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[11:07] -- galactoidArrival [GA] began pestering acquiredCarne [AC] at 23:07 --

[11:07] GA: heyyyy nate

[11:08] AC: yes?

[11:08] GA: things are looking so good

[11:08] GA: like, great

[11:08] AC: ok?

[11:08] GA: dean is evil and beau's ex troll boyfriend wants to beat her in chess

[11:08] GA: and cause her to die from embarrasment

[11:08] AC: um

[11:08] GA: youre deans server

[11:08] GA: can you table him please

[11:09] AC: table for one

[11:09] AC: coming right up

[11:09] GA: you should pester him after he's been tabled

[11:09] GA: just to tell him he's dumb

[11:09] AC: ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:09] AC: there's still some

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] AC: context I'm missing here

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] GA: yeah thats what beau said

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] AC: like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] AC: why a table

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] AC: there are much heavier

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] -- galactoidArrival [GA] sends AC beaudoirtalk.txt and beaudoirtalk2electricboogaloo.txt --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] AC: things lying around

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] GA: maybe she mentioned context of why he's evil?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:10] GA: actually no she didnt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] AC: great

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] GA: dean probably knows beau is on to him, and now tlaloc wants to kill her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] AC: haha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] AC: I'm so proud

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] AC: stirring up shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:11] AC: just like me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] GA: im considering asking beau why dean is evil

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:12] GA: but i already talked to her twice...

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] AC: wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] AC: who the fuck is Tlaloc?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] GA: brown troll who uses x instead of s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] GA: er, brown blooded

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:14] AC: I've never talked to any of them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] AC: scared of me I bet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] GA: yeah it seems some of them are nice and some are evil

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] AC: but

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] AC: they're all our enemies

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] GA: nah, we have a truce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:15] AC: fuck the truce

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] GA: also, we're playing the same game, so it doesnt matter

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] GA: if we work together we both could win

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] AC: we already have one of those assholes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] AC: trying to kill a teammate

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] GA: jack isnt a troll

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:16] AC: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] AC: you just said one of the troll

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] GA: oh, him

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] AC: yes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] GA: well he never explicitly stated he wanted to kill her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] GA: but it seemed kind of obvious

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] AC: well

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:17] AC: lets not give him the chance

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] GA: yeah that was the plan

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] GA: he seemed convinced we could physically get to each other somehow? so theres that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] AC: if we can

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] GA: we're going to have a chess match and probably gank him while he's playing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] AC: fun fun

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:18] GA: hopefully we won't have to resort to murder, but honestly im sick of all of this evil shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] AC: murder isn't evil

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] AC: it's survival

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] GA: there are only so many shades of grey in morality

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] AC: some of us

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] AC: had to kill to eat

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:19] GA: hey ive murdered animals

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GA: just um, not that many

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] AC: this is no different

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] AC: survival is survival

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GA: haha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:20] GA: remind me to never, ever get on your bad side

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] AC: kinda too late for that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] GA: aw sheit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] AC: that whole throwing me under the bus thing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:21] GA: come on, i thought id be wrong

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] AC: well you were

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] AC: wrong about being wrong

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] GA: i didnt even have a chance to be wrong if whatever i said would be the right answer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:22] GA: and i gave up on ever talking to jack again, so theres that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] AC: too little

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] AC: too late

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] GA: alright

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] AC: remember this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] AC: if I survive

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] AC: you owe me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] GA: okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:23] AC: good

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:24] GA: hmm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:24] GA: i could make it up right now if someone has a spaceship

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:24] AC: how?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:24] GA: well my land is full of beaches, baby oil, and really hot elven ladies

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] AC: uhhh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] AC: what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GA: i could invite you to one of their wrestling matched

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GA: i havent gone to any because uh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:25] GA: you could go to one though

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:26] AC: tempting

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:26] GA: yeah, but im trying to find out if theyre vampires first

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] GA: also i ever so slightly swing both ways, and they really have one dimensional personalities

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:27] AC: a bit too much info there

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GA: yeah im just trying to see if anyone wants them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GA: beau doesnt want them, tlaloc doesnt want them, nobody wants to take my fuckin elves

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] AC: they are yours

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GA: i dont want them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:28] GA: maybe if they are vampires i could send them to kill dean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] AC: I don't want to die

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] GA: maybe if they arent vampires i could send them to torture leon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] AC: heheh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] AC: that'd be

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] AC: pretty funny

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:29] GA: yeah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] GA: omfg

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] GA: i command an army

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] AC: oh shit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:30] GA: goddamnit, they dont have any spaceships

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] GA: according to the four of them currently sitting here making flower headband things for me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:31] AC: ok

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] AC: I have so many

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] AC: questions that I don't want answers to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] GA: you can have flower headbands instead, its okay

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] GA: anyway

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:32] GA: you should probably start talking to trolls

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] AC: ehh

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] GA: we're sucking them dry of information

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] GA: also theyre cool

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] AC: I don't know how to contact them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] GA: oh! by the way, is your info source 'sanguineOracle?'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] AC: umm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] AC: who told you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:33] AC: Beau?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:34] GA: beau gave me two handles of non-troll and non-human dudes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:34] GA: thats good, that means there are probably only two extra people to worry about

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:34] AC: what was the second one?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] AC: I'm pretty sure she gave me it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] GA: agh, lemme find it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] GA: ravishingCalypso

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] AC: yep

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] AC: that's the one

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] GA: alright

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] AC: that makes 3 of these assholes

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:35] GA: so that means; 12 trolls, 8 humans, three extras

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:36] GA: ive confirmed two trolls are non-threats, one is a threat, 7 humans probably nonthreat, one human is, and one extra confirmed as a threat

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:36] GA: the other two extras are wildcards

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:36] AC: have you actually talked to either of them

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] GA: no, neither are online currently

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] GA: but i intend to asap

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] GA: and i will only ask questions, no nonsense shit this time

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] AC: I haven't talked to RC, but don't expect much from SO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] GA: aight

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:37] AC: fucking 'yes'

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] GA: so... three confirmed threats to deal with.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:38] GA: thats not too much

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:39] AC: 3/9/11 is not good odds

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:39] GA: oh, and by the way, here's the evildean proof http://world-of-homestuck.wikia.com/wiki/110313-Beau-Dean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] GA: beau sent it to me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] AC: bitchin

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] AC: time to find a table

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] GA: definitely

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] AC: slam his ass

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:40] AC: off his dragons

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] GA: i thought i knew that guy, too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] GA: something must have fried in his brain

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:41] AC: the end of the world can do that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] GA: yeah, but i was hoping we could all save the 'fuck we killed everyone' issue until after we dealt with out current problems

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] AC: I mean

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:42] AC: I don't think these problems

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:43] AC: will be over anytime soon

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:43] GA: well they our internal crises will have to wait

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:43] AC: I doubt it

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:43] AC: besides you and Beau

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:44] AC: I haven't heard a peep from anyone else in a while

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:44] GA: hmm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:44] AC: probably dead

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:44] GA: yeah, i havent talked to sami or kate in a little while

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:44] GA: whoa

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:44] GA: uh, do you not have any faith in anyone?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:44] GA: its not really *that* hard to survive standing around in your house

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:45] AC: no

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:45] AC: I don't really have faith in anyone else

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:45] GA: hmm

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:45] GA: sounds like someone needs a friendship talk!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:45] AC: NO

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:45] AC: NOT THAT SHIT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] GA: too bad i dont know anyone well enough to give a good friendship talk to you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] AC: damnit

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] GA: also, anyone who could is probably dead

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] GA: or about to die

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] AC: now I'm hoping Sami is dead

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] GA: why

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] GA: omg is she a friendship person

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] AC: no more speeches

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:46] AC: never again

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:47] GA: ahahaha

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:47] GA: im so going to get a friendship speech

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:47] AC: you motherfucker

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:48] GA: anyway,

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:48] GA: cya later

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:48] AC: bye

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[11:48] -- galactoidArrival [GA] ceased pestering acquiredCarne [AC] at 23:48 --