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[07:08] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] walks nervously up to Null --

 [07:08] GT: Uh...hi

 [07:08] AG: Nullar sits by the fountain, looking up when Tlaloc approaches. She smiles a shark grin. "Tlaloc! How are you,"

 [07:10] GT: Hey Null

 [07:10] GT: Uh

 [07:10] AG: "Yeeeeesssssss.....,"

 [07:10] GT: Thoxe are xome creepy axx eyex

 [07:11] GT: Like

 [07:11] AG: -_-. "Gee, thanks."

 [07:11] GT: Hey, don't you like being creepy?!

 [07:11] GT: Jeez Null, you were never one to take offenxe xo eaxily

 [07:12] AG: "Is there a point to this conversation just wondering":

[07:12] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] twiddles his thumbs --

 [07:12] GT: Yea

 [07:13] GT: It'x about your team

 [07:13] GT: The one I got voted on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:13] AG: She frowns. "What about it,"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:14] GT: And the only other teammate on xaid team

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:14] GT: Heh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:14] GT: ...Do you xee where I'm going with thix

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:15] AG: "Is Jack, yes. I'm sorry, no, what are you trying to ask me here."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:16] GT: Ok, xo baxically he xaid he wax going to kill whoever getx voted on hix team... and I thought it wax like, a joke or a metaphor or he wax juxt trying to xcare ux, y'know?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:17] AG: "Yeah, he doesn't really have a very high humour index. I doubt he was joking."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:18] GT: Yea, xo baxically I'm xcrewed right? But then I realixe the guy lovex making morbid dealx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:19] AG: "I mean, he's only taking one of your lives. And, I mean, I got a whole date and a kiss out of my experience on the team so maybe you'll get lucky," she teases rather meanly.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:20] GT: Well, I don't want a date with him! Or to die AT ALL!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:20] GT: Xo uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:21] GT: To avoid either of thoxe, I made a deal with him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:21] GT: But I'm not xure if he'x actually going to do it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:21] AG: "That's a shame, he IS a pretty good kisser," she says wistfully. "Do tell. I heard about your little half and half debacle, but he didn't let me know what the end result was."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:22] GT: Null

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:22] GT: Pleaxe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:23] GT: You gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta convince him!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] wraps his arms around Nullar's legs and buries his face in her knees --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:24] AG: "Oh god okay wow, nope, nope--" she says, and kicks at him with her knees. Jesus, two in less than two hours, you've gotta be kidding me! "Stop acting like a wriggler and get off of me, Tlaloc. No, bad touch."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:26] GT: Ok Ok I'm xorry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] lets go --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:27] AG: "Fuck. What's the deal, then. I'm not helping if I don't know what the deal is."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:27] GT: ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:27] GT: Well, you know how 2 halvex make 1 whole?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:29] AG: "Oh geeze. Yeah, he mentioned you asking about this. You're going to let him take two halves instead of one body. How does that solve anything exactly,"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:29] GT: Well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:30] GT: You can replace body partx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:30] GT: You can't replace a life

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] runs his hands slowly up and down his legs --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:31] GT: You think I haven't thought about the conxequencex?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:31] AG: "Wait, what. Who exactly is replacing the body parts for you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:33] GT: I don't know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:33] GT: It wouldn't have to be immeadiately after... I could alchemize xomthing I guexx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:34] GT: I'm guexxing Jack wouldn't go to the xame lengthx he went for hix precioux little matexprit, huh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:36] AG: "No, I doubt he'd build robo-legs for some little idiot who didn't want to lose a life. You're going to cripple TWO bodies instead of losing one!, That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:39] GT: I don't want to die Null

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:39] GT: Ever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:39] GT: Not once

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:40] GT: I already explained my logic ok! I juxt need you to convince him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:40] AG: Null shrugs. "Well, I don't have to help to make sure he'll go through with your incredibly stupid plans. They're retarded enough he's probably salivating at the chance. I'll see what I can do, though."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] exhales a shaky sigh of relief --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:42] GT: Thank you xo much Null, holy xhit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:43] GT: I'm gonna give you, like, a ton of gold

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:44] AG: Null gives a weirded out half-smile. "Uh, sure, no problem, you're welcome."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:45] GT: Xo uh... what'x he going to do with me after

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:45] GT: Juxt leave me there alone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:45] AG: Null shrugs. "Yeah, probably. Send you back to the astrolabe once your planet's done maybe. Or maybe you'll do someone else's planet who knows. Or maybe he'll just fuck you up and teleport you back who knows."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:48] GT: Maybe... maybe Libby could teleport me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:48] AG: "Good luck with that. She went off the deep end last night and says she's not helping us anymore."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] -- greatTenochtitlan's [GT'S] eyes go wide --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:49] GT: What

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:49] AG: "Take it up with her," she says, with an uncaring shrug.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:51] GT: No, no, no Null

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:51] GT: You don't underxtand, with Jack teaching you all about the game and helping you-- kinda at leaxt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:51] AG: Null scowls at the 'kinda' part.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:52] GT: We can't do xhit without her! Without her, we're all ax good ax dead!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:52] AG: Nullar doesn't look impressed by his blubbering. "We'll be fine. What has she done to help us, really, except set up this stupid team shit and meddle in our lives,"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:54] GT: I dunno, for one, xhe'x the one who'x tranxported ux everwhere with her portalx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:54] AG: "Ryspor can make portals."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:54] GT: Xtable, accurate portalx? I doubt it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [07:57] AG: "Hey not everyone in your team is as much of a loser as you are. Some of them have been making real progress."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:00] GT: Yea, implying I couldn't body Ryxpor'x frail axx

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:00] AG: "Don't you already have a kissmesis."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:00] GT: I'm not mad at you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:01] GT: Well, not more than uxually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:01] AG: "I meant Ryspor, idiot."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:01] GT: Oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:01] GT: Maybe if Ryxpor didn't drexx hideouxly, I might have been black for him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] slaps his forehead --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:02] AG: "Oooookay man, wow, whatever."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:02] GT: Whatever, thix ixn't even the point!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:03] GT: Juxt talk to him ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:03] AG: "I already said I'd talk to Jack if I get a chance. Was there anything else or can I go back to sulking."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:03] GT: What the fuck do YOU have to xulk about

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:03] AG: "Oh man, you know, it's really funny, but like, I could've SWORN you weren't my moirail. Fuck off, Tlaloc."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:04] GT: Fine, whatever, have fun being mixerable ok, juxt tell him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [08:04] AG: "Yeah yeah if I feel like it."