110113-(OOC)If you were gay...

 CGA: ah i have to go to a party today

 CGA: i havent been to a party in like 4 months

 CCA: I was at a party last night...

 CGA: leon's gonna be there, and we're going to call each other doir and leon

 CUV: and then make out for a few hours I assume

 CCA: Mhmm sexy...

 CGA: whoa there

 CGA: <> only

 CUV: yeah right

 CCA: <3 FTFY...

 CURRENT acquiredCarne [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

 CAC: I have $10 riding on at least 2nd base

 CCA: 5$ on 3rd...

 CUV: I've seen the way you comment at one another

 CGA: why the shit does everyone want me to do the do

 CGA: | #jfc

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: that's got 15:1 odds

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: risky bet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CUV: ca lives on the edge

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: ill make out with someone else to make him jealous

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: I didn't choose the thug life...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: and it didn't choose me xD...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: should i bring a large machete

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: at least get to 2nd base, I need more money

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: i am being dirk fucking jeager, he would have a machete

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: ffs just kiss the boy...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CUV: woah-oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: we'll just fester in awkward sexual tension whilst denying who we truly are

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: play spin the bottle or 7 minutes in heaven...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: I'd still watch it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CURRENT abyssalArrowaway [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> Hello

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: lol i called him gay today and he just sort of looked at me and sighed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: so i said im gay too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: and i had to restrain myself from winking

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: <33333333333333...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CUV: winking?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: i think...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CURRENT arcaneArtisan [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAA: wonking

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: put all your money into this shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CUV: you should have just latched onto his face

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: like a leech

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: i wonk at everyone but wonking at him after calling each of us gay would have been really awkward

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: Like a xeno larve...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CUV: tounge that motherfucking into submission

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: No it would have been peGrandpa reddit (talk)rfect...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> Sloppy gay make outs are fun

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: so, stick your dick in his mouth and lay your eggs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CUV: ahhh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: AC is a true romantic...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: p much thats the plan yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CUV: memories from CoC

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: but i gotta make him jealous first

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> Give him the D

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: ^^^...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: I know what the ladies like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: and the guys

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: Make him your boyfrien...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: give him the d later...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> Lol

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: jeez, i dont swing that way

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: i mean, not usually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: wooooonk...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: but maybe i can make an exception ;)

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CUV: prick

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: leading us along like that...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: 90 degrees one way, 270 degrees the other, same thing really

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: omfg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CUV: xD

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: Is doir http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LN_L85b2zQ ...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: yeah i fit like all of the gay stereotypes so i guess im european

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: or

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: you just have to acccept yourself...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: but i want to do the do into a different do part

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: you mean the butt?...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: butts are nice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: the butt isnt technically a do part

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: Since CC isnt here...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: the ear?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: nose?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: the

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: *whispers*

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: vajayjay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: ~^.^~= butts =~^.^~...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: [sirens intensify]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: Thats a funny way to spell penis...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAA ceased responding to memo.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: sounds European

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: | #jfc

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: Jesus would want you to acccept...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: yallmuthafuckasneedjessus...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CAC: Jesus on Jesus action gets me off

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: anti homosexual shit was added to christianity in the 1800s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: exactly...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: wasnt gods thing like, loving everyone?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: yes...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: you know, before he flodded the world...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: hmm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: and know he jusges your sins :D...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: Luckily Homosexuality isn't actualy a sin...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: so go forth GA...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: and get the booty...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CGA: what about the vixens

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: Just say you're a homo...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> CCA: You will instantly be all their best friends, and they will never try to get you again...