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[02:02] -- allegedChlorofiend [AC] began trolling aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 02:02 --

[02:03] AC: ExcuSe my virtual PreScence, MiSS, but I underStand you are an authority on PlantS and might be able to aSSiSt me.

[02:05] AG: wait are you the new troll

[02:05] AG: dude, why didn't you just find me so we could talk face to face

[02:07] AC: I am newly arrived to thiS ShiP, yeS. And I am Still learning my way around. I thought it would be beSt to contact you in thiS faShion rather than become loSt.

[02:08] AC: I don't think theSe creatureS aboard would willingly helP me.

[02:13] AG: yeah they don't like us much

[02:13] AG: and by us I mean everyone but me

[02:13] AG: so.. really, you guys

[02:13] AG: you had a question about plants? (:> I could use the distraction

[02:14] AC: YeS, exactly. JuSt aS I would have SuSPected, you cut Straight to the heart of the matter.

[02:15] AC: I have aboard with me a young Plant, which only made itS way out of the earth a Short time ago.

[02:16] AC: Normally, theSe Particular breed requireS a great deal of fertilizer during itS early life cycle, if itS future growth iS not to be Stunted.

[02:16] AC: I waS wondering if you might know where I could aquire Some.

[02:49] AG: fertilizer? haha and here I thought you were going to give me a hard task

[02:50] AG: I actually have some on me now but the Really Good Stuff is at my hive unfortunately /:

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:52] AC: Excellent. Tell me, aS a fellow tender of the Plantkind.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:53] AC: Have you ever tried mixing blood into the Soil? I have found it to work marvelS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:56] AG: er... blood? I mean, not by itself. lusus shit works pretty good provided they're one of the rare vegetarian breeds but other than that you pretty much need to leave the whole body-

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:56] AG: er parts of it rather

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:56] AG: to do any good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:56] AG: uh.... why

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] AC: I SimPly wiShed to comPare your techniqueS with my own. My reSourceS back home were fairly limited.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:58] AC: I uSed what I had.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] AG: I meant to ask about that uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] AG: where exactly does a mutant grow up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] AG: er

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:59] AG: I mean, is that supposed to be a secret because I was totally just told like it was no big deal

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:00] AG: I'm still not really sure if I'll end up trying to cull you at some point but to be honest we're pretty close on the whole totem pole system thing so w/e

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:01] AC: I do not mind you knowing, though I would like to know who told you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] AC: JuSt becauSe I choSe not to advertiSe my bloodcolor doeS not mean I am hiding it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:02] AC: Rather, I have realized it doeS not matter.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:03] AC: The HemoSPectrum iS PointleSS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:05] AG: wow, awesome everyone's spouting treason lately

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:05] AG: it was libby, but of all the many things she's done wrong this is not one of them, I think she's just kind of ignorant to the whole hemospectrum

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:08] AC: More than once, trollS invaded the city I called my home.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] AC: BluebloodS, YellowS, even a Seadweller once.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:09] AC: All ended uP at the foot of my PlantS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] AC: And from thiS I know that other then a Slight change in Pigmentation in the develoPed PlantS, there iS no difference between trollS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:10] AC: All are equally edibile.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] AG: hahahaha oh gosh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] AG: that's actually one surprisingly good way to look at it ehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:13] AG: I mean it's DEFINITELY still treason and totally wrong, but it's funny at least!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] AG: just because you managed to take down a few chumps of different varieties doesn't mean you could best everyone

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:15] AG: not every troll is worthy of their blood, they had their time coming obviously

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:48] <span style="color:rgb(128,128,128);">AC: I believed that all trollS Soon had their time coming.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:49] AC: That there would be a revolution, and all the old order would be SwePt aSide.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:49] AC: I waS not entirely wrong.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:52] AG: ehehe yeah that's true

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:52] AG: not so much revolution as natural disaster but, hey, we're the lucky ones, we can't complain

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:52] AG: did some of your garden make it through when your hive was teleported

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:53] AC: Little, I'm afraid. It waS widely SPaced.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:53] AC: But all hoPe iS not loSt.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:54] AC: If I can ProPerly nuture thiS young Plant, it may be the Start of a new garden grander than the one before.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:54] AG: well, my whole hive is covered in gardens, and some of the land got transported with it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:54] AG: so maybe we can trade seeds

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:55] AG: I mean, if we can convince libby to hop us back and forth, idk she's not too fond of me right now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:55] AC: I would like that very much.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:55] AC: Who iS thiS Libby?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:55] AG: the lady who got you here? didn't you talk to her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:56] AC: I never heard a name. Who iS She, and how doeS She wield Such Power?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:57] AG: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:58] AG: idk she's an alien, I really don't know much more than that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:58] AC: IS She a threat?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:59] AC: If you wiSh, I could hunt her down.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:59] AG: balish doesn't think so but I think all of these aliens are threats

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:59] AG: haha nah man we're not uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:59] AG: high enough level for that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:59] AG: if levels are even a thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[03:59] AG: they already played this game and reaped all of the Super Cool Benefits

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] AG: except their own world, I guess, which is supposed to be the point of the game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] AG: I mean I assume that has to be the case considering they're trying to fuck up our world now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] AC: Then, there are rewardS for Playing thiS game beSideS Survival?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] AG: anyway supposedly she's the only good alien but whatever she's a friend stealing bitch so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:00] AG: yeah, I guess we're going to make a new world to replace ours

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:01] AG: since ours is kinda goneskies

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:01] AC: A new world!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:01] AG: covered in plants, if we have our say [:<

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:01] AC: YeS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:01] AC: YES!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:01] AC: We Shall have our Say!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:02] AG: ehehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:02] AC: You have made me quite haPPy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:02] AC: A difficult taSk.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:03] AG: sounds like you were pretty isolated, so you haven't had much of a chance for anyone to try dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:03] AG: kinda like jossik, you guys might actually have a lot in common

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:03] AC: Who iS thiS JoSSik? What iS She like?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] AG: he, actually. he grew up in troll antarctica basically, shit was the frigid worst

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] AG: I went out there to visit once, but I think other than that he never really saw anyone his whole life

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:04] AG: his handle is garrisonedGuardian

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] AG: he's a knight of heart in this game

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] AC: I believe I SPoke to him once before, though the converStion waS brief.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] AG: oh! cool [:>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:05] AC: I did not know he had made it in.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:06] AC: Would it be alright if I aSked you a queStion?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] AG: I mean that's one question already but sure go for it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:07] AC: I am not certain how to PhraSe thiS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:08] AC: I have not had much exPeriance talking to beautiful ladieS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:08] AG: uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:08] AC: But are you aware of how you Smell?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] AG: wow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] AG: yeah that's uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] AG: I mean, kind of? I do live in my body after all

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] AG: man you were sheltered damn ehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:09] AG: /^^\;;;;;;;;;;

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:10] AC: I wiSh to know how you manage to maintain that aroma of flowerS and freSh earth.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:10] AC: It Struck me quite Powerfully at our firSt meeting.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:12] AC: I have never Smelled itS like.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] AG: uh...... wow idk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] AG: I mean, I... garden, a lot?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] AG: ((null looks under her claws for dirt, suddenly self conscious))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:14] AG: ((lol))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:15] AC: It iS quite wonderful. I know for certain I do not Smell half aS good.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] AC: It iS one of the thingS I find moSt aPPealing about you.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] AG: er... I didn't get a chance to, uh, smell you, so maybe you're right

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] AC: AS oPPoSed to theSe otherS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] AG: I mean I am pretty awesome compared to these chumps but uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] AG: yeah for future reference bringing up the way someone smells isn't really first conversation material

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] AC: I have offended you. I am dreadfully Sorry.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] AG: offended? no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] AC: I Shall never mention the Subject again.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] AG: uh... unsettled? yeah a little

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] AG: ehehe okay that's probably for the best

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] AG: well hey one of these 'octodudes' is trying to get my attention so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] AG: I should probably skedaddle

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] AG: it was pretty cool talking to you minus the little faux pas at the end, you're pretty cool for a mutant

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] AC: I underStand. Till our next meeting, fair one.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] AG: a little creepy but I think you can learn ehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] AG: bye!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] gave up trolling allegedChlorofiend [AC] at 04:19 --