112413 Joss-k Ryspor

 -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] began trolling gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 23:57 --

 [11:57] GG: Hello there!

 [11:57] GG: S-nce you're st-ll onl-ne, -'m assum-ng youre a player!

 [11:57] GT: ~Ah, yeʃ, actvally, I am. I'm aʃʃvming yov're one aʃ well?~

 [11:57] GG: Yup

 [11:57] GG: My names Joss-k

 [11:58] GG: whats yours?

 [11:58] GT: ~Ryʃpor Tezeti.~

 [11:58] GG: Cool, n-ce to meet you!

 [11:58] GT: ~And the ʃame to yov.~

 [11:58] GT: ~ʃo what bringʃ yov to my hvmble chvmhandle, Joʃʃik?~

 [11:59] GG: - just wanted to meet a fellow player -s all!

 [11:59] GG: - really enjoy meet-ng new people

 [11:59] GG: Oh, are you a human or a troll or what?

 [12:00] GT: ~What'ʃ a hvman, exactly?~

 [12:00] GG: A we-rd, pale, hornless al-en

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:00] GG: they're pretty cool, actually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:01] GT: ~I'll...take yovr word for it, I ʃvppoʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:01] GT: ~At thiʃ point I'm inclined to believe anything.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:01] GG: You should talk to them, theyre lots of fun

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:01] GG: And we really should be connect-ng w-th our fellow players

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:02] GT: ~How many are we talking, exactly?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:02] GT: ~I'm ʃorry for all the qveʃtionʃ, it'ʃ jvʃt that my copy waʃ left to me by an acqvaintance and I don't really know mvch abovt it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:02] GG: there are, l-ke 6 or 7 humans and about 12 trolls

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:02] GG: -t's okay happy to help

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:03] GT: ~Mvch obliged.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:04] GG: So, any other quest-ons?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:04] GT: ~Perhapʃ one or two.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:04] GG: Ok shoot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:04] GT: ~Do yov have any idea what an Heir of ʃpace iʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:04] GG: Well - have no clue

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:04] GG: -'m assum-ng that's your t-tle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:05] GT: ~I ʃee.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:05] GG: And -'m assum-ng you -nher-t space?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:05] GG: that's qu-te a lot to -nher-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:05] GT: ~That wovld make ʃenʃe, althovgh I'm having no ʃmall amovnt of trovble imagining exactly what that wovld entail.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:06] GT: ~What have yov inherited?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:06] GG: me? noth-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:06] GG: -'m just a humble Kn-ght of Heart ( :c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:07] GT: ~Yov're a knight?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:07] GT: ~Oh my goodneʃʃ, yov're ʃo lvcky!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:07] GG: yup

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:07] GG: - guess - f-ght -n the name of love or someth-ng?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:08] GT: ~Even better!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:08] GT: ~Yov fight in the name of *romance*.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:08] GG: Yeah - guess

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:08] GT: ~What lifeʃtyle covld poʃʃibly be more allvring?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:08] GG: - honestly cant th-nk of anyth-ng more allur-ng than me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:08] GT: ~To roam the plainʃ, ʃearching for trovble wherever it may be.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:09] GG: Help-ng the helpless, defend-ng the defenseless

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:09] GT: ~Winning the favovr of many a damʃel and living off of the land with yovr noble hoofbeaʃt aʃ yovr only companion!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:09] GG: Haha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:09] GG: -f only - had a hoofbeast

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GG: a hoofbeast, a hoofbeast, my k-ngdom for a hoofbeast!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GG: All - have on my land -s bones

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GT: ~Wait.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GT: ~Waʃ that.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GT: ~Troll William ʃhakeʃpeare?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:10] GG: -ndeed -t was!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:11] GT: ~A fellow connoiʃʃevr!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:11] GG: - l-ke some of h-s stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:11] GT: ~I particvlarly enjoy Twelfth Perigee~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:13] GG: - really enjoy some of h-s poetry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:13] GT: ~Mmm, yeʃ, hiʃ ʃonnetʃ are to die for.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:14] GT: ~Oh, I'm ʃo ʃorry, yov were talking abovt yovr land?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:15] GG: Oh, -t's okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:15] GG: But yeah, everyth-ng -s really just...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:15] GG: barren here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:15] GG: there's bones everywhere

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:15] GG: haven't seen another l-v-ng th-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:16] GG: -t's k-nda depress-ng, honestly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:16] GT: ~I can imagine.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:16] GT: ~My land iʃn't ʃo mvch depreʃʃing aʃ it iʃ ʃlowly driving me inʃane.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:16] GG: What -s your land?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:16] GT: ~Little Waveʃ and Tadpoleʃ, apparently.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GG: huh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GT: ~Emphaʃiʃ on the Tadpoleʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GT: ~The croaking iʃ inceʃʃant.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GG: that sounds really annoy-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GG: so -'m here -n lofab and you're -n lolwat

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:17] GG: omg you land can be abbr-ev-ated as "lolwat"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:18] GG: That's h-lar-ous

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:18] GT: ~Oh dear gog no.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GT: ~On top of everything, my land can be abbreviated to a common acronym?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GT: ~ʃigh.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GG: Ah well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GG: What can you do, r-ght?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GG: So, any other quest-ons?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:19] GT: ~Iʃ there any way I covld get in contact with the otherʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GG: You need there chumhandles?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GT: ~That wovld be nice, yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GG: okay so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:20] GG: Nullar Etrors, Maid of Hope - aibohphilicGapeseed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:21] GG: Tlaloc Zapote, Thief of Doom - greatTenochtitlan

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:22] GG: Doir Markov, Page of Mind - galactoidArrival

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:22] GG: Do-rs a human btw

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:22] GT: ~I thovght hiʃ name ʃeemed a tad ʃhort.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:23] GG: yeah, human names are we-rd l-ke that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:23] GG: Balish Aggaro, Prince of Breath - conciseTactician

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:23] GG: that's all - can th-nk of off the top of my head

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:23] GG: also, there are some you should avo-d

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:24] GT: ~Oh?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:24] GG: -f you are ever contacted by rav-sh-ngCalypso, punctualP-lferer, or sangu-neOracle, do not respond

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:24] GG: They are ev-l

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:24] GT: ~Are they rogve playerʃ, or ʃomething of that ilk?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GG: - don't know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GG: - th-nk they may actually be end bosses, -f that makes any sense

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GT: ~A little, I think.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:25] GG: So yeah just -gnore them for now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:26] GT: ~Vnderʃtood.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:27] GT: ~Thank yov again for yovr aʃʃiʃtance, Joʃʃik.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:27] GG: -t's cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:27] GG: - actually really enjoy help-ng people

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:27] GT: ~That'ʃ qvite the noble ʃentiment.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:27] GG: - guess -n a way -t -s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:28] GT: ~I hope I can ʃpeak with yov again ʃometime; yov're very enjoyable company.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:28] GG: Thank you!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:29] GT: ~If nothing elʃe yov've diʃtracted me from the vnending ribbitʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:29] GG: Happy to help

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:29] GT: ~Not to mention the vnnerving tendencieʃ of my ʃprite...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:32] GG: L-ke what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:32] GT: ~Well.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:32] GT: ~Ah.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:32] GT: ~Thiʃ iʃ a tad embarraʃʃing.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:32] GG: ?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:33] GT: ~Dvring the proceʃʃof entering the Medivm, I may have thrown a random book into the kernelʃprite.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:33] GG: What book?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:33] GT: ~...100 Dayʃ of Troll ʃodom...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:33] GG: - uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:33] GG: um

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:33] GG: wow okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] GT: ~I ʃwear, I have no idea how that got into my library.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] GG: ...r-ght

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] GT: ~God, I'm an idiot.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] GG: so, uh, hey, me and a few other players are form-ng a team

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] GT: ~...Right, yeʃ, the game.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] GG: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] GT: ~Do tell.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:34] GG: mostly out of necess-ty

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:35] GG: S-nce half the trolls are on a "team"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:35] GG: The rest of us have to team up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:35] GT: ~That ʃeemʃ reaʃonable.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:35] GT: ~And yov wiʃh me to join thiʃ team?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GG: - don't l-ke the -dea of 2 separate teams, honestly, but we dont really have a cho-ce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GG: Yeah sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GT: ~I'd be happy to join.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GG: Cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GG: Welcome to team Just-ce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GT: ~Team Jvʃtice, eh?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GG: Yup

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:36] GG: oh wa-t!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] GT: ~Hm?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] GG: - just remembered some very relevant trollstags

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] GG: K-kate Nag-sa - grac-ousTerm-nator

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:37] GG: Ser-ad Ryto-l - carewornAstrolog-st

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:38] GG: they're on the team to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:38] GT: ~Got it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:38] GG: also, Tlaloc's on the team

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:38] GG: So, yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:38] GT: ~What of the hvmanʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:39] GG: - don't know whats happen-ng w-th them, team-w-se

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GG: So uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GG: anyth-ng else?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GT: ~I think that'ʃ it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GG: Ok cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:40] GT: ~Thank yov again for yovr help!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:41] GG: no problem!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:41] GT: ~Vntil we meet again, Joʃʃik.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [12:41] GG: See ya later!