Sorser Piraya

Your name is SORSER PIRAYA, and you are opulently dressed and ready to hit the tables. You are, of course, always dressed this way but tonight is no different. You stand in your swanky RESPITEVAULT, one of few like it in all of ALTERNIA, or EARTH for that matter. You are waiting to begin some sort of new game, but aren't exactly sure what it is. All you know is that the enticing allure of a game beckons to you. You are a HOPELESS GAMBLING ADDICT, you see. This would be a problem if you weren't AMAZINGLY GOOD AT STATISTICAL ANALYSIS AND PATTERN RECOGNITION. You tend to make so much money that most GAMBLEPORIUMS have BANNED you or set you up on a STRICT WIN LIMIT. You plan to utilize your skills later in life to become a HOARDEMANAGER and LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN.

When you are not enjoying your time BILKING HIGHBLOODS OUT OF THEIR MONEY, you are probably watching one of several of your HORRIBLY SHITTY HEIST MOVIES. You know they are mostly garbage, but you just can't help but love TROLL CLOONEY and his CONTRIVED PLOTS. You also enjoy sampling FINE CUISINE when you dine. Your time around STUFFY HIGHBLOODS has left you with a somewhat REFINED PALATE and you can't help but feel superior to any PLEBIANS who don't want to act PROPER. You also fiddle around with creating OBSTACLE COURSES and DANGEROUS GAMES OF CHANCE in your spare time. You usually test these on TROLLS and the occasional HUMAN who OWE YOU MONEY. Strictly non-lethal for the most part of course. Corpses don't produce money after all. Your HYPOCRITICAL DEMANDS, SMARMY AND SNARKY ATTITUDE, AIR OF FAUX-POLITENESS and STRANGE SPEECH PATTERN mean that everyone else tends to avoid you like the plague, but that doesn't bother you all that much.

Your chumhandle is theoreticalAcquisitionist and you 777 7end 70 speak in a s7range and s7il7ed manner 777

Life Before SBurb/Grub
TBD

Strife Specibus: blackjackKind. Sometimes people just don't want to pay up. You tend to change their mind.

Inventory Modus: Roulette Modus. You play a roll of roulette to determine what object you obtain from your inventory.

Theme Song: "Snakescale Swing "

Friends
Who knows right now?

OOC Contact Information

 * ooc Pesterchum handle = theoreticPenman


 * email address = itallgoboom@hotmail.com


 * reddit username = Palhinuk
 * Maenam's FATE sheet