012415jackmerrow

 -- aspiringArchon [AA] began trolling punctualPilferer [PP] at 00:22 --

 [12:22] AA: Hello. Is this the handle of Jack of Arena?

 [12:25] PP: WHY_YES_IT_IS

 [12:25] PP: IF_IT_ISN'T_MY_FAVORITE_PRINCE_CHARMING

 [12:25] PP: howsthegirlfriend.png

 [12:25] AA: Ah. You already know my handle then.

 [12:25] PP: iknoweverything.exe

 [12:26] AA: I would feign surprise, but at this point twinks knowing more than they should has stopped surprising me.

 [12:27] AA: In that case I guess there is no reason for me to beat around the bush, seaing as you already likely know my porpoise here.

 [12:28] AA: You are, to my knowledge, the most skilled and powerful Time Player who has ever existed. At the moment, I am at least tide for the weakest and least skilled.

 [12:28] PP: I_STILL_WANT_YOU_TO_SAY_IT

 [12:30] AA: I wish to learn from you. I wish for your race against me to fill Acenia's primer to be more than shrimply schooling a helpless wiggler.

 [12:30] AA: I wish it to actually be a race, in other words.

 [12:30] AA: As right now we both know that I do not even present an iota of challenge to you.

 [12:32] PP: WHAT_MAKES_YOU_THINK_I_WANT_THAT_PALE_PATHETIC_LITTLE_FREAK

 [12:33] AA: In honesty, I no longer think you do. After consulting with others, I suspect you are only filling her primer on behalf of the Herald. Or perhaps to use her as a bargaining chip in your game against Libby.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:33] AA: I have no reason to believe she means anything to you beyond utilitarian porpoises.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] AA: Or maybe it's more shrimple than that. Maybe you shrimply do not wish to sea her end up with a troll, as a matter of Twink Pride.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] AA: Either way, it does not reelly matter your motivation. I intend to fill her Primer. Your words at our last meeting suggested you intend the same.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] PP: NO_SERIOUSLY_WHY_DO_YOU_THINK_I'M_FILLING_HER_PRIMER?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] PP: IS_FUTURE_ME_UP_TO_SOME_SHIT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] PP: THAT_ASSHOLE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] AA: Are you....not the Jack who I met on LOBAB mere moments ago?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:38] AA: Or perhaps, not yet the Jack I met on LOBAB mere moments ago?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:38] AA: Is this the first time we have spoken, from your perspective?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:42] AA: I imagine I should be, at this point, rubbing my temples in confusion over this assault against causality, but I will skip that. We are both Time Players. Such bullshit is the price of dealing with our Aspect, is it not?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:45] PP: IT_IS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:45] PP: wehaventmetfrommyperspective.exe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:45] PP: BUT_IF_FUTURE_ME_IS_FUCKING_WITH_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:45] PP: I_DONT_MIND_HELPING_YOU_FUCK_WITH_HIM_RIGHT_BACK

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:45] AA: That is somewhat surprising. You are not a fan of your future self?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:49] PP: ARE_YOU?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:49] AA: I would not call us the fastest of fronds, no.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:50] AA: He is after all angling to fill my matesprite's primer before I do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:51] AA: But I have no particular feelings for Future Me. Not that I have met him to know if I would be a fan or not.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] PP: WELL_THERE_IS_YOUR_FIRST_JOB_THEN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:53] PP: MEET_FUTURE_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:54] AA: Very whale. Should I keep anything in mind to avoid evoking the ire of Future You when using Time? Or the ire of Present You for that matter.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] PP: WELL_SNEAK_AROUND_ABOUT_IT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] PP: DONT_BE_A_PRAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] PP: likeherdingcatsiswear.exe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:57] AA: Act as a Thief rather than as a brazen Prince, then.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:58] AA: Very whale. I will sea what I can do. Leaving my comfort zone should kelp me to learn anyway.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:58] AA: I do not know if my gratitude reelly means anything to you, Jack, but you have it. If fucking with Future You is somefin you wish to sea done, then I shall do my best to accomplish it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:01] PP: LET_ME_SEND_YOU_A_PRESENT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:01] PP: IT_SHOULD_HELP

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:02] PP: ((A box appears! Time players are bullshit))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:02] AA: ((Indeed))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:02] AA: ((Merrow does whatever he can to check for traps first, though with his Notice skill that is likely little. Then he opens it ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:06] PP: ((inside is a neon green waistcoat))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:06] PP: IT_WILL_LOOK_GOOD_ON_YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:06] PP: fashionforward.tiff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:06] AA: It is a rather fetching color, yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:07] AA: (( Merrow dons the coat. ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:08] AA: Thank you, Jack. Then with that, I am off to meet my future self. Should I contact you once I have done so?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:08] PP: ((Coat gives +1 to Time Rolls.))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] PP: Sure.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] PP: SURE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:09] PP: BUT_I_AM_GOING_TO_GO_WAIT_FOR_LILY_TO_FULFILL_HER_BARGAIN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] AA: Very whale. I will talk to you at some point further along in the timeline then.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [01:10] AA: Be seaing you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- punctualPilferer [PP] gave up trolling aspiringArchon [AA] at 01:11 --