Maenam Niadis

Your name is MAENAM NIADIS, and you are pretty much totally psyched up to the max about this evening. You're like that nearly every other night as well, but tonight is even more spectacular. You have been eagerly anticipating hanging out with all of your best buddies tonight and doing some sort of... uh... you forgot what exactly you were supposed to do tonight. But you're going to be hanging with your BFFNRFRNKSSBs (Best Friends Forever No Really For Reals No Kidding Super Serious Buddies) and that's all that really matters. You are the next in line to become the CONDESCENCE, but you really don't care too much about it. There's a bizarre set of LAWS and CODES and junk you're supposed to memorize, but that's all kind of boring. You're much more interested in the world of FASHION. You looooooove spending your time DESIGNING CLOTHES for all of your friends to wear. The colors are a little off, since you don't really have much to work with. Dye is hard to use underwater. You also find yourself heavily invested in TROLL CELEBRITY GOSSIP. You are often buried into one of the various SLEEZY GOSSIP RAGS that flood the Alternian media, dishing on who is feuding with who and who had to hire an Auspistice, who was brutally murdered in a blood frenzy. You know the usual stuff.

Much to your friends surprised, you are also well-versed in ALTERNIAN LITERATURE, and are known to be quite a scholar on the subject. You have read many a HEFTY TOME filled with romance and adventure over the years, and can perfectly quote TROLL SHAKESPEARE to a whim. You actually have ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE of things that pertain to your interests. Too bad that's not anything practical, and the most you can do is spout a POEM or talk about TROLL KANYE WEST'S feuds with TROLL JIMMY KIMMEL. You should probably broaden your horizons a bit.

Your chumhandle is aestheticChitin and you jusst want to let evvryone know that itts qettinq totes KRAY-KRAYFISH up iin herr !!!!

Life Before SBurb/Grub
You've grown up in a pretty illustrious seadweller abode, considering your royalty status. The only downside is that you don't really get to hang with your friends that often, especially since you have to tend after your lusus and his insatiable hunger. Yggdraslobster is a great dad, though and you are always thankful for that. You are bubbly and friendly 24/7, though this hides a more calculating side behind you then you'd like to let on. In all honesty, you are trying to set up a system that allows one of your friends to take more of the responsiblity of running the planet than you, so you can persue your passions. Your horrible, colorblind passion.

Friends
Work in progress.

OOC Contact Information

 * ooc Pesterchum handle = theoreticPenman


 * email address = itallgoboom@hotmail.com


 * reddit username = Palhinuk