120213JossikTlaloc

[06:59] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] began trolling greatTenochtitlan [GT] at 18:59 --

[07:00] GG: Hey Tlαloc

[07:00] GT: Yo Joxxik dude

[07:00] GT: How did it go

[07:00] GG: well uh

[07:00] GG: theres l-ke α lot of stuff go-n on

[07:01] GT: Wha

[07:01] GT: I'm juxt lying around in my hive, I haven't noticed anything

[07:01] GT: No one told me xomething went down

[07:01] GG: long story short; - tr-ed to tell her, she sα-d she needed t-me, so - dec-ded - would wα-t unt-l she would be reαdy

[07:02] GT: Hmm

[07:02] GG: but compαr-t-vely, thαt's bαrely α problem

[07:02] GT: Oh?

[07:02] GG: so let me lαy down whαt's been go-n on lαtely w-th me

[07:03] GG: 1. Scαrlet cαptured my dreαmself, shαved off my dreαmself's horns, αnd then tortured me

[07:03] GT: Uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GT: Dreamxelf?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GG: oh sh-t you dont know αbout thαt yet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GG: we hαve other bod-es thαt we go to when we sleep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GG: yours must hαve not woken up yet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:05] GG: they're on these plαnets cαlled prosp-t αnd derse

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:05] GT: Goddamn what the fuck are you ok? I alwayx got a xkeevy feeling from that Xcarlet bitch

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:05] GG: she mαn-pulαted null αnd some others to br-ng my sleep-ng dreαmself body to her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:05] GG: (( wait on ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:06] GG: (( afk ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GG: yeαh -'m f-ne

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GG: my wαk-ng self hαs suffered no dαmαge

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GG: mostly just p-ssed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GT: Why did xhe do it?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GG: well - heαrd she hαd null under her thumb

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:10] GG: so - k-ndα contαcted her αnd sα-d thαt -f null wαs hurt - would k-ll her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:11] GT: DUDE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:11] GT: DON'T BE THAT ALPHA

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:11] GT: HOLY XHIT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:11] GG: th-s wαs before the αlphα conversαt-on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] GG: but - see whαt you meαn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] GG: αlso, she wαsn't just tortur-ng me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] GG: she wαs try-ng to chαnge me -nto someone nαmed "herαld"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GT: Harold?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GG: yeαh someth-ng l-ke thαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GG: αfter shαv-ng off my horns, she -njected me w-th some flu-d, - don't know whαt -t wαs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GT: Wax it pink?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:14] GG: two v-αls were wh-te, one wαs p-nk, αnd one wαs l-ght blue, - th-nk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GG: Then she stαrted commαnd-ng me to sαy thαt my nαme -s herαld αnd thαt - love her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GG: when - refused, she begαn tortur-ng me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GT: 8:(

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GT: Dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GT: What did xhe do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GG: she beαt me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GG: - dont remember much αbout thαt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] GG: only thαt the - consented to sαy thαt my nαme wαs herαld

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] GG: αnd thαt the beαt-ngs got worse when - refused to sαy - loved her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GG: (( you there? ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GT: You couldn't get away?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GT: How powerful wax xhe?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] GG: no - wαs k-ndα mαnαcled to α stone tαble

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] GG: - d-d escαpe, however

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] GG: Null led α rescue m-ss-on αfter leαrn-ng whαt wαs hαppen-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:20] GT: OH MY GOD DUDE WHAT HAPPENED AFTER

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:20] GT: What did Null xay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:20] GG: not much

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] GG: she wαs k-ndα freαk-ng the fuck out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] GT: Who elxe xaved you? What happened to Xcarlet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] GT: Dude if xhe wax xtrexxed out you are in deep xhit with her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] GG: yeαh - know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] GT: You probably wrecked your chancex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] GT: The girl NEVER xavex the alpha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] GT: He xhouldn't need xaving

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] GG: YEαH - WRECKED MY CHαNCES BY GETT-NG CαPTURED, TORTURED, αND M-ND RαPED

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] GG: TOTαLLY MY FαULT, TOO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] GG: ) :c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:24] GT: It'x not your fault

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] GG: yeαh, -t k-ndα wαs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] GG: -f - hαdn't threαtened scαrlet, th-s probαbly wouldn't hαve hαppened

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] GT: Pleaxe tell me xhe cried over your body and and wax really xcared for you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] GG: she wαs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] GT: And xhe wax like, mad at you for xcaring her and xhe hugged you PLEAXE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GG: no she wαs just freαk-ng the fuck out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GG: αt one po-nt, αfter she hαd sαved me,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GG: she reαched out αnd touched the nub where my horn used to be αnd just collαpsed on the ground sobb-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GG: but she pulled her sh-t together

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GT: YEX

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GT: PITY LOVE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GG: but the th-ng -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GT: The emotion on which matexpritxhip ix baxed off

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GT: You aren't out of the fight yet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:28] GT: Go on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:28] GG: 2. there -s αnother troll nαmed R-lset who -s -nfαtuαted w-th Null

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:28] GG: αnd -'m pretty sure she k-ndα l-kes h-m bαck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:28] GT: WHY DOEX EVERYBODY LIKE NULL HAHAHA

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:28] GT: Raixe your xtandardx guyx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:28] GG: \ :c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GT: Jokex, jokex

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GT: Anywayx, who the fuck ix thix guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GT: Do you know him?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GG: yeαh, we met up αt the gobblebeαst feαst

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GG: αlso, where the fuck were you for thαt?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GG: (( brb afk ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GG: (( back ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GG: (( also, if you missed that look on the wiki for WOH thanksgiving special ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GT: What

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GT: I don't know what the hell that ix

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GT: I didn't get invited

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GG: (( also, your char would know what that is ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GG: (( wait one ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GT: (( no I already read it))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GT: (( Trolltecs don't know what that is ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GT: (( Being all secluded and shit ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GG: (( oh ok ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GT: Xo whatx thix Rixlet guy like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: -t's th-s αnc-ent trαd-t-on where trolls of αll bloodcolors get together to eαt αnd pαrty αnd sh-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: well he's obsessed w-th plαnts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GT: Oh no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GT: Xhit dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GG: dur-ng the feαst, we hαd to go through these tr-αls

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GG: he outd-d me -n every s-ngle one ) :c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GT: Hahahah wow, what kind of party ix that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GT: Dude you are xeriouxly lacking in the Alpha department right now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GT: Xtep it the fuck up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GG: yeαh no sh-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GG: here's the we-rd th-ng;

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GG: αfter the tr-αls, we mαde th-s αgreement where we would work together for her αffect-on αnd she would choose who she l-ke best

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GG: he wαs hop-ng she would dec-ded to tαke both of us

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GT: Wha-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GG: yeαh, - know r-ght

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GT: No, I mean YOU

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GT: What the fuck were you thinking?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GG: whαt?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GG: dude -t wαs h-s -deα

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GT: Xhe'x obviouxly going to pick him on a level playing field

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GT: Of courxe it wax hix idea

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GG: yeαh - know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GT: He played you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GG: thαt's why -'m plαnn-ng on tell-ng ehr αbout -t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GT: How alpha ix thix guy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GG: -'d sαy he's pretty αlphα, but he's αlso α l-ttle messed up -n the heαd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GG: l-ke he th-nks plαnts αre super-or to people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GG: αnd he's plαnn-ng on woo-ng null by cover-ng α plαnet -n α spec-es of plαnt thαt he brought w-th h-m thαt eαts people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GT: Wha-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GT: Batxhit crazy/10

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GT: And Null ix fine with thix?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GG: - don't know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GG: -t's not someth-ng -'ve tαlked to her αbout

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GT: I thought xhe underxtood that plantx are thingx to be uxed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GT: Wow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GG: yeαh but l-ke - sα-d

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GG: - hαven't spoken to her αbout -t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GT: Then you xhould

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GT: Thix guyx xeemx like a total xhit xmear

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GG: thαt br-ngs us to;

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GG: 3. Null hαs been cαptured by Jαck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GG: Bαl-sh, r-lset, me, αnd some others αre work-ng on α rescue plαn

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GT: And

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GT: HOLY XHIT BALLX FUCK CUNT DICKX

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GT: WHA-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GT: WHA-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GT: WHA-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GT: I juxt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GT: Ix xhe dead?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: - don't th-nk so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: but -f she -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: - w-ll teαr th-s fuck-ng un-verse αpαrt unt-l jαck -s deα

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GG: *deαd

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GT: Oh man pleaxe let her be OK holy xhit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GT: How did it happen?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GG: - don't know, - don't hαve α lot of -nformαt-on αt th-s po-nt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:47] GG: - w-ll be tαlk-ng to the orαcle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GG: to see whαt she knows

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GT: Who?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GG: SO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GG: she hosted the pαrty - wαs tαlk-n αbout eαrl-er

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GG: (( dude you there ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GT: ((yes))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GG: (( waitin on you here ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GT: (( I asked "Who?"))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GG: (( and i said "SO" ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:55] GT: ((He doesn't know who that is))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GG: (( OH ok ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GG: SO's α tw-nk l-ke scαrlet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GG: but not ev-l or crαzy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:57] GT: Wha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:57] GG: αlso, she's bαl-sh's mαtespr-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:57] GT: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:57] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:57] GT: OH MY GOD

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:57] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:57] GT: Balixh ix

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] GG: dαt-ng αn αl-en

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] GT: And that prick wax mad at me for dating Beau!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] GT: Fuck head

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] GG: yeαh, he k-ndα -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] GT: Oh man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:58] GT: Where did Jack take her? What doex he want with her?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GG: The Lαnd of Sαlt αnd Rαzors

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GG: - don'tk know whαt he wαnts w-th her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GT: Ouch

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:59] GG: but αnywαys, the plαn -nvolves us-ng me to lure out scαrlet, αnd us-ng her to lure out jαck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GT: Holy xhit thix will go wrong in xo many wayx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GG: yeαh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GG: the worst pαrt -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GG: - m-ght've been αble to prevent -t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GG: (( can we hurry this up i gtg soon ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GT: (( sure ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GT: Dude I juxt need to...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GT: Procexx thix

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GT: Good luck with everything ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GG: (( ok i'll talk to you later ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GT: We'll talk later

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GG: bye pαlebro

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GG: <>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GT: <>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);">-- greatTenochtitlan <span style="color:rgb(170,85,0);">[GT] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> gave up trolling garrisonedGuardian <span style="color:rgb(0,97,41);">[GG] <span style="color:rgb(100,100,100);"> at 20:03 --