071814EddyJack

[01:48:43] -- galimatiasArguria [GA] began pestering calligraphicGuitarist [CG] at 01:48 --

[01:48:50] CG: wait-what's going on?

[01:49:07] CG: How did this handle end up on my list?

[01:49:44] GA: -I AM SORRY, PLEASE STAND BY FOR A FEW SECONDS WHILE JACK DEALS WITH THE ISSUE AT HAND, THE QUESTION SHOULD BE ANSWERED BY THEN-

[01:49:56] GA: ipijpasokdpasojgivan[

[01:50:15] GA: -PLEASE DON'T MIND THE KEYBOARD MASHES, THERE IS A SEA MONKEY IN CONTROL-

[01:50:19] GA: aspockaspciahbm

[01:50:23] CG: RUMO RAMMPAHD!

[01:50:23] GA: opascccccccmmpl

[01:50:31] CG: Er I mean HOLY HELLBENT

[01:50:41] GA: Oh i'm really sorry!

[01:50:58] CG: Er Right...who are you and how did you get my handle?

[01:51:49] GA: I didn't quite get it per se, i'm afraid that i had an outbreak on my laboratory and one of my test subjects managed to smash his way into the main chumlist, adding a bunch of people in the proccess.

[01:51:55] GA: Sorry for the inconvenience!

[01:52:18] CG: Hey it's alright. I've had worse people chum me.

[01:52:31] CG: I find it hard to believe the whole lab thing though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:52:41] CG: Then again I've talked with trolls as of late and a lady engineer...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:53:27] GA: Well, yes, it may seem a rather ludicrous answer to how did i contact you, but if anything, this goes to prove that reality itself is weirder than fiction.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:53:48] CG: More like reality itself has various posibilities regardless of the outcomes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:54:01] CG: So yeah...I've heard weirder and believed odder.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:54:45] GA: Please, what could possibly be odder than an actuall sea monkey smashing his way to pester you? Something worse than that MUST be worth telling about.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56:13] CG: the cabin boy son of a pirate ship captain wanting to kill a noble high blood for laughs.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56:22] CG: troll politics.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56:49] GA: Ok you got me on that one, that's messed up.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57:10] CG: and it's actually happening. I'm just hoping it can be handled.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57:19] CG: I'm skeptical but I got good empathy about people.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57:33] CG: Even though I live high up in the mountains where the only human contact I got is my mother.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58:19] GA: That's... relatable... is that really your situation? That much isolation?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58:40] CG: Up to you to believe it or not but yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58:51] CG: In a fancy rich mansion no less.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59:49] GA: Well i AM talking to you from a scientific lab filled with spy traps and weapons, i'm not exactly on a position of disbelief am i?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00:07] CG: No you're not.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00:27] CG: So let's try to be more formal. Edward Malloy, but I like being called Eddy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:01:24] GA: Heston, Jack Heston, It's nice to meet someone out of pure monkey-chance and have it be someone actually interesting.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02:06] CG: Considering this coming from a guy who just got me shocked past the other times I've been randomly pestered.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04:08] GA: It could be worse, you could have meet people by making surveys about their handle, i don't think it gets sadder than that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04:24] CG: ...Yeah that is rather pathetic...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05:43] GA: The worse part is having an AI actually tell you that it's your best shot, like, the thing is programed to be the most intelligent a human being can be and it can't think of something else to help you meet people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06:15] CG: ...I feel really sorry for you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06:42] CG: But i think this time it managed to bring up a chum handle that'll actually get you aquainted.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06:52] CG: If you're willing to think that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07:16] -- galimatiasArguria [GA] changed their mood to CHUMMY --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08:40] GA: But it wasn't even that! It was a monkey escaping! Nevermind i read that out loud and it hit me how sad is it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09:15] CG: Yeah. By monkey or by AI. Though it sounds more like your AI has more character than anyone else near your vaccinity..

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10:54] GA: That would be true if it weren't for the fact that i can't keep her from going insane every few years.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11:33] CG: Huh. How did you try doing it last few times?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13:09] CG: Oh shit I gotta get going, mom's making dinner! Be back later!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13:13] -- calligraphicGuitarist [CG] ceased pestering galimatiasArguria [GA] at 02:13 --