071414doirnate

[08:48] GA: Doir floats down the hallway slowly, groaning, dragging his upper torso along the floor with his legs in the air.

[08:49] AC: Nate walks down the hallway, writing on a sheet of paper, paying no attention to anyone in his way

[08:49] GA: Doir smashes panty first into Nate. "ugh"

[08:50] AC: "watch it, shitstain"

[08:50] GA: "hey, havent seen you in a while"

[08:50] GA: "dont you wanna know why im able to fly and wearing panties and about my godhood'

[08:50] AC: "oh, it's you"

[08:51] GA: Doir collapses to the floor and springs up. "also i became omniscient and my boyfriend dumped me."

[08:52] GA: "well, cheated on me. but will dump me."

[08:52] AC: "oh right, that" Nate shudders

[08:52] GA: "and i have mind super powers"

[08:52] GA: "dont you wanna know how that happened"

[08:53] AC: "if it'll, get you, off may back, you have, five minutes"

[08:55] GA: "jeez, someone woke up on the wrong side of the magical ark floating through the eternal void"

[08:55] AC: "no, I'm just, trying to, utilize this free time, we have, to it's fullest extent"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] AC: "unlike some, people, who are spending it, moping"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] GA: "uh, dude, beau fuckin died, my bf left me, im pretty much turning into jack, and despite finally defeating him i still feel unfulfilled"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] GA: "i can mope all i damn please"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:56] GA: "how long are we on this ark anyway?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:57] AC: "dunno, but whatever, it is, it's too fucking, long"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:58] AC: "nowhere to, run"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:58] GA: "why arent you sad? werent you and beau close too? wasnt everyone close to her?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:59] AC: "ehh, I assumed, we were all, gonna die, from the start, death doesn't, faze me"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:00] GA: Doir slowly floats back to upsidedown. "yeah, it still sucks though"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] GA: "lmao i cut off maenams arm and set sami and jossik on fire"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] GA: "and killed hundreds of elves who worship me, and accidentally killed kate"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] GA: "i should probably be more okay with one person dying."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] AC: "and to think, people are worried, about me, being a threat"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GA: "hey, i could be using my mind powers for all sorts of shit, and instead im just floating lazily down the hallway"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] GA: "so whatre you gonna do for the next million years or whatever"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] AC: "train"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:04] AC: "gotta keep, my skills sharp, so I can, charge well"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:04] GA: "charge what? you gonna be a bullfighter?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:04] AC: "no, like payment"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:04] GA: "what?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:05] AC: "I only signed, on to deal with, Jack, he's dead, I'm not doing pro-bono, work anymore"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GA: "what did killing jack have to do with professional boners?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GA: "also, *we* killed jack."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] AC: "yeah, and how many, of you fuckers, would have died earlier, if I wasn't there, babysitting you?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] GA: "everyone who died was somehow seperated from their group!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] GA: "and you didnt save us! we had like, five battles!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:09] GA: "if anything, *i* was babysitting *you*. by being your best friend."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:10] AC: "friend? BAHAHAHAHA"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:10] AC: "I don't, do the friend, thing"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:11] GA: Doir goes back to upright. "no, we were best friends! all of those fun times together!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:11] GA: "we *are* best friends!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:11] AC: "fun? all you are, ALL ANYONE IS, is bad memories, to me"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:12] GA: "but youre good memories to me!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:13] AC: "that's cause, you're an oblivious moron"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] GA: "no! im just in absolute denial."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] AC: "same thing, really"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] GA: "you are my best friend, we get up to fun shenanigans all the time, and will always have each others backs forever."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] AC: "pass"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] GA: Doir starts getting red. "but what about team boom??"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:15] AC: "dead, it was a, stupid idea, to begin with"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] AC: "I'm striking clean, all former, alliegences"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] GA: "but nate!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] GA: "we're best friends though :("

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] AC: "no, we're not"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] GA: Doir starts singing with soul. "nate, im your best friend, thats what i am to you!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] GA: "we'll be together till the part when its over! because we are brothers and not dead! brothers and not dead!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:18] AC: "you're makin, the idea, of shootin myself, very appealing"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] GA: "no one else sees me like i see me, or like i see you, dont you see. because if i cant see them, they cant see me, and if i like me then you like myself~"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] AC: "this must, be it, my punishment"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] AC: "that echo, must've killed me, and this, is hell"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] GA: "this is not punishment! this is friendship!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] GA: "nate... i am your best friend! that is what i am to you! this song is not creepy! not creepy and all! and nate you dont have to worry because we're stupid! we'll weather that storm! your storm!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] GA: "theres no storm that you can make that we cant... snuggle together! :o"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:23] AC: "I don't want, friends, I don't want, to care when people, get hurt or die"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:23] GA: "thats good, because iiiiiim immortal! :D"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:23] GA: Doir poses heroically.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:24] AC: "you're doing, a shit job, of disuading me, that I'm, not in hell"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:24] GA: "we've been in hell since we started this game, dude!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:25] AC: "nah, as bad, as it got, it was fun, but this, I can't stand it"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:26] GA: "but naaaaaate :("

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:26] AC: "what the, fuck do you, want from me?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:26] GA: "a hug, and friendship."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:27] AC: "hmm, what am I, getting in return?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] GA: "i was a billionaire."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:28] AC: "money means, jack shit now"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:29] GA: "not once we get to the new session. those newbies wont know shit about shit. we can game them for all of their stuff."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GA: He shrugs. "plus, ill go to speed and carnage with you and make sure you god tier."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] GA: "also ill do your bidding."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:30] AC: "hmm, you strike a hard bargain"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] AC: "I'll need some, time to think"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] GA: "ill even put on pants!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:31] AC: "fuckin, deal"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] GA: Doir pumps his fists into the air. "woo! best friends! hug!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] AC: "pants first"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] GA: He decaptchalogues a pair of pants and puts them on.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:33] AC: "ok, this is, a one time thing, though"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:33] GA: "okay :D"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] GA: Doir goes in for the hug.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] AC: Nate reluctantly accepts it, a deal is a deal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:34] GA: Doir squeezes him happily and then lets go, smiling. "wooooooooo!!!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] AC: Nate glances around, making sure no one saw that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] GA: "okay what are we gonna do first as new best friends"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] AC: "keep this, a secret"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] GA: Doir salutes. "got it, sir!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] GA: "no soul shall hear a peep about it!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] AC: "oh, and call me, Nathan, Nate sound like, a kid's name"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] GA: "but youre like, thirteen"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] GA: "of course you have a kids name"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] GA: "but got it, sir nathan!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] GA: "nathan lilian revult!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] AC: "god damn it, who told you, my middle name?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] GA: "huh? no one."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] AC: "then, how did, you know?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] GA: "i didnt stalk you or anything."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] GA: "or steal your phone while you were sleeping."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:41] AC: "of course, you didn't, I keep my phone, in my sylladex"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:42] GA: "ugh, fine, i totally did stalk you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:42] GA: "you know, birth certificates are surprisingly easy to find!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:43] AC: "you are, one creepy, motherfucker, when you get, down to it"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:43] GA: "i wasnt before this game, i think im losing it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] AC: "someone, with information, acquisition skills, might interest me, in future missions"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] GA: "i had another super best friend. it was great. then he murdered me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] GA: "huh? i just used google."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] AC: "murdered you?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] AC: "you were, best friends, with Jack?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] GA: "oh, pffff, yeah, he tricked me into being his best friend and sleeping with me, and then stole those memories."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] GA: "or maybe those memories he gave back were fake? i dunno."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] GA: "that was waaay before the session though"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:46] GA: "remember when he was like some nerdy guy who was friends with kate"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:46] AC: "not really, never really, talked with him"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:46] AC: "not like, I was online, that much, before the game"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:47] GA: Doir shrugs. "eh, i think maybe he was hoping id care enough to like, sabotage my friends. but i didnt. i dont like it when people kill me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] AC: "few people, do"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] GA: "i guess now that im immortal it doesnt really matter, unless im breaking one of the conditions of it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] GA: "which im still not sure of, but when i accidentally killed kate a clock popped up with 'heroic' and 'just' written on it, so maybe thats got something to do with it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] GA: "i killed her by pulling a thing that was impaled out of her."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] AC: "man, sounds like, you had quite, an adventure"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] GA: "yeah. there was this illusion. and everyone got ripped up by razor blades. and then there was a big slug. also the elves. it was fun."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:52] AC: "man, LOPAS was just, creepy statues, and waiting around, to do the scratch"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:52] GA: "howd you do it, anyway?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:53] AC: Nate shifts uncomfortably "ehh, nothing that, interesting"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:54] GA: "tell me the deeeets yo"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:54] GA: "did that conniving traitorous cunt do anything big or did he just suck the whole time?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:55] AC: "nope, not telling" Nate looks flustered

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:56] AC: "don't wanna, bring it, up, he might, be listening"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] AC: "let's just, leave it, at the fact, it was a real, gut punch"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] GA: "okay!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:58] GA: "so are there any secret questionably moral missions for me to do?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:00] AC: "not really"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:01] AC: "except for, getting a mission, to LOSAC, but that's not, really morally questionable"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:01] GA: "well if you have any things for me to do, just press the B button to open up the command menu and select the one you want."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:02] GA: "hehe, kidding, text me or something."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] AC: "fine, we do this right, we make out, like bandits"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] GA: "yessss!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] AC: "huh? why so, excited?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] GA: "wait, you meant- okay."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] AC: "uhh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] GA: Doir shuffles backwards. "im gonna go now."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] AC: "ok"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] AC: "see ya"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] GA: "later"

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