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[07:41] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] began trolling aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 19:41 --

[07:41] GT: Yo

[07:42] GT: Null you there

[07:42] AG: yeah yeah yeah one second geeze, slothmom's pitching a fit

[07:43] AG: okay sorry

[07:43] AG: I'm back

[07:43] AG: did you get the shipment? I sent it like

[07:44] AG: idk when I've been sleeping a lot lately, days are blurring together a little

[07:44] GT: Whoa that'x xome crazy xhit

[07:44] GT: And yex I did

[07:45] AG: everything up to standards? I mean besides the plants being a little young

[07:45] GT: Thexe are fucking great, thank you

[07:45] AG: okay make sure you send the partial payment ASAP so I can get that drone back to balish before he lays a moobeast

[07:45] GT: Where did you get a drone btw? I could uxe a few of thoxe

[07:45] GT: Oh that'x where you got it from

[07:46] AG: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GT: Yea I have your gold

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] AG: I only got to use it because he was already sending me something so I just requisitioned it for you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GT: Alxo, why the hell aren't you xleeping

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GT: That ixn't healthy, no xleep for dayx and then xleep bingex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] AG: eh, bad dreams

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] AG: and then I got some really good sopor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] AG: the highbloods sleep in the sopor equivalent of swimbeast eggs I swear to god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GT: Woa

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GT: You get to xleep in xopor? Fucking lucky

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] AG: you don't? wtf

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] AG: I mean the shit I get is always super watered down apparently

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] AG: but still

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] AG: it's not like you can't afford it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GT: Nah man. Can't. Traditionx are xtrict ax fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] AG: huh. that seems retarded and awful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GT: The high king hax to be phyxically pure and all that xhit. They xtill let me do coke though haha xo that doexn't even make xenxe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] <span style="color:rgb(170,0,0);">AG: yeah, not seeming any less retarded or awful with that explanation tbh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:00] <span style="color:rgb(170,85,0);">GT: It'x not retarted

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:00] GT: You have to go into ritual trancex and xhit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:01] AG: if you say so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GT: Yea, and I DO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] GT: Xo there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] AG: well you sure told me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] AG: anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] AG: so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] AG: my gold

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] AG: and the drone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:02] AG: whenever you get a chance

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] GT: Yea I packed that guy xo full of gold

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] GT: You don't even know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] AG: awesome

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:03] AG: how do you get your psychoactive substances out of the plants anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:04] GT: That'x a trade xecret dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:04] AG: oh come on wtf

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:04] GT: Well, uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:04] AG: look plants are my thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:05] AG: and if you can do something cool with a plant bro I need to know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:05] AG: not that like getting all quacked up is cool or anything but I'm sure the process is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GT: Well firxt off you have to do the extraction procexx in the 7th houxe of the galactic antipode

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GT: But I think that'x xome tradtional mumbo jumb

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:06] GT: jumbo*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] AG: oh so you don't actually know how

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] GT: Yex I do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] AG: figures you probably have people to do that for you too /=_=\

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:07] GT: You need xeveral xolventx, an acid, a xtrong baxe.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] GT: You have to maxh the leavex and pour the xolution in, and that extractx the pxycho-active xubxtancex from the leavex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] AG: hmm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] AG: hmmmmm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:08] AG: I have some experimenting to do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:09] GT: Whohoho

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:10] GT: Damn Null, that'x pretty hardcore

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:11] AG: see, getting complimented by you leaves me feeling conflicted

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:12] AG: I still kinda just want to punch you in the face, but thanks I guess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:12] GT: What the fuck dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:12] GT: You want to punch me in the face?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:12] AG: er

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:12] AG: well yeah I mean you're pretty fucking awful, all things considered

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:12] AG: but this is beside the point

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:13] GT: Hold the fucking phone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:13] GT: I'm... awful?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:13] AG: wow how is this news

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] GT: The hell? I thought we were cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] AG: dude you're an asshole

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] AG: who's way too stuck up for a brownblood

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] AG: and you're a spoiled brat

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:14] AG: and you're courting someone we're supposed to be playing a game against

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:15] AG: and you won't even send me pictures of your stupid hive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:15] AG: so, basically fuck you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:15] GT: Wha-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:15] GT: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK NULL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] GT: Thoxe are reaxonx to hate xomeone?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] GT: 1) Never explained

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] GT: 2) I'm royalty, deal with it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:16] GT: 3) Refer to 2

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] AG: omg your royalty status is as fake as your face is stupid

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] AG: I can't believe the empress hasn't just killed all of you uppity assholes and put drones working those mines

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] GT: Let me finixh, then I will get back to verbally bitchxlapping you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:17] AG: HGU EES UOY ERA HCUS A KCIRP

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:18] GT: 4) IT'X JUXT A GAME XHE'X NICE TO ME

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:18] GT: Why do you all hate her goddamn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:18] AG: S'TI TON TSUJ A EMAG UOY TIWT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] GT: 5) Xeriouxly, I don't xend you picturex of my hive? That doexn't even make xenxe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] GT: What do you mean it'x not juxt a game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] AG: YLOH TIHS S'TI-- S'T---

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] AG: ugh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] AG: it's

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] AG: FUCK

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:19] AG: look I don't think it's just a game! It's probably almost definitely certainly maybe not just a game!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GT: How do you know!?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] AG: there is some SHIT going DOWN that you don't KNOW ABOUT SO EBYAM UOY DLUOHS TRATS GNIKAT TIHS YLSUOIRES

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] AG: kfljlsdkjaflshddlkajfsdlk!!!! />_<\++++

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GT: Haha I get it now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] GT: You're FLARPING

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] AG: you are

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] AG: so fucking lucky

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] AG: your hive is so far from mine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] AG: or I would WRECK YOUR STUPID FACE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] AG: I can't deal with this anymoe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:21] AG: anymore even

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] AG: I'm ending this conversation before your sheer inanity starts infecting my thinkpan

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] GT: What

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] AG: I have things to do and ALL of them are more titillating than you, you freaking prick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] GT: WHY DOEX EVERYONE AROUND ME THINK VIDEO GAMEX ARE REAL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] AG: UUGUSDKJFSDLKJHFSADFKJSDHCJSAKJ

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] gave up trolling greatTenochtitlan [GT] at 21:22 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] GT: NULL TELL ME

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:22] GT: GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN