Jack Heston

Your name is Jack Heston. You fancy yourself a MAD SCIENTIST aiming to be the BEST SPY EVER, You LOVE to create gadgets and inventions because a SPY with no gadgets isn’t a SPY AT ALL. Your room is a mess of DIAGRAMS and DESIGNS that you keep making and re-making to make them UNNECESSARILY stealthy and sneaky due to your undying love of SPY SCIENCE FICTION. You don’t go out of your room a lot because other people irk you because you try SO HARD TO BE NICE TO THEM but they somehow don’t get when you TOTALLY JUST WANT TO HELP THEM. Most people are really dumb, they should let you help them, that’s what nice people do, they help people. You spent most of your time TINKERING with computers and electronics on your LABORATORY with the help of the ARIFICIAL INTELIGENCE you made to help you EXPERIMENT for STUPID REAZONS. While not being DRILLED by your mother in UNIRONICALLY CHEERFUL YET EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFULL WAYS, you spend your free time TRAINING SPY SKILLS because you MONUMENTALLY SUCK at them, your love of STEALTH VIDEO GAMES is only rivaled for your HATRED of CHESS and GIRAFFES, long necked pricks. You have a HORRIBLE SENSE OF DIRECTION and an UNNATURALLY GOOD PLANNING ABILITY, probably to make up for the mess of a person that is your GUARDIAN, seriously, it’s like god spilled a woman into a strange and oddly cheery ruthless mess.

Your handle is galimatiasArguria and you cannot break your exact word of honor, your tought process is kind of erratic as the result of A LOT OF REALLY UNNECESARY EXPERIMENTING ON YOUR MIND this translates into COMPLICATED SARCASM AND SENTENCES THAT SOMETIMES CONFUSE YOU and a lot of METAPHORS THAT LOST SENSE AT SOME POINT.

Life Before SBurb/SGrub
You have a STRONG RESPECT and CARE for your guardian, she trains you everyday and teaches you survival skills while making ODDLY POSITIVE COMMENTS, she often takes you to HUNT TROLLS as a BONDING TRAINING EXERCISE and ENCOURAGES you to take HORNS AS TROPHIES.

She scares the shit out of you.

While growing up, you learned that your second mother was an IMPORTANT PERSON, but you've never even talked to her so it's not like you really think of her a lot.

Friends
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OOC Contact Information

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