100413-Beau-Tlaloc

[09:17] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] began pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 21:17 --

[09:17] GT: Hey

[09:17] CA: Hi Tlaloc!...

[09:18] GT: What'x up richy rich

[09:18] GT: What'x goin on

[09:18] CA: Just heard from an old friend...

[09:18] CA: He was nice...

[09:18] GT: Who ix thix moirail

[09:18] CA: haven't heard from him in a while...

[09:18] CA: Dean...

[09:19] GT: Ix he hitting on you becauxe I could xet him down a few notchex

[09:19] CA: He's the son of a pilot...

[09:19] CA: No no!...

[09:19] GT: He'x the xon of the firxt epixode of a xhow?

[09:19] GT: What

[09:19] CA: A pilot...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] CA: someone who flys a plane?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GT: Why are you talking about geometry. Wait, you make xtar chartx too?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GT: You never told me that Beau

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] CA: God, troll terminollogy is weird...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] CA: No I don't make star charts...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] CA: but they are fun to look at...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] GT: Yea but what'x thix about planex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] CA: A plane is a metal machine that flies...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] GT: Oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] GT: Wow that'x kinda cool, but why would you ever need that?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] CA: Because Humans travel a lot...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] CA: that includes going across oceans and going halfway around the world...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:23] GT: Oh. Why wouldn't you juxt uxe a xpacecraft? Humanx xure are impractical

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:24] CA: Because it costs a lot of money to go to space...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:24] CA: even more than a plane...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:24] CA: Even more than I have!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:25] GT: Woa

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:25] CA: so yeah, it's expensive :p...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:26] CA: Oh hey, I needed to talk to you about something...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:26] CA: something important...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:26] GT: What would that be

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:26] GT: Lay it on me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:26] CA: See, I wanted to ask...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:27] CA: Do... Do you have red feelings for me?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:27] GT: !

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:27] GT: Whaaat, where did you hear that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:27] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] laughs nervously --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GT: Haha, for real who told you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] CA: Well, you tried to trick me into being matesprites...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] CA: and Caldus said that you liked me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GT: i'mgoingtocuthixheadoff...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GT: Well um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:29] GT: Maybe I like you, maybe I don't

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:29] GT: Firxt of all, I thought you were HYPER rich, but you are only xuper rich

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:29] CA: Tlaloc, I need tell you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] CA: I already feel red for someone else...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GT: WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] CA: I'm really sorry!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GT: WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] CA: I didn't know you liked me, and she was really sweet!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GT: WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GT: "Xhe!?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] CA: I'm... I'm red for Null...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] -- chessAficionado [CA] blushes --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] GT: WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] GT: WHAT WHAT WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] GT: OH MY GOD XHE XEDUCED YOU DIDN'T XHE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] GT: Let me juxt tell you right now, xhe'x hideoux in perxon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] GT: Like 2.5/10

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] CA: Why would that matter...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] GT: Juxt xayin

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] CA: It's not like she's red for me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:33] GT: What? Xhe didn't xeduce you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:33] CA: No...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:33] CA: Tlaloc...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] CA: I'm really sorry...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] GETS MAD --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] GT: What

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] GT: No you aren't

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] CA: I didn't want to lead you along!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] GT: You were leading me on the WHOLE TIME

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] GT: I did that xtupid thing the firxt time we talked...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] GT: And you never xaid anything about ita

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] CA: I din't know you liked me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] GT: AT ALL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] CA: I tried!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] CA: I didn't know what matesprites meant...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] GT: Don't play dumb

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] CA: I DIDNT KNOW...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] -- chessAficionado [CA] tears up --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] GT: ....

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] CA: I didn't know...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] GT: Don't cry...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] CA: know, I don't deserve your sympathy...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] GT: No you don't

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] CA: I am a horrible person ain't I...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] GT: But you don't dexerve to be yelled at either

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] CA: yes I do...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] CA: I may not have known, but I still should have realized...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] GT: I would never yell at a claxxy, cute, RICH, awexome perxon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] GT: Even if xhe'x too nice to let me off

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] CA: Stop, you're being way to nice...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] CA: I hurt you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] GT: But it'x juxt, I hate moxt of the people I interact with on a day to day baxix. And you weren't like that. You weren't annoying

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] GT: And we have xo much in common

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] GT: You're rich, I'm rich. I breathe oxygen, you breathe oxygen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] GT: You breathe oxygen right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] CA: yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:41] GT: Xee?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:42] GT: And I juxt kept thinking about it and fantaxizing that you were a voluptoux xpace Amazon and you could come here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:42] GT: And I could xhow you Troll Mexico

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:42] GT: And you could be my queen and thix ix xo xtupid

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:43] GT: You are a vuloptoux xpace Amazon right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:43] CA: I don't know if I can travel through space...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:43] CA: but I will promise...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] CA: that one day...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] CA: we will meet...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] CA: You can show me your favorite cocoa tree...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] GT: Really?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] CA: Yes!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] wipes his eyes --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] GT: You mean it? Becauxe I don't think that'x realixtic... at all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:46] CA: I can find a way...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:46] CA: I will find a way!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:46] GT: Holy xhit Beau

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GT: You are like the coolext matexprit ever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GT: I mean moirail...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] CA: No...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] CA: Let's try being matesprits...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] CA: maybe it can work out...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] IS FREAKING OUT --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] GT: WHAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] GT: Ix thix real? Maybe I'm high off peyote or xome xhit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] CA: I know what it feels like to be hurt by someone...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] CA: I don't want to leave anyone feeling like that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] CA: I think this is real...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] GT: Either it'x real or thix ix the bext trip I've ever had

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] GT: Yex Beau, I xo, xo would be your matexprit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] CA: I'm glad :)...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] GT: From every fibre of my incredibly awexome being to yourx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] CA: I have to go now, but I will talk to you again...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] CA: bye!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">[09:51] <span style="color:rgb(170,85,0);">GT: Bye! And for what it'x worth, I think you're BEAUtiful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:51] GT: :)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] ceased pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 21:51 --