Balish Beau Gchat

[01:40] -- chessAficionado [CA] began trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 01:40 --

[01:40] CA: Hello Balish!...

[01:41] CT: Hmm, Beau, HELLO there.

[01:41] CA: Oh look, you got my name right, that's new...

[01:42] CT: I count you an ALLY now, it means I need to REMEMBER it.

[01:42] CA: Hmm? and why the sudden change?...

[01:43] CT: SUDDEN? You have done NOTHING to upset me since the whole Tlaloc situation was WORKED out.

[01:43] CT: BESIDES there are OTHER idiots I wish to FOCUS on, I can USE a more intellegent conversation once every WHILE.

[01:44] CA: Oh! thank you...

[01:44] CT: Not EXACTLY something to THANK, merely an OBSERVATION.

[01:44] CT: So, what is NEW? Is SOMETHING the matter?

[01:46] CA: I see, well I had a query, have you made progress on these classes we've been assigned?...

[01:46] CT: Not MUCH.

[01:46] CT: What I DO know is we are ABLE to create ITEMS to help us DISCOVER more POWER.

[01:47] CT: CREATE or FIND items I should SAY.

[01:47] CA: hmm? That would make sense, like Jack's pocket watch?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:48] CT: Yes, or OTHER items with more SPECIFIC affects, like a panflute Libby GIFTED to me that allows me to control the WINDS to fly, to a degree.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:48] CT: Jackie's WATCH seems to be much more BROAD.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:49] CA: Ooooh, very nice...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:50] CA: Speaking of Libby, has she told you of this christmas er perigee eve event?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:50] CT: No, she has not MENTIONED much of it. I have not SPOKEN to her in a WHILE, unfortunatly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:52] CA: Oh dear, is something wrong?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:53] CT: Her SAFETY has been COMPROMISED. It's DANGEROUS to visit, and THINGS have been DIFFICULT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:53] CA: Yes I heard...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:54] CT: It's FOR the BEST, really.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:54] CA: Yes I suppose...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:54] CT: How has Sami been? I KNOW she was STILL having a BIT of trouble with her weak human leg.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:55] CA: Oh! She's very well, she healed, and now we're dating...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56] CT: Dating?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56] CA: Erm, Matesprits...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:56] CT: You can not get her PREGNANT, correct?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] CT: Isn't THAT what human relations are ALL about?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:57] CA: Um no, and I don't think we'd be doing that yet if I could...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] CA: and no they're not...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] CT: I do NOT understand. My reading material was VERY specific on the process of human pregnancy, the disgustingly inefficiant subject.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] CA: Well yes, but one requires a boy and a girl to spawn a pregnancy...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:58] CA: Sami and I are both girls...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:59] CT: Gah, GENDERS, how HORRIBLY inefficient.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:00] CT: And SINCE you two ARE the same gender, what HAPPENS if you WANT a child? It makes NO SENSE to me WHY you would EVOLVE like that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] CA: That'd be silly, Sami and I are both much to young to birth a child...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] CA: And if it's so different, how does Troll relations work?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:02] CT: YOUNG? I SUPPOSE that may be a barrier in HUMAN relations.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] CT: Hmm? Troll relations are STRAIGHTFORWARD opposed to HUMAN relations.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] CA: Hmm?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] CT: Since there is NO missing PARTS which INHIBIT coupling.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] CA: I um...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] CA: What?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] CT: Hmm? You have an INQUIRY?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] CA: no missing parts?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] CT: Oh, yes. You HUMANS have ONE or the OTHER, for SOME reason. It's MUCH more efficient to have BOTH.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] CA: so trolls are hermaphrodites?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] CT: Yes. ALL trolls have a bulge and a nook.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] CA: I see...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] CT: Er, like the human EQUIVALENTS, whatever you CALL them. I don't REMEMBER other than BOTH looking rather GROSS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] CA: Ask null, she has Doir's body and is dissecting it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] CT: So she will KNOW the NAMES? I've SEEN them, I do NOT have a desire to see them AGAIN.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] CA: Oh the names? you mean a penis and a vagina?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] CT: RIGHT, those. The FLESH COLUMN and TUNNEL. The, ah, "vagina' is SIMILAR to a nook, while the "penis" is a HORRIBLE inefficient version of a Bulge.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] CA: Mhmm, and why is that?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] CT: It's just STIFF and GROSS. No CONTROL, incorrect MUSCLE placement.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13] CA: I uh, Control? What do you have tentacles for "bulges" or something?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13] CT: That is a CLOSE comparison, I SUPPOSE. But a bulge is a bulge and a tentacle is a tentacle, they are NOT one in the SAME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] CA: I uh... I see...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] CT: What? You seemed CURIOUS a moment AGO.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:19] CA: No I am, this is just some... intersting info...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] CT: Hmm, WELL, I was JUST as curious until I got READING material. Any QUESTIONS?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:24] CA: Do Trolls not get pregnant?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:25] CT: No, trolls DONATE their genetic material to the DRONES, well, are FORCED to donate, and the slurry is TAKEN to the mother grub, where she USES it to ferilize the eggs.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] CA: Well with this game, that doesn't seem like it can still happen...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] CT: Not UNLESS a mother grub is CREATED, no, but there may be OTHER options.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:31] CA: Other options?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:31] CT: YES, through SOME FORM of genetic MANIPULATION it may be ABLE to creat troll CHILDREN.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] CT: Libby was looking INTO it, I do not UNDERSTAND most of what I looked at.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] CA: Genetic manipulation? Interesting...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] CT: HIGHLY scientfic, I REALLY couldn't GRASP most of it, unfortunatly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:35] CA: Hmm, interesting...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:36] CA: Wait, what about quadrants, how do those factor into reproduction?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:37] CT: There are TWO reproductive quadrants, the black quadrant and the red quadrant. THOSE are the ones you couple with.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:41] CA: then the other two aren't reproductive? the pale and ashen ones...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:43] CT: CORRECT. Pale is more of a focus on being COMFORTABLE and sharing FEELINGS with one another, while ashen is to BALLANCE between keeping a heathly RELATIONSHIP.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:46] CA: This is very good info to know, seeing how relationships seem to be popping up here and there...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:46] CT: Yeah, these IDIOTIC RELATIONSHIPS popping UP.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:47] CA: To be fair, there are a few that aren't idiotic...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:48] CT: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:48] CT: NAME one you or I am NOT involved in.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:49] CA: Jossik and Ryspor seem to be a happy couple...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:49] CA: although, based on your reactions, I assume there is something I am not aware of...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:50] CT: Oh, SURE, Jossik, who, once Scarlet confessed her strange veiwpoint of love to him, ENCORAGED their relationship ONLY to turn around and IMMIDIATLY get with the Violetblood.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:50] CT: What a HAPPY COUPLE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:50] CA: Wait what! Jossik encouraged that relationship?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] CT: He PROMISED to VISIT, believe it or NOT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] CA: I retract my previous statement...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] CT: And you're human Kate's RELATIONS?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] CT: Don't get my STARTED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] CA: No no...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:51] CA: I know about Seriad...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] CT: Poor Seriad. TRYING so hard to get OUT THERE only to have THAT happen.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] CT: That's NOT okay to do...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:53] CA: I mean, it was Kikate who was in the relationship, I'd have thought he'd break it off with Seriad before at the least...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] CT: Guily by ASSOSIATION. She should NOT have pursued a taken troll like THAT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:54] CA: I did tell her about Seriad...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:55] CA: Ok, I see your point, almost all the relationships are 'idiotic'...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:55] CT: EXACTLY. Just TWISTING with heartstrings. It's DISGUSTING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:57] CA: Jealousy, Spite, Love, these all make people do foolish things...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] CT: Can they not CONTROL themselves for a MOMENT to explain? How HARD would it have been for Kikate to TELL Seriad he was not interesting in a relationship?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] CA: Well I mean...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] CA: With that queen...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:00] CT: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:00] CT: Okay the white queen IS a problem.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:00] CT: STILL I won't forgive him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] CA: I suppose you do have a point...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] CT: I'm SORRY to push this ON you. CONGRADULATIONS on your relationship.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] CT: Sami has a GOOD SOUL, try not to ruin her.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] CA: Ruin her?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:05] CT: I THINK her trust is a FRAGILE thing. It's CRACKED with what Jackie did, I fear she may BREAK sooner or later. YOU could do that, not that I am PREDICTING it or anything, I'm just SAYING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:05] CA: I don't want to think about Jack...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] CA: I think he's going to hurt her...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] CT: He's going to hurt EVERYONE Beau.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] CT: SOONER or LATER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:06] CT: I KNOW the type of PERSON he is. It WILL happen.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] CA: I do too, if I follow what Libby said, he's the scorpian...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] CA: he stings, because it is in his nature to do so...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:07] CT: He is a BUG who cannot CHANGE, an accurite DESCRIPTION, one that should be CRUSHED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] CA: If only we had big enough shoes to do so...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] CT: Ah, HUMOR. It's GOOD to see that from SOMEONE who isn't braindead. It means there is STILL hope somewhere.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] CA: Others would dissagree, I do not have a very good sense of humor...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:11] CT: PROBABLY because they don't UNDERSTAND. I assume the Deowre human said that? He is PARTICULARLY braindead.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] CA: It was nate actually...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] CT: Mmm, THAT one.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:12] CT: I don't TRUST that one.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] CA: he can be a bit straight foward and ominous...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] CT: And UNTRUSTING. When SOMEONE is NEVER RELAXED it makes EVERYONE never relaxed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] CT: Plus he is RATHER crude.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:14] CA: he is I suppose...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:14] CA: but he has his redeeming qualities...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] CT: LIKE?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] CA: He's a killer in combat...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] CT: Oh GOOD the paranoid one who lack CONVERSATIONAL skills is GOOD at FIGHTING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:16] CT: Pardon my SARCASM.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:18] CA: Wow it's hard to pardon this huge ammount of sarcasm...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:19] CT: I'm SURE you can find it SOMEWHERE inside of your weak human blood pump to DO SO.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:20] CA: After searching deep in my heart I have decided just this once I can pardon this absurdly huge ammount of sarcasm...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:21] CT: Well, BLESSED I must BE that the Grey Human PARDONS me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:22] CA: hey you asked for it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:24] CT: Hmm, you have put me in a GOOD MOOD, Beau, not an EASY task. I'm rather SHOCKED at my misjudge of your CHARACTER. Should hav KNOWN Tlaloc was the IDIOT of that relationship.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:26] CA: At least I broke up with him before persuing Sami...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:28] CT: Hmph, you KNOW what I suspect EVEN if you did NOT break this OFF with Tlaloc I would have SUPPORTED the... Upgrade. Tlaloc is whiney and SELF-CENTERED, at least you can KNOW Sami cares about you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:31] CA: Yes, that was one of the things that decided it...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:31] CA: But I do worry, he seems a bit...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:31] CA: attatched...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:31] CT: For NO REASON.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:32] CT: Don't WORRY, he'll get OVER it. I THINK you are just SOMETHING he can't get, that's ALL.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:32] CT: No OFFENSE of course.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:32] CA: One of those "want what you can't have" things?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:32] CA: None taken...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:33] CT: I BELIEVE so.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:33] CA: Well, this has been a lovely chat Balish, but I'm afraid I have to run...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:33] CA: I have to think more about my class and these powers...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:33] CT: No WORRIES. Be SAFE. I will TAKE my LEAVE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:33] -- chessAficionado [CA] gave up trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 03:33 --