Balish Nullar HowIsTheFirstPersonSheTellsAboutSexBalishIMeanComeOnSeriously?

[12:05] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] began trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 00:05 --

[12:05] AG: M'I OS YRROS

[12:05] AG: HSILAB T'NOD EB DAM

[12:05] CT: Hmm?

[12:05] CT: Um, Nullar, CALM down.

[12:05] AG: I T'NDID NAEM TI, TI TSUJ DENEPPAH

[12:06] AG: ;___;

[12:06] AG: excePt

[12:06] AG: x__x but with

[12:06] AG: uh, tears and stuff

[12:06] CT: Okay...

[12:06] AG: ,x_x,

[12:06] AG: look, something, h-haPPened on derse and

[12:06] CT: You are being NEUROTIC. Just TELL me.

[12:06] AG: I just want you to know it doesn't mean anything and that I'm still Pursuing you black but

[12:07] AG: well, to be fair she's actually a Pretty good Person to have in a quadrant, like, it was a smart move on my Part!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] AG: but I'm confused and uh frightened and

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] AG: I didn't think it w-would go like that ;_;

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] CT: EXCUSE me?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] AG: my... my first time I mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] CT: EXCUSE ME

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] AG: HASN'T LIBBY ALREADY TOLD YOU EVERYTHING,!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] CT: Libby is ASLEEP.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:07] AG: I BET SHE'S FUCKING THRILLED TO GIVE YOU ALL OF THE FUCKING DETAILS OF ME CHEATING, THE FUCKING B-B-B-BITCH!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] CT: You cheating?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] CT: On whom? Does Rilset KNOW?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] AG: on, on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:08] AG: on YOU you fucking JERK!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] AG: If I was going to cheat on Rilset I'd have the common decency to break it off first and make my intentions clear excePt MAYBE NOT BECAUSE I'M A TRIFLING BI-HII-HIIITCCCHHH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] CT: Oh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:09] CT: Kay.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] CT: I still have NO IDEA what you are TALKING about.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] AG: ;__;

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] AG: look, just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] AG: something haPPened, and I'm trying to Process it now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] AG: and if, uh, if you hear anything about it just Please know I was just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] CT: You had your FIRST sexual EXPERIENCE. Was Jackie GOOD then?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:10] AG: j-just lonely, and I.. I didn't mean anything by it and... and I still want you in my black quadrant, and

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] AG: I T'NOD TNAW KCAJ KCALB, HSILAB!!!!! GMO!!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:11] CT: Well, things could have CHANGED, they do OFTEN in this GAME.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] AG: look you're not fucking helPing right now but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] AG: but I'm sorry and

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] AG: and it... it won't haPPen again okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] AG: and Please don't think less of me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] CT: Why would I do THAT?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:12] AG: and I'll.... I'll still be a fantastic fucking rival to you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] CT: Which I still have NO IDEA why, but ALRIGHT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] CT: How about you GATHER your THOUGHT and COME BACK?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:13] AG: How about you go FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I AM TRYING TO FUCKING CONFESS HERE AND YOU'RE BEING A

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] some random noises are made into text that maybe look like sobbing. or, a water buffalo's noises. either one. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] CT: Nullar.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] CT: Breath.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] more water buffalo, but it does slow. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:14] CT: I KNOW you feel black for me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] AG: I n-n-KNOW you know, I've made it FUCKKING OBVIOUS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] AG: but you d-don't give a SHIT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] CT: You SEEM to have done SOMETHING to upset yourself, and I ASSUME it was SEXUAL.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] AG: and she was-- she REALLY HATED ME!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:15] CT: I'm SORRY Nullar, but there is SOMEONE I hate MORE than you. If you FOUND someone who HATES you as MUCH as you hate HER, then why BOTHER with me?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] AG: I... I don't even know if I'm INTO half of the stuff she did! )'X

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] AG: there's.... there's... what,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] AG: wh... who do you mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:16] CT: It's becoming OBVIOUS, the asshole. Not your flushcrush EITHER, believe it or NOT.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] CT: HONESTLY, I'm having TROUBLE with it MYSELF.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] AG: It's not fucking OBVIOUS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] AG: WHO IS IT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] CT: OBVIOUS to us, Nullar, not to YOU.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] CT: I have YET to tell Libby either.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] AG: So, you're not going to tell me!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:17] CT: I SHOULD.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:18] CT: If not to DISSUADE you, but that asshole will do NOTHING but LAUGH if I face it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:18] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] various hiccups and such. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:18] AG: That asshole, This isn't one of your stuPid subjugglator bullshit things is it,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:18] AG: you're not allowed to hate yourself balish, you fucking idiot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:19] CT: THANK you, seeing it is EASIER than saying it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:19] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] a loud groan onomatopeia. --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:20] CT: You are rather VOCAL today.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:20] AG: I'M USING A FUCKING TEXT TO SPEECH BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE EYES YOU FUCKING PRICK

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:20] AG: I CAN'T HELP WHAT IT PICKS UP

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:21] CT: What? You haven't BEGUN to use Twink yet?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:21] AG: how could I use twink if NO ONE FUCKING TAUGHT ME IT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] CT: FINE, I'll send SOMETHING, I'm SURE I have beginner MATERIAL around.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] CT: It IS an interesting LANGUAGE, you read with your FINGERS, not your EYES.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] AG: oh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:25] AG: oh WOW is that SO!!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] AG: man you know what would have been cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] AG: if SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME ABOUT THAT A FEW FUCKING WEEKS AGO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] AG: WHILE I STRUGGLED AROUND IN MY HOUSE LONELY AND BLIND

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] AG: hive*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] CT: You have Jackie, we BOTH know that.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:26] CT: Could a Twink not teach you TWINK?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] AG: I have SirJacksPrite, who MAY NOT BE THE BEST FUCKING PERSON TO SHARE LOGS WITH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] AG: he read what PeoPle said to me and I tyPed my resPonses. He helPed me out when NO ONE ELSE FUCKING BOTHERED

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] AG: he's limited, as a sPrite. he can only helP me so much!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:27] AG: he's not JACK ffs, he's sirJack!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] CT: Please, you've SEEN Libby do the SAME THING with other sprites.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] AG: huh, she was already a sPrite, that makes sense for her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:28] AG: she just... taPPed into sPrite magic shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] CT: I mean POSSESSING them. BESIDES we both know Jackie and Scarlet and Libby have BUNDLES of little TRICKS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] AG: and besides if what you're imPlying is true then jack and I would've already filled out eachother's fucking Primers by now because sirjack is very uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] AG: none of your business, is what he is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:29] AG: and yes BUNDLES OF TRICKS, yet you're not fucking SUSPICIOUS of her int he slightest you fucking hyPocrite!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] CT: She has TOLD me her objectives.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] AG: oh has she

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] AG: and she's not lying and you know that how,!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] AG: you know what, fuck you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] CT: Sigh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] AG: I'm sorry I even fucking felt sorry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:30] CT: I SUPPOSE you are going to STORM OFF now?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:31] AG: I'll just be another fucking abomination, being black with a fucking dersite instead of the one I really fucking hate

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:31] CT: Right right ABOMINATION.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:31] CT: Nullar you ARE AWARE there is NO MORE mother grub RIGHT?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:31] AG: I hoPe you're fucking miserable, balish aggaro. y-you can't Possibly feel as awful as I do, so I guess you st-still win

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:32] AG: I'll be red with jack and black with the queen and, and, and you can be black with yourself and n-nothing makes sense anymore a-and--

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:32] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] more sobs --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[12:32] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] gave up trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 00:32 --