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[10:00] -- chessAficionado [CA] began trolling aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 22:00 --

[10:00] CA: Hey null!...

[10:00] AG: sigh

[10:00] AG: what's up

[10:01] CA: I wanted to ask if your ready for this game...

[10:01] CA: I think you're going to be my opponent...

[10:03] AG: eh as ready as I'll ever be

[10:03] AG: and why do you say that

[10:04] CA: Because that's what tlaloc told me, and he said you were his teammate...

[10:04] AG: ugh don't even mention that creep

[10:05] AG: god he is so awful

[10:05] AG: and anyway idk I didn't get any assignments

[10:05] AG: if that's how he's trying to play it thinking he's setting up his little alien matesprit with an easy opponent he has another thing coming

[10:05] AG: I mean he coulda used kikate for that ffs

[10:06] CA: By opponent I meant we're un opposite teams but what evs...

[10:06] AG: oh. okay, yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] AG: 12 trolls vs 8 aliens

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] CA: Yes that seems to be the matchup...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:07] AG: should be a wriggling day pastry walk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:08] CA: Oh? are you feeling confident? That's good, it means you've been sleeping...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] AG: eh yeah, I got some high quality sopor to sleep in, no more weird dreams

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] AG: always a plus

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:09] CA: Do you think weird dreams are part of the game?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:10] AG: pfff what do you think, lady opponent alien

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] CA: Well I haven't heard of anyone else having weird dreams, so it may just be you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] CA: but I don't know whats going on your side of this...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] CA: so can't say for sure...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:11] AG: all trolls have bad dreams if they don't have sopor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] AG: some people have it worse than others

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] CA: what is sopor?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] AG: man you guys don't have that either? how do you keep from having dreams then?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] AG: it's like... a substance you fill your sleeping chambers with, idk, it's hard to describe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:12] CA: We always have dreams...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] CA: sleeping chambers?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:13] CA: Ehh whatevs...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:16] AG: sounds awful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] AG: sorry I'm a bit distracted

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] CA: It's not like anything I dream is bad, it's just random stuff...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] AG: I'm trying to extract a specific substance from a plant, it's taking a bit of time and research

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] CA: What substance?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] AG: ah that doesn't sound so bad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:17] AG: one of tlaloc's weird plants, he has me grow this shit for him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] AG: I can't complain considering he pays me pretty well for it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] CA: omg Null, are you making cocaine...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] AG: well I can and will complain because he's a douche but yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:18] AG: uh, yeah? humans don't have sopor but they have cocaine? that's fucking stupid

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] CA: To be honest, I agree with you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] CA: this sopor sounds pretty cool...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:19] CA: It helps you sleep better?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:20] AG: yeah, much better

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:21] AG: it's pretty cool to be honest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] CA: sounds cool, lord knows I can use more sleep...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:22] CA: all this talk of the game is stressing me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] AG: hah well I'd offer to send some sopor but I don't exactly have a way

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] AG: and I doubt you guys even have recuperacoons anyhow so you wouldn't know what to do with it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:25] CA: According to tlaloc, I am 400,000 light years away from you, so yeah, a bit of a long distance sending fee...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:29] AG: hahah talk about a long distance relationship

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] AG: no offense but dating an alien is just the stupidest shit I've ever heard of

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] AG: god he's so awful idk how you even put up with him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] CA: You...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:30] CA: Really like talking about how awful he is don't ya?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] AG: well it's a pretty easy conversation topic when the conversation's faltering

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:32] CA: I see...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] CA: so your the type of girl who hates aboy so much you love him?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] AG: oh god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:33] AG: ehehehe noooo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] CA: ehhh, I'm just messin with ya...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AG: I mean someday yeah of course but tlaloc? pffft

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AG: and besides love isn't involved with kismessitude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:34] AG: it's more... a strong rivalry built on mutual disgust and sexual attraction

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] CA: I date an alien and I still don't fully understand their romance...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] CA: :p...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:35] AG: yeah I'll go ahead and mark that up to stupidity on both of your parts but hey you do you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:36] CA: Hey look at you, your actually forming insults this time around. You're getting better at trolling...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] AG: well you're winking less this time around so that might be it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] CA: oh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] AG: thank god tlaloc took up your advances in that regard /:>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] CA: is...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:37] CA: to be fair, I took up his...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] AG: well either way it means there are no more humans pity flirting with me so that's always a plus in my book

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:38] AG: hell if that's not serendipity (for me at least) I don't know what is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:39] CA: If ya need I can always flirt with ya some more :p...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] AG: wow that's absolutely charmingly disgusting but if you start cheating on tlaloc I will take great pleasure in letting him know just for your information

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:40] AG: so please do, at least then maybe he'll drop this ridiculous shit and start focusing on getting ready to take you guys down

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:41] CA: Oh, I don't cheat...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:41] CA: I may bend the rules, test the waterw...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:41] CA: *waters...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] CA: but I don't cheat...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:42] CA: not at games, and not at love <3...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] AG: heh if you say so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:45] AG: guess I'll have to take your word for it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] CA: You'll find that taking the word of your enemy isn't that smart...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:47] CA: just a tip...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] AG: well I mean I just found out you actually consider us enemies

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] AG: so it worked out pretty good for me all things considering

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] CA: You called us enemies first :p...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] AG: well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:48] AG: actually this conversation is about to get really stupid so I'll stop

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] AG: anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:49] AG: what else is new

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] CA: Apparantly your team hasn't even started planning yet...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] CA: So you should do that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:50] CA: so we don't completely crush you...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] AG: planning what? we don't even know what kind of game this is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] AG: and btw just because tlaloc doesn't know doesn't mean smarter more capable trolls aren't planning

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] AG: I mean you kind of picked the worst troll out of the bunch

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:51] AG: okay not the worst but close to it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] CA: who's the worst? If I may ask?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] AG: oh man idk who's the worst human?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] AG: some people are awful in some ways and great in others

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] CA: Hmmmmm...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:53] AG: it's hard to quantify

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] CA: You said I chose the close to worst....

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] CA: so there must be someone you think is worse that tlaloc...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:54] AG: well depends on the variables

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] AG: by blood I guess that'd only be me? and maybe this one other kid whose blood colour I don't know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] CA: was his text really bright? like neon red?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:55] AG: by douchiness he's definitely tops but idk the highbloods are pretty close too even if I like some of them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] CA: oh yes, balish was fun to talk to...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] AG: neon red? idk I haven't talked to him but if it was that sucks for him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:56] AG: he'll probably be culled as soon as we get in game, any red brighter than mine is sign of a mutant freak

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] CA: Oh yeah I think he'll be pretty pissed at me...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:57] CA: because he also liked tlaloc...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] AG: haha wow throwing a contender for the glorious throne of tlaloc's shame globes under the bus just like that?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] AG: you humans are pretty crafty huh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] CA: craftier than you realize...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:58] AG: ugh wow btw I don't think his shame globes are glorious, just... need to put that out there for clarification

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] CA: sure...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] CA: What ever you say...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] AG: ... I don't think I like your typing tone there but okay whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:59] AG: what colour is your blood anyhow?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] AG: people going hemoanonymous isn't unheard of around here but it's kind of rude you know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] CA: Everyone has the same blood color on earth :/...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] CA: red...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:00] AG: like, maroon? like my text?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] CA: ehh, I guess...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] CA: Sometimes it's brighter...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] AG: haha wow, an entire race of losers--- brighter? How much exactly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] AG: would you go so far as to call it 'neon' at times?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:01] CA: like, not as bright as the "mutant color" you described...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] AG: hmm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] AG: well no matter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] CA: besides, here, blood doesn't place your rank...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] AG: hah what? that's the stupidest shit I've ever heard

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] AG: are psychic gifts common among your species?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] CA: No...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] AG: since you're all lowbloods and all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:02] AG: wow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] CA: No human is psychic...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] AG: talk about the short end of the stick /:>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:03] CA: Ehh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] CA: I can't say I'm jeolous...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] AG: why, is someone preventing you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] CA: not literally...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:04] CA: If I were to say I was jealous I'd be lying...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] CA: According to you, if I were a troll I'd be...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] CA: A) a freak...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] CA: B) dead...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:05] CA: but as a human, I live pretty high in the ranks...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:06] AG: sounds like tlaloc's society, then, maybe you guys are a better match than I thought

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:07] CA: hehe yeah I guess...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:08] CA: Due to the fact that I believe it's time for evening tea, I must bid adieu...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] AG: uh didn't really get what that meant but okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] CA: Farewell Nullar, we may speak again :)...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] -- chessAficionado [CA] gave up trolling aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 23:09 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] AG: oh okay got it. bye, don't die, all that stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] gave up trolling chessAficionado [CA] at 23:09 --