011214-Beau-Nullar

[08:14] -- chessAficionado [CA] began pestering aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 20:14 --

[08:15] CA: Ok I don't know how to put this in anyway with still a shred of sense, so I'll put it bluntly...

[08:15] CA: why the fuck did you give my girlfriend porn of me and her...

[08:15] CA: I mean sure, make what you want...

[08:15] AG: HMMMM, oh ehehehe I thought it would help

[08:15] CA: Hm?...

[08:15] AG: well actually, no, I really didn't

[08:16] CA: In what way would it help anything?...

[08:16] AG: but I figured she wouldn't be quite as embarrassed about innocuous comments if she saw what was really involved more than sleeping next to someone!

[08:16] AG: well

[08:16] AG: to be fair I did a LOT of guesswork, I'm not really sure how humans work

[08:16] AG: or what lady anatomy looks like

[08:17] AG: it's a veritable work of art though seriously did you read it

[08:17] AG: one of my best

[08:17] CA: I'd rather not correct the accuracy of your porn...

[08:17] AG: man it's not even porn it's like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:17] AG: ~*erotica*~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:17] CA: Although I will admit...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] CA: It is a well made story, if a bit erm... mature...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] AG: it's cool I made you guys older

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] AG: and sexier

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] AG: and anyway yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] AG: I guess I probably feel a LITTLE bit bad for sending it to her but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] AG: to be quite honest it's kinda nice to have one normal laugh about a normal prank

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] AG: that doesn't have to do with death or dismemberment or killing imps or magic powers or

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] AG: .... sigh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] CA: I... know what you mean...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] AG: besides maybe it'll give her some good ideas ehehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] CA: erk...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] AG: admittedly I don't know you two all that well but it seemed pretty in character!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] AG: you'd TOTES be the top

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] CA: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] AG: wait how old are you guys even

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] AG: I don't even know how human ages work but sami looks pretty young

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] CA: 13...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:20] AG: maybe you should wait a sweep before experimenting

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:20] AG: 13 SWEEPS,!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:20] AG: damn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:20] CA: so in troll years I think it'd be...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:20] CA: 6 or 7 sweeps...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:20] AG: oh well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:20] AG: I'm 7 sweeps

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] AG: I don't really know what the conversion is but if you're six sweeps this might be slightly inappropriate material

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] AG: then again we're the only people alive so we're the closest thing to adults there is amirite

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] CA: You're the one who gave it to her!...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] AG: EHEHE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] AG: DID EHS EKIL TI,,,,,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:21] AG: I thought it was remarkably well crafted

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:22] AG: it would be easier if I'd seen you more than two seconds at a party though, I didn't really know how to describe you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:22] CA: She was mostly babbling and screaming that she wasn't a perv...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:22] AG: ehehehe she's silly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] AG: I was trying to show her she wasn't a perv but she went the opposite way with it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] AG: she's probably just embarrassed you caught her reading it [||<<<>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] CA: She probably thought that I thought she was looking at porn...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] AG: well you might want to reassure her then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:23] AG: bring some human sopoforics with you ehehehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:24] AG: HAVE THE CONVERSATION OUTSIDE EHEHE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:24] AG: BRING A PICNIC BLANKET THIS TIME THO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:24] CA: ERK...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] CA: Nullar you are getting rather close to me beating your ass in...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] AG: ehehehe you will have to find me first, I am very very stealthy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:25] AG: my stealth is a +3 even

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:26] CA: I will simply track the scent of genetic material and hand lotion...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:26] CA: Plus my whole aspect is about finding shit...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] AG: pfft first of all you don't know what genetic material smells like (hopefully geeze)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] CA: Like seriously, a light player here...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] AG: second of all geeze

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] AG: I don't really like jerk it to my stories if that's what you're implying

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] AG: besides yours was super tame

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] AG: I just think you guys are

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:27] AG: 'human adorbs'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:28] CA: Look I'm sorry, it's just sort of a shocking thing to find on your girlfriends computer...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:28] AG: hehehe yeah I can understand that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:28] AG: take a picture of her face

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:28] AG: and send it to me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:28] AG: it must be SPECTACULAR

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:29] AG: EHEHEHE MAN

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:29] AG: I feel more like myself than I have in weeks and weeks

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:29] AG: basically since this game started )||>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:29] AG: ugh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:29] CA: http://i.imgur.com/CuqVNzB.jpg here this sums it up...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:29] AG: everything's really gone to shit hasn't it beau

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:29] CA: Yeah, it really has...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:30] AG: EHEHEHE nice gif. I'd ask where his horns are but. humans.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:30] AG: sigh. well, I'd apologize if I thought an apology was in order but I think it was harmless fun to be honest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:30] CA: Look I understand, just...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:30] AG: you can reassure her that I haven't fondled my shameglobes thinking about you two licking each other's nooks though if that helps

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:31] AG: I think that probably wouldn't help at all though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:31] CA: tone it down a bit in the future...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:31] AG: ehehehehe okay so softrotica. no naughty bits on scene. got it. P||>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:31] CA: Sami's a bit more...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:31] CA: sensitive to this than most...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:31] AG: she's more sensitive to most things than most

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:32] AG: which, no offense, you need to start working on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:32] AG: she'll die before all of this is over if she doesn't toughen up and get a little more selfish

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:32] CA: I was planning on it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:32] AG: and, well, I don't want to see her die

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:32] CA: But you probably set me back 7 years...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:32] AG: I'm trying to work on something similar with avel but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:32] AG: avel actually hugged me the other day can you believe that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] CA: um I don't know if that's a troll thing but...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] CA: That's a thing human's do...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] AG: 'scary troll that joked about feeding me pieces of doir's body for dinner, totes deserves a hug!'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] CA: wait wut...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] AG: ehehehe yeah I scared the shit out of her when libby brought her to me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:33] CA: I bet it would...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:34] CA: she had no warning...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:34] CA: remember when Sami thought you were a cosplay?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:34] AG: ehehehe yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:34] CA: It's just, a bit of a shock to meet an alien species with no forewarning...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:35] AG: I can imagine. at least we were told ya'll were aliens

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:35] CA: Like when I spoke to you the first time I thought you were just an internet jerk...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:36] CA: And that's why I spoke the way I did to you that time...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:36] AG: ehehe it's all good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:36] AG: bygones and bygones and whatnot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:36] AG: I am kind of a jerk though (||

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:37] CA: Hey, I made you freak the fuck out, You made my girlfriend freak the fuck out, we're even...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] AG: ehehehe that's one way of looking at it I guess!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] AG: well I should probably let you go shooshpap sami or whatever you paleflushed human perverts do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:38] AG: if you ever want a sequel let me know ehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:39] CA: Ok and I'll let you go do whatever you sexually frustrated trolls do...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:39] CA: Talk to ya later...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:39] AG: ehehehe bye human beau

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:39] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] ceased pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 20:39 --