Caramelelly072315

 -- celestialThespian [CT]  began pestering caramelizedCaterer [CC] at 02:08 --

 [02:08] CC: You will not.

 [02:08] CC: BELIEVE.

 [02:08] CC: The day I've had.

 [02:09] CC: I've got salted caramels coming out of my ass, Elly. Everything is so salty.

 [02:09] CT: "Hello Carmelita"

 [02:09] CT: "Oh my"

 [02:09] CT: "Please, share your salt with me"

 [02:09] CC: I was assigned a partner by our DEAR GodOS.

 [02:09] CC: Guess what caste!!!

 [02:10] CC: :'D

 [02:10] CT: "Oh?"

 [02:10] CT: "How coincidental, do tell"

 [02:10] CC: WARRIOR. :D

 [02:10] CT: "Oh"

 [02:10] CT: "Oh my god"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:10] CT: "Carmelita, I'm.. I'm so sorry"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:11] CC: I put in a request to change it, which happened to go to some losers at the part I was catering.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:11] CC: It went through!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:11] CC: Can you guess who they gave me as my new partner?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:11] CT: "Oh how lucky, who?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:11] CC: THE SAME WARRIOR. :D

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:11] CT: "Oh my GodOS"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:12] CC: Then, of course, who shows up to help me bring my stuff home? That warrior.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:12] CC: Surprisingly enough he seems like an okay guy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:12] CT: "Silver linings right"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:12] CC: Saved me from an exploding building, which is a thing that happened.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:13] CC: Apparently a meteor fell?? I dunno.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:13] CT: "Oh yes I hard about that, you were THERE?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:13] CC: Mhm.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:13] CT: "At least it wasn't your fault this time, like that time with the caramel and 3 chickens"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:13] CC: Ugh, listen, that's behind me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:14] CT: "Are you ok, at any rate? You weren't hurt?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:14] CC: Nah. He got a bunch of glass in his swole abs, but I helped him with that before he went back to his barracks.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:15] CC: I just can't believe this!!!!!!!!!! GodOS, assigning ME such a low partner. My reputation is ruined!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:15] CC: How'd your day go? You mentioned... a coincidence?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:15] CT: "If it makes you feel any better, I was assigned a partner as well"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:15] CT: "A companion"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:16] CC: Ohhhh, lucky you!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:16] CT: "Not lucky for her thhough"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:16] CT: "I got the impression she didn't like me much, plus I am not exactly an upgrade for her rank"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:17] CT: "but I'm sure we can work past this. She proved to be excellent at teamwork"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:17] CC: Teamwork, eh?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:17] CC: Did you get stuck in an elevator or something?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:17] CT: "Not exactly, but I did get the opprotunity to see her bedroom"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:18] CC: Oooooooh.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:18] CC: Hahah, was that on the first date too?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:18] CT: "I do not know if Date is the word I'd use"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:18] CT: "we had never met before that"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:19] CC: Ah. Chance meeting?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:20] CT: "Well, after GodOS assigned us as partners, I had happened to be assigned to her as a server. So then when I started leaving machines in her room and coerced her out of hiding, we realized we were the peole we were assigned as partners to"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:20] CT: "so yes"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:20] CT: "chance meeting"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:21] CC: ...What?? Server? Huh???

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:21] CC: I thought you were an actor.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:21] CT: "Thespian"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:21] CT: "It is a game called Splex"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:21] CT: "apparantly both me and Blake were playing"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:22] CC: Oh, a video game.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:22] CT: "sort of"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:22] CC: Why were you assigned to play a video game?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:22] CT: "Well"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:22] CT: "it seemed to be more"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:22] CC: Why were we assigned partners anyway??? And what's up with the mission I keep hearing about?????

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:22] CT: "Have you ever played Sims ((or twink equivalent))?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:23] CT: "It was like that"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:23] CT: "except real"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:23] CC: Real.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:23] CC: As in...?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:23] CT: "The 'mission' according to the message I recieved from GodOS, is to play this game, as it is important to the survival of the twink species"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:23] CT: "As in I could use my cursor to move things in her room around"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:24] CT: "like computer telekinesis"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:24] CC: That sounds like a bunch of baloney.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:25] CC: Are you pullin my hamstring here? Emphasis on ham.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:25] CT: "I have never been in a play as far stretched as this, and yet, it is truth"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:26] CC: I mean, that's just absolutely preposterous!!!! Am I going to have to do that too?? Because I'm AWFUL at computer games.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:26] CT: "so am I, but I managed"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:26] CT: "I imagine the real fear will be when I enter"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] CC: I hope whoever does it for me doesn't mess up my pitifully small room!!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] CT: "The machines are rather big"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] CT: "walls might have to be broken"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] CC: Ugh, but my neighbors hate me!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:27] CT: "I hope your neighbors have good rooms you'd want"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] CT: "It doesn't matter, they won't be your neighbors"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] CC: Yeah, we'll be roommates then!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] CC: Which sounds AWFUL.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] CT: "Nope"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] CC: Nope??

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] CT: "When you complete the "entrance" into the game"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] CT: "your living space is, as it seems, teleported"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:28] CT: "To a diffeerent world"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] CC: And I assume I sprout wings and an elf comes by to tell me I'm part of some prophecy to save the universe?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:29] CT: "I have seen neither of thos things"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:30] CT: "but trust me, Blake is no longer in Arena"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] CT: "soon, neither will I"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] CC: And, what, me neither?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] CT: "I do not know"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:31] CT: "Are you a player?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] CC: Uh...??

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:32] CC: Maybe?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:34] CT: "It seems all too coincidental that I was assigned a romantic partner and that person is my game partner as well"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:35] CT: "Perhaps you will be seeing more of this Warrior in the future"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:35] CC: Alright. I'm not exactly HAPPY about ANY of this, but maybe he can be put to good use!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:36] CC: Hahah, not to overstep my uh, lady boundaries, of course, noble male.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:36] CT: "Uh huh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:38] CT: "I hope my server is as good a server as I am though"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:38] CC: I hope my server is as great as me too!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:38] CT: "If the pattern is the same, it will likely be your partner"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] CC: Agh, I hope he's as good at computers as he is at absorbing glass!!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] CT: "He is a warrior"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:39] CT: "I would not count on it"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:40] CC: I'm trying my best to be ~POSITIVE~ about this situation, though I think I'm better at fooling my clients than I am myself.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:40] CC: But that's no reason to give up all hope, right!!!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:40] CT: "sure"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] CC: Hey, if we're transported to another world, does that mean we never come back and have to deal with any social stigmas or consequences of being rocketted to the lowest class possible??

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] CC: Because that would just be DANDY.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:41] CT: "I do not know"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] CC: Well, I honestly can't WAIT to get started!!!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:43] CT: "It is great to see such boundless optimism!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] CC: YUP!!!!! I pride myself on my ability to make it through ANY situation, no matter how horribly depressing, with at the very least a sarcastic grin on my face!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:44] CT: "Good job!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:45] CC: So, you HAVE to tell me more about your new partner!!! Spill the BEANS!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:46] CT: "Well, She is a companion named Blake. She doesn't like it when mysterious forces start moving her furniture, and she has remarkable aim with throwing needles"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:48] CC: Sounds great!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:49] CC: I'll have to meet her sometime, oooh, and find out her favorite tea...!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:50] CT: "I'll be sure to ask her. if you will be joining us in the game, we will all have to get to know each other I imagine"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] CC: I did meet what I assume were two other players, Annie and Clark, at the party I was catering.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] CT: "Never heard of them"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] CC: I think I mentioned losers who assigned me the same warrior?!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:51] CT: "Oh my godos"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] CC: So this will be FUN!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] CT: "I'm sure it will all work out"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:53] CT: "Who knows! It could be a modern romance"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] CC: Ah, yes. A food prep and a warrior. Star-crossed lovers.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:54] CT: "An obvious romance is a boring one"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:55] CC: I'd be looking for a different kind of modern romance, I think.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:56] CC: One with less class distinctions and less males. And more food. In fact, forget the romance!! Just caramel will do!!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [02:57] CC: You must understand. You are a THESPIAN!! You've played all SORTS of unorthodox romances, I'm sure!!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] CT: "Please, do not remind me of your disturbing feederism"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:00] CT: "And yes, I have, but a woman falling for her cake is not one of them. A tradgedy perhaps"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:29] CC: Egh! No, nothing like feederism. I'm JOKING!! JeezOS.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:30] CT: "Uh huh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:30] CC: Anyway, thanks for your support here. I know it must be tough to stay friends with someone whos class has just considerably dropped.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:31] CT: "I've been leagues below you until now =P"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:32] CC: Oh, that's true!!! Clever thinking.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:40] CT: "I'll see you later, hopefully. Bye Carm"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [03:41] CC: Seeya later!!!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> -- celestialThespian [CT] ceased pestering caramelizedCaterer [CC] at 03:41 --