080314-DaniJack

 [05:41] GG: Jack-hole.

 [05:42] GA: Ass.

 [05:42] GA: The better therm is "Jack-ass"

 [05:42] GG: Na

 [05:42] GG: I got this.

 [05:42] GG: Anyway, you should know Eddy's not got a way to harass you. I took my laptop back.

 [05:43] GG: Enjoy your freedom! Thank Anarchy!

 [05:43] GA: Wait what? What happened to Eddy?

 [05:43] GG: Let me write you a story.

 [05:44] GG: Once upon a time, some idiots dated. Then one idiot stole the cooler idiot's laptop and talked to like, everyone under the stupid conjoined trees like there was no tomorrow.

 [05:44] GG: This less cool idiot

 [05:44] GG: didn't think they'd get caught.

 [05:45] GG: But I found them and took my shit back.

 [05:45] GG: The end.

 [05:45] GA: Is this a comedy or a tragedy?

 [05:45] GG: Comedy!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:45] GA: So the idiot is alive.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:45] GG: Unless you're Eddy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GG: Just don't let him near your electronics.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GG: This was a friendly warning.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GA: Just, is he okay?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:46] GG: I don't know.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:47] GA: That's not exactly possible seeing as how you seem to have recovered your shit from him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:47] GG: I mean, if he put the fire out he's okay. It wasn't that big.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GA: God damnit. This was all for some stupid troll love thing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GG: Ew.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GG: No really I just wanted my laptop back.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:48] GA: And you arsoned him for a laptop?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:49] GG: MY laptop

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:50] GG: What, stealing is suddenly just okiedokie? Let's just pat him on the wrist?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:50] GA: You could have, i don't know, Take an arm or something. Full on arsoning seems like over reacting.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GG: AHAHAHAH. Full on arsoning.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GG: Right, cause a few carefully aimed fireworks are Arson.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GA: You said there was a fire

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:51] GG: Probably.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GG: Do I sound like I care?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GG: Go visit him or something. Jeez.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GG: Kiss his booboos

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:52] GA: No you don't. And i'm sure as hell not going there. But he lives on a fucking forest, please tell me you can connect the dots of what would happen if the idiot can't put it out.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GG: Whatever!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:53] GA: Seriously, what if you murdered some family of woodland creatures

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GA: Bambi, you killed bambi over a laptop

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GA: Didn't even dignify his death by eating him.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:54] GG: Poor bleeding heart! Let me send you a sympathies card.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:55] GG: I don't have time for this. There're eyes to be opened.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:55] GG: Shit to destroy.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:55] GG: Lives to change.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:55] GA: Well you sure as hell had a good start by destroying an ecosistem full of disney wet dreams

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GA: I wonder if bunnies can come back as vengeful ghosts? Is that a thing?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GG: The government loves that shit. Think about it. "NEW GOVERNMENT WOODLAND RESCUE TEAM SAVES FOREST FROM MYSTERIOUS ARSON. PRESERVATION AT ITS FINEST!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GG: And then they get you to donate

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:56] GG: and whatever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GG: Look, kid, I really got stuff to do.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:57] GG: Have fun feeling bad over nothing.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;"> [05:58] GA: The only one feeling bad here is poor godamned bambi