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 -- guilefulCarver [GC] began pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 20:42 --

 [08:42] GC: is this a troll again

 [08:43] GA: huh? no, im a human

 [08:43] GA: are you a troll?

 [08:43] GC: ooooooooooooh, youre a human?!

 [08:43] GC: this is cooooooool!

 [08:43] GA: aw, you trolls are cool too

 [08:43] GA: 'sup?

 [08:44] GC: oh, please, youre too nice. were only ok

 [08:44] GC: lots of inter-personal stabbing, you know how it is

 [08:44] GA: really?

 [08:44] GA: ive talked to most of you, and only two really seemed to be baddish

 [08:45] GC: well, were not baaaaad really. stabbing is just...

 [08:45] GC: part of our culture!

 [08:45] GA: cool?

 [08:45] GC: it is pretty cool youre right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:45] GA: thats p badass

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:45] GC: you know it!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: i guess stabbing is part of our culture too, though nowadays its mostly illegal unless self defense

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GC: so hey, lemme ask you a question

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: shoot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GC: first of all, damn shame they outlawed stabbing for you guys

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GC: youre really missing out!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: well, not entirely outlawed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GC: what, like special stabbing areas?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:46] GA: we can still stab people, just not kill people, and if you stab for no reason its illegal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] GA: also if you get away you cant get in trouble

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] GC: what if, like, i stab a guy cause he walks by me. is that cool?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] GA: depends

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:47] GC: or like, hes about to find my hiding spot. thats totally cool, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] GA: idk maybe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] GC: alright, im going to say it probably definitely is and move onto my question

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] GC: are you playing a game?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] GA: or if he's a minority or of any sexual orientation other than straight, or a lady, youll get away with it in court in america

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:48] GA: its fun, except people are dying

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GC: hopefully from stabs, but lets not get back into that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GA: we got to fight things!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:49] GA: and we're in the land of timber and cog, it's kates land, they have hats here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: were waiting for something to happen, hiding out beside this building

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GC: oh man, fighting is like my favorite thing. id really like to play!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GC: are you playing with vejant? or jossik?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: were in the same game, but not on the same team

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:50] GA: not like were enemy teams, just not directly in groups

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GC: oh, so like buddy teams?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GA: like little sub teams in a broad two teams which are working together for the same goal of not losing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GC: you mean winning?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:51] GA: we recently lost a member though, or he's incredibly crippled now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GA: well thats a bit ambitious

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GC: ambition is helpful! dont get nothing without wanting it!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GA: oh, trust me, im ambitious, just...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GA: hopeless?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:52] GA: im being logical here, and logic says we're boned

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GC: logic sucks.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GC: logic is all like, you cant do this, you cant do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GA: not always

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GC: fuck logic! ill hide in daylight if i want to!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GA: sometimes logic is when to do this, when to do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GC: pffffffft

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:53] GA: usually logic is the key factor in winning! unless it can just be brute forced

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:54] GC: ooooh, brute force sounds good. why dont you try that approach?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:54] GC: always works for me!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:54] GA: well we would, but uh, it wont work this time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:54] GA: one of our friends was trying brute force and i think hes dead now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:55] GC: well thats the problem! you gotta know how to brute force

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:55] GC: it isnt just something you run blindly into

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:55] GA: but knowing things is logic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:55] GC: false.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:55] GA: if you arent blindly running into something, youre using a tiny bit of logic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] GC: not at all, youre simply accruing information! deducing it is logic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] GC: using it can be just as brute as anything else!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] GA: logic can be brute!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:56] GA: maybe you deduce that the only way to win is brute force!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] GC: well then what was the point of deducing? wasted some valuable stabbing time!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] GA: every choice you make is logic, no matter how quick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] GA: trust me, my thing is mind, and i think i have this down pat

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:57] GA: my thing is also axes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:58] GA: and i logicaxed the shit out of some monsters earlier

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GC: alrighty, if you say so.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GC: so look, im trying to get in your game.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GA: oh, thats easy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GC: mainly for all the stabbing and brute potential, you understand

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GA: okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GA: only if you limit the stabbing to bad guys

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GC: no promises

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:59] GA: fair enough

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] GC: vejant said i needed a disk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] GC: but i cant find one anywhere!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] GA: well, if its destiny to be in the game, youll probably acquire it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] GA: if recently started believing more paranormal and higher forces shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:00] GC: what if my destiny consisted of you giving me a disk?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GA: i thought all of my moms crap was mumbo jumbo but now were fighting gnomes and ghosts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GC: thats pretty fatey, if you ask me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GA: i dont know how to get a disk to you :c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GA: (

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GC: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GC: well thats ok!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GC: someone has to be able ot get me one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:01] GA: or you could just get a pirated copy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] GC: eh, that sounds like a lot of work. besides, i dont even have a boat

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] GA: oh, not that kind of pirate

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] GC: my sorts of skills dont really work on the seas anyway.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:02] GA: pirate as in when you get something a way that youre not intended to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GA: youre intended to get actual disks, but someone might be able to send it to you as a program

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GC: oh, you mean like stealing!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GC: cyyyyyber stealing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:03] GA: not really stealing if someone gives it to you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] GC: what if they gave it to me at knifepoint?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] GC: that sounds vaguely burglarish

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] GA: you dont have to steal it at all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:04] GA: someone could just copy theirs and send it to you like we send words over pesterchum

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] GC: woah, you can send thiiiiiings over computers?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] GA: not physical things

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] GA: like pesterchum is a program

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] GA: sburb is a program

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] GA: the disk has a program on it which goes to computers

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] GC: so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] GC: the disk is a program!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:05] GC: disks arent real!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GA: no, the disk is a vessel for a program

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GA: like a computer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GA: but all it does is hold and transfer the program

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GC: oooooooh, so the disk is a boat. thats why they call it pirating, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GA: sure, whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GC: nice, i got it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:06] GA: yeah...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] GA: omg, did jossik or vejant say anything about me?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] GA: im doir, they probably said that my name was doir

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] GC: wow, what a name! so neat!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] GA: thank you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] GA: whats yours?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] GC: pellok.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] GC: with a k

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:07] GA: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] GC: thanks!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] GC: vejant didnt mention you. he was way too busy being the coolest thing alive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] GC: lemme see about jossik though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:08] GA: yeah vejant was p cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GA: if he said anything about humans, he probs learned it from me though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GC: oh yeah, jossik was the one who gave me your handle!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GA: cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GC: he said you were, and i quote

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GC: "really cool"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GA: aww, he is totes cool too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:09] GC: oh, do you see the double dangles there?! I just learned how to do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GC: """"""""

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GA: they are called quotes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GA: but double dangles is a rad name for them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:10] GC: thanks! radness is kinda my thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GA: i can tell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GC: lemme tell ya, humans are cool! so nice and stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GC: didnt know what youd be like at first

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:11] GC: maybe lacking manners and stuff, you know?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:12] GA: some humans lack manners

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:12] GC: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:12] GA: but i like to be nice to new people so i can make buds and hang out with them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:12] GC: oh, lemme tell ya, we were buds from our first words

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:12] GA: defo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GA: so what do you like to do?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GA: stab people, i presume?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GC: oh, totally.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GC: preferrably if they dont know im there!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GC: see, im kind of a ninja.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GA: that is definitely the easiest way to stab people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GA: whoaaaa, a ninja?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:13] GC: yeah! humans have ninjas too?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] GC: oh oh oh oh oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] GC: this is so cooooooooooooooool! i wanna meet a human ninja!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] GC: troll ninjas are kind of hard to meet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:14] GA: i think all ninjas are about to die because our planet is being bombarded by meteors

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GC: aw maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, just when I find you guys too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GC: just my luck. this always happens

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GA: i think anyone on your planet is going to die, too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GC: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GC: im on my planet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:15] GA: oh shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: you need to play the game and get in, or learn how to avoid meteors and planet destruction

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: when you play the game you get your own land, its a whole planet full of stuff!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: and a title, mines 'page of hope'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GA: and a ghost!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:16] GC: DONT YOU THINK THAT ALL KIND OF DOESNT MATTER RIGHT NOW

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GA: YOU NEED A SERVER PLAYER ASAP

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GA: WE ARE SAVING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE COOL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GC: I ALSO NEED ONE OF THOSE DISKS!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GA: OR, A PIRATED VERSION

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GA: shit, im stuck on lotag, so i cant send you one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GC: THIS IS NO TIME FOR HIGH SEAS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:17] GC: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT CAN HELP

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] GA: PROBABLY ANYONE IN THEIR HOUSE WITH ANY COMPUTER SKILL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:18] GA: wait, i might have an app that lets me control my computer on one of my phones

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] GC: ARRRRGH, YOUR COOLNESS IS NOT SAVING MY CARAPACE ANY SOONER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] GC: GOTTA FIND SOMEONE QUICKLY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] GC: LATER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [09:19] GA: OKAY CYA

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- guilefulCarver [GC] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 21:19 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">-- guilefulCarver <span style="color:rgb(50,80,0);">[GC] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> began pestering galactoidArrival <span style="color:rgb(0,150,0);">[GA] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> at 21:20 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GC: YES, CYA, I ALREADY SAID GOODBYE BUT IF HUMANS NEED TO SAY IT TWICE THAN COOL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GC: CYA

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] -- guilefulCarver [GC] ceased pestering galactoidArrival [GA] at 21:20 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] GA: OKAY BYE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:20] -- galactoidArrival [GA] ceased pestering guilefulCarver [GC] at 21:20 --