Kate: Alchemize

You begin Alchemizing from your selection of materials. Let's see, what glorious piece of shit will you come up with next?

Kate: Combine CROSSBOW && REWIND KEY
You made the REBOLTER! This handy litte (big) crossbow sends the bolt you just shot backwards in time so it is reloaded into your gun in record time! The only problem is you have to wait for the bolt to hit its target before you press it!

Combine CROSSBOW || REWIND KEY
You made the REELER CROSSBOW! This isn't nearly as cool as the last one! This one just attaches a weightless cord to every bolt you fire so you can use it like a hookshot or something. Still pretty cool though.

Combine BOLTS && FASTFORWARD KEY
You made >> BOLTS! These grade A pieces of shit have replaced the normal heads with fast forward symbols. Great job you useless tit.

Let's try the other way...

Combine BOLTS || FASTFORWARD KEY
You made the RETURNING BOLTS! After hitting, these bolts return to your quiver! How does "fast forward" equate to "coming back"? This game is wierd. You wonder what kind of effect you would get if you used these in the REBOLTER! You fear that timelines would break down if you tried.

Combine POCKETWATCH || SOME COG OFF A TREE
You made the TEMPUS FUGIT CUCKOO CLOCK! This clock goes way too fast! It goes off every 60 seconds! What an annoying piece of crap! You quickly captchalogue it, hoping putting it in whatever pocket dimension captchalogues use will save you from that headache.

Combine POCKETWATCH && SOME COG OFF A TREE
You made the RUSTIC POCKETWATCH! What a Lovely Heirloom PIECE OF SHIT! It seriously weighs like 3 lbs.

Combine TOY DBZ SCOUTER YOU HAD YOUR MOM MAKE YOU AS A KID && COMPUTER
You made the SAIYAN-GLASS! Gives you everything's powerlevel, in addition to actually useful information. Seriously, it's completely arbitrary. Also your first HANDS FREE COMPUTING DEVICE, just an EXCEPTIONALLY ANNOYING ONE!

You put this over your left eye, you need to shoot with your right!

Combine SAIYAN-GLASS && TEMPUS FUGIT CUCKOO CLOCK
You made the BACKWOODS TEMPORAL ANAMOLY DETECTOR! This thing detects TEMPORAL ANAMOLIES AT GREAT DISTANCES! You notice it has the functions of the SAIYAN-GLASS as well, so you replace said POWER DETECTOR with this one.

Combine SAIYAN-GLASS && RUSTIC POCKETWATCH
You made the HANDS-FREE DEATHCLOCK! This sweet and totally not creepy device predicts when things are going to die! Not creepy at all! You captchalogue it quickly to avoid NOT CREEPING ANYONE OUT!