012514NullarRilset

 -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] began pestering allegedChlorofiend [AC] at 22:58 --

 [10:59] AG: okay before you start yes I know we can have this conversation irl but fuck that

 [10:59] AG: can we put aside the fact that we're arguing for like two seconds so I can ask you for your uh help on something

 [11:00] AC: Oh, of courSe deareSt one. You know I live only to Serve you. Your Pet.

 [11:00] AC: What do you want?

 [11:00] AG: well, awesome, glad to see there's no bad blood in the water or asphyxiating passive aggressive-ness in the air

 [11:01] AC: YeS, SPlendid. What do you want?

 [11:01] AG: you know jossik right, he's about as disturbingly male of a jade blood as he is completely useless as one

 [11:01] AC: I know of him.

 [11:01] AG: oh wait, how could I forget, you two were right ~*pals*~ for a while there -_-

 [11:02] AC: I am not "PalS" with anyone.

 [11:02] AC: What about him?

 [11:02] AG: well, I reminded him that it's his duty to procure us a matriorb

 [11:02] AG: since you know, we can fill buckets all day if we want but it won't do any good unless we have that or a mother grub

 [11:03] AG: but he's, as aforementioned, completely useless and probably about to be killed- both of him- so I'm taking over the task

 [11:04] AC: So you wiSh to enSure the continuation of the Troll race. Wonderful.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:04] AC: What doe thiS have to do with me?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:04] AG: well. I need genetic material from everyone to start the alchemization process. I mean, it seems like the best place to start.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:05] AG: ryspor's volunteered to collect from her team but I still have to deal with you assholes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:05] AC: I

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:05] AC: Hold on a moment, PleaSe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:05] AG: uh, okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:05] AC: Let me make Sure I underStand.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:06] AC: Now, you want my genetic material?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:07] AG: yes. I'm trying to get a sample from everyone.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:07] AC: Even the mutant? Are you not afraid I'd contaminate the reSt?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:07] AG: look I know this is awkward and I don't exactly have the best reputation as far as perversions go but I PROMISE I would not be asking you of all people for genetic material unless I thought it was necessary. it's kind of awkward, isn't it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:07] AG: ... wait, THAT's why you're asking,,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:08] AG: geeze, Rilset.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:08] AG: Troll society doesn't have to be as fucking awful next go around.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:08] AG: And I'm the only loser who even remotely believes in the hemocaste anymore, or so it seems. Why would I leave you out, You're better than half of the ingrate weak whiny dipshits we have.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:08] AG: well. more than half to be honest.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:09] AC: Thank you for the laviSh comPliment, my dear. Let me throw mySelf to the floor in gratitude.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:09] AG: ugh again with the passive agressive shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:10] AG: what are you going to do next cook me a nine course meal and then dip your bulge into every course

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:10] AC: Would you enjoy that? I am quite a good chef when I Put my mind to it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:10] AG: and I would LIKE TO POINT OUT that the things you're saying now aren't even all that fucking different from the things you said in earnest just a short while ago!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:10] AG: don't you see how it's a little fucking creepy,,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:10] AG: ugh not like I have room to talk re creepy but damn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:11] AG: pff... EHEHEHE was that a joke, from Rilset the stoic,, good one omg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:11] AC: I cannot tell if you are being SarcaStic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:12] AG: I'm not.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:12] AG: We're bantering. Banter is good. Banter is better than being total dicks to each other.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:13] AC: WaS I a dick to you? That iS not how I remember it at all.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:13] AC: But then again, what do I know? I am juSt your humble hound.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:13] AG: you perception of reality is pretty fucking skewed, bro.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:14] AG: I sat you down on more than one occasion and tried to have a nice, normal chat about how I don't like the way you behave toward me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:14] AG: should I have just gone all out and said it was creepy and made me uncomfortable, I mean I'm sorry but I was trying to be KINDA nice about it. And then I got mad and I tried to shock you out of it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:14] AC: You managed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:15] AC: Good job.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:15] AG: well, good. that's good, then! thank you!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:15] AC: You are moSt welcome. And the anSwer iS no.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:15] AG: look, I'm sorry, I know you weren't exactly raised around people but that kind of shit isn't appropriate.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:15] AG: and

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:15] AG: to be honest, you needed to know sooner rather than later how awful I am. I'm the last person anyone should be worshipping.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:16] AG: and, uh, well, that's cool I guess. first no I've gotten, believe it or not, and I already even asked Maenam.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:16] AG: I'll try to work around it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:16] AC: BecauSe of the love I once had for you, I feel I Should give you fair warning.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:16] AG: are you saying no because *I'M* asking or because you really don't want to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:17] AC: I will not tolerate another Society of TrollS. Not in my new univerSe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:17] AC: ThiS iS not I thing I will allow to come to PaSS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:18] AG: hmm, that's fucking funny, because I don't recall you being made the leader of our little group.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:18] AG: So is this the official 'get in my way and I'll kill you',

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:18] AG: because I won't have your sabotage for your insane beliefs.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:18] AC: No.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:18] AC: I will kill your future.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:18] AC: PlantS will reign SuPreme.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:18] AG: go fucking sit on a bulge, Rilset, you're so fucking crazy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:18] AG: god do I feel bad for whoever finally can stand you in a quadrant

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;-qt-block-indent:0;text-indent:0px;"> [11:19] AG: eat waste and die

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] ceased pestering allegedChlorofiend [AC] at 23:19 --