah 7ha7 is accep7able 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:26] TA: 777 I apologize 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] TA: 777 descre7ion is 7he mark of a gen7le7roll 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] GC: I DO NO*T LIK*E WHAT YOU AR*E TRYING TO IM*PLY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] TA: 777 now now Mis7er E7rors 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] TA: 777 wha7 does chap7er 18 say abou7 implica7ions? 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] GC: DO* NOT IMP*LY, MA*KE YOU*R INTENT*IONS CLEAR

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] GC: TH*AT IS HO*W YOU ST*OP OBLI*VIOUS BUFF*OONS FROM MIS*UNDERSTANDING

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] TA: 777 good 7o see you are s7ill living up 7o 7ha7 Grea7es7 Pupil cer7ifica7ion 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] GC: NO Y*OU DON*T UND*ERSTAND. WHA*T IS THE HUM*AN WORD THE*RE IS A HUMA*N WORD FOR I*T

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] GC: AC*E OF SP*ADES?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] GC: ALLST*ATE INCU*RANCE?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] GC: THE*RE IS A W*ORD WH*Y CAN*T I REM*EMBER IT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] TA: 777 I am no7 aquain7ed wi7h many human nomencla7ure so I canno7 assis7' 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:36] GC: UG*H

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:36] GC: BASICALL*Y

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:36] GC: I DO NO*T WANT THA*T STUFF

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] TA: 777 I unders7and Mis7er E7rors 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] GC: Do you...?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] GC: Li*ke, really?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] TA: 777 yes I unders7and 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] GC: what do you th*ink I mean?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] TA: 777 you are no7 in7eres7ed in pi7ch romance, which is perfec7ly na7ural for someone who appears 7o have such an aversion 7o perfec7ly heal7hy calgnious rela7ions 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] TA: 777 I will keep 7his secre7 7o hear7 knowing 7ha7 you have in7eres7ings 7as7es 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] TA: 777 and aversions 7o knives 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:43] TA: 777 perfec7ly na7ural 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:43] TA: 777 if you ever find 7ha7 you need advice dealing wi7h ei7her issue I assure you my me7aphorical door is open 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] GC: ...yeah... Th*a- That*s right... thanks Sorser

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] TA: 777 any 7ime Mis7er E7rors 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] GC: but well uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:47] GC: I dont have *romantic eversions*, just s-sexual ones

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:48] TA: 777 oh! 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:48] TA: 777 7his is an in7eres7ing developmen7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:48] TA: 777 I am proverbially all ears 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:50] GC: What... what do you want me to tell you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:51] TA: 777 wha7ever you are willing 7o divulge 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:51] TA: 777 a gen7le7roll never pries 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:54] GC: oh well uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:58] GC: Idk, I guess I just, don*t want to do the nasty with people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:58] TA: 777 ah I see 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:59] TA: 777 I believe I have a powerpoin7 dedica7ed 7o 7he finer poin7s of in7ercourse in Al7ernian socie7y 7ha7 my help 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:59] TA: 777 *may 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:00] GC: Uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:00] GC: I think I*ll have to politelly decline that offer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:01] TA: 777 unders7ood 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:05] GC: thanks for understanding it Sorser, thats real cool of you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] TA: 777 no7 a problem Erisio 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] TA: 777 I apologize for delving in7o personal ma77ers 7ha7 you appear 7o be repressing 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] GC: It*s cool, just uh, try not to do it again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] TA: 777 I assure you I will 7ry 7o keep your embarassing aversion 7o in7imacy ou7 of fur7her conversa7ions 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] GC: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] GC: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] GC: thanks

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] TA: 777 do no7 men7ion i7 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] TA: 777 7hank you Erisio, 7his has been very 7herapeu7ic for me as I am sure i7 has been for you 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] GC: yeah... therapeutic...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] TA: 777 I will leave you 7o you business 7hen 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] TA: 777 good speaking wi7h you, 7op S7uden7 E7rors 777

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] GC: see ya

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] -- theoreticalAcquisitionist [TA] ceased pestering gardeningCatastrophe [GC] at 00:16 --