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[04:11] GA: Doir strolls up to Sami. "so, howd i do?"

[04:13] AA: "You were doing great until you crashed."

[04:13] AA: "Thanks for stopping me from racing though. You were right to worry."

[04:13] GA: "i was asking about how i did as a person"

[04:13] GA: "and no problem"

[04:14] AA: "Oh. You seem to be doing better. But making change stick is a lot harder than changing in the first place. Do *you* feel like you're a better person?"

[04:15] GA: "i dunno. i just talked to the twinks, and was resonsible and nice, and that felt like a good thing. also i was pretty good at caring about other people. that felt better too."

[04:15] GA: "i think im on my way to being good for good"

[04:16] AA: "Glad to hear it." She thinks about it for a minute. "So you talked to Libby, too? And she was just....fine?"

[04:16] AA: "She didn't try to bite your head off or anything?"

[04:16] AA: "I mean....not literally."

[04:16] GA: "yeah, actually, it went surprisingly well"

[04:16] AA: "Huh. I guess it's just me that makes her so angry then."

[04:16] GA: "i mean like, really unusually well. most of the other times i talked to her i pretty much fucked it up in the first five seconds."

[04:16] AA: She sounds a little bummed.

[04:17] GA: "its probably because i was reporting everything that happened, including the herald thing"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] GA: "and she seemed to feel bad about the ryspor thing"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] AA: "Mmm."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:17] GA: "shes gonna cut open my melon and teach me twink!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] GA: "that way i can read page books and become the strongest"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] AA: "Oh, she is?" Sami looks aside a litte, kind of embarassed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:18] AA: "I'm trying to learn Twink too. But I didn't want to ask Libby for more favors after how much I've put her through, so Ryspor's going to teach me."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] GA: "that sounds like fun. libby said when i asked her how long it might take to learn naturally that itd be six months, so you should be up to us in no time."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] GA: "maybe i can help too!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:19] AA: "...yeah, but your Lore is also two ranks higher than mine."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:20] GA: "well, im sure after this adventure we'll level up a bit"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:20] AA: "Yeah, I'm focusing on my Lore for a while. While keeping up my Breath."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:21] GA: "maybe we'll find more magic rocks and you can cheat too!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:21] GA: "im going to level up my computers and maybe fiddle around with that omniscience thing, to get everyone hacks like i did with maenam"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:23] GA: "heh, and maybe once i get better mind powers i can read boomers mind and figure out how to give us all fraymotifs"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:23] AA: "Heh."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:24] GA: "sami..." Doir looks at her with sad eyes. "do you think nate will ever like me back?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:25] AA: Sami looks away. "I'd like to believe he'll like us all again, Doir. But I'm not holding my breath."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:25] GA: "heheh, breath. im trying so hard, but he just doesn't seem to want to be even friends at all. like at this point id take the friendzone. even like, the awkward coworker zone."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:26] GA: "or at least the 'i wouldnt want to bring you to my house but i wouldnt want you to die' zone."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:26] AA: "Yeah. I think Nate's probably about as broken as any of us." She sighs a little. "He lost HIS girlfriend, too."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:26] GA: "i think hes always been broken, dude."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:26] AA: "I kind of want to comfort him about it....but I've tried comforting him about things in the past. I don't think he likes me much."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:27] AA: "But then again....I was a lot more annoyingly chipper in the past."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:27] GA: "nah, you weren't annoyingly chipper"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:27] AA: Sami looks over at Doir dubiously.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:27] GA: "you were pretty chipper, but you were like, holding us together"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:27] GA: "because we didnt have so much happiness to go around, yknow?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:28] AA: She sighs. "So now I'm letting everyone down by not being that girl anymore?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:28] GA: "no, now youre helping in different ways"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:29] GA: "and also, the whole pollyanna thing was getting old anyway"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:29] GA: "like breaking the cutie had to happen at some point"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:29] GA: "and now, you're competent!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:29] GA: "i mean extra competent."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:30] AA: Sami sighs, more or less ignoring all of this because she assumes Doir is *trying* to be nice.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:30] GA: He grumbles, "at least youre not trying to get yourself incestuously pregnant."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:30] AA: "That's true. I'm definitely not doing that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:31] AA: "Oh." She looks over at him. "Speaking of which. Did you know you have TWO kids in the post-scratch session?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:31] GA: "i have two kids??"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:31] AA: "One of them with NULL." She seems completely disbelieving of this.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:31] GA: "oh come on- what the fuck?!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:31] GA: "whos the other one?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:31] AA: "Yeah. Null would probably be physically ill over that one."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:32] GA: "wh- hey!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:32] AA: "Dunno. Scarlet pulled some sort of shenanigans and used Mystery DNA."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:32] GA: "oh god damnit"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:32] GA: "i bet its jack"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:32] AA: "Maybe it's Dina!" She says this while rolling her eyes.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:32] GA: "no, i was mostly joking about that. it would be horribly deformed, i would think, due to the whole super incest thing."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:33] AA: "Eh. It'd probably just be a clone of you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:33] GA: "yeah, thats probably what would happen"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:33] AA: "You and Dina probably have the same DNA, right?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:33] GA: "uh, technically, no?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:33] GA: "different chromosones"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:33] AA: "Oh. I don't know then."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:33] GA: "i doubt that even matters"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:34] AA: "You know who I think it is?" She has a conspiratorial look on her face.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:34] GA: "george washington"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:34] AA: "No, not George Washington. I'll bet it was Libby."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:35] GA: "ohmygod i may actually have a functional child then"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:35] AA: "Scarlet and she have that big rivalry between them, and Scarlet's got a mischievous streak a mile wide."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:35] GA: "yeah, but that makes it obvious"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:35] GA: "so its clearly not going to be libby *or* jack because those are the two most likely itll be"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:35] AA: "I guess." She shrugs. "I figure we'll find out eventually."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:36] GA: "yeah, whatever, not knowing who the father is doesn't stop many people"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:36] AA: "So what? You think it'll be....I dunno, Ilva or something?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:36] GA: "oh god i fucking hope not"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:36] GA: "also, that'd be impossible since she's just an illusion."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:36] AA: Sami laughs. "I think she'd be good for you! She might keep you on the straight and narrow."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:37] GA: "though being not possible makes things a very likely candidate to happen..." Doir grumbles something about the square cube law and quantum mechanics.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:37] GA: "i dont want to be straight, or narrow!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:37] AA: "You certainly wouldn't be able to bullshit your way around her."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:38] GA: "well, now im a god, i do what i want"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:38] AA: "You know what? I think I'm shipping you two."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:38] GA: "dear fucking christ no"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:38] GA: "also, i think shes dead"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:38] AA: Sami looks sad. "Oh. She is?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:38] AA: "I thought you said she ran off before the others tried to stop Jack!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:38] GA: "well even if she did he was really thorough"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:39] GA: "and tbh the elves all kinda look the same"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:40] GA: "...wait, do you have shipping on your sheet?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:40] AA: "Yeah. It's at +1."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:40] GA: "me and nate. when he comes back. us. red. hearts. ship. do it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:41] AA: "But....I don't know if I really ship it, Doir."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:41] AA: "To be honest with you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:41] GA: "wh- are you kidding me? team nice dynamite is the best ship!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:41] AA: "Team Nice Dynamite?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:42] GA: "yeah, its a play on the whole team boom thing, referencing a thing from roosterteeth"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:42] AA: "Roosters don't have teeth."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:42] GA: "thats not the point"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:43] GA: "anyway thanks for this list thing"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:43] GA: "some interesting combos here"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:43] AA: (( I didn't actually give it to him yet. But yeah, okay, we can say she sent it. =P ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:43] GA: (( pbpbpbpbp ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] GA: "oh! you got a kid with beau!"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] AA: Sami smiles. "Yeah."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] GA: "ooh, i wonder what we're like in the new place"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] AA: "And Balish." She sounds a little more confused about that one, but is warming to it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] GA: "that could be... interesting."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] AA: "So I've got a half-troll baby on that side I guess."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:44] GA: "ive got a half-troll too"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] GA: "i bet in the new place im complete shit"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] AA: "I hope he doesn't have something weird in his head like Balish. Or....like me, I guess." She looks a little ashamed.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] AA: "Oh god. Are my kids going to be cursed? And full of horrorterrors?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] GA: "nahhhhh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:45] GA: "dont worry about it, theyll be fine"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:46] AA: "I never even thought about it before. I never really thought I would HAVE kids."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:47] GA: "aw man, we dont even get to really raise our kids"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:47] AA: "Oh....yeah, that's right. I guess they're going to be as old as we were when we started playing, aren't they?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:48] GA: "yeah, i think that's what i heard"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:48] GA: "man thatll be kinda weird"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:48] AA: "Well it doesn't matter. I'll still be the best mom ever."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:49] AA: "Oh." Her face darkens. "But there'll be another Sami there, won't there? Scarlet said something about that. What if she's ALREADY the best mom ever?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:49] GA: "then there can be two best moms ever."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:49] AA: "But she'll have a lot more practice.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:50] GA: "true."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:50] GA: "man i hope my kids dont end up being assholes"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:50] AA: "Yeah."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:50] GA: "shit, they're gonna have to go through the crazy stuff we did, won't they?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] GA: "poor guys..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] AA: "No way! We'll protect them."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] GA: "we can try, yeah."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] AA: "...which means I guess I really *do* need to God Tier before we get there."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] GA: "its okay, we have plenty of time."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] AA: "So I can protect my kids."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:51] AA: "And Beau's, too! And everyone else's who didn't make it."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:52] GA: "oh man, so many poor kids'll be orphaned..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:52] AA: She gets a look of disgust on her face. "I can't believe they paired her with TLALOC of all people."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:52] GA: "yeah, thats kind of a dumb choice"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:52] AA: "But it's not the kid's fault."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:52] AA: "So I won't hold it against them."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:52] GA: "of course not. maybe they thought they could balance out tlalocs shit with beaus niceness"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] AA: "Still, gross."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] AA: "Yeah, I guess you're right."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] GA: "i wonder if there we'll be adult friends?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:53] AA: "Dunno."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] GA: "i hope we are"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] AA: "The only thing I know is that Sami and Beau aren't together." She looks sad.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] AA: "Scarlet said so."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] GA: "it's okay, maybe they're friends."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:54] AA: "Maybe."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GA: "did you see how i totally went ghost and distracted boomer so we could win?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GA: "that was so cool."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GA: "and, somehow, not rulebreaking."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] AA: "Yeah....I don't think he's going to be happy about that."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:55] GA: "its okay, i told him i was a random hedgehog ghost, he'll never know it was me. maybe ill wear a hat."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GA: "just to be safe we should probably never speak to him again"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] AA: "Doir....that hair of yours..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GA: "what about it?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] AA: "...I just don't know if there's anyway he's not going to realize it was you."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GA: "what, you mean this spiky stuff?"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] <span style="color:rgb(100,149,237);">AA: "Yeah."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:56] GA: Doir pulls it off, revealing short, black hair. "this is a hat."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] AA: Sami's eyes go wide and her mouth gapes open.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GA: "hahah just kidding lmao"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GA: He pulls off another, short black wig, and his spiky hair pops out.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] AA: "..."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GA: "man, ive been wearing that for years hoping to get a chance to use it"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] AA: (( Did you just pull a Mai on me? =P ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:57] GA: "so worth it"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] GA: (( yes ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] AA: (( what the fuck. I'm so proud. ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] AA: (( but how the fuck am *I* the Yukko? ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:58] GA: (( lmao ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[04:59] AA: Sami sighs. "Fine. You had me going for a moment there."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:00] GA: "heheheheh"

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:02] GA: "anyway, im gonna go sit over there and wait for stuff to happen again. and maybe think up some sympathetic lines in case people get hurt or something."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:03] GA: "just come talk if ya need somethin, sami, see ya."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:04] AA: "You shouldn't have to think of li--" she sighs. "Okay, fine, Doir. At least you're trying."

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[05:04] AA: "Later Doir."