072614VyllenLily

-- galliardTartarol0gist [GT] began pestering gimcrackCarniifex [GC] at 02:40 --

[02:52] GC: H33333333y Ghost Girl

[02:53] GT: Heeeeeeeeey Hacker Boy.

[02:53] GT: What's shaking?

[02:55] GC: Nothing at all actually, making 1337 cod3s and all.

[02:56] GC: Ar3 you hunting ghosts?

[02:56] GC: Crossing th3 str3ams?

[02:56] GT: We've been over this a thousand times, Vyllen.

[02:56] GT: You don't cross the streams.

[02:56] GT: EVER.

[02:57] GC: 3h3h3h3h

[02:58] GT: Mainly I'm waiting for this stupid game to come out so I can PLAY IT with you, like jeez.

[02:58] GC: hu3hu3hu3hu3hu3

[02:59] GT: These hues are suspicious.

[02:59] GC: Oh man! So I had this ap3shit bananas dr3am!

[02:59] GT: Ohoho, do tell.

[03:00] GC: Okay so, I wok3 up in my room right?

[03:00] GC: But it was all purpl3!

[03:00] GC: And... Th3r3 w3r3 doodl3s and shit 3v3rywh3r3!

[03:00] GT: Neat!

[03:00] GC: And I got call3d an H3ir!

[03:00] GC: By on3 of th3s3 lik3... Black Sh3ll dud3s

[03:01] GT: Black sHell dudes?

[03:01] GT: And what KIND of doodles?

[03:01] GT: Details are important to dream interpretation.

[03:02] GC: I think th3y w3r3 lik3... Star maps? I'm not sur3...

[03:02] GT: Oooooooh.

[03:02] GC: And th3 black sh3ll dud3s! Th3r3 w3r3 lik3... Knights and shit!

[03:03] GC: Oh oh

[03:03] GC: And I m3t th3 Qu33n!

[03:04] GT: Oh neat, so it was a medieval dream?

[03:04] GC: ...Sort of?

[03:05] GC: W3ll

[03:05] GC: Y3ah.

[03:05] GC: So anyways, I saw th3s3 lik3... Thr33 oth3r chumps!

[03:05] GC: And th3 qu33n s3nt us to this dud3 nam3d Spad3s Slick!

[03:06] GC: H3 wants us to join his cr3w

[03:06] GC: And w3r3 gonna lik3... Fuck up th3s3 whit3 guys

[03:06] GC: On som3 oth3r plan3t

[03:06] GC: B3caus3 th3r3's a war or som3 shit going on?

[03:07] GT: Oh man, that's RIDICULOUSLY meaning-heavy.

[03:07] GT: The two planets are obviously Alternia and Earth!

[03:08] GT: The 'whitw guys' are probably the humans, considering the fact that of the two races humans have lighter skin.

[03:08] GT: *white

[03:09] GC: Mhm

[03:09] GT: So 'Spades Slick' is someone who's urging you to return to your troll roots and take down the humans, which is not something you should do, because humans are cool.

[03:10] GT: As for the Queen, maybe a figure of power in your life? What did you talk to her about?

[03:12] GC: Oh man, actually sh3 just talk3d to us and call3d th3 fat on3 a s33r.

[03:12] GT: Fat one?

[03:13] GC: Y3ah, h3 was a hug3 dickbag! ]==>:\

[03:14] GC: So wh3n w3 m3t SS h3 stabb3d th3 girl I totally troll3d 3arli3r and sh3 call3d m3 '8bit'

[03:14] GT: Pfff.

[03:14] GT: That's a pretty accurate nickname if you ask me.

[03:15] GC: ]==>:///

[03:15] GT: 83

[03:15] GC: And th3n I wok3 up.

[03:15] GC: Oh!

[03:15] GC: And I'm an H3ir to som3thing.

[03:16] GT: Yeah, you mentioned that.

[03:16] GT: You said someone else was a Seer?

[03:16] GC: Mhm.

[03:16] GT: Iiiiiiiinteresting.

[03:17] GC: I told him h3 was going to go blind.

[03:17] GC: H3h3h3h

[03:17] GC: You should totally dr3am th3 sam3 dr3am though.

[03:17] GT: I don't know if that's possible, but I can sure as heck try!

[03:17] GT: Did you get the name of the Seer at all?

[03:18] GC: It's... Hazy... I call him s3v3ns d3rogatorily though

[03:20] GT: Oh well. It was only a dream, anyways.

[03:21] GC: Y3ah... It s33m3d so r3al though :/

[03:23] GT: Well, you never know! Weirder stuff has happened.

[03:23] GT: It'd be kinda weird seeing you outside of a hacking convention, though.

[03:23] GT: The elusive Vyllen, seen outside of his natural habitat at last.

[03:24] GT: I'll bring my camera to capture rare footage of this amazing sight.

[03:24] GC: S3nd it to on3 of your bullshit t3l3vision n3tworks

[03:25] GT: Hee.

[03:25] GT: I just might.

[03:26] GC: I can s33 th3 h3adlin3s now "Cool Hack3r Troll Actually S33n Outsid3. Hold Th3 Fuck Pr3ss3s."

[03:27] GT: Those fuck presses are being held as firmly as possible.

[03:27] GT: We should probably let go before we break them or something.

[03:27] GC: Thos3 poor pr3ss3s

[03:28] GT: What did they ever do to deserve this?

[03:42] GC: May Pr3ssodin or what3v3rth3fuck hav3 m3rcy

[03:42] GC: On th3ir chump souls.

[03:42] GT: A beautiful eulogy.

[03:45] GC: Truly, I am dab3s.

[03:46] GT: Tears were shed.

[03:47] GT: Hey, so!

[03:47] GT: Gueeeeess who got a letter from their AUNTTTTT TODAYYYYYYYYY?

[03:47] GC: YOU DID!

[03:48] GC: what's in th3 lootbox today?

[03:48] GT: I gotttttt.......

[03:48] GT: (drumroll please...)

[03:49] GC: (drumroll))

[03:49] GC: *-)

[03:49] GT: A CHUMHANDLE!

[03:49] GC: ]==:OOOO

[03:49] GC: Lam3.

[03:50] GT: Nuh-uh!

[03:50] GT: ANYTHING from Aunt Jackie is always necessary sooner or later. She always knows just what to send.

[03:51] GC: Sh3's probably lik3, a psychic or som3thing

[03:51] GC: So who's handl3 is it?

[03:51] GT: Wait a sec, I've got it here...

[03:51] GT: Here we go!

[03:51] GT: 'gracefulThaumaturge'.

[03:52] GC: Hmmm...

[03:52] GC: Sounds FANCY

[03:53] GT: I know, right?

[03:53] GT: Plus, the 'thaumaturge' bit means that they probably like magic tooooooo~

[03:53] GC: Ugh

[03:53] GC: I m3sn

[03:53] GC: M3an

[03:53] GC: Yay

[03:53] GT: Mm.

[03:53] GC: (magic is so fak3 and you know it)

[03:54] GT: (Magic is real and I'll be able to prove it somedayyyy)

[03:55] GC: (no its nooooooooooot)

[03:55] GT: (Yes it issssssssssssssssssss)

[04:00] GC: (L3t's not g3t into this bullshit argum3nt again. It's fak3 and that's all th3r3 is to say on th3 matt3r.)

[04:00] GT: (You can keep thinking that, but I think you might change your mind really soooooooon.)

[04:01] GC: (noooooooooop3)

[04:01] GT: (Yeeeeeeeeeeep.)

[04:04] GT: But yeah, OK, let's stop arguing about it.

[04:05] GT: I have long since given up trying to convince people of the truth.

[04:05] GC: Is this a bullshit r3ligion th3n?

[04:05] GC: Ar3 you a magical m3ssiah?

[04:05] GT: You've guessed it.

[04:08] GC: Pffft

[04:08] GT: My oh-so-pale skin is secretly white because of my HOLY FERVOR.

[04:10] GC: Amazing

[04:12] GT: I must shield my eyes with goggles for fear I will spontaneously send all those I gaze upon [04:16] GC: Oh god I can f33l it from h3r3

[04:16] GC: Is this th3 3nd?

[04:16] GC: I can f33l th3 lif3 slip from my 3y3s

[04:17] GT: No, Vyllen, don't go into the light!

[04:17] GC: Oh wait

[04:17] GC: It's not happ3ning

[04:17] GC: B3caus3 Magic is bullshit.

[04:17] GC: And u suk

[04:17] GT: >8I

[04:17] GC: h3h3h3h3h3h

[04:17] GT: Your stupid FACE is the thing that is sucking at this moment.

[04:18] GT: It sucks things.

[04:18] GT: All the time.

[04:19] GC: B3caus3 it is my fac3

[04:19] GC: And my fac3 has my mouth

[04:19] GT: Which sucks things, yes.

[04:20] GC: That is what th3y ar3 mad3 for. To swallow souls of p3asants and stuff

[04:21] GT: Aren't you a lowblood on the hemospectrum, though?

[04:21] GT: I imagine you don't have a lot of variety in your peasant-soul diet.

[04:21] GC: Your DAD is a lowblood on th3 h3mobullshit

[04:22] GT: My dad's a human, as you well know.

[04:23] GC: Humans hav3 lik3, h3cka r3d blood that's basically mutant blood. And that's punishabl3 by d3ath!

[04:24] GT: Yeah, well, I have abnormally pale skin and odd-colored eyes, but you don't see me getting culled!

[04:25] GC: B3caus3 you'r3 2cool2cull

[04:25] GC: And lik3, famous.

[04:25] GT: Damn straight.

[04:27] GC: But if you WERE kill3d sci3ntists would probably study you for SCIENCE

[04:28] GT: That would not be good.

[04:28] GT: I have given strict instructions to my dad to burn my body when I die for just that reason, actually.

[04:28] GC: Mmm. Cr3mation.

[04:29] GT: And then the ashes will be shot into space where they cannot be accessed, naturally, because even if they burned my body there would still be DNA remnants.

[04:31] GC: I s33 no hol3s in this plan at all

[04:32] GT: If you do, please share. It'd be appreciated.

[04:33] GC: Nop3. Non3. Tot3s g3nius

[04:34] GT: \8|

[04:34] GC: hu3hu3hu3

[04:41] GT: Well, OK, if you say so. Mark my words, we're not done here, though.

[04:41] GT: I have to go, anyways. Dad forgot to cook dinner again.

[04:42] GC: Oh j33z

[04:42] GC: I'm probably going to try and dr3am that dr3am again

[04:42] GT: I wish you the very best of luck with that.

[04:43] GC: h3h3h3, by3 th3n!

[04:43] GT: Later, Hacker Boy.

[04:43] GC: Ghost Girl.