031615tethyslily

 -- galliardTartarologist [GT] began pestering gallionicAcrobat [GA] at 21:39 --

 [09:43] GT: Hey, uh, Tethys?

 [09:43] GA: | Hello. |

 [09:43] GT: Well, first off, how're you doing?

 [09:44] GA: | Good. I'm getting back into training. |

 [09:44] GA: | You? |

 [09:45] GT: Oh, y'know. Dealing with the aftereffects of getting possessed by a creepy alternate Samighost.

 [09:45] GT: And pissing myself over what I want to talk to you about.

 [09:45] GT: Same old, same old.

 [09:45] GA: | You too? I was possessed by Acenia's. |

 [09:45] GT: Haha, really? How'd she try to kill you?

 [09:46] GT: I just saw a shit ton of majyyk rituals.

 [09:46] GA: | Oh, she didn't She's just really horny and wants to bone Merrow through my dreamself. |

 [09:46] GA: | And I mean, I'm not going to stop her, since she's paying ghost rent. |

 [09:46] GT: Lucky bastard. Mine possessed me and tried to asphyxiate my teammates.

 [09:47] GA: | Oof. Did you try being chill? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:47] GA: | Worked real good for me. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:48] GT: Yeah, no, little busy trying to breathe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:48] GA: | I understand. What're you pissing yourself over wanting to talk about? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:49] GT: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:49] GT: Uh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:49] GT: Before Thiago, uh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:49] GT: Y'know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:49] GA: | Mhm. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:50] GT: ...I kissed him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:51] GA: | Yes, I remember that. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:51] GT: Ooooof course he fucking told you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:51] GT: ...Look, I wanted to explain why.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:51] GA: | Why? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:52] GT: Can...I say something first?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:52] GA: | Go ahead. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:53] GT: You've been one of my best fucking friends for...god, I don't even know, and...I really treasure that, y'know? You've put up with so much of my shit, and just been so fucking chill and awesome, and...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:53] GT: I just wanna say thanks, I guess.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:53] GT: For being my friend.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:54] GA: | You're welcome. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:54] GA: | I am pretty great. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:54] GT: Yeah.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:54] GT: Eheheh. Very true.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:54] GT: Anyways, uh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:54] GT: I kissed him because...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] GA: | You loved him all along? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] GT: Because I knew he was going to die.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] GA: | Oh. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] GA: | How? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:55] GT: ...because I was the one who chose him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:56] GA: | Okay? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:56] GA: | You're going to have to be more specific here. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:57] GT: Nate found out we killed his kid. Walled me off with his bullshit Hope powers and made me tell him everything.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:57] GT: Then he made me pick which one of my teammates would die in revenge for Fate.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:57] GA: | Ah. Yeah, he's a real dickwad. Our universe one, at least. Other one's pretty cool. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:57] GT: ...No, um, I mean the other one.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:58] GT: Teenkid Nate.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:58] GA: | Wait, what? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:58] GA: | No, you must be confused. He wouldn't have done it, he just helped me and didn't even act moderately guilty. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:58] GA: | And Adult!Nate shot me and the Prince! |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:59] GT: He showed up at my door the evening of the murder with Thiago's head tucked under his arm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:59] GT: I know which Nate I mean.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:59] GT: He probably didn't act guilty because he doesn't FEEL guilty. 'A life for a life', he said.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:00] GA: | Oh my Empress. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:00] GA: | I... |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:01] GA: | I think it is a very good thing I am still in the gym around things with which to punch instead of people. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:03] GT: Yeah, don't...don't go up against him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:03] GT: Like, I don't think even you could take him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:03] GA: | No. No I couldn't. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:03] GA: | I saw his power. And I had a lot to learn from him. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:07] GT: Well, I mean, you up your Space a little more, you might have a chance.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:08] GT: Portal away, y'know? Sneak attack!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:08] GA: | No. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:08] GT: Yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:08] GA: | No. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:08] GT: Yessssss.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:08] GA: | Negative. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:08] GT: AFFIRMATIVVVVE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:08] GA: | Negative. I'm not attacking him. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:09] GT: I'm just saying, you could totally pull it off.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:09] GA: | Negative. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:09] GT: Pshhhh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:09] GT: You should try it out against me or something if you're gonna be such a pansy about it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:10] GA: | Negative. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:10] GT: Whyyyyyyyyy?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:11] GT: Duuuude, what if you, like, made it so your hookshots warped space or something. You could make them hook onto THIN AIR.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:12] GA: | Look, Lily, this is... I don't want revenge. I just want Thiago back. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:12] GA: | He proposed to me. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:12] GT: What? No, I'm just making suggestions.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:13] GA: | I can't let his memory be the reason I died too for some stupid vengeance kill. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:13] GT: ...Yeah, I get that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:13] GT: Should probably take that to heart myself.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:14] GA: | Vengeance on those responsible, anyway. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:14] GT: But...I dunno if we can get him back.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:14] GA: | The equipment in this gym isn't going to survive much longer. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:14] GA: | No. We can't. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:15] GT: So I guess the best we can do is make sure he doesn't die in vain, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:16] GT: Which means we gotta SURVIVE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:16] GT: See whatever's on the other side and hope Thiago's watching.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:16] GA: | Affirmative. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:16] GA: | I'm a bit... less capable than before, but I'll try my best. For Thiago. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:18] GT: Pshh, whaaaat? You're TETHYS. You'd still be just as badass if you got both your legs cut off or something!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:18] GA: | Yeah, they might as well be. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:18] GA: | Did you not hear? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:19] GT: Hear what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:20] GA: | I... broke my spine? Paralyzed... lysed? Crippled from the waist down, possibly permanently. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:21] GA: | Not ringing a bell? I swear half the base has come by for mini pity parties. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:21] GT: Jesus, Thetz.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:21] GA: | Yeah, emotionally, I'm running on adrenaline right now. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:21] GT: And you destroyed HOW MUCH of the gym stuff?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:22] GT: Like, jesus dick, point still fucking stands.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:22] GT: Oh my God. You can WEAPONIZE THIS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:22] GT: OK OK OK OK. Picture this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:22] GA: | What, like that one guy from X-Men? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:22] GT: ROCKET. WHEELCHAIR.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:23] GA: | Negative. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:23] GT: IT WOULD BE SO COOL.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:23] GA: | I'm not listening to your half-baked ideas after the gobblebeast incident. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:26] GT: No, oh my god, but all we have to do is strap you down with, like, belts or something, and then you can fucking BOWL ENEMIES OVER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:27] GA: | Negative. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:27] GT: Duuuuuuude, what if we alchemized you a ROCKET CHAIR.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:27] GA: | Negative. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:27] GT: Rocket chaaaaaaair.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:27] GA: | Negative. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:28] GT: SPACE HOOKSHOTS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:28] GT: YOU'D BE LIKE BIONIC COMMANDO.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:28] GA: | Nnnn, maybe, that one sounds somewhat reasonable. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:29] GT: YESSSS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:29] GA: | How would the hookshots even work? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:29] GT: Space hookshots!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:30] GT: You make, like tiny portals.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:30] GA: | What's the point of that? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:30] GT: Then the hookshots hook onto 'em!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:30] GA: | You can't hook onto a portal. It's like negative space or something. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:31] GT: No, but the portals lead to walls.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:32] GT: So you hook onto the walls!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:36] GT: It is the best idea.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:36] GT: THE BEST.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:37] GA: | Negative. Lily, I think you need to check the logical parts of your brain for missing screws. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:37] GA: | If there even are any logical parts of your brain. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:37] GT: Probably got fried by Samighost.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:38] GA: | Your ghost really sounds like a douche. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:39] GT: She really, really was.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:39] GT: Is?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:39] GT: I'm pretty sure she's still around.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:40] GA: | Mine too. Maybe our ghosts could get along, we should introduce them to one another at some point. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:40] GA: | The still around part, I mean. Not the douche part. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:42] GT: Well, I mean, if you WANT to get strangled by burning indigo trees.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:45] GA: | Not even gonna ask. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:45] GA: | Oh, hey, would Derse be up for a peaceful surrender, by the way? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:46] GT: Nooooooot really. They kind of think your side sent an assassin to off Thiago.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:47] GA: | Ugh. Politics. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:47] GA: | Tell them we didn't, our guys are all pussies and our heroes nominal at best. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:48] GT: Gonna be tough, seeing as I don't have a dreamself. I'll ask one of the other Dorsites to pass it on, though.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:49] GA: | Is that how it's spelled? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:49] GT: Yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:58] GA: | Well, Lily, as always, it was... Interesting to talk to you. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:58] GT: Eheheh. You bet your paralyzed ass it was.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:58] GA: | Wow. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [10:59] GA: | Not even hot paralyzed ass? |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:02] GT: Pshh. I figured it went without saying.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:03] GA: | Damn straight. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:03] GA: | See you 'round, Lily. |

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [11:04] GT: Later gator!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- galliardTartarologist [GT] ceased pestering gallionicAcrobat [GA] at 23:09 --