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[12:02] CA: "Haaha we're like 90% screwed"...

[12:03] GA: "yup"

[12:03] GA: "we're triple dead with a sprinkle of the end being nigh"

[12:03] GA: "lmao at least ill have cool powers for the afterlife"

[12:04] CA: "We have like 10% chance of not fucking up completely"...

[12:04] GA: "might just escape in my ascended form and leave you mortal losers behind"

[12:05] CA: "I doubt you can"...

[12:05] CA: "Not without dying horribly"...

[12:06] GA: "yeah but i dunno that big slug guy might help me out"

[12:06] CA: "I think you'll need your body"...

[12:06] GA: "he was tellin me all these weird riddles and shit and one of them was like 'so you actually wanna go back to being alive haha' so i dunno"

[12:07] CA: "I see"...

[12:07] GA: "but i was all 'no way dude i totes wanna be with my friends who do nothing but insult me all the time lmao'"

[12:08] CA: "I don't insult you, or do I?"...

[12:08] CA: "If I do, sorry, if I don't, sorry"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] GA: "yeah, you all do, and if people arent busy insulting me,"- she gestures towards rilset-"they're trying to eat me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] GA: "anyway now im the best around aint nobody gonna bring me down"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] GA: "yall had best hope i survive to jack bc im your only hope of defeating him"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] CA: "You're welcone"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] GA: "yeah yeah, thanks"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] CA: "I'll talk to the others about laying off on you, I doubt it's good for the team"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] CA: "Last thing we need is drama"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] GA: "nah, i dont care, im better than all of em now~"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] GA: "all i have left to do is get in trouble because of my ego and learn this weeks aesop of not letting fame and power get to your head"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] CA: "You are really ok with people calling you stupid?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] GA: "it would be weird if people didnt respond to everything i say with contempt and negative emotions, its like, what i expect now"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] GA: "lmao doesnt matter jack is boutta make us all go dead anyway"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] CA: "That isn't something you should really expect"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] CA: "And yea'...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] CA: "At least I have a dreamself to fall back on"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] GA: "man, both of my deaths are gonna be because of jack"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] GA: "i should off myself now again so that he doesnt get the satisfaction"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] CA: "Or you could like survive or something"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] GA: "if i thought i could fight him i wouldnt have learned anything from the first attempt"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] CA: "You don't have to win, just survive"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] GA: "but uh, im sure its a fight to the death"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] CA: "Don't you carry like 1000 of your corpses?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] CA: "And various body parts?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] GA: "yeah? and?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] CA: "So fake your death or something"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] GA: "jack would never fall for that"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] CA: "You're a mind player, you can do that"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] GA: "im sure he knows what im capable of, dude"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:18] CA: "So?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:19] CA: "Weren't you all excited about god tiering so you could 'pull a gyarados' or something?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:19] GA: "not on jack! like a gyrados, im quadruple bad against dragon and jack's the fucking dragon!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:19] GA: "dragon? maybe it was electricity"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:20] GA: " i dont play pokemon"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:20] CA: "Pokemon?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:21] GA: "no, im talking about go fish"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:21] CA: Beau takes out a deck of cards...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:21] GA: "this is not the time"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] CA: Beau puts the deck of cards away, sighing...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] GA: "well, at least we'll all probably die together"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:22] GA: "too bad we dont have nate with us :'("

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:23] GA: "or aura. auras definitely dead by now."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:23] CA: "Look, we had literally one in a trillion chance of finding your quest bed, yet we did, so we still have a chance"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:23] GA: "lmao"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:23] GA: "who needs a hope player when weve got you"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:24] CA: "I don't know, hope is still a vital and powerful aspect"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:24] CA: "I doubt light could replace it without major downsides"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] GA: "uhuh. so how do you like my god tier outfit?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] GA: "its very comfy, if a bit cold."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] CA: "You ran around in your underwear and a towel tied around your neck, so I didn't see the real thing"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] GA: "hahah, seriously? illusions are silly."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] GA: "weird, i wasnt even wearing underwear"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] CA: "Well, at least I couldn't feel being slowly ripped to shreads"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] CA: "And I will ignore that comment"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] GA: He takes out a bloody razor. "this is from your face. i said there was dirt but i lied."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] CA: "May I have that?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] GA: "sure, ill keep the other two though."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] CA: Beau captchalouges the bloody razor "If I survive I bet I could make some great alchs with that"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] CA: "I made some cool things, but they got stolen"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] CA: "I made them, then poof they gone"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] GA: "shit man, none of our weapons will work against jack"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] GA: "none except the mental stress ones i made"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] GA: "ive told you about the xeno's paradox thing, right? everyone knows about that?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] CA: "I believe so"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] GA: "yeah, even if i use fate points to boost my mind to +7, its still gonna be tough"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] CA: "I've been doing research into my aspect, so I can help"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] CA: "Maybe I can make him trip on his shoelaces"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] CA: "hehe"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:31] GA: "eheheh, i cant wait to see that"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:31] GA: " 'i underscore am underscore jack, underscore, destroyer underscore of undersc-oof' "

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:33] CA: "Yes, I used sick light magics to steal the bad luck of a team mate, and now I can give it to an enemy in exchange for taking their luck"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:33] GA: "hahah, thats cool"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:34] CA: "But yes, probability manipulation is a lot more powerful than you'd think it'd be...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:34] CA: "Who knows, if I manage to god tier, maybe I can do even cooler stuff, like all you god tier fancy schmancy pants"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:35] GA: "heheheh, yeah, i hope everyone gets to god tier eventually"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:35] GA: "or, i did hope, until we got stuck here"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:35] CA: "I hope 2 is enough"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:35] GA: "though im gonna be honest we've been in like 30 situations this dire before, so"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:35] GA: "we'll probably all survive"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:35] GA: "maybe rilset wont."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:35] CA: "I remember people saying we needed god tiers to beat him, so I hope so"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:36] GA: "we have two god tiers, he has two god tiers..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:36] CA: "I don't know why he wanted a plant..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:36] CA: "Like, did you forget we have a schedule?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:36] GA: "he worships plants or something"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:36] GA: "did you see when he went totally crazy and tried to kill me before???"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] GA: "and maenam and kate barely even reacted like this shit happens all the time or something"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] CA: "Well, I think most of us were occupied with trying not to die"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] CA: "I could barely move"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] GA: "true, true"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:38] GA: "did you know he got my corpse from null and he eats his alchemized copies of it all the time?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:38] GA: "fucking asshole"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:38] CA: "..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:38] CA: "Gross"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:38] CA: "Better than the alternative though"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:39] GA: "hahah, i got back at him though"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:39] GA: "by covering him in piss and also scaring him lmao"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:39] CA: "Hehe"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:39] CA: "You pee on people a lot"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:39] CA: "Is that your fetish?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:39] GA: "christ, no"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:39] GA: "only twice"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:39] CA: "Ok good"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:40] GA: "anyway, i collected that to use in the future sniper-style so its not like i was directly peeing on them"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:40] CA: "Even worse"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:40] GA: "i shouldve yelled 'jeeeeeee-rate'"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] GA: "hey, piss shuts people up real fast"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] GA: "nobody wants to be covered in piss."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] CA: "Rilset didn't even notice"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] CA: "And Sami didn't know until later"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] GA: "he was too busy being a zombie"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] GA: "shit, i left my zombie back there, trampled by rilset"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] GA: "oh well"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] GA: "samis piss was diluted with water though"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] GA: "what i poured on ryspor was a hundred percent piss"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] GA: "I MEAN RILSET"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] CA: "Oh my"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] GA: "THEIR NAMES. BOTH START WITH R."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] CA: Beau covers her mouth with a shocked expression...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] CA: "heheheheheheheheheheheheheheehe"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] GA: "THAT DID NOT HAPPEN."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] GA: "eheheh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:42] CA: "So uh, I still don't understand"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:43] GA: "theres a lotta stuff to not understand"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:43] CA: "Why pour piss on people at all?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:43] CA: "Even worse on a cannabil trying to bite your face"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:43] GA: "well, with sami, i was just trying to make more holy water"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] GA: "after that i was like 'hahah this is such a good prank'"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:44] GA: "and i wanted rilset to go away"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] CA: "I see..."...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] CA: "And with Ryspor?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] CA: "Are you *sure* it's not a fetish?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] GA: "i did not mean to say ryspor, his name and rilsets name are really close"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] GA: "it was a freudian slip, ive never pissed on ryspor"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] GA: Doir looks up for a moment, before looking back at her. "yeah, definitely havent, not yet."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] GA: "if he dumps me i will though"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] CA: "But have you wanted to~?"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] GA: "when hes being a piece of shit, yes"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] GA: "like if i threatened you with piss youd totally back off, nobody wants to be jarate'd"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] GA: "so ive considered using it as a way to get him to shut up"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] CA: Beau nods, writes in her journal a little before recaptchalouging it and looking back at him...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] GA: Doir squints at her.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:48] GA: He holds up a suspicious looking flask. "whats in that journal?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:48] CA: "A lot"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:48] GA: "gimme it"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:48] CA: "Strategies, weak points, how I know how to kill any one of you, baking recipies"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:49] CA: "Just random stuff"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:49] CA: "No it's my diary >:o"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:49] GA: He holds the flask up a bit higher. "gimme."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:49] GA: An evil grin appears on his face. The most evil grin.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] CA: "Nah, I think I'll just go, later Doir, hope you don't die" Beau walks away...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] GA: He follows her.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] GA: "the piss, beau."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] GA: "itll hit you when you least expect it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] CA: "The luck Doir"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] CA: "It'll disappear when you need it most"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] GA: "you wont even have time to react."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] GA: "gimme your diary. ill let you read mine."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] CA: "Nah, mine has special secrets, not even Sami can read it"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] GA: He takes out another flask.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] CA: "It's a look into the very depths of my psyche"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] GA: "you know if you die here even if we revive you ill get that diary."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:53] GA: "and ill get it anyway somehow."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:53] CA: "Ah it's a shame"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:53] CA: "Guess I have to burn it"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:53] GA: "guess i have to throw piss at you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:53] GA: He shakes the flasks a bit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:54] GA: "i just wanna flip through it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:54] CA: "Doir, I literally don't care if you threaten me with piss becase we both know that if you do I can get back at you in ten fold"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:55] GA: He pretends to be reading a label on the back. " 'jarate: wreak havoc on your opponent's mental state, psychological well-being, and trust in the inherent goodness of their fellow player.' "

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] GA: "who knows when the next shower will be?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] GA: "who knows if youll ever get the smell of piss off of your clothes?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:57] GA: He puts them away, narrows his eyes, and backs off into the darkness. *british voice* "youve made a grave enemy today, agent demain."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] CA: "And so have you, but I'm ok with it"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] CA: "Since like, I was totally bullshtting you anyway"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] GA: There is a raspberry from the darkness.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:58] GA: And the sound of something dripping onto the floor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] CA: She holds up the journal, inside is written "Doir pees on people because he can" the rest is blank...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] CA: She tosses it into the darkness...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] GA: The raspberry intensifies.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] CA: "Have fun with my not real diary"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:59] GA: "grrrrraaaaAAAAAAAaaaaave enemy, aaaagent demaaaaain"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] GA: *british voice too*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] CA: "Now I have to go, write in my real one about how you probably have a secret watersports fetish and you want to do it with Ryspor...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] CA: "Hehe, Pisspor"...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] GA: "i definitely dont but you can believe what you- pffft, hahahahahah"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:00] GA: "lmao ill have to call him that"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] GA: "anyway later"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:01] CA: "hehe, Later"...