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[12:19] -- galactoidArrival [GA] began pestering galacticBannerman [GB] at 00:19 --

[12:19] GA: hello, sir mail man!

[12:19] GA: i have some uh, mail inquiries

[12:20] GB: Come Hither! What troubles thine heart citizen.

[12:21] GA: well, i don't actually know where any post offices are, nor what they look like, and i was wondering if you could give me a map or directions

[12:21] GA: like google dorse or somethin

[12:22] GB: VERILY! Such High Tech Sorcery is beyond this one. But worry not, I can tell you that mail cylenders are quite easy to identify. They are pink cylenders with a red flag...thing.

[12:23] GA: oh, cool

[12:23] GA: how big are these cylinders? big enough to fit a human-sized package?

[12:29] GB: How Queer! What is a human?

[12:31] GA: an alien, usually around five and a half feet tall, bipedal, and fleshy/carapace-less

[12:32] GA: sentient, intelligent, and the last ones alive are fairly nice

[12:32] GB: I see. I suppose it depends on package girth

[12:33] GA: hmm

[12:34] GA: well, i suppose i could try and find a cylinder, and then mail my severed head or something and see how it goes

[12:34] GA: do mail cylinders also sell stamps?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:34] GB: Zounds! That sounds like a bad plan

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:37] GA: its okay, bad plans are kinda my style

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:40] GB: Surely that would kill you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] GA: oh no its okay its my severed head from a different corpse of me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:41] GA: its really really complicated

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:43] GA: i was actually investigating someone's death, as a ladydude of justice, and i died during my detective work just before i could find out what happened

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:43] GA: luckily i had an extra life left

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:43] GB: My mind is boggled good sir

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:43] GA: yeah my mind is boggled too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:45] GA: so you dont have an extra life? im sure being a post man is very dangerous and having an extra life would be helpful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:46] GB: Nay! I shant die. Lady Mail watches over me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:47] GA: are lady mail and lady justice friends? b/c if so we should totally be friends

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:49] GB: Surely!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:50] GA: rad

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] GA: er, if its a tube system, then how do the tubes reach all over?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:51] GA: do they dump their mail into spaceships? mail spaceships? :o

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] GB: Surely you jest!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] GA: yes, i jest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] GB: A pure heart needs no vehicle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] GB: I just take the mail and go there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] GA: :O

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:52] GA: whoa, cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:55] GA: im going to mail so much stuff omg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:56] GA: do the cylinders sell stamps too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] GA: heheh, well, i shouldnt distract you from your mail duties any longer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] GA: see ya later, post man!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[01:10] -- galactoidArrival [GA] ceased pestering galacticBannerman [GB] at 01:10 --