082814FateDani

-- temeriticArduite [TA] began bothering garbageGourmandise [GG] at 02:46 --

 [02:46] TA: Fate is chillin in Dani's room, listening to music with her feet on the bed and her back on the pile.

 [02:47] GG: Dani opens her door and, "Oi, you just think you can be in here?"

 [02:48] TA: She doesn't respond, her feet moving to the beat that can be heard even from the door from her headphones.

 [02:49] GG: Dani flops on her bed and uncaptchalogues a half-eaten bag of "questionable 'cheese' and 'popcorn' product".

 [02:50] TA: She feels the weight on the bed and takes her headphones off. "hey gurl whats up

 [02:52] TA: She stops and pulls up her shades. "the fuck are you eatin"

 [02:53] GG: "One of those pale things had lunch with me." She eats a handful of the awful snack. "Whad, deesh? Riiiiigh, I fahgod you wuh on de oddeh side of *gulp* the continent."

 [02:54] TA: "is it good"

 [02:54] GG: "I mean. Do you like melted plastic bags?"

 [02:54] TA: "what"

 [02:54] GG: "Coated in military grade cheese powder?"

 [02:55] TA: "i mean yea theyre kinda great"

 [02:55] TA: "and by that i mean"

 [02:55] GG: "That is to say... not cheese"

 [02:55] TA: "what"

 [02:55] TA: "i dont want any keep it to yourself"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:55] GG: Dani shoves the bag in her face anyway.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:55] TA: She takes a nervous sniff.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:55] TA: ((what's it smell like))

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:56] GG: (( honestly? Like really dry but pungent macaroni and cheese ))

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:56] TA: Her nose crinkles. "is this edible"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:57] GG: Dani doesn't respond. She is licking the cheese off her other hand's fingers.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:57] TA: Fate nervously takes one and pops it in her mouth. She slowly chews it, making a face at Dani.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:58] GG: Dani raises her eyebrow.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:59] TA: She takes another. "my soul is melting" she eats it.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:59] TA: "ive been corrupted what have you done"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:59] GG: "What soul?"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:59] GG: "I didn't seen any of them crawly shits in here."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [02:59] TA: "the one i hide under my left tit"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:00] GG: "Whaaaaaaat." Dani drops the bag in Fate's lap and LIFTS UP FATE'S LEFT TIT.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:01] TA: Fate laughs. "im really good at hiding it"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:01] GG: "YEah no"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:01] TA: "youre gonna have to look harder"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:01] GG: "Nah."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:02] GG: Dani sits back and admires the cheesy handprint.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:02] TA: Fate looks down. "aw fuck you"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:02] TA: She tries to wipe the cheesy shit off.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:02] GG: "I'm eating. Jeez. You're insatiable."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:03] TA: Fate CHORTLES. Gotta use more words. Chortle. "oh please im just in touch with my mortality"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:03] TA: "me and death are fist bumping right now"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:04] GG: "Sorry, love, I'm in the mood for a nap."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:04] TA: "aight thats fine" She looks down again.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:04] TA: "just wish you had done it on a shittier shirt"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:05] GG: "You have like, three thousand shirts, Fate. Seriously."

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:05] TA: "yea but this one is awesome"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:06] TA: She stands up and starts changing, digging through the pile for pajamas.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:06] GG: Dani actually falls asleep. Cheesy hands and all.

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:07] TA: "jesus christ dude"

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:07] TA: She finishes changing after about ten minutes. Damn Fate it's just pajamas. (stfu dude i gotta get my soft on)

<p style=" margin-top:0px; margin-bottom:0px; margin-left:0px; margin-right:0px; -qt-block-indent:0; text-indent:0px;"> [03:08] TA: Fate crawls into bed next to Dani, her PJs are so FLOOFY.