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 -- graciousTerminator [GT] began pestering abyssalArrow [AA] at 22:00 --

 GT: { Kate }

 GT: { How fares humanity at the moment }

 AA: Ah, yes.

 AA: The trolls return.

 AA: I am unsure why you are so concerned about us.

 GT: { As I may have said earlier }

 GT: { Your confusion is justified }

 GT: { But I can only continue to tell you that it will resolve itself in due time }

 AA: What kind of due time?

 GT: { Good question }

 GT: { I couldn't tell you an eXact time }

 GT: { But I do know }

 GT: { It will begin with the arrival of a certain game }

 AA: This is a rather shocking development.

 AA: But.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I am unsure of whether I can trust you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: You are, however, the most tolerable of the trolls.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { So the others have gotten to you then }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Yes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { In that case you have my sincerest apologies for whatever trouble they may have caused you }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: They were most insufferable.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Apology accepted.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Not to say that I am necessarily better than them, but you interest me and thus I continue in the manner I find most effective for the both of us }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I see.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I actually heard about such a game today.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Did you really? Then we're not too far off }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Well, I know of a game, at least

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: least.*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Well only time will tell then }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Not to stray off topic }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { But I actually had a question for you }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Yes?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { How does one in human culture }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Properly assimilate into society in such a way that they become socially accepted? }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Act like the majority of people. This is not something I can claim I do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { You see since you are human I am not ashamed to tell you that I am a bit of an outcast amongst my fellow trolls }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: You do seem a bit more well mannered.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Well thank you }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { I suppose being different has it's merits occasionally }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { I have not met any other humans so I am not one to compare }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { You said earlier that they aren't all like you }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { You seem at least like a decent human }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Well.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I try to be at least tolerable.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: But most think my hobbies a bit scary.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Scary? You mentionned hunting and taXidermy earlier, is there anything else that might be considered scary by humans? }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Sewing together different animals is somehow tabboo

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: taboo.*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Interesting }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Human culture never ceases to fascinate me }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I am fairly distant from it in these woods.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { I think we'd get along nicely if you were a troll here }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { You eXhibit some similar characteristics but not in a negative fashion }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { You seem more mellow than most trolls would be by a stretch }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { But of course you're a human so }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { What do I know }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: I am unsure how to compare.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Some humans are quite extreme, others docile.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: It is hard to say how a troll or a human were to compare.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: But listen to me buying into your stories like it's candy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { When you put it like that I feel quite silly }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Sigh }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Pardon me if I try to take what you say for a grain of salt.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: However, the timing is just too perfect.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { I suppose throwing in anything else along the lines of "trust me" would be futile at this point. }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Unless of course, you are orchestrating all of these happenings conveniently at the same time.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { You'd be surprised }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { I am more of a viewer than an orchestrator }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Though technically a bit of both in ways that I am unable to eXplain to you }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: But then... Jack said he was never contacted by trolls.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { That's because he hasn't been yet }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Simple as that }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Some of us have no interest to talk to humans }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { Others who do will sometimes only focus on one }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Hmm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Have you contacted any others?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { As far as you know, no I have not }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Cryptic.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Is there anything else?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { No }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { I have annoying friends to take care of }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { So I'll be leaving }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Very well.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> AA: Take care.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> GT: { You too }

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- graciousTerminator [GT] ceased pestering abyssalArrow [AA] at 22:31 --