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[09:30] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] began trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 21:30 --

[09:30] AG: balish

[09:30] AG: did you give out my handle to someone awful

[09:31] CT: N-no.

[09:31] AG: they're typing in the condesce's colour, can I get culled for this?

[09:31] CT: She's... RELATIVELY harmless.

[09:32] AG: why is she typing in the condesce's color, balish

[09:32] CT: Besides, it should be an HONOR to speak with one of such HIGH BLOOD.

[09:32] AG: .......................

[09:32] AG: ..............

[09:32] CT: You should be THANKING ME.

[09:32] AG: ..............

[09:32] AG: ................

[09:32] AG: TAHW.

[09:32] CT: I'm WAITING.

[09:32] AG: TAHW EHT LAUTCA KCUF

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:32] CT: What, did you not think I was UNFAMILIAR with the HEIRESS?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:33] AG: HO YM DOG UOY DEHCTERW TSAEB

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:33] AG: BRB

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:33] CT: Oh, don't be such a WRIGGLER.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:33] AG: KCUF UOY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:35] CT: You're WELCOME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] AG: she wants me to call her maelly ):

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] AG: oh fuck no she said it's too legit ):

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:36] AG: I FORGOT MY HORNS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:37] AG: SEE WHAT YOU DID I FORGOT MY FUCKING HORNS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] CT: You're VERY WELCOME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:38] AG: you're SUCH A BULGE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:39] CT: Manners, Null, you may ACCIDENTLY insult out EMPERESS-TO-BE.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] AG: balish. what is 'swaq'.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] AG: never fucking mind she told me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:40] AG: uugggghhhhhh you're the worst

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:41] CT: Why am I the WORST? Do you perhaps, DISLIKE, our Empress-to-be?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:42] AG: I would... never say that />>;\ even if it were the case

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:42] AG: so far she just wants to uhm, update my wardrobe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:43] CT: Of course, sweet Null, but then why would you not THANK me for such a WONDEROUS OPPORTUNITY?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] CT: This is the most fun I've had in YEARS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] AG: I. am. not. thanking you for this you ass. I'd rather see her from afar at a freaking parade than risk saying the wrong thing and freaking DYING. you dfkhasdklfjhs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] AG: fdakjshdkfjsdh KCUF UOY

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:44] AG: oh man I platonically hate you so fucking much right now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] CT: How sweet, I think I'm TEARING UP a little.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:45] AG: ]:<<

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:48] CT: You messed you the horns, AGAIN.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] AG: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] AG: my horns literally flipped around

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] AG: that's how upset with you I am

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:49] AG: you could have at least WARNED me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:50] CT: I see. Well, if it makes you feel better, I LIKE the way things are turning out.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] AG: to idiot: that makes me feel the opposite of better

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] AG: balish ):>>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] CT: Which, in turn, makes ME feel MUCH better.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] AG: she's trying to dress me in teal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] CT: I bet you would look GREAT in...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] CT: Oh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:51] AG: I'm going to be culled. if you wanted me dead you could've just fucking said so ):

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:52] CT: Right.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:52] CT: Should I TALK to her?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:52] AG: oh wow. the top is pink and purple. culled for sure.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:52] CT: Right, give me a SECOND.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] AG: I think I'm going to be sick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] AG: tons o' snot ):>>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] AG: TUNA NUT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] CT: Calm down, take DEEP BREATHS, the situation is being RESOLVED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:57] AG: KNUF

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:58] AG: KCUF NEVE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:58] AG: ):>>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:59] AG: dammit, I'm mad ):>>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[09:59] CT: Here I thought a LIGHT-HEARTED joke would help settle you down.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:01] AG: yes obviously my fears of being culled by spying thieves would be assuaged by fears of being culled for either not wearing something the heiress made or leaving my house in it and getting culled by a midblood

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:01] AG: ugh, hive. fuck your highblood terminology

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:02] CT: I now see my ERROR.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] CT: Hopefully, the SITUATION has been... IMPROVED?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] AG: ):>> hopefully

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:03] AG: what'd you say? should I message her?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:04] CT: I've tried to fix the situation, but I do SUGGEST speaking to Her Highness.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] CT: She is rather... UPLIFTING, despite the intimidation.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] CT: It could help calm you down, about the... RECENT EVENTS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:05] CT: Now, I must lie down for a spell, I find myself EXHAUSTED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] CT: Speak to you AGAIN, Null.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] -- conciseTactician [CT] gave up trolling aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 22:06 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] AG: ]:>> jerk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[10:06] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] gave up trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 22:06 --