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[05:22] -- galactoidArrival [GA] began pestering gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 05:22 --

[05:23] GT: ~Why iʃ a raven like a writing deʃk?~

[05:23] GA: didnt we already do this riddle

[05:24] GT: ~Anʃwer the qveʃtion, pleaʃe.~

[05:24] GA: i dont fuckin remember dude

[05:24] GA: no answer?

[05:24] GT: ~It wovld ʃeem ʃami haʃ yet to inform yov.~

[05:24] GT: ~Fantaʃtic.~

[05:24] GA: inform me of what

[05:24] GA: man noone tells me shit around here

[05:24] GA: what happened

[05:24] GT: ~I've been replaced.~

[05:25] GT: ~Or at the very leaʃt, I'm in the proceʃʃ of being replaced.~

[05:25] GA: uhm, okay?

[05:25] GT: ~Yov remember my lovely dvplicate on LOʃAC?~

[05:25] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:25] GA: hahah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:25] GA: i told you so

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:25] GA: you didnt believe me but which of us motherfuckers is laughin now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:26] GA: we shoulda slit his throat right there man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:26] GA: wait unless youre him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:26] GA: in which case nevermind that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:26] GT: ~I am not.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:26] GA: yeah prove it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:26] GT: ~The writing deʃk riddle.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:26] GA: how do you know he wasnt watching us for that conversation

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:27] GA: how do i know i wasnt talking to the doppleganger then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:27] GT: ~If yov ʃpeak to ʃami, ʃhe will tell yov that I am vʃing it aʃ a code to differentiate myʃelf from my dovble.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:27] GA: how do you know youre not the doppleganger

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:27] GA: and hes the real one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:27] GT: ~For goodneʃʃ' ʃake, Doir.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:28] GA: this is why you dont mess with scifi shit like cloning and alternate timelines man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:28] GA: have you seen beau? hes a fuckin wreck cause of this shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:28] GT: ~I waʃn't INTENDING to create a dvplicate of myʃelf, yov know.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:28] GT: ~It ʃimply happened.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:28] GA: yeah but you opened the pandoras box

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:28] GA: you dont open pandoras box man thats rule 1

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:28] GA: and then you didnt kill your double

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:28] GA: when obviously hes going to turn out to be evil

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:29] GA: next time one of you fuckers should listen to me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:29] GA: anyway whatre you gonna do about it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:29] GA: need any help?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:29] GT: ~Yov can keep an eye on my dovble, I ʃvppoʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GA: yeah howm i sposed to know if its the double

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GT: ~I'm cvrrently on LOLWAT with Kate and ʃhovld remain there for qvite ʃome time.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GA: like if everyones walking up to him asking the riddle hes gonna know somethings up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GT: ~If yov ʃee me on the Ark, aʃʃvme it iʃ the dovble.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GA: oh you bring kate but not me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GA: im hurt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GT: ~And yov won't be aʃking the riddle. I will be.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GA: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GT: ~I needed her. ʃhe'ʃ the Time player.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GA: yeah well. well im the mind player.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GT: ~I recrvited her to rewind my Denizen ʃo I can rekill it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GT: ~I highly dovbt yov're capable of that.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:30] GA: why do you need to rekill your denizen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:31] GA: and you dont know me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:31] GT: ~Becavʃe it iʃ one of the reqvirementʃ on Libby'ʃ Primer.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:31] GA: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:31] GA: that sounds like effort

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:31] GA: oh man have i told you about nate and i

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:31] GT: ~Yeʃ, well, I haven't been ʃimply waltzing with the Herald theʃe paʃt 6 monthʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:31] GA: we're totally dating man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GA: incognito, he doesnt wanna be seen with me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GT: ~The dance iʃ mvch more complex than that.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GA: also i have to be dina all the time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GA: what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GT: ~Oh, congratvlationʃ, I ʃvppoʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GA: whyre you dancing with the herald

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GT: ~Training.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GT: ~It'ʃ qvite effective, really.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GA: you gonna dance your denizen to death

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GT: ~No.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GA: gonna invite them to a ball and then have a contest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:32] GA: blast him with your space moves

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:33] GT: ~I am going to enter into a 'battle trance', which ʃhovld theoretically heighten my combat ʃkillʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:33] GA: sounds like some anime bullshit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:34] GA: and theoretically my ass dude you can only get better through milestones

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:34] GT: ~Yov wovld be ʃvrpriʃed.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:34] GA: wait unless you actually earn milestones through training

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:34] GA: is that how it works? shit, man, i thought we got those for accomplishing things, like beating worlds and killing jack

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:35] GA: speaking of beating worlds goddamnit i need to get invited to more parties so i can get more milestones im way behind on this shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:35] GT: ~Well, I don't believe I've gained any mileʃtoneʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:36] GA: yeah and that means you havent actually gotten any better

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:36] GA: its all in the stats man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:36] GT: ~And the ʃtvntʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:36] GA: those too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:37] GA: whyre you bothering to talk to me dont you have shit to be doing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:38] GT: ~The Denizen iʃ proving more difficvlt to track down than expected.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:38] GA: everyones havin these cool ass adventures and im just talking to fuckin slugs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:38] GT: ~ʃlvgʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:38] GA: its a long story

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:38] GA: escaryogurt wants me to learn shit about ropes and crap

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:38] GA: and some other stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:38] GT: ~Eʃcar...yogvrt?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:39] GA: gastrogod yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:39] GT: ~Thiʃ failʃ to clear thingʃ vp.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:39] GA: yogi snaila

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:39] GA: sodium slug

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:40] GA: terror in a shell, whatever you wanna call him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:40] GT: ~ʃo ʃome ʃort of...ʃlvg myʃtic, from what I'm gathering?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:40] GA: hes one of my worlds consorts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:40] GA: yknow. the world with salt. and razors.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:40] GA: fun place.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:40] GA: or maybe hes all of them. or just using the royal we. im not sure.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:41] GT: ~Confvʃing.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:41] GA: yeah its a lot harder on my end mr i have wings and i dont have to climb a rope

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:42] GT: ~Ropeclimbing?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:42] GA: yeah, and while youre up there prancin about in the sky takin your wings for granted why dont you kick over the ladder too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:42] GT: ~Ladder?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:43] GT: ~I'm afraid I don't have the ʃlighteʃt idea what yov're talking abovt.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:43] GA: hahah suck it i have secret knowledge

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:44] GT: ~How wonderfvl for yov.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:45] GA: yeah so like if i see your double what do i do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:45] GA: do i kick him in the trollballs or do i like pretend i dont know hes the fake

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:45] GT: ~Act natvral, I think. There'ʃ no need to alert him to the fact that I'm aware of hiʃ ʃcheme jvʃt yet.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:46] GA: what are his schemes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:46] GA: whats he even doing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:46] GT: ~Attempting to fill Libby'ʃ Primer before I am able to.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:46] GT: ~And cvrrently ʃvcceeding, vnfortvnately.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:46] GA: yeah nobody filled me in on what primers even are

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:46] GA: like, ever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:46] GA: no, dont bother explaining it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:46] GT: ~Oh, all right.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:47] GA: you referenced it pretty casually im sure everyone already knows and we dont wanna put the viewers through too much redundant exposition

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:47] GA: 'god, we already KNOW about the alien shit, move on already! what, do you think we're so stupid we need it explained ten times?!' they yell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:48] GT: ~Thiʃ beginʃ to grate my nerveʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:49] GA: mine too, man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:49] GA: mine too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:52] GA: i was being sarcastic dude explain what a flippin primer is already

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:52] GT: ~Well, yov covld have made that a tad clearer.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:54] GA: well jeez sorry i just assumed everyone was ignoring my insane rambling by this point

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:54] GA: you dont seem to be taking heed any of the sane parts when i say them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:55] GT: ~Did yov perhapʃ think that the reaʃon for thiʃ iʃ becavʃe they're embedded in the inʃane partʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:55] GT: ~Hm, that covld have been worded better.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:55] GT: ~Think abovt? Conʃider?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:55] GT: ~Conʃider, yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:56] GA: 'one mark of a cloudcuckoolander is when, ninety percent of the time, you think the character is just plain nuts, but ten percent of the time, you suspect that the character is in fact the only sane man on the show.'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:56] GA: 'in other words, a cloudcuckoolander has massive knowledge and understanding of the workings of the universe, but a poor way of communicating it to everyone else.'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:57] GA: 'unfortunately, when they are genre savvy, nobody else is'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:57] GT: ~Well, not everyone here knowʃ of the...natvre of ovr exiʃtence, and fewer ʃtill are qvite aʃ...brazen abovt it aʃ yov.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:57] GT: ~In fact, yov are the only one who reacheʃ that level of blvntneʃʃ, really.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:57] GA: i was more talking about the fact that nobody listens when i say 'the clone is evil' or 'jack being back is bad news'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:58] GA: if we ever encounter another cloudcuckoolander like me and nobody else is taking heed of their cassandra truths you know like hell *i* will be

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:58] GA: and then me and them will ride off into the fucking sunset while the rest of you losers get murdered by the monster of the week

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:58] GT: ~I'm ʃo happy for the hypothetical pair of yov.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:58] GA: i ship it already

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:59] GT: ~How vtterly ʃcandalovʃ of yov.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:59] GA: scratch off doir/nate ladies and gentlemen a new boat has taken to the seas

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:00] GT: ~"Thiʃ ʃhip Iʃ ʃailed By The People Who Ride On It Becavʃe ʃhipʃ Generally Do Not Have The Cranial Capacity To Navigate Dangerovʃ Waterʃ'?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:01] GA: sure, why not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:04] GT: ~It iʃ trvly the perfect ʃhip name.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:04] GA: man i hope our children arent as fuckin stupid as we are

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:05] GT: ~Optimiʃtic aʃ ever, I ʃee.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:05] GA: pessimists are ready

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:05] GA: eh, and realists

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:06] GT: ~Well, I covld not aʃcertain mvch in the brief glimpʃeʃ Libby ʃhowed me, bvt Lily ʃeemed the intelligent ʃort, if a bit...boiʃterovʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:06] GA: whos lily

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:06] GA: is that my child

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:06] GT: ~Yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:06] GA: my child with libby?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:06] GT: ~Indeed.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:06] GA: why lily?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:07] GA: i always thought rose was the best flower name

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:07] GT: ~I'm vnʃvre. I only know it iʃ the name ʃhe waʃ referred to with.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:07] GT: ~ʃhe lookʃ a good deal like yov, yov know. At the very leaʃt her hair iʃ jvʃt aʃ ovtrageovʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:07] GA: damn i didnt know libby had info on our kids

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:07] GA: i thought twinks couldnt have hair

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:08] GT: ~ʃhe iʃ only half-twink, yov mvʃt remember. The biologieʃ will not be identical.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:08] GA: yeah but you would think all of her libby genes would be dominant

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:08] GA: like how native americans cant have facial hair

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:08] GA: or half native americans or like 1/8 native americans

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:11] GT: ~I ʃvppoʃe yov can aʃk her when we reach their ʃeʃʃion. I myʃelf wovld like to know what circvmʃtanceʃ led to all fovr of Thiago'ʃ limbʃ to be replaced with robotic proʃtheticʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:15] GA: hahah cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:15] GA: maybe the circumstances were related to the whole selling his soul thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:16] GT: ~Don't remind me.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:16] GA: yeah dude that was pretty morally shitty of you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:17] GA: i mean youre supposed to be the one with the morals here dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:17] GT: ~Yeʃ, all right, yov can ʃhvt vp abovt it now.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:17] GT: ~I rather think I have learned my damned leʃʃon.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:18] GA: stop making deals with devils, yes, everyone seems to be learning that the hard way

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:18] GA: stupid shits

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:18] GA: man i forgot how fun talking via text is

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:18] GT: ~Well, if I'm to fill Libby'ʃ Primer, I'll have to once again.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:18] GA: you can totally just say whatever you want without having to worry about people crying lmao

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:18] GA: oh my god

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:18] GA: you are literally going to get us all killed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:19] GT: ~One of the reqvirementʃ iʃ to make a deal with the horrorterrorʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:19] GT: ~I'm jvʃt aʃ worried aʃ yov are, believe yov me.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:19] GA: what kinda deal are you going to make

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:19] GA: dude dont you think maybe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:19] GA: like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:19] GA: you should just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:19] GA: give up?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:19] GT: ~NO.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:19] GA: youre getting a bit obsessed man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:19] GA: i mean i barely ever see you any more dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:20] GT: ~I CANNOT fail her again, Doir.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:20] GA: again?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:20] GA: what youve already failed her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:20] GT: ~I failed to complete her firʃt Primer. Mooregard died before I covld find him.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:20] GA: okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:20] GA: and youre still trying this even harder primer because...?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:21] GT: ~Becavʃe I am in love with Libby, and I will do whatever it takeʃ to make her happy.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:21] GA: you sound like a bit of a sycophant

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:21] GA: is she filling your super hard primer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:22] GT: ~I don't have a Primer.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:22] GA: why not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:22] GA: thats kinda unfair that you have to do so much shit for her isnt it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:22] GT: ~It iʃ the cvʃtom of twink ʃociety. It'ʃ not my place to qveʃtion the practice.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:23] GA: whyd you suddenly like fall head over heels in love with her anyway dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:23] GA: like what the hell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:23] GA: asshole

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:25] GA: what exactly was that 'thing with scarlet' anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:26] GT: ~I...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:26] GT: ~I cannot ʃay.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:26] GT: ~ʃhe might ʃee.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:27] GA: okay and she wont think its suspicious that you did something secret with scarlet to fall in love with her gotcha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:27] GT: ~ʃhe doeʃ not know, cvrrently.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:27] GT: ~I do not intend for her ever to know.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:27] GA: what would she do if she did know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:28] GT: ~I am not ʃvre.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:28] GT: ~Likely ʃhe wovld not ʃtay with me for long after.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:28] GA: man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:28] GA: i can blackmail you into doing anything for me now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:28] GA: youre lucky im such a good friend and not yknow like salty about you dumping me or youd be so fucked

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:29] GT: ~Moʃt likely, yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:29] GA: you suck at keeping secrets dude. you dont just tell the chaotic guy your super secrets. like what are you expecting to happen.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:29] GA: i mean i know im doing this whole 'bored with insanity time to be more sane' thing but still

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:29] GA: pretty dumb move there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:30] GT: ~Then what wovld yov have had me do? Walk away with nary an explanation aʃ to why I abandoned yov with nary a look back?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:31] GT: ~ʃimply ʃmile and ʃay 'Terribly ʃorry, bvt I love another now. No hard feelingʃ.'?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:31] GA: yeah dude thats the 'sure to never backfire on you in a dramatic and absolutely life-shattering way' approach

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:31] GT: ~Bvt it wovld have HVRT yov.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:32] GA: it hurt me anyway dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:32] GT: ~More than it already wovld, in any caʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:32] GA: and like id even suspect anything

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:32] GA: cmon 90% of my decisions are completely on impulse why would i think anything is up with someone else doing it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:32] GT: ~...I wovld hope yov think me better than that.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:33] GA: dude youre an idiot of course i dont

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:33] GA: when i get to say 'i told you so' to people they get automatically demoted to 'idiot' status in my book

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:34] GT: ~Well.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:34] GT: ~I ʃvppoʃe I'll be going, then. No ʃenʃe in my dragging yov down with my inferior intellect any longer.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:35] GT: ~Yov have ropeʃ to climb, whatever the hell that meanʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:35] GA: hell yeah i do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:35] GA: see you later, you stupid fishy fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:35] GA: lmao

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:35] GT: ~Yov don't even care, do yov.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:36] GA: care about what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:36] GA: the fact that youre on a dangerous mission and could likely die, and youre only doing it because youre desperately and or magically in love with someone who has really high standards?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] GT: ~No.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] GT: ~Never yov mind.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] GA: wait what did you mean then

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] GT: ~It'ʃ clearly not important.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] GA: whats not important

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:37] GA: you gotta tell me dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:38] GA: you? are you saying i dont care about you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:38] GT: ~How ever did yov gveʃʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:39] GA: well theres you here, and me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:39] GA: why would you think i dont care about you man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:41] GT: ~Talking to ʃomeone doeʃ not neceʃʃarily eqval caring abovt them.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:41] GT: ~I ʃpeak to ʃcarlet, on occaʃion.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:41] GA: what made you possibly think i dont care about you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:42] GA: wtf dude you think just cause we havent crossed paths so often lately and im taking out my bad moodness on you means i dont care any more?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:43] GT: ~Well, it wovld appear I'm an idiot now ʃimply becavʃe I'm not qvite aʃ 'genre-ʃavvy' aʃ yov.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:43] GA: i give you guys shit about that like every day

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:44] GA: you may have forgotten, but we're best friends, dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:45] GT: ~I haven't forgotten!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:45] GA: yeah sure seems like it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:45] GA: i mean how much personal plot shit have you done that ive missed? like ten things?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:45] GA: man we used to talk like every day and the last time i saw you was like months ago now i think

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:46] GT: ~That'ʃ not trve! We had dinner in the commiʃʃary together!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GA: yeah and how long ago was that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GT: ~I...I don't know.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GT: ~Recently?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:47] GA: dude that was like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GA: wait how long have we been on the ark so far

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GA: six months?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GT: ~That ʃovndʃ right, yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GA: yeah and i talked to you before dating nate (which was around three-four months in) but after we went to losac (three months)...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:48] GA: so that makes it about three months ago

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GT: ~THREE MONTHʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GA: yeah man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GA: thats like how long our whole damn adventure in the session was

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:49] GA: or, wait, that was like... october... to... we had valentines day, right?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GA: uhhh...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GA: yeah whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GT: ~There waʃ that one odd event that no one bvt Maenam appearʃ to remember.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GT: ~I believe that waʃ arovnd Mateʃprit Day?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GA: yeah thats valentines day

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:50] GA: man, feels like forever ago

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GT: ~It trvly doeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GT: ~Bvt for goodneʃʃ' ʃake, THREE MONTHʃ? THREE?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: way to ignore your friends man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:51] GA: so fuckin hurt, you cant see it but there are just tears streaming down my face right now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:52] GA: because lately everyones taken up crying as their main interest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:52] GT: ~Goodneʃʃ. It'ʃ almoʃt aʃ if they have emotionʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:52] GA: yeah i tried the whole emotions thing and im honestly not impressed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:53] GA: was getting pretty... moral, and nice there.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:53] GT: ~Heaven forbid.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:53] GA: eh, sorry, im still pretty moral and nice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:53] GA: still a bit angry about how my mind training is going

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GA: still a lot of things

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:54] GA: but mostly frustrated. frustrated is what i am.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:56] GT: ~I'm...not entirely ʃvre how I've felt theʃe paʃt 6 monthʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GT: ~I've ʃimply been killing and dancing and killing ʃome more.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GT: ~There iʃn't really time to think.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GA: sounds fun

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GA: also sounds like youre completely obsessed

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GA: have you taken any free time to like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:57] GA: yknow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:58] GA: sit down

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:58] GA: maybe read a book

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:58] GA: christ

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:58] GA: youre overworking yourself to death, and seriads doing absolutely nothing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:59] GT: ~If I'm to maʃter every fraymotif I can and craft Legendary armor, the grind iʃ very neceʃʃary.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:59] GA: uh, dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:59] GA: you dont maybe wanna

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:59] GA: tell the rest how to do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[06:59] GA: so we can become useful too?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:00] GA: ????

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GT: ~We all know the method of pvrchaʃing Fraymotifʃ, and the method of crafting Legendary armor iʃ identical to that of craftin Legendary weaponry aʃ far aʃ I can tell.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:01] GT: ~Crafting, apologieʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GA: like we have the money or grist to do that dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GT: ~Yeʃ, exactly.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GT: ~Which iʃ why I've been killing every monʃter in ʃight on variovʃ landʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GA: dude that sounds fun as fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GA: i wanna come

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:02] GT: ~Perhapʃ after I rekill my Denizen.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:03] GA: why do you keep saying rekill

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:03] GT: ~Becavʃe cvrrently, my Denizen iʃ dead.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:03] GT: ~I killed it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:03] GT: ~Or rather, the other me killed it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:03] GA: oh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GA: and why do you have to kill it again, again?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GA: is this a primer thing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GT: ~Yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GT: ~I mvʃt kill my Denizen, alone and vnaided.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GA: but youre bringing kate with you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GT: ~In order for there to be a Denizen to kill, yeʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:04] GA: doesnt that count as aid

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:05] GT: ~I don't believe ʃo.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:05] GT: ~The exact wording waʃ 'kill my denizen ʃinglehandedly', ʃo it ʃhovld be all right.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:05] GA: hahah youd make a good lawyer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:06] GA: i mean, not really

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:06] GA: you seem like youd probably cry when the other lawyer started talking shit about you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GT: ~I'm flattered, really.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GA: sorry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:07] GA: being nice is harder than i thought

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:08] GA: im just too blunt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:09] GT: ~Yov ʃimply need to learn the wayʃ of ʃnarky commentary.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:10] GA: no, see, thats still mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:10] GT: ~Yeʃ, bvt it'ʃ mvch more enjoyable. It'ʃ ʃomewhat of a gvilty pleaʃvre of mine.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:11] GA: yeah i know how to snark dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:11] GA: and it can be fun but the point is to not be mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:11] GA: sami and maenam are already on their ways to being deadpan snarkers we cant have so many

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] GT: ~Maenam iʃ becoming ʃnarky?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] GA: i dunno, thats how she was during that adventure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] GA: she seems to have gone back to her bubbly, ignorant, unfashionable ways now though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:12] GA: status quo is god i suppose

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GT: ~I qvite like Maenam'ʃ faʃhion, I'll have yov know.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GA: yeah she can make some cool stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:13] GT: ~ʃhe made me the moʃt wonderfvl ʃvit in a faʃhion exchange once.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:14] GA: but a lot of it just makes me wonder if shes colorblind

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:14] GA: yeah dude ive seen that suit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:14] GA: dunno how you wear that unironically

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:14] GT: ~I'm not entirely ʃvre what yov're attempting to get at.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:14] GA: pfft

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GA: dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GA: 'gaudy' is an understatement

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GT: ~Yeʃ!~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GT: ~Iʃn't it ʃplendid?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GA: no, i mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GA: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:15] GA: gaudy is bad dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GA: its ugly, too bright, silly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GA: tasteless

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GT: ~Yov certainly are ʃtating qvite a lot of yovr perʃonal beliefʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:16] GA: dude cmon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] GA: its clearly being played for laughs that shes a terrible fashionista

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:17] GT: ~Oh, for goodneʃʃ' ʃAKE, Doir.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GA: youre just falling into it man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GT: ~I am qvite fond of Maenam'ʃ faʃhion, and yov're not abovt to convince me it'ʃ terrible ʃimply by ʃtating that yov diʃlike gavdy clothing.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GA: gaudy is not a good thing!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:18] GA: its- its in the definition!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] GA: for the record, sami thinks it sucks too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:19] GT: ~All right?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:20] GA: every word you say denying it is just adding to the joke

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] GT: ~Well, conʃider me the new covrt jeʃter, then.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:21] GA: yeah okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] GT: ~Oh goodneʃʃ, aʃ long aʃ we're on the ʃvbject of clothing, I created the moʃt MAGNIFICENT ʃvit while alchemizing the other day.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] GA: did you now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] GA: is it covered in sequins

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:22] GT: (( http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrumwwkLtA1qhnw3jo1_500.png look i actually found a picture of a 3 in the morning suit))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] GT: ~No, not...exactly.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] GT: ~Here, it'ʃ eaʃier to vnderʃtand if I ʃimply ʃhow yov.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] -- gregariousTroubadour [GT] sends the file 3inthemorningsuit.png --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] GA: pffffffffffheheheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:23] GA: wow

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:24] GA: that is so dorky its unbelievable

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:24] GT: ~*I* think it'ʃ rather nice.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:24] GT: ~It'ʃ not every ʃvit that giveʃ the illvʃion of being crafted from the fabric of ʃpacetime itʃelf, yov know.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:24] GT: ~Rather fitting for a ʃpace player, I think.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:24] GA: yeah, i mean, id wear it, but id only be wearing it ironically

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] GA: and i run around in panties ive set the bar pretty low

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] GA: though i havent in a while

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:25] GA: been rolling as dina for a few months now

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GA: i mean not that i havent been running around in panties as dina

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GT: ~Iʃ it...odd, being the oppoʃite gender for ʃo long?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GA: well, besides on particular incident with scarlet, its been pretty much the same

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GA: oh except the periods

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:26] GA: those suck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GT: ~...Yov have a diʃlike for pvnctvation?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GA: well kind of

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GA: no, thats not what i mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GA: ryspor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:27] GA: my genitals rip themselves apart internally and bleed out once a month

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:28] GT: ~Are yov ʃERIOVʃ?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GA: yep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GT: ~Why have yov not ʃovght medical ATTENTION yet?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GA: thats the worst part man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GA: this is NORMAL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GT: ~...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GT: ~Hvmanʃ are INʃANE.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:29] GA: you dont wanna know what happens if i change back during the process either man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GT: ~Pleaʃe feel free not to elaborate.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GA: IF I CHANGE BACK, RYSPOR.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GA: I BLEED.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GA: OUT OF MY DICK.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:30] GT: ~I ʃAID YOV WERE VNDER NO OBLIGATION TO ELABORATE~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GT: ~HOW HAVE YOV ʃVRVIVED Aʃ A ʃPECIEʃ THIʃ LONG~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GA: I DONT KNOW

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GA: BUT I WEEP FOR THE POOR SOULS WHO DIDNT HAVE TAMPONS BEFORE LIKE

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:31] GA: I DUNNO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: THE 1920S?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: I THINK THEY WERE ORIGINALLY INVENTED FOR ONE OF THE WORLD WARS TO BE BANDAGES OR SOMETHING.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GT: ~...Do I WANT to know what tamponʃ are?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: okay man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: so like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: its this little tube

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GT: ~I don't.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GT: ~I've decided I don't.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: trolls are lucky, ryspor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:32] GA: very lucky

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GT: ~Thiʃ iʃ becoming abvndantly clear to me.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:33] GT: ~Of covrʃe, we're incapable of reprodvction now that the mother grvb iʃ gone, ʃo it'ʃ a bit of a dovble-edged ʃword.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GA: true

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GA: but you have GRABBY TENTACLE DICKS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GT: ~Retractable grabby tentacle dickʃ, no leʃʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:34] GT: ~I ʃtill find it odd that hvman genitalia ʃimply...~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GT: ~Hangʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GA: your dick is way cooler than mine man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:35] GA: unfair

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GA: at least all three of our species' have butts

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GA: butts are a universal constant

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:36] GT: ~Hvzzah?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GT: ~I don't ʃee the appeal of poʃterior movndʃ, really. They're ʃimply...well, movndʃ on one'ʃ poʃterior.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:37] GA: youre just saying that cause you dont have the booty

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GT: ~I have qvite the booty, I'll have yov know.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GT: ~It'ʃ been deʃcribed aʃ 'pert'.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GA: nah man, your booty aint nearly as fine as mine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:38] GT: ~I highly dovbt that.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GA: psh. who called your booty pert? seriad?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GA: she just says that shit so she can get magic from us.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GT: ~Joʃʃik, actvally.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:39] GA: he had low standards

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GA: i mean, he went out with scarlet, didnt he

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GA: and tlaloc

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GT: ~ʃcarlet forced him into the relationʃhip, and Tlaloc waʃ in a qvadrant that practically reqvireʃ yov to have low ʃtandardʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:40] GA: eheheheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GA: either way, you cant deny that i have a beautifuller booty than you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GA: as well as a better rack ;D

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:41] GT: ~I haven't been Ryʃpra enovgh timeʃ to determine the ʃize of my rvmbleʃphereʃ.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GA: yeah well youve got a lot to contend with here, and youre already as thin as a stick anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GA: face it. im the hottest girl.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:42] GT: ~We ʃhall ʃee.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GA: yeah im so hot i got nate to fall in love with me beat that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:43] GT: ~With pleaʃvre.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GA: either way i was first to the magical girl scene

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:44] GA: i got dibs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GA: im *the* magical girl

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:45] GT: ~Mm, yeʃ, I ʃee.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GA: speaking of girls, youre gonna have to tell me what exactly scarlet did eventually

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:46] GA: cause cmon dude

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:48] GT: ~If yov're ʃo deʃperate to know, then aʃk her yovrʃelf. ʃhe likely haʃ wayʃ of enʃvring no eaveʃdropping can take place.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GA: um no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GA: i cant go ask scarlet things

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GA: there was an incident

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GT: ~An incident.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GA: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:49] GA: an incident

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:50] GT: ~All right, then.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GA: no, no man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GA: youre supposed to go

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:51] GA: 'oh right... the *incident*.'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GA: yknow because its a noodle incident we all know about but we dont directly address

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:52] GT: ~I've been away for three monthʃ, apparently.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GA: man youre doing this all wrong

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GA: just, whatever, forget about it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:54] GA: tell me what she did though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:55] GA: i mean i deserve to know

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:55] GT: ~Oh, don't yov pvll that card on me.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[07:56] GA: come on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GT: ~No.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GA: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GT: ~No.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:00] GA: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:02] GT: ~No.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GA: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GT: ~NO.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:03] GA: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GT: ~Doir.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GA: yes?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GT: ~I am not going to tell yov what happened with ʃcarlet.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GA: why not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GT: ~Becavʃe, aʃ I've ʃaid, Libby might ʃee.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:04] GA: did she whip up a harry potter style love potion

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GA: yknow if you have any babies while under the effects of that theyll never be able to feel true love

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GA: thats why voldemort cant

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:05] GT: ~Yeʃ, thiʃ iʃ exactly what happened.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GT: ~Well done, yov've gveʃʃed it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GA: okay either im completely wrong, or i just accidentally guessed correctly in a comedic way and in such a fashion that id never realize i had

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GA: but then again this could just be a deconstruction of that specific trope by me calling it out

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GA: damnit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:06] GA: foiled again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:07] GT: ~How terribly vnfortvnate.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:07] GA: okay now tell me man

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:07] GA: come on

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:07] GA: like dude its seriously uncool that youre not telling me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:08] GA: you have to at least promise to say it next we meet in person

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:09] GT: ~...Fine.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:09] GT: ~Alʃo, yov're not allowed to aʃk Ryʃpor Prime abovt it.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:09] GA: damnit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:09] GA: fine

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:10] GT: ~I had a feeling yov might try to exploit that loophole.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:10] GA: actually i hadnt thought of it nor would i really consider talking to your evil double

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:10] GT: ~That'ʃ good, then, I ʃvppoʃe.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:10] GA: was probably just gonna like, eat some food, maybe take a bath

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:11] GA: or read through order of the stick againi and look for quotes to quote

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:11] GT: ~Order of the ʃtick?~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:11] GA: and weep because the world was destroyed *right* as a dinosaur showed up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:11] GA: like seriously. worst timing ever. rip in peace order of the stick.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:12] GA: it was a webcomic

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:12] GT: ~Ah.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:12] GA: at one point one of the villains determines that the heroes know his party member is a vampire simply because theyre talking about his 'condition' freely rather than talking about it as a 'condition'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:13] GA: it is part of my new religion

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:13] GA: the holy book is tvtropes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:13] GA: this is like a psalm or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:13] GT: ~All hail and all that.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:14] GA: anyway im gonna go, like, smear jelly on the wall or something

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:14] GT: ~Oh, all right.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:14] GT: ~Ah, wait, before yov go:~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:14] GA: yeah that was a pretty weak excuse, nobodys buying that, i need to try harder

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:15] GA: oh?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:15] GT: ~I ʃhovld tell yov the fvll code, ʃo yov're fvlly prepared.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:15] GA: okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:16] GT: ~Aʃ yov've ʃeen, if it'ʃ me, I will begin any converʃation by aʃking why a raven iʃ like a writing deʃk. I'm covnting on my dovble to not have thovght of thiʃ code becavʃe it iʃ baʃed on an experience that I had that he did not.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:16] GA: pretty sneaky sis

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:17] GA: what do i say back to you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:17] GT: ~To add an additional layer of ʃecvrity, however, yov mvʃt reʃpond with the anʃwer yov told me Lewiʃ Carroll had come vp with to pleaʃe hiʃ fanʃ. If I ʃay that there iʃ no anʃwer, or act confvʃed, then it iʃ not me.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:17] GA: wait what was the answer he came up with again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] GT: ~I can't remember, and likely ʃhovldn't ʃay it in here, in caʃe he iʃ able to acceʃʃ my logʃ. Yov were the one who told it to me, in any caʃe. Yov ʃhovld theoretically be able to ʃearch for it if yov trvly cannot remember~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] GT: ~.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] GA: fuck it dude who cares im just gonna say 'penis' that good enough for you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:18] GT: ~I ʃvppoʃe it will have to do.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] GA: see ya later

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] GT: ~Pleaʃe inform the otherʃ that I am not to be trvʃted vnleʃʃ I vʃe the code aʃ well.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] GA: yeah, yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] GT: ~Vntil next time, Doir.~

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] <span style="color:rgb(0,150,0);">GA: damnit man now that youve talked over my goodbye i have to say it again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] GA: goodbye

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[08:19] -- galactoidArrival [GA] ceased pestering gregariousTroubadour [GT] at 08:19 --