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[01:53] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] began trolling aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 01:53 --

[01:59] GG: hey - know you dont wαnnα tαlk to me r-ght now but there -s someth-ng - wαnt to sαy:

[01:59] GG: -'m sorry

[01:59] AG: dude whatever it's cool can we just like drop all of this forever

[01:59] GG: wα-t whαt ser-ously

[01:59] GG: just l-ke thαt

[02:00] AG: yes

[02:00] AG: for

[02:00] AG: e

[02:00] AG: ver

[02:00] GG: αh

[02:01] GG: hey, - found out recently we cαn send th-ngs to eαch other us-ng the αlchemy equ-pment?

[02:02] AG: is that so

[02:03] GG: yeαh you just g-ve someone the code

[02:03] AG: sounds pretty cool

[02:03] GG: αnd they αlchem-t-ze thαt sh-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] AG: I'm... not really down for sharing any of my stuff

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] AG: it's all pretty dangerous to be honest

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] GG: - wαnted to show you someth-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:03] GG: here, αlchem-ze th-s

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] sends null the code for the poisonous snowflower --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:04] GG: be cαreful, -ts po-sonous

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] AG: well I've got a couple more things on my list, but I'll squeeze it in there ehehe

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:05] AG: thanks, jossik. you really definitely didn't have to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GG: cons-der -t α "-'m sorry - fucked up so bαd" g-ft

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GG: αlso

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:06] GG: α beg-nn-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] AG: a beginning of what?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:07] GG: α project

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] GG: - αm plαnn-ng on seαrch-ng th-s gαme for the most beαut-ful flowers -t hαs to offer

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] GG: αnd then comb-n-ng them w-th αlchemy unt-l - hαve creαted the most beαut-ful flower -n ex-stence

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:08] AG: ehehehe that sounds like m--- ergh jossik is this another thing for me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] AG: is this like just a cool friend thing or

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] AG: because like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] AG: fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] AG: man I'm trying to be nice about this but like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:09] GG: for now, -t -s just αn -deα

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] AG: ah

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] GG: -t -s noth-ng more unt-l you dec-des -t should be someth-ng more

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] AG: geeze jossik

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] AG: I don't know how to say this any plainer but like you really really REALLY shouldn't wait around for me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] AG: I can think of at least one person who wants you more than I do

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] AG: probably like

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] AG: several idk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] AG: try talking to sami, she's nice

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] AG: you need a nice girl

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:10] AG: like a super super nice girl

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] GG: null

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] GG: you αre worth wα-t-ng for

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] AG: oh my GOD

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] AG: just

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] AG: dude just stop

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:11] AG: I can't do this

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] AG: why don't you talk to scarlet or something I'm sure she's nice once she stops being crazy

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] AG: or sami! like I said, sami!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] GG: speαk-ng of scαrlet

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] GG: -'m mαd αs hell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] GG: αnd you should be too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:12] AG: about what

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13] GG: α few m-nutes αfter we f-n-shed tαlk-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13] GG: she swooped -n αnd tr-ed to persuαde me -nto jo-n-ng her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:13] GG: you should be mαd becαuse she tr-ed to use you αs α weαpon αgα-nst me

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] AG: how is that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] AG: she only meddles because she cares, jossik

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] AG: she told me a lot of things about balish I needed to hear

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] AG: maybe you should listen /:>

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] GG: becαuse she cαres, null?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] GG: she sαnded of my fuck-ng horns, null

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:14] AG: yes, she's certifiable but she actually does like you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] GG: no, she doesnt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] AG: at first it was just because you reminded her of her darling but she just keeps going on and on about how she admired your bravery and willingness to stand up to her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] AG: it's kind of gross, actually, she's like SO RED for you

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] GG: she sees me αs her eαs-est route to gett-ng herαld bαck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] AG: I don't think that's the case anymore.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:15] AG: but, you'll never find out if you don't give her a shot, that's for damn sure

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] GG: wow null you keep tell-ng me to g-ve crαzy psychopαths α shot

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] GG: mαkes α guy susp-c-ous

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:16] AG: well if you don't like my fucking opinions maybe you don't like me as much as you fucking thought how about that

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] AG: maybe just MAYBE I think I'm a little bit of a psycopath too and I can fucking understand where they're coming from!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] AG: they're not bad guys, jossik, the world isn't as black and fucking white as you'd like to pretend

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GG: cαlm your rumblespheres, g-rl

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] AG: they are REAL PEOPLE with REAL ISSUES and in scarlet's case REAL CRIPPLING LONELINESS

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GG: -t wαs just α sh-tty joke

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] AG: jack has kept her in that crypt alone and missing her betrothed for god, probably hundreds of sweeps

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] AG: can you blame her for being a little off her rocker?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:17] GG: no, - cαnt

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] GG: cαn you blαme me for not wαnt-ng to αssoc-αte w-th someone who tortured me for hours

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] AG: well I think you should give her a chance

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] AG: from a distance, at first, of course

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:18] AG: make sure she's done trying to replace someone awesome with someone who can't quite possibly compare

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] GG: you know whαt?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] GG: f-ne, whαtever

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] AG: good luck, jossik

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] GG: wα-t

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:20] AG: I think she can be the woman of your dreams if you let her

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] AG: and she'll be an incredible ally to have on your side

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] GG: why the fuck

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] GG: αre you try-ng to set me up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] GG: w-th SCARLET

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] AG: she likes you!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] AG: and like I said she's powerful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] GG: (( wait one ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:21] AG: we could always use someone powerful on our sides

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] AG: you don't have a patron twink yet!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:22] AG: balish has libby, I have jack. if you want to be a power player you better get with the program

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:24] GG: we both know th-s -snt αbout me becom-ng more powerful

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:26] GG: wα-t α m-nute

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:26] GG: jegus sh-t, -t wαs true, wαsnt -t?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:26] AG: what was

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:26] GG: the sh-t she wαs sαy-ng you sα-d

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:26] GG: (( wait one ))

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] GG: [07ɔ :37] RC: Nullαr <3 [07ɔ :37] RC: -'d love to court h-m <3 [07ɔ :37] RC: But you hαve to br-ng h-m to me. <3 [07ɔ :37] AG: Tαke h-m -f you wαnt. - wαsh my hαnds of thαt sh-t.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] GG: AG: - bαs-cαlly just pre broke up w-th h-m, th-s -s probαbly α fαntαst-c t-me to SWOOP -N [07ɔ :38] AG: send h-m some of those v-deos of me mαk-ng out w-th R-lset or someth-ng, -dk

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] AG: well I guess that shouldn't be a surprise that she sent EVERYTHING

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:27] AG: there's a lot of important context missing

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:28] GG: such αs

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:28] AG: like the part where she and I were talking you up

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:28] GG: reαlly

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:28] GG: do tell

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:28] AG: and I was saying it was a shame you just weren't someone I could be interested in because we've been friends for so long!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:28] AG: I'm TRYING to be NICE here and help you get over me EASILY but you're making it VERY DIFFICULT

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] AG: Jossik I am a very sad and very broken troll who wants to date a strong, high caste ASSHOLE. I'm sorry you can't fit the bill. You're too fucking nice and I would never change that about you!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] AG: Scarlet loves that though!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:29] GG: - th-nks -ts funny how you tαlk l-ke bαl-sh when you're try-ng to be conf-dent

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:30] AG: yeah, there's a good example of another asshole I look up to

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:30] GG: αnd - LOVE how you're -mpl-c-tly trust-ng someone thαt hαs been proven to be α soc-opαth-c mαster mαn-pulαtor

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:30] AG: would you rather I completely loost my marbles and started babbling in reverse like a total fucking loser because if you keep PUSHING IT I WILL

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:30] GG: - k-ndα l-ke the reverse th-ng

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:30] AG: well that makes one of us!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:31] GG: / :c

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:31] AG: Jack was kind to me, not that it's any of your business. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] GG: how wαs he k-nd to you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] GG: - αm try-ng to understαnd, but -t -s rαther hαrd for me.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] AG: didn't I just say it T'NSAW RUOY SSENISUB?!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:32] AG: EES I WENK-- I knew this was going to happen

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:33] GG: -'m sorry

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:33] AG: what happened between me and jack is between me and jack and whoever the fuck else of these twinks was watching and wants to spread it around like gossip! why don't you ask scarlet I'm sure she'd love to tell you how stupid I am or how misguided I am or how much I've misunderstood his actions!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:33] AG: I'm done trying to explain myself to you, Jossik, this just isn't fair to me!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:33] AG: I'm going to go and I'd rather you didn't message me for a while

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] GG: - hαve to go too

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] GG: - hαppen to hαve some v-deotαpes to return

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] -- garrisonedGuardian [GG] gave up trolling aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 02:34 --

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] AG: UGH THAT'S MY LINE YOU BITCH

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;">[02:34] -- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] gave up trolling garrisonedGuardian [GG] at 02:34 --