072614tethyslily

 -- galliardTartarol0gist [GT] began pestering gallionicAcrobat [GA] at 23:02 --

 [11:21] GT: Tethysssssss.

 [11:21] GT: Tethys, hey.

 [11:21] GT: Hey.

 [11:21] GA: | Hey, Goggles. |

 [11:21] GT: 8P

 [11:22] GT: I'm bored.

 [11:23] GT: Tell me about life at the palace!

 [11:23] GA: | Oh, life at the palace? |

 [11:23] GA: | Uhhh, yes, I can tell you a lot about it, because that is where I am right now at this moment. |

 [11:23] GA: | Well, I wake up early in the morning, and go to morning drills. |

 [11:24] GA: | And then, after those, I get lunch. And then there are noon drills. |

 [11:24] GA: | Then evening drills, and dinner, and then I can just do whatever I want for the night. |

 [11:25] GT: This did not do much to alleviate my boredom.

 [11:26] GA: | I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were royalty now and I had to cater to your every whim. |

 [11:27] GT: OOH, THAT REMINDS ME!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:28] GT: Speaking of royaltyyyyyy...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:28] GT: Do you know who Merrow is?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:29] GA: | No, I'm training to one day be his royal bodyguard, but no, I have no idea who he is. At all. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:29] GT: So he's the emperor-to-be, then? Sweet! Do you have his chumhandle?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:30] GT: Is he even allowed to have a chumhandle?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:30] GA: | Actually, I don't have his handle. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:30] GA: | Hm, probably should've asked for it at some point. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:32] GT: Darn.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:32] GT: Well, I know his position now at the very least, so that's good leverage for next time...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:33] GA: | I didn't realize you suddenly gained your own secret agenda. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:33] GT: I just wanna make more friends, that's all!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:34] GA: | Hm... |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:34] GA: | You have a famous parent... |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:34] GA: | I think you'll be making a lot of friends soon. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:35] GT: So far I've only made one friend through my dad, and even then it was indirectly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:35] GT: Fucking hacking conventions.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:36] GA: | Are you friends with Vyllen? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:36] GA: | He's a hacker. Also, my matesprit. He's a pretty good kisser, despite being such a big nerd. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:37] GT: Ohoho. Matesprit, you say.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:37] GT: I shall tease him mercilessly about this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:38] GA: | What's teasable about being matesprits with me? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:39] GT: You're right.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:39] GT: Maybe I should congratulate him instead.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:39] GA: | That's better. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:39] GT: Which will also be a form of teasing, so it all works out in the end.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:53] GT: So this means you and Thiago are over, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:54] GA: | Huh? No, actually, we're full-blown kismesis'... kismesises... in a kismesi... Fuck, you get it. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:55] GT: Yeah, I know. Now that you have a matesprit, you can't be with him, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:55] GA: | Uh, no, that's not how quadrants work. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:55] GT: Oh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:56] GT: Troll romance is confusing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:56] GA: | Actually, I've been giving Thiago a lot of attention lately, I should probably give Vyllen more. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:56] GT: Very, very confusing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:56] GA: | Not really. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:59] GT: Well, sure, they're not confusing to YOU. You've grown up with them. Human romance doesn't even have the concept of black romance.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:59] GA: | Humans can still do it, though, if they learn how. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:01] GT: I'll pass for now, I think.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:03] GA: | So where've you been the past... month or so? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:03] GA: | I joined a band of nerds. And then quit the band of nerds. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:03] GA: | And met some of them in a magical multiplayer dream on a golden place but that's irrelevant. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:04] GT: Golden?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:04] GA: | Lots of gold. And carnivals, and white shell creatures who suck at fighting. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:04] GA: | We have to go on a quest and save them all from the evil opposite empire or something. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:05] GT: Huh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:05] GT: You said multiplayer?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:05] GA: | Yeah, through magic or something. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:06] GT: So they were like, real people?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:07] GA: | No, they were evil monster doppleganger people. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:07] GT: Evil monster doppelganger people.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:08] GA: | I'm being sarcastic, yes, it was real people, and yes, I made sure by chatting with them. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:08] GT: Hot damn.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:08] GT: you realize what this means, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:09] GA: | Dream parties. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:09] GT: There IS such a thing as a collective consciousness!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:09] GT: That too, though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:09] GA: | No, actually, we seem to have secondary selves in some alternate dimension which have magical powers including flying. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:09] GA: | And we connect to those selves via sleeping. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:09] GA: | Also, why do you believe me? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GA: | For all you know I'm pulling your leg. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GT: Because you don't seem like the person to do that kind of thing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GA: | Seriously, I told you this thinking I would get a good laugh about you thinking I was messing with you. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GT: Plus, there's something I saw earlier today that adds a lot of credibility to your story.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] -- galliardTartarol0gist [GT] links sketchofprospit.png --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] GT: Does this look like the golden place?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] GA: | Yes, actually. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] GA: | Where'd you get this? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] GT: Thiago linked me. It's concept art from sBASE. Y'know, the big game that's coming out.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:15] GA: | Right. Thiago. He was totally in the dream. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:16] GT: He's also entered into the sBASE lottery. And Vyllen dreamed about a purple place with dark-skinned creatures that were planning to wage war on another planet populated with white-skinned ones.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:16] GT: It can't be a coincidence.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:16] GA: | I have plenty of reason to think it's not. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:16] GA: | But that's for me to know. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GT: Pfffrghghgh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GT: Secrets are no fun.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GA: | No, they aren't, are they? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GA: | I'd tell you if I could, trust me. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:18] GT: Yeah, well, I can have super awesome secrets if you can!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GT: I have so many secrets, you don't even know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GT: All the secrets, Tethys.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GT: All of them.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GA: | Uh-huh. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GA: | Like what? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GA: | You're secretly a dude? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GT: Gasp.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GT: You've guessed it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GA: | I'm such a superb sleuth. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:21] GT: You could be Troll Batman or something!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:21] GT: Except then your parents would have to die, and that would not be good.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:21] GA: | I do have very good athletic skills. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:39] GA: | If I'm Batman, does that make Thiago the Joker? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:39] GT: YES.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GT: Oh man, and I can be Oracle!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GT: Except no, then I'd be paraplegic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GT: That would be bad.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GA: | You can just get robot limbs or something. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GA: | They're all the rage these days. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GT: Oh yeah, I heard about that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GT: He wants me to enchant them.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:41] GA: | Heh, can you? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] GT: I can sure as Hell try! There's bound to be something about magitech somewhere in my library. I've been meaning to read that tome on enchanting everyday objects.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:43] GT: I'm incredibly tempted to get Dad to tweak an arm so I can remotely make him slap himself in the face.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:43] GA: | Well, a week ago I'd say that's just silly because magic isn't real, and a few years ago during that godawful phase I had I'd say the only magic possible is dark magic, but I think you can probably do it. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GT: Ugh, I'm feeling pretty hungry. Think imma go down and get some lunch.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GT: Talk to you later, Batman!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:02] GA: | Okay. Bye. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- galliardTartarol0gist [GT] ceased pestering gallionicAcrobat [GA] at 03:02 --