DEAN JACK102313

 -- talentedAviator [TA] began pestering punctualPilferer [PP] at 18:51 --

 [06:51] TA: Hello Jack

 [06:54] TA: Jack, don't tell me you have died on me already?

 [06:59] PP: NOPE

 [07:01] TA: well good,

 [07:01] TA: cause im going to be the one that ends your life

 [07:02] TA: i don't know how or when, but someday and somehow i will be the one to be their when the last bit of your lifeforce slowly drains from your body

 [07:07] TA: Oh, did i scare little jack off

 [07:12] PP: I_DIDNT_WANT_TO_INTERUPT

 [07:12] PP: I_MEAN_SERIOUSLY_ALL_I_DID_WAS_LOCK_YOU_IN_A_CLOSET_FOR_A_WHILE

 [07:13] TA: I don't think you understand,

 [07:13] TA: first off, i got so thirsty in their i had to drink my on pee

 [07:14] TA: and secondly, im not the most mentaly stable person

 [07:14] TA: also,

 [07:14] TA: YOU TRASHED MY ROOM

 [07:14] TA: FOR THAT YOU SHALL PAY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:15] PP: seriouslybro.jpg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:15] TA: doesthislooklikethefaceofmercy.jpg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:15] PP: LOOK_I_KNOW_YOU_WANT_TO_FEEL_LIKE_YOU_HAVE_A_HUMAN_PENIS_SO_GO_AHEAD_AND_GET_IT_ALL_OUT_OF_YOUR_SYSTEM

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:16] TA: oh, i have one, a quite effeient one at that, but resorting to cheap shots like that will get you no were

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:17] TA: so how about, you just give up now, and i will take it easy on you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:17] PP: ALRIGHT_THIS_IS_KIND_OF_FUN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:18] PP: WHAT_ARE_THE_TERMS_OF_SURRENDER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:18] TA: you, come in and i promise not to torture you before i kill you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:20] TA: also, you tell me what you prototyped

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:20] PP: AND_AGAIN_WHAT_DO_I_GET_OUT_OF_THIS_ARRANGMENT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:21] TA: you get a quick and mericful death,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:21] TA: because if you refuse, i promises you i will hunt you down and end your life in the slowest and most painfull way possible

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:22] PP: YOU_KNOW_IN_ALL_THE_TIME_I_HAD_YOU_IN_THE_CLOSET_I_NEVER_EVEN_GOT_TO_KNOW_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:22] PP: HOW_FUCKED_UP_IS_THAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:23] TA: pretty fucked up, considering im mentaly deranged, heck your the first person i have ever told that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:23] TA: so their is that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:25] TA: oh, another thing,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:25] TA: you better hope you came into this session alone, because i will also hunt down and muder any freind of your before coming for you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:32] PP: IS_THIS_ALL_YOU_WANTED_TO_TALK_ABOUT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:33] TA: nah, i wanted to give your a fair waning,but i also wanted to talk about you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:34] TA: who are you, what are you doing here, and why did you chosse to lock me in a closet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:35] PP: (BRB)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- punctualPilferer [PP] ceased pestering talentedAviator [TA] at 19:35 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] PP: AM_I_BEING_INTEROGATED

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] PP: OH_WHAT_FUN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] TA: no, your being questioned, which is much nicer, as i does not involve me water bording you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] PP: THATS_NOW_HOW_FRIENDS_OPERATE_HOMESLICE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] PP: WE_HAVE_THESE_THINGS_CALLED_CONVERSATIONS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] PP: WHERE_WE_DONT_THREATEN_EACH_OTHER_LIKE_FUCKING_BABYSCHOOLERS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] PP: FRESH_FROM_THE_FUCKING_CRECHE_AND_EAGER_TO_IMPROVE_OUR_STATS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] TA: yeah, well were not freinds, as freinds don't lock freinds in closets

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] PP: YOU_WERE_BEING_UNREASONABLEY_EXISTANT_AND_I_NEEDED_YOU_ALIVE_BUT_NOT_EXISTANT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] PP: SO_YOU_WERE_PUT_IN_THE_CLOSET

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] PP: WOAH_SHIT_SEE_THIS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] PP: THIS_IS_A_CONVERSATION

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] TA: oh, and what was that part about trying to kill me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:55] PP: OH_YEAH_THE_WHOLE_GAS_TRAP_THING

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:55] PP: WELL_IT_DIDNT_KILL_YOU_DID_IT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] PP: AND_IF_I_HAD_JUST_FINISHED_IT_THAT_WOULD_HAVE_DONE_THE_TRICK

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] PP: THAT_IS_LIKE_FRIENDSHIP_IF_I_EVER_SAW_IT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] PP: MAY_I_CALL_YOU_BRO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] TA: but you tried, you see i was raised in the millatry i don't take things like that lightly, not to metion, closet walls are very thin, i heard you scheaming

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] TA: no, it is a freindship, but you see, if that were the case i would be the dominate one not you, cause you see were two alpha's man we clahs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] TA: clash*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] PP: YEP_YOU_ARE_CLEARLY_THE_APEX_OF_YOUR_SOCIETY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] PP: AND_SO_SECURE_IN_IT_THAT_YOU_FEEL_THE_NEED_TO_POSTURE_TO_VIRTUAL_STRANGERS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] PP: SO_UM_ARE_WE_DONE_HERE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] TA: no, i have flaws just very few, and besides you still haven't told me who your are

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] TA: or what your doiong here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] TA: buddy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] PP: OH_YOU_KNOW

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] PP: CHILLING_OUT_READING_SOME_LITURATURE_AND_PLANNING_OUT_HOW_EXACTLY_THIS_SHIT_IS_GOING_TO_GO_DOWN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] TA: hmmm, but why, what your plan, what are you going to do,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] TA: but what really bugs me is were did you come from

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] PP: OK_LOOK_I_AM_GOING_TO_LEVEL_WITH_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] PP: THERE_IS_LITTERALLY_NOTHING_I_HAVE_TO_GAIN_FROM_TELLING_YOU_ANYTHING

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] PP: NOTHING_IS_FREE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] TA: but i have everything to gain, and i am willing to pay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] PP: ARE_YOU_NOW

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] PP: ALRIGHT_NOW_WE_ARE_TALKING

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] TA: for information, i know that information comes with a price

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] TA: i was rasied by the US goverment after all, i know that imformation is costly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] PP: ALRIGHT_THEN_SO_WHAT_EXACT_INFORMATION_ARE_YOU_LOOKING_FOR

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] TA: 1, were did you come from? 2. Did you come alone. and 3. Why enter are session

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] PP: ALRIGHT_LETS_START_WITH_ONE_THEN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] TA: okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] PP: FOR_THAT_INFORMATION_I_NEED_YOU_TO_USE_THE_ALCHEMY_SYSTEM_OF_YOUR_SESSION_TO_COMBINE_TWO_ITEMS_WHICH_I_WILL_PROVIDE_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] TA: that seems fair,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] TA: i mean what could possibly go wrong

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] PP: FOR_PIECE_OF_INFORMATION_NUMBER_2_I_WANT_YOU_TO_CLIP_YOUR_TOE_NAILS_AND_PLACE_THEM_IN_THE_DISCARDED_HORMEL_CHILLY_CAN_I_LEFT_IN_THE_DEBRIS_IN_YOUR_ROOM._YOU_WILL_THEN_DROP_THIS_CAN_OFF_THE_EDGE_OF_THE_DRAGON_YOUR_HOUSE_IS_RESTING_ON

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] PP: FOR_PIECE_OF_INFORMATION_NUMBER_THREE,_I_WANT_YOU_TO_USE_YOUR_COMPUTER_TO_MAKE_A_VOICE_RECORDING_OF_A_SINGLE_SENTENCE_I_WILL_TELL_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] TA: okay, few questions, weres the can i have sorted though about half of this trash, have yet to find a chilly can, and 2 which edge

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] TA: and i can do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] PP: IT_CAN_BE_ANY_EDGE_OF_THE_DRAGON_THE_CAN_IS_CURRENTLY_UNDER_YOUR_COMPUTER_DESK_WEDGED_BETWEEN_A_COPY_OF_TOP_GUN_AND_A_BOTTLE_I_FILLED_WITH_URINE_BECAUSE_I_WAS_FEELING_LAZY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] TA: WAIT what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] TA: that's nasty dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] TA: but anyways, i sure i can find a use for that bottle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] TA: but, i can do those things, no problem, what do you want me to say

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] PP: YEAH_MAN_THATS_MY_GENETIC_CODE_THERE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:20] PP: THE_SENTENCE_I_WANT_YOU_TO_SAY_IS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:21] PP: FOLLOW_ME_I_DONT_HAVE_TIME_TO_EXPLAIN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:21] TA: really, what are you some kind of doctor who fan??

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:22] PP: I_DONT_EVEN_KNOW_WHAT_THAT_IS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:22] TA: nevermind, but i can do that, also what is it you want me to prototype

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:22] PP: ALCHEMIZE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:22] PP: I_WILL_SEND_THE_ITEMS_A_BIT_LATER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:23] TA: whatever, tomato tamato

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:27] TA: but will i get the information, now or do i have to do those steps first, cause i don't really have tonails at the moment

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:31] PP: I_NEED_PROOF_THAT_I_AM_GOING_TO_GET_PAID

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:31] PP: NATURALLY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:32] TA: okay, well, i did the voiceover DEANSVOICE.MP3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:33] TA: your gonna have to wait awhile on the nails, they gotta grow back, and i can't do the first thing till you give me the items

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:36] PP: ALRIGHT_THATS_PERFECT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:37] TA: okay, now you hold up your end of the bargin

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:37] PP: I_AM_THE_BODISATVA_OF_DEATH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:38] PP: I_ENTERED_YOUR_SESSION_BECAUSE_I_HAVE_BEEN_WAITING_FOR_SOMEONE_TO_LET_ME_INTO_A_GEMINAI_SESSION_FOR_A_LONG_TIME._SINCE_I_CAN_ACTUALLY_EXIST_IN_THIS_ONE_TO_MY_FULL_POTENTIAL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:39] TA: you want to achive enlightenment of death for the benifit of all, thats kida weird

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:40] PP: IT_IS_BUT_IN_DUE_TIME_IT_WILL_BE_CLEAR_WHAT_I_MEAN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:40] TA: okay, that anwsers question 3 but what about 1 and 2

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:41] PP: I_NEED_PROOF_OF_PAYMENT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:41] TA: i can't prove | #1 until you tell me what i need to do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:42] PP: I_WILL_MAKE_SURE_YOUR_SERVER_PLAYER_GETS_THE_ITEMS_TO_DEPLOY_FOR_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:42] PP: ONLY_WAY_TO_MAKE_IT_WORK

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:44] TA: wait, why would nate do anything you tell him to he hates you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:44] TA: why don't you just give me their codes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:44] PP: I_AM_NOT_GOING_TO_TELL_HIM

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:45] PP: duh.mp3

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:45] PP: I_AM_JUST_GOING_TO_ADD_THE_ITEMS_TO_HIS_DEPLOYABLES

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:45] PP: IT_CANT_WORK_THAT_WAY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:45] PP: THESE_ITEMS_WERE_NEVER_MENT_TO_BE_IN_YOUR_SESSION

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:47] TA: well, then i guess the must be pretty cool, anyway you want me to ALCHEMIZE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:47] TA: and am i allowed to use them after i ALCHEMIZE them??

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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:51] TA: okay, well if thats all i am going to take my leave now