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 -- galactoidArrival [GA] began pestering tumblingThinker [TT] at 13:56 --

 GA: is the the chumhandle of a mary?

 GA: like, not the one whos deans kid. the other one.

 TT: u-uh, y-yes

 TT: You are..?

 GA: ooh, i like your green! er, im doir mavico! the alternate one.

 GA: you're uh... whos kid?

 GA: sorry. lily gave me some handles.

 TT: Oh, uh, Jossik Katarn and R-Ryspor Tezeti

 GA: ooooh!

 GA: i was their best friends!

 GA: slash moirail sometimes!

 GA: also, there was a red romance. but that lasted like a week. dw about it.

 GA: anyway, er, i heard you met jack and got a gift?

 TT: uh..

 GA: dunno if you also heard, but jack is like, an evil sociopath who killed or got most of the past players killed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: Nice to meet you Mr. Mavico, ex-step.. dad?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oh shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i bet im like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: your uncle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: or godfather

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah ryspor'd totes do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: Jack gave me this headband, it's magic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: T-Turns me human

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: And.. he did what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: cool! now, uh, you're probably going to want to burn that thing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: maybe punch the card of the ashes so it can never be accessed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: cause jack is like. a supermurderer. thats a normal murderer but hyped up on insanity and probably cocaine.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i know he was friends with tlaloc.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: anyway hes killed trillions of people + you should probably stay away from him if you dont want to be viciously murdered

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: B-But

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: one time, he killed your dad and i

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: Wh-What?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah, the two of us went to investigate a crime on prospit and jack was there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: so jack smashed ryspor into a wall till he was a pulp, and de-throated me with a sword umbrella!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: it was terrible.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: but insightful! on how much of a dick jack is.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: so dont go near that guy. ever. if you want to not die.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: also, dont fight him. hes pretty much invincible.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: we killed him, but only because i became omniscient and messed with the code of the universe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: now hes back tho. watch ur back.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: He seemed so nice though.. he kissed Lily and Dani, and gave everyone gifts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah, did you hear the sociopath part?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: he also charmed us into believing he was a good guy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: hell, i had a dalliance with him for a little while before the game started. then we got in, he was a double god, there was blood everywhere, what a nightmare.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: you might be thinking, 'holy shit! im going to die!' and, well,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: :(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: dont worry, though. the vets and i, including your father whenever he starts contacting us again, are working on a way to fix this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: D-Do I have to get rid of the headband..?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: hmm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: well, its almost certainly cursed in some way... but it sounds like its important to you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i know being a human is probably important, but what really counts is if youre a human on the inside!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: and, so far, you sound pretty human.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: ryspor was a pretty human guy too. not a cannibal, or a murderer, likes roleplaying games, kind of a wuss...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: It's a magic headband that makes me human

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: you seem like that too!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: you shouldnt base your humanity on an item! you have to find it inside yourself, and those around you will see you as such no matter how you look!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: this... is probably tough, but you have to ask yourself if its worth endangering yourself and possibly everyone around you, mary.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: I-I'm a wuss?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i got no idea, lady

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: ryspor was, tho

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: total wuss lmao

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: wussbaby supreme

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: That isn't very nice..

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: its loving insults.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: of best friendship.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: anyway, you just gotta look inside yourself and say: what am i willing to put up with today? time travelling doublegod sociopaths? no!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: as the god of mind, lemme tell ya, putting a foreign object right up by your brizzains is not a good idea.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: and as the god of justice, yooooooo, jack has a bad track record.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: theres like 11 out of a possible 5 chance of that headband putting you in peril this very second

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: trust me. im what some in the industry call, 'genre savvy'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: Wow uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: this is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: a pretty downer conversation

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah. lifes a downer! but dont worry, there will be more ways to change your outsides to match your insides.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: and not like, making you look like your organs are hanging out. though thats possible too.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: whats your classpect?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: I mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: I've already been told all that. About how the thing will strangle me or whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: good! whoever told you that's got a right noggin on their shoulders.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: It was your daughter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: I'm not even wearing it right now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: Oh, and I'm the Sylph of Heart

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: good! now, youre probably thinking, 'shit dog i wanna be a human again.' thats easy, through the power of alchemy! also, magic. there are a lot of things that could help here.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: anything you alchemize with that doohickey is likely to be jackified and terrible. but, through other means, you could find a way!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: maybe if your hearts pure enough, you could like, use your powers to turn your outward appearance into what you want!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: I'm actually th-thinking "Am I being pranked again"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: b-but good guess!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: granted, im definitely one to prank. but this is not the time! after all, you don't seem anything like the kind of person id prank on the first meeting.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: like that sorser guy. heheh. what a dunce.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: no, when it comes to jack, im serious as all hell.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: I've already accepted that I can't rely on the headband.. but it is nice to have..

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: okay... the vets are here to make sure your game goes smoothly and you dont endure the massive losses we did. hell, we *wouldnt* have, if not for jack.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: and now hes back. and if you guys arent on your toes about this shit, youre all going to die.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: more than half of us died. now he knows not to underestimate us, and he's already up to his old tricks. its the calm before the storm, mary.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i had a magical item too. a magical girl pen. when i used it, i went insane and ended up getting me and ryspor viciously slaughtered.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: it wasnt even from jack, i just made it. magical stuffs dangerous, yo.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: :*(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: There is too much death

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yep!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: i also realize all of this is probably making you cry.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: so uh. if you are. um.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah, id cry too tbh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: why are all M-Mavicos so deadpan about this stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: eh, im insane. and i guess lily's just following my lead.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: the one thing thatll get you through this, though, is friendship, and love, and justice.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: three things.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: with the help of those, you can defeat any evil!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: (though, its better to not use such black and white terms as 'evil' and 'good'.)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: I like that part, the thing about friendship and love

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah! friendship is the most important thing in the world, and it can get you through any evil!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: I don't think I'm ready for a relationship though ( oAo)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: hahah, well, nobody ever is.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oh man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: have you ever seen sailor moon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: im basically paraphrasing lines straight from it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: friendship, evil, love, justice, theyre like 50% of the words in that show

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: Oh, is that the old anime? With Serena the sailor scout or something?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: no, no, you gotta watch the sub man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: I've never watched it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: B-But ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: its very important. also, real.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: im a sailor scout too!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: or, a 'weeaboo', some might say.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: most. most say.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: it teaches all of the values a young heart lady should know, especially all of the important human ones.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: in fact. everyone should see it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: o..kay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: you liking ryspor so far?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: Well, he's sorta disappeared because he needed to do community service or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: eheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: But he's nice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: If a bit.. dumb at times

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: eheheheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah, i think hes hung around me a bit too much.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: but hes a good man, with a heart pure as gold.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: Oh, that's nice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: Thanks for the w-warning Doir

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: no problem!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: and um.. if you manage to get a chance to pester Ryspor, could you tell him to text me? He's been gone a w-while..

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: yeah, i havent been in contact with him either

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: whats goin on? did he get all his shit stolen?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: meouet mentioned something, but i dont remember what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: No, he stole coins from a well so he got covered in molten gold.. it looked like it hurt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: then he had to go gather offerings

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oof

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: that sucks

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: hes probably fine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: well, hes probably dead. but we can pretend hes fine, if you want.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: Wh-What?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: joking, joking

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: TnT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: just when people go missing, they have a tendency to a) turn up dead or b) never be seen again and are later found out to be killed by jack

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: but thats no reason to think he's dead! i mean, i doubt jack will be getting up to his old antics just yet.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: that's

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: th-that's

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: shit.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> TT: I-I have t-t-to go g-goodbye Mr.M-Mavico

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: youre... probably not taking this information well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- tumblingThinker [TT] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 15:00 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: it was a joke i swear

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GA: oops

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- galactoidArrival [GA] ceased pestering tumblingThinker [TT] at 15:00 --