031615LilyNotVyllen

[08:05] -- spiritedScion [SS] began pestering galliardTartarologist [GT] at 20:05 --

[08:06] GT: Haha who the fuck.

[08:06] SS: print("H3y. H3y Lily. I did a thing.")

[08:06] GT: Oh my fucking God.

[08:06] SS: print("And by a thing I m3an h3lp b3caus3 I fuck3d up lmaoooo.")

[08:06] GT: OK, you're a twink. There's no way you aren't a twink with that color.

[08:07] SS: print("I n3v3r said that.")

[08:07] GT: And yet.

[08:07] SS: print("don't assum3 things about m3 shitlord.")

[08:07] GT: Yeah this is Vyllen isn't it.

[08:07] GT: What'd you do, dumbass.

[08:07] SS: print("Hahah I wast3d my sh3nanicit3 to r3roll my rac3.")

[08:08] GT: You DIDN'T.

[08:08] SS: print("Y3ah I did.")

[08:08] GT: That's it.

[08:08] GT: I'm done.

[08:08] -- spiritedScion [SS] sends topkek.png --

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:09] GT: You have officially reached maximum fuckup.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:09] GT: I hope you're proud of yourself.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:09] SS: print("Don't t3ll anyon3 y3t though, it's suppos3d to b3 lik3 a surpris3 or som3thing. Anyways, I'm both3ring you b3caus3 I n33d som3 s3rious l3ssons on Twink cultur3 or som3 shit. Assimilat3 m3 or what3v3r.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:09] GT: First things first, twinks don't really do the whole homosexuality thing far as I've seen.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:10] SS: print("What's that suppos3d to m3an?")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:10] SS: print("N3ith3r do trolls, dummy.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:10] GT: No, I mean, they're strictly hetero.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:11] GT: Quick summary: Yer fucked, loverboi.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:11] SS: print("Alright? I... gu3ss that's not an issu3? I dunno. Ar3 you implying my Rubi is a dud3 or som3thin'?")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:11] GT: I'm just saying, the way you talk about Jack...

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:12] SS: print("Vyll3n blush3s from b3hind his comput3r scr33n

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:12] SS: print("Okay first of all, I look up to Jack. W3 shar3 th3 sam3 int3r3sts and stuff. It is strictly non-homo.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:12] GT: Mhm.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:13] SS: print("Okay so b3sid3s, your fuckin' s3x stuff, what 3ls3, you p3rv?")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:14] GT: Uhhh. Be reallllly careful what you eat.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:14] GT: You eat anything raw that used to be an animal, you get traits of that substance.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:14] GT: Forever. No takebacksies.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:14] SS: print(":|")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:14] GT: I'm a halfie, so I revert back after a while, but you're full, so it sticks.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:15] SS: print("What can I 3at th3n?")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:15] GT: Anything you want to, so long as you cook it reallll good. Why do you think I burn my burgers all the time?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:16] SS: print("I just assum3d you hat3d anything with flavor. But okay, that's an okay comp.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:17] SS: print("Oh man, how will I g3t food if I don't want to l3av3 my room y3t?")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:17] SS: print("I kind of think a N3on Y3llow-3y3d, bald pal3 skin dud3 coming out of th3 troll kids room would rais3 att3ntion.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:18] GT: I'll bring you stuff once I get back to Base, dweeb.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:18] SS: print("<3")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:19] SS: print("Okay so what oth3r BS cultural stuff should I know about? Any w3ird rituals wh3r3 you sacrafic3 coolant to your PC gods or som3thin'?")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:20] GT: Depends. You got a title?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:20] SS: print("Uh... My sh33t is callin' m3 a High Pri3st.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:21] GT: ...huh.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:21] GT: I ain't got shit, man.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:21] GT: Theoretically you'll get SICK BONUSES or something. Might need stims for that, though.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:22] SS: print("Okay how do I scor3 SICK BONUSES and 'stims.' ")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:22] SS: print("U got a hookup man, Lily?")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:22] GT: I have sources.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:22] SS: print("Or woman, I don't discriminat3.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:23] GT: I'll see what I can get you. Might have to tattle, though.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:23] SS: print("T_T

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:23] SS: print("Only to th3 uh... right p3opl3, pls. Pr3f3rrably p3opl3 who won't kill m3 instantly at my m3ntion.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:24] GT: No promises.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:24] GT: Twinks are kind of universally homicidal in different fascinating ways.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:24] GT: So, once again, you done fucked up.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:25] SS: print("Salty. Hat3 to sound cru3l but, I don't wanna 3nd up lik3 Thiago.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:25] SS: print("Hang on you and Ac3nia ar3n't homicidal. Is that mor3 Halfling BS?")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:26] GT: I guess?

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:27] SS: print("Eh.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:27] SS: print("I'm giving mys3lf uh... thr33 days, tops. Plac3 your bids.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:28] GT: I'll put a boonbond on 5 minutes.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:29] SS: print("Don't jynx it asshol3. =P")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:30] GT: Well, that's about all the twink stuff I can remember. Might wanna tell Rubi to make a Primer or some shit? Or hell, I wouldn't mind some security on my end from any twinks looking to mosey in on mine. I don't think we even have to be quadranted, if Acey and Jack are any indication.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:31] SS: print("Works for m3 I gu3ss. Unl3ss you also hav3 a hilariously OP sadist, going for your marriago thing too.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:31] GT: Not that I know of.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:31] SS: print("So r3assuring.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:31] GT: Aight, I'll whip something up and give it to ya when I'm ready.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:32] GT: Also I hope you know I'm going to tease you relentlessly once everyone else finds out.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:32] SS: print("Ha ha. SO m3an.")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:32] GT: Always. 8P

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:33] SS: print("I b3t you'r3 just j3alous b3caus3 you don't hav3 a ball3r handl3. But alright, l8r Lily. S33 you soon ;o")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:33] GT: Mm.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:34] SS: print("Wow fin3. Don't 3v3n say goodby3. T_T")

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:34] GT: Later, nerd.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;">[08:34] -- spiritedScion [SS] ceased pestering galliardTartarologist [GT] at 20:34 --